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00:00:00Previously, 21 celebrities arrived to play the ultimate murder mystery.
00:00:06There's no sympathy. Got to kill them.
00:00:08All in the hope of winning up to £100,000 for their chosen charity.
00:00:14As the traitors killed their second faithful...
00:00:17By order of the traitors, you have been murdered.
00:00:20...the players faced a terrifying mission.
00:00:26And a tense round table...
00:00:28Hannah, I'm surprised you're still here.
00:00:30...put two players in the firing line.
00:00:32You were leading a charge against Mahala.
00:00:35But it was traitor Hannah who survived.
00:00:38Julie. Julie. Julie.
00:00:39As the faithful voted out one of their most trustworthy players.
00:00:43I am a faithful.
00:00:46I'm so sorry, and that's my fault.
00:00:47We need to be very, very careful of a certain person in this castle.
00:00:51James Bunt is standing in the hot mass away.
00:00:53The night had one more twist in store.
00:00:56I thought we'd play a little game of hide-and-seek.
00:00:59Uh-oh.
00:01:01Four faithful were forced to play for their lives.
00:01:04What is going on?
00:01:06With one player handed a lifeline.
00:01:08This key ensures safety for one of you.
00:01:11I think Leanne would probably do it.
00:01:12I think Leanne should get the key.
00:01:13I think so. That's the chivalrous thing to do.
00:01:15There's just one last thing.
00:01:17Run!
00:01:19So who will be murdered face to face?
00:01:23This is the Celebrity Traitors.
00:01:45So we've got Ramesh, Rob, Leanne and Ross.
00:01:50We don't know who's got the key out of those four.
00:01:53Who do we kill, then?
00:01:54All right, let's start with action man, Ross.
00:01:55Ross, highly suspicious.
00:01:57Mm-hmm.
00:01:58So I think it's good that people might think he's a traitor after this.
00:02:04Then we've got Ramesh.
00:02:06A very good faithful.
00:02:08Leading him at the round table.
00:02:09He's calm.
00:02:10It's impressive.
00:02:11People follow him.
00:02:15Rob is like the random choice.
00:02:17Yeah.
00:02:17If it's Rob, it's like, why was it Rob?
00:02:24Leanne, I think they're all gentlemen, and I think they will give her the key.
00:02:29I think so, too.
00:02:29Mad if they don't.
00:02:35All right.
00:02:36Okay.
00:02:36I think we've made our decision, haven't we?
00:02:38Yeah.
00:02:43This is going to mess with everybody's heads.
00:02:45Let's do this.
00:03:04This is the darkest desire.
00:03:10Oh.
00:03:13Oh.
00:03:36Leanne, congratulations.
00:03:39You were already safe, but the traitors did not try and murder you tonight.
00:03:45No.
00:03:46You okay?
00:03:48Just happy to be saved, but got it for the boys.
00:03:56Congratulations.
00:03:57You are safe from murder.
00:03:59Oh, my God.
00:04:04I am so relieved.
00:04:05That was horrible.
00:04:31Last night, the traitors murdered either Rob or Ross face-to-face.
00:04:35But who survived the night, and who disappeared into darkness?
00:04:44Oh.
00:04:44Oh, we're first.
00:04:45We are first.
00:04:46Ah.
00:04:46Did not expect that.
00:04:47You've got to do a twine in the outfit anyway.
00:04:48I know.
00:04:51Glad to be walking into breakfast first.
00:04:53I'm not going to lie, I have got a heavy heart.
00:04:55I have no idea how the faithful are going to react, and they see who's been murdered.
00:05:01We live another day.
00:05:02Did you think you were going?
00:05:03Yeah, I mean, I suppose at this stage, there's reason for all of us to think we're going home other
00:05:07than you.
00:05:08I know.
00:05:09They'd be mad to remove you at this stage.
00:05:12Whether you are a traitor or whether you're a faithful, I don't know.
00:05:14Either way, I think you've been unfortunate.
00:05:15Yeah, I think I've been really unfortunate.
00:05:18It was a short straw.
00:05:19Yeah.
00:05:19I'm clinging on with the edges of my fingernails.
00:05:24I know that there is a lot of people who are very suspicious of me, and I think really my
00:05:29main plan is to just try and seed a little bit of doubt.
00:05:33That, I think, is the only real weapons I have at my disposal.
00:05:40Come in.
00:05:43That really hurt my hands.
00:05:45What a lot.
00:05:46Oh!
00:05:49Welcome.
00:05:50Good morning, good morning, good morning.
00:05:52Congratulations, guys.
00:05:53Oh, the eggs.
00:05:54I knew the eggs.
00:05:55I love an egg.
00:05:56Fantastic.
00:05:56I'm still alive, I'm still a faithful, but we are bad at finding traitors, really.
00:06:02So we've got to find the traitor, and then that gives me a beautiful opportunity to be recruited.
00:06:07It's my life's dream.
00:06:10Ooh, come in.
00:06:13That was a suspicious knock.
00:06:16Yay!
00:06:21Lovely start.
00:06:23Last night, we murdered face to face.
00:06:26It's still hard work being a traitor, but I wish they were all face to face, purely because I feel
00:06:32like I don't wrestle with my conscience as much while I'm picking them off.
00:06:36So we're waiting on Rom, Rob, Ross, Leanne.
00:06:43Oh, my boys.
00:06:44Oh, my God.
00:06:45Why would you murder any of them?
00:06:50Hello.
00:06:51Hello.
00:06:53Yay!
00:06:54Yay!
00:06:57How is everybody?
00:06:59How are you doing?
00:07:01How are you?
00:07:01Yeah.
00:07:01How are you?
00:07:02I'm all right.
00:07:04Last night, it was horrible.
00:07:07That is the word.
00:07:09Horrible.
00:07:10Had an evening from hell.
00:07:11What happened?
00:07:12Thought my evening was done.
00:07:13Did a U-turn.
00:07:14Went back towards the castle.
00:07:16Claudia's there.
00:07:17What?
00:07:18The traitors chose four of us.
00:07:20Rob, Ramesh, Ross.
00:07:22It was face to face killing.
00:07:24What?
00:07:25Different crypts.
00:07:26We then had to decide between us who was going to get a key.
00:07:29So then we could lock our door and then the traitors would be blocked from killing us.
00:07:33The boys decided that I should get it.
00:07:36We were praying that the traitors would then come to my door.
00:07:39Because then you'd be protected.
00:07:40Exactly.
00:07:41Does that guarantee that you're all faithfuls?
00:07:44One of us could have been a traitor.
00:07:48I felt super anxious telling everybody what had happened last night.
00:07:52And I have a feeling people are going to bring my name up tonight.
00:07:55Because I think people suspect that there was at least one traitor amongst the four of us.
00:08:01But it ain't me.
00:08:04Hello.
00:08:06Come in.
00:08:10Ramesh!
00:08:12Ramesh!
00:08:13Oh, my God, who have they gone for?
00:08:17I'm so happy to see you.
00:08:18So good to see you.
00:08:19I'm happy that I've survived, but I'm worried Rob might be murdered.
00:08:25What's your account of last night?
00:08:27I would describe last night as it was a bad night.
00:08:30Leanne had the key, so she was safe.
00:08:32But then also, you're sort of thinking about the traitors aren't going to want to waste their murder attempt.
00:08:38So then you're thinking you've got to try and second guess who they think that we might protect.
00:08:43Yes, that was the hard part.
00:08:44Exactly.
00:08:45So we're looking at Rob and Ross.
00:08:53But why would they murder Ross or Rob?
00:08:56I cannot for the life of me think why Rob would be murdered at this point.
00:09:00Oh, it could be Ross.
00:09:04Or Ross is a traitor, and he put himself in.
00:09:07Well, one of them probably is.
00:09:13Woo-hoo!
00:09:14Woo-hoo!
00:09:16Woo-hoo!
00:09:16Woo-hoo!
00:09:23Woo-hoo!
00:09:24I'll make it hurt.
00:09:34Congratulations.
00:09:35You are safe from murder.
00:09:37Oh, I thought it was going to happen.
00:09:43I do think it was going to happen.
00:09:48I will make it hurt.
00:10:02Bob Beckett, you have been murdered.
00:10:05Thank you very much, James Acaster.
00:10:07Bold of the traitors.
00:10:09You have been murdered.
00:10:11Signed, the traitors.
00:10:13Wallop.
00:10:16Liberty, isn't it?
00:10:18It's over.
00:10:19I'm a dead man.
00:10:22And in a way, this is good news for the faithfuls, because I was nowhere near getting Maya Jammer
00:10:26and James Acaster.
00:10:28No chance.
00:10:29It's been amazing.
00:10:30I will cherish my memories.
00:10:32However, if I know one thing, my boy Romesh Ranganathan will avenge my death, and he will
00:10:38get them.
00:10:42There we go!
00:10:44Yeah!
00:10:46Yeah!
00:10:46Yeah!
00:10:49I love her.
00:10:50Rob, man.
00:10:51Oh, does that mean Rob's gone?
00:10:53Rob is dead, then.
00:10:54Rob's gone.
00:10:54Rob's gone.
00:11:00Welcome back, Ross.
00:11:02I think he's a champ.
00:11:03You can't rule that out.
00:11:05It does look suspicious.
00:11:08the moment i walked through that door i felt a lot of eyes on me i'm obviously relieved
00:11:15i was spared but i think it makes me look incredibly guilty why do you think rob is the
00:11:22one who's been murdered rob is the one out of the four of us where you i think you definitely
00:11:27know
00:11:27that you're going to get a murder he's vulnerable yeah and also if we double thought it we'd have
00:11:32said they'd have thought we'd given the key to leanne and therefore it's sad but you've got to
00:11:38look at the positives these things and you know rob's not here i made a joke but actually the truth
00:11:46is i feel like i let rob beckett down because rob is so unthreatening that he's never going to get
00:11:50banished so he's the guy that we should have given the key to and he also happens to be one
00:11:56of my best
00:11:57friends i'm sad it's not going to be the same without him i mean ross being given the um the
00:12:04advantage of the grave ross yeah exactly if he was a traitor you can imagine him making the argument
00:12:09there's a lot of heat on me you need to put me into you know i mean like that would
00:12:13be bold i think we
00:12:15made the right call you know with that murder it hasn't pointed to any of us i think really actually
00:12:22has put suspicion on ross and redirects the heat away from me which is kind of what we wanted
00:12:37oh gloria morning everyone morning as you may have discovered last night the traitors played a
00:12:46little game now what's that phrase it's all fun and games until somebody loses their life rob
00:12:56is dead oh would somebody help me get him down
00:13:05well done mate thank you there you go claudia i'm sorry
00:13:11you could say beckett has kicked the bucket very good really great thank you took me 45 minutes
00:13:22look at this face one last time and let me tell you the last faces rob saw were the faces
00:13:30of the
00:13:30traitors as they murdered him so mourn him but do it fast because coming up soon you'll all be in
00:13:42the
00:13:42line of fire i'll see you at the mission i'm a fire starter twisted fire that was good that was
00:13:50good
00:13:50you should do the whole song thanks
00:13:56i kind of just want to sit down jerry that is a great outfit thank you this is my miss
00:14:02marple
00:14:03i deduce i'm still alive what about our pal eh i know about our pal rob beckett i will miss
00:14:12my boy
00:14:13i do feel sad i mean he wasn't really a threat i don't know why they murdered him
00:14:17were we ever going to banish rob no no so you got to murder him but james okay but who
00:14:22out of that
00:14:23four do you think we would banish i think ross has got heat on him i think leanne's just in
00:14:29there
00:14:29for you to give her the key and i think you fell for it this is a classic chaos murder
00:14:35this is a bunch
00:14:36of faithfuls who read into everything they go why did this happen and with this murder there's no answer
00:14:44and they won't suspect it's us
00:14:49i think the traitors might have used someone in there as a scapegoat and i'm going to be intrigued
00:14:53to see who heavily pushes ross tonight at the round table it's a distraction as well it's sent
00:14:58everybody in completely different directions i'm still set on who i voted for yesterday hannah and
00:15:02i'll bring up my reasons at the table my biggest evidence i think is that she remains un murdered
00:15:06yeah are you leaning any way at all obviously i made a mistake yesterday i voted for julie yeah
00:15:12she wasn't verbally defending herself very well she was really devastated after getting mahala wrong
00:15:16yeah but mahala had stopped wearing makeup that was suspicious remember jerry she was a faithful
00:15:26remember we've established i know not only are we not coming up with new theories we're going back to
00:15:32some of the old ones when we already know the results
00:15:37i've suffered at the hand of the traders and now they've put heat on me so i'm quite angry about
00:15:42that and anyone suspecting that i would put myself through that if i didn't have to as a
00:15:46traitor i would never put myself through that yeah i know how you feel last night the round table
00:15:51it was so hard to sit there and like have all these people write down my name especially when i
00:15:57haven't
00:15:57done anything like it's just it's about who i am not what i've done you know what i mean if
00:16:02i could
00:16:02recruit anyone yeah as a traitor yeah it would be you isn't that also just the obvious thing to do
00:16:08probably it's like you know about confirmation bias right they're like once someone's made up their
00:16:12mind about something every new piece of evidence they use it to just confirm right yeah they already
00:16:17think yeah it literally doesn't matter what you do they're gonna see it as suspicious hundred percent
00:16:24you know um after the banishment you're saying somebody's stirring the pot who did you mean one
00:16:30right that's what i thought you meant strong and wrong every two minutes i think it's so
00:16:35fearless to be so strong i find it so sus yeah i'm thinking about how i feel in the castle
00:16:43and what i
00:16:44don't feel is to be confidently throwing names about and saying i think that it's this person and it's
00:16:51that person the fact that james b is doing it makes me incredibly suspicious
00:16:57the round table you were arguing for julie and i was wrong because she was a faithful a few of
00:17:02us
00:17:02thought that it was going to be probably hannah but we weren't sure if there would be enough votes for
00:17:07hannah even though i ended up voting for julie hannah knows that we're after her i felt like i was
00:17:15a bit
00:17:16more head above the parapet of the round table than i usually like to be i can be quite impassioned
00:17:22and
00:17:22loud but as important as it is to find traitors it's about surviving unless something else comes
00:17:28up tonight are you still going to go on the hannah train this is the thing about the round table
00:17:33knowing that she possibly was going to go she went for jerry why would she not vote for julie by
00:17:38being in
00:17:39the same grave as um jerry yes why is hannah still around why stuff where they had the opportunity of
00:17:45killing her we sort of left with a massive question mark at this stage in the game i don't know
00:17:51who to
00:17:51suspect i'm not sure who to trust either i have said too much and i was the one who put
00:17:58julie's name
00:17:59on the table but i was wrong i have been a little foolish and i think those things will probably
00:18:04come
00:18:04back to want me in the future here's the thing after that last round table i was so sure on
00:18:12hannah
00:18:13yeah but now i almost want to reset on it because i will be so mortified if i'm in any
00:18:21way responsible
00:18:22for her going and then she's a favor obviously it's ross he just keeps turning up when leanne came in
00:18:32to tell us that story i knew ross i just knew ross wouldn't be dead yeah do you know what
00:18:36as well
00:18:36i think i think there's an over performance of not buying what you're selling i'm i'm going ross
00:18:45the vibe with ross is off his eyes do not close it's always like watching he has not blinked since
00:18:55we've been here he is giving cyborg with the prize fund currently standing at thirty thousand five
00:19:09hundred pounds today's mission is a chance for the players to work together to add to the pot oh my
00:19:16goodness more running thank god we're not with all those horrible other celebs who are real balls
00:19:30what does claudia say lane of fire what do you guys think it's going to be shooting us out of
00:19:34a
00:19:34cannon oh gosh what's your kind of takeaway from last night i'm trying to figure out why it's those
00:19:42four and also i can't get away from the fact that one of those people would be a traitor yeah
00:19:47it feels
00:19:48like it then it would be sort of madness to put a ross in there who has got heat unless
00:19:52it's a really
00:19:53ballsy like oh well this proves that i'm innocent i've been picked twice now once through the graves by
00:20:00the traitors and once to sit in a tomb it means that they're using me like a donkey yeah
00:20:10oh look it looks like we're in siberia now who's this oh hello hello players gather round welcome
00:20:17to the mission and you are going to love it behind me are two carts rammed with gold
00:20:28eight thousand pounds worth oh isn't that lovely yeah really lovely yeah in this mission you are going
00:20:37to get to a series of gates you have to work out how to open these gates and get to
00:20:47the end and reach
00:20:49me there is though a slight issue here we go oh god here we go
00:21:12oh my god
00:21:13a wall of these black hooded figures just slowly marching towards you
00:21:26i've not been that unsettled since i saw jedward in concert no thank you hot on your heels will be
00:21:34the death parade
00:21:37if they catch any of you you will be seized by its guards and locked up until tonight's round table
00:21:47oh my god the only way to get rid of the death parade once and for all is to get
00:21:56to the end of the
00:21:57path and ignite a line of fire that will stop them dead in their tracks right only the money that
00:22:06crosses the
00:22:07line can be added to the prize fund you will only start when you hear my horn i'm going to
00:22:15the other
00:22:16end good luck thank you this feels like quite an important day for me to be in the castle persuading
00:22:25people to save me i'm determined to not be caught by that parade
00:22:34are we ready come on guys
00:22:40let's go let's go let's go let's go let's go let's go let's go nice and steady guys nice and
00:22:43steady
00:22:44come on guys
00:22:51that is genuinely terrifying
00:22:58that death parade oh what is going on this is not real life we were literally in a horror film
00:23:06awful
00:23:08First gate. Invasion.
00:23:15OK. Untangle the chains.
00:23:17Two players must pull the chains back to the marker to open the gate.
00:23:21So there's a chain on the left.
00:23:22It will close if either player lets go.
00:23:25Those two players will be left behind and cannot pass through the gates.
00:23:30I will do whatever it takes for the good of the team.
00:23:34But this is where I drew the line.
00:23:36I'm sorry, Glasgow, if I have shamed you in any way by being a big scaredy-cat.
00:23:41Untangle the chains.
00:23:43So two people have to pull.
00:23:43All the chains back to the marker.
00:23:46Who's OK to be sacrificed?
00:23:47I can do that. I'll do that.
00:23:49Roboosh says he'll do it.
00:23:50Two people have to stay on.
00:23:52So gate one might seem too easy,
00:23:55but it does involve two players making a grave sacrifice.
00:24:02Let's go.
00:24:03I don't think it's a good idea for us girls.
00:24:05We need you to push it.
00:24:06Ross, we need you to push.
00:24:08Ross!
00:24:08OK, OK.
00:24:09Ross, hold on.
00:24:11OK, don't let go.
00:24:12Don't let go.
00:24:13No, Ross.
00:24:14We need you to push the cart.
00:24:16When I grabbed the chain, nobody said,
00:24:19no, we need James A and Romesh for the rest of the mission.
00:24:21Nobody said that.
00:24:22Obviously, I'm not going to say anything to their faces
00:24:23because I don't have the spine required for that,
00:24:25but I'm annoyed.
00:24:28Go, go, go.
00:24:29Push down as you push.
00:24:30Thanks, guys.
00:24:30Push down, push down.
00:24:31It's easier.
00:24:32Keep holding, guys.
00:24:33Good luck with the Death Eater, people.
00:24:35Love you.
00:24:36Love you.
00:24:37Love you, too.
00:24:38They didn't care, did they, at all?
00:24:40Yeah, they decided that was fine pretty quick.
00:24:43There are honestly parts of this game where I forget I'm a traitor.
00:24:45It was just nice to do a solid for the faithfuls.
00:24:48After last night's shenanigans and putting four of them in crypts
00:24:51and killing one of them to their face.
00:24:56Oh, God, it's around.
00:24:57Okay, okay, we get it.
00:25:00Yeah, we get it.
00:25:01It's great symbolism, guys.
00:25:03Oi, oi, oi, oi.
00:25:03Come on, come on.
00:25:05Relax.
00:25:09So, Romesh and James Acaster have just been caught.
00:25:12That means they're going to be locked away until the round table.
00:25:21Ready?
00:25:22All right.
00:25:23Stop, down, it's down.
00:25:24Let's go.
00:25:24What are you saying?
00:25:25Time is of the essence.
00:25:27We now know that these ghastly things are after us
00:25:30and we know they're going to be taking people.
00:25:32Place the cogs in the correct order.
00:25:35Cogs, where are the cogs?
00:25:36Where are the cogs?
00:25:36One player must spin the handle to open the gate.
00:25:39We've got cogs here, guys.
00:25:41The gate will close if they let go of the handle.
00:25:44This player will be left behind and cannot pass through the gate.
00:25:50Look for cogs, guys.
00:25:52Look for cogs.
00:25:54Cogs.
00:25:54I'm going to put cogs with you.
00:25:56Okay.
00:25:57In the correct order, what is it?
00:25:58Size, size, size, size.
00:26:00Size.
00:26:01That will work.
00:26:01Big one, I need a big one there.
00:26:02This is a big one.
00:26:03Big, big, big.
00:26:03But then that gets in the way of that one.
00:26:05How many cogs do you need?
00:26:06This one.
00:26:06We don't know.
00:26:06We don't know.
00:26:07We don't know.
00:26:07Too big.
00:26:08There's six cogs in total and they need to be placed in the correct order.
00:26:12And that was actually pretty tricky because there were multiple paths that these cogs could
00:26:18follow.
00:26:19Guys are coming.
00:26:22They're on their way.
00:26:23Oh, they're getting closer.
00:26:25Guys are really, really close.
00:26:27They're getting closer.
00:26:28Hurry up.
00:26:29The small one doesn't fit.
00:26:31Maybe you do what you do for a bear.
00:26:34Ah!
00:26:36Ah!
00:26:39I am utterly convinced that they're going to turn back.
00:26:42They've never seen such a horrifying sight in their life, I feel.
00:26:45Is it working?
00:26:46It's not working.
00:26:47No, they continued approaching.
00:26:49Ah!
00:26:54They're coming.
00:26:55Oh, my God.
00:26:56We're going to get eaten.
00:26:57The death parade were almost upon us.
00:27:00The guys trying to place the cogs were coming up against a brick wall.
00:27:04At that moment, I thought, you know what?
00:27:06Maybe a fresh pair of eyes.
00:27:08Here.
00:27:08Yes.
00:27:09That feels good.
00:27:09So that's working.
00:27:10This one, this one, this one.
00:27:11Go on, Joanne.
00:27:12Is that fit?
00:27:13Yes.
00:27:13Yes, it can.
00:27:14Yes, it does.
00:27:14Yes, it does.
00:27:15Go, go, go, go.
00:27:16Little one first.
00:27:17Little one first.
00:27:17All of us.
00:27:18All of us.
00:27:19Yes, yes.
00:27:19And the little one.
00:27:20Yes, yes, yes.
00:27:20OK.
00:27:21I'll do it, James.
00:27:22I'll do it.
00:27:22I'll do it.
00:27:23I'll do it.
00:27:23Go, go, go, go, go.
00:27:25As I already had my hand on the handle, it just made sense for me to stay there and sacrifice,
00:27:31especially when I'm killing everyone.
00:27:32It's the least I can do.
00:27:33Love you, Maya.
00:27:34Love you, Maya.
00:27:35Go and win.
00:27:36Go and win.
00:27:39All right.
00:27:40Be gentle.
00:27:42OK.
00:27:43We've got company, and it's Maya Janna.
00:27:45Oh, my gosh.
00:27:47Where are you taking me?
00:27:49Ah!
00:27:56Poor Maya, man.
00:27:58Rest in peace.
00:27:59Can I just remember?
00:27:59Eight grand.
00:28:01Eight grand, baby.
00:28:02Here we go, team.
00:28:08Three players must stand on one stone each to complete the sum.
00:28:13Once correct, the gate will open.
00:28:15If any player steps off a stone, the gate will close.
00:28:18OK, math.
00:28:18Which is something plus something plus something equals 710.
00:28:26They're at the third and final gate, and it's a numbers problem, which is very easy,
00:28:32if you know your Roman numerals.
00:28:34If only they had a professor of mathematics here.
00:28:3919.
00:28:40Listen, so this is a 53.
00:28:42Is that correct, Hannah?
00:28:43Yes, 53.
00:28:4453.
00:28:45This is a 38.
00:28:48That's 122.
00:28:50Hannah's in the zone.
00:28:51Hannah's in the zone.
00:28:52So 535.
00:28:55Right, 535.
00:28:56I could see that Hannah had a lot of pressure on her, and everyone was looking to her, which
00:29:02was understandable, but it was really tough.
00:29:06265, 275 we need.
00:29:08So 275.
00:29:09This one is 122.
00:29:12Someone go on there, 122.
00:29:14She just pointed to something that made sense, and I stood in it, and then of course realized,
00:29:19oh, I'm locked in.
00:29:22I'm accidentally noble.
00:29:24Let's do 535.
00:29:25What's this one?
00:29:26That's the 400.
00:29:26What's this one?
00:29:27That's 19.
00:29:29So we need 43.
00:29:30We need 53.
00:29:31Is there a 53?
00:29:3253?
00:29:33Damn it!
00:29:33Go!
00:29:34Go!
00:29:34If I ran over, stood on the stone, and then realized what I'd done, that I had essentially
00:29:41sacrificed myself, and in doing so, well then, be put into a cage and won't be released
00:29:48until the round table.
00:29:50Oh, it's not looking good, is it?
00:29:53Let's go!
00:29:55Gloria, we're coming!
00:29:57Let's go!
00:29:59Oh, Lord!
00:30:02Sherry, you're scaring me!
00:30:03Yeah!
00:30:06Horrifying!
00:30:11I did not like being locked up in that cage.
00:30:15It's horrible.
00:30:16What we have to do for our team members, right?
00:30:22They've just got to get to me and light this line of fire to stop the death parade.
00:30:31I'm all right!
00:30:33I'm all right!
00:30:33I'm all right!
00:30:35Oh, you've got to tear me!
00:30:37Come on.
00:30:39My head thinks I'm still a 20-year-old fit young man.
00:30:45My body is shouting at me, no, you're not!
00:30:50To keep up the physical exercise has been quite difficult.
00:30:53I have two young children.
00:30:54You know, I'm a busy man.
00:30:56How are we doing?
00:30:58Go on.
00:31:00You go, you go.
00:31:05Joe, light it!
00:31:07Bring the money to me!
00:31:09Come on.
00:31:10Come this side.
00:31:10Well done.
00:31:12Come on, Sebastian.
00:31:13I don't think I'm going to go back.
00:31:15You all right?
00:31:15I dropped one.
00:31:16Well done!
00:31:18Come on, Ross.
00:31:19Well done.
00:31:20All right, let's start figuring out the fire.
00:31:22Sharon, you absolute hero.
00:31:25Woo-hoo!
00:31:27I don't do jogging!
00:31:28My poor body.
00:31:29I think the last time I jogged was because I saw an ice cream van 18 years ago.
00:31:33But, you know, when you've got bags of gold, you've got to stack towards the pie spot.
00:31:37What choice do you have?
00:31:38None.
00:31:39She shall run.
00:31:40Lighting a line of fire will stop the death parade in their tracks.
00:31:45Use the flint.
00:31:47Yes.
00:31:49Hey, I've got the gloves on.
00:31:51Well done.
00:31:52It's our story, mate.
00:31:52I've done it.
00:31:53Oh, great, great, great.
00:31:54Ross and I lit the torch, took it over the gunpowder and I lit it.
00:31:59You've done it.
00:32:00Step back!
00:32:02The wall of flame went up and we were saved.
00:32:06You've lit it!
00:32:07Well done!
00:32:09Let's go!
00:32:11You did it!
00:32:12Well done, guys.
00:32:14We're proud of you.
00:32:15Players, congratulations.
00:32:18You have defeated the death parade.
00:32:22Woo-hoo!
00:32:24Let's go.
00:32:25Well, I should say, not all of you.
00:32:28Oh, no.
00:32:29James Acaster,
00:32:32Romesh,
00:32:33Joanne,
00:32:35Jerry,
00:32:36Maya
00:32:36and Hannah
00:32:38all sacrificed themselves.
00:32:41They will be locked up
00:32:42until the round table.
00:32:44However,
00:32:45their heroic actions were not in vain.
00:32:49£8,000 for the prize fund!
00:32:51So good.
00:32:53So good.
00:32:55So, players,
00:32:56go back to the castle.
00:32:58The game marches on
00:33:00and you have a banishment to prepare for.
00:33:02Off you go, guys.
00:33:04See you later.
00:33:05Enjoy dinner in the warmth!
00:33:07Have fun, guys,
00:33:08you horrible, selfish, celebrity scum.
00:33:11Really good!
00:33:13Well, it's not great
00:33:14that all three traitors were in that cage
00:33:16because no one can defend us,
00:33:18no one can put little seeds out there.
00:33:20I have no idea
00:33:22what the faithful are thinking right now.
00:33:28Hannah played a blind-up.
00:33:30Would we have possibly got through without her?
00:33:32I don't know.
00:33:32I'm not sure we would have got that.
00:33:37I was not about to step in the cage.
00:33:39I'm not after my night last night.
00:33:41You had done enough.
00:33:42I just needed a break.
00:33:43Do you know what I mean?
00:33:46I reckon we have to start looking at quiet people.
00:33:48Yeah.
00:33:48I'll be honest.
00:33:49I mean, like,
00:33:50James is someone,
00:33:51Acaster is someone who I think
00:33:52would make a really good traitor.
00:33:53I could see a world where I vote for him.
00:33:55Yeah.
00:33:56Yeah.
00:34:00Oh, thank you, sir.
00:34:02Hey, lady.
00:34:03How's the view to?
00:34:04It's hardly any of us.
00:34:06It's really weird, isn't it?
00:34:18This is basically the worst possible outcome
00:34:20because every single person who voted for me
00:34:22is over there apart from you, Romesh.
00:34:24Yeah, so convince me.
00:34:25OK, what do you want to know?
00:34:27Who is a better contender than you
00:34:28for a vote tonight, then?
00:34:30OK, so one thing that traitors have done
00:34:32in previous series is that they vote
00:34:34for a person who doesn't get voted for.
00:34:36James Blunt did it on the first round table.
00:34:38Who did James vote for?
00:34:40James voted for me on the first round table.
00:34:42James put forward quite forcefully Julie.
00:34:46I think that is suspicious what James B did.
00:34:50I still think that what we're doing wrong
00:34:52is honing in on one person and going,
00:34:54bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, push them.
00:34:55Agreed.
00:34:56And I think that what we're doing
00:34:57by turning our attention on people
00:34:59who are speaking out or make themselves visible
00:35:02in any way is like,
00:35:03you're just going to end up with the weakest faithfuls
00:35:05at the final and then the traitors are going to win.
00:35:07And that happens, you know, obviously.
00:35:08I'm going to be honest, it's very convincing.
00:35:11Yeah.
00:35:13It's just a shame it's only this cage you're talking to.
00:35:16LAUGHTER
00:35:17There was Judge Romesh in that cage
00:35:19and Hannah handled it well.
00:35:22I'm hoping it's that little glimmer of hope.
00:35:25She can do the same thing tonight at the round table.
00:35:27Maybe she stands a chance.
00:35:34I'll clear plates.
00:35:35Aw, thanks, James.
00:35:36Yeah, if you could, James, yeah.
00:35:38LAUGHTER
00:35:39You've had a rollercoaster, Ross.
00:35:42There's a lot going on with you,
00:35:43but I'm curious as to why the traitors
00:35:45keep putting you in positions, do you know what I mean?
00:35:48Like...
00:35:48The answer I can only say is to erase suspicion
00:35:50against me.
00:35:51Yes, yeah.
00:35:53There's question marks on Ross for me, you know.
00:35:56Ross is impossible to read.
00:35:59Ross pops up all the time.
00:36:00He's always there.
00:36:01He popped up with the digging the graves.
00:36:03Like, he was the one chosen then.
00:36:05He was obviously there last night.
00:36:06He's just always there.
00:36:07He's everywhere.
00:36:07He's always there.
00:36:08That is a very valid point.
00:36:10Also, what's interesting, this heat on Hannah.
00:36:12I think that it is a slight chance
00:36:14she could be a face-to-face.
00:36:15If she's not a traitor, then I give up playing this game, man.
00:36:18There's just too much evidence.
00:36:19I think either Hannah has been a traitor from the beginning
00:36:22or Hannah is a decoy.
00:36:24That's my stance on it.
00:36:26But I've got my eyes on Blunt.
00:36:28Because his Julie theory was pushed on people.
00:36:31That was suspicious.
00:36:32The Poundland Poirot was out in force.
00:36:44It's time for another round table
00:36:46and for the sacrificed players to rejoin the group.
00:36:50Will the faithful stay united and catch a traitor?
00:36:54Or will it be every player for themselves?
00:37:02This is incredibly important because I'm a competitive person.
00:37:05I will fight to stay in the game for as long as I can.
00:37:10To be locked in a cage for a few hours,
00:37:12what an absolute curse.
00:37:15I know there's a few people who trust me.
00:37:17There's other people who are suspicious of me
00:37:19and I can tell it's going to be close,
00:37:21but I'm not going to go down without a fight.
00:37:26I don't know what to do.
00:37:27If I don't vote for Hannah
00:37:28and she gets exposed as a traitor,
00:37:30they're going to start looking at me.
00:37:31But I don't want to have to vote for my good, sis.
00:37:43Players, welcome to the round table
00:37:46and welcome back to those who are incarcerated
00:37:49by the death parade.
00:37:54You were phenomenal today.
00:37:58£8,000 added to the prize fund.
00:38:00That means your current total is £38,500.
00:38:09People made sacrifices today.
00:38:13So who will be sacrificed in here tonight?
00:38:17That's up to all of you.
00:38:20Players, the floor is yours.
00:38:31Why don't we talk about Rob not being here?
00:38:34Why would Rob be murdered?
00:38:36For my position, I think I felt guilty
00:38:38because Rob was a super faithful
00:38:41and so he didn't represent a threat.
00:38:44If you look at it from the traitor's point of view,
00:38:46if they tried to murder somebody whose door was locked,
00:38:50they don't get a murder, right?
00:38:53So what you're thinking as a traitor is,
00:38:56you know, who will they not protect
00:38:58because he's not a threat at all?
00:39:00And that is Rob.
00:39:01He hasn't represented a threat in any way, really,
00:39:04except to sort of my self-esteem.
00:39:08And so you'd feel like...
00:39:09He's been very funny.
00:39:10He's been very funny.
00:39:11You're right, Gerry, but that, you know,
00:39:12that is by the by.
00:39:13And if you like that kind of
00:39:15one-dimensional Root One stuff, yes, he's...
00:39:18He's a good bet for comedy.
00:39:20But the truth is,
00:39:22they were thinking we'd love to get a kill tonight.
00:39:25And I think if you go for Rob Beckett,
00:39:27you're not going to waste a murder.
00:39:31I have a question, Ross.
00:39:34Do you think it's unusual
00:39:36that you are selected
00:39:40for so much traitor stuff?
00:39:43Um, well, firstly, in my defence,
00:39:47I would say if I was picked to be a traitor,
00:39:51I wouldn't have been so paranoid
00:39:53on the first day about the hat.
00:39:55The grave thing,
00:39:56I don't think it would be traitorous behaviour
00:39:58to get everybody out
00:40:00before you start looking for the money.
00:40:02So I would say that in my defence.
00:40:04And last night, we decided that Leanne
00:40:05wasn't going to get killed
00:40:06because Ramesh, Rob, and I
00:40:08decided to give her the key
00:40:10that would keep the door locked.
00:40:11That's not what a traitor would do.
00:40:13So you weren't recruited?
00:40:14I'm just checking.
00:40:15I wasn't recruited.
00:40:16I'm not a traitor.
00:40:18OK.
00:40:18And I don't think there was a traitor there last night.
00:40:20I looked at everybody
00:40:22when we got out of those cars.
00:40:23I thought I was going home.
00:40:24And that was
00:40:26an honestly,
00:40:27an awful experience.
00:40:29It was horrible.
00:40:30It was...
00:40:33I wasn't there,
00:40:34but I heard it was...
00:40:35I was watching from my place.
00:40:38Oh!
00:40:40Oh!
00:40:42Oh!
00:40:42It was really horrible.
00:40:43My lantern.
00:40:44Great joke, Joanne.
00:40:52Joanne, could you be that brilliant
00:40:54that could have been
00:40:54an amazing double buff
00:40:56going for Richard?
00:40:58What do you mean?
00:40:59Yeah.
00:40:59We were all like,
00:41:01yeah, Richard's...
00:41:02Obviously,
00:41:03even if we weren't sure
00:41:04he was a traitor,
00:41:05we were like,
00:41:05we've got to test this theory out.
00:41:06There was no other option.
00:41:07Yeah.
00:41:08And you were just like,
00:41:09I just don't think he was.
00:41:11I found that surprising
00:41:12because you're one of the smartest,
00:41:14most brilliant minds I know.
00:41:16Truly not.
00:41:16And to have that sort of moment
00:41:18where you're really blindly
00:41:20defending a clear traitor.
00:41:23But he wasn't a clear traitor to me.
00:41:26And then when he stood up there
00:41:28and said he was a traitor,
00:41:29I was...
00:41:31Kablam-o'd.
00:41:39James B.,
00:41:40there's been a couple of things
00:41:41that I would love you
00:41:42to sort of speak on.
00:41:44So the first thing is
00:41:45is that you,
00:41:46on the first night,
00:41:48the truth is
00:41:49it was clear
00:41:49it was going to be Richard
00:41:50that was going.
00:41:51Absolutely.
00:41:51How you behaved
00:41:52didn't resonate
00:41:53with how I felt
00:41:54at the round table at all.
00:41:55You know,
00:41:55it bumped me a little bit
00:41:56to be honest with you.
00:41:57I can talk you through
00:41:58the process exactly.
00:41:58Yeah, I'd love you to, yeah.
00:41:59I, at that stage in my life,
00:42:01was very, very clear
00:42:02that I'd solved
00:42:03the entire riddle.
00:42:05And I really thought
00:42:06that I was a genius.
00:42:07I couldn't believe
00:42:10that Richard had been so stupid
00:42:11and so I felt
00:42:12I didn't want to necessarily
00:42:14say his name.
00:42:15That was my clear thinking.
00:42:16But it does not line me up
00:42:18to be a traitor.
00:42:18I'm a faithful.
00:42:23There's no surprise
00:42:24that I'm going to be talking
00:42:25to you, Hannah.
00:42:26Yeah.
00:42:29I just don't understand
00:42:30how are you still here?
00:42:32Because when I think about it,
00:42:33as a traitor,
00:42:35you would be one
00:42:36of the first people
00:42:37that I would get out.
00:42:38But also as a traitor,
00:42:39you would be extremely good
00:42:41because you're very smart.
00:42:44Honestly,
00:42:45I have no idea
00:42:46why I'm here either.
00:42:48Yeah.
00:42:48Because you're right.
00:42:49I would have killed me
00:42:50really early on.
00:42:51And the thing is,
00:42:52is that in this game,
00:42:53it doesn't matter
00:42:54how good you are
00:42:55at playing it.
00:42:55The perception
00:42:56of how good you will be
00:42:57at playing it
00:42:58is really important.
00:43:00And I've sort of doomed
00:43:01from the beginning
00:43:02because either I was going
00:43:03to be killed by the traitors
00:43:04or, as has happened,
00:43:06if I don't get killed
00:43:07by the traitors,
00:43:08the faithful are going
00:43:08to be suspicious of me.
00:43:12It's just little things
00:43:13that are just inconsistent
00:43:14with you, for example.
00:43:16When I talk about,
00:43:17you know,
00:43:18the Mahala situation,
00:43:19it just didn't make sense
00:43:20how you said
00:43:22that you didn't want
00:43:23anyone to know
00:43:24whether or not
00:43:25you had a shield
00:43:26because you were scared
00:43:26that the traitors would know.
00:43:28It was very confusing
00:43:29and obviously Mahala
00:43:30ended up being a faithful.
00:43:31And automatically,
00:43:32I'm looking at you
00:43:33as a red flag
00:43:34because I'm just like,
00:43:35the person who went out
00:43:36was a faithful,
00:43:37so the other person
00:43:38who was telling a lie
00:43:39would be a traitor.
00:43:44The whole thing
00:43:45with Mahala,
00:43:45I think it sort of
00:43:46ended up being
00:43:47really confusing.
00:43:48But actually,
00:43:49I think that this,
00:43:50like, I mean,
00:43:51tell me if I'm missing
00:43:52something here,
00:43:53but I actually think
00:43:53the story is really simple,
00:43:54which is that
00:43:55I just didn't want
00:43:57to be murdered,
00:43:58didn't want to say
00:43:58that I didn't have
00:43:59a shield at the round table.
00:44:00Yeah.
00:44:01Wasn't going to throw
00:44:02that in willingly
00:44:03because, of course,
00:44:04why would you?
00:44:05I thought Mahala
00:44:06was suspicious
00:44:07based on her behaviour.
00:44:09We now know
00:44:10that she was faithful, right?
00:44:11We now know
00:44:11that she was giving that up
00:44:12as a faithful act.
00:44:14But I didn't know
00:44:14that at the time.
00:44:16And I think
00:44:17I wasn't going to
00:44:18throw away
00:44:18the only card
00:44:19that I was holding on to
00:44:21to save somebody
00:44:22I was already suspicious of.
00:44:23You see what I mean?
00:44:24Yeah.
00:44:25The little bit
00:44:26that I'm just confused on,
00:44:27and honestly,
00:44:28was the thing last night
00:44:29that kind of
00:44:31tipped me over
00:44:32was just like,
00:44:33it was less the fact
00:44:34that it doesn't make sense
00:44:35when you explain it
00:44:36and more the fact
00:44:37that you didn't have
00:44:38an answer last night.
00:44:41Because if you'd said that,
00:44:42I probably would have been like,
00:44:43oh, yeah,
00:44:43that makes sense.
00:44:44But I think
00:44:45it almost felt like
00:44:46you hadn't
00:44:48thought that through.
00:44:48I see what you're saying.
00:44:49And as someone who's so smart
00:44:50and thinks things through,
00:44:51I was like,
00:44:51But then also, though,
00:44:53bluntly,
00:44:54if I was a traitor,
00:44:55wouldn't I just lie?
00:45:01I think the one thing
00:45:02that's worth me saying,
00:45:05I think that we've got
00:45:06into this habit almost
00:45:07of like,
00:45:08anybody who stands out
00:45:10in any direction
00:45:11in any way
00:45:12is getting punished.
00:45:13They're getting punished
00:45:13by the traitors
00:45:14and they're sort of
00:45:15getting punished
00:45:15by the faithfuls too.
00:45:17I really don't think
00:45:18that's a good way to play.
00:45:20So who do you think
00:45:21we should talk about?
00:45:21Which other theories
00:45:22do you have?
00:45:23So,
00:45:24looking back
00:45:24at the previous games,
00:45:26one pattern
00:45:27that came up
00:45:27is that traitors
00:45:28will often vote
00:45:29for somebody
00:45:30that nobody else
00:45:31is voting for.
00:45:32Right.
00:45:33Of those that have happened,
00:45:34James,
00:45:34you voted for me.
00:45:39One thing
00:45:39we haven't dissected
00:45:40entirely
00:45:41is the day
00:45:43that yourself,
00:45:44Jerry,
00:45:45and yourself
00:45:45walk back
00:45:46into breakfast.
00:45:46If they want to just kill
00:45:47and for us to banish
00:45:48as much as possible,
00:45:50had you killed Jerry,
00:45:52we would have just
00:45:52banished you.
00:45:53That would have been
00:45:54two people down.
00:45:56As I understand it,
00:45:57the only options
00:45:58really are that
00:45:59they were both
00:46:00traitors
00:46:00and so it was impossible
00:46:02because a traitor
00:46:03can't murder another traitor
00:46:05or they chose
00:46:06to recruit.
00:46:08Please, though,
00:46:08okay,
00:46:09Joe,
00:46:09why would I come in
00:46:10as a traitor
00:46:11and be like,
00:46:13oh,
00:46:13and then look out
00:46:13for this thing
00:46:14and this thing
00:46:15and this thing
00:46:15and this thing?
00:46:16Yeah.
00:46:16And why would I do that?
00:46:17Players,
00:46:18the time for talk
00:46:19is over.
00:46:21Please write down
00:46:23the name of the person
00:46:24you believe
00:46:25is a traitor.
00:46:45Ramesh,
00:46:45we'll start with you.
00:46:46Who do you believe
00:46:47is a traitor
00:46:48and why?
00:46:49I'm voting for you,
00:46:51James B.
00:46:51Um,
00:46:53I know I voted
00:46:54for Hannah last night
00:46:54but I've changed
00:46:56my mind on that.
00:46:59Michael,
00:47:00who do you believe
00:47:01is a traitor?
00:47:02I voted for Hannah.
00:47:05Whether you are
00:47:06a traitor
00:47:06or a faithful,
00:47:08it's sort of extraordinary
00:47:09that you are still here,
00:47:10that you survive.
00:47:13Hannah,
00:47:14the one and only
00:47:15Jerry Hall.
00:47:15I have stuck
00:47:16with my vote
00:47:17from yesterday
00:47:18and gone for you today.
00:47:20Ross.
00:47:21Gone for Hannah.
00:47:22You are kind
00:47:24and you are
00:47:25incredibly clever
00:47:27but I think
00:47:28we need to find out
00:47:29to be able to move on.
00:47:30Yeah.
00:47:31James Blunt.
00:47:33I've put Hannah.
00:47:34Whether you are
00:47:35a traitor or a faithful,
00:47:36I think as you both
00:47:37walked in,
00:47:37it just left
00:47:38too many question marks.
00:47:39Kenny.
00:47:40No surprise.
00:47:41I've obviously put you,
00:47:42Hannah.
00:47:42I also think
00:47:43you're unbelievably smart
00:47:45and you'd be
00:47:46an incredible asset,
00:47:47you know,
00:47:47to the traitors.
00:47:50Maya,
00:47:50who do you believe
00:47:51is a traitor
00:47:52and why?
00:47:58I've put Hannah.
00:48:04Honestly,
00:48:04this one hurts
00:48:05because I've loved
00:48:06getting to know you.
00:48:07I think you're beautiful
00:48:07inside and out
00:48:08and I just think
00:48:10you'd be a great traitor.
00:48:13Miranda.
00:48:14I ended up
00:48:15going with Hannah.
00:48:18I'm just at the point
00:48:19where I need to know.
00:48:22Joanne.
00:48:23I've actually voted
00:48:24for Bash.
00:48:26I feel like
00:48:27we are getting
00:48:28into the habit
00:48:29of punishing
00:48:30vocal faithfuls
00:48:31and I thought
00:48:32at the round table
00:48:33you kind of lied.
00:48:35Sharon.
00:48:36Sorry,
00:48:37I voted for you, Hannah.
00:48:39I think we need
00:48:40to know one way
00:48:40or another.
00:48:41Jerry.
00:48:42I've gone for
00:48:43the big brain theory.
00:48:46Hannah.
00:48:47Leanne.
00:48:49I've put Hannah as well.
00:48:51I'm so sorry.
00:48:54Jane Daycaste.
00:48:58Gone for Hannah.
00:49:05Jo,
00:49:05who do you believe
00:49:06is a traitor?
00:49:07I have gone with you
00:49:08again, Hannah.
00:49:10And for the final vote,
00:49:11Sebastian.
00:49:13I've gone for you, Hannah,
00:49:14but I am so in awe of you
00:49:16and I really hope
00:49:18we're right.
00:49:21Hannah,
00:49:21you have received
00:49:22the most votes.
00:49:23Please come up here
00:49:24and join me.
00:49:30Hannah,
00:49:31you are banished
00:49:32from the castle.
00:49:33Before you leave,
00:49:34please reveal,
00:49:35are you a faithful
00:49:36or are you a traitor?
00:49:38Oh, my goodness,
00:49:39you guys.
00:49:40This has been
00:49:41so much fun.
00:49:43I mean,
00:49:44chanting in the woods
00:49:45with Michael Sheen.
00:49:47Ross Kemp
00:49:48with a medieval
00:49:49battering ram.
00:49:50Jerry Hall
00:49:51with a crowbar.
00:49:54This is not how I expected
00:49:56my life to turn out,
00:49:57you guys.
00:49:59I think the thing is,
00:50:00I came in here
00:50:01with absolutely one job
00:50:03and one job only
00:50:04on my mind,
00:50:05which was to catch
00:50:06traitors.
00:50:07And I calculated
00:50:10every conceivable scenario
00:50:12except for the one
00:50:13that actually unfolded.
00:50:19I am
00:50:23a
00:50:24We need this,
00:50:26we need this,
00:50:26we need this.
00:50:33Traitor!
00:50:34Yes!
00:50:36Oh, my God!
00:50:38Oh, my God!
00:50:40I clung on longer
00:50:41than I should have done.
00:50:44My fellow traitors,
00:50:46they had to vote for me.
00:50:47It was so clearly
00:50:48going in that direction.
00:50:50You know what?
00:50:51I didn't choose
00:50:51the traitor life,
00:50:52but, oh, my goodness me,
00:50:54that was so much fun.
00:51:02It's not looking good.
00:51:03I'm too down.
00:51:04This is not how
00:51:04it's supposed to be going.
00:51:05We needed that.
00:51:07I knew I had to write
00:51:08Hannah's name on that slate
00:51:09purely because
00:51:10the odds are against her.
00:51:12As much as she was convincing,
00:51:14there was too much
00:51:15confusion around it.
00:51:16Hannah,
00:51:17my sweet angel,
00:51:19I've lost
00:51:20another traitor
00:51:21tonight.
00:51:23Faithful,
00:51:24you got one!
00:51:25Yes!
00:51:27Well done,
00:51:28everyone, Dave.
00:51:31James,
00:51:32who's next?
00:51:34On the twang block.
00:51:35You are getting
00:51:36extremely good at this.
00:51:39Woo!
00:51:40A little statistic for you
00:51:42in honor of Professor Fry.
00:51:46You have banished
00:51:47two faithful
00:51:48and two traitors.
00:51:51Well done.
00:51:52This game is hotting up.
00:51:54Let's go.
00:51:54So, enjoy your victory,
00:51:56but know this,
00:51:58the traitors,
00:51:59they will fight back.
00:52:01Good night.
00:52:0350% win rate.
00:52:04Let's go, baby.
00:52:06I'm getting a drink.
00:52:07Let's go!
00:52:14Let's have it!
00:52:16Oh, my gosh!
00:52:18Let's go, baby!
00:52:19I am so hyped right now.
00:52:22Oh, my God,
00:52:22I'm not going to sleep tonight.
00:52:23James, can I have a word?
00:52:24Please do.
00:52:25I foolishly became convinced
00:52:27that Hannah wasn't a traitor,
00:52:29and then I wanted to speak to you
00:52:31about just opening up there
00:52:34and voting me.
00:52:35But this is, like,
00:52:36one thing I can say,
00:52:37I am a faithful.
00:52:38I don't mean that.
00:52:39Okay.
00:52:39But I'm very sorry.
00:52:40No, no, don't be sorry at all.
00:52:41It's the game.
00:52:42Yeah, yeah.
00:52:44I'm on such a high.
00:52:46Oh, my God!
00:52:47Let's go!
00:52:48Let's go!
00:52:49We're on such a high!
00:52:51We got rid of the traitor!
00:52:53We got rid of the traitor!
00:52:54We got rid of the traitor!
00:52:55Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
00:52:57I want to get involved.
00:52:58We're galloping!
00:52:59We got rid of the traitor!
00:53:01We got rid of the traitor!
00:53:04I can't actually explain
00:53:06the euphoria you feel
00:53:08catching a traitor.
00:53:09I'm just so thrilled
00:53:10we got Hannah.
00:53:12I'm really enjoying the game.
00:53:13I've formed an unlikely friendship
00:53:15with quite a few people,
00:53:16which is so lovely.
00:53:17But the beginning
00:53:18was just about survival,
00:53:20and now it's about
00:53:21tactical survival.
00:53:22I think it's about
00:53:23to start getting interesting.
00:53:25I think this makes me look
00:53:26really stupid.
00:53:27It doesn't make you look stupid.
00:53:27I don't think you look stupid.
00:53:29I think it makes me look dodgy.
00:53:30I think you look like
00:53:31your own person,
00:53:32which is exactly
00:53:33what I think of you.
00:53:34The fact that I'd voted for Bat
00:53:35makes me look a little suspicious.
00:53:37But, you know,
00:53:38Hannah,
00:53:38I just couldn't put her name down.
00:53:40I just couldn't do it to her.
00:53:41Female friendship
00:53:41means a lot to me,
00:53:42even if they are
00:53:43a serial killer in the evening.
00:53:45I was going to have
00:53:46an alcoholic drink,
00:53:47but actually I'm not going to
00:53:48because I want to have
00:53:48a clear head in case
00:53:49I'm recruited.
00:53:51Are you serious?
00:53:52There's a beautiful vacancy now.
00:53:54If someone gets recruited,
00:53:56you're going to get
00:53:56banished immediately now.
00:53:58That's the risk you take,
00:53:59isn't it, James?
00:54:00At this point,
00:54:01I'm like so on my knees
00:54:03to the traitors
00:54:04for a recruitment.
00:54:05Over the years,
00:54:06I've done things
00:54:07where I have lied.
00:54:08Stunts where I pretended
00:54:09to be different people.
00:54:10I've changed my name
00:54:11by Deedpol in the past.
00:54:13I'm quite good at morphing
00:54:14into different things.
00:54:15But I want to be
00:54:17in that turret.
00:54:21I want everyone to know
00:54:23I'm not having
00:54:23an alcoholic drink.
00:54:24If you're a traitor, Ross,
00:54:26when you get up
00:54:26in that turret
00:54:27and Claudius says,
00:54:28what do you want to do?
00:54:29You say,
00:54:29I think we should recruit.
00:54:31Darling, I don't know where
00:54:32I am so not
00:54:35traitor material.
00:54:36Dave, work that one out.
00:54:37All right then.
00:54:37If you do make it,
00:54:38please give me
00:54:39another day's grace, please.
00:54:40One more day.
00:54:41Recruit me.
00:54:42I'm not recruiting you
00:54:44because I'm faithful mate.
00:54:47I think Rob going
00:54:49has broken my mojo.
00:54:50Poor baby.
00:54:52I just can't.
00:54:53Daddy's here though.
00:54:54Yeah?
00:54:54I'll be your granny.
00:54:56Okay, well Rob
00:54:56wasn't my granny.
00:54:58I don't know.
00:54:59Forgive me
00:55:00because currently
00:55:01I don't have any confidence
00:55:02in anything I say out loud.
00:55:03But,
00:55:04but,
00:55:04now that we've got Hannah,
00:55:05what can we build out
00:55:07from that?
00:55:08And I think,
00:55:08you know,
00:55:09Joe feels like an obvious one
00:55:10to consider.
00:55:12Definitely.
00:55:13Joanne has set herself up
00:55:14as a bit of a maverick voter,
00:55:16I'd say.
00:55:17Didn't she make a mistake to me?
00:55:19That was an awful experience.
00:55:22It was horrible.
00:55:23It was...
00:55:27I wasn't there
00:55:28but I heard, okay?
00:55:33She made it sound
00:55:34like she was there.
00:55:35Yeah.
00:55:35Yeah.
00:55:36She did.
00:55:36I mean,
00:55:37there was, you know,
00:55:38there was questions
00:55:38asked about Ross,
00:55:40questions asked about
00:55:41James Blunt,
00:55:42but if I'm not here
00:55:43in the morning,
00:55:43it's Joe.
00:55:45Or,
00:55:46it's one of us
00:55:47trying to frame Joe.
00:55:48Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:55:48Yeah.
00:55:52Just to be clear,
00:55:53I'd love to be recruited.
00:55:54I want the full experience
00:55:56as much as possible
00:55:57but I don't think...
00:55:57Is he still going on about it?
00:55:59You want the best
00:55:59of both worlds,
00:56:00don't you?
00:56:00Yes.
00:56:01I'm bisexual.
00:56:07Night, y'all.
00:56:09Just say night, granny.
00:56:12Good night.
00:56:12Oh, good night, doll.
00:56:13See you in the morning.
00:56:14Bye.
00:56:14Sleep well.
00:56:15Good night.
00:56:18Good night.
00:56:20The chimes of the castle clock
00:56:23signal the faithful
00:56:24must return
00:56:25to their individual lodgings
00:56:27but for surviving traitors,
00:56:29Maya and James,
00:56:31the night is still young.
00:56:33They have a huge decision to make.
00:56:36You got another thing coming.
00:56:42You got another thing coming.
00:56:53Hello, my friend.
00:56:54Hello, mate.
00:56:55It was intense.
00:56:56I think for Hannah,
00:56:57she fought a really good game
00:56:58but it was a risk taking her on
00:57:01and she knew.
00:57:01We needed to give them something.
00:57:04I gave her a round of applause
00:57:05when she left.
00:57:06That's the most
00:57:07I've been a traitor in the game.
00:57:12Good evening, traitors.
00:57:13I knew it.
00:57:14I am here
00:57:15because you have lost
00:57:17one of your own.
00:57:18You can either murder as usual
00:57:20or seduce a faithful.
00:57:24If you try to seduce,
00:57:26that faithful
00:57:27will then have a decision to make.
00:57:30They can either accept
00:57:31and join you in the turret tonight
00:57:34or they can refuse
00:57:35your invitation.
00:57:37It's up to you.
00:57:39I'm going to leave this here.
00:57:43What are you thinking?
00:57:47OK, I don't know.
00:57:48I'll be honest.
00:57:49Maybe it's good to get
00:57:50a recruit in
00:57:51just for someone
00:57:52to add some structure,
00:57:53some planning.
00:57:54Someone who actually
00:57:54really wants to be a traitor
00:57:56would be helpful.
00:57:57I can't do it.
00:57:58James.
00:57:58Love, beg your faith.
00:57:59I've got to remind you,
00:58:00I need you.
00:58:01I cannot do this on my own.
00:58:02Yes.
00:58:03So please just stay
00:58:04a little bit treacherous.
00:58:05A little bit.
00:58:06I'll try.
00:58:08I can tell you
00:58:09who I was considering
00:58:10for recruitment,
00:58:11which is a really
00:58:12big wild card
00:58:13because she is going
00:58:14to be chaos
00:58:14but so fun.
00:58:16Joanne.
00:58:18Could blow the whole thing up
00:58:19very quickly
00:58:20but nobody's suspecting her
00:58:22because she's so
00:58:23all over the place
00:58:23and her theories
00:58:24are so left
00:58:25that if she could
00:58:25keep that up,
00:58:27hiding in plain sight
00:58:28could be a great thing.
00:58:29Yeah.
00:58:29Who else?
00:58:31Kenny would be really good.
00:58:33He knows how to play the game.
00:58:35He knows what he's doing.
00:58:36He would love to be a traitor.
00:58:38Kenny would be a good traitor
00:58:39but I kind of like
00:58:40having him as a faithful
00:58:41that really trusts me.
00:58:42Yeah.
00:58:43I mean,
00:58:44obviously a new person
00:58:44I know would definitely
00:58:45have fun as Jo.
00:58:46I think he'd have
00:58:47the most fun as a traitor
00:58:48out of all of them.
00:58:50He's so suspicious
00:58:51and he's been so over the top
00:58:52with the Recruit Me staff.
00:58:54I just think it's danger.
00:58:56Mm-hmm.
00:59:03Here we go.
00:59:05Oh, James.
00:59:07I don't know
00:59:07if this is right or not
00:59:08but here we are.
00:59:10There's no knowing.
00:59:11There's only doing
00:59:12when you're traitoring.
00:59:15Let's hope this goes down well.
00:59:21Traitors.
00:59:22Hi.
00:59:22Hi.
00:59:23Have you made a decision?
00:59:25I'm going to recruit.
00:59:25Okay.
00:59:26I will make sure
00:59:27they get this invitation.
00:59:29If they accept,
00:59:30they'll meet you
00:59:31in the turret
00:59:32shortly
00:59:33as a traitor.
00:59:34If they don't accept,
00:59:36breakfast
00:59:37might be a little awkward.
01:00:00Oh, my God.
01:00:05You're absolutely joking.
01:00:12Oh!
01:00:16Dear Kenny,
01:00:18we wish to recruit you
01:00:20as a traitor
01:00:20because you are the best
01:00:22at this game.
01:00:23If you accept,
01:00:24you must join us
01:00:25immediately.
01:00:26Sign,
01:00:27the traitors.
01:00:32What the hell?
01:00:35Oh, my God.
01:00:36I can't believe this.
01:00:39Hold your breath.
01:00:42How can I go
01:00:44from being so gassed
01:00:45that I got a traitor out
01:00:47to performing so good
01:00:49that the traitors want me
01:00:51as part of their team?
01:00:54If Kenny says no,
01:00:56I'm going to be gutted.
01:00:57He's been a great faithful.
01:00:59Why not get the best
01:01:00of both worlds?
01:01:02I do worry
01:01:03that the traitors
01:01:03could actually switch
01:01:04on me at any time
01:01:06and I feel like
01:01:08I'm going to
01:01:08absolutely crumble
01:01:10if I see that happen.
01:01:12He wants the full thing.
01:01:14This is Kenny
01:01:15we're talking about.
01:01:16Killer Ken?
01:01:17Yeah.
01:01:25Hold your breath.
01:01:38I need to see this.
01:01:51I'm sorry for lying.
01:01:54Hello, Kenny.
01:01:54Hello.
01:01:57Welcome.
01:01:58Just breathe.
01:01:59Just breathe.
01:01:59Just breathe.
01:02:02You're doing good?
01:02:03It's okay.
01:02:05My heart is beating so far.
01:02:09I'm sorry for lying.
01:02:10I'm sorry.
01:02:11Have you guys always been a traitor?
01:02:13Not me.
01:02:14I was recruited.
01:02:16Really?
01:02:16James is what we call
01:02:17a faithful traitor.
01:02:18I'm basically playing the game
01:02:19as a faithful.
01:02:20I haven't told a single lie yet
01:02:21but I'm protecting Maya.
01:02:23Yeah.
01:02:24Guys,
01:02:24just don't do me dirty.
01:02:26Do you know what I mean?
01:02:27Let's just try playing
01:02:27clean game
01:02:28where all three of us
01:02:29get to the final, okay?
01:02:31Yeah, yeah.
01:02:31Kenny,
01:02:31you're trusted right now.
01:02:33I've not heard your name.
01:02:34Me and James are trusted right now.
01:02:35We are set.
01:02:36We've just got to be very careful
01:02:38with our next moves.
01:02:39Yeah.
01:02:43I'm feeling much more relaxed
01:02:44now that Kenny's on the case.
01:02:45You know when you get someone
01:02:46that comes in at work
01:02:48who you know will actually
01:02:49just do all the jobs
01:02:50and you can just hold a broom
01:02:52and look like you're doing something?
01:02:58You ready, Kenny?
01:02:59I'm ready.
01:03:01Let's do this.
01:03:03I think being a faithful was fun
01:03:04but being a traitor
01:03:07it's going to be better.
01:03:09Oh, the faithfuls are doomed.
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