00:03I want to make a statement here. I want to make a fucking statement. There's two rules at Barstool
00:09Sports in Chicago at least. No guns, zero guns, a zero tolerance for guns, and also when you go to
00:18the bathroom, if you're going to strip naked to change your clothes, have to be in a stall.
00:24I want to add a third one because from 3.30 to 4.30, I was dry heaving. On Manjaro,
00:32never have the Chicago beef.
00:35Run and roll! That's all I got. What are you doing tonight? You want to come to us to dinner?
00:44Where are you guys going to dinner? A la vita. Ooh, let me get back to you because I'm moving
00:49tomorrow,
00:49so I have a lot of practice to do. Alright, God bless. What city is this? Wow, is that gorgeous?
00:59I would guess, whoo, Corvette, Canada. Yes. Oh, okay. A second guess? I don't know if this would help,
01:09but I do have a second photo of the same city. Oh, uh, Indonesia. I have no idea. I'm half
01:18a lawn.
01:18Why are you humiliating me? I got 550 math SATs, 390. They didn't even think I was Jewish. I'm half
01:28a moron.
01:29I've done more with less. Cleveland, Ohio? Yeah. Shout out Cleveland. Have you ever been there?
01:36Of course. I was there last year hanging out with Arnold Schwarzenegger, his son,
01:42with Jenks and Tank in Ohio. We were right outside where Ohio State plays. Right there. It was amazing.
01:49Loved Ohio. They have like a long street. Ohio State doesn't play in Cleveland.
01:54Oh! Columbus. Yeah. Columbus. Oh, we were in Columbus. Okay. We were in Columbus. I'm sorry.
01:59Alright. I'm sorry. Brandon? Yep. Oh, wow. These ones are for Brandon. Yeah, Brandon's mad at me.
02:04Okay. Ready? Welcome back to the Brandon Walker College Football Show and Annika Christie Gossip Show.
02:10This time I brought Brandon flowers because, oh, oh, oh, wait, oh, wait.
02:19What? Uh, hi, girl. Oh, hey, girl. I brought you flowers. And Sydney. Hey, Annika.
02:26What are you two doing out here? We're gossiping. What?
02:30Uh, no. I'm sorry.
02:32Wait, what? I was, uh, we were actually doing a pilot of the Brandon Walker-Sydney, last name?
02:38ILO.
02:39Sydney ILO Gossip Show. We were just, uh, you know, it's just an idea. Uh, I do the college football.
02:44She does the gossip. She was just telling me about all the boys that were in her DMs.
02:47Yes.
02:47And all the boys that were, uh, that were...
02:49Hitting me up.
02:50Whatever. She was just, I don't know.
02:51Well, I got you flowers because I saw you gossiping on the yak and I understood how you felt.
02:58See, here's the thing. And here's the thing. Um, I heard, I heard that you, I heard, I heard that
03:05you got me flowers and...
03:08You ruined my flowers.
03:13There's water in flowers?
03:15How do you think they stay alive?
03:17I don't think they do stay alive. They always die.
03:19You're killing my flowers.
03:21I don't kill anything.
03:21Here's the thing.
03:22Why the fuck is she still here?
03:23I got some flavor water all over my fucking pants.
03:26And here's the thing. I heard you got me flowers.
03:27And then last night you went on Twitter and you tweeted at the DMs and said, my guy.
03:32My guy.
03:32You're my bestie. He's my guy. You're my girl. You're my number one girl.
03:35Yesterday you begged me and you were like, oh, please. Can we just do it? Can we just do it?
03:38And I was like, yeah, I guess we can do it.
03:39And then you went and said, my guy?
03:41Why is she still here? She's still sitting here.
03:43Bitch, why are you still here?
03:44Get out. We're gossiping.
03:46Okay.
03:47I'm taking my spot back.
03:49I honestly did not know there were flowers and there was that much water.
03:53There was a lot of water in these flowers.
03:54Did you know there was that much water in the flowers?
03:57They're all over my pops.
03:59Yeah. Well, also, you ruined...
04:02What's that?
04:03Well, it was a note for you.
04:07Best co-host ever. This is good for one free lunch courtesy of Annika or maybe more free lunches if
04:14I'm still not forgiven.
04:15So, sincerely, Annika.
04:17Yes.
04:18But why didn't you just bring me the free lunch?
04:20Because I didn't know exactly what you wanted.
04:21What if you want sushi, Benihana, something like that?
04:25I eat the same damn thing every day.
04:27Sometimes you switch it up.
04:28To what?
04:29Portillo's.
04:30You switch it up to McDonald's.
04:32Yeah, multiple lunches.
04:34Girl, how are you?
04:34All right, so I'm over here tidying up a little bit, trying to clean up and organize before we wheel
04:40the furniture in here.
04:41And I get close to this.
04:42Now, this is where Spider dumps the grass clippings, because I guess you can use it as fertilizer eventually.
04:49So, we've just been storing it all in here.
04:51And I get over here, and I'm like, what is that smell?
04:55It smells like a dead body, like rotting.
04:58And I flip the cover over, and look how all the condensation, and there's like brown slime and shit.
05:08And all, I flip it over, and all these flies, you can still see some of them, all these flies
05:13come fucking buzzing out.
05:16And it's that cracked open, rotting watermelon that the PMT guys were out here tossing around the other day.
05:24They threw it in the grass clippings garbage, which, honestly, it's not their fault.
05:30It's a fucking garbage can.
05:31Look at all these slides.
05:31You got to see this thing.
05:33I'm going to open this up.
05:34Cover your nose.
05:36It fucking reeks.
05:37It reeks already.
05:38Dude.
05:40You got to get shot of this.
05:42I got it.
05:43Just because no one's going to, everyone's going to think I'm exaggerating.
05:45Oh, the fucking flies.
05:54Oh.
05:57Can you get in there?
06:02Oh, so many frogs.
06:03It's like white.
06:05Like, what's the white shit?
06:07Dude, I don't know.
06:08There's all this, like, white, oh.
06:16Oh, it smells like baby diapers.
06:24Fucking guys.
06:26Furniture delivery.
06:28Thursday morning.
06:309 a.m.
06:32It's the big day.
06:33Great Escape arrived right on time.
06:35Actually, they were five minutes early, so I was on time, but technically I'm late because
06:40they beat me here.
06:41But anyways, truck's too big, so they're building and staging the furniture outside.
06:48And we're going to walk it down here, and we're going to walk it down here.
06:51I'm going to need some hands, so I recruited Kadic, Nicky, Chef Donnie, Breve, and I'm going
07:00to see who else showed up.
07:01I don't think it's going to be too bad.
07:04I think, I mean, there's a ton.
07:07This truck is packed to the brim.
07:11Here's the before, and then we'll do a during, and then we'll do an after.
07:20Hangovers, don't stop me.
07:25Hangover.
07:26So it'll work.
07:28Oh, really?
07:29Yeah.
07:31Once again, Dante's the greatest planner in the world.
07:36Doesn't do any of the manual labor.
07:42Come on.
07:46Dante is on his phone.
07:53I don't recommend.
07:54I just exist in the world.
07:55Good, good.
07:56I exist in the world.
07:57All right, good.
07:57Because I don't like the way they're talking.
07:58I appreciate that.
08:00You know?
08:00I don't like it.
08:01What are they saying?
08:02Bad stuff.
08:03What?
08:04How bad?
08:05Bad.
08:06Bad?
08:08I don't like it.
08:09Oh, I got one thing to say.
08:11Fuck him.
08:13Kill them.
08:14He killed them with that.
08:15Kill shot.
08:16One shot.
08:16That's what he needs to do more of.
08:18Yeah, you got to do more of.
08:20That's it.
08:2220 points, 15 rebounds, 9 assists in 24 minutes.
08:27Guess who had that stat line?
08:29Guy guess?
08:30Giannis Antetokounmpo.
08:32Clay Thompson shot the lights out the fucking building.
08:35Tim Hardaway Jr.
08:38Do you know who his daddy is?
08:39Tim Hardaway.
08:40Tim Hardaway, yeah.
08:42And guess who he played for?
08:43The Heat.
08:44His jersey's hanging up in the arena.
08:46Shot the lights out the building.
08:47Andrew Wiggins.
08:49Dog.
08:49Did you see how fast Davion Mitchell looked with the fucking ball in his head?
08:53You can't touch him.
08:54Answer me one question.
08:55Who is guarding Giannis with this great stat line he has?
08:58It doesn't matter.
09:00The whole team tried to guard him.
09:02It did not matter.
09:03They couldn't guard him.
09:04Name me someone that could guard Giannis in transition.
09:06I'll wait.
09:07Giannis is really good.
09:09The team, what I said was before they signed Clay.
09:12Oh, my God.
09:13I can spin all of you.
09:13Fair.
09:15But outside of Clay Thompson, the team is horrible.
09:18Do you know who Pella Larson is?
09:20Yeah.
09:21He's a quality player.
09:23Do you know who Bobby Portis is?
09:25Great scrappy player in the NBA.
09:27Like, you're laughing, bro.
09:29What are you laughing about?
09:30Bobby Portis is a jerk.
09:31Were you there in 2012 when the Heat won an NBA title?
09:35Yeah.
09:35Okay.
09:36I will bet you right now the Heat go further than the Knicks.
09:41What do you want to bet?
09:42You tell me.
09:44500.
09:45500?
09:46100, 200?
09:48Will you do five?
09:49Whatever you want.
09:50500.
09:50500.
09:51Do you want any star player insurance protection?
09:55I think if anybody has a season-ending injury, the bet is off.
10:00But, yes.
10:00Any of the – you're a big two, my big two.
10:04Towns.
10:05Towns, Brunson.
10:06Towns and Brunson, and mine's Giannis and Bam.
10:08Done.
10:09500.
10:10Easiest 500 bucks I ever make.
10:11This guy doesn't know ball.
10:12He wins one NBA championship his whole life.
10:15I've got three, bro.
10:17Eudonis Haslam.
10:19UD.
10:20Culture.
10:21Joel Anthony.
10:22Joel Anthony.
10:23Dog.
10:24If you guys get bounced in the same round.
10:25Actually, he was pretty shit, but –
10:26But they go –
10:27He was – I love – I'll always love Joel Anthony.
10:30What?
10:30They go down in the same round.
10:31Same round, but more games played.
10:34Oh, no push.
10:36No push.
10:37Push is –
10:37You've got to go further.
10:39You've got to go further.
10:41Feed me the Knicks in the second round of the playoffs.
10:45Feed me the fucking Knicks.
10:46If they get there.
10:47If they even get there.
10:48Yeah.
10:49It could be a championship hangover.
10:50That's what I'm saying.
10:51Yeah.
10:51They're all in New York, New York, New York.
10:53They're probably popping bottles.
10:55That was you.
10:56Well, you love New York.
10:57Huh?
10:58You love New York.
10:58I didn't say I didn't love New York.
10:59I know, but you're doing the whole thing.
11:01It's like –
11:01That's what I was doing in New York.
11:03Yeah, I was doing the same thing.
11:04And now you're turning on me.
11:05Imagine if I was Jalen Brunson.
11:06I thought you were about to move there.
11:08Oh, wow.
11:09We're not going down that path anymore.
11:22We're not going down that path anymore.
