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Aired (October 13 2026): Nakipagkulitan si Meme Vice sa mga foreigner na bisita sa studio at pabirong inamin na hindi pa raw siya nakakakita ng Australian dollar! Pero ang hindi niya inaasahan, agad siyang inabutan ni Sir! Ano ang naging reaksyon ni Meme Vice sa nakakatuwang ganap na ito? Panoorin ang nakaka-good vibes na tagpong ito sa Showtime!
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00:01Christmas is waving, kaya maaga ang gift-giving dito sa Laro Laro P!
00:09Let's go!
00:30Papa naman doon, halos nakaupukan na doon saan.
00:32Bata pa.
00:35Kahapon, nagpatang man lang, sports official na si Lin.
00:38Ngunit nabigo siya sa pagsagot sa ating jackpot question.
00:42Ano yung tanong?
00:43Eh, ang tanong kasi, ano ba yung natataging hukuman sa Pilipinas
00:46na lumiliti sa mga kasong sibil at kriminal ng mga opisyal at empleyado ng pamahalaan?
00:53Sandigan ba yan?
00:55Oo, ang sagot niya, ombudsman.
00:57Sandigan ba yan?
00:58Yung mga kaso sa barangay, yung mga barangay-official sa Dubai na ano yan.
01:04Oo.
01:05Diba?
01:06Ayan, yung mga department heads doon sa national at saka sa ano.
01:13Oo.
01:14Pag may kinalaman sa pamahalaan.
01:16Opo.
01:17Public service.
01:21Tama!
01:24Pagkakumandidato kong SK.
01:26Ayan!
01:26Bakit?
01:27Kakasuha.
01:29Pero yun nga, kuwis kaya naman ang ating pot money ay lumaki na sa halagang
01:35150,000 pesos!
01:37Malaki naman talaga.
01:38It's a brand today para sa mga mamamayan ng Barangay Bagong Bayan Tagig.
01:43Players, tara na po sa game arena!
01:45Let's go!
01:46Let's go!
01:47Let's go!
01:48Hey, hey!
01:49Ayan na sila, o!
01:50Let's go!
01:51Hey, hey, hey!
01:52Oo.
01:53Pweste na sa kahon.
01:55Maghanda na!
01:56Magpinak-pinak-pinak na!
01:58Magpinak-pinak na!
01:58Nakatawa dahil sasayaw na tayo halina!
02:01Five!
02:02Ikalagsaya tayo!
02:04Five!
02:04Six!
02:05Let's go!
02:06Oh, boss!
02:08Let's go!
02:09Ligilang-gilil!
02:11Ligilang-gilil!
02:12Ligilang-gilil!
02:13Iwakaywayang!
02:14Kamay sa kabila!
02:16At sa akin na!
02:18Ba-ba-ba!
02:19Ba-ba-ba!
02:20Ba-ba-ba!
02:21Ba-ba-ba!
02:22Ba-ba-ba!
02:23Hey!
02:23Let's go!
02:25Perfect!
02:27Magaling!
02:28Magaling sumayaw to si John!
02:30Oo!
02:31John, you know yung ano mo?
02:33PA mo!
02:34Huh?
02:34PA mo si John!
02:35Si John!
02:36Bumalik!
02:37Mas matangkad si John sa akin na pa.
02:38Hello John!
02:40Hello po!
02:40How are you today?
02:42I'm okay!
02:43Oh!
02:43It's nice to know that you're okay!
02:45Okay ah!
02:46English ah!
02:47English in mo John!
02:48English in mo!
02:49Yeah!
02:50So um...
02:51Who are you with today?
02:54I'm with myself!
02:55Oh!
02:56He's alone today!
02:57Yes!
02:58Yeah!
02:58It's okay!
02:59Make sure that you are with yourself!
03:00Yes!
03:01Make sure that you don't lose yourself!
03:03Yes!
03:04Diba!
03:04At least you've found yourself!
03:06And you're here with him today!
03:07Some of our contestants in Miss Q&A, they're not with their...
03:11Yeah!
03:12Their souls left them!
03:14When they entered the studio!
03:16Yeah!
03:16Sometimes the brains left them!
03:18Sometimes the soul left them!
03:20Oh no!
03:21But the body is here!
03:22How about you?
03:23What's keeping you busy lately?
03:25Come on John!
03:26Tell us!
03:29Come on John!
03:30Don't be ashamed of us!
03:32What's keeping you busy now?
03:34I'm doing with my...
03:36Deliver!
03:38Oh!
03:38Delivery!
03:39What do you deliver?
03:40I'm delivering...
03:42Fresh chicken!
03:42Fried chicken!
03:44Oh!
03:45Fried chicken!
03:46Masarap!
03:46Okay!
03:47Later you deliver...
03:49Chicken McDow in my dressing!
03:50Oh!
03:51Crispy!
03:52Yes!
03:53Very big!
03:54Very big!
03:56We like big right?
03:57Yes!
03:57You like big?
03:58Yes!
03:59Oh!
03:59You don't like yourself?
04:00You're not big!
04:03Okay!
04:04You're...
04:04You're small...
04:06But you're terrible!
04:07Yes!
04:08Right John?
04:08Yes!
04:09John, show it!
04:11Is it big?
04:12Show it!
04:14Show your...
04:15Muscle!
04:16Yeah!
04:17Can I...
04:17Can I see your bicep?
04:18Can I see your bicep?
04:20Oh!
04:22You...
04:22You have a...
04:24Rattler!
04:25Rattler!
04:27Rattler!
04:27Rattler!
04:27Rattler!
04:28Rattler!
04:29Rattler!
04:29Rattler!
04:30Okay!
04:31So you deliver!
04:32Yes!
04:32You don't have duty today?
04:35Uh...
04:35No!
04:36No, you don't have duty?
04:38No!
04:41So...
04:41Who do you want to eat the chicken with?
04:44Come on John 10!
04:46With my partner!
04:48With?
04:49With my wife!
04:49Oh!
04:51You have a wife!
04:52That's the sweetest!
04:53Yes!
04:53I told you!
04:54He's bald!
04:55But dead bald!
04:56He has a wife!
04:57Do you have any kids?
04:59Uh...
04:59Yes!
05:00One baby!
05:00Oh!
05:01One baby!
05:02What's the name of your baby?
05:03Bricks!
05:04Bricks!
05:05Oh!
05:06What's the name of your wife?
05:08Cement?
05:10Bricks!
05:12Bricks!
05:12Cement!
05:13Sand!
05:14Okay!
05:15Bricks!
05:16Yeah!
05:17Bricks!
05:17Why did you name your baby Bricks?
05:21Unique!
05:22Unique!
05:23Oh!
05:24Unique!
05:24Yeah!
05:25How old is your baby?
05:2610 months old!
05:27Wow!
05:28How did you make the baby?
05:30It's make with love!
05:31Oh!
05:34Oh!
05:36Yes!
05:36Made with love!
05:37Love is the ingredient!
05:39Yes!
05:39Yes!
05:40Yeah!
05:40The chicken!
05:41No!
05:42The baby!
05:44To produce a baby, they need love!
05:46Yeah!
05:46Ah!
05:47And...
05:48How many babies do you want?
05:50On...
05:51Two...
05:51Two babies!
05:53Two babies!
05:53I want a girl and a boy!
05:54A girl and a boy!
05:55So now it's a boy!
05:57Yes!
05:57Now it's a boy!
05:58Later it's a girl!
06:01The boy will later become a girl!
06:05Depending on the decision of the baby!
06:08Yeah!
06:08After a few years!
06:09Let's see!
06:10Let's see!
06:11And then come back to me!
06:12I will congratulate you!
06:14What's your favorite song of Bricks?
06:17Over troubled water?
06:19Huh?
06:19No!
06:19Like a brick!
06:22Over troubled water!
06:25What's your favorite song of Bricks?
06:27That's very Paripani!
06:28Paripani!
06:28Paripani!
06:30Kokomelon!
06:31Kokomelon!
06:32Can you sing the song, Kokomelon, for us, please?
06:34Baby!
06:36Ayaw niya yan!
06:37Ano yan?
06:38The wheels on the bus go round and round
06:44Parang mas alam niya.
06:45Siya panagalaga nung anak ko.
06:46Kailangan pa niya kahit!
06:47The wheels on the bus go round and round
06:52Round and round
06:54Round and round
06:55The wheels on the bus go round and round
07:00All through that sound
07:04Old Macdonald had a farm
07:08E-I-E-I-O
07:11And all that year
07:13Ain't a quack quack there
07:16Here a quack, here a quack, everywhere a quack quack
07:191, 2, 3 o'clock, 4 o'clock, rock
07:245, 6, 7 o'clock, 8 o'clock, rock
07:279, 10, 11 o'clock, 12 o'clock, rock
07:31We got to rock and rock
07:33A rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock
07:57Oh my god, my baby is very very good
08:01Come to mama, come to mama
08:03Roll up the barrel
08:07We have a barrel of time
08:12Roll up the barrel
08:15We got the wheels on the bus go round and round
08:20Roll up the barrel
08:22Yeah
08:23Yeah
08:23Yeah
08:24Yeah, just eat it
08:25Yeah
08:26You're like, you're like
08:27Yeah
08:28Share your blessings
08:29Yeah
08:31You're ready
08:32Roll
08:35Roll
08:35Roll
08:37You have a barrel of time
08:39Hey
08:42Your baby brother is very active
08:45Yes
08:48Because the baby is very heavy already
08:51Oh my gosh
08:52Yeah
08:52Talk to your brother
08:54Talk to your brother
08:55Talk to your brother
08:55So, how have you been?
08:57What?
09:00How have you been doing?
09:02What did you do today before coming to Showtime?
09:06No
09:07No?
09:08No
09:09You don't do anything
09:10No, he's gone right here
09:12Oh
09:13What's making you happy?
09:15Aside from your baby
09:17Yeah
09:19And your wife
09:19And your wife
09:22You have to speak English
09:23Because we have foreigners
09:24Oh yes
09:25We're the foreigners
09:27Yeah
09:28Oh, we have
09:30We are very lucky
09:31Because we are visited by
09:33The pirates of the Caribbean
09:35No
09:36No, it's not
09:37Hi sir, hi ma'am
09:38Welcome to It's Showtime
09:40Are you having a good time?
09:42Yes
09:43Yes, thank you so much for visiting us
09:44Do you understand what we are saying?
09:47Not a word
09:47Oh, not a word
09:49Oh
09:50English I do, yeah
09:51Yeah, that's why we are trying our very best to speak in English
09:54Yeah
09:54For the benefit of the two of you
09:56You're doing very well
09:57Yeah
09:58Do you guys know each other?
10:00No
10:00Oh, they don't know each other
10:01Where are you from, sir?
10:03Australia
10:03Australia
10:05How about you, ma'am?
10:06How about you, ma'am?
10:06Where are you from?
10:07From Sweden
10:08From Sweden
10:09Wow
10:09Yeah
10:10Are you Swedish?
10:12No, from Finland
10:13Oh, she's from Finland, but she's also from Sweden
10:16How do you find the Philippines so far?
10:19Wonderful
10:19Wonderful
10:20Yeah
10:21Is it your first time to be here?
10:22First time
10:23Wow
10:23Are you coming back?
10:24Of course, next year
10:25Thank you very much
10:26Oh, next year
10:27What do you love about the Philippines?
10:30The weather
10:31The weather
10:32Oh my god
10:32We don't like the weather in the Philippines
10:34How come you like the weather?
10:36Always raining
10:37The weather is always giving us a hard time in the Philippines
10:40No
10:40Yeah, our roof
10:41Oh, very tired already
10:44Because the rain is very, very heavy
10:46Yeah
10:47Yeah
10:47But if I get to visit Finland
10:51Where are you going to take me if you're going to tour me around?
10:56I'm from, like, I'm living in Sweden
10:58Oh
10:58My whole life
10:59Oh
11:00So where would you
11:01Maybe you should come to Sweden?
11:02Oh, in Sweden
11:02How about in Sweden?
11:03If I'm going to visit Sweden
11:04Where are you going to tour me around?
11:06If ever?
11:06To Stockholm
11:07Stockholm
11:09Yeah
11:11Stockholm you
11:12Got a feeling down deep in my soul
11:15That I just can't view
11:17Yes
11:18I'm on my way
11:20Yes
11:21Welcome to the Philippines
11:22Welcome to its showtime
11:24You just enjoy
11:24Thank you
11:25Okay, most of the time we're just joking around
11:27So don't take this so seriously
11:28Okay, just have a good time
11:31Just laugh with everyone
11:32Even if you don't understand
11:34Once you see them laugh
11:34You just laugh
11:36Okay, once you see them clap
11:37You clap too
11:38Yeah, just go with the flow
11:39Yeah, just follow whatever they do
11:41In case of fire
11:42Once they leave, you leave
11:45Okay
11:46So how about you, sir?
11:48How many times have you gone to the Philippines?
11:51Four times
11:51Four times
11:52Four times, okay
11:53Yeah, yeah
11:53So what's bringing you back to the Philippines?
11:56My wife
11:57Oh, your wife
11:58Oh, wow
11:59Oh my goodness
12:00Can she stand up, please?
12:02Oh, hello
12:02Oh, your wife
12:03How long have you been together?
12:06Three years
12:07I've lived together
12:08Well, we're not really married just yet
12:10We're actually planning to get married
12:12And we're going to get married next month
12:14Oh, congratulations in advance
12:15Wow
12:15Yeah
12:17We hope that you have a wonderful life together
12:19Thank you
12:20Yeah
12:21He's a really big fan of yours
12:22Because obviously we live in Australia
12:25And we watch Showtime at 12pm
12:28Oh, thank you so much
12:29On Showtime Online U
12:30Oh, thank you very much
12:32We appreciate that
12:33Yeah
12:34We love Australia as well
12:35Because one of our sisters here
12:37In its Showtime
12:38Yeah
12:38Is actually from Australia
12:40Yeah
12:40Her name is, um
12:42Who?
12:43Teddy
12:43Oh!
12:45Who is Teddy?
12:46Who is Teddy?
12:47Ann Curtis
12:48Ann Curtis
12:49Ann Curtis, a very popular Filipino celebrity
12:51Yeah
12:51Is actually from Australia
12:53Yeah
12:53Her father is Australian
12:55Yeah
12:55But her mother is Filipina
12:57That makes her
12:59Lucky
13:03Okay
13:04How's the land down under?
13:06Is it so deep?
13:08Huh?
13:09What's your question?
13:11How's the land down under?
13:12How's the land down under?
13:14Is it deep?
13:14Forget it, he's just joking
13:15So how's the land down under?
13:18Is it near Purgatory?
13:19No
13:20Down under?
13:22Isn't that Purgatory?
13:24Anak, mag-aaral ka muna
13:25Tatawakin na lang kito
13:26Pag umaris na yung bisita ng tita mo, huh?
13:28Let's ask my brother
13:28Sabi ko naman siya
13:29Mag nakikita ik mag may bisita
13:30Mag-aaral ka muna dun, huh?
13:32Oh, oh
13:32Dun muna tayo sa ano dun na
13:33Pronouns and Adjective
13:36Okay, so, um
13:37Thank you very much
13:38By the way, this is our friend John
13:40I'm John
13:41Oh, you're also John
13:42Wow
13:43You have two Johns
13:44My little brother
13:45Yeah, John John
13:46Yeah, me too
13:47I'm John with a G
13:49And my real name is John as well
13:51Oh
13:52We have four Johns
13:53Oh
13:54Yeah
13:55Wow
13:55Yeah, that's amazing
13:57That's why we have
13:58One, two, three, four
13:59John, John, John, John
14:02But my name is Jose
14:04Jose
14:04In English it's John
14:06Oh really?
14:07John, John, John, John
14:08John
14:08John
14:13Okay
14:13Why do you always carry your bag?
14:16Don't you trust the girl beside you?
14:19Do you think the person will steal your bag?
14:25What's in your bag?
14:26What's in your bag, sir?
14:27Tissues, keys, phone
14:30Oh, you know what?
14:31I keep on losing things
14:33Oh, you know what?
14:34I'm already very old
14:36But I'm kinda sad because
14:38I haven't seen a hundred dollar Australian
14:43A hundred Australian dollars yet
14:45Oh, dollars
14:46I haven't seen a hundred Australian dollars yet
14:48Can you show me what a hundred Australian dollars look like?
14:50Ah, that's where I got one
14:51What does a hundred Australian dollar look like?
14:57Like a hundred dollars
14:59Yeah, I haven't seen one yet
15:00Is there a hundred dollars or only fifty?
15:03What's the biggest?
15:04Yeah, what's the biggest?
15:04Can I see?
15:05Yeah, just for...
15:07This is fifty?
15:08Oh
15:08The blue one is how much?
15:10This one is a hundred, this one is fifty
15:12Oh, I haven't seen one hundred and I haven't seen fifty yet
15:16Can I have that for a souvenir?
15:18Yeah, it's so hard
15:19Yeah, can I have that?
15:20I won't spend it, I will keep it for a souvenir
15:22It's okay
15:23Yeah
15:24I haven't seen five hundred Australian dollars
15:27Is there a five hundred Australian dollars?
15:29There is no such thing
15:30What is the biggest Australian currency?
15:32Only one hundred?
15:34Oh, I haven't seen five individual one hundred dollars
15:38One hundred dollars?
15:39Oh, yeah
15:39Yeah
15:41I don't know how it feels to, you know, to hold a five bills of one hundred
15:46Yeah, five bills of one hundred
15:48So nice to see different numbers, you know
15:51Yeah
15:52Maybe that's big
15:54No, it's real
15:54Oh, can I see?
15:55Is it real?
15:56Yeah
15:56Yeah, it's so far, it's so far
15:58Yeah, okay
15:59Can I see?
16:01Wow
16:01How much is the exchange rate?
16:1343 though
16:1443, so this is 4,300
16:16Yeah
16:17And this is 2,150
16:19So 2,150
16:21So 2,150
16:21But 4,300
16:22Is 5,300
16:24No
16:25No
16:266,400
16:276,400
16:28How much is it?
16:306,400
16:316,400
16:325,400
16:32You can see this
16:34Ah
16:36I don't know if this is going to fail
16:38I haven't seen any Swedish money
16:40Do you have?
16:43Oh, she doesn't have any?
16:44We don't have cash in Sweden
16:45Okay
16:46I don't have cash
16:47I haven't seen a Swedish Jewelry
16:57Grabe
16:57Why are the Filipinos?
17:00No, I'm just kidding
17:01Okay
17:03Don't get me wrong
17:03I'm just kidding, sir
17:04Okay?
17:05You know what kidding is?
17:06What's kidding?
17:07Kidding
17:08No, kidding
17:09Kidding
17:10When you're not old yet, you're kidding
17:11Kidding
17:12Kidding
17:13When you're old, you're dying
17:15No
17:16I'm gonna give this back to you
17:19Yeah
17:19If you're like, okay
17:21I'm gonna give this back to you
17:22It's up to your conscience
17:24if you're going to give it back to you
17:26Aww
17:27Give it back
17:28Well, but we're very
17:30Yeah, just give it back to him
17:31Yeah
17:33We are very thankful that an Australian guy visits our country
17:39And you know, it helps us a lot because you know, tourism is a very big part of our economy
17:45And you know, your presence here, you may not know it, but you're helping the economy and the Filipino people
17:53in your own little way
17:54Yeah
17:55Thank you very much
17:56Thank you, sir
17:58So, the money is there already
18:00There you go
18:02Thank you so much
18:03What?
18:04No, no, you don't have to
18:05No, no, you don't have to
18:06No, no, you don't have to
18:07You don't have to
18:07Is that all you have?
18:08I love that
18:10A lot of
18:12Thank you
18:13We wish you a good life together
18:15Yeah
18:16Yeah, thank you very much
18:18And congratulations on your wedding
18:19Ross in advance
18:20Do you want one hundred dollars?
18:23Do you want one hundred dollars?
18:24Do you want it?
18:25Do you want it?
18:26You want it?
18:26You don't want it.
18:28Look at it.
18:30You don't want it.
18:31No.
18:32It's a joke.
18:33It's a joke.
18:34Bricks!
18:35Hi Bricks!
18:35What's your name?
18:36What's your name?
18:38Joyce.
18:39Joyce.
18:40Who's your artist?
18:43Ivana.
18:44Ivana.
18:45Oh!
18:46Wow.
18:47Ivana.
18:51Ivana.
18:52Ivana.
18:53Ivana.
18:54Ivana.
18:54Ivana.
18:54Ivana.
18:55Ivana.
18:56Ivana.
18:57Ivana.
18:58Ivana.
18:58Ivana.
18:58Ivana.
18:58Ivana.
19:00Ivana.
19:03Ivana.
19:05Ivana.
19:29What's the smell like?
19:33It smells like...
19:36You play, you enjoy the game, okay?
19:43What's the smell like?
19:46It smells like...
19:48Um...
19:49It smells like the sun.
19:52No!
19:54Amoy araw.
19:56It smells like the sun.
19:58Okay, okay, okay.
19:59So, kayo ay mga kapitbahay niya.
20:01Magkakapitbahay ba kayo?
20:03Magkakabaranggay.
20:04Magkakabaranggay.
20:05Magkakabaranggay po kami.
20:05Pakilala niyo yung iba dito.
20:07Sinong pinamakakilala mo rito?
20:09Hindi po masyadong, pero magkakalapit.
20:11Hindi po kami masyadong magkakalapit,
20:13pero yung iba namumukaan naman.
20:15Sinong namumukaan mo dyan?
20:17Um, katulad si Paring Rome.
20:19Si Rome, namumukaan mo?
20:20Yes, yes.
20:21Nandun ba siya sa iskinita nung naganap nung isang game na krimen?
20:25Namumukaan mo ba yan?
20:26Yes.
20:27Namumukaan ko siya kasi nagbabasketball.
20:29Ah, player ka din?
20:31Hindi naman.
20:31Nakikita ko lang siya nung kabataan.
20:33Ah, okay.
20:34Nagbabasketball ka din?
20:34Yan.
20:35Ah, dati po.
20:36Buta mo?
20:37Hinintumo kasi.
20:41Si Makoy.
20:42Oo.
20:42Kung tinuloy mo, edi sana nakakilala mo si Tata.
20:45Makoy.
20:46Makoy ba yan?
20:47Taray na Makoy.
20:47Meron yan, meron yan.
20:49Yan.
20:50Ang taray yun.
20:51Nung binili niya ito, tuta lang yan.
20:53Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
20:55Si Rode naging aso na.
20:57Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
20:59Oo.
21:00Di ba?
21:00Amos tama ko eh?
21:01Anong pinagkakaabalaan natin, Makoy?
21:03Ayos lang po.
21:04Ah, sa ngayon po, nagano po kami?
21:06Ah, on-call technician po ako ngayon.
21:08Teknation na?
21:08Ng e-bike po.
21:09Ng e-bike.
21:10Apo.
21:12Ano bang mga badalas masira sa e-bike?
21:14Ah, due to dailys po kasi.
21:16Mga bateriya, wiring, mga controllers po.
21:20E-bike.
21:21Naglilik, na?
21:22Ah, ako po.
21:23Mga nangangat ka po ng daga.
21:25Ay, lung po.
21:26Mga nabaha po, lalo't maulan po minsan.
21:29Ah, okay.
21:30Ganda ng sombrero mo.
21:31Apo.
21:32Parang takip ng takuri yan.
21:35Apo.
21:36Apo.
21:36Apo.
21:36Apo.
21:37Okay, mag-check ka mga po.
21:38Hip-hop eh, hip-hop eh.
21:39Hip-hop siya, yes, hip-hop.
21:40Okay, kinagalag-galak namin kayong makilala,
21:43mga taga-bakong bayan tagig.
21:44Good luck sa inyo.
21:45Enjoy the game!
21:46Yes, at ngayon pa lang ang ating madam players
21:48ay may tigi isang libong piso nang matatanggap.
21:50Umintak-intak para sa premium.
21:53Limpak-lipak dito sa Illuminate or Illuminate!
21:58Play music!
22:01Meme!
22:01Let's go!
22:03Meme, sa'yo na malamit.
22:07Meme, sa'yo pang beauty queen.
22:10Meme, sa'yo nang gigay ng mundo.
22:15Stop!
22:17Meron pa pong isa dito.
22:19Wala, si Joy.
22:26May labing dalawang takabaranggay bagong bayang tagig
22:30ang tumayo sa ating laruan sa laro-laro.
22:34Anim lamang sa kanila ang magpapatuloy sa larong ito.
22:38Sino kaya ang magpapaalam at sino'y ang lulundag sa kasiyahan?
22:43Tingin sa ilalim!
22:44Pag nagkulay verde ang kahon, pasok ka!
22:48Ilaw!
22:49Minay!
22:50Minay!
22:51Minay!
22:53Uy!
22:53Diyan!
22:54Padroong si Diyan!
22:56At saka si Bakoy!
22:57Pasok si Bakoy!
22:58Yes!
22:59Si Dites!
23:00Players!
23:00Peso na ako ulit sa likod!
23:02Ayan!
23:03Alright players, silawin namin ulit ang mga kahon!
23:06Ilaw!
23:07Minay!
23:07Minay!
23:08Minay!
23:10Pili na po!
23:14Pili na kayo!
23:15Team Jong or Team Darren?
23:17Ayan!
23:19May isa pa rito!
23:21Ayaw niyang kumampi sa kitna siya.
23:23Sino kayo ang unang sasagot?
23:24Ilaw! Minay!
23:25Ilaw! Minay!
23:28Ay, si Dites!
23:29Dites po ba?
23:30Sa Team Darren.
23:31Paano po yung pili...
23:32Dites?
23:33Dites po!
23:34Dites po!
23:35Dites!
23:35Oh!
23:37I was dodging inside to hold you!
23:42I couldn't believe anything for you!
23:46Ito ni Darren eh!
23:47Naiba na pala?
23:48Wali ka pala eh!
23:49Okay!
23:50Dites!
23:50Una kang sasagot!
23:51Makinig!
23:52Dito sa It's Giving!
23:55Magbigay ng isa sa anim na superheroes na bumubuo
24:00ng pangunahing Avengers Team!
24:03Superman!
24:04Ay!
24:05Teka lang!
24:05Dali lang!
24:06Diyos ko!
24:07Superman ka pa!
24:09Okay!
24:09Mubuo ng Avengers Team sa pelikulang Marvel's The Avengers noong 2012 ayon sa Marvel.com!
24:15Dites!
24:16Superman!
24:17Oh di mali!
24:18Goodbye!
24:19Joy!
24:19Captain Marvel!
24:21Captain?
24:21Marvel!
24:22Wrong!
24:23Roam!
24:24Captain America!
24:25Correct!
24:26Iron Man!
24:27John!
24:27Iron Man!
24:28Correct!
24:29Makoy!
24:30Thor!
24:31Thor!
24:32Correct!
24:33Siya!
24:33Spider-Man!
24:34Wrong!
24:37Ang natira ay tatlo!
24:39Ang hindi nabibanggit ay si Black Widow, Hawkeye, Hulk!
24:44Yun lang!
24:466 lang pala!
24:486 lang pala sila!
24:486 lang pala sila!
24:49Players ang ating natira!
24:50Players, congratulations kay Rome, John and McCoy!
24:54Iilao na lang ulit ang kahon!
24:56Ilao!
24:57Ilao!
24:58Ilao!
24:58Ilao!
25:01Ilao!
25:02Ayan na!
25:04Hindi na sila masyadong tungalaw!
25:06Dahil tatlo kayo, kailangan may mauna!
25:08Sino kaya iyon?
25:09Ilao!
25:10Ilao!
25:11Ilao!
25:11Ilao!
25:13Hop!
25:14Si McCoy!
25:14Si McCoy!
25:15Sige, McCoy!
25:16Ito ka!
25:16Para makita mo!
25:17Iyan!
25:17Paring McCoy, ha!
25:19Panoorin mo ang eksena!
25:20Pakinggan ang mga linya!
25:21At sabihin sa akin ang tinutukoy na kanta!
25:24McCoy!
25:25Game ka na ba?
25:26Game na po!
25:27Game na!
25:28Lights!
25:28Camera!
25:29Song!
25:31Yun nga yung nangyari!
25:32Ay!
25:32Sabihin ba niyo ito?
25:34Doon po!
25:35Doon po!
25:35Thank you!
25:38Oh!
25:39Pero yun nga, friend!
25:39Ay hindi ka kasama sa eksena!
25:41Doon is it ka?
25:43Tinignan ko pa sabihin ko, bakit?
25:44Saan siya?
25:46Wala kasi akong ginagawa!
25:47Ika tumaan ako, passers-by!
25:49Doon is it ka?
25:50O sa susunod kayo lang, kasama ka ulit ha!
25:52Action!
25:53Friend!
25:54Ganda naman nung hikaw mo!
25:55Thanks, friend!
25:56Alam mo naman, kaming mga girls mahili kami sa du-release para pampaganda!
26:00Ah, tama!
26:01Tuma!
26:01That's all they really want!
26:03Some fun!
26:05When the working day is done!
26:07Oh, girls!
26:08They wanna have fun!
26:10Oh, girls!
26:11Just wanna have fun!
26:13Yeah, right!
26:14Pero mahal yan!
26:15Pero hulugan naman!
26:16Ah!
26:17Eh, teka!
26:18Bakit?
26:18Bakit isa lang?
26:19Eh, kasi two gives!
26:20Next month pa yung isa!
26:21Ah!
26:22I don't need it!
26:25I don't need it!
26:27I don't need it!
26:29Ah!
26:29Makoy!
26:30Anong pamagat nun?
26:31Ah!
26:32Girls just wanna...
26:33Wanna have fun!
26:35Girls just wanna have fun is correct!
26:47Ito na si John!
26:48Oh, ito na si John.
26:49Ako swerte ka pa ba, John?
26:51I-dire-direcho mo na yan. Game ka na ba?
26:53Game na.
26:55Lights, camera, and song.
26:59Excuse me, miss. May yellow po kayo.
27:02Ay, wala po.
27:03Paano nakapasok ko sa...
27:04Labas mo!
27:06Nakapasok ko sa bahay namin.
27:08Trispassel!
27:09Umalis ka! Umayos ka!
27:11Wala ka na talagang ginawa kung di pumanta, no?
27:14Sorry po, ma'am.
27:16Ninnerbios po kasi ako.
27:18Magpapaalam po kasi ako sa'yo. Uuwi na po ko ng probinsya.
27:21Ah, kaya.
27:23Lagi nang umaawit.
27:26Umaawit mula kusina hanggang kasala.
27:30Lagi-lagi.
27:32Alam na ba ng sir mo na uuwi ka?
27:35Oo po, ma'am. Nauna na po siya dun.
27:37Dun na lang daw po kami magkita.
27:43John! Anong pamaga?
27:46Lagi?
27:48Lagi nang pinis, correct!
27:50Lagi nang umaawit.
27:53Umaawit mula kusina hanggang sa sala.
27:57Lagi-lagi.
27:59Lagi-lagi.
28:01Rom!
28:01Okay.
28:02Ito na si Rom.
28:03May naamoy pa tayong triple tie?
28:05Rom!
28:06Game ka na ba?
28:07Yes.
28:08Yes po.
28:08Lights, camera, act, song.
28:11Excuse Sean, I'm sorry!
28:12Yes!
28:13Anong tawak dito?
28:15Kamit!
28:16Ang cute!
28:16Hi!
28:19Sean!
28:20Sorry!
28:21Ilang peses ko na sinabi sa'yo na
28:24hindi tayo bagay!
28:26Naiintindihan ko, magkalayong agwat, gagawin ang lahat, mapasayo lang ang pag-ibig na alay sa'yo.
28:38Ang awit na to ay awit ko sa'yo.
28:42Sana ay madama, magkabila man ang ating mundo.
28:48Dahil ba mayaman ka at mahirap lang ako?
28:51Hindi yun!
28:52Baka hindi mo kasi akong maintindi ang magsalita!
28:56Bulo lang ako eh!
29:00Rom!
29:02Anong title?
29:03Ang awit na to ay awit para sa'yo.
29:06Wrong!
29:07Actually, gusto ko itong kantan to.
29:09Kanta ni Jerry Lee, Magkabilang Mundo.
29:13Magkalayong agwat, gagawin ang lahat, mapasayo lang ang pag-ibig na alay sa'yo.
29:24Ang awit na to ay awit ko sa'yo.
29:29Sana ay madama, magkabila man ang ating mundo.
29:37Diyan na'y gabi.
29:41Ang oras natin ay magkasa.
29:46Sa'yo at aking hapunan ay alamagahan.
29:53Ngunit kahit na anong mangyari?
30:01Balang araw ay magkakabiling ka.
30:06Oo!
30:07Congratulations, John!
30:09At saka Makoy!
30:10Alika, alika, alika, alika!
30:11Kailangan natin i-break ang time.
30:14Gustuhin man naming dalawa kayo, pero isa lang ang pwedeng maglaro sa jackpot round.
30:19Taas ang kamay!
30:20Pag sinabi kong laro-laro pick, alam nyo nang gagawin.
30:23Kailangan i-galaw ang kamay.
30:24Tingnan natin kung sino makaunang three points.
30:27Sabay-sabay kayo na kumanta ng,
30:28Hawak ko ang pick.
30:31Makay, John!
30:34Laro! Laro! Pick!
30:36Pareho kayong buting.
30:38Isa pa.
30:39Laro! Laro! Pick!
30:41Ay!
30:42Panalo si Makoy.
30:44Bato siya.
30:44Guntin ka.
30:46Three, top two.
30:47Ano ito?
30:48Tatlong score.
30:49Sa round lang na ito.
30:50Okay.
30:50Pwede ka pang kumabal.
30:52Dalawa pang points kailangan mo.
30:53Tas ang kamay.
30:55Laro! Laro! Pick!
30:57We have a tie.
30:58Parehong papel.
30:59Laro! Laro! Pick!
31:01Ay!
31:02Panalo ka naman kasi gunting ka, papel ka.
31:04All one all.
31:06Laro! Laro! Pick!
31:08Ay!
31:10Panalo ka ulit kasi gunting ka, papel ka.
31:12Okay.
31:13Ay!
31:14Pag nalalo ka rito, John, ikaw na.
31:17Pag nalalo ka rito, it's a tie.
31:19One more.
31:20Laro! Laro! Pick!
31:22Ay!
31:24It's a tie.
31:25Panalo ka.
31:26Gunting ka, papel ka.
31:28Sa lalo.
31:28Wala ka.
31:29Isa na lang.
31:31Isa na lang.
31:33Sino kaya ang maglalaro sa jackpot round?
31:35At mag-uwi ng 150,000 pesos kung sakasakali.
31:41Laro! Laro! Pick!
31:43Ay!
31:45Panalo ka, papel ka, kaya lang.
31:47Ano ka, pato ka sa panalo si Makoy.
31:50Bye, John. Congratulations, Makoy!
31:54Jackpot round na sa pagbabalik ang our show.
31:56Our time is showtime!
31:58May lako yung Makoy!
32:02Jackpot round na tayo dito sa...
32:04Laro!
32:05Laro!
32:08Makoy, how are you?
32:10Okay lang po.
32:11Kinakabahan ka?
32:12Opo, soba.
32:13Anong tumatakbo sa isip mo?
32:15Kung paano mo gagasso sinyo, 150,000?
32:18Magsashopping ka na ba?
32:20May mga ano na po.
32:22Mga nakalaan na rin po.
32:24Naka-add to cart?
32:25Ano na po?
32:26Ano na po tayo narisip na salita?
32:27Saan ko talaga add to cart?
32:28Ang add to cart?
32:29Ano na yung mga na-add to cart sa utak mo?
32:31Wala naman.
32:33Ano lang po.
32:34Nag-maintenance po kasi yung parents ko.
32:36Pare-senior.
32:37Gamon.
32:37A priority.
32:39For mommy and daddy.
32:40Yes po.
32:41And si partner ko po kasi,
32:43nagtitinda ng mga pastries.
32:46Pandagdag po.
32:47Ano mga pastries?
32:49Hindi naman siya sobrang mga luma pastries.
32:52Yung mga leche flan ganon.
32:53Oh.
32:54Mga yema cakes.
32:55Oh.
32:56Mga tatamis.
32:57Yema.
32:58Saro.
32:59Bravo.
33:00What's your favorite pastry?
33:02My favorite pastry is leche flan.
33:05I love it.
33:06Yung parang masabaw-sabaw pa.
33:07Leche flan.
33:08Leche flan.
33:09Is frank ba yun?
33:10Leche flan.
33:10How about you?
33:12Kwasong.
33:15Even plain lang o may yung laman sa loob?
33:18Kwa!
33:18May strawberry.
33:20Gusta ko yung may ham.
33:21Do you want may ham?
33:22Yes.
33:23Kwasong.
33:23Kwa'mon cheese.
33:24Kwasong.
33:26Kwasong brin.
33:27Kwa'mon filter.
33:28Kwa'mon filter.
33:29Kwa'mon filter.
33:30Kwa'mon filter.
33:30Oh!
33:33Kwa'mon filter.
33:36Kwa'mon filter.
33:37Kwa'mon filter.
33:37Kwa'san.
33:38Kwa't tayo.
33:40Kwa'san получить silakagtare.
33:42Kwa'ng filter.
33:42Oh, my son can't do something in a bowl.
33:46Well, that's the ice cream.
33:48Pondesal de Pugon.
33:53Pondesal de Pugon.
34:04Pugon.
34:06Pondesal Pugon.
34:07De Pugon.
34:07Depugon.
34:08Pondesal de Pugon.
34:08Pugon.
34:08Pondesal de Pugon.
34:09What the?
34:10Me, Karina?
34:11What's your favorite taste?
34:12I like Yema.
34:13Yema?
34:14Yema.
34:15Yema.
34:16It's my favorite.
34:18I want...
34:20Merong.
34:22Merong.
34:24There's the sun in the face.
34:26Merong.
34:27Merong.
34:27Merengue.
34:29Merong.
34:31But we should have a heart to be more social.
34:34Merong.
34:35From the soul, they put...
34:37They're like that.
34:39Kiwi Vuitton.
34:40Loviton.
34:42The bigger the...
34:43It's song roong.
34:44Oh.
34:45Roong.
34:45Ji Vuong-si.
34:47Oong-ho.
34:49Oong-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho
34:52-ho-ho-hoho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-hoho.
34:54Sa mga kani-lilu-un-tinitinda na asawa mo, anong pinakapaborito mo?
34:57Yung polo, Chaplin po.
34:59Ayam mo na brownies.
35:01Ayam.
35:01Banana cake.
35:03I love banana cake, lalo na kung merong ano.
35:06Um, um.
35:07The bits?
35:08Almond.
35:09Almonds.
35:10That's wow.
35:10Masarap is ko.
35:12A naughty.
35:12Ang sarap kumain ng amo.
35:14Amo.
35:15Oo.
35:16Ang ayaw ko yung ama.
35:18Ama.
35:19Ayun.
35:20Diba?
35:21Siya ang nagluluto.
35:22Ama po.
35:25Bakit eh?
35:27Siya ang nagluluto ng pastry.
35:29Tasi kuya mo ko yung siguro yung taga tikim niya atin.
35:31Yes.
35:32May ganun pa kayo pa i-benta.
35:33Para approve agad.
35:34Yung iba naman po namin tinitindahan, nire-resela lang din po namin like mga yema cakes.
35:40Pero may sarili po siyang bake shop, kuya mo ko.
35:42Ay, wala po.
35:43Sa online.
35:44Sa online.
35:44Opo, online lang po.
35:45Yes.
35:46Nagluluto ka din ba?
35:47Hindi po, kumakain lang po eh.
35:49What?
35:50Talaga?
35:50Kung di mo sinabi sa amin yan, hindi namin malalaman.
35:53Saing lang po.
35:54Saging.
35:55Saing.
35:57Saing.
35:58Buti marunong magsaing.
35:59Yes.
35:59Yung iba yung hindi marunong magsaing eh.
36:01Diba ikaw yung taga-saing sa PBB?
36:03Yes, saing king.
36:04Saing king.
36:05Saing king.
36:06Saing king ka.
36:07Tapos, ano, luto queen naman si Clarice.
36:09Yes.
36:10Tapos, topas king naman si Vince.
36:11Si Vince.
36:13Sopas.
36:13Masarap naman ang luto.
36:14Anong usapang luto?
36:16150,000 pesos.
36:18Napakaraming butahin yan.
36:20Kung ipagluluto lang natin ang ating mga mahal sa buhay.
36:23Naway mapa sa'yo ang ating naipong pot money.
36:26Okay?
36:27Panindigan mo lang ang pagsigaw ng pot.
36:29Tatanungin kita pag nasagot mo ng tama, sa'yong 150.
36:33Pero para may choice ka, meron kang pagpipilian, may offer sila para sa'yo.
36:39Buya, Makoy.
36:40Simula na natin yan sa 5,000 pesos.
36:435,000 pesos.
36:44Dadagtagan pa ni Ralph.
36:46May exa pa na 5,000 for 10,000 pesos.
36:4910,000 dadagtagan pa ni Darren.
36:51Dadagtagan kayo na another 5,000 pesos.
36:5415,000 pesos.
36:56Kinzimil na yan.
36:57Eto si Ryan.
36:57Dadagtagan niya din.
36:58Bakit na kaya tingnan ka na doon?
37:005,000 pesos.
37:0120,000 pesos, Karil.
37:03I-convince mo na si Makoy na kunin yan.
37:05Makoy, marami kama siya shopping sa 20,000 pesos.
37:1020,000 pesos, Makoy.
37:12Pot!
37:13Oh, holy pot!
37:17Pot!
37:18Pot po, pot.
37:26Bakit ayaw mo ng 20,000?
37:31Bakit?
37:33Sabihin mo sa akin, Makoy!
37:35Anong sabi ng madlang?
37:37People pot or lay pot?
37:42Tanggapin mo na to.
37:4320,000.
37:44Malaki na to.
37:45Baka naman sabihin niya madamot ka.
37:46Sige, dadagtagan mo na ng 5,000 Karil.
37:50Makoy, mula sa pulsa ko, papunta sa'yo.
37:5525,000 pesos total.
37:58No!
37:5925,000 pesos.
38:03Sabihin mo, lipat.
38:04Sa'yo na ang 25,000 pesos.
38:06Wala na tayong ibang pabusa.
38:08Pero sumigaw ka ng pot.
38:10Itutuloy natin ang laro.
38:11Tatalungin kita.
38:12Pagtama, mag-uwi ka ng...
38:17150,000 pesos.
38:20Magkano final offer?
38:2225,000 pesos.
38:26Bakoy, pot!
38:28Oh, lipat!
38:31Pat, po, pot!
38:33Pat, po, pot!
38:34Ginawa ng 25,000.
38:36Ayaw mo pa rin.
38:38Sure ka na ba dyan?
38:40I will give you one last chance to decide.
38:43Makoy, pot!
38:57Lipat na po.
38:59Lipat na po, lipat.
39:02Lipat na.
39:03Mudlang people, lumipat na siya.
39:06Oh.
39:07Oh.
39:08Sige, tumawid ka na sa pulang linya at kunin mo ang 25,000 pesos.
39:18Parang hindi ka masaya.
39:21Nangihinayang ka ba dun sa 100,000 pesos?
39:23Hindi naman po.
39:23Hindi naman.
39:26Hindi naman po.
39:28Solve ka na siya.
39:31Opa.
39:32Solve ka na siya.
39:34Ayaw mo talaga ito.
39:36Okay na po.
39:37Okay ka na?
39:38Opa.
39:38Okay na siya.
39:39Congratulations, Makoy.
39:40Mayroon kang 25,000 pesos.
39:43O, tingnan nga natin kung magsisisi si Makoy sa kanyang desisyon.
39:47Eto kasi ang katanungang haharapin niya kung sakasakaling nagpot siya.
39:52Okay, Makoy, if you get to answer this right,
39:54dadagdagan ko ng 5,000 yan para 30,000 ang panano ko.
39:58Kung tama ang sagot mo.
39:59Pero kung mali, babawiin ko yung 20,000.
40:02Ay, choklo, choklo.
40:03Walang ganon.
40:04Eto ang tanong.
40:05Makoy.
40:06Hanggang ilang araw ang paid parental leave kada taon na maaaring gamitin ng isang qualified solo parent na empleyado.
40:18Hanggang ilang araw ang paid parental leave kada taon na maaaring gamitin ng isang qualified solo parent na empleyado.
40:29Hanggang ilang araw?
40:30Ilang araw?
40:31So, banggitin mo lang bilang ng araw.
40:33Go!
40:3530 days.
40:3630 days.
40:38Sabi ni Makoy, 30 days daw ang bilang ng araw.
40:42Kada taon na maaaring gamitin ng isang qualified solo parent na empleyado.
40:46Ang tama yan.
40:47Additional 5,000.
40:4830 days is?
40:51Wrong.
40:53Ang tamang sagot ay 7 working days.
40:56Parental.
40:57Oo, 7 lang pala, no?
40:597 lang ang paid parental leave ng solo parent na empleyado.
41:03Congratulations, you got 25,000 pesos.
41:07Yehey, palakpakan natin si Makoy.
41:08Salamat din sa mga kasama mong taga-paranggay bagong bayan tagihing.
41:13Congrats, Makoy.
41:14At dahil hindi pinili ang pot bukas, mananatili pa rin sa halagang 150,000 pesos ang ating pot money.
41:21Suwerte is na aking sa mga madlang deserving dito sa Laro Laro Play.