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My 1st Dumb Ways To Die Parody
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00:07I'm not a fan of the
00:09The mafia
00:09A rubber check
00:11Sharpen a knife with your neck
00:15Arm wrestle with your nape
00:18Wrap your head a dozen times with masking tape
00:24Ridiculous
00:25Ways to die
00:27So many ridiculous ways to die
00:31Ridiculous ways to die
00:35So many ridiculous ways to die
00:43Smile so wide your head falls off
00:46Tell a donkey to turn its head a cough
00:51Slay patty cake with a polar bear
00:54Test out the state pen's electric chair
00:59Sell both your lungs on the inlet
01:02Have a stick of dynamite as a family pet
01:06Ridiculous ways to die
01:11So many ridiculous ways to die
01:15Ridiculous ways to die
01:18So many ridiculous ways to die
01:26Catch a tomahawk
01:28Catch a tomahawk between your legs
01:30Sit in an eagle's nest
01:32Pressing hamstrings
01:33Play your iPod full blast
01:38Go snorkeling in a body cast
01:42Stand under a hippo on a high wire
01:45Take a tomahawk
01:47Take a bubble bath in a deep air
01:48Take a bubble bath in a deep air
01:51Ridiculous ways to die
01:54Ridiculous ways to die
02:02So many ridiculous ways to die
02:07Ridiculous ways to die
02:10Ridiculous ways to die
02:14Put TNT under your front porch
02:18Put TNT under your front porch
02:18Do the peeps and cinnamon challenge both at once
02:21Tell the school bully he ain't nothing but a dunce
02:25Jump from roof to roof as you fight crime
02:29Date two different girls at the same time
02:33Lay hide and seek in a wood chipper
02:37Snag your manhood in your zipper
02:42Ridiculous ways to die
02:49Ridiculous ways to die
02:53Ridiculous ways to die
02:54So many, so many, so many ridiculous ways to die