00:03I said I'm not gonna do it this is to the groom my best friend to happy ever after
00:11so I guess that's it I mean you know the rules I do I just thought that what I thought
00:15we like
00:16maybe hit it off right no I want to propose a toast to happy ever after
00:26what exactly do you do welcome to the best man Inc I provide best man services for guys like
00:33yourself who lack in such areas how you looking on groomsmen you need one or two I need seven you
00:39need seven what you're talking about is what we joke about and in less than two weeks please help
00:45me I don't know what else to do okay if I do this you need to understand that this is
00:50strictly a
00:50business relationship you're not buying a new friend you're hiring a best man got it I'm
00:54assuming you made up a name for me pick Mitchum nowhere of Kate hey ladies what's going on my
00:59name is big I'm Bick Mitchum and I love candy Bick Mitchum can have whatever you want all right
01:04I like it God created the world in seven days we gotta do a whole lot more in a lot
01:10less time
01:10who are these people me it's a groomsmen these guys cannot be my groomsmen it looks like the
01:16entire cast of Goonies grew up and became rapists it is my job to make you look good on your
01:21wedding
01:21day that's why we're here it's called a dry run you can hide a fat ass and baggy pants but
01:25you can
01:25not hide a bad dancer you asked how a girl like Gretchen could fall for me I took her dancing
01:31teach me how to do it teach me teach me how to do it all my women love me all
01:35my all my women love me
01:41they are all so talented those gays from this moment on we are flawless gentlemen what time is it
01:51it's the strangest looking group of guys I've ever seen boom three balls count them holy
01:58I want my real life to be as fun as the one I paid for
02:05let's go make some history we'll never forget climbing the glaciers of pentagonia jumping out
02:11of a plane at 10,000 feet
02:16what are you feeding him what are you talking about I'm on to you he wasn't like that until
02:21you showed up that's the Doug that I know don't you think it's a bit strange that your best man's
02:26name is Vic Mitchum I um I got to be honest with you guys oh yeah
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