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Stevie is a small-town farm girl chasing her acting dreams when Hollywood superstar Lexington Hall crashes into her life. 🎭 Their sparks soon become an unforgettable romance—until his ruthless mother threatens Stevie’s home and future. To protect her, Lexington breaks her heart and disappears. 💔 Now he’s back with a fake-dating deal, and their old feelings are impossible to ignore. Can Stevie risk her heart again, or will Hollywood destroy their love for good? 🎬❤️
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Stevie is a small-town farm girl chasing her acting dreams when Hollywood superstar Lexington Hall crashes into her life. 🎭 Their sparks soon become an unforgettable romance—until his ruthless mother threatens Stevie’s home and future. To protect her, Lexington breaks her heart and disappears. 💔 Now he’s back with a fake-dating deal, and their old feelings are impossible to ignore. Can Stevie risk her heart again, or will Hollywood destroy their love for good? 🎬❤️
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00:00:07And the award for Best Youth Actor goes to...
00:00:12Lexington Hall!
00:00:25Ever since my first film of the age of three, I've drafted this day.
00:00:28The day that I finally turned 18.
00:00:30And so to my sweet mother here in the crowd.
00:00:33And to Hollywood and everyone watching at home.
00:00:37I have just one thing to say to all of you.
00:00:40Fuck you!
00:00:48Out the camera!
00:00:50Fuck all of you!
00:00:52Watch this disgusting industry!
00:00:54I'm never acting again!
00:00:57Woo!
00:01:02What a spoiled Hollywood asshole.
00:01:10Dad, I've got the school play audition. I gotta go.
00:01:13Oh, uh, break your legs, honey.
00:01:16It's break a leg, but thank you.
00:01:24Oh my god, I can't believe we're gonna be classmates with the Lex Hall.
00:01:29The hottest guy from Hollywood.
00:01:31Oh my god, I could literally die.
00:01:33Do you think you'll sign my boo?
00:01:36Oh my god, there he is!
00:01:38Oh my god, there he is!
00:01:45Oh my god, there he is!
00:02:14Oh my god, there he is!
00:02:21Oh my god, there he is!
00:02:25I have no idea!
00:02:25Oh my god, there he is!
00:02:28I have no idea!
00:02:29I need a big job!
00:02:30Oh my god, there he is!
00:02:31Oh my god!
00:02:35Hey, we really don't have time for this right now.
00:02:37What are you waiting for? Drive!
00:02:39She's huge! I don't know how to-
00:02:40Let's hit the gas!
00:02:51Okay, stop the car! Stop the car! I think we're safe!
00:02:57Seriously?
00:03:03You having a good time down there?
00:03:05My hair is stuck!
00:03:08Okay, okay, I'd stop if I were you later.
00:03:11Before something happens.
00:03:13Is he... hard?
00:03:24I'm lying.
00:03:29Car!
00:03:32Oh, gosh, for the beginning of the...
00:03:35Are you serious?
00:03:37You know, I've had some fans pull some pretty crazy stunts before, but...
00:03:41This?
00:03:42Pretty original.
00:03:43I am not one of your crazy fangirls.
00:03:46You jumped into my car, you destroyed my truck, and destroyed my only nice shirt for the audition.
00:03:53Yeah, that's... unfortunate.
00:03:58Ugh.
00:03:59Ugh.
00:04:00Fine.
00:04:01Here.
00:04:04Now it'll cover the shirt, and whatever it costs to fix...
00:04:08This thing.
00:04:09I don't want your stupid autographs!
00:04:12You know, you're exactly what I imagined you'd be like.
00:04:15A spoiled Hollywood asshole.
00:04:17Huh?
00:04:18Now leave me alone.
00:04:26Spoiled Hollywood asshole.
00:04:27Huh?
00:04:31It's a strong opinion for a theater nerd.
00:04:40Stevie St. James?
00:04:42You doing Fright and Prejudice?
00:04:44Boring!
00:04:46You know what?
00:04:47Sometimes boring is the only way for normal people to achieve their dreams.
00:04:50Yeah?
00:04:52I'm gonna act in Hollywood too one day.
00:04:55You're not missing out on much, toots.
00:04:57It's not what you think it is.
00:04:58You know what? You can save your jaded, broken bad boy act for someone who actually cares.
00:05:02Acting is my dream.
00:05:06And I promised someone I would never give up on that dream.
00:05:10Not that someone like you would ever understand.
00:05:13Now if you'll excuse me, I have an audition, and I'm gonna be late.
00:05:22I can close my own door.
00:05:24Like so.
00:05:29Audition, huh?
00:05:32I don't know why you had to audition, Natalie.
00:05:35You were made for the lead role.
00:05:37Yeah, you've been like the theater queen since freshman year.
00:05:40Girls, this is the last year, and it's gonna be the best year.
00:05:45Well, since Stevie is a no-show, this concludes our auditions for this year's school play.
00:05:53Wait!
00:05:55I'm here.
00:06:08Alright, farm girl. Let's see what you got.
00:06:12Alrighty, Stevie. You made it.
00:06:15You can start whenever you're ready.
00:06:17Mr. Darcy, from the moment that I met you, your manners showed me that you are arrogant, selfish, and conceited.
00:06:27She's... not bad.
00:06:29So my answer is no.
00:06:31You're the last man in the world who-
00:06:34Wait, where's my partner, Jameson?
00:06:39He's supposed to come in here.
00:06:41Oh no, Stevie!
00:06:43Did your acting partner ditch you?
00:06:45I don't blame him. This is a train wreck.
00:06:47Yeah, my desk plant has better acting skills.
00:06:51Ooh!
00:06:54Ooh!
00:06:58Ooh!
00:07:02Ooh!
00:07:03Ooh!
00:07:03Hey!
00:07:03We're aiming!
00:07:12Www-
00:07:30Lex Hull, did the biggest Hollywood star just save me?
00:07:3491.
00:07:35Right.
00:07:46Wait, this is my first kiss.
00:07:50He did a stage kiss?
00:07:52Shit, is that Lex fucking Hull?
00:07:55He's the hottest star in Hollywood and he wants to be in the school play?
00:07:59With Stevie?
00:08:00I thought Lex quit acting.
00:08:02Why is he doing this for a poor farm girl?
00:08:04Allow me to speak but a few words, my dearest and loveliest Elizabeth.
00:08:11Lex, what are you doing here?
00:08:13You don't even know the lines.
00:08:15They're with him earlier.
00:08:21He memorized that entire monologue in three seconds?
00:08:25No.
00:08:27I'll leave.
00:08:31I've been a selfish man all my life.
00:08:33Such it was from 8 to 18 and such it still might be.
00:08:36If not for you, Elizabeth, by you I was properly humbled.
00:08:42And if your feelings for me are still with you where the last we spoke, tell me at once.
00:08:46But otherwise, will you do me the greatest pleasure of having you?
00:09:02Bravo!
00:09:04Bravo!
00:09:06Bravo!
00:09:06Bravo!
00:09:07Beautiful chemistry.
00:09:09The lead roles are yours provided both of you agree to do the play.
00:09:14Yes!
00:09:16Yes, thank you, Mr. Hamlin.
00:09:18We won't let you down.
00:09:19Alrighty.
00:09:20Now the auditions are over.
00:09:23But Mr. Hamlin.
00:09:27This isn't over, you slimy barn snake.
00:09:30That lead role is mine.
00:09:33And so is Lex.
00:09:35Let's go.
00:09:42Well that was fun.
00:09:44Good luck.
00:09:45Wait, you're leaving?
00:09:49Look, I left Hollywood to get away from all of this.
00:09:52Not to get chased around by a bunch of horny theater nerds in an amateur play.
00:09:56Okay, but Mr. Hamlin only wants us as a duo.
00:09:59Tough luck!
00:10:00Maybe next time.
00:10:02There won't be a next time, Lex!
00:10:06Not for someone like me.
00:10:09Look, my grandma taught me how to act, okay?
00:10:12And I promised her that one day I would be the lead in this cool play so she could see
00:10:15me on stage.
00:10:18She, uh, she never got the chance to.
00:10:23So just for once, I want to know what it feels like to really act.
00:10:34All right, Stevie St. James, let's say I do agree to act with you.
00:10:45Where do I get out of it?
00:10:53I have a spare bedroom.
00:10:57What?
00:10:58Um, you're staying at the Plaza Hotel, right?
00:11:03I saw how crazy your fans are.
00:11:05They'll chew you up when you get back there.
00:11:07So you want me to leave my five-star hotel and come live on a farm with you?
00:11:11Well, that's what you wanted, right?
00:11:14Mr. I-just-want-a-normal-life.
00:11:23Okay, fuck it.
00:11:26You got yourself a deal, farm girl.
00:11:30See you at the farm.
00:11:36Yes!
00:11:37Oh my, yes!
00:11:50You weren't kidding me since I was a bit of a fixer upper.
00:11:52Oh, I'm sorry.
00:11:53Is this farm too normal for you, Lexall?
00:11:55The hottest Hollywood star in the world.
00:11:58Did you just call me hot, St. James?
00:12:01What?
00:12:02No!
00:12:03In your dreams.
00:12:04You know, you are irritatingly full of yourself.
00:12:07I prefer the word confident.
00:12:09I don't prefer the word confident.
00:12:12Speaking of.
00:12:15You want to act in Hollywood soon, Jane.
00:12:20You've got to stop blushing every time a guy gets close to you.
00:12:25Oh.
00:12:30Stevie, honey!
00:12:32Mom!
00:12:33Dad!
00:12:34This is my friend that I said was going to be staying with us.
00:12:38I'm Lex.
00:12:39I'm sorry.
00:12:40I don't mean to intrude.
00:12:41Oh, Stevie's friends are always welcome here!
00:12:44I don't know.
00:12:45So, she told us that you're her acting partner.
00:12:48And with such a talented actor's help,
00:12:51mmm, our baby girl's going to be a star.
00:12:53Oh, no!
00:12:54Dad!
00:12:54Stop!
00:12:55Okay, kids.
00:12:57Dinner's almost ready.
00:12:58Why don't you show Lex's room?
00:12:59Great idea.
00:13:00Hey, I hope you like venison.
00:13:04Wow.
00:13:05That was embarrassing.
00:13:07No, it was cute.
00:13:09You can tell how much they care.
00:13:11Why do one has that?
00:13:15Anyways.
00:13:18I'm gonna go find out what venison is.
00:13:20Uh, that's not a good idea, Lex.
00:13:22I don't, I don't think you really want to know!
00:13:23How's your dad's cooking?
00:13:31Lex Hall is an asshole.
00:13:33But why do I find him so hot?
00:13:35Well, you do me the greatest pleasure of having him.
00:13:38No.
00:13:43Stop it, Stevie.
00:13:45He's literally a Hollywood actor.
00:13:47He's just acting.
00:13:49You need to stop thinking about him.
00:13:50He's a star.
00:13:52And you're just you.
00:13:54Do you always talk to the cows when you milk them?
00:14:01Well, good morning to you, too.
00:14:03Oh my god.
00:14:14Well, that is just...
00:14:19Say another word.
00:14:21What are you doing in my barn naked?
00:14:23Well, I was trying to take a shower.
00:14:25And then the thing broke.
00:14:27But as my generous hostess,
00:14:30I assume you can fix it for me.
00:14:44What are you doing, St. James?
00:14:46Uh, definitely not what you think I'm doing.
00:14:48More pipes in there.
00:14:54You sure you know how to fix this?
00:14:56Uh huh.
00:14:57Newsflash, your highness.
00:14:58Real people like me actually grew up learning real life skills
00:15:01while you were busy having tea and cake with celebrities.
00:15:04You seem to think movie stars' lives are all fun and games.
00:15:06Oh, yeah.
00:15:07Because all the fans that love you,
00:15:09and the galas,
00:15:10and traveling around the world.
00:15:12It's so horrible.
00:15:14You sure you don't want any help?
00:15:16No, you've done enough.
00:15:18The last thing I need is your help.
00:15:23Shit.
00:15:24I can't actually be stuck like this.
00:15:26With my ass pointed at...
00:15:30You've got a real talent for getting yourself...
00:15:32in compromising positions.
00:15:35Don't you, farm girl?
00:15:40Lex, I'm stuck, okay?
00:15:41Just pull me out.
00:15:43Oh?
00:15:45I thought you didn't want my help.
00:15:47Lex, this isn't funny, okay?
00:15:49Help me.
00:15:54Steve, honey?
00:15:55Are you in the barn?
00:15:59Yeah, Mom, I'm just...
00:16:02Oh.
00:16:06I'm fixing the water pipe.
00:16:10Okay, do you want some help?
00:16:11No, I'm about to be done.
00:16:14Okay, breakfast is ready.
00:16:16Okay, I'm coming.
00:16:27Hey.
00:16:34Where is this stupid wrench?
00:16:40That's not a wrench.
00:16:41What?
00:16:48I am so sorry.
00:16:52It's okay.
00:16:58Okay, I'm gonna go dig a hole...
00:17:01and dive in there.
00:17:03Hold up.
00:17:05Someone owes me an apology.
00:17:09Miss...
00:17:09real life skills.
00:17:12You know, I'm starting to think,
00:17:13you only brought me on this farm to screw with me.
00:17:16St. James?
00:17:22Lexington!
00:17:24Oh, God.
00:17:25What's my mom doing back?
00:17:27Lexington?
00:17:27No.
00:17:29That's my mom.
00:17:36Lexington?
00:17:36Did you think you could run away without me knowing?
00:17:40Lexington!
00:17:41Oh!
00:17:42What are you doing in a...
00:17:44Oh, God.
00:17:45Barn like this and...
00:17:46without a shirt?
00:17:47I've decided to spend some time on a farm.
00:17:49Mom, you didn't have to break an enter.
00:17:51Well, apparently I did have to, Lexington.
00:17:54Your reputation is in the gutter,
00:17:56and now I find you living on some dirty farm.
00:17:59You don't belong here, Lex.
00:18:00or with whatever redneck lives here.
00:18:07Is there someone in there with you?
00:18:10Lexington, that's it.
00:18:11I'm coming in now.
00:18:21Mom, I'm naked and I'm hard.
00:18:26Lexington, you put that towel on right now.
00:18:28No.
00:18:30Not until you get in your car and you drive away.
00:18:32I'm not a kid anymore,
00:18:34and I've told you I'm quitting Hollywood.
00:18:36You are not quitting.
00:18:39You're just having a temper tantrum.
00:18:41I know you.
00:18:42I'm your mother and your agent,
00:18:44and in fact,
00:18:46I might remind you that all of these contracts
00:18:49bear your signature.
00:18:51So if you don't come back to L.A.,
00:18:53you're going to court.
00:18:56Can you just stop ruining my life for two seconds,
00:18:59and let me be free for once?
00:19:01You know, freedom is a luxury
00:19:03that a movie star like you doesn't get to have.
00:19:06And so is a scandal,
00:19:07so I better not catch you getting into any trouble.
00:19:10And if I find out that you are messing around
00:19:12with some gold-digging farm girl,
00:19:15not only will I ruin your life,
00:19:17I'll ruin hers.
00:19:26Okay, you can turn around now.
00:19:31Sorry.
00:19:37Bad day, huh?
00:19:40Good days, bad days.
00:19:43They're all just days.
00:19:45All the endless bullshit in between.
00:19:49I'm surprised you paid for me
00:19:50in the Perfect Life's Hall.
00:19:52You're really not, you know?
00:19:55Perfect. I mean,
00:19:57first of all, you are majorly entitled.
00:20:00You're cocky, incredibly reckless.
00:20:02Gee, thanks for the pep talk.
00:20:04But it doesn't make you bad.
00:20:08It just makes you normal.
00:20:21You know there are copies of that, right?
00:20:24It's okay to want things.
00:20:26To forget what your mom wants
00:20:27and what the fans want.
00:20:30It's hard to explain,
00:20:32but somehow, when I'm only with her,
00:20:34it doesn't feel so bad
00:20:35to be just Lex Hall.
00:20:39What do you want, Lex Hall?
00:20:42What do I want?
00:21:06And the award for best youth actor goes to...
00:21:10Lexington Hall!
00:21:12What?
00:21:24Ever since my first film of the age of three,
00:21:26I've drafted this day.
00:21:27The day that I finally turned 18,
00:21:29and so to my sweet mother here in the crowd,
00:21:32and to Hollywood,
00:21:33and everyone watching at home,
00:21:35I have just one thing to say to all of you.
00:21:39Fuck!
00:21:40You!
00:21:47Out the camera!
00:21:49Fuck all of you!
00:21:51Watch this disgusting industry!
00:21:53I'm never acting again!
00:22:01I spoiled Hollywood asking.
00:22:10Dad, I've got the school play audition.
00:22:12I gotta go.
00:22:13Break your legs, honey.
00:22:15It's break a leg, but thank you.
00:22:23Oh my God, I can't believe we're gonna be classmates
00:22:26with the Lex Hall,
00:22:28the hottest guy from Hollywood.
00:22:30Oh my God, I could literally die.
00:22:32Do you think you'll sign my boobs?
00:22:35Oh my God, there he is!
00:22:37Oh my God, there he is!
00:23:14My shirt!
00:23:15What the hell?
00:23:21My hair is stuck on his clutch.
00:23:26No, no, no.
00:23:28I can't let the whole school see me like this.
00:23:34Hey, we really don't have time for this right now.
00:23:36What are you waiting for?
00:23:36Drive!
00:23:38She's huge!
00:23:39I don't know how to...
00:23:39Let's hit the gas!
00:23:50Okay, stop the car.
00:23:51Stop the car.
00:23:52I think we're safe.
00:23:56Seriously?
00:24:02You having a good time down there?
00:24:03My hair is stuck.
00:24:07Okay, okay.
00:24:08Stop.
00:24:08Fire you later.
00:24:10Before selling out.
00:24:12Is he hard?
00:24:23I'm wise.
00:24:26What the hell is he doing?
00:24:31Oh, gosh, by the beginning of the...
00:24:34Are you serious?
00:24:36You know, I've had some fans pull some pretty crazy stunts before, but...
00:24:40This?
00:24:41Pretty original.
00:24:42I am not one of your crazy fangirls.
00:24:45You jumped into my car, you destroyed my truck, and destroyed my only nice shirt for the audition.
00:24:50Yeah, that's...
00:24:54Unfortunate.
00:24:59Fine.
00:25:00Here.
00:25:02Now it'll cover the shirt, and whatever it costs to fix...
00:25:07This thing.
00:25:08I don't want your stupid autographs.
00:25:11You know, you're exactly what I imagined you'd be like.
00:25:14A spoiled Hollywood asshole.
00:25:17Now leave me alone.
00:25:24Spoiled Hollywood asshole.
00:25:26Huh?
00:25:30It's a strong opinion for a theater nerd.
00:25:39Stevie St. James?
00:25:41You mean, come on, you're doing Fright and Prejudice?
00:25:43Boring!
00:25:45You know what?
00:25:46Sometimes boring is the only way for normal people to achieve their dreams.
00:25:49Yeah?
00:25:51I'm gonna act in Hollywood 2 one day.
00:25:54You're not missing out on much, toots.
00:25:56It's not what you think it is.
00:25:57You know what?
00:25:57You can save your jaded, broken, bad boy act for someone who actually cares.
00:26:01Acting is my dream.
00:26:05And I promised someone I would never give up on that dream.
00:26:09Not that someone like you would ever understand.
00:26:12Now if you'll excuse me, I have an audition, and I'm gonna be late.
00:26:20I can close my own door.
00:26:23Like so.
00:26:28Audition, huh?
00:26:31I don't know why you had to audition, Natalie.
00:26:34You were made for the lead role.
00:26:36Yeah, you've been like the theater queen since freshman year.
00:26:38Girls, this is the last year, and it's gonna be the best year.
00:26:44Well, since Stevie is a no-show, this concludes our auditions for this year's school play.
00:26:52Wait!
00:26:54I'm here.
00:27:07All right, farm girl.
00:27:09Let's see what you got.
00:27:11All righty, Stevie.
00:27:12You made it.
00:27:13You can start whenever you're ready.
00:27:16Mr. Darcy, from the moment that I met you,
00:27:20your manners showed me that you are arrogant, selfish, and conceited.
00:27:26She's not bad.
00:27:28So my answer is no.
00:27:30You're the last man in the world who...
00:27:33Wait, where's my partner, Jameson?
00:27:38He's supposed to come in here.
00:27:40Oh no, Stevie!
00:27:42Did your acting partner ditch you?
00:27:44I don't blame him.
00:27:45This is a train wreck.
00:27:47Yeah, my desk plant has better acting skills.
00:27:51Eww like that!
00:27:56Yuck!
00:27:56Eww!
00:27:57Eww!
00:28:00Eww!
00:28:01Eww!
00:28:01Eww!
00:28:04Eww!
00:28:05Ha ha ha ha!
00:28:08So much of that!
00:28:29Lex Hull, did the biggest Hollywood star just save me?
00:28:3391.
00:28:34Right.
00:28:45Wait, this is my first kiss.
00:28:49He did a stage kiss?
00:28:51Shit, is that Lex fucking Hall?
00:28:54He's the hottest star in Hollywood, and he wants to be in the school play?
00:28:57With Stevie?
00:28:59I thought Lex quit acting.
00:29:01Why is he doing this for a poor farm girl?
00:29:03Allow me to speak but a few words.
00:29:06My dearest, and loveliest Elizabeth.
00:29:10Lex, what are you doing here?
00:29:12You don't even know the lines.
00:29:14I heard them earlier.
00:29:20He memorized that entire monologue in three seconds?
00:29:24No.
00:29:26I leave.
00:29:30I've been a selfish man all my life.
00:29:32Such it was from 8 to 18, and such it still might be.
00:29:35Not for you, the Elizabeth.
00:29:38By you, I was properly humbled.
00:29:41And if your feelings for me are still what they were the last we spoke, tell me at once.
00:29:45But otherwise, will you do me the greatest pleasure of having you?
00:30:01Bravo!
00:30:03Bravo!
00:30:05Bravo!
00:30:06Bravo!
00:30:07Beautiful chemistry.
00:30:08The lead roles are yours, provided both of you agree to do the play.
00:30:13Yes!
00:30:15Yes!
00:30:16Yes!
00:30:16Yes!
00:30:16Thank you, Mr. Hamlin.
00:30:17We won't let you down.
00:30:18Alrighty.
00:30:19Now, the auditions are over.
00:30:23But, Mr. Hamlin!
00:30:26This isn't over, you slimy barn snake.
00:30:29That lead role is mine.
00:30:32And so is Lex.
00:30:34Let's go.
00:30:41Well, that was fun.
00:30:43Good luck.
00:30:44Wait, you're leaving?
00:30:48Look, I left Hollywood to get away from all of this.
00:30:51Not to get chased around by a bunch of horny theater nerds in an amateur play.
00:30:55Okay, but Mr. Hamlin only wants us as a duo.
00:30:58Tough luck!
00:30:59Maybe next time.
00:31:01There won't be a next time, Lex!
00:31:05Not for someone like me.
00:31:08Look, my grandma taught me how to act, okay?
00:31:11And I promised her that one day I would be the lead in this cool play so she could see
00:31:14me on stage.
00:31:18She, uh...
00:31:19She never got the chance to.
00:31:22So just for once, I want to know what it feels like to really act.
00:31:33Alright.
00:31:35Stevie St. James.
00:31:37Let's say I do agree to act with you.
00:31:44What do I get out of it?
00:31:52I have a spare bedroom.
00:31:56What?
00:31:57Um, you're staying at the Plaza Hotel, right?
00:32:02I saw how crazy your fans are.
00:32:04They'll chew you up when you get back there.
00:32:06So you want me to leave my five-star hotel and come live on a farm with you?
00:32:10Well, that's what you wanted, right?
00:32:14Mr. I just want a normal life.
00:32:22Okay, fuck it.
00:32:25You got yourself a deal, farm girl.
00:32:29So you're at the farm.
00:32:30Come on.
00:32:35Yes!
00:32:36Ooh, yes!
00:32:49You weren't kidding me since I was a bit of a fixer-upper.
00:32:51Oh, I'm sorry.
00:32:52Is this farm too normal for you, Lexall?
00:32:54The hottest Hollywood star in the world.
00:32:57What?
00:32:57Did you just call me hot, St. James?
00:33:00What?
00:33:01No!
00:33:02In your dreams.
00:33:03You know, you are irritatingly full of yourself.
00:33:07I prefer the word confident.
00:33:11Speaking of.
00:33:14You weren't an action Hollywood, St. James.
00:33:20You've got to stop blushing every time a guy gets close to you.
00:33:24Oh.
00:33:29Stevie, honey!
00:33:31Mom!
00:33:32Dad!
00:33:33This is my friend that I said was going to be staying with us.
00:33:37I'm Lex.
00:33:38I'm sorry.
00:33:39I don't mean to intrude.
00:33:40Oh, Stevie's friends are always welcome here!
00:33:44So, she told us that you're her acting partner.
00:33:47And with such a talented actor's help, our baby girl's going to be a star.
00:33:52Oh, Dad!
00:33:53Stop!
00:33:54Okay, kids.
00:33:56Dinner's almost ready.
00:33:57Why don't you show Lex's room?
00:33:58Great idea.
00:33:59Hey, I hope you like venison.
00:34:03Wow.
00:34:04That was embarrassing.
00:34:06No, it was cute.
00:34:08You can tell how much they care.
00:34:10Well, no one has that.
00:34:14Anyways.
00:34:17I'm gonna go find out what venison is.
00:34:19Uh, that's not a good idea, Lex.
00:34:21I don't, I don't think you really wanna know!
00:34:22How's your dad's cooking?
00:34:30Lex Hall's an asshole.
00:34:32But why do I find him so hot?
00:34:33Will you do me the greatest pleasure?
00:34:36Of having you.
00:34:42Stop it, Stevie.
00:34:44He's literally a Hollywood actor.
00:34:46He's just acting.
00:34:48You need to stop thinking about him.
00:34:49He's a star.
00:34:51And you're just you.
00:34:53Do you always talk to the cows when you milk them?
00:35:00Well, good morning to you, too.
00:35:01Oh, my God.
00:35:08Oh!
00:35:16Well, that is just...
00:35:18Say another word.
00:35:20What are you doing in my barn naked?
00:35:22Well, I was trying to take a shower.
00:35:23And then the thing broke.
00:35:26But as my generous hostess,
00:35:29I assume you can fix it for me.
00:35:43What are you doing, St. James?
00:35:45Uh, definitely not what you think I'm doing.
00:35:47More pipes in there.
00:35:53Sure you know how to fix this?
00:35:54Uh-huh.
00:35:56Newsflash, your highness.
00:35:57Real people like me actually grew up learning real life skills
00:36:00while you were busy having tea and cake with celebrities.
00:36:03You seem to think movie stars' lives are all fun and games.
00:36:05Oh, yeah.
00:36:06Because all the fans that love you,
00:36:08and the galas,
00:36:09and traveling around the world.
00:36:11It's so horrible.
00:36:13You sure you don't want any help?
00:36:15No, you've done enough.
00:36:16The last thing I need is your help.
00:36:21Shit.
00:36:22I can't actually be stuck like this,
00:36:25with my ass pointed at...
00:36:28You've got a real talent for getting yourself
00:36:31in compromising positions.
00:36:34Don't you, phone girl?
00:36:39Lex, I'm gonna suck, okay?
00:36:40Just pull me out.
00:36:42Oh?
00:36:44I thought you didn't want my help.
00:36:46Lex, this isn't funny, okay?
00:36:48Help me.
00:36:50Ow.
00:36:53Sting, honey?
00:36:54Are you in the barn?
00:36:59Yeah, Mom, I'm just...
00:37:02Uh...
00:37:03Oh.
00:37:05I'm...
00:37:05I'm fixing the water pipe.
00:37:09Okay, do you want some help?
00:37:10No, I'm...
00:37:11I'm about to be done.
00:37:13Oh, okay.
00:37:14Breakfast is ready.
00:37:15Okay, I'm coming.
00:37:26Hey.
00:37:31What?
00:37:33Where is this stupid wrench?
00:37:38That's not a wrench.
00:37:40What?
00:37:47I am so sorry!
00:37:51It's okay.
00:37:58Okay.
00:37:58Okay.
00:37:58I'm gonna go dig a hole...
00:38:00and dive in there.
00:38:02Hold up.
00:38:04Someone owes me an apology.
00:38:08Miss...
00:38:08real-life skills.
00:38:11You know, I'm starting to think
00:38:12you only brought me on this farm to screw with me.
00:38:15St. James?
00:38:21Lexington!
00:38:23Oh, God.
00:38:24What's my mom doing back?
00:38:25Lexington?
00:38:26No.
00:38:28That's my mom.
00:38:35Lexington?
00:38:36Did you think you could run away without me knowing?
00:38:39Lexington!
00:38:41What are you doing in a...
00:38:43Oh, God.
00:38:44Barn like this and...
00:38:45without a shirt?
00:38:46I've decided to spend some time on a farm.
00:38:48Mom, you didn't have to break an energy.
00:38:50Well, apparently I did have to, Lexington.
00:38:52Your reputation is in the gutter,
00:38:55and now I find you living on some dirty farm.
00:38:58You don't belong here, Lex.
00:39:00Or with whatever redneck lives here.
00:39:06Is there someone in there with you?
00:39:09Lexington, that's it.
00:39:10I'm coming in now.
00:39:20Mom, I'm naked and I'm hard.
00:39:25Lexington, you put that towel on right now.
00:39:28No.
00:39:29Not until you get in your car and you drive away.
00:39:31I'm not a kid anymore, and I've told you, I'm quitting Hollywood.
00:39:35You are not quitting.
00:39:38You're just having a temper tantrum.
00:39:40I know you.
00:39:41I'm your mother and your agent, and in fact...
00:39:45I might remind you that all of these contracts bear your signature.
00:39:50So if you don't come back to L.A., you're going to court.
00:39:52What?
00:39:55Can you just stop hurting my life for two seconds?
00:39:58And let me be free for once?
00:40:00You know, freedom is a luxury that a movie star like you doesn't get to have.
00:40:05And so is a scandal, so I better not catch you getting into any trouble.
00:40:09And if I find out that you are messing around with some gold-digging farm girl,
00:40:14not only will I ruin your life, I'll ruin hers.
00:40:26Okay, you can turn around now.
00:40:30Sorry.
00:40:36Bad day, huh?
00:40:39Good days, bad days.
00:40:42Harold's days.
00:40:44All the endless bullshit in between.
00:40:48I'm surprised you paid for me in the Perfect Life's Hall.
00:40:51You're really not, you know?
00:40:53Perfect.
00:40:54I mean, first of all, you are majorly entitled.
00:40:58You're cocky, incredibly reckless.
00:41:01You think? For the pep talk.
00:41:03But it doesn't make you bad.
00:41:07It just makes you normal.
00:41:20You know there are copies of that, right?
00:41:23It's okay to want things.
00:41:25To forget what your mom wants and what the fans want.
00:41:29It's hard to explain, but somehow when I'm only with her, it doesn't feel so bad to be just Lex
00:41:36Hall.
00:41:38What do you want, Lex Hall?
00:41:41What do I want?
00:42:08It's so bad.
00:42:23Ever since my first film of the age of three, I've dropped it this day.
00:42:26The day that I finally turned 18.
00:42:29And so to my sweet mother here in the crowd.
00:42:31And to Hollywood and everyone watching at home.
00:42:35I just want a thing to say to all of you.
00:42:39Fuck you!
00:42:47Fuck all of you!
00:42:50Fuck this disgusting industry!
00:42:52I'm never acting again!
00:43:00I'm a spoiled Hollywood ass kid.
00:43:09Dad, I've got the school play audition. I gotta go.
00:43:11Oh, uh, break your legs, honey.
00:43:13I had to break a leg, but thank you.
00:43:22Oh my god, I can't believe we're gonna be classmates with the Lex Hall. The hottest guy from Hollywood.
00:43:29Oh my god, I could literally die.
00:43:30Do you think you'll sign my boo?
00:43:34Oh my god, there he is!
00:43:36Oh my god.
00:43:39Oh my God.
00:43:46Hold the up.
00:43:52Oh my god.
00:43:56I have loved kids and degrade my star.
00:43:58Oh my god, I'm never grand.
00:43:58Oh my god.
00:44:00COVID 2018
00:44:01Oh my god!
00:44:04I'm got help!
00:44:04Click secret to my telling me to住.
00:44:05Fuck my god, I'm been watching this music gamepod lev.
00:44:05authentication terms Peninsula�� part and video Cham sick shit shit.
00:44:13My shirt!
00:44:14What the hell?
00:44:20My hair is stuck on his clutch.
00:44:26No, no, no.
00:44:27I can't let the whole school see me like this.
00:44:32Hey, we really don't have time for this right now.
00:44:35What are you waiting for?
00:44:35No, we're driving!
00:44:37This is huge! I don't know how to-
00:44:38That's it! Again!
00:44:49Okay, stop the car! Stop the car! I think we're safe!
00:44:55Seriously?
00:45:01You having a good time down there?
00:45:03My hair is stuck.
00:45:05Stop!
00:45:06Okay, okay, I'll stop.
00:45:07Fire you later.
00:45:09Before selling out.
00:45:12Is he...
00:45:13hard?
00:45:34You know, I've had some fans post some pretty crazy stunts before, but...
00:45:39This?
00:45:40Pretty original.
00:45:41I am not one of your crazy fangirls.
00:45:44You jumped into my car, you destroyed my truck, and destroyed my only nice shirt for the audition.
00:45:50Yeah, that's unfortunate.
00:45:52Yeah, that's...
00:45:53unfortunate.
00:45:57Fine.
00:45:59Here.
00:46:01That'll cover the shirt, and whatever it costs to fix...
00:46:06this thing.
00:46:07I don't want your stupid autographs!
00:46:10You know, you're exactly what I imagined you'd be like.
00:46:13A spoiled Hollywood asshole.
00:46:16Now leave me alone.
00:46:23A spoiled Hollywood asshole.
00:46:25Huh?
00:46:29That's a strong opinion for a theater nerd.
00:46:37That's a strong opinion for a theater nerd.
00:46:42Boring!
00:46:44You know what?
00:46:45Sometimes boring is the only way for normal people to achieve their dreams.
00:46:48Yeah?
00:46:50I'm gonna act in Hollywood too one day.
00:46:53You're not missing out on much, Toots.
00:46:55It's not what you think it is.
00:46:56You know what? You can save your jaded, broken bad boy act for someone who actually cares.
00:47:00Acting is my dream.
00:47:03And I promised someone I would never give up on that dream.
00:47:08Not that someone like you would ever understand.
00:47:11Now if you'll excuse me, I have an audition, and I'm gonna be late.
00:47:19I can close my own door.
00:47:22Like so.
00:47:27Audition, huh?
00:47:30I don't know why you had to audition, Natalie.
00:47:33You were made for the lead role.
00:47:35Yeah, you've been like the theater queen since freshman year.
00:47:38Girls, this is the last year, and it's gonna be the best year.
00:47:43Well, since Stevie is a no-show, this concludes our auditions for this year's school play.
00:47:51Wait!
00:47:53I'm here.
00:48:04I'm here.
00:48:06All right, farm girl. Let's see what you got.
00:48:10All righty, Stevie.
00:48:11You made it.
00:48:13You can start whenever you're ready.
00:48:16Mr. Darcy, from the moment that I met you, your manners showed me that you are arrogant, selfish, and conceited.
00:48:25She's...not bad.
00:48:27So my answer is no.
00:48:29You're the last man in the world who...
00:48:32Wait.
00:48:33Where's my partner, Jameson?
00:48:37He's supposed to come in here.
00:48:39Oh no, Stevie!
00:48:41Did your acting partner ditch you?
00:48:43I don't blame him.
00:48:44This is a train wreck.
00:48:45Yeah, my desk plant has better acting skills.
00:48:50Ooh!
00:48:52Ooh!
00:48:56Ooh!
00:49:00Ooh!
00:49:01Ooh!
00:49:03Ah!
00:49:04Ha!
00:49:05Ha!
00:49:05Ha!
00:49:06Ha!
00:49:07Ha!
00:49:07Ha!
00:49:07Ha!
00:49:08Ha!
00:49:08Ha!
00:49:15Wha...?
00:49:28Lex Hull.
00:49:29Did the biggest Hollywood star just save me?
00:49:3291.
00:49:33Right.
00:49:44wait this is my first kiss
00:49:48he did a stage kiss shit is that lex fucking hall he's the hottest star in hollywood and he
00:49:55wants to be in the school play with stevie i thought lex quit acting why is he doing this
00:50:01for a poor farm girl allow me to speak but a few words my dearest the loveliest elizabeth
00:50:09lex what are you doing here you don't even know the lines i heard them earlier
00:50:19he memorized that entire monologue in three seconds
00:50:28i've been a selfish man all my life such it was from 8 to 18 and such it still might
00:50:34be
00:50:34not for you elizabeth by you i was properly humbled and if your feelings for me are still
00:50:42what they were the last we spoke tell me at once but otherwise
00:50:47will you do me the greatest pleasure of having you
00:51:02bravo bravo bravo beautiful chemistry the lead roles are yours provided both of you agree to do the
00:51:11play yes yes thank you mr hamlin we won't let you down
00:51:17all righty now the auditions are over
00:51:21but mr hamlin
00:51:25this isn't over you slimy barn snake
00:51:28that lead role is mine and so is lex let's go
00:51:40well that was fun good luck wait you're leaving
00:51:47look i left hollywood to get away from all of this
00:51:50not to get chased around by a bunch of horny theater nerds in an amateur play
00:51:54okay but mr hamlin only wants us as a duo
00:51:56tough luck
00:51:58maybe next time
00:51:59there won't be a next time lex
00:52:04not for someone like me
00:52:07look my grandma taught me how to act okay
00:52:10and i promised her that one day i would be the lead in this cool play so she could see
00:52:13me on stage
00:52:16she uh
00:52:18she never got the chance to
00:52:21so just for once
00:52:24i want to know what it feels like to really act
00:52:32all right
00:52:34stevie st james
00:52:36let's say i do agree to act with you
00:52:43what do i get out of it
00:52:51i have a spare bedroom
00:52:55what
00:52:57um you're staying at the plaza hotel
00:52:59right
00:53:01i saw how crazy your fans are
00:53:03they'll chew you up when you get back there
00:53:05so you want me to leave my five star hotel and come live on a farm with you
00:53:09well that's what you wanted
00:53:10right
00:53:12mister
00:53:13i just want a normal life
00:53:21okay fuck it
00:53:24you got yourself a deal farm girl
00:53:28see you at the farm
00:53:48you weren't kidding me since i was a bit of a fixer-upper
00:53:50oh i'm sorry is this farm too normal for you lex hall
00:53:53the hottest hollywood star in the world
00:53:56did you just call me hot st james
00:53:59what
00:54:00no in your dreams
00:54:02you know you are irritatingly full of yourself
00:54:05i don't prefer the word confident
00:54:10speaking of
00:54:13you want an action hollywood st james
00:54:18you've got to stop blushing every time a guy gets close to you
00:54:28stevie honey
00:54:30mom dad
00:54:31um this is my friend that i said was going to be staying with us
00:54:36i'm lex i'm sorry i don't mean to intrude
00:54:38oh stevie's friends are always welcome here
00:54:43so she told us that you're her acting partner
00:54:47and with such a talented actor's help
00:54:49mmm our baby girl's gonna be a star
00:54:51oh dad stop
00:54:53okay kids
00:54:54dinner's almost ready
00:54:56why don't you show lex's room
00:54:57great idea
00:54:58hey i hope you like venison
00:55:03wow that was embarrassing
00:55:05no it was cute
00:55:07do you tell how much they care
00:55:09not everyone has that
00:55:13anyways
00:55:16i'm gonna go find out what venison is
00:55:18uh that's not a good idea lex
00:55:20i don't i don't think you really want to know
00:55:21how's your dad's cooking
00:55:29lex hall's an asshole
00:55:30but why do i find him so hot
00:55:32will you do me the greatest pleasure
00:55:34of having you
00:55:41stop it stevie
00:55:42he's literally a hollywood actor
00:55:45he's just acting
00:55:46you need to stop thinking about him
00:55:48he's a star
00:55:50and you're just you
00:55:52do you always talk to the cows
00:55:53when you milk them
00:55:59well good morning to you too
00:56:01oh my god
00:56:15well that is
00:56:16don't say another word
00:56:19what are you doing in my barn naked
00:56:21well i was trying to take a shower
00:56:22and then the thing
00:56:24broke
00:56:25but as my generous hostess
00:56:27i assume you can fix it for me
00:56:42what are you doing saint james
00:56:43uh definitely not what you think i'm doing
00:56:46more pipes in there
00:56:52you sure you know how to fix this
00:56:53uh-huh newsflash your highness
00:56:56real people like me actually grew up
00:56:58learning real life skills
00:56:59while you were busy having tea and cake with celebrities
00:57:01you seem to think movie stars lives are all fun and games
00:57:04oh yeah
00:57:05because all the fans that love you
00:57:07and the galas
00:57:08and traveling around the world
00:57:09it's so horrible
00:57:12you sure you don't want any help
00:57:13no you've done enough
00:57:15the last thing i need is your help
00:57:21shit
00:57:21i can't actually be stuck like this with my ass pointed at
00:57:27you've got a real talent for getting yourself in compromising positions
00:57:33don't you farm girl
00:57:37lex i'm stuck okay just pull me out
00:57:41oh
00:57:42i thought you didn't want my help
00:57:45lex this isn't funny okay
00:57:46help me
00:57:52stevie honey
00:57:53are you in the barn
00:57:57yeah mom i'm just
00:58:04i'm fixing the water pipe
00:58:08okay do you want some help
00:58:09no i'm i'm about to be done
00:58:11oh okay
00:58:12breakfast is ready
00:58:14okay i'm coming
00:58:25hey
00:58:30where's that
00:58:31where's that stupid wrench
00:58:37that's not a wrench
00:58:39what
00:58:46i am so sorry
00:58:49it's okay
00:58:56okay
00:58:57i'm gonna go dig a hole
00:58:59and i'm there
00:59:00hold up
00:59:03someone owes me an apology
00:59:05miss
00:59:07real life skills
00:59:10you know i'm starting to think
00:59:11you only brought me on this farm
00:59:12to screw with me
00:59:14saint james
00:59:20lexington
00:59:22oh god
00:59:23what's my mom doing back
00:59:25lexington
00:59:25no
00:59:27that's my mom
00:59:34lexington
00:59:34did you think you could run away
00:59:36without me knowing
00:59:38lexington
00:59:38oh
00:59:40what are you doing
00:59:41in a
00:59:42oh god
00:59:42barn like this
00:59:44and without a shirt
00:59:45i've decided to spend some time
00:59:46on a farm
00:59:47mom
00:59:47you didn't have to break an enter
00:59:49well apparently i did have to
00:59:51lexington
00:59:51your reputation
00:59:52is in the gutter
00:59:54and now i find you
00:59:54living on some dirty farm
00:59:56you don't belong here
00:59:58lex
00:59:58or with whatever redneck
01:00:00lives here
01:00:05is there someone
01:00:06in there with you
01:00:08lexington
01:00:09that's it
01:00:09i'm coming in now
01:00:18mom i'm naked
01:00:20and i'm hard
01:00:23lexington
01:00:24you put that towel
01:00:25on right now
01:00:26no
01:00:28not until you get in your car
01:00:29and you drive away
01:00:30i'm not a kid anymore
01:00:32and i've told you
01:00:33i'm quitting hollywood
01:00:34you are not quitting
01:00:36you're just having a temper tantrum
01:00:38i know you
01:00:40i'm your mother
01:00:41and your agent
01:00:42and in fact
01:00:44i might remind you
01:00:45that all
01:00:46of these contracts
01:00:47bear your signature
01:00:48so if you don't come back to la
01:00:50you're going to court
01:00:54can you just stop
01:00:55ruining my life
01:00:56for two seconds
01:00:56and let me be free
01:00:57for once
01:00:59you know
01:00:59freedom is a luxury
01:01:01that a movie star
01:01:02like you
01:01:02doesn't get to have
01:01:04and so is a scandal
01:01:05so i better not
01:01:06catch you getting
01:01:07into any trouble
01:01:08and if i find out
01:01:09that you are
01:01:10messing around
01:01:10with some
01:01:11gold digging farm girl
01:01:13not only will i ruin
01:01:14your life
01:01:15i'll ruin hers
01:01:24okay you can turn around
01:01:26now
01:01:29sorry
01:01:35bad day huh
01:01:38good days
01:01:39bad days
01:01:40they're all just days
01:01:42all the endless
01:01:44bullshit
01:01:45in between
01:01:45i'm surprised
01:01:47you paid for me
01:01:48in the perfect
01:01:48luxe hall
01:01:50you're really not
01:01:51you know
01:01:52perfect
01:01:53i mean
01:01:54first of all
01:01:55you are majorly
01:01:56entitled
01:01:58you're cocky
01:01:58incredibly reckless
01:02:00you think
01:02:00for the pep talk
01:02:02but it doesn't
01:02:03make you bad
01:02:06it just makes you
01:02:07normal
01:02:19you know there are
01:02:20copies of that
01:02:21right
01:02:22it's okay to want
01:02:23things
01:02:24to forget what
01:02:24your mom wants
01:02:25and what the fans
01:02:26want
01:02:28it's hard to explain
01:02:29but somehow
01:02:30when i'm only with
01:02:31her
01:02:31it doesn't feel so
01:02:32bad
01:02:33to be just
01:02:34like hall
01:02:37what do you want
01:02:38like hall
01:02:39what do you want
01:03:03and the award for best youth actor goes to
01:03:09Lexington Hall!
01:03:22Ever since my first film of the age of three, I've drafted this day.
01:03:25The day that I finally turned 18.
01:03:28And so do my sweet mother here in the crowd.
01:03:30And to Hollywood and everyone watching at home.
01:03:34I have just one thing to say to all of you.
01:03:37Fuck you!
01:03:45Out the camera!
01:03:47Fuck all of you!
01:03:49Fuck this disgusting industry!
01:03:51I'm never acting again!
01:03:59I spoiled Hollywood Asking.
01:04:07Dad, I've got the school play audition.
01:04:09I gotta go.
01:04:10Oh, uh, break your legs, honey.
01:04:13It's break a leg, but thank you.
01:04:21Oh my god, I can't believe we're gonna be classmates with the Lex Hall.
01:04:25The hottest guy from Hollywood.
01:04:28Oh my god, I could literally die.
01:04:29Do you think you'll sign my boo?
01:04:33Oh my god, there he is!
01:04:44So far let's bring you..
01:04:48Go away!
01:04:53Oh my god, what?
01:04:59Is that Lex home?
01:05:12My shirt! What the hell?
01:05:19My hair is stuck on his clutch.
01:05:25No, no, no. I can't let the whole school see me like this.
01:05:31Hey, we really don't have time for this right now.
01:05:33What are you waiting for? Drive!
01:05:36She's huge! I don't know how to...
01:05:38Let's hit the gas!
01:05:48Okay, stop the car. Stop the car. I think we're safe.
01:05:54Seriously?
01:06:00You having a good time down there?
01:06:01My hair is stuck.
01:06:05Okay, okay. I'd stop if I were you and I'd...
01:06:08Force the loom out.
01:06:10Is he... hard?
01:06:21I'm lying.
01:06:26Car!
01:06:29Oh, gosh.
01:06:30You better be kidding me.
01:06:31Are you serious?
01:06:33You know, I've had some fans pull some pretty crazy stunts before, but...
01:06:38This?
01:06:39Pretty original.
01:06:40I am not one of your crazy fangirls.
01:06:43You jumped into my car, you destroyed my truck, and destroyed my only nice shirt for the audition.
01:06:50Yeah, that's... unfortunate.
01:06:57Fine. Here.
01:07:01Now it'll cover the shirt, and whatever it costs to fix...
01:07:05This thing.
01:07:06I don't want your stupid autographs!
01:07:09You know, you're exactly what I imagined you'd be like.
01:07:11A spoiled Hollywood asshole.
01:07:15No, leave me alone.
01:07:22Spoiled Hollywood asshole.
01:07:25Huh?
01:07:28It's a strong opinion for a theater nerd.
01:07:37Stevie St. James?
01:07:38I think I'm what? You're doing Fright and Prejudice?
01:07:41Boring!
01:07:43You know what?
01:07:44Sometimes boring is the only way for normal people to achieve their dreams.
01:07:47Yeah?
01:07:49I'm gonna act in Hollywood, too, one day.
01:07:52You're not missing out on much, toots.
01:07:54It's not what you think it is.
01:07:55You know what? You can save your jaded, broken, bad boy act for someone who actually cares.
01:07:59Acting is my dream.
01:08:02And I promised someone I would never give up on that dream.
01:08:07Not that someone like you would ever understand.
01:08:10Now, if you'll excuse me, I have an audition, and I'm gonna be late.
01:08:18I can close my own door.
01:08:21Like so.
01:08:26Audition, huh?
01:08:29I don't know why you had to audition, Natalie.
01:08:31You were made for the lead role.
01:08:34Yeah, you've been like the theater queen since freshman year.
01:08:38Girls, this is the last year, and it's gonna be the best year.
01:08:41Well, since Stevie is a no-show, this concludes our auditions for this year's school play.
01:08:50Wait!
01:08:52I'm here.
01:09:05All right, farm girl.
01:09:07Let's see what you got.
01:09:09All righty, Stevie.
01:09:10You made it.
01:09:11You can start whenever you're ready.
01:09:14Mr. Darcy, from the moment that I met you, your manners showed me that you are arrogant, selfish, and conceited.
01:09:24She's not bad.
01:09:26So my answer is no.
01:09:28You're the last man in the world who...
01:09:31Wait.
01:09:32Where's my partner, Jameson?
01:09:36He's supposed to come in here.
01:09:38Oh, no, Stevie.
01:09:40Did your acting partner ditch you?
01:09:42I don't blame him.
01:09:43This is a train wreck.
01:09:44Yeah, my desk plant has better acting skills.
01:09:49Ooh.
01:09:50Ooh.
01:09:55Ooh.
01:09:57Ooh.
01:09:57Ooh.
01:09:59Ooh.
01:10:00Ooh.
01:10:00Ooh.
01:10:01Ooh.
01:10:03Ooh.
01:10:03Ooh.
01:10:06Ooh.
01:10:11Ooh.
01:10:13Ooh.
01:10:27Lex Hull.
01:10:28Did the biggest Hollywood star just save me?
01:10:3191.
01:10:32Right.
01:10:43Wait, this is my first kiss.
01:10:47He did a stage kiss?
01:10:49Shit, is that Lex fucking Hall?
01:10:52He's the hottest star in Hollywood, and he wants to be in the school play?
01:10:55With Stevie?
01:10:57I thought Lex quit acting.
01:10:59Why is he doing this for a poor farm girl?
01:11:01Allow me to speak but a few words, my dearest, and loveliest Elizabeth.
01:11:08Lex, what are you doing here?
01:11:10You don't even know the lines.
01:11:12I heard them earlier.
01:11:18He memorized that entire monologue in three seconds?
01:11:27I've been a selfish man all my life, such it was from eight to 18 and such it still might
01:11:32be.
01:11:33Now for you, Elizabeth, by you I was properly humbled, and if your feelings for me are still
01:11:40you were the last we spoke.
01:11:42Tell me at once.
01:11:43But otherwise, will you do me the greatest pleasure of having you.
01:11:59Bravo!
01:12:01Bravo!
01:12:03Bravo!
01:12:04Bravo!
01:12:05Beautiful chemistry.
01:12:06The lead roles are yours, provided both of you agree to do the play.
01:12:10Yes!
01:12:13Yes!
01:12:14Yes!
01:12:14Thank you, Mr. Hamlin, we won't let you down.
01:12:16Alrighty.
01:12:17Now, the auditions are over.
01:12:20But Mr. Hamlin!
01:12:24This isn't over, you slimy barn snake.
01:12:27That lead role is mine.
01:12:30And so is Lex.
01:12:32Let's go.
01:12:39Well, that was fun.
01:12:41Good luck.
01:12:42Wait, you're leaving?
01:12:46Look, I left Hollywood to get away from all of this.
01:12:49Not to get chased around by a bunch of horny theater nerds in an amateur play.
01:12:53Okay, but Mr. Hamlin only wants us as a duo.
01:12:56Tough luck!
01:12:57Maybe next time.
01:12:58There won't be a next time, Lex!
01:13:03Not for someone like me.
01:13:06Look, my grandma taught me how to act, okay?
01:13:09And I promised her that one day I would be the lead in this cool play so she could see
01:13:12me on stage.
01:13:15She, uh, she never got the chance to.
01:13:20So just for once, I want to know what it feels like to really act.
01:13:31All right.
01:13:33Stevie St. James.
01:13:35Let's say I do agree to act with you.
01:13:42What do I get out of it?
01:13:50I have a spare bedroom.
01:13:54What?
01:13:55Um, you're staying at the Plaza Hotel, right?
01:14:00I saw how crazy your fans are.
01:14:02They'll chew you up when you get back there.
01:14:04So you want me to leave my five-star hotel and come live on a farm with you?
01:14:08Well, that's what you wanted.
01:14:10Right?
01:14:11Mr. I just want a normal life.
01:14:20Okay, fuck it.
01:14:23You got yourself a deal, farm girl.
01:14:27So you're the farm.
01:14:47You weren't kidding me since I was a bit of a fixer-upper.
01:14:49Oh, I'm sorry.
01:14:50Is this farm too normal for you, Lexall?
01:14:52The hottest Hollywood star in the world.
01:14:55Did you just call me hot, St. James?
01:14:58What?
01:14:59No!
01:15:00In your dreams?
01:15:01You know, you are irritatingly full of yourself.
01:15:04I prefer the word confident.
01:15:09Speaking of.
01:15:12You want an action Hollywood suit, John?
01:15:17You've got to stop blushing every time a guy gets close to you.
01:15:22I...
01:15:27Stevie, honey?
01:15:29Mom!
01:15:30Dad, um...
01:15:31This is my friend that I said was going to be staying with us.
01:15:35I'm Lex.
01:15:36I'm sorry. I don't mean to intrude.
01:15:38Oh, Stevie's friends are always welcome here.
01:15:42So, she told us that you're her acting partner.
01:15:45And with such a talented actor's help, our baby girl's going to be a star.
01:15:50Oh, Dad.
01:15:51Stop.
01:15:52Okay, kids.
01:15:53Dinner's almost ready.
01:15:55Why don't you show Lex's room?
01:15:56Great idea.
01:15:57Hey, I hope you like venison.
01:16:01Wow.
01:16:02That was embarrassing.
01:16:04No, it was cute.
01:16:06But you can tell how much they care.
01:16:08No one has that.
01:16:12Anyways.
01:16:14I'm gonna go find out what venison is.
01:16:17Uh, that's not a good idea, Lex.
01:16:19I don't...
01:16:19I don't think you really want to know.
01:16:20What's your dad's cooking?
01:16:28Lex Hall's an asshole.
01:16:30But why do I find him so hot?
01:16:31And will you do me the greatest pleasure of having you?
01:16:40Stop it, Stevie.
01:16:41He's literally a Hollywood actor.
01:16:44He's just acting.
01:16:45I need to stop thinking about him.
01:16:47He's a star.
01:16:49And you're just you.
01:16:51Do you always talk to the cows when you milk them?
01:16:58Well, good morning to you, too.
01:16:59Oh, my God.
01:17:14Well, that is just...
01:17:16Don't say another word.
01:17:18What are you doing in my barn naked?
01:17:20Well, I was trying to take a shower.
01:17:21And then the thing broke.
01:17:24But as my generous hostess, I assume you can fix it for me.
01:17:41What are you doing, St. James?
01:17:43Uh, definitely not what you think I'm doing.
01:17:45More pipes in there.
01:17:51You sure you know how to fix this?
01:17:52Huh.
01:17:54Newsflash, your highness.
01:17:55Real people like me actually grew up learning real life skills while you were busy having tea and cake with
01:18:00celebrities.
01:18:01You seem to think movie stars' lives are all fun and games.
01:18:03Oh, yeah. Because all the fans that love you and the galas and traveling around the world. It's so horrible.
01:18:11You sure you don't want any help?
01:18:13No, you've done enough. The last thing I need is your help.
01:18:20Shit. I can't actually be stuck like this with my ass pointed at...
01:18:27You've got a real talent for getting yourself in compromising positions.
01:18:32Don't you, farm girl?
01:18:36Lex, I'm stuck, okay? Just pull me out.
01:18:40Oh?
01:18:42I thought you didn't want my help.
01:18:44Lex, this isn't funny, okay? Help me.
01:18:51Stay, honey? Are you in the barn?
01:18:56Yeah, Mom, I'm just...
01:18:59Oh.
01:19:02Oh.
01:19:03I'm fixing the water pipe.
01:19:06Okay, do you want some help?
01:19:08No, I'm about to be done.
01:19:11Oh, okay. Breakfast is ready.
01:19:13Okay, I'm coming.
01:19:24Hey.
01:19:29Where is this stupid wrench?
01:19:36That's not a wrench.
01:19:38What?
01:19:45I am so sorry.
01:19:48It's okay.
01:19:55Okay, I'm gonna go dig a hole and dive in there.
01:19:59Hold up.
01:20:02Someone owes me an apology.
01:20:05Miss...
01:20:06Real-life skills?
01:20:08You know, I'm starting to think you only brought me on this farm to screw with me.
01:20:13St. James?
01:20:19Lexington!
01:20:20Lexington?
01:20:21Oh, God. What's my mom doing back?
01:20:23Lexington?
01:20:24No.
01:20:26That's my mom.
01:20:33Lexington?
01:20:34Did you think you could run away without me knowing?
01:20:37Lexington?
01:20:39What are you doing in a...
01:20:41Oh, God.
01:20:41Barn like this and...
01:20:43Without a shirt?
01:20:44I've decided to spend some time on a farm.
01:20:46Mom, you didn't have to break an energy.
01:20:48Well, apparently I did have to, Lexington.
01:20:51Your reputation is in the gutter and now I find you living on some dirty farm.
01:20:56You don't belong here, Lex.
01:20:58Or with whatever redneck lives here.
01:21:04Is there someone in there with you?
01:21:07Lexington, that's it. I'm coming in now.
01:21:18Mom, I'm naked and I'm hard.
01:21:23Lexington, you put that towel on right now.
01:21:26No.
01:21:27Not until you get in your car and you drive away.
01:21:29I'm not a kid anymore and I've told you, I'm quitting Hollywood.
01:21:33You are not quitting.
01:21:36You're just having a temper tantrum.
01:21:38I know you.
01:21:39I'm your mother and your agent and in fact...
01:21:43I might remind you that all of these contracts bear your signature.
01:21:48So if you don't come back to LA, you're going to court.
01:21:53Can you just stop hurting my life for two seconds?
01:21:56And let me be free for once.
01:21:58You know, freedom is a luxury that a movie star like you doesn't get to have.
01:22:03And so is a scandal, so I better not catch you getting into any trouble.
01:22:07And if I find out that you were messing around with some gold digging farm girl,
01:22:12not only will I ruin your life, I'll ruin hers.
01:22:23Okay, you can turn around now.
01:22:28Sorry.
01:22:34Bad day, huh?
01:22:37Good days, bad days.
01:22:40Harold's days.
01:22:41All the endless bullshit in between.
01:22:46I'm surprised you paid for me in the perfect club's hall.
01:22:49You're really not.
01:22:50You know? Perfect.
01:22:52I mean, first of all, you are majorly entitled.
01:22:56You're cocky, incredibly reckless.
01:22:59You think? For the pep talk.
01:23:01But it doesn't make you bad.
01:23:05It just makes you normal.
01:23:18You know there are copies of that, right?
01:23:21It's okay to want things.
01:23:23To forget what your mom wants and what the fans want.
01:23:27It's hard to explain, but somehow when I'm only with her,
01:23:31it doesn't feel so bad to be just like Saul.
01:23:36What do you want, like Saul?
01:23:39What do I want?
01:23:40How dare you?
01:23:41How dare you?
01:23:42How dare you?
01:23:44How dare you?
01:23:59Maybe I dare you.
01:23:59How dare you?
01:24:00All the halls is...
01:24:01What do you got next to Arthur?
01:24:03How dare you like.
01:24:03And the award for Best Youth Actor goes to...
01:24:08Lexington Hall.
01:24:21Ever since my first film of the age of three,
01:24:23I've dropped it this day.
01:24:24The day that I finally turned 18.
01:24:27And so do my sweet mother here in the crowd.
01:24:29And to Hollywood
01:24:30and everyone watching at home,
01:24:33I have just one thing to say to all of you.
01:24:36Fuck you.
01:24:45Fuck all of you.
01:24:48Fuck this disgusting industry.
01:24:50I'm never acting again.
01:24:58I spoiled Hollywood ass.
01:25:06Dad, I've got the school play audition.
01:25:08I gotta go.
01:25:09Oh, uh, break your legs, honey.
01:25:12It's break a leg, but thank you.
01:25:20Oh my God.
01:25:21I can't believe we're going to be classmates
01:25:23with the Lexington Hall.
01:25:25The hottest guy from Hollywood.
01:25:27Oh my God.
01:25:27I could literally die.
01:25:28Do you think you'll sign my boo?
01:25:32Oh my God.
01:25:33There he is.
01:25:43So call us spring.
01:25:58Is that Lex home?
01:26:11My shirt!
01:26:12What the hell?
01:26:18My hair is stuck.
01:26:20On his clutch?
01:26:24No, no, no.
01:26:24I can't let the whole school
01:26:26see me like this.
01:26:30Hey, we really don't have time
01:26:32for this right now.
01:26:32What are you waiting for?
01:26:33Drive!
01:26:35She's huge.
01:26:36I don't know how to...
01:26:36Let's hit the gas!
01:26:47Okay, stop the car.
01:26:48Stop the car.
01:26:49I think we're safe.
01:26:53Seriously?
01:26:59You having a good time down there?
01:27:00My hair is stuck.
01:27:03Okay, okay.
01:27:04Stop.
01:27:05Fire you later.
01:27:07Before selling out.
01:27:09Is he hard?
01:27:20I'm lying.
01:27:24What the hell is he?
01:27:25Car!
01:27:28Oh, gosh.
01:27:29You better be kidding me.
01:27:30Are you serious?
01:27:32You know, I've had some fans
01:27:34pull some pretty crazy stunts before,
01:27:36but...
01:27:37this?
01:27:38Pretty original.
01:27:39I am not one of your
01:27:40crazy fangirls.
01:27:42You jumped into my car,
01:27:44you destroyed my truck,
01:27:45and destroyed my only
01:27:46nice shirt for the audition.
01:27:48Yeah.
01:27:50That's...
01:27:51unfortunate.
01:27:56Fine.
01:27:57Here.
01:28:00That'll cover the shirt
01:28:01and whatever it costs
01:28:02to fix...
01:28:04this thing.
01:28:05I don't want
01:28:06your stupid autographs!
01:28:08You know, you're exactly
01:28:09what I imagined
01:28:09you'd be like.
01:28:10A spoiled Hollywood asshole.
01:28:13Now, leave me alone.
01:28:21Spoiled Hollywood asshole.
01:28:23Huh?
01:28:27Is a strong opinion
01:28:28for a theater nerd?
01:28:36Stevie St. James?
01:28:38I mean, come on,
01:28:38you're doing
01:28:39Fright and Prejudice?
01:28:40Boring!
01:28:42You know what?
01:28:43Sometimes boring
01:28:44is the only way
01:28:44for normal people
01:28:45to achieve their dreams.
01:28:46Yeah?
01:28:48I'm gonna act
01:28:49in Hollywood too one day.
01:28:51So you're not
01:28:51missing out on much,
01:28:52toots.
01:28:52That's not what you think
01:28:53it is.
01:28:54You know what?
01:28:54You can save your jaded,
01:28:55broken, bad boy act
01:28:56for someone who actually cares.
01:28:58Acting is my dream.
01:29:01And I promised someone
01:29:02I would never give up
01:29:03on that dream.
01:29:06Not that someone like you
01:29:07would ever understand.
01:29:09Now if you'll excuse me,
01:29:10I have an audition
01:29:11and I'm gonna be late.
01:29:17I can close my own door.
01:29:20Like so.
01:29:25Audition, huh?
01:29:28I don't know why
01:29:29you had to audition, Natalie.
01:29:30You were made
01:29:31for the lead role.
01:29:33Yeah, you've been like
01:29:33the theater queen
01:29:34since freshman year.
01:29:36Girls,
01:29:37this is the last year
01:29:38and it's gonna be
01:29:39the best year.
01:29:41Well,