00:06Oi, oi. Got enough there?
00:09The golden guinea for you to smuggle this lot to the back door of the wallpaper.
00:16Do it yourself.
00:24Are you all right?
00:25I'm not lost, if that's what you mean. Oh, neither was Sarah.
00:29I didn't mean to drop you in it.
00:30But you've probably ruined Andy's chances of keeping Sarah. Stay away from me, skank.
00:36Got away with women, haven't you?
00:38Like you'd know.
00:39I know more than you'll ever learn.
00:42And I know a loser when I see one.
00:44Now chop chop, son. Those guys aren't going to wash themselves.
00:51All right, cheers for that. Thanks, bye.
00:54So it went all right then, that social worker stuff?
00:57Yeah, better than we'd hoped.
00:59Because I brought Sarah around.
01:02I know where you're going. I know. You can't have the rest of the day up.
01:06You're an ungrateful.
01:08Sorry? Ungrateful what? Go on, spit it out.
01:10Is that any way to speak to a lad who saved your Sarah's bacon?
01:13Yeah, and something tells me that I'll never hear the end of it.
01:16I used to chuck him a flaming river.
01:18Oi!
01:18He doesn't mean it.
01:20It's his age, all them wearing hormones going at it and we can't watch.
01:23Jazz, he's rude.
01:24You can't be bothered to answer the phone, I've told him. One more strike and he's out.
01:27Yeah, but you know what they say. Invest in your loyal workers and they'll invest more in you.
01:33Are you joking? He's already overpaid as it is.
01:36Yeah, well if you just give him a bit more responsibility.
01:59What is it that you want out of life?
02:03Dunno. Shed loads of cash. Fit bird. Massive car.
02:09And you're planning to get your hands on that how?
02:11Well, not by working here.
02:13Oh, right. So you wouldn't be interested in training as a mechanic then?
02:18Me?
02:19On the job. Couple of days a week at college.
02:23Hurry up!
02:25College? No, it's a mugs game.
02:28Oh, right. Well, I'm not going to twist your arm.
02:30Ready for a spot of lunch with your old man?
02:32What about me? I'm starving.
02:33Dreamer, who just got here?
02:35He's working at the car wash.
02:38Loser.
02:51Are you off your head? The place is empty.
02:55Just look above you and tell me what you see.
02:59The sky.
03:01Chimneys!
03:04Yeah, well, we're not going to fit a chimney in here, are we?
03:07Not the bleeding. What does a chimney lead to, man?
03:10Dunno.
03:12A fireplace. Cast iron George. You'd be worth a fortune, that.
03:15To a pair of breeding house restorers. I'm telling you, man.
03:18For a bit of scrap metal?
03:19Well, just get his stuff to you and we can have him in Newcastle by tonight, can't we? Go on.
03:23Right.
03:35You're just chilling, yeah?
03:37Yeah.
03:38Yeah.
03:39Get off the damn wall. Get off the wall with loads to do.
03:45It's doing my arms in all this.
03:47Shut up. Get off with your face.
03:52What was that?
03:53Whoa, man! We watched a merchandise!
03:55Just heard something out the front.
03:56Well, go and have a look. You're supposed to be keeping your eyes open.
04:11Dumber and dumber.
04:13Call red-handed.
04:14Again.
04:21How are you going to ship the stuff where's the van?
04:23Well, I've had to leave it at ours. I couldn't bring it here, could I?
04:25Why would you prop up Nick fireplaces against the house you're nicking them from?
04:28You stupid prat.
04:30Well, I was going to shift it, wouldn't I?
04:31Well, why are you shifting now while Ros has watched you?
04:33You'll have a brain between you. You'll be dangerous.
04:35Well, look, I can't get Nick. My man will kill me.
04:37Well, not before she's castrated me first, man.
04:40You go, I'll stop her, you.
04:41Man, you can't you go get lifted, are you?
04:42Look, I'll sort it.
04:44Do you want me to make you?
04:45Oh, come on.
05:02Afternoon, officers.
05:03Looks like I've disturbed a burglary.
05:22Yeah, I tried to give chase, but they had a van took off in a puff of small.
05:25Did you manage to get the registration?
05:27Oh, I didn't think.
05:28But I stopped here until you lot arrived.
05:30How did you know we were on our way?
05:33Coppers round these parts, you've got a six cents for trouble.
05:35I'd like to take a statement if that's okay, sir.
05:37Anytime.
05:39Down at the station, Mr Dingle.
05:41You arresting me or what?
05:42No, Mr Dingle, but I'd be very grateful if you'd just comply with our polite request.
05:47I'm in your hands.
05:48You gonna call for me then?
05:58Right.
06:00Come on.
06:17Kane Dingle.
06:19DC Henshaw.
06:22I've finally get to meet the man behind the myth.
06:26Always a pleasure to help her majesty's finest.
06:30I'll have to take a few details, if that's all right, sir.
06:34I thought you'd have enough of me already.
06:36I would have brought you far, but the forklift's out of order.
06:44Shall we get on?
06:47We can't just do nothing.
06:48Look, nobody forced him for it to be a human sacrifice, did they?
06:52Said he'd sorted it, so just led him.
06:53Zack said it's a miracle he's not been banged up already.
06:56Once the cops get their hands on him, we're not going to see him again.
06:57What do you want to do, man?
06:59Hey, what do you want to do?
07:00Do you want to start him a cop shot?
07:02I'll tell you what, if he does find himself in it, he's got all that cash, ain't he?
07:05Get himself a decent brief.
07:07Oi!
07:07You!
07:09Debbie!
07:09Tell her where he is, won't you?
07:11Don't leave me with that, man.
07:12You can't leave him on his own, can I?
07:14He's a grown man, he's not Bambi, Aaron.
07:16Vic, forget about all that service stuff, I'll text you.
07:19Come here!
07:23Get off the bus, you little skank!
07:30I'll swear for him.
07:31I swear.
07:33No, what?
07:34No!
07:35So you just stood there and let them arrest him?
07:36What is what are you wanting?
07:37Oh, right!
07:38We've been told you to walk off the edge of a cliff, would you have done that?
07:40No, what?
07:41No!
07:42I'll tell you what you're like, my dad gets put away from this, I won't stop until you're
07:44in there with him.
07:48I was just being a good neighbour.
07:50We can't have thieves running right across the countryside, can we?
07:54Well, some of these types will have the shirt off your back.
07:58Not to mention the two and a half million pounds extorted from them in a kidnap blood.
08:04Life on the run on the costa.
08:09You've done your own work.
08:11Give the man a gold star.
08:15It wasn't hard, even the talk of the neck, since you left it.
08:20And I'm going to be the one who finally gets to send it down for good.
08:29You're a lucky day, eh?
08:33Enjoyed your life in Spain, did you?
08:35Nice weather.
08:37Fit women.
08:39What's not to like?
08:43Yeah, I suppose we'd all love to retire to the sun.
08:45On your salary, you'd be lucky to stretch to Bridlington.
08:50So what was it that brought you back to these shores?
08:53Shortage of cash?
08:56Or the fact that your little girl had been charged with murder?
09:02I'm driving past the house.
09:03I noticed two men in Palaclavas removing a fireplace from the building.
09:09Because you'd told them to.
09:11Admit it.
09:13Where's your evidence?
09:17I don't need evidence.
09:20I just need to hang on to your surrey carcass long enough to make a fraction of what's in this
09:24stick.
09:28King Dingle, I'm arresting you on suspicion.
09:30I wouldn't do that if I were you.
09:34Unless you want to flush what's left of your career down the pan.
09:48You got lucky.
09:50You presume I'm free to go?
09:52I presume right.
09:54You're filling your paperwork and everything.
09:56What a waste.
10:16If I had a choice.
10:19But you don't, do you?
10:22I'd like to say it's been a pleasure.
10:23So would I.
10:26I'll be seeing you.
10:28Not if I see you first.
10:37See, I told them they had nothing on your outside.
10:39No.
10:43Right, well done.
10:45You've really gone and done it this time, haven't you?
10:46You got a death wish or what?
10:48Later, alright.
10:53You'd risk your neck for a second-hand fireplace.
10:55Why don't you let those two idiots take the rat?
10:57I wasn't in the mood.
10:59Yeah, well I stuck by you, didn't I?
11:00Yeah, you did.
11:01When you should have been at work.
11:02Don't think about turning up tomorrow, you're sacked.
11:04Yeah, well I'm not bothered anyway.
11:05I work for your dad.
11:06Anything you need doing, any time, any place, I'm your man.
11:10What I need is for you to do one before I make you.
11:23You've got a choice.
11:25You either tell me how you got out of jail free yet again,
11:28or you packed your bags.
