00:00You know what really bothers me about Collin being married to Scarlett Johansson?
00:07Is that he acts like it's normal.
00:12Isn't that fucking annoying?
00:14He acts like it's not a miracle.
00:23Because we don't live that far from each other.
00:25We live like five minutes away from each other.
00:27Sometimes he'll like call me and be like,
00:29Hey man, we're having dinner at the house.
00:30It's just me and Scarlett.
00:31Why don't you bring a date?
00:33We could do a double date thing.
00:34I'm like, I can't bring the women that I date
00:39to Scarlett Johansson's house.
00:43I don't need her calling my phone like,
00:45Hey, I think your date stole our silverware.
00:49I'm like, yeah, she do that sometimes.
00:52She gets nervous.
00:54I thought I heard her jingling in the Uber.
00:59I'll keep an eye out for you, Scar.
01:02Can I call you Scar?
01:04Can I call you Scar?
