00:01The Green Monster
00:04For new listeners, The Green Monster is our era's own cryptid
00:12Seven feet tall, glowing yellow eyes
00:16Smells like rotting pine
00:18Scent to hunt hearts
00:22Literally
00:25Tiptoe, tiptoe, don't make a pit
00:31A green one found two while they were asleep
00:38Everything I'd ever written these years wasn't fiction
00:46Come on, show yourself
00:57You just keep coming back, don't you?
01:03This ends tonight
01:26AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
01:29AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
01:30AHHHHHHHHHH
