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00:00Christmas is waving, kaya maaga ang gift-giving dito sa Laro Laro Pave!
00:07Let's go!
00:24Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
00:26Hey! Hey! Hey!
00:28Papa naman nun, halos nakaupo kayo saan.
00:30Bata pa.
00:33Kahapon, nagpatang man lang, sports official na si Lin.
00:36Ngunit natin ko siya sa pagsagot sa ating jackpot question.
00:40Ano ang tanong?
00:41Eh ang tanong kasi, ano ba yung natataging hukuman sa Pilipinas
00:45na lumiliti sa mga kasong sibil at kriminal ng mga opisyal at empleyado ng pamahalaan?
00:52Sandigan ba yan?
00:53Yes.
00:53Oo. Ang sagot niya, ombudsman.
00:55Oo.
00:56Sandigan ba yan?
00:57Yung mga kaso sa barangay, yung mga barangay officials.
01:01Yes.
01:01Sandigan ba yan?
01:02Oo.
01:03Diba?
01:04Yung mga department heads dun sa national at saka sa...
01:12Oo.
01:12Pag may kinalaman sa pamahalaan.
01:14Yes.
01:14Opo.
01:15Opo.
01:17Opo.
01:19Opo.
01:19Opo.
01:19Opo.
01:21Opo.
01:27Opo.
01:27But yun nga, kaysa naman ang ating pot money ay lumaki na sa halagang P150,000.
01:35Malaki naman talaga. It's a brand today para sa mga mamamayan ng barangay.
01:40Bagong bayan tagi. Players, tara na po sa game arena.
01:43Let's go!
01:47Ayan na sila o.
01:51Pwesta na sa kahon. Maghanda na.
01:55Magpinagpinag na. Nakatawa dahil sasayaw na tayo halina.
02:005, ikanagsay tayo. 5, 6, 7, let's go!
02:04Pulse! Pulse! Let's go!
02:07Gilang gilang. Bigilang gilang.
02:10Iwa kay waya. Kamay sa kabila.
02:14At sakit na.
02:16Ba ba ba. Ba ba ba. Ba ba ba. Ba ba ba.
02:20Hey! Hey! Hey!
02:22Let's go!
02:22What?
02:23Perfect!
02:26Magaling. Magaling sumayaw to si John.
02:28I agree, John.
02:29John, nangyawano mo.
02:31P.A. mo.
02:32Ha?
02:32P.A. mo si John.
02:33Si John.
02:35Bumalik. Mas matangkad si John sa akin.
02:37Hello, John.
02:38Hello, po.
02:39How are you today?
02:40I'm okay.
02:41Oh, it's nice to know that you're okay.
02:43Okay, ah. English, ha?
02:45English in mo, John. English in mo.
02:48Yeah. So, um, who are you with today?
02:52I'm with myself.
02:53Oh, he's alone today.
02:55Yes.
02:56Yeah.
02:57It's okay.
02:57Make sure that you are with yourself.
02:59Yeah.
02:59Yes.
02:59Make sure that you don't lose yourself.
03:01Oh, yes.
03:02See ba?
03:02At least you found yourself and you're here with him today.
03:05Some of our contestants in Miss Q&A, they're not with their self.
03:09Yeah.
03:10Their souls left them when they entered the studio.
03:14Yeah.
03:14Sometimes the brains left them.
03:17Sometimes the soul left them.
03:18Oh, no.
03:19But the body is here.
03:20How about you?
03:21What's keeping you busy lately?
03:23Come on, John.
03:25Tell us.
03:27Come on, John.
03:28Don't be ashamed of us.
03:30What's keeping you busy daw?
03:32I'm doing with my delivery.
03:35Oh, delivery.
03:37What do you deliver?
03:39I'm delivering fresh chicken.
03:41Fried chicken.
03:42Oh, fried chicken.
03:44Masarap.
03:45Okay.
03:45Later, you deliver chicken McDo in my dressing.
03:48Oh, crispy.
03:50Okay, yes.
03:51Very crispy.
03:51Very big.
03:52Very, very big.
03:54We like big, right?
03:55Yes.
03:56You like big?
03:56Yes.
03:57Oh, you don't like yourself?
03:58You're not big.
04:01Okay.
04:02You're small, but you're terrible.
04:05Yes.
04:06Right, John?
04:07Yes.
04:08John, show it.
04:09Is it big?
04:10Show it.
04:12Show your muscle.
04:14Yeah.
04:15Can I see your bicep?
04:17Can I see your bicep?
04:18Oh.
04:20You have a rat there.
04:24A rat?
04:25May taga.
04:27May taga.
04:28Oh, okay.
04:29So, you deliver.
04:30You don't have duty today?
04:33Uh, no.
04:35No, you don't have duty.
04:36No, it's just a long time, huh?
04:39So, who do you want to eat the chicken with?
04:42Come on, John.
04:45With my partner.
04:46With?
04:47With?
04:47With my wife.
04:48Oh.
04:49You have a wife.
04:50That's the sweetest.
04:51I told you.
04:52He's small, but terrible.
04:54He has a wife.
04:55Do you have any kids, Kuya John?
04:57Uh, yes.
04:58One baby.
04:59Oh.
04:59One baby.
05:00What's the name of your baby?
05:02Bricks.
05:02Bricks?
05:03Bricks.
05:03Oh.
05:04What's the name of your...
05:06What?
05:06Wipe?
05:07Cement?
05:08Bricks.
05:10Bricks, cement, sand.
05:12Okay.
05:13Bricks.
05:14Yeah.
05:15Bricks.
05:15Why did you name your baby Bricks?
05:19Unique.
05:20Unique.
05:21Oh.
05:22Unique.
05:22Yeah.
05:23How old is your baby?
05:24Ten months old.
05:25Ten.
05:26Wow.
05:26How did you make the baby?
05:28It's make with love.
05:29Oh.
05:33Oh.
05:34Yes.
05:35Made with love.
05:35Love is the ingredient.
05:37Yes.
05:37Yes.
05:38Yeah.
05:38The chicken.
05:39Yeah.
05:40No.
05:40The baby.
05:41How the baby.
05:42To produce a baby, they need love.
05:44Yeah.
05:45Ah.
05:46How many babies do you want?
05:48On two.
05:50Two babies.
05:51Two babies.
05:51I want a girl and a boy.
05:52A girl and a boy.
05:54So now it's a boy.
05:55Yes.
05:55Now it's a boy.
05:57Later it's a girl.
06:00The boy will later become a girl.
06:03Depending on the decision of the baby.
06:06Yeah.
06:06After a few years.
06:08Let's see.
06:08Let's see.
06:09And then come back to me, I will congratulate you.
06:12What's your favorite song of Bricks?
06:15Over Troubled Water?
06:17Huh?
06:17No.
06:18Like a Bricks Over Troubled Water.
06:24What's your favorite song of Bricks?
06:25That's very Paripani.
06:26Paripani.
06:26Paripani.
06:27Paripani.
06:28Paripani.
06:28Kokomelon.
06:29Kokomelon.
06:30Can you sing that song, Kokomelon, for us, please?
06:33Baby.
06:34Shut it.
06:35Ayaw niya yan.
06:36Ano yan?
06:36The wheels on the bus go round and round.
06:42Parang mas alam niya.
06:43Siya panagalaga nung anak ko.
06:44May kinakata niya, Kokomelon.
06:45The wheels on the bus go round and round.
06:49Round and round.
06:52Round and round.
06:54The wheels on the bus go round and round.
06:57All through that sound.
07:03Old Macdonald had a farm.
07:06E-I-E-I-O.
07:10And all that year, ain't a quak quak there.
07:14Here a quak, here a quak, everywhere a quak quak.
07:18One, two, three o'clock, four o'clock, quak.
07:22Five, six, seven o'clock, eight o'clock, quak.
07:26Nine, ten, eleven o'clock, twelve o'clock, quak.
07:29We gotta rock and rock.
07:31Rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock.
07:35You're both running down the street.
07:38Mary, Mary, Mary, Mary, you're out in the gate.
07:41No, no, no, no, no.
07:43You're both running down the street.
07:45Mary, Mary, Mary, Mary, Mary, you're out in the gate.
07:56Oh my god, my baby is very, very good.
08:00Your baby brother is very active.
08:03Yes.
08:06Because the baby is very heavy already.
08:08Oh my gosh.
08:09Yeah.
08:09Talk to your brother.
08:11Talk to your brother.
08:12So, how have you been?
08:15What?
08:17How have you been doing?
08:19What did you do today before coming to Showtime?
08:23No.
08:24No.
08:26You didn't do it.
08:28He's already here.
08:31What's making you happy?
08:33Aside from your baby.
08:36And your wife.
08:38And your wife.
08:39You have to speak English because we have foreigners.
08:42Oh yes.
08:43We are the foreigners.
08:44We are the...
08:46Oh, we are very lucky.
08:48Because we are visited by the pirates of the Caribbean.
08:53No, it's not.
08:54Hi, sir.
08:55Hi, ma'am.
08:56Welcome to It's Showtime.
08:57Are you having a good time?
09:00Yes.
09:00Thank you so much for visiting us.
09:02Do you understand what we are saying?
09:04Not a word.
09:05Oh, not a word.
09:06Oh.
09:07English I do, yeah.
09:08Yeah, that's why we are trying our very best to speak in English.
09:11Yeah.
09:12For the benefit of the two of you.
09:14Very well.
09:15Yeah.
09:15Do you guys know each other?
09:17Oh, they don't know each other.
09:19Where are you from, sir?
09:20Australia.
09:21Australia.
09:22How about you, ma'am?
09:23How about you, ma'am?
09:24Where are you from?
09:24From Sweden.
09:26From Sweden.
09:26Oh, wow.
09:27Yeah.
09:28Are you Swedish?
09:29No, from Finland.
09:30Oh, she's from Finland, but she's also from Sweden.
09:34How do you find the Philippines so far?
09:36Wonderful.
09:37Wonderful.
09:38Yeah.
09:38Is it your first time to be here?
09:39First time.
09:40Are you coming back?
09:41Of course, next year.
09:43Thank you very much.
09:43Oh, next year.
09:44What do you love about Philippines?
09:47The weather.
09:48The weather.
09:49Oh, my God.
09:49We don't like the weather in the Philippines.
09:52How do you like the weather?
09:53Always raining.
09:54The weather is always giving us a hard time in the Philippines.
09:57No.
09:57Yeah.
09:58Our roof, oh, very tired already.
10:01Because the rain is very, very heavy.
10:03Yeah.
10:04Yeah.
10:04But if I get to visit Finland, where are you going to take me if you're going to tour me
10:11around?
10:13I'm from, like, I'm living in Sweden.
10:15Oh, okay.
10:16My whole life.
10:17Oh.
10:18Where would you come to Sweden?
10:19How about in Sweden?
10:20If I'm going to visit Sweden, where are you going to tour me around, if ever?
10:24To Stockholm.
10:25Stockholm.
10:26Stockholm.
10:27Stockholm.
10:27Stockholm.
10:27Yeah.
10:28Stockholm, you.
10:29Got a greeting down deep in my soul that I just can't use.
10:34Yes, I'm on my way.
10:38Yes.
10:39Welcome to the Philippines.
10:40Welcome to It's Showtime.
10:41You just enjoy.
10:42Okay, most of the time we're just joking around, so don't take this so seriously.
10:46Okay, just have a good time.
10:48Just laugh with everyone.
10:50Even if you don't understand, once you see them laugh, you just laugh.
10:53Okay, once you see them clap, you clap too.
10:56Yeah, just go with the flow.
10:57Yeah, just follow whatever they do.
10:58In case of fire, once they leave, you leave too.
11:02Okay.
11:03So how about you, sir?
11:05How many times have you gone to the Philippines?
11:08Four times.
11:09Four times.
11:11So what's bringing you back to the Philippines?
11:13Oh, my wife.
11:15Oh, your wife?
11:15Oh, my goodness.
11:17Can she stand up, please?
11:19Oh, hello.
11:20Oh, your wife.
11:20How long have you been together?
11:23Oh, three years.
11:24I've lived together.
11:25Well, we're not really married just yet.
11:28We're actually planning to get married, and we're going to get married next month.
11:31Oh, congratulations in advance.
11:33Yeah.
11:34We hope that you have a wonderful life together.
11:38Yeah.
11:38He's a really big fan of yours, because obviously we live in Australia, and we watch Showtime at 12 p
11:45.m.
11:45Oh, thank you so much.
11:46On Showtime Online U.
11:48Oh, thank you very much.
11:49We appreciate that.
11:51Yeah.
11:51We love Australia as well, because one of our sisters here in its showtime is actually from Australia.
11:58Her name is, um, who?
12:00Teddy.
12:01Oh!
12:02Si Teddy pali tago Australia.
12:04Ann Curtis.
12:05Ann Curtis, a very popular Filipino celebrity, is actually from Australia.
12:10Yeah.
12:11Her father is Australian.
12:12Yeah.
12:13But her mother is Filipina.
12:15That makes her lucky.
12:20Okay.
12:21How's the land down under?
12:23Is it so deep?
12:26Why is your question?
12:27How's the land down under?
12:30How's the land down under?
12:31Forget it.
12:32He's just joking.
12:32So, how's the land down under?
12:35Is it near purgatory?
12:36No.
12:38Down under?
12:39Diba purgatory yun?
12:41Anak, mag-aral ka muna.
12:42Tatawagin na lang ka tapang umalis na yung bisita ng tita mo, ha?
12:45Let's ask my brother.
12:45Sabi ko naman siya, huwag nakikitig mag may bisita.
12:47Mag-aaral ka muna dun, ha?
12:49Oo.
12:49Dun muna tayo sa ano-dun muna.
12:50Pronouns and adjective.
12:53Okay.
12:54So, um, thank you very much.
12:56By the way, this is our friend, John.
12:58I'm John.
12:58Oh, you're also John.
13:00You have two Johns.
13:01My little brother.
13:02Yeah, John, John.
13:03Yeah, me too.
13:04I'm John with a G.
13:06And my real name is John as well.
13:08Oh.
13:09Oh.
13:10We have four Johns.
13:11Oh.
13:11Yeah.
13:12Wow.
13:13Yeah.
13:13That's amazing.
13:14That's why we have one, two, three, four.
13:17John, John, John, John.
13:19But my name is Jose.
13:22Jose.
13:22In English is John.
13:23Oh, really?
13:24John, John, John, John.
13:26John.
13:27John.
13:30Why do you always carry your bag?
13:33Don't you trust the girl beside you?
13:37Do you think the person will steal your bag?
13:42What's in your bag?
13:43What's in your bag, sir?
13:44Tissues, keys, phone.
13:47Oh.
13:48You know what?
13:48I keep on losing things.
13:50Oh.
13:51You know what?
13:51I'm already very old.
13:53But I'm kind of sad because I haven't seen a hundred dollar Australian, a hundred Australian
14:02dollars yet.
14:03Oh.
14:03I haven't seen a hundred Australian dollars yet.
14:05Can you show me what a hundred Australian dollars look like?
14:07It looks like a hundred Australian dollars look like.
14:10What does a hundred Australian dollar look like?
14:15Like a hundred dollars.
14:16Yeah.
14:16I haven't seen one yet.
14:17It looks like.
14:18Is there a hundred dollars or only fifty?
14:20What's the biggest?
14:21Can I see?
14:22Yeah.
14:23Just for, ano, for, uh.
14:24This is fifty.
14:25Oh.
14:26The blue one is how much?
14:28This one is a hundred.
14:29This one is fifty.
14:30Oh.
14:30I haven't seen one hundred and I haven't seen fifty yet.
14:33Can I have that for souvenir?
14:35Yeah, so far.
14:36Yeah, can I have that?
14:37I won't spend it.
14:38I will keep it for souvenir.
14:40It's okay.
14:41Yeah.
14:41Oh, I haven't seen five hundred Australian dollars.
14:45Is there a five hundred Australian dollars?
14:47There is no such thing.
14:48What is the biggest Australian currency?
14:50Only one hundred?
14:51Yeah.
14:51Oh, I haven't seen five individual one hundred dollars.
14:56Oh, yeah.
14:57Yeah.
14:57It's a good.
14:58I don't know how it feels to, you know, to hold a five, uh, five bills of one hundred.
15:04Yeah.
15:04Five bills of one hundred.
15:05So nice to see, uh, different numbers, you know?
15:08Yeah.
15:09Maybe that's peak.
15:11No, it's real.
15:12Oh, can I see?
15:13Is it real?
15:13Yeah.
15:13Yeah, it's so far, eh.
15:14It's so far.
15:15Yeah.
15:16Okay.
15:16Can I see?
15:18Wow.
15:19One hundred.
15:19How much is the exchange rate?
15:3043, though.
15:32So this is 4,300.
15:34Yeah.
15:34And this is 2,150.
15:37So 2,150, but 4,300 is 5,300.
15:42No, it's 6,400.
15:436,400.
15:466,400.
15:46How much is it?
15:476,400.
15:486,400.
15:50You can see this.
15:51Ah.
15:53I don't know.
15:54I'm not going to win.
15:55I haven't seen any Swedish money.
15:58Do you have?
16:00Oh, she doesn't have any?
16:02We don't have cash in Sweden.
16:03Okay.
16:04I don't have cash.
16:05I haven't seen a Swedish jewelry.
16:14No, I'm just kidding.
16:18Okay.
16:20Don't get me wrong.
16:21I'm just kidding, sir.
16:22Okay.
16:22You know what kidding is?
16:23What's kidding?
16:24Kidding.
16:25That's what he had.
16:26No, kidding.
16:27Kidding.
16:27When you're not old yet, you're kidding.
16:29Kidding.
16:29Kidding.
16:30When you're old, you're dying.
16:32Oh, no.
16:34I'm going to give this back to you.
16:36Yeah.
16:37If you're like, okay, I'm going to give this back to you.
16:40It's up to your conscience if you're going to give it back.
16:43Oh.
16:44Just give it back.
16:46Well, but we're very, yeah, just give it back to him.
16:49Yeah.
16:50We're very thankful that an Australian guy visits our country.
16:57And, you know, it helps us a lot because, you know,
17:00tourism is a very big part of our economy.
17:03And, you know, your presence here,
17:06you may not know it,
17:07but you're helping the economy
17:09and the Filipino people in your own little way.
17:12Yeah.
17:12Thank you very much.
17:13Thank you, sir.
17:14So, you, the money is there already.
17:18There you go.
17:19Thank you so much.
17:20What?
17:21No, no, you don't have to.
17:23No, no, you don't have to.
17:24You don't have to.
17:25Is that all you have?
17:26No.
17:30We wish you a good life together.
17:33Yeah.
17:34Yeah.
17:34Thank you very much.
17:35And congratulations on your wedding.
17:37Not in advance.
17:38Gusto mo ba ng $100?
17:41Hoy, just kung gusto niya daw.
17:42Hoy, gusto mo.
17:44Nakakahiya namang humingi kasi.
17:45Bahala sila mag-usa.
17:47Tingnan mo naman sa mata.
17:47So, umiyak ka.
17:48Ah, joke lang.
17:51Joke lang.
17:51O, si Bricks, hi Bricks.
17:53Yung anak niya, batiin natin.
17:54Ano yung pangalan na asawa mo?
17:56Joyce po.
17:57Joyce.
17:58Sinong kamukhang artista na asawa mo?
18:00Si Ivana.
18:01Ivana na.
18:02Oh.
18:03Wow.
18:05Ivana, nararamdaman.
18:07Di ba yung kanta nun?
18:08Ivana, nararamdaman.
18:10Ivana, nararamdaman.
18:11Ay, gusto niya mak-fruit talaga ulit.
18:13Yes.
18:14After lang sayo.
18:15Papakinala talaga siya sa atin.
18:17Yes.
18:17Gusto niya bangat lang people.
18:19Yes.
18:20Hanapan ng kakampi eh.
18:22Huwag galingan mo maglaro ha.
18:24Para pag na 150, 150 taong yan.
18:27Tapos huwag ibangko mo.
18:29Lagay mong educational plan ng anak na asawa mo.
18:34Pag-aralin mo mo ni asawa mo.
18:36Okay.
18:36Alam ba't trabaho ang asawa mo?
18:37Ah, wala to po.
18:39Wala.
18:39Ikaw lang talaga.
18:40Mukhang mabait ito.
18:42Mukhang pag nag-deliver ng manok,
18:44hindi niya kinukurita ng balak.
18:45Correct.
18:46May mga ganun eh.
18:47Nag-deliver yung...
18:48Di pinapawasan yung french fries sa ano.
18:50Oo.
18:51Parang ulang tong french fries.
18:53Okay.
18:53Baby ha.
18:54You play.
18:54You enjoy the game.
18:55Okay.
19:00What's it smell like?
19:01Ha?
19:02What's it smell like?
19:03It smells like...
19:07It smells like...
19:08It smells like...
19:08The sun.
19:09No.
19:11Amoy araw.
19:13It smells like...
19:14The sun.
19:15Okay, okay, okay.
19:16So, kayo ay mga kapitbahay niya.
19:18Magkakapitbahay ba kayo?
19:20Magkakabaranggay.
19:21Paranggay o...
19:22Paranggay po kami.
19:23Pakilala niyo yung iba dito.
19:24Sinang pinamang kakilala mo rito?
19:26Hindi po masyadong...
19:27Pero magkakalapit.
19:28Hindi po kami masyadong magkakalapit.
19:31Pero yung iba namumukhaan naman.
19:33Ah, sinong namumukhaan mo dyan?
19:34Katulad si...
19:35Si parang Rome.
19:36Si Rome.
19:36Namumukhaan mo?
19:37Yes, yes.
19:38Nandun ba siya sa iskinita
19:39nung naganap yung isang game na krimen?
19:42Namumukhaan mo ba yan?
19:43Yes.
19:44Namumukhaan ko siya
19:44kasi nagbabasketball.
19:46Ah, player ka din?
19:47Ah, hindi naman.
19:49Nakikita ko lang siya nung kabataan.
19:50Ah, okay.
19:51Nagbabasketball ka din?
19:52Yun.
19:52Ah, dati po.
19:53Muta mo?
19:54Hinintumo kasi.
19:58Si Makoy.
19:59Oo.
20:00Kung tinuloy mo,
20:00edi sana nakakilala mo siya.
20:03Makoy.
20:03Makoy ba yan?
20:04Tara rin na Makoy.
20:05Meron niya, meron niya.
20:06Meron niya.
20:07Ayan po.
20:08Ang taray yun.
20:09Nung bilili niya ito,
20:09tuta lang yan.
20:12Nasiruod niya,
20:13naging aso na.
20:16Oo.
20:17Di ba?
20:18Amusta, Makoy?
20:19Anong pinagkakaabalaan natin, Makoy?
20:20As lang po.
20:22Sa ngayon po,
20:22nag-ano po kami?
20:23Ah, on-call technician po ako ngayon.
20:25Technician?
20:25Nang e-bike po,
20:26nang e-bike.
20:27Nang e-bike?
20:27E-bike.
20:28Oo po.
20:29Ano bang mga badalas masira sa e-bike?
20:32Due to daily use po kasi,
20:34mga bateriya,
20:35wiring,
20:36controllers po.
20:38E-bike.
20:38Naglilik?
20:39Oo po.
20:40Mga nangangat niya po ng daga.
20:43Ay, loob.
20:44Mga nabaha po,
20:44lalo't maulan po minsan.
20:46Ah, okay.
20:47Ganda na sombre, Eramon.
20:48Awa.
20:49Parang takip ng takore.
20:52Okay.
20:52Ano yung ginagin.
20:53Habo.
20:53Habo.
20:54Okay, mag-i-check ka mga.
20:55Hip-hop, eh.
20:56Hip-hop, eh.
20:56Hip-hop siya, yes.
20:57Hip-hop.
20:58Okay, kinagalag-galak namin kayong makilala,
21:00mga tagapagumpayan tagig.
21:01Good luck sa inyo.
21:02Enjoy the game.
21:04Yes, at ngayon pa lang,
21:04ang ating Madlong Players
21:05ay may tigil isang libong piso
21:07nang matatanggap.
21:08Umindak-indak para sa premi
21:10yung limpak-lipak
21:11dito sa
21:11Illumited or Illumited?
21:16Play music!
21:18Meron pa pong isa dito.
21:19Wala, wala.
21:20Si Joy.
21:26May labing dalawang
21:27takabaranggay
21:28bagong bayang tagig
21:30ang tumayo
21:31sa ating laruan
21:32sa laro-laro.
21:34Anim lamang sa kanila
21:36ang magpapatuloy
21:37sa larong ito.
21:38Sino kaya
21:39ang magpapaalam
21:40at sino yung lulundag
21:42sa kasiyahan?
21:43Tingin sa ilalim!
21:45Pag nagkulay verte
21:46ang kahon,
21:47pasok ka!
21:48Ilaw!
21:49Biday!
21:50Biday!
21:50Biday!
21:53Uy!
21:54Diyan!
21:54Pasok ka dyan!
21:56At saka si Papoy!
21:57Pasok po si Papoy!
21:59Si Dides!
22:00Players,
22:00pese na ako ulit-ulit
22:01sa likod.
22:03Ayan.
22:04Alright, players,
22:04si Ilawan namin ulit
22:05ang mga kahon.
22:06Ilaw!
22:07Biday!
22:08Biday!
22:08Biday!
22:09Biday!
22:10Biday!
22:10Biday na po.
22:14Biday na kayo.
22:15Team Jong or Team Darren?
22:18Ayan.
22:19May isa pa rito.
22:21Ayaw niyang kumampi sa gitna siya.
22:23Sino kayo unang sasagot?
22:25Ilawin ay!
22:25Ilawin ay!
22:26Ilawin ay!
22:28Ilawin ay!
22:28Ay, si Dides po ba?
22:30Sa Team Darren.
22:31Paano po yung pili?
22:32Dides?
22:33Dates.
22:34Dides po.
22:35Dides.
22:36I was dodging inside
22:39to hold you.
22:42I couldn't believe
22:43anything for you.
22:45Oh,
22:45naibig.
22:46Ito ni Darren eh.
22:47Naiba na pala?
22:48Wali ka pala eh.
22:49Okay.
22:50Dides!
22:50Una kang sasagot.
22:51Makinig!
22:52Dito sa
22:53It's Giving,
22:54magbigay ng isa
22:56sa anim
22:57na superheroes
22:58na bumubuo
23:00ng pangunahing
23:02Avengers Team.
23:03Superman!
23:04Ay!
23:05Teka lang,
23:05dali lang.
23:06Diyos ko.
23:07Wait lang,
23:08superman ka pa.
23:09Okay.
23:09Bumubuo ng Avengers Team
23:11sa pili ko lang
23:11Marvel's The Avengers
23:13noong 2012
23:13ayon sa marvel.com.
23:15Dides!
23:16Superman!
23:17Oh, di mali!
23:18Goodbye!
23:19Joy!
23:20Captain Marvel.
23:21Captain?
23:21Marvel.
23:22Wrong!
23:23Rome!
23:24Captain America.
23:26Correct!
23:26Iron Man!
23:28Iron Man!
23:28Correct!
23:29Makoy!
23:30Thor?
23:31Thor?
23:32Correct!
23:33Siya!
23:33Spider Man.
23:34Wrong!
23:37Ang natira ay tatlo.
23:39Ang hindi na pimbanggit
23:40ay si Black Widow,
23:41Hawkeye,
23:42Hulk.
23:44Yun lang!
23:46Anim lang pala.
23:48Anim pala sila.
23:48Players ang ating natira.
23:50Players,
23:51congratulations
23:51kay Rome,
23:53John,
23:53and Makoy.
23:54Iilao mo lang ulit
23:55ang kahon.
23:56Ilao!
23:57Ilao!
23:57Ilao!
23:58Ilao!
23:58Ilao!
23:59Ilao!
23:59Ilao!
24:00Ilao!
24:02Ayan na.
24:04Hindi na sila masyadong dumalaw.
24:06Dahil tatlo kayo,
24:07kailangan may mauna.
24:08Sino kaya iyon?
24:09Ilao!
24:10Ilao!
24:11Ilao!
24:12Ilao!
24:13Ilao!
24:14Ilao!
24:14Ilao!
24:15Ilao!
24:15Ilao!
24:15Ilao!
24:16Ilao!
24:16Ilao!
24:17Ilao!
24:24Ilao!
24:25Game ka na ba?
24:26Game na po.
24:27Game na!
24:28Lights,
24:28camera,
24:29at song!
24:30Oo,
24:31yun nga yung nangyari.
24:32Ay!
24:33Saan ba yung banyo dito?
24:34Doon po.
24:38Oh.
24:39Pero yun nga,
24:39friend.
24:39Hindi ka kasama sa Iksena.
24:41Waisit ka.
24:43Hinig na ko,
24:44masabihin ko,
24:44bakit?
24:45Saan siya?
24:46Wala kasi akong ginagawa.
24:48Ika't umaan ako,
24:48passers by.
24:49Waisit ka.
24:50O,
24:51sa susunod kayo lang,
24:52kasama ka ulit ha.
24:52Action!
24:53Friend,
24:54ganda naman nung hikaw mo.
24:55Thanks, friend.
24:56Alam mo naman,
24:57kaming mga girls,
24:58mahili kami sa
24:59du-release
24:59para pampaganda.
25:01Ah, tama.
25:01That's all they really want.
25:03Some fun!
25:05When the working day is done,
25:07all girls,
25:08they want to have fun.
25:10Oh, girls,
25:11just want to have fun.
25:13Yeah, right?
25:14Pero,
25:14mahal yan?
25:15Pero hulugan naman.
25:16Ah,
25:17eh,
25:17teka,
25:18bakit?
25:18Bakit isa lang?
25:19Eh, kasi two gives.
25:21Next month pa yung isa.
25:29Makoy!
25:30Anong pamagat nun?
25:31Ah,
25:32girls just want,
25:33ah,
25:33wanna have fun.
25:35Girls just wanna have fun
25:36is correct!
25:38Oh,
25:38eto na si John.
25:39Ako,
25:39swerte ka pa ba,
25:40John?
25:41Idire-direcho mo na yan.
25:42Game ka na ba?
25:43Game na.
25:44Lights,
25:45camera,
25:46and song.
25:48Ah,
25:49excuse me,
25:50may yellow po kayo.
25:52Ay,
25:52wala po.
25:53Kaya nakapasok to sa,
25:54labas na ba?
25:55Nakapasok to sa bahay namin.
25:58Trispasser!
25:58Umalis ka,
25:59lumayos ka.
26:00Alam ka na talagang ginawa
26:02kundi pumanta, no?
26:04Sorry po, ma'am.
26:05Ninenerbios po kasi ako.
26:07Magpapaalam po kasi ako sa'yo.
26:09Uuwi na po ko ng probinsya.
26:11Ah,
26:11kaya,
26:13lagi nang umaawit.
26:15Umaawit mula kusina
26:17hanggang sa sala.
26:20Lagi,
26:20lagi.
26:22Alam na ba ng sermon?
26:23Uuwi ka?
26:25Oo po, ma'am.
26:25Nauna na po siya dun.
26:26Dun na lang daw po kami magkita.
26:33John,
26:34anong pamaga?
26:35Lagi.
26:37Lagi ng pinis,
26:39correct!
26:40Rome.
26:41Ito na si Rome.
26:42May naamoy pa tayong triple tie?
26:44No.
26:44Rome,
26:45game ka na ba?
26:46Yes.
26:46Yes po.
26:47Lights, camera,
26:48act, song.
26:50Excuse me,
26:50I'm sorry.
26:51Yes.
26:52Anong tawak dito?
26:54Gamit!
26:55Ang cute.
26:58John,
26:59sorry.
27:01Ilang beses ko na sinapit sa'yo na
27:03hindi tayo bagay.
27:06Naiintindihan ko,
27:08magkalayong agwat,
27:10gagawin ang lahat.
27:12Mapasayo lang ang
27:14pag-ibig na alay sa'yo.
27:17Ang awit na to
27:18ay awit ko sa'yo.
27:21Sana ay madama,
27:24magkabila man
27:25ang ating mundo.
27:27Dahil ba mayaman ka
27:28at mahirap lang ako?
27:30Hindi yun!
27:31Baka hindi mo kasi
27:33akong maintindi
27:33ang magsalita.
27:34Bulula ko eh!
27:39Rome!
27:41Anong title?
27:42Ang awit na to
27:43ay awit para sa'yo.
27:45Wrong!
27:46Actually,
27:46gusto ko tong kanta to.
27:47Kanta ni Jerry Lee,
27:48Magkabilang Mundo.
27:50Congratulations, John!
27:52At saka Makoy,
27:53alika, alika, alika, alika.
27:54Kailangan natin
27:55i-break ang time.
27:57Gustuhin man naming
27:57dalawa kayo,
27:58pero isa lang
27:59ang pwedeng maglaro
28:00sa jackpot, ma'am?
28:01Taas ang kamay.
28:03Pag sinabi kong
28:04laro-laro pick,
28:05alam nyo nang gagawin.
28:05Kailangan igalawang kamay.
28:06Tingnan natin
28:07kung sino
28:08makaunang three points.
28:09Tabay-stabay kayo na
28:10kumanta ng
28:11hawak ko ang pick.
28:14Makoy, John!
28:16Laro-laro pick!
28:19Ay, pareho kayong gunting.
28:21Isa pa.
28:22Laro-laro pick!
28:24Ay!
28:25Panalo si Makoy.
28:26Bato siya.
28:27Gunting ka.
28:28Three, top two,
28:30and two, three.
28:30Tatlong score.
28:31Tatlong.
28:32Sa round lang ito.
28:33Pwede ka pang
28:33umabal.
28:34Umabal.
28:35Dalawa pang points
28:35kailangan mo.
28:36Taas ang kamay.
28:38Laro-laro pick!
28:40We have matay.
28:41Parehong papel.
28:41Laro-laro pick!
28:44Ay!
28:44Panalo ka naman
28:45kasi gunting ka,
28:46papel ka.
28:47All one all.
28:49Laro-laro pick!
28:51Ay!
28:52Panalo ka ulit
28:53kasi gunting ka,
28:54papel ka.
28:55Okay.
28:55Ay!
28:57Pag nalalo ka rito,
28:58John, ikaw na.
28:59Pag nalalo ka rito,
29:01it's a tie.
29:01One more.
29:03Laro-laro pick!
29:05Ay!
29:07It's a tie!
29:08Panalo ka,
29:09gunting ka,
29:09papel ka.
29:10Sa lalo?
29:11Wala ka.
29:12Isa na lang.
29:13Isa na lang.
29:15Sino kaya ang maglalaro
29:17sa jackpot round
29:18at mag-uwi ng
29:19150,000 pesos
29:21kung sakal-sakali?
29:23Laro!
29:24Laro!
29:25Pick!
29:26Ay!
29:28Panalo ka,
29:29papel ka,
29:29kaya lang,
29:30ano ka,
29:30patuka sa panalo
29:31si Makoy.
29:33Bye, John.
29:33Congratulations,
29:34Makoy!
29:37Checkpoint round
29:38at tayo dito sa
29:39Laro!
29:40Laro!
29:41Laro!
29:43Makoy,
29:43how are you?
29:45Okay lang po.
29:46Kinakabahan ka.
29:47Opo, soba.
29:48Anong tumatak po
29:49sa isip mo
29:49kung paano mo gagaso
29:50sa inyo
29:51150,000?
29:53Magsashopping ka na ba?
29:55May mga ano na po,
29:57mga nakalaan na rin po.
29:59Naka-add to cart?
30:00Ano na po?
30:00Anong pinagatahin
30:01narisip na salita?
30:02Sino ka talaga
30:02add to cart?
30:03Ano na yung mga
30:04na-add to cart
30:04sa utak mo?
30:06Wala naman.
30:07Ano lang po,
30:09nagme-maintenance po
30:09kasi yung parents ko
30:10eh, pare senior.
30:12At the priority.
30:13For mommy and daddy.
30:14Yes po.
30:15And si partner ko po kasi,
30:18nagtitinda ng mga pastries.
30:20Oh, may picture.
30:21Ano mga pastries?
30:23Hindi naman siya
30:25sobrang mga luma pastries,
30:26yung mga leche plan,
30:27ganun.
30:28Mayema cakes,
30:30mga tatamis.
30:33Soro.
30:35What's your favorite pastry?
30:37My favorite pastry
30:38is leche flan.
30:40I love it.
30:40Yung parang masabaw-sabaw pa.
30:42Leje flan.
30:43Leje flan.
30:44Is frank ba yun?
30:45How about you?
30:46Kwasong.
30:47Oh.
30:49Kwasong.
30:50Yung plain lang.
30:51Oh, may yung laman sa loob.
30:52Oh, yung may strawberry.
30:55Gusto ko yung may ham.
30:56Do you want may ham?
30:57Yes.
30:58Ham and cheese.
30:59Kwasong.
30:59How about you?
31:01Leje flan.
31:02Poisson.
31:04Pan au chocolat.
31:05Oh.
31:07May chocolate.
31:08Yun yung may chocolate.
31:09Hello.
31:10Oh.
31:11Alakara.
31:11Yan ah.
31:12Ito.
31:13Ito.
31:14Pan de sal.
31:17Oh.
31:18Pinakasasasal sa laki yung anak mo.
31:21Pwede yun may ice cream.
31:22Ang ganda.
31:22Pan de sal de pogo.
31:23Pan de sal de pogo.
31:25Pogo.
31:26Pan de sal pogo.
31:35Pogon.
31:36Pogon.
31:36Pan de sal de pogo.
31:39Pogon.
31:39Pogon.
31:41Pogon.
31:41Pan de sal de pogo.
31:43Pogon.
31:43Pan de sal de pogo.
31:44Hmm.
31:45Hey, Kareena.
31:46What's your favorite piece?
31:47I like yema.
31:48Yema?
31:49Yema.
31:50Yema.
31:50Yema.
31:50It's my favorite.
31:51Hmm.
31:52Hmm.
31:52I want, um,
31:55Merong!
31:58Merong!
31:59May hangin yun sa loob!
32:01Merong! Merong!
32:02Merong! Merong! Merong!
32:06Merong! Merong!
32:06May dapat daw may hack to para masosyal.
32:08Merong!
32:10Pag-do-sal, di po po!
32:12Di ganun naman talaga.
32:14Louis Vuitton!
32:15Louis Vuitton!
32:17The bigger the hack!
32:20Givenchy!
32:21Oo!
32:22Ongguho!
32:24Ongguho!
32:28Sa mga tinitinda ng asawa mo, anong pinaka-paborito mo?
32:32Ah, yun po. Light chip lang po.
32:33Ayaw mo ng brownies.
32:35Ayaw. Banana cake.
32:37I love banana cake.
32:39Lalo na kung merong ano.
32:42The bits?
32:43Amo. Almonds.
32:45Masarap ko.
32:46Ang sarap kumain ng amo.
32:49Amo.
32:51Ayaw ko yung amo.
32:53Amo.
32:55Diba? Siya ang nagluluto.
32:56Ama po.
33:00Bakit eh?
33:01Siya ang nagluluto ng pastry.
33:03Tapos si Kuya Makoy siguro yung tagatikim ni ate.
33:06Yes.
33:07Para ka-prove agad.
33:09Yung iba naman po namin tinitinda.
33:11Nire resella lang din po namin.
33:13Like mga yema cakes.
33:15Pero may sarili po siyang bake shop Kuya Makoy.
33:17Ay wala po.
33:18Sa online.
33:19O online lang po.
33:20Yes.
33:20Nagluluto ka din ba?
33:22Hindi po.
33:23Kumakain lang po eh.
33:24Atalaga?
33:25Kung di po sinabi sa amin yan, hindi namin malalaman.
33:28Saing lang po.
33:29Saging.
33:30Saing.
33:31Saing?
33:32Saing.
33:32O buti marunong magsaing.
33:34Yes.
33:34Yung iba hindi marunong magsaing eh.
33:36Di ba ikaw yung taga-saing sa PBB?
33:38Yes.
33:38Saing king.
33:39Saing king.
33:40Saing king ka.
33:42Luto queen naman si Clarice.
33:44Oh.
33:44Tapos sopas king naman si Vince.
33:46Si Vince.
33:47Sopas.
33:48Masarap naman ang luto.
33:49Anong usapang luto.
33:51150,000 pesos.
33:53Napakaraming butahin yan.
33:54Kung ipagluluto lang natin ang ating mga mahal sa buhay.
33:58Naway mapa sa'yo ang ating naibong pot money.
34:01Okay?
34:02Panintigan mo lang ang pagsigaw ng pot.
34:04Tatanungin kita, pag nasagot mo ng tama, sayong 150.
34:08Pero para may choice ka, meron kang pagpipilian, may offer sila para sa'yo.
34:14Kuya Makoy, simulan na natin yan sa 5,000 pesos.
34:185,000 pesos, dadagdagan pa ni Ralph.
34:21May extra pa na 5,000 for 10,000 pesos.
34:2410,000, dadagdagan pa ni Darren.
34:26Dadagdagan kayo na another 5,000 pesos.
34:2915,000 pesos.
34:31Key to civil na yan.
34:31Eto si Ryan.
34:32Dadagdagan niya din.
34:33Dokta kayate ako na do'y 5,000 pesos.
34:3620,000 pesos, Karil.
34:38I-confinze mo na si Makoy na kunin yan.
34:40Makoy, marami ka masya-shopping.
34:42Sa 20,000 pesos.
34:4520,000 pesos, Makoy!
34:47Pot!
34:48Oh, holy pot!
34:52Pot!
34:53Pot po, pot.
35:00Pot Because of the money.
35:02Pot!
35:05Pot!
35:06Pot it!
35:10Pot it!
35:13Pot it!
35:17Pot it!
35:17Oncat avete 100,000.
35:19Oh, no!
35:20I'm going to say that you won't get it.
35:21Sige, let's go to 5,000 kareel.
35:25Mahoy, from the poolside, I'm going to go to you.
35:3025,000 pesos total.
35:3425,000 pesos.
35:37If you say, aside the 25,000 pesos,
35:41we're going to have other problems.
35:43But if you're stuck with a pot,
35:44we'll continue to play.
35:46We'll do it.
35:47Pag tama, mag-uwi ka ng 150,000 pesos.
35:55Pagkano, final offer?
35:5725,000 pesos.
36:00Pakoy, from the poolside,
36:03all the pot.
36:09Ginawa ng 25,000, ayaw mo pa rin.
36:13Sure ka na ba dyan?
36:14I will give you one last chance to decide.
36:18Makoy!
36:19Pa!
36:20O Linglot!
36:32Lipat na po.
36:34Lipat na po, lipat.
36:36Oh!
36:37Lipat na.
36:38Mudlang people, lumipat na siya.
36:42Oh!
36:43Sige, tumawid ka na sa pulang linya
36:45at kunin mo ang 25,000 pesos.
36:53Parang hindi ka masaya.
36:56Nangihinayang ka ba dun sa 100 pesos?
36:57Hindi naman po.
36:58Hindi naman.
37:00Hindi naman po.
37:03Solve ka na dyan.
37:05O po.
37:07Solve ka na dyan.
37:08Solve ka na dyan.
37:15Meron kang 25,000 pesos.
37:18Tingnan nga natin kung magsisisi si Makoy sa kanyang desisyon.
37:22Eto kasi ang katanungang haharapin niya kung sakasakaling nagpot siya.
37:27Okay Makoy, if you get to answer this right,
37:29dadagdagan ko ng 5,000 yan para 30,000 ang panalo ko.
37:32Kung tama ang sagot mo.
37:33Pero kung mali, babawiin ko yung 20,000.
37:37Ay, choklo.
37:37Choklo.
37:38Walang ganon.
37:39Eto ang tanong.
37:40Makoy.
37:41Hanggang ilang araw ang paid parental leave kada taon na maaaring gamitin ng isang qualified solo parent na empleyado.
37:53Hanggang ilang araw ang paid parental leave kada taon na maaaring gamitin ng isang qualified solo parent na empleyado.
38:04Ilang araw.
38:05So banggitin mo lang ang bilang ng araw.
38:08Go.
38:1030 days.
38:1130 days.
38:13Sabi ni Makoy, 30 days daw ang bilang ng araw kada taon na maaaring gamitin ng isang qualified solo parent
38:20na empleyado.
38:20Ang tama yan, additional 5,000.
38:2330 days is...
38:26Wrong.
38:28Ang tamang sagot ay 7 working days.
38:31Parental.
38:32Oo.
38:33Pito lang pala, no.
38:34Pito lang ang paid parental leave ng solo parent na empleyado.
38:38Congratulations, you got 25,000 pesos.
38:41Yehey, palakpakan natin si Makoy.
38:43Salamat din sa mga kasama mong taga-paranggay, bagong bayan tagi.
38:48Congrats Makoy.
38:49At dahil hindi pinili ang pot bukas, mananatili pa rin sa halagang 150,000 pesos ang ating pot money.
38:56Swerte is knocking sa mga madlang deserving dito sa...
38:59Laro!
39:00Laro!
39:01Yay!
39:03Happy Happy Birthday po to Nanay Ambaro Santo.
39:07Happy Birthday po.
39:08Maraming maraming salamat madlang people, TNT subscribers,
39:11mga madlang show na yung liners,
39:12ka-pamilya, K2C, ka-all TV at mga kapuso.
39:14Magkita-kita ay bukas 12 noon.
39:16This is our show.
39:16Our time!
39:18Shoo!
39:38You got called to the
39:39We should not be here.
39:39You're going to be here.
39:39We were gonna come to the car and we're here.

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