00:01.
00:02Slice Club.
00:03Well, he should be there by now.
00:05Seven minutes until destination.
00:07I know the ten minutes or less are its free rule.
00:10You have five minutes.
00:11Turn right.
00:12There is no right.
00:18Arrived at your destination.
00:31No welcome to the Slice Club.
00:33Oh, um...
00:35I started the Slice Club almost 17 years ago.
00:39Today, every single one of my locations is turning a profit.
00:42Except for this one.
00:46I'm here to ascertain whether or not we should keep this place open
00:49or sell it off to a condo developer.
00:51Give us a second chance to turn this around.
00:53I cannot wear this and deliver pizza.
00:57Who are you?
00:58I'm the pizza.
01:00Who the hell are you?
01:02A good leader does not shift blame, Ryan.
01:05But I...
01:06I'm not my shadow!
01:08Nobody panic.
01:09We just have to show them that we're capable employees.
01:11Your delicious hot pizza...
01:17This is a place to eat.
01:19A place to work.
01:23I'm getting a New Year's kiss.
01:24Usually I spend New Year's with my mom,
01:26but this year I really want my first kiss.
01:29Not with my mom.
01:30We already kiss all the time.
01:32The Slice Club has become the local fight spot.
01:35Yeah!
01:38Whoa!
01:39It's like Smash!
01:41How long?
01:42Aiden read an article that if you can spend ten minutes in the freezer...
01:45Time!
01:46...your penis will grow two inches.
01:48Hyde wrote that article.
01:50I'm the bad guy, so I've been getting into character.
01:53Man!
01:54The freezer first!
01:55Banshee!
01:56Care for some frozen pizza?
01:57More bang for your buck?
01:58Here's some bang for ya!
02:00Bang!
02:00Bang!
02:01Bang!
02:04We should do a valet service.
02:05Hulk, we gotta get this guy's keys!
02:07We have to go to the hot food off!
02:10Why did you go to the car in the middle?
02:12I picked one up!
02:13This is the car unlocked!
02:15I need this job.
02:17I actually have to pay rent for my place.
02:19That's why everyone needs jobs.
