00:00What ho, Jeeves.
00:02Sir.
00:03Lovely day.
00:05Well, I'm certainly in the soup this time, Jeeves.
00:08May I inquire as to the nature of your predicament, sir?
00:11It's Great Aunt Agatha's blasted poodle, Jeeves.
00:15She asked me to look after the little blighter for the weekend,
00:17and I've just barely well reversed over it with the Aston Martin.
00:22He's coming to collect it in 15 minutes.
00:24What in blue blazes am I to do?
00:27Allow me to allay your fears, sir.
00:29This morning I paid a visit to Smedgwick's Pet Emporium
00:32where I managed to procure a poodle identical to that of your great aunt.
00:37When she calls to collect it, sir, she will never know the difference.
00:41By Jeeves, you've saved my bacon again.
00:45However, I do have another poser I don't think you're going to be able to help me with.
00:51Last night I got a bit squiffy
00:53and ended up giving a policeman a damn good thrashing.
00:57I might end up getting a stretch in jail for it.
01:00Don't you know what?
01:02On the contrary, sir.
01:03This afternoon I paid a visit to the police officer in hospital
01:06and found him to be most eminently corruptible, sir.
01:09After promising to press his uniform
01:11and a bag of guineas had changed hands,
01:14P.C. Twixton was quite willing to turn a blind eye, sir.
01:18Oh, you seem to have done it again, Jeeves.
01:21Hmm.
01:22All right.
01:23Let's see if you can get me out of this one.
01:25I just put Bunty Bablethwaite up the duff.
01:28Ha!
01:29I'll dreck not, sir,
01:31for there are many backstreet practitioners
01:33more than willing to do any kind of operation if the price is right.
01:36I took the liberty of making the arrangements, sir.
01:40Of course you did.
01:41All right, clever draws.
01:43Last weekend, Twinkie Biggleton took a photograph of me.
01:46Yes, sir.
01:47Yes, I was caught in the act
01:49of molesting one of Lord Throppington's racehorses, yes.
01:52Within days, my reputation will be in tatters.
01:55So what are you going to do about that one, Jeeves?
01:57Well, if you'll indulge me, sir,
01:59I took it upon myself to remove the film from the camera
02:02before the photograph was taken, sir.
02:04Oh, you think you're so bloody clever, don't you, Jeeves?
02:07I try my best, sir.
02:08Yes, but in fact, you're nothing but a st...
02:09A st...
02:11A sharp, supercilious, smug-assed git, sir.
02:13Yes, precisely, precisely, Jeeves.
02:15So let's see who gets me out of this one.
02:17Your murder.
02:18Ha-ha!
02:24What's this, Jeeves?
02:26A suicide note, sir.
02:30Fuck!
02:34Fuck!
