00:00Did you know public urination is a federal crime in almost every country?
00:03Wow!
00:04It may be natural, but nature's call can cost you fines, your freedom, and in this city, it's punishable by
00:11death.
00:12Many citizens feel forced into the only autonomy they have left, peeing their pants.
00:17An underground rebellion calling themselves the Pissers have rallied pedestrians to take back their city,
00:23whip it out, and pave the streets with liquid gold.
00:26But local authorities are cracking down on these citizen streamers.
00:30Stop pissing on my city! Officers, ball cops, pie hunters, get out there and take no pressure.
00:35You vandals think you can blend in and hide and plant safe? Wrong!
00:39We see you standing there.
00:41I should be. At least I think that's you. You'll cut that, right?
00:46Thanks, officer! Pissers vs. Police. A real PvP, huh?
00:52This has been Pissy Galore, investigative reporter. And now, a word from our sponsors.
00:57F**k the police. This message paid for breakfasters in America.
