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A young couple and their baby are on holiday visiting a relative. Whilst at a pub, they encounter local man Tommy Shlug. A highly confusing interaction follows.
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00:06Hi, look what she's doing.
00:08Hi, gorgeous.
00:10Oh, that's beautiful. Send that one to Mum.
00:12Are you doing a bit of video on?
00:20Is that an iPhone, is it?
00:22Isn't that fucking my shit?
00:24Oh, it is my jersey, I don't know.
00:27Look at that now.
00:28I'm a Club Orange.
00:29I was saying to Johnny there up the bar, I said,
00:32they look like they're on holidays now.
00:35We are, yeah.
00:36You're not from around the town, you're not?
00:37No, just visiting my uncle.
00:41Who's he now?
00:42Jimmy Flanagan.
00:43Oh, I know Jimmy.
00:45He's some man for one man is Jimmy.
00:47He's some man for one man is Jimmy.
00:49He was some man in school, he was.
00:51Those will be the school gates now, this will be Jimmy.
00:54The old bag on his back.
01:06You're Flanagan, yeah?
01:08Yeah.
01:10The little man he wants to be, eh?
01:14Oh, what's his name?
01:15She's called Alice.
01:16He's a lovely little man, he's Alex.
01:18Reminds me of only yesterday when my little Declan was born.
01:21Yeah, I held him in my arms and gave me a little kiss on his head and I cried.
01:27They grow up first then, you know.
01:30They grow up first.
01:31Not long for the gardener off to Australian.
01:35They never really miss a baby.
01:36Until your baby's gone.
01:42Where the fuck did they go?
01:47Try to have a bite there, Danny.
01:48I'm a few different things.
01:51You make me feel so goddamn real.

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