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In this satirical short film, a highschool student filmmaker finds himself stuck during the process of making a short film for an upcoming short film festival, just then, a guide comes along and takes him through the loopholes and hidden rules of it.
Transcript
00:19Shhhhhhhhhh!
00:20My friend Herman here.
00:22He's working on a short film.
00:23Let's take a look.
00:27I...
00:27I just can't come up with anything.
00:29I...
00:31I really need this right now.
00:33I see you're struggling. Let me help.
00:38Thanks.
00:39I really needed this.
00:41I was signing up for this thing.
00:44Now, let's get started.
00:46Your first step, your motive.
00:47The reason you want to do this film in the first place.
00:50What's your motive, Herman?
00:51You see, before I really interrupted,
00:53I was going to join this short film festival.
00:56You know, it's like super important.
01:00What just so happens
01:02that I'm teaching these lovely people
01:04how to make a short film.
01:08What are you talking about?
01:09Is it being okay, Herman?
01:11Alright, let's get started.
01:12I'm on a time crunch.
01:13I really only have two rules for y'all, to be honest.
01:16One's in a rubric.
01:17What's it look like?
01:18Well, it says that you can't have copyrighted music
01:21unless you license it.
01:23License?
01:23How are you going to be able to get a license for that?
01:25You're in high school.
01:28That's a really good question.
01:32Alright, what's next?
01:33Well, no sexual content.
01:35Of course.
01:36What's next?
01:37Uh...
01:38You hear that, guys?
01:41No swearing.
01:42So it means you can't say words like
01:44F***
01:46F***
01:47F***
01:48F***
01:48F***
01:49F***
01:49F***
01:50F***
01:52F***
01:52Such and such.
01:54And the worst of all...
01:55Damn.
01:56But you just said it.
02:01Um...
02:02Let's move on to the next step.
02:03Step two.
02:04The plot.
02:05What's your plot, Herman?
02:07Oh.
02:08Well...
02:09I don't have one.
02:11Well, I was just wondering if you could like...
02:12Whoops!
02:13Looks like we're out of time.
02:14I hope I help all you future filmmakers out there.
02:17I'll see you soon.
02:18Wait!
02:26Let's get started.
02:27I'm on the timing.
02:30What's your plot, Herman?
02:31Well, I was uh...
02:32I joined this film festival.
02:34And so, I was just gonna like...
02:36Do this thing where I like...
02:37Go into the thing and the line's over.
02:39So I kinda have to...
02:40Need you to cut the...
02:41Oh.
02:43Oh, really?
02:44Yeah.
02:44Oh, okay.
03:04This is just...
03:04I'm so sorry.
03:05I was just gonna like...
03:05I don't see you on that...
03:05But I don't see you!
03:05I don't see you.
03:05You see, I have to ask me that I live I need you.
03:06I need you in the back...
03:07You don't see you.

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