00:06This week Jeff's like, hey Michael, you gonna do rage quit? You gonna play this fucking game?
00:10I'm like, Jeff, it's for kids, and he's like, I know this will be a kids episode. So come on
00:14kids, you little fuckers.
00:16Oh shit, look at that. Oh, I got a- okay. How you gonna have Sandy locked?
00:20That's like a main character. Patrick sucks. Oh, I said it. He sucks.
00:24Alright, we'll go Bob. Go SpongeBob. Look at all this customization. Look, we have half the items unlocked, and I
00:30didn't even do shit.
00:31I didn't do anything. Oh, dude. There you go. We'll get more wind resistance like this.
00:36Or do we- wait, do we not want wind resistance? Which is the good one? How the fuck would
00:41we move if the wheels were snails?
00:43Wouldn't they be really slow? This'll be the fucking Pickle Express. We got the pickles, we got the burger.
00:49This doesn't really tie into the food theme at all, but, you know, we gotta start this fucking thing at
00:54some point.
00:54Holy shit. Tearing ass. Why would I fuck around with these three? I'll just go right to here and pull
00:59my fucking hair out, right?
01:00This is a Nickelodeon game. I mean, you may have picked up on that because it's SpongeBob, but it's true.
01:06Aw, fuck. Is this like Happy Wheels? God damn it. Holy shit.
01:11Alright, fuck my ass. What are you doing, man? This is- just fuck.
01:16It's like- it's like Happy Wheels mixed with bad piggies. Two games I'm fucking amazing at, as you can
01:22tell.
01:22Don't do the fucking fuck! I'm gonna have to, uh, pro- I'm gonna- okay.
01:27Maybe if I hold all the fucking- nope. Lean back. Lean back. There we go.
01:31There- oh, fuck! No, we're fine. Fuck. Fuck. Okay, we got the heck- no! No! No!
01:38Flip it over! Fuck! Oh, God. There we go. No. I can't-
01:44I fucking- FUCKING- REALLY?!
01:47SpongeBob, man. Kids love it. Oh, my God. Front flip for style.
01:52Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Go back! Go back! Go back! God damn it.
01:55I, uh, I wouldn't- I wouldn't recommend pickles for fucking wheels in the future.
02:00Or any of this. Just skip everything.
02:03How did I- HOW?! HOW?!
02:05God damn it. I- you know, just let the guy catch some jellyfish.
02:08I mean, really. Why are you doing this?
02:10He never even got his boating license!
02:13He may have gotten it. I haven't watched a show in, like, eight years.
02:16You fucking motherfucker- holy shit!
02:19God damn it!
02:21Get over the rock, dude. Get over the fucking rock!
02:24Get over it! It's the first fucking rock!
02:27Let's go! Come on!
02:29What are you doing now? What is this?
02:31You trying to fucking drill through the center of the earth?
02:33Are you coming out the other side?
02:35Just go to the right, man! What are you doing?!
02:38Nice and slow.
02:40And...
02:41And...
02:42Oh! Oh! Oh! I'm fucked.
02:44Oh, fuck! Here we go!
02:45God! I just want to get over that rock, right?
02:48Like, I've- I've beaten this game.
02:49If I can get over the rock and get the fourth fucking wrench,
02:52I've beaten the goddamn game.
02:54Cause this is fucking horse shit!
02:56Get over it!
02:57Holy fucking shit!
02:59Okay, okay, okay.
03:01No, no, no!
03:02FUCK MY ASS!
03:04Fuck it to pieces!
03:05Where's the goddamn lifeguard, right?
03:07Where's Larry the lifeguard doing all this bullshit?
03:10He's nowhere to be found!
03:11He's off banging Sandy!
03:13Ain't nothing to fucking see on the beach!
03:15Except my dead fucking body!
03:17Covered in burgers and pickles!
03:18Get the fucking wrench!
03:19Get the fucking wrench!
03:21Damn it!
03:22Ugh, fucking crap!
03:24This is- I fucking hate this!
03:26I hate this!
03:27I'm like a fucking rat, right?
03:29I just keep going for the cheese,
03:30I keep getting electrocuted,
03:32but it ain't stopping me,
03:33cause I want that fucking cheese!
03:36Give me the fucking cheese!
03:37someック price in dear
03:38the cheese!
03:38Total
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