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Years after he disappeared from her life, Lexington Hall returns as the world's biggest movie actor, bringing high-stakes drama right back to Stevie's doorstep. Forced into a public fake relationship, Stevie finds herself torn between lingering bitterness and the powerful spark that never truly died. Is Lexington seeking a genuine second chance, or is this just another performance for the cameras?
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Years after he disappeared from her life, Lexington Hall returns as the world's biggest movie actor, bringing high-stakes drama right back to Stevie's doorstep. Forced into a public fake relationship, Stevie finds herself torn between lingering bitterness and the powerful spark that never truly died. Is Lexington seeking a genuine second chance, or is this just another performance for the cameras?
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00:00:07And the award for Best Youth Actor goes to...
00:00:12Lexington Hall!
00:00:25Ever since my first film of the age of three, I've dropped it this day.
00:00:28The day that I finally turned 18.
00:00:31And so do my sweet mother here in the crowd.
00:00:33And to Hollywood and everyone watching at home.
00:00:37I have just one thing to say to all of you.
00:00:41Fuck you!
00:00:48Out the camera!
00:00:50Fuck all of you!
00:00:52Fuck this disgusting industry!
00:00:54I'm never acting again!
00:00:57Woo!
00:01:02What a spoiled Hollywood ass game.
00:01:11Dad, I've got the school play audition. I gotta go.
00:01:14Break your legs, honey.
00:01:16It's break a leg, but thank you.
00:01:25Oh my god, I can't believe we're going to be classmates with the Lexington Hall.
00:01:29The hottest guy from Hollywood.
00:01:31Oh my god, I could literally die.
00:01:33Do you think you'll sign my boobs?
00:01:36Oh my god, there he is!
00:01:38Oh my god, there he is!
00:01:45Oh my god, there he is!
00:01:48Super let's free me.
00:01:49No!
00:02:02Is that Lex home?
00:02:15My shirt! What the hell?
00:02:22My hair is stuck on his clutch
00:02:25No, no, no, I can't let the whole school see me like this
00:02:35Hey, we really don't have time for this right now
00:02:37What are you waiting for? Drive!
00:02:39She's huge! I don't know how to...
00:02:41Let's hit the gas!
00:02:51Okay, stop the car, stop the car, I think we're safe
00:02:57Seriously?
00:03:03You having a good time down there?
00:03:05My hair is stuck
00:03:08Okay, okay, stop if I were you later
00:03:11Before selling out
00:03:13Is he hard?
00:03:25I'm lying
00:03:29Car!
00:03:32Oh, gosh, you better be kidding me
00:03:34Are you serious?
00:03:37You know, I've had some fans pull some pretty crazy stunts before, but...
00:03:41This?
00:03:42Pretty original
00:03:43I am not one of your crazy fangirls
00:03:46You jumped into my car
00:03:48You destroyed my truck
00:03:49And destroyed my only nice shirt for the audition
00:03:52Yeah, that's unfortunate
00:04:01Fine, here
00:04:04Now it'll cover the shirt and whatever it costs to fix
00:04:08This thing
00:04:10I don't want your stupid autographs
00:04:12You know, you're exactly what I imagined you'd be like
00:04:14A spoiled Hollywood asshole
00:04:18Now leave me alone
00:04:26Spoiled Hollywood asshole
00:04:27Huh?
00:04:31It's a strong opinion for a theater nerd
00:04:40Stevie St. James
00:04:41I mean, come on
00:04:43You're doing Fright and Prejudice?
00:04:45Boring
00:04:45You know what?
00:04:47Sometimes boring is the only way for normal people to achieve their dreams
00:04:50Yeah?
00:04:52I'm gonna act in Hollywood too one day
00:04:55So you're not missing out on much, toots
00:04:57That's not what you think it is
00:04:58You know what?
00:04:58You can save your jaded, broken, bad boy act for someone who actually cares
00:05:02Acting is my dream
00:05:06And I promised someone I would never give up on that dream
00:05:10Not that someone like you would ever understand
00:05:13Now if you'll excuse me, I have an audition and I'm gonna be late
00:05:21I can close my own door
00:05:24Like so
00:05:29Audition, huh?
00:05:33I don't know why you had to audition, Natalie
00:05:34You were made for the lead role
00:05:36Yeah, you've been like the theater queen since freshman year
00:05:41Girls, this is the last year
00:05:43And it's gonna be the best year
00:05:46Well, since Stevie is a no-show
00:05:49This concludes our auditions for this year's school play
00:05:54Wait
00:05:55I'm here
00:06:08All right, farm girl
00:06:10Let's see what you got
00:06:12All righty, Stevie
00:06:13You made it
00:06:14You can start whenever you're ready
00:06:18Mr. Darcy
00:06:18From the moment that I met you
00:06:20Your manners showed me that you are arrogant, selfish, and conceited
00:06:26She's
00:06:27Not bad
00:06:29So my answer is no
00:06:31You're the last man in the world who
00:06:35Wait, where's my partner, Jameson?
00:06:39He's supposed to come in here
00:06:41Oh, no, Stevie
00:06:43Did your acting partner ditch you?
00:06:45I don't blame him
00:06:46This is a train wreck
00:06:47Yeah, my desk plant has better acting skills
00:06:51You're the last man in the world
00:06:54Oh, no, no
00:07:00No
00:07:02Hello
00:07:03Wait, wait, wait
00:07:08I'm not alone
00:07:10I don't just
00:07:10I just
00:07:30Lex Hull
00:07:31Did the biggest Hollywood star just save me?
00:07:3491
00:07:35Right
00:07:46Wait
00:07:47Wait, this is my first kiss
00:07:51He did a stage kiss?
00:07:52Shit, is that Lex fucking Hall?
00:07:55He's the hottest star in Hollywood and he wants to be in the school play?
00:07:59With Stevie?
00:08:00I thought Lex quit acting
00:08:02Why is he doing this for a poor farm girl?
00:08:04Allow me to speak but a few words
00:08:07My dearest
00:08:09And loveliest Elizabeth
00:08:11Lex, what are you doing here?
00:08:13You don't even know the lines
00:08:15I heard them earlier
00:08:22He memorized that entire monologue in three seconds?
00:08:25Oh
00:08:27Oh, I leave
00:08:31I've been a selfish man all my life
00:08:33Such it was from 8 to 18 and such it still might be
00:08:36Not for you
00:08:38The Elizabeth
00:08:39By you I was properly humbled
00:08:42And if your feelings for me are still with you where the last we spoke
00:08:45Tell me at once
00:08:47But otherwise
00:08:49Will you do me the greatest pleasure
00:08:52Of having you
00:09:02Bravo
00:09:03Bravo
00:09:05Bravo
00:09:06Bravo
00:09:07Beautiful chemistry
00:09:09The lead roles are yours provided both of you agree to do the play
00:09:13Yes
00:09:16Yes
00:09:17Yes thank you Mr. Hamlin
00:09:18We won't let you down
00:09:19Alrighty
00:09:20Now the auditions are over
00:09:23But Mr. Hamlin
00:09:27This isn't over you slimy barn snake
00:09:30That lead role is mine
00:09:34And so is Lex
00:09:35Let's go
00:09:42Well that was fun
00:09:44Good luck
00:09:45Wait you're leaving?
00:09:49Look I left Hollywood to get away from all of this
00:09:52Not to get chased around by a bunch of horny theater nerds in an amateur play
00:09:56Okay but Mr. Hamlin only wants us as a duo
00:09:58Tough luck
00:10:01Maybe next time
00:10:01There won't be a next time Lex
00:10:06Not for someone like me
00:10:08Look
00:10:09My grandma taught me how to act okay
00:10:12And I promised her that one day I would be the lead in this cool play so she could see
00:10:15me on stage
00:10:18She uh
00:10:20She never got the chance to
00:10:23So just for once
00:10:26I want to know what it feels like to really act
00:10:34All right
00:10:36Stevie St. James
00:10:38Let's say I do agree to act with you
00:10:45What do I get out of it?
00:10:54I have a spare bedroom
00:10:57What?
00:10:58Um
00:10:59You're staying at the Plaza Hotel
00:11:01Right?
00:11:03I saw how crazy your fans are
00:11:05They'll chew you up when you get back there
00:11:07So you want me to leave my five star hotel and come live on a farm with you?
00:11:11Well that's what you wanted
00:11:12Right?
00:11:14Mr. I just want a normal life
00:11:23Okay fuck it
00:11:26You got yourself a deal farm girl
00:11:30So you're at the farm
00:11:50You weren't kidding me
00:11:51So it's a bit of a fixer-upper
00:11:52Oh I'm sorry
00:11:53Is this farm too normal for you Lexall?
00:11:56The hottest Hollywood star in the world
00:11:58Did you just call me hot St. James?
00:12:01What?
00:12:02No
00:12:03In your dreams
00:12:04You know you are irritatingly full of yourself
00:12:08I prefer the word confident
00:12:12Speaking of
00:12:15You weren't actually in Hollywood St. James
00:12:21You've got to stop blushing every time a guy gets close to you
00:12:30Stevie honey
00:12:32Mom
00:12:33Dad
00:12:34This is my friend that I said was going to be staying with us
00:12:38I'm Lex
00:12:39I'm sorry
00:12:40I don't mean to intrude
00:12:41Stevie's friends are always welcome here
00:12:45So she told us that you're her acting partner
00:12:48And with such a talented actor's help
00:12:51Our baby girl's going to be a star
00:12:53Oh dad
00:12:54Stop
00:12:55Okay kids
00:12:56Dinner's almost ready
00:12:58Why don't you show Lex's room?
00:13:00Great idea
00:13:00Hey I hope you like venison
00:13:04Wow
00:13:05That was embarrassing
00:13:06No it was cute
00:13:09Do you tell how much they care?
00:13:11Why no one has that?
00:13:15Anyways
00:13:18I'm gonna go find out what venison is
00:13:21That's not a good idea Lex
00:13:22I don't think you really want to know
00:13:23That's your dad's cookie
00:13:31Lex Hall's an asshole
00:13:33But why do I find him so hot?
00:13:35And what you do made the greatest pleasure
00:13:37Of having you
00:13:43Stop it Stevie
00:13:44He's literally a Hollywood actor
00:13:47He's just acting
00:13:48I need to stop thinking about him
00:13:50He's a star
00:13:52And you're just you
00:13:54Do you always talk to the cows when you milk them?
00:14:01Well good morning to you too
00:14:03Oh my god
00:14:17Well that is
00:14:18Don't
00:14:18Say another word
00:14:21What are you doing in my barn naked?
00:14:23Well I was trying to take a shower
00:14:24And then the thing broke
00:14:27But as my generous hostess
00:14:29I assume you can fix it for me
00:14:44What are you doing St. James?
00:14:46Uh definitely not what you think I'm doing
00:14:48More types in there
00:14:54You sure you know how to fix this?
00:14:57Newsflash your highness
00:14:58Real people like me actually grew up
00:15:00Learning real life skills
00:15:01While you were busy having tea and cake
00:15:03With celebrities
00:15:03You seem to think movie stars lives
00:15:05Are all fun and games
00:15:06Oh yeah
00:15:07Because all the fans that love you
00:15:09And the galas
00:15:10And traveling around the world
00:15:12It's so horrible
00:15:14You sure you don't want any help?
00:15:16No you've done enough
00:15:17The last thing I need is your help
00:15:23Shit
00:15:23I can't actually be stuck like this
00:15:26With my ass pointed at
00:15:30You've got a real talent
00:15:31For getting yourself
00:15:32In compromising positions
00:15:35Don't you phone girl?
00:15:39Lex
00:15:40I'm gonna suck okay
00:15:41Just pull me out
00:15:43Oh?
00:15:45I thought you didn't want my help
00:15:47Lex this isn't funny okay
00:15:49Help me
00:15:54Steve honey
00:15:55Are you in the barn?
00:16:00Yeah mom I'm just
00:16:06I'm fixing the water pipe
00:16:10Okay do you want some help?
00:16:12No I'm about to be done
00:16:13Oh okay
00:16:15Breakfast is ready
00:16:16Okay I'm coming
00:16:26Hey
00:16:32Where is this stupid wrench?
00:16:39That's not a wrench
00:16:41What?
00:16:43What?
00:16:48I am so sorry
00:16:52It's okay
00:16:59Okay
00:16:59I'm gonna go dig a hole
00:17:01And dive in there
00:17:02Hold up
00:17:05Someone else me an apology
00:17:08Miss
00:17:10Real life skills
00:17:12You know I'm starting to think
00:17:13You only brought me on this farm
00:17:14To screw with me
00:17:15St. James
00:17:22Lexington
00:17:24Oh god
00:17:24What's my mom doing back?
00:17:27Lexington?
00:17:28No
00:17:29That's my mom
00:17:36Lexington?
00:17:37Did you think you could run away
00:17:38Without me knowing?
00:17:40Lexington
00:17:42What are you doing in a
00:17:44Oh god
00:17:44Barn like this
00:17:46And without a shirt?
00:17:47I've decided to spend some time on a farm
00:17:49Mom
00:17:50You didn't have to break an energy
00:17:51Well apparently I did have to
00:17:53Lexington
00:17:53Your reputation
00:17:55Is in the gutter
00:17:56And now I find you
00:17:57Living on some dirty farm
00:17:58You don't belong here Lex
00:18:01Or with whatever redneck lives here
00:18:07Is there someone in there with you?
00:18:10Lexington
00:18:11Lexington
00:18:11That's it
00:18:11I'm coming in now
00:18:21Mom
00:18:21I'm naked
00:18:22And I'm hard
00:18:26Lexington
00:18:26You put that towel on right now
00:18:29No
00:18:30Not until you get in your car
00:18:31And you drive away
00:18:32I'm not a kid anymore
00:18:34And I'm told you
00:18:35I'm quitting Hollywood
00:18:36You are not quitting
00:18:39You're just having a temper tantrum
00:18:41I know you
00:18:42I'm your mother
00:18:43And your agent
00:18:44And in fact
00:18:46I might remind you
00:18:48That all of these contracts
00:18:50Bear your signature
00:18:51So if you don't come back to LA
00:18:52You're going to court
00:18:56Can you just stop hurting my life for two seconds?
00:18:59And let me be free for once?
00:19:00You know
00:19:01Freedom is a luxury
00:19:03That a movie star like you
00:19:05Doesn't get to have
00:19:05And so is a scandal
00:19:07So I better not catch you
00:19:09Getting into any trouble
00:19:10And if I find out
00:19:11That you are messing around
00:19:13With some gold digging farm girl
00:19:15Not only will I ruin your life
00:19:17I'll ruin hers
00:19:26Okay, you can turn around now
00:19:31Sorry
00:19:37Bad day, huh?
00:19:40Good days
00:19:41Bad days
00:19:42Harold's days
00:19:44All the endless bullshit
00:19:47And boots
00:19:47For you
00:19:49Surprised you paid for me
00:19:50In the perfect locks hall
00:19:52You're really not
00:19:53You know
00:19:55Perfect
00:19:55I mean
00:19:56First of all
00:19:57You are majorly entitled
00:20:00You're cocky
00:20:01Incredibly reckless
00:20:02You think for the pep talk
00:20:04But it doesn't make you bad
00:20:08It just makes you normal
00:20:21You know there are copies of that, right?
00:20:24It's okay to want things
00:20:26To forget what your mom wants
00:20:27And what the fans want
00:20:30It's hard to explain
00:20:32But somehow
00:20:32When I'm only with her
00:20:34It doesn't feel so bad
00:20:35To be just like tall
00:20:39What do you want, Lexal?
00:20:42What do I want?
00:21:06And the award for best youth actor goes to
00:21:11Lexington Hall
00:21:12What do you want, Lexal?
00:21:23Ever since my first film of the age of three
00:21:25I've drafted this day
00:21:26The day that I finally turn 18
00:21:29And so do my sweet mother here in the crowd
00:21:32And to Hollywood
00:21:33And everyone watching at home
00:21:35I have just one thing to say to all of you
00:21:39Fuck you
00:21:46Out the camera
00:21:49Fuck all of you
00:21:50Fuck this disgusting industry
00:21:53I'm never acting again
00:21:55I spoiled Hollywood asking
00:22:09Dad, I've got the school play audition
00:22:11I gotta go
00:22:13Break your legs, honey
00:22:14It's break a leg, but thank you
00:22:23Oh my god
00:22:24I can't believe we're gonna be classmates
00:22:26With the Lexal
00:22:27The hottest guy from Hollywood
00:22:29Oh my god, I could literally die
00:22:31Do you think you'll sign my boo?
00:22:34Oh my god
00:22:35There he is
00:22:46Super let's scream
00:23:01Is that Lexal?
00:23:08What?
00:23:09Who?
00:23:14My shirt!
00:23:15What the hell?
00:23:21My hair is stuck
00:23:22On his clutch
00:23:25No, no, no
00:23:27I can't let the whole school see me like this
00:23:33Hey, we really don't have time for this right now
00:23:35What are you waiting for?
00:23:36Drive!
00:23:38She's huge!
00:23:39I don't know how to
00:23:39Let's hit the gas!
00:23:50Okay, stop the car
00:23:51Stop the car
00:23:51I think we're safe
00:23:56Seriously?
00:24:02You having a good time down there?
00:24:03My hair is stuck
00:24:06Okay, okay, I'd stop
00:24:08If I were you
00:24:09Before selling out
00:24:12Is he
00:24:13Hard?
00:24:23I'm lying
00:24:28Car!
00:24:29I'm lying
00:24:30I'm lying
00:24:31Oh, gosh
00:24:32You better be kidding me
00:24:33Are you serious?
00:24:35You know, I've had some fans pull some pretty crazy stunts before
00:24:38But
00:24:39This?
00:24:41Pretty original
00:24:41I am not one of your crazy fangirls
00:24:44You jumped into my car
00:24:46You destroyed my truck
00:24:48And destroyed my only nice shirt for the audition
00:24:51Yeah
00:24:51That's
00:24:54Unfortunate
00:24:59Fine
00:24:59Here
00:25:03That'll cover the shirt
00:25:04And whatever it costs
00:25:05To fix
00:25:06This thing
00:25:08I don't want your stupid autographs
00:25:11You know, you're exactly what I imagined you'd be like
00:25:13A spoiled Hollywood asshole
00:25:16Now leave me alone
00:25:24Spoiled Hollywood asshole
00:25:26Huh?
00:25:30It's a strong opinion for a theater nerd
00:25:39Stevie St. James?
00:25:40I mean, come on
00:25:41You're doing Fright and Prejudice?
00:25:43Boring
00:25:44You know what?
00:25:46Sometimes boring is the only way for normal people to achieve their dreams
00:25:49Yeah?
00:25:51I'm gonna act in Hollywood too one day
00:25:53So you're not missing out on much, toots
00:25:55It's not what you think it is
00:25:56You know what?
00:25:57You can save your jaded, broken, bad boy act
00:25:59For someone who actually cares
00:26:01Acting is my dream
00:26:04And I promised someone I would never give up on that dream
00:26:09Not that someone like you would ever understand
00:26:12Now if you'll excuse me
00:26:13I have an audition
00:26:14And I'm gonna be late
00:26:20I can close my own door
00:26:22Like so
00:26:28Audition, huh?
00:26:31I don't know why you had to audition, Natalie
00:26:33You were made for the lead role
00:26:35Yeah, you've been like the theater queen since freshman year
00:26:39Girls, this is the last year
00:26:41And it's gonna be the best year
00:26:44Well, since Stevie is a no-show
00:26:48This concludes our auditions for this year's school play
00:26:52Wait!
00:26:54I'm here
00:27:07Alright, farm girl
00:27:08Let's see what you got
00:27:11Alrighty, Stevie
00:27:12You made it
00:27:13You can start whenever you're ready
00:27:16Mr. Darcy
00:27:17From the moment that I met you
00:27:19Your manners showed me that you are arrogant
00:27:22Selfish
00:27:23And conceited
00:27:25She's
00:27:26Not bad
00:27:28So my answer is no
00:27:29You're the last man in the world
00:27:31Who
00:27:33Wait
00:27:33Where's my partner, Jameson?
00:27:38He's supposed to come in here
00:27:39Oh no, Stevie
00:27:41Did your acting partner ditch you?
00:27:44I don't blame him
00:27:45This is a train wreck
00:27:46Yeah, my desk plant
00:27:48Has better acting skills
00:27:51Ew
00:27:58Ew
00:27:59Ew
00:27:59Ew
00:28:00Ew
00:28:00Ew
00:28:00Ew
00:28:01Ew
00:28:02We're hanging
00:28:04Ow
00:28:05Ow
00:28:06Ow
00:28:06Ow
00:28:07Is that so good?
00:28:10Ow
00:28:11Ow
00:28:11Ow
00:28:11Ow
00:28:12Ow
00:28:12Ow
00:28:12Ow
00:28:12Ow
00:28:12Ow
00:28:29Lex Hull, did the biggest Hollywood star just save me?
00:28:3391.
00:28:34Right.
00:28:45Wait, this is my first kiss.
00:28:49He did a stage kiss?
00:28:51Shit, is that Lex fucking Hull?
00:28:54He's the hottest star in Hollywood and he wants to be in the school play?
00:28:57With Stevie?
00:28:59I thought Lex quit acting.
00:29:01Why is he doing this for a poor farm girl?
00:29:03Allow me to speak but a few words.
00:29:05My dearest and loveliest Elizabeth.
00:29:10Lex, what are you doing here?
00:29:12You don't even know the lines.
00:29:14I heard them earlier.
00:29:20He memorized that entire monologue in three seconds?
00:29:24No.
00:29:26I leave.
00:29:30I've been a selfish man all my life.
00:29:32Such it was from eight to eighteen and such it still might be.
00:29:35Not for you, Elizabeth.
00:29:38By you I was properly humbled.
00:29:41And if your feelings for me are still with you where the last we spoke, tell me at once.
00:29:45But otherwise,
00:29:48will you do me the greatest pleasure
00:29:51of having you?
00:30:01Bravo!
00:30:03Bravo!
00:30:04Bravo!
00:30:06Beautiful chemistry.
00:30:08The lead roles are yours, provided both of you agree to do the play.
00:30:12Yes!
00:30:15Yes, thank you, Mr. Hamlin.
00:30:17We won't let you down.
00:30:18Alrighty.
00:30:19Now the auditions are over.
00:30:22But Mr. Hamlin!
00:30:26This isn't over, you slimy barn snake.
00:30:29That lead role is mine.
00:30:32And so is Lex.
00:30:34Let's go.
00:30:41Well, that was fun.
00:30:42Good luck.
00:30:44Wait, you're leaving?
00:30:48Look, I left Hollywood to get away from all of this.
00:30:51Not to get chased around by a bunch of horny theater nerds in an amateur play.
00:30:55Yeah, but Mr. Hamlin only wants us as a duo.
00:30:57Tough luck.
00:30:59Maybe next time.
00:31:00There won't be a next time, Lex.
00:31:04Not for someone like me.
00:31:08Look, my grandma taught me how to act, okay?
00:31:11And I promised her that one day I would be the lead in this cool play so she could see
00:31:14me on stage.
00:31:17She, she, uh, she never got the chance to.
00:31:22So just for once, I want to know what it feels like to really act.
00:31:33All right.
00:31:35Stevie St. James, let's say I do agree to act with you.
00:31:44What do I get out of it?
00:31:52I have a spare bedroom.
00:31:55What?
00:31:57Um, you're staying at the Plaza Hotel, right?
00:32:01I saw how crazy your fans are.
00:32:04They'll chew you up when you get back there.
00:32:06So you want me to leave my five-star hotel and come live on a farm with you?
00:32:10Well, that's what you wanted, right?
00:32:13Mr. I-just-want-a-normal-life.
00:32:22Okay, fuck it.
00:32:25You got yourself a deal, farm girl.
00:32:29See you at the farm.
00:32:49You weren't kidding me since I was a bit of a fixer-upper.
00:32:51Oh, I'm sorry.
00:32:52Is this farm too normal for you, Lexall?
00:32:54The hottest Hollywood star in the world.
00:32:57Did you just call me hot, St. James?
00:33:00What?
00:33:01No, in your dreams.
00:33:03You know, you are irritatingly full of yourself.
00:33:06I prefer the word confident.
00:33:10Speaking of, do you want to act in Hollywood, St. James?
00:33:19You've got to stop blushing every time a guy gets close to you.
00:33:29Stevie, honey?
00:33:31Mom, Dad, um, this is my friend that I said was going to be staying with us.
00:33:37I'm Lex.
00:33:38I'm sorry.
00:33:38I don't mean to intrude.
00:33:40Oh, Stevie's friends are always welcome here.
00:33:43So she told us that you're her acting partner.
00:33:47And with such a talented actor's help, our baby girl's going to be a star.
00:33:52Oh, Dad.
00:33:53Stop.
00:33:54Okay, kids, dinner's almost ready.
00:33:57Why don't you show Lex's room?
00:33:58Great idea.
00:33:59Hey, I hope you like venison.
00:34:03Wow, that was embarrassing.
00:34:06No, it was cute.
00:34:08Do you tell how much they care?
00:34:10No one has that.
00:34:14Anyways.
00:34:16I'm going to go find out what venison is.
00:34:19Uh, that's not a good idea, Lex.
00:34:21I don't think you really want to know.
00:34:22What's your dad's cooking?
00:34:30Lex Hall is an asshole.
00:34:31But why do I find him so hot?
00:34:34Will you do me the greatest pleasure of having you?
00:34:42Stop it, Stevie.
00:34:43He's literally a Hollywood actor.
00:34:45He's just acting.
00:34:47You need to stop thinking about him.
00:34:49He's a star.
00:34:50And you're just you.
00:34:52Do you always talk to the cows when you milk them?
00:34:59Well, good morning to you, too.
00:35:02Oh, my God.
00:35:11Oh, my God.
00:35:15Well, that is just...
00:35:18Don't say another word.
00:35:20What are you doing in my barn naked?
00:35:22Well, I was trying to take a shower.
00:35:23And then the thing broke.
00:35:26But as my generous hostess,
00:35:28I assume you can fix it for me.
00:35:42What are you doing, St. James?
00:35:44Uh, definitely not what you think I'm doing.
00:35:47More pipes in there.
00:35:53You sure you know how to fix this?
00:35:55Uh-huh.
00:35:55Newsflash, your highness.
00:35:57Real people like me actually grew up
00:35:58learning real-life skills
00:36:00while you were busy having tea and cake with celebrities.
00:36:02You seem to think movie stars' lives are all fun and games.
00:36:05Oh, yeah.
00:36:06Because all the fans that love you
00:36:08and the galas and the traveling around the world.
00:36:10It's so horrible.
00:36:13You sure you don't want any help?
00:36:14No, you've done enough.
00:36:16The last thing I need is your help.
00:36:21Shit.
00:36:22I can't actually be stuck like this
00:36:24with my ass pointed at...
00:36:28You've got a real talent for getting yourself
00:36:30in compromising positions.
00:36:34Don't you, phone girl?
00:36:38Lex, I'm stuck, okay?
00:36:40Just pull me out.
00:36:42Oh?
00:36:44I thought you didn't want my help.
00:36:46Lex, this isn't funny, okay?
00:36:47Help me.
00:36:50Ow.
00:36:53Stay, honey?
00:36:54Are you in the barn?
00:36:58Yeah, Mom, I'm just...
00:37:00I...
00:37:01Oh.
00:37:04Oh.
00:37:04Oh.
00:37:05I'm fixing the water pipe.
00:37:08Okay.
00:37:09Do you want some help?
00:37:10No, I'm about to be done.
00:37:12Oh, okay.
00:37:13Breakfast is ready.
00:37:15Okay, I'm coming.
00:37:25Hey.
00:37:32Where's this stupid wrench?
00:37:38that's not a wrench
00:37:40what
00:37:46I am so sorry
00:37:50it's okay
00:37:57okay
00:37:58I'm gonna go dig a hole
00:38:00and dive in there
00:38:01hold up
00:38:04someone owes me an apology
00:38:06miss
00:38:08real life skills
00:38:10you know I'm starting to think
00:38:12you only brought me on this farm to screw with me
00:38:14St. James
00:38:21Lexington
00:38:22oh god
00:38:23what's my mom doing back
00:38:25Lexington
00:38:26no
00:38:28that's my mom
00:38:34Lexington
00:38:35did you think you could run away without me knowing
00:38:39Lexington
00:38:39oh
00:38:41what are you doing in a
00:38:42oh god barn like this
00:38:44and without a shirt
00:38:46I've decided to spend some time on a farm
00:38:48mom
00:38:48you didn't have to break an enter
00:38:50well apparently I did have to Lexington
00:38:52your reputation
00:38:53is in the gutter
00:38:55now I find you living on some dirty farm
00:38:57you don't belong here Lex
00:38:59or with whatever redneck lives here
00:39:06is there someone in there with you
00:39:09Lexington
00:39:09that's it
00:39:10I'm coming in now
00:39:19mom I'm naked
00:39:21and I'm hard
00:39:24Lexington
00:39:25you put that towel on right now
00:39:27no
00:39:29not until you get in your car
00:39:30and you drive away
00:39:31I'm not a kid anymore
00:39:32and I've told you
00:39:33I'm quitting Hollywood
00:39:35you are not quitting
00:39:37you're just having a temper tantrum
00:39:39I know you
00:39:40I'm your mother
00:39:42and your agent
00:39:43and in fact
00:39:45I might remind you
00:39:46that all of these contracts
00:39:48bear your signature
00:39:49so if you don't come back to LA
00:39:51you're going to court
00:39:55can you just stop hurting my life for two seconds
00:39:57and let me be free for once
00:39:59you know
00:40:00freedom is a luxury
00:40:02that a movie star like you
00:40:03doesn't get to have
00:40:04and so is a scandal
00:40:06so I better not catch you
00:40:07getting into any trouble
00:40:08and if I find out
00:40:10that you are messing around
00:40:11with some gold digging farm girl
00:40:14not only will I ruin your life
00:40:16I'll ruin hers
00:40:25okay you can turn around now
00:40:30sorry
00:40:35bad day huh
00:40:39good days
00:40:40bad days
00:40:42Harold's days
00:40:43all the endless bullshit
00:40:45and boots we eat
00:40:47surprised you paid for me
00:40:48in the perfect club's hall
00:40:51you're really not
00:40:52you know
00:40:53perfect
00:40:54I mean
00:40:54first of all
00:40:56you are majorly
00:40:57entitled
00:40:58you're cocky
00:40:59incredibly reckless
00:41:00you think
00:41:01for the pep talk
00:41:03but it doesn't make you bad
00:41:07it just makes you normal
00:41:20you know there are copies of that right
00:41:22it's okay to want things
00:41:24to forget what your mom wants
00:41:26and what the fans want
00:41:29it's hard to explain
00:41:30but somehow
00:41:31when I'm only with her
00:41:32it doesn't feel so bad
00:41:34to be just like Saul
00:41:37what do you want
00:41:38like Saul
00:41:40what do I want
00:42:04and the award for best youth actor goes to
00:42:09Lexington Hall
00:42:22ever since my first film
00:42:23of the age of three
00:42:24I've drafted this day
00:42:25the day
00:42:26that I finally turn 18
00:42:28and so to my sweet mother
00:42:29here in the crowd
00:42:30and to Hollywood
00:42:32and everyone watching at home
00:42:33I have just one thing to say
00:42:35to all of you
00:42:37fuck you
00:42:39at the camera
00:42:47fuck all of you
00:42:49watch this disgusting industry
00:42:51I'm never acting again
00:42:53I'm spoiled Hollywood asking
00:43:08dad I've got the school play audition
00:43:10I gotta go
00:43:11break your legs honey
00:43:13it's break a leg
00:43:14but thank you
00:43:22oh my god
00:43:23I can't believe
00:43:23we're gonna be classmates
00:43:24with the Lex Hall
00:43:26the hottest guy
00:43:27from Hollywood
00:43:28oh my god
00:43:29I could literally die
00:43:29do you think you'll sign my boo?
00:43:33oh my god
00:43:34there he is
00:43:45super let's bring him
00:43:59is that Lex Hall?
00:44:20my hair is stuck
00:44:21on his clutch
00:44:22no
00:44:25no no no
00:44:26I can't let the whole school
00:44:27see me like this
00:44:32hey we really don't have time
00:44:33for this right now
00:44:34what are you waiting for
00:44:35drive
00:44:36this is huge
00:44:37I don't know how to
00:44:38that's it the gas
00:44:49okay stop the car
00:44:49stop the car
00:44:50I think we're safe
00:44:54seriously
00:45:00you having a good time down there
00:45:01my hair
00:45:03my hair is stuck
00:45:05my hair is stuck
00:45:06okay okay I'd stop
00:45:06if I were you
00:45:07or something else
00:45:10is he
00:45:11hard?
00:45:22I'm lying to you
00:45:27car
00:45:30oh god you're gonna be kidding me
00:45:31are you serious?
00:45:34you know I've had some fans
00:45:35post some pretty crazy stunts
00:45:36before but
00:45:38this?
00:45:39pretty original
00:45:40I am not one of your crazy fangirls
00:45:43you jumped into my car
00:45:45you destroyed my truck
00:45:46and destroyed my only nice shirt
00:45:48for the audition
00:45:50yeah
00:45:50that's
00:45:53unfortunate
00:45:57fine
00:45:58here
00:46:01that'll cover the shirt
00:46:02and whatever it costs
00:46:03to fix
00:46:05this thing
00:46:07I don't want your stupid autographs
00:46:09you know you're exactly
00:46:10what I imagined
00:46:11you'd be like
00:46:11a spoiled
00:46:13Hollywood asshole
00:46:15now leave me alone
00:46:23spoiled Hollywood asshole
00:46:24huh
00:46:28it's a strong opinion
00:46:29for a theater nerd
00:46:37Stevie St. James
00:46:39I mean come on
00:46:40you're doing
00:46:40Fright and Prejudice
00:46:42boring
00:46:43you know what
00:46:44sometimes boring
00:46:45is the only way
00:46:46for normal people
00:46:47to achieve their dreams
00:46:48yeah
00:46:49I'm gonna act
00:46:50in Hollywood too
00:46:51one day
00:46:52so you're not
00:46:53missing out on much
00:46:53toots
00:46:54it's not what you think
00:46:55it is
00:46:55you know what
00:46:55you can save
00:46:56your jaded
00:46:57broken bad boy act
00:46:58for someone who actually cares
00:46:59acting is my dream
00:47:03and I promised someone
00:47:04I would never give up
00:47:05on that dream
00:47:07not that someone like you
00:47:09would ever understand
00:47:10now if you'll excuse me
00:47:12I have an audition
00:47:12and I'm gonna be late
00:47:19I can close my own door
00:47:21like so
00:47:27audition huh
00:47:29I don't know why
00:47:30you had to audition Natalie
00:47:32you were made
00:47:33for the lead role
00:47:34yeah you've been like
00:47:35the theater queen
00:47:36since freshman year
00:47:37girls
00:47:38this is the last year
00:47:40and it's gonna be
00:47:41the best year
00:47:43well
00:47:43since Stevie
00:47:44is a no show
00:47:46this concludes
00:47:48our auditions
00:47:49for this year's
00:47:49school play
00:47:51wait
00:47:53I'm here
00:48:06alright farm girl
00:48:07let's see what you got
00:48:10alrighty Stevie
00:48:11you made it
00:48:12you can start
00:48:13whenever you're ready
00:48:15Mr. Darcy
00:48:16from the moment
00:48:17that I met you
00:48:18your manners
00:48:19told me that you are
00:48:20arrogant
00:48:21selfish
00:48:21and conceited
00:48:23she's
00:48:24not bad
00:48:26so my answer is no
00:48:28you're the last man
00:48:29in the world
00:48:29who
00:48:31wait
00:48:32where's my partner
00:48:33Jameson
00:48:36he's supposed to come in here
00:48:38oh no
00:48:39Stevie
00:48:40did your acting partner
00:48:42ditch you
00:48:42I don't blame him
00:48:43this is a train wreck
00:48:45yeah my desk plant
00:48:46has better acting skills
00:48:49ooh
00:48:51ooh
00:48:52ooh
00:48:55ooh
00:48:56ooh
00:48:56ooh
00:48:57ooh
00:48:57ooh
00:49:00James
00:49:01wait wait wait
00:49:03ah
00:49:04ha ha ha
00:49:05ha ha
00:49:06ha ha
00:49:07ha ha
00:49:08ha ha
00:49:08ha
00:49:08ha
00:49:09ha ha ha
00:49:09ha ha
00:49:10ha ha
00:49:10ha ha
00:49:10ha ha
00:49:11ha ha
00:49:11ha ha
00:49:11ha ha ha
00:49:12ha ha ha
00:49:12ha ha ha ha
00:49:14What?
00:49:27Lex Hull.
00:49:29Did the biggest Hollywood star just save me?
00:49:3291.
00:49:33Right.
00:49:43Wait, this is my first kiss.
00:49:48He did a stage kiss?
00:49:50Shit, is that Lex fucking Hall?
00:49:52He's the hottest star in Hollywood and he wants to be in the school play? With Stevie?
00:49:57I thought Lex quit acting. Why is he doing this for a poor farm girl?
00:50:02Allow me to speak but a few words.
00:50:04My dearest and loveliest Elizabeth.
00:50:08Lex, what are you doing here?
00:50:10You don't even know the lines.
00:50:12I heard them earlier.
00:50:19He memorized that entire monologue in three seconds?
00:50:23No.
00:50:25Well, I leave.
00:50:28I've been a selfish man all my life.
00:50:31Such it was from eight to eighteen and such it still might be.
00:50:34If not for you, Elizabeth.
00:50:36By you I was properly humbled.
00:50:39And if your feelings for me are still with you where the last we spoke, tell me at once.
00:50:44Otherwise,
00:50:47will you do me the greatest pleasure
00:50:50of having you.
00:50:59Bravo!
00:51:01Bravo!
00:51:02Bravo!
00:51:03Bravo!
00:51:05Beautiful chemistry.
00:51:06The lead roles are yours provided both of you agree to do the play.
00:51:11Yes!
00:51:13Yes!
00:51:14Yes!
00:51:14Thank you, Mr. Hamlin.
00:51:15We won't let you down.
00:51:17Alrighty.
00:51:18Now, the auditions are over.
00:51:21But Mr. Hamlin!
00:51:24This isn't over, you slimy barn snake.
00:51:28That lead role is mine.
00:51:31And so is Lex.
00:51:33Let's go.
00:51:40Well, that was fun.
00:51:41Good luck.
00:51:42Wait, you're leaving?
00:51:47Look, I left Hollywood to get away from all of this.
00:51:49Not to get chased around by a bunch of horny theater nerds in an amateur play.
00:51:54Okay, but Mr. Hamlin only wants us as a duo.
00:51:56Tough luck!
00:51:58Maybe next time.
00:51:59There won't be a next time, Lex!
00:52:03Not for someone like me.
00:52:06Look, my grandma taught me how to act, okay?
00:52:09And I promised her that one day I would be the lead in this cool play so she could see
00:52:13me on stage.
00:52:16She, uh...
00:52:18She never got the chance to.
00:52:20So just for once,
00:52:23I want to know what it feels like to really act.
00:52:31All right.
00:52:33Stevie St. James.
00:52:35Let's say I do agree to act with you.
00:52:42What do I get out of it?
00:52:50I have a spare bedroom.
00:52:54What?
00:52:55Um, you're staying at the Plaza Hotel, right?
00:53:00I saw how crazy your fans are.
00:53:02They'll chew you up when you get back there.
00:53:05So you want me to leave my five-star hotel and come live on a farm with you?
00:53:09Well, that's what you wanted.
00:53:10Right?
00:53:12Mr. I-just-want-a-normal-life.
00:53:20Okay, fuck it.
00:53:23You got yourself a deal, farm girl.
00:53:27So you're the farm.
00:53:33Yes!
00:53:34Oh, my yes!
00:53:47You weren't kidding me since I was a bit of a fixer upper.
00:53:49Oh, I'm sorry.
00:53:50Is this farm too normal for you, Lex Hall?
00:53:53The hottest Hollywood star in the world.
00:53:55Did you just call me hot, St. James?
00:53:58What?
00:54:00No! In your dreams!
00:54:02You know, you are irritatingly full of yourself.
00:54:05I prefer the word confident.
00:54:06Yeah.
00:54:09Speaking of.
00:54:12You were an action Hollywood soon, Jane.
00:54:18You've got to stop blushing every time a guy gets close to you.
00:54:28Stevie, honey!
00:54:30Mom! Dad!
00:54:32This is my friend that I said was going to be staying with us.
00:54:35I'm Lex.
00:54:36I'm sorry. I don't mean to intrude.
00:54:38Oh, Stevie's friends are always welcome here.
00:54:42So, she told us that you're her acting partner.
00:54:46And with such a talented actor's help, our baby girl's going to be a star.
00:54:51Oh, Dad, stop.
00:54:53Okay, kids, dinner's almost ready. Why don't you show Lex's room?
00:54:57Great idea.
00:54:58Hey, I hope you like venison.
00:55:02Wow, that was embarrassing.
00:55:04No, it was cute.
00:55:07Do you know how much they care?
00:55:09Not everyone has that.
00:55:13Anyways.
00:55:15I'm going to go find out what venison is.
00:55:18Ah, that's not a good idea, Lex. I don't think you really want to know.
00:55:21How's your dad's cooking?
00:55:28How's your dad's cooking?
00:55:28Lex Hall's an asshole.
00:55:30But why do I find him so hot?
00:55:32Will you do me the greatest pleasure of having you?
00:55:40Stop it, Stevie.
00:55:42He's literally a Hollywood actor.
00:55:44He's just acting.
00:55:46You need to stop thinking about him.
00:55:48He's a star.
00:55:49And you're just you.
00:55:51Do you always talk to the cows when you milk them?
00:55:58Well, good morning to you, too.
00:56:01Oh, my God.
00:56:14Well, that is just...
00:56:16Don't!
00:56:16Say another word.
00:56:18What are you doing in my barn naked?
00:56:21Well, I was trying to take a shower.
00:56:22And then the thing broke.
00:56:25But as my generous hostess,
00:56:27I assume you can fix it for me.
00:56:41What are you doing, St. James?
00:56:43Uh, definitely not what you think I'm doing.
00:56:46More types in there.
00:56:51You sure you know how to fix this?
00:56:54Newsflash, your highness.
00:56:55Real people like me actually grew up learning real life skills
00:56:58while you were busy having tea and cake with celebrities.
00:57:01You seem to think movie stars lives are all fun and games.
00:57:03Oh, yeah.
00:57:04Because all the fans that love you,
00:57:06and the galas,
00:57:08and the traveling around the world.
00:57:09It's so horrible.
00:57:11You sure you don't want any help?
00:57:13No, you've done enough.
00:57:15The last thing I need is your help.
00:57:20Shit.
00:57:21I can't actually be stuck like this.
00:57:23With my ass pointed at...
00:57:27You've got a real talent for getting yourself in compromising positions.
00:57:32Don't you, farm girl?
00:57:37Lex, I'm stuck, okay?
00:57:39Just pull me out.
00:57:41Oh?
00:57:42I thought you didn't want my help.
00:57:44Lex, this isn't funny, okay?
00:57:46Help me.
00:57:48Ow.
00:57:51Sting, honey?
00:57:52Are you in the barn?
00:57:57Yeah, Mom, I'm just...
00:57:59Oh.
00:58:01Oh.
00:58:03I'm fixing the water pipe.
00:58:07Okay, do you want some help?
00:58:09No, I'm about to be done.
00:58:11Oh, okay.
00:58:12Breakfast is ready.
00:58:13Okay, I'm coming.
00:58:16Oh!
00:58:17Oh!
00:58:19Oh!
00:58:19Oh!
00:58:21Oh!
00:58:24Oh!
00:58:28Oh!
00:58:30Oh!
00:58:30Oh!
00:58:30Where's that?
00:58:31Where is this stupid wrench?
00:58:34Oh!
00:58:34Oh!
00:58:37That's not a wrench.
00:58:39What?
00:58:45I am so sorry!
00:58:49It's okay.
00:58:56Okay.
00:58:57I'm gonna go dig a hole, and dive in there.
00:59:00Hold up.
00:59:02Someone owes me an apology.
00:59:06Miss...
00:59:07Real-life skills.
00:59:09You know, I'm starting to think,
00:59:10you only brought me on this farm to screw with me.
00:59:13St. James?
00:59:20Lexington!
00:59:21Oh, God.
00:59:22What's my mom doing back?
00:59:24Lexington?
00:59:25No.
00:59:26That's my mom.
00:59:33Lexington?
00:59:34Did you think you could run away without me knowing?
00:59:37Lexington!
00:59:38Oh!
00:59:39What are you doing in a...
00:59:41Oh, God.
00:59:42Barn like this, and...
00:59:43Without a shirt?
00:59:45I've decided to spend some time on a farm.
00:59:46Mom, you didn't have to break an enter.
00:59:48Well, apparently I did have to, Lexington.
00:59:51Your reputation is in the gutter,
00:59:53and now I find you living on some dirty farm.
00:59:56You don't belong here, Lex.
00:59:58Or with whatever redneck lives here.
01:00:04Is there someone in there with you?
01:00:07Lexington, that's it.
01:00:09I'm coming in now.
01:00:18Mom, I'm naked, and I'm hard.
01:00:23Lexington, you put that towel on right now.
01:00:26No.
01:00:27Not until you get in your car and you drive away.
01:00:30I'm not a kid anymore, and I've told you,
01:00:32I'm quitting Hollywood.
01:00:34You are not quitting.
01:00:36You're just having a temper tantrum.
01:00:38I know you.
01:00:39I'm your mother and your agent, and in fact...
01:00:43I might remind you that all of these contracts
01:00:47bear your signature.
01:00:48So if you don't come back to L.A.,
01:00:50you're going to court.
01:00:53You just stop ruining my life for two seconds,
01:00:56and let me be free for once.
01:00:58You know, freedom is a luxury that a movie star like you
01:01:02doesn't get to have.
01:01:03And so is a scandal, so I better not catch you getting into any trouble.
01:01:07And if I find out that you are messing around with some gold-digging farm girl,
01:01:12not only will I ruin your life, I'll ruin hers.
01:01:24Okay, you can turn around now.
01:01:28Sorry.
01:01:34Bad day, huh?
01:01:38Good days, bad days.
01:01:40Harold's days.
01:01:42All the endless bullshit in between.
01:01:46Surprised you paid for me in the perfect club's hall.
01:01:49You're really not, you know?
01:01:52Perfect. I mean, first of all, you are majorly entitled.
01:01:56You're cocky, incredibly reckless.
01:01:59You think? For the pep talk.
01:02:01But it doesn't make you bad.
01:02:05It just makes you normal.
01:02:18You know there are copies of that, right?
01:02:21It's okay to want things.
01:02:23To forget what your mom wants and what the fans want.
01:02:28It's hard to explain, but somehow when I'm only with her,
01:02:31it doesn't feel so bad to be just Lex Hall.
01:02:36What do you want, Lex Hall?
01:02:39What do I want?
01:03:03And the award for Best Youth Actor goes to...
01:03:08Lexington Hall!
01:03:09What?
01:03:21Ever since my first film of the age of three, I've drafted this day.
01:03:24The day that I finally turned 18.
01:03:26And so to my sweet mother here in the crowd.
01:03:29And to Hollywood and everyone watching at home.
01:03:32I have just one thing to say to all of you.
01:03:36Fuck!
01:03:37You!
01:03:41Out the camera!
01:03:46Fuck all of you!
01:03:48Fuck this disgusting industry!
01:03:50I'm never acting again!
01:03:53Woo!
01:03:58What a spoiled Hollywood ass pin.
01:04:06Dad, I've got the school play audition.
01:04:08I gotta go.
01:04:10Break your legs, honey.
01:04:12It's break a leg, but thank you.
01:04:20Oh my god, I can't believe we're gonna be classmates with the Lex Hall.
01:04:25The hottest guy from Hollywood.
01:04:27Oh my god, I could literally die.
01:04:29Do you think you'll sign my boobs?
01:04:32Oh my god.
01:04:33Darius!
01:04:44What do you mean the police?
01:04:44Well, we've done this.
01:04:45I'm not trying to break it.
01:04:45I'm not trying to fight.
01:04:48Can't you think you're a violent dude!
01:04:49I'm not trying to fight the Negling ride?
01:04:50Wait, wait, wait!
01:04:58Whoa, wait, wait!
01:04:59What?
01:04:59Oh my god.
01:04:59I'm not trying to fight.
01:05:02What?
01:05:03What?!
01:05:06I have no idea!
01:05:07What?!
01:05:07Put him up!
01:05:08What is that?!
01:05:09Puppy!
01:05:10Ah!
01:05:11My shirt!
01:05:12what the hell
01:05:18my hair is stuck
01:05:20on his clutch
01:05:21no no no i can't let the whole school
01:05:26see me like this
01:05:30hey we really don't have time
01:05:32for this right now
01:05:32what are you waiting for drive
01:05:35he's huge i don't know how to
01:05:36hit the gas
01:05:47okay stop the car stop the car
01:05:49i think we're safe
01:05:53seriously
01:05:59you having a good time down there
01:06:01my hair is stuck
01:06:04okay okay i'd stop
01:06:05before something else
01:06:09is he
01:06:11hard
01:06:32you know i've had some fans
01:06:34pull some pretty crazy stunts
01:06:35before but
01:06:37this
01:06:37pretty original
01:06:39i am not one of your crazy
01:06:41fan girls
01:06:41you jumped into my car
01:06:43you destroyed my truck
01:06:45and destroyed my only nice shirt
01:06:46for the audition
01:06:48yeah
01:06:49that's
01:06:51unfortunate
01:06:56fine
01:06:56here
01:07:00that'll cover the shirt
01:07:01and whatever it costs to fix
01:07:04this thing
01:07:04i don't want your stupid autographs
01:07:08you know you're exactly what i imagine you'd be like
01:07:10a spoiled hollywood asshole
01:07:13now leave me alone
01:07:21spoiled hollywood asshole
01:07:23huh
01:07:27it's a strong opinion for a theater nerd
01:07:36stevie st james
01:07:37i think what are you doing
01:07:39fright and prejudice
01:07:40boring
01:07:41you know what
01:07:43sometimes boring is the only way for normal people to achieve their dreams
01:07:46yeah
01:07:48i'm gonna act in hollywood too one day
01:07:51so you're not missing out on much toots
01:07:52that's not what you think it is
01:07:54you know what you can save your jaded broken bad boy act for someone who actually cares
01:07:58acting is my dream
01:08:01and i promised someone i would never give up on that dream
01:08:06not that someone like you would ever understand
01:08:09now if you'll excuse me i have an audition and i'm gonna be late
01:08:17i can close my own door
01:08:20like so
01:08:25audition huh
01:08:28i don't know why you had to audition natalie
01:08:30you were made for the lead role
01:08:32yeah you've been like the theater queen since freshman year
01:08:36girls
01:08:37this is the last year
01:08:38and it's gonna be the best year
01:08:41well
01:08:42since stevie
01:08:43is a no-show
01:08:45this concludes our auditions for this year's school play
01:08:49wait
01:08:51i'm here
01:09:04all right farm girl
01:09:05let's see what you got
01:09:08all righty stevie
01:09:09you made it
01:09:10you can start
01:09:11whenever you're ready
01:09:13mr darcy
01:09:15from the moment that i met you
01:09:17your manners showed me that you are arrogant
01:09:19selfish
01:09:20and conceited
01:09:22she's
01:09:22not bad
01:09:24so my answer is no
01:09:26you're the last man in the world who
01:09:30wait
01:09:31where's my partner jameson
01:09:35he's supposed to come in here
01:09:36oh no stevie
01:09:39did your acting partner ditch you
01:09:41i don't blame him
01:09:42this is a train wreck
01:09:43yeah my desk plant
01:09:45has better acting skills
01:09:46oh
01:09:48oh
01:09:50oh
01:09:51oh
01:09:51oh
01:09:52oh
01:09:53oh
01:09:54oh
01:09:55oh
01:09:55oh
01:09:55oh
01:09:56oh
01:09:59hey
01:09:59oh
01:10:02oh
01:10:03oh
01:10:03oh
01:10:04oh
01:10:04Listen to me.
01:10:12What?
01:10:26Lex Home.
01:10:27Did the biggest Hollywood star just save me?
01:10:30McGonagher-91.
01:10:31All right.
01:10:42wait this is my first kiss
01:10:46he did a stage kiss shit is that lex fucking hall he's the hottest star in hollywood and he wants
01:10:53to be in the school play with stevie i thought lex quit acting why is he doing this for a
01:10:59poor
01:10:59farm girl allow me to speak but a few words my dearest and loveliest elizabeth lex what are
01:11:08you doing here you don't even know the lines i heard them earlier
01:11:17he memorized that entire monologue in three seconds
01:11:27i've been a selfish man all my life such it was from eight to eighteen and such it still
01:11:31might be now for you elizabeth by you i was properly humbled and if your feelings for
01:11:39me are still with you where the last we spoke tell me at once but otherwise
01:11:45will you do me the greatest pleasure of having you
01:12:00bravo bravo bravo bravo beautiful chemistry the lead roles are yours provided both of you
01:12:08agree to do the play yes yes thank you mr hamlin we won't let you down all righty now the
01:12:17auditions
01:12:18are over but mr hamlin this isn't over you slimy barn snake that lead role is mine and so is
01:12:30lex
01:12:38well that was fun good luck wait you're leaving
01:12:45look i left hollywood to get away from all of this not to get chased around by a bunch of
01:12:50horny
01:12:50theater nerds in an amateur play okay but mr hamlin only wants us as a duo tough luck
01:12:56maybe next time there won't be a next time lex
01:13:02not for someone like me look my grandma taught me how to act okay and i promised her that one
01:13:09day
01:13:09i would be the lead in this cool play so she could see me on stage
01:13:14she uh she never got the chance to so just for once
01:13:22i want to know what it feels like to really act
01:13:30all right stevie st james let's say i do agree to act with you
01:13:41what do i get out of it
01:13:49i have a spare bedroom
01:13:54what um you're staying at the plaza hotel right
01:13:59i saw how crazy your fans are they'll chew you up when you get back there so you want me
01:14:04to leave
01:14:04my five-star hotel and come live on a farm with you well that's what you wanted right
01:14:10mister i just want a normal life
01:14:19okay fuck it
01:14:22you got yourself a deal farm girl
01:14:26so you're at the farm
01:14:46you weren't kidding me since i've been in the fixer-upper
01:14:48oh i'm sorry is this farm too normal for you lexol
01:14:51the hottest hollywood star in the world
01:14:54did you just call me hot st james
01:14:57what
01:14:59no in your dreams
01:15:00you know you are irritatingly full of yourself
01:15:03i prefer the word confident
01:15:08speaking of
01:15:11do you want to act in hollywood st james
01:15:16you've got to stop blushing every time a guy gets close to you
01:15:26stevie honey
01:15:28mom dad um this is my friend that i said was going to be staying with us
01:15:34i'm lex i'm sorry i don't mean to intrude
01:15:36oh stevie's friends are always welcome here
01:15:40so she told us that you're her acting partner
01:15:44and with such a talented actor's help
01:15:47our baby girl's gonna be a star
01:15:49oh dad stop
01:15:51okay kids
01:15:52dinner's almost ready
01:15:54why don't you show lex's room
01:15:55great idea
01:15:56hey i hope you like venison
01:16:00wow that was embarrassing
01:16:02no it was cute
01:16:05do you tell how much they care
01:16:06everyone has that
01:16:11anyways
01:16:14i'm gonna go find out what venison is
01:16:16uh that's not a good idea lex
01:16:18i don't i don't think you really want to know
01:16:19what's your dad's cooking
01:16:27lex hall is an asshole
01:16:28but why do i find him so hot
01:16:30will you do me the greatest pleasure
01:16:33of having you
01:16:39stop it stevie
01:16:40he's literally a hollywood actor
01:16:43he's just acting
01:16:44i need to stop thinking about him
01:16:46he's a star
01:16:47and you're just you
01:16:49do you always talk to the cows when you milk them
01:16:57well good morning to you too
01:16:58oh my god
01:17:12well that is
01:17:14don't say another word
01:17:17what are you doing in my barn naked
01:17:19well i was trying to take a shower
01:17:20and then the thing
01:17:22broke
01:17:23but as my generous hostess
01:17:25i assume you can fix it for me
01:17:40what are you doing saint james
01:17:41uh definitely not what you think i'm doing
01:17:44more types in there
01:17:50you sure you know how to fix this
01:17:51uh-huh newsflash your highness
01:17:54real people like me actually grew up learning real life skills
01:17:57while you were busy having tea and cake with celebrities
01:17:59you seem to think movie stars lives are all fun and games
01:18:02oh yeah
01:18:03because all the fans that love you
01:18:05and the galas
01:18:06and traveling around the world
01:18:07it's so horrible
01:18:10you sure you don't want any help
01:18:11no you've done enough
01:18:13the last thing i need is your help
01:18:18shit
01:18:19i can't actually be stuck like this with my ass pointed at
01:18:25you've got a real talent for getting yourself in compromising positions
01:18:31don't you farm girl
01:18:35lex i'm stuck okay just pull me out
01:18:39oh
01:18:40i thought you didn't want my help
01:18:43lex this isn't funny okay help me
01:18:50stay honey
01:18:51are you in the barn
01:18:55yeah mom i'm just
01:19:02i'm fixing the water pipe
01:19:05okay do you want some help
01:19:07no i'm i'm about to be done
01:19:09oh okay
01:19:10breakfast is ready
01:19:12okay i'm coming
01:19:23hey
01:19:29where is this stupid wrench
01:19:35that's not a wrench
01:19:37what
01:19:38i am so sorry
01:19:47it's okay
01:19:54okay
01:19:55i'm gonna go dig a hole
01:19:57and dive in there
01:19:58hold up
01:20:01someone owes me an apology
01:20:04miss
01:20:05real life skills
01:20:07you know i'm starting to think
01:20:09you only brought me on this farm to screw with me
01:20:11saying james
01:20:18lexington
01:20:20oh god
01:20:20what's my mom doing back
01:20:22lexington
01:20:23no
01:20:25that's my mom
01:20:32lexington
01:20:32did you think you could run away without me knowing
01:20:36lexington
01:20:38what are you doing in a full barn like this and without a shirt
01:20:43i've decided to spend some time on a farm mom you didn't have to break an enter
01:20:47well apparently i did have to lexington your reputation is in the gutter and now i find you living on
01:20:53some dirty farm
01:20:54you don't belong here lex or with whatever redneck lives here
01:21:03is there someone in there with you lexington that's it i'm coming in now
01:21:17mom i'm naked and i'm hard
01:21:22lexington you put that towel on right now
01:21:24no
01:21:26not until you get in your car and you drive away
01:21:28i'm not a kid anymore and i'm told you i'm quitting hollywood
01:21:32you are not quitting
01:21:34you're just having a temper tantrum
01:21:36i know you
01:21:38i'm your mother and your agent and in fact
01:21:42i might remind you that all of these contracts bear your signature
01:21:46so if you don't come back to la you're going to court
01:21:52can you just stop hurting my life for two seconds
01:21:54and let me be free for once
01:21:56you know freedom is a luxury that a movie star like you doesn't get to have
01:22:01and so is a scandal so i better not catch you getting into any trouble
01:22:06and if i find out that you were messing around with some gold digging farm girl
01:22:11not only will i ruin your life i'll ruin hers
01:22:23okay you can turn around though
01:22:27sorry
01:22:33bad day huh
01:22:36good days bad days
01:22:38herald's days
01:22:40all the endless bullshit and boots we eat
01:22:44surprised you paid for me in the perfect luxe hall
01:22:48you're really not
01:22:49you know
01:22:50perfect
01:22:51i mean
01:22:52first of all you are majorly entitled
01:22:55you're cocky incredibly reckless
01:22:58you think for the pep talk
01:23:00but it doesn't make you bad
01:23:04it just makes you normal
01:23:17you know there are copies of that right
01:23:20it's okay to want things
01:23:22to forget what your mom wants
01:23:23and what the fans want
01:23:26it's hard to explain
01:23:27but somehow when i'm only with her
01:23:29it doesn't feel so bad
01:23:31to be just like tall
01:23:35what do you want like tall
01:23:38what do i want
01:23:46you
01:23:47you
01:23:47you
01:23:49you
01:23:50you