00:00Whilst other critics waste their time on trivial matters like film, food, or art,
00:06one man dares to review all facets of life at your behest.
00:11In life's labyrinth of choices, there is someone you can turn to.
00:21I'm Miles Barlow. Welcome to Review.
00:36Murder. Just what are the effects of taking another's life?
00:41Should one endure a dickhead mate?
00:47Boyerism. Just what is it about the need to watch that makes us unable to look away?
00:54Ah! Oh my God!
00:58Stealing. Destitution. Stress. Criticism.
01:01What is it like to go through divorce?
01:03Miles! Who the fuck do you think you are?
01:06You and I will take you.
01:08Oh yes! Come on, don't get upset.
01:11Here, look. He's $500.
01:15It's $500 for you too, Harry.
01:17Divorce has been one of the most painful, regrettable experiences of my life.
01:22One star.
01:25One star. One star.
01:27What are you doing?
01:30The room is disgusting.
01:32This environment and the situation repulse me.
01:35And I'm not even remotely attracted to this woman.
01:39Sex with a prostitute, whilst tinged with excitement,
01:42ultimately gives way to a lingering cloud of shame and indecency
01:46that seems to hang over one's head long after the event.
01:50Two stars.
01:55You're watching Review with Miles Barlow,
01:57the show where I review anything.
02:00Line.
02:01Fishing without bait.
02:02Being a rock star.
02:03Bare knuckle boxing.
02:05Open heart surgery.
02:06Whilst exhilarating,
02:07we'll often end in tragedy unless one is properly qualified.
02:11Three and a half stars.
02:12Oh, no!
02:18This is a holler.
02:20This is a holler.
02:21What?
02:24What?
02:29Wait, this is a holler.
02:30One star artist.
02:31Two stars.
02:31Oh, no socks.
02:37Twin arms.
02:39Oh, no.
02:43Amber.
