00:00.
00:42I'm Stetler.
00:43I'm Waldorf.
00:44We're here to heckle a Muppet movie.
00:46Gentlemen, that's straight ahead.
00:48Private screening room D.
00:49Private screening?
00:51Yeah, they're afraid to show it in public.
00:53Oh!
00:54Oh, look at this place.
00:56What a dump.
00:57A bunch of weirdos around here.
00:59Look at them.
01:00Yes, I know you are.
01:01Hey, ladies.
01:02Is this a taken?
01:05What?
01:06Hey, you!
01:07Hey, swing that back!
01:08I'm so nervous.
01:10If I'm not funny, I won't be able to live with myself.
01:13Well, then you'll have to get another apartment, won't you?
01:15You know, I hear this movie is dynamite.
01:19Get your fresh organic popcorn.
01:22Only a buck.
01:23Oh, honey, bite me some beauty.
01:25Oh, sure, Mama, nothing's too good for my woman.
01:28Woman!
01:28Woman, woman, woman!
01:31Well, I like the movie fine so far.
01:34It hasn't started yet.
01:35That's what I like about it.
01:40Do it.
01:41Yeah!
01:44Oh, hey, Mr. DeFrog, is it okay for me and my boomerang big to be in your movie?
01:51Hey!
01:52I told you, Lou, not in the movie or at the screening.
01:55Hey, but watch.
01:57Whoa!
01:57Hermit, does this film have socially redeeming value?
02:01Oh, I certainly hope so, Sam.
02:04Sorry about that.
02:05Hi, Hermie!
02:07Oh, hi, Biggie.
02:08Hermie, I tried to save you a seat, but somebody took it.
02:12Hi, everybody, and welcome to the first screening of the Muppet movie.
02:16Hey!
02:18But before we begin, I'd like to thank everyone who contributed to this film, starting with
02:23the little people, from the hairdressers to special effects.
02:28That's enough of that, Harry.
02:32And to the costume designers, to the prop makers.
02:36Hermie, Hermie!
02:37Speech isn't necessary, dear.
02:39Roll the film.
02:41Yeah, but I'd like to thank everybody for all of their hard work and their patience and
02:46their...
02:46Roll film!
02:47Roll film!
02:49Roll film!
02:50Roll film!
02:52Okay.
02:55Shh.
02:56Shh.
02:56Shh.
03:03Excuse me.
03:06Uncle Kermit?
03:08Is this about how the Muppets really got started?
03:11Well, it's sort of approximately how it happened.
