Gli abitanti del villaggio siciliano di Pietrammare vivono nel caos: le strade hanno buche, spazzatura e rifiuti giacciono ammucchiati sui marciapiedi. Un giorno appare un nuovo candidato per l'ufficio del sindaco, che promette grandi cambiamenti.
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00:00:27Thank you all.
00:00:31La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la.
00:00:34After this piece, we return to our chat with the outgoing mayor of Pietrammare, Gaetano Patanè.
00:00:40So, Mr. Mayor, in a nutshell, why should our fellow citizens re-elect you?
00:00:45Mine is the vote of counturity.
00:00:47Politics, as I understood it, as sacrifice, has brought the results we all dreamed of.
00:00:55Dear friends, we have come a long way.
00:00:59but I'm sure that together we will do even more
00:01:02I tell the citizens to stay calm
00:01:05also because what I had done my party in Pietramare
00:01:08it's there for all to see
00:01:10and I assure you that our luck is not ours
00:01:13but rather the result of our commitment
00:01:16what a shame, what a shame
00:01:19and then my friends, what can I say about our wonderful port?
00:01:24created with enormous sacrifices
00:01:27which has become a key hub of the Mediterranean Sea
00:01:31but our buttonhole feo
00:01:33is that we have created jobs
00:01:35and we did it respecting the environment
00:01:37and fighting all forms of pollution
00:01:40well, it's nice to see the smile has returned
00:01:43on the faces of our fellow citizens
00:01:45enough with the old politics
00:01:47enough with the arrogance
00:01:49with the accident
00:01:49go, go
00:01:51to Pozzo a Cusse, go
00:01:53Good morning
00:01:55leave me the key for one euro
00:01:57and mind you, it's your moon that has to go to eat
00:02:01go, come
00:02:02Good morning
00:02:04Good morning
00:02:04look at this, he parked me inside the shop
00:02:06this country has become a dump
00:02:09this is because the police are all shirkers, these cuckolds
00:02:12shame
00:02:12have a good day, Antò
00:02:14Whose Camorra does this belong to?
00:02:17dear citizens
00:02:19vote for change
00:02:20vote for Natoli
00:02:21more energy, Betty
00:02:23Dear citizens of Pietrammare
00:02:25oppa, dwarf
00:02:26Dear citizens of Pietrammare
00:02:28sorry for the inconvenience
00:02:29Uncle
00:02:30vote for Patanè
00:02:33without asking you why
00:02:35enough with the old politics
00:02:37enough with the arrogance
00:02:39with clientelism
00:02:40with rudeness
00:02:44we are all patanè
00:02:48vote for Patanè
00:02:49but you see
00:02:50but where is he going?
00:02:52where are you going?
00:02:53where are you going?
00:02:53but can't you see that I stumbled first?
00:02:56it's one way
00:02:56but what does he care anyway?
00:03:00where are you going uncle? you're going against the grain
00:03:03backlog
00:03:03you are against hand
00:03:05go back
00:03:06I repeat
00:03:07backlog
00:03:08you step back
00:03:10it's you against the hand
00:03:12back off immediately
00:03:13nothing will happen to you
00:03:16you have to back off
00:03:18you are forbidden
00:03:20and who says so?
00:03:21who says that?
00:03:22didn't read the sign
00:03:23oh Guido I read the signs
00:03:25that's how accidents happen
00:03:27oh you're crazy
00:03:28back off immediately
00:03:30and no one will get hurt
00:03:31but look, it's really
00:03:33All right
00:03:33then let's go back
00:03:34please can you move back
00:03:37backlog
00:03:38Like this
00:03:38Thank you
00:03:39we are all patanè
00:03:42vote for Patanè
00:03:43without asking anymore
00:03:45I always told you
00:03:46that you uncle should have one
00:03:47no two
00:03:48a
00:03:48go go back
00:03:50go back
00:03:52go
00:03:52thanks so much
00:03:54no need to flash
00:03:56Like this
00:03:56and if your father knew
00:03:58that he is campaigning for Patanè
00:04:00one last effort
00:04:02ah behind
00:04:03so slowly
00:04:04thank you ma'am
00:04:05thank you thank you
00:04:06Thank you
00:04:07a little further back
00:04:07so madam
00:04:08but who wants us?
00:04:11but who gave you the patanè?
00:04:13we are all patanè
00:04:15vote for Patanè
00:04:16without asking you why
00:04:19things in this country need to change
00:04:21the garbage is burying us alive
00:04:23because the traffic is no longer walkable
00:04:26the recommendations
00:04:27the same people always go on here
00:04:28you're right
00:04:29you are absolutely right
00:04:30things can't go on like this
00:04:32we must give hope to this country
00:04:35we must give our children hope
00:04:36here I want to give them an alternative
00:04:39well done Pierpaolo
00:04:40we are with you
00:04:41we are with you
00:04:41professor
00:04:43sorry to butt in
00:04:45professor in my opinion when someone is elected
00:04:48then he becomes like everyone else
00:04:50but
00:04:50could be
00:04:53and then I ask you something
00:04:56put me to the test
00:05:01Maximum
00:05:01At that time?
00:05:02your father made a beautiful speech
00:05:07Pope
00:05:10how's it going?
00:05:11good very well
00:05:12people are tired and want change
00:05:14they are all with you
00:05:15you'll see that we'll fix this country
00:05:21vote for Patanè
00:05:22please vote for me madam
00:05:25vote for Patanè
00:05:26without asking you why
00:05:28well done Gaspare
00:05:29except my name is not Gaspare
00:05:31oh well it doesn't matter what matters is that you remember the gazebo
00:05:34gazebo
00:05:35we'll talk about it after the Gaspare lessons
00:05:37vote for Patanè
00:05:38here it is
00:05:39vote for me patanè
00:05:40patanè
00:05:41good morning vote Natoli
00:05:43vote for change
00:05:44we care
00:05:45Mrs. Giovanna
00:05:46Good morning
00:05:47Good morning
00:05:48this is our electoral program
00:05:50thanks but I know him
00:05:51I know the professor
00:05:52Good morning
00:05:53Good morning
00:05:54and I vote for her
00:05:55I'm just keeping this one for myself
00:05:57this way I check if it keeps its promises
00:05:59for us every promise is a debt Mrs. Giovanna
00:06:02yes only that so far they have made the promises and we have paid the debts
00:06:07and goodbye good luck
00:06:09Thank you
00:06:09let's hope so
00:06:10give these to your parents and tell them to vote for Patanè
00:06:14patanè
00:06:14otherwise the teacher will fail you
00:06:15Do you know how many times I failed because I voted wrong?
00:06:19but what is he doing?
00:06:20but who's campaigning here?
00:06:22and then for this criminal who ate half the country
00:06:25okay but the other half is left
00:06:27but let's be less funny
00:06:28and rather take care of your son
00:06:30who got a four again on his math test
00:06:32Nicolino is the real one, what the teacher says
00:06:34Dad, I copied from my classmate as you told me.
00:06:38Right
00:06:39If he's bad, what can I do?
00:06:42and okay, teacher, but if you put him next to the bad ones
00:06:46I don't let it get to the pass mark from man to man
00:06:54sorry love
00:06:54you're arriving now
00:06:55I am sorry
00:06:56how is it going, Chiara, to pull
00:06:57great when your brother talks
00:06:59she enchants everyone
00:07:00let's hope so
00:07:01these are for them
00:07:03they ordered two fruit juices
00:07:04and over there is the coffee machine to clean
00:07:06I'm running off now because my shift at work is starting
00:07:08HI
00:07:08HI
00:07:13but at home I'm in charge
00:07:15we're all in the same boat Valentino
00:07:21he told me I'll die peacefully because I know he'll win in Patanè
00:07:27I greet you
00:07:28Thank you
00:07:37but you're not ashamed
00:07:38even with the dead
00:07:40I see it every once in a while
00:07:48but what's this again here, buddy?
00:07:50we said this is neutral territory
00:07:52no one campaigns for anyone
00:07:54apart from the fact that I didn't put it there
00:07:55and who put it there?
00:07:56I do not
00:07:57but then you're not ashamed
00:07:58campaign for Patanè
00:08:00I'll do it for you too
00:08:02for me?
00:08:03Certain
00:08:03Patanè promised me that as soon as he is elected
00:08:06he authorizes us to build the gazebo
00:08:07and we take away the old socoso
00:08:09We've been following him for years, except
00:08:10and you still believe in fairy tales
00:08:12but but now it's different
00:08:13there is a relationship between me and patanè
00:08:15of mutual trust and collaboration
00:08:17that one respects me
00:08:18but what if he doesn't even remember your name?
00:08:20what did he call you today?
00:08:22Gaspar
00:08:23which is a nice name though, eh?
00:08:25he is one of the Three Wise Men
00:08:26my little brother is hatching
00:08:26only that one brought myrrh
00:08:28and you carry the shopping bags
00:08:31Boys
00:08:32clash at the top
00:08:41Professor Dattori
00:08:42my respects
00:08:44I heard that she will be my challenger
00:08:46I simply give voice to those who don't think like you
00:08:49and you do well
00:08:50this is called democracy
00:08:53only then
00:08:55there are elections, huh?
00:08:57but it's not like there will only be these elections
00:09:00oh no
00:09:01sooner or later
00:09:02the wind of change is coming
00:09:04ah the wind is coming
00:09:05so we have to go and buy a nice coat
00:09:14professor
00:09:14my respects
00:09:16Good day
00:09:33dear brother-in-law
00:09:35we are all with you
00:09:37I feel like we're going to win
00:09:39thanks save
00:09:40but I see it as very difficult
00:09:41you who make sounds
00:09:44you know the one that does
00:09:45papapapam
00:09:47papapapam
00:09:47uncle but it's a guitar
00:09:49it's not a piano
00:09:50Oh, they teach you these things at the conservatory.
00:09:52the uncles have arrived
00:09:54Nicolino and mom
00:09:55go wash your hands, we'll be eating soon
00:09:59finally
00:09:59hello save
00:10:00I find parking and arrive
00:10:02okay put it there
00:10:04but that's the place for disabled people
00:10:06well, I always put it on him
00:10:08and what if it arrives?
00:10:10and when it arrives it rings
00:10:11Pinuccio is used to it, he knows it's me
00:10:13do me this favor
00:10:15Giovo parking and arrival
00:10:17okay but hurry up the kids are hungry
00:10:19one minute and I'll be there
00:10:29Lucio
00:10:29eat because you see that he never seems to be on the bench
00:10:32calories are consumed, eh
00:10:33he is not polite
00:10:35I'm waiting for my father
00:10:36Bravo
00:10:36look how polite your cousin is
00:10:38you don't eat until everyone else has started
00:10:42but are you eating too?
00:10:43and there is
00:10:44and there is
00:10:45if he eats what do I do?
00:10:46I make him eat alone
00:10:47I keep you company
00:10:48eh
00:10:48you see that you made me feel better with your mother
00:10:51but what should I do with you?
00:10:52I had to take the second one out of the oven.
00:10:54if it doesn't dry out
00:10:55and what do we do?
00:10:56are we waiting for it?
00:10:57but for me it's no problem let's wait for it
00:10:59but what did you do?
00:11:00artichokes and potatoes
00:11:01okay here let me taste
00:11:02except
00:11:03okay one
00:11:06oh finally
00:11:07Sorry, but finding a parking spot is a challenge.
00:11:09and did you find it?
00:11:10luckily right under the house
00:11:11Good
00:11:12not under my house
00:11:13oh convenient
00:11:14it stays parked for tomorrow like this
00:11:16but anyway guys sorry but you could have started without me
00:11:19no it's not polite if we're not all
00:11:21Come on, shall we have this toast now that we're all together?
00:11:24Yes
00:11:24oh sure
00:11:25to you dad
00:11:26to the new mayor
00:11:28thanks, but that's difficult for me, it's enough to know that you're all with me
00:11:34congratulations
00:11:36congratulations
00:11:36congratulations
00:11:39Before closing, we remind you that daylight saving time will come into effect tonight, so don't forget to
00:11:44carry on
00:11:45buddy what are you doing with the hands forward not backward but instead of talking why can't you hold the scale that
00:11:50can I fall?
00:11:51maybe I'll fall, buddy, maybe
00:11:53Guys, the time changes tonight at two o'clock, not now
00:11:56yes and tonight you're coming at two to change the hands
00:12:16this one in the car too
00:12:24but what do you want me to tell you?
00:12:27it will be a simple treasure hunt as a commander
00:12:30but what do you win?
00:12:31a nice reward trip on our patrol car
00:12:34oh yeah?
00:12:35must follow us
00:12:36after I would say
00:12:37please have a seat
00:12:38All right
00:12:39and the news is from a few minutes ago that the mayor of Pietramare Gaetano Patanè and the entire municipal council
00:12:46they ended up in the sights of the financial police
00:12:48the accusation is of farcical commissions convened in order to collect attendance fees
00:12:53abuse of office
00:12:54extortion, clothing
00:12:56and parts driven in exchange for bribes
00:12:59Investigators do not exclude that the investigation could lead to further and sensational developments
00:13:04Unfortunately this is yet another scandal that is going down
00:13:06shame
00:13:07this is the end
00:13:08no no this is the beginning
00:13:10but when ever guys this is a fire of pairs come on
00:13:13by tomorrow no one in town will remember it anymore
00:13:18but are we joking, gentlemen?
00:13:21these are criminals
00:13:23it's a shame
00:13:24no the shame is that you voted for him until today
00:13:28do you have? Why didn't you vote for him?
00:13:30you want to see that this guy has been voting for himself for 15 years
00:13:33we can't take it anymore
00:13:34you're right
00:13:39reason
00:13:39vujovji, vujovji, vujovji
00:13:43azi, azi, azi, azi
00:13:48azi, azi, azi, azi, azi
00:13:58these poor people who have lost their dignity in the practice of bribes
00:14:02he only brings with him, not the money he earned
00:14:06But the lack of dignity
00:14:10Let us pray for them
00:14:13Change!
00:14:15Change!
00:14:16Change!
00:14:18Change!
00:14:20Change!
00:14:21Change!
00:14:22Change!
00:14:23Change!
00:14:24Change!
00:14:26Change!
00:14:29Mr. Mayor, you fear for your re-election
00:14:31Miss, people love me
00:14:33I win at Pene Libre at home
00:14:35Yet if they give me 41 bis
00:14:37It's clear!
00:14:38Bye bye!
00:14:39Peace to all!
00:14:40Thank you all!
00:14:43Thank you!
00:15:03Houses change, things change, the delicious arenette apples change
00:15:07This life changes, but it is still unknown what it will change into.
00:15:10The air around changes, the roses change, even the national anthem of the country changes.
00:15:15The distance between what has been and all that will be changes
00:15:21Between illusion and my serenity
00:15:33Democracy, whatever you want it to be, don't get angry
00:15:36If the person who exports you all over the world is a soldier
00:15:40Who faces the fear of this dictatorship
00:15:45He has a family waiting for him and he holds his own
00:15:49Change my pain, change my respect, change the illusion of my cursed dream, change this life, still in
00:15:55what is not known, the air around changes and the roses change, the innovation of the country also changes, the
00:16:02distance between what has been and all that will be.
00:16:11Pierpaolo Natoli challenged Gaetano Patanesto, the town's new mayor, and Natoli clearly beat Patanesto in the first round.
00:16:24Mom would have been proud of you.
00:16:36Fini, the gazelle.
00:16:58Here it is, the title!
00:17:02We won it, we did it!
00:17:06My brother-in-law!
00:17:08Citizens!
00:17:10Italians!
00:17:12Tonight you will return home and find your children!
00:17:15Give him a caress and tell him that this caress is sent to you by the mayor's brother-in-law!
00:17:24Been there, touch!
00:17:28Go, go, look!
00:17:31Look, look!
00:17:32Thank you.
00:17:33Thank you.
00:17:36Today, all together, let's start a new story!
00:17:40Bravo!
00:17:42Bravo!
00:17:43Bravo!
00:17:44Well done, Dad!
00:17:45Thank you love!
00:17:47With your vote you have shown that change is possible!
00:17:52Yes!
00:17:55Yes!
00:17:56Bravo!
00:17:58Natoli, Natoli, Natoli, Natoli!
00:18:14Yes!
00:18:14I wanted you!
00:18:17Yes!
00:18:19Yes!
00:18:19We did it!
00:18:20God!
00:18:21But you jumped on the bandwagon!
00:18:23I'm not getting on the bandwagon!
00:18:25I'm driving it!
00:18:26God Pietramare!
00:18:28Yes!
00:18:28Yes!
00:18:31Yes!
00:18:43Yes!
00:18:46I hope I'm up to the task, and please treat my replacement well. I'll miss you guys.
00:19:10Finally some fresh air, welcome, that's your room.
00:19:27Thank you, thank you.
00:19:31Thank you, thank you.
00:19:34Thank you, thank you.
00:19:36I hope you have no dignity.
00:19:37I know, it's a gift of nature.
00:19:40Thank you, thank you, thank you.
00:19:42This is a beautiful day for our tormented Sicily.
00:19:46Yes, weekend!
00:19:50Come Nicolino, come.
00:19:52From today this is your place, next to the top of the class.
00:19:55Say hello to your father for me.
00:19:56Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
00:19:57Come on, it's night on the pitch.
00:19:59And say hello to your uncle for me.
00:20:01Dearest lady, all the fish you want.
00:20:04We have shrimp, swordfish, tuna, squid.
00:20:07Thank you, but do you have any sea bass?
00:20:09Oh sure.
00:20:12Can I at least give you these strings?
00:20:14Just now that my dad has become mayor, it seems bad, let's do as usual and I'll pay.
00:20:18Valentino, my son-in-law needs to work.
00:20:22Since your brother-in-law is mayor, there's nothing he can do.
00:20:24But what is this a job center, Marcello?
00:20:27Oh no?
00:20:28No.
00:20:29Next up.
00:20:30Go on, count, thirteenth and fourteenth salary assured.
00:20:33Go.
00:20:34Please.
00:20:35Good morning.
00:20:36I've been waiting for a building permit for 15 years, patanè.
00:20:39He didn't give it to me because he had to favor his friends.
00:20:42It was a shame, my dear.
00:20:44With the old mayor, if you weren't a relative, a friend, they didn't favor you.
00:20:47Nothing.
00:20:47Now, fortunately, everything is different.
00:20:49Now there's my brother-in-law, I'll take care of it.
00:20:54I greet you.
00:20:54Until we meet again.
00:20:57Next up.
00:20:59Good morning.
00:21:00I need to renew my identity card.
00:21:02Nine surnames.
00:21:03My house hasn't had any water for 15 days.
00:21:07I'm getting married, I'd like to publish the banns.
00:21:10I would like a council house.
00:21:12My husband died years ago, I need a burial.
00:21:16I would like a new PlayStation.
00:21:19I would like to be an assessor.
00:21:28I mean, this cheapskate never took a cent from me,
00:21:31now he'll even want to give me guitar strings.
00:21:36Absurd.
00:21:36Why I went to the fishmonger
00:21:38and he wanted to give me the sea bass as a gift.
00:21:42Absurd.
00:21:43And to me instead, who welcomed me in the factory
00:21:45as if I were the Queen of England.
00:21:47The Queen of England.
00:21:48Absurd.
00:21:50And instead of those who campaigned for Patanè
00:21:54and then they jumped on the winner's bandwagon,
00:21:56what do you think?
00:22:00Absurd.
00:22:01But I will be the mayor of all,
00:22:04even those who didn't vote for me.
00:22:06Okay, I'm going to make a nice coffee, what do you say?
00:22:08No, I'll take it.
00:22:10France, can you help me?
00:22:11Yes, I clear the table.
00:22:15Listen, Pierpaolo,
00:22:16about this thing you said that you are the mayor of everyone,
00:22:19It's not like you're going to take it back now, right?
00:22:21So, we have the kiosk in the square,
00:22:23that for goodness sake, in the summer we work a lot,
00:22:26Unfortunately, in winter, no one can stop because of the cold,
00:22:29we would need a nice winter gazebo,
00:22:31that he wants above all.
00:22:33that I like summer.
00:22:36No, it's not that I want it.
00:22:38Alright, free yourself, free yourself,
00:22:39I must then say your brother-in-law.
00:22:40No, in the sense that it would be right to have it,
00:22:42but apart from the fact that he has nothing to do with it.
00:22:45Now, to have this gazebo,
00:22:46authorization from the municipality is required.
00:22:49What do you think?
00:22:51All right, guys,
00:22:52then submit the regular project
00:22:54and then we'll see.
00:22:55Dad, the sweets.
00:22:58But what did he say?
00:22:59To submit the regular project.
00:23:01No, I understood the project,
00:23:02but what does regular mean?
00:23:05This is Penuccio.
00:23:09Penuccio, Penuccio!
00:23:11But what sounds?
00:23:12Are you a musician that you play like that?
00:23:14You have to get rid of this habit, Salvo.
00:23:16This seat is reserved for me.
00:23:18I understand, but I'm eating at this time.
00:23:20Either you come first or you come after.
00:23:22We need to have respect for people.
00:23:24Oh, too?
00:23:26Anyway, I'll grab my coffee and go downstairs.
00:23:28But hurry up!
00:23:29Okay, but it's not like he's just waiting around.
00:23:33Trust me, buddy.
00:23:34Look at the project, how beautiful it is.
00:23:36I don't know, Salvo.
00:23:37It seems exaggerated to me.
00:23:39But who's exaggerating, comrade?
00:23:40The new gazebo.
00:23:41Ten tables, less than forty seats.
00:23:43But what are you doing today?
00:23:44Except, that's a lot of forty seats for a gazebo.
00:23:46Very much?
00:23:47But is there?
00:23:47In mind that they come for a degree,
00:23:48a baptism, a convention.
00:23:50Where do I put them?
00:23:51But why is it a treatment room, Salvo?
00:23:53Well, in the end it can be exploited.
00:23:54If we then make the roof, you know, nice and covered,
00:23:57understood, we can also make a terrace above.
00:23:58Did it come out too big for you?
00:23:59We can't do that here.
00:24:01There are trees.
00:24:01What do we do with the trees?
00:24:03And we tell Pierpaolo to shoot them down.
00:24:05Do you cut down trees?
00:24:06But comrade, but there is a hundred years.
00:24:07But how long should a tree live?
00:24:09I can't live off it, the tree has to live off it.
00:24:11I don't know, Salvo.
00:24:12I also have these columns of oric that don't convince me.
00:24:14It's beautiful, but the gold column is a Renaissance.
00:24:17But what renaissance, Salvo?
00:24:18I don't know, it can't be done.
00:24:19Don't ask me again, it can't be done.
00:24:20But tell me the truth,
00:24:21but do you want to do this shit or not?
00:24:23Because it seems to me that you keep finding all the excuses.
00:24:25But I want to do it, but Pierpaolo was clear.
00:24:27He said the project must be regular.
00:24:29Oh well, but that one uses regular as an interjection, you understand?
00:24:31Just as we use minchia, he uses regola.
00:24:33Let's hope you don't say this in front of the children,
00:24:35that this thing is bad.
00:24:37But here.
00:24:58Damn, the police.
00:25:01Dad, what are the police?
00:25:09But what is a sconave?
00:25:12It should be a character.
00:25:14I saw one many years ago in Palermo.
00:25:16Guys, hurry up.
00:25:18That at the town hall they are checking the employees' time cards and attendance.
00:25:22It is true.
00:25:23It's true.
00:25:27Oh, of cups.
00:25:33You have to bring them all with you so we can clean up.
00:25:36Hooray for Christmas.
00:25:37Hurray.
00:25:38Hey, Michele, I didn't recognize you dressed like that.
00:25:41I didn't recognize you.
00:25:42I know.
00:25:42Peppino, but did you allow us to do this because it was occupying public land?
00:25:46Public land?
00:25:47Why are we here in my shop?
00:25:49Permit.
00:25:50You need permission.
00:25:51But what permission?
00:25:53But you have permission to sell fruit and vegetables.
00:25:55Who gave it to you?
00:25:56I am a father.
00:26:02So you think I should pick up dog poop?
00:26:05Sorry, this is an order from above.
00:26:06But why does he pick it up when I poop?
00:26:09I'm in trouble.
00:26:10Come on, name and surname.
00:26:12Gianni, I am your uncle.
00:26:16Huh?
00:26:18Oh, I'm sorry, but the new ordinance says that garbage can only be thrown away after 7 pm.
00:26:24But in fact I wasn't throwing it away.
00:26:27I was giving him some air.
00:26:30One euro, please, before one o'clock, please.
00:26:34Good morning, Gianni.
00:26:35But how did you see yourself at Carnival?
00:26:38Vittorio, I'm in trouble.
00:26:39But unfortunately you have to go.
00:26:42You can't stay here anymore.
00:26:44But what are you saying, Gianni?
00:26:46Order from above.
00:26:48Oh, oh, oh!
00:26:50And then can I know where you're going?
00:26:51Three of us, without helmets.
00:26:53To pick up my son from school.
00:26:56And Michele, the baker, was fined 250 euros.
00:26:59because he says he didn't have gloves.
00:27:00But excuse me, but if it wasn't in order, couldn't they have pretended nothing had happened?
00:27:03But it's not like we voted for him so he could fine us.
00:27:06Salvo, you didn't even vote for him.
00:27:08How should I tell you?
00:27:10I voted for him instead, you idiot.
00:27:12And now look here.
00:27:13What's up, Marcello?
00:27:14He doubled my garbage because he says I have a two-story house.
00:27:18Excuse me, Marcello, but do you have a two-story house?
00:27:20Yes, but officially they can't know this.
00:27:22because the second floor is illegal.
00:27:24This is a violation of privacy.
00:27:26Right?
00:27:27These folders are now reaching everyone.
00:27:30Look here.
00:27:34It was a Saturday night.
00:27:37Illuminated by a ninth light as special as our anniversary.
00:27:41And to celebrate I had bought a box of very freshly placed areas.
00:27:45Seized that same morning.
00:27:49But when I got home I found my wife shocked.
00:27:53I asked her what was wrong, but...
00:27:56She...
00:27:57She told me that we too had experienced an increase in garbage.
00:28:03Mr. Marcello, gentlemen, stay calm.
00:28:06It's a temporary thing.
00:28:08It's the euphoria of the first days.
00:28:10But you'll see that Pierpaolo will return to normal.
00:28:12I know him, he's a good person.
00:28:15But here we all voted for it.
00:28:16It's not just done that way.
00:28:18You have to do it and think about it.
00:28:19Sorry, but Pierpaolo simply adjusted the tax to the land registry records.
00:28:24Now, if you all have declared a house smaller than it actually is,
00:28:27but it's not his fault.
00:28:29But what are you saying?
00:28:31But where do you get these things from?
00:28:33But what does it mean?
00:28:35But what does it mean?
00:28:36No, gentlemen, sorry.
00:28:38But Valentino is right.
00:28:40So what should we say?
00:28:42We too have rightly had our garbage doubled.
00:28:48Help me!
00:28:49Would you please stop?
00:28:51But this increased my garbage.
00:28:52Have you really never paid for the garbage?
00:28:54And it's not an increase, but from 0 to 100 it's an increase.
00:28:56Well, but there are rules to follow.
00:28:58So, the rules are adjusted.
00:29:00It's not like we can fix the rules ourselves.
00:29:02Hold her, hold her, Dad.
00:29:03There may be police officers.
00:29:06Now I'll explain to him how things work in this country.
00:29:09Nothing has ever worked in this country.
00:29:10And we've always gotten along well.
00:29:13Good morning.
00:29:14But where did he go?
00:29:16To talk to the mayor.
00:29:17No, sorry, I can't let you in.
00:29:19There is a turn to respect.
00:29:21A shift?
00:29:22But what are you saying, Gino?
00:29:23But I am the mayor's brother-in-law.
00:29:25True, he is the brother-in-law, I know him.
00:29:28Excuse me, Salvo, but do you want to speak to the mayor as his brother-in-law or as the mayor?
00:29:33As a cuckold, because he doubled my garbage.
00:29:36So who knows, who's going to come next?
00:29:38Maybe you didn't understand.
00:29:40That's the mayor's brother-in-law.
00:29:41I know, I know, but the mayor has given orders that everyone must queue.
00:29:48Without distinction, friends or relatives.
00:29:50Ah, I mean, I'm the mayor's brother-in-law, I have to queue like the idiot soccaccios here.
00:29:55He's right.
00:29:57But if even a brother-in-law has to stand in line, where are we supposed to end up?
00:30:00I'm Patanè's cousin. When Patanè was mayor, we even had the keys to the town hall.
00:30:04Tommaggine.
00:30:05But don't tell me you're pregnant, so I can get you through it.
00:30:07You say you're pregnant, so we can move on.
00:30:09But are you both pregnant?
00:30:11Sir, excuse me, I've been in line since this morning.
00:30:14And I didn't say anything.
00:30:16If we've now reached the point where even the mayor's brother-in-law has to queue like the rest of us.
00:30:21I'm calling the police.
00:30:30Salvo, Valentino, you're right.
00:30:32But I can't lose my job because of you.
00:30:35Eh, but do we have to find a solution?
00:30:37But also to save face.
00:30:42Slowly, slowly, slowly, slowly, slowly, slowly, slowly, slowly, slowly, slowly, slowly, slowly, this.
00:30:46In your ear!
00:30:47Hey, buddy, I get it, but you made this available to me.
00:30:50Oh, thanks guys.
00:30:52Please remember, we didn't tell you anything.
00:30:59She's right, but I can't help her.
00:31:02But anyway, I was stealing and they arrested me.
00:31:06I was selling contraband cigarettes and they confiscated everything.
00:31:09Now I can't even work as a parking attendant anymore.
00:31:12But what do I have to do to make a living?
00:31:14I have to go to work.
00:31:16And I'm sorry, but I have other plans for the square.
00:31:19Plans?
00:31:19But who is making television?
00:31:21Who's doing it?
00:31:23And to think that I even voted for you for free if I voted for you at all.
00:31:28What could I tell you?
00:31:30Come on, we knew it would be tough, come on.
00:31:32The important thing is to keep going straight.
00:31:34For Paolo, sorry to bother you.
00:31:37No, no, come in, come in, come in.
00:31:38Finish these quick things, guys.
00:31:41Pier Paolo, dearest.
00:31:42I'm confused why everyone here is complaining.
00:31:45One complains about one thing, the other complains about another.
00:31:47But why?
00:31:47And in fact, Pier Paolo, because people are confused, you understand?
00:31:50There are a lot of things happening to us all at once.
00:31:53But all right, all right.
00:31:55In fact, this is what it means except.
00:31:56We say they're all right, but Pier Paolo, the timing, I say, one thing after another.
00:32:02I know, but there are only a few of us and there are still many things to fix.
00:32:05More than these?
00:32:07Imagine, we discovered that most municipal employees spent their days at the bar.
00:32:12And in fact the bars were full before, Pier Paolo.
00:32:16All shirkers, traffic police, garbage collectors, gardeners.
00:32:21Why not the foresters?
00:32:23The foresters.
00:32:26For his champelio that we bring
00:32:32There's a long, there's a long pen in the
00:32:37Come back, Dad.
00:32:38Come back, but not before seven.
00:32:40It's always us, the flag goes up to us
00:32:47On those dead, on those dead, you have already
00:32:52Then from there
00:32:56I go
00:32:58But did I prepare breakfast for you?
00:32:59Oh I know, but I'm really late, actually I'm sorry
00:33:03But what is this face?
00:33:04What face?
00:33:05Your
00:33:06But nothing, it's just that sometimes you think you're doing the right thing and maybe you're doing it all wrong.
00:33:11And you're not doing anything wrong, you're doing everything right, I'm proud of you
00:33:15Let's hope so
00:33:16You're heavy, huh? Mom was right when she called you Pierpalla.
00:33:23And how is the conservatory going?
00:33:25Very good, bye
00:33:26HI
00:33:27Over dead, over dead that only we will be
00:33:36We will want, we will want the sperm April
00:33:44Sorry, we're not going children
00:33:50Speak plants, speak plants, sigh
00:33:58Water, water
00:34:32But how did this reforestation thing come to mind?
00:34:35Salvo, sorry, but I forgot that you were a forester
00:34:37But I didn't even remember it
00:34:39But when I don't remember things
00:34:40I mind my own business
00:34:42Not that my feet have become fifty-four
00:34:44Eh
00:34:45Oh, oh, oh, Father Raphael
00:34:47What a pleasure
00:34:48Thank you
00:34:49I hit my feet every day
00:34:53I wanted to tell you a little story
00:34:55Once upon a time in Sicily
00:34:58A small village where everyone lived peacefully, happily, and quietly.
00:35:02And in the middle of the square there was a church
00:35:05And this church was run by a man of God
00:35:10A priest, a parish priest
00:35:12And this priest, this parish priest
00:35:15He had a bed and breakfast
00:35:18Because God's sheep
00:35:20A saying where to take refuge
00:35:22They have to find a room, right?
00:35:25And what are you doing, God's sheep?
00:35:26Do we let her sleep half-asleep?
00:35:29Of course not.
00:35:30And it is precisely for this reason
00:35:33May the good priest
00:35:35He made the bed and breakfast
00:35:37And of course, in fact she has a beautiful bed and breakfast
00:35:42Now it happens that at a certain point a mayor arrives
00:35:46A new mayor
00:35:48Who decides something that no other mayor had done before
00:35:55He decides that this bed and breakfast must pay the IMU
00:36:01Okay, but excuse me.
00:36:02But it's not that under the guise of the church
00:36:04You don't want to pay the IMU?
00:36:05And please, mind your own business.
00:36:06I say it
00:36:07Love, give me here, like Raffaele
00:36:09Let us take care of it
00:36:10I'll give it to you
00:36:11He recommends me something awesome
00:36:12Then I'll go back to see if it was done.
00:36:15Something delivered is well preserved.
00:36:20Always if he gave it
00:36:21Always if he gave it
00:36:25But you and your brother-in-law are driving me crazy.
00:36:31Nooooo
00:36:38But who are you doing?
00:36:40Paper goes with paper
00:36:41Plastic with plastic
00:36:42And the damp with the damp
00:36:43But what does it mean?
00:36:45Pierpaolo, you introduced waste separation
00:36:48And the plastic plate?
00:36:50First you wash it and then you throw it away
00:36:52Can I throw it away wet or do I have to dry it?
00:36:55Where do I throw this diaper full of pee?
00:36:58Because I know
00:36:58Maybe the pee in the wet bin and the diaper in the paper
00:37:01Eat fruit that's good for you
00:37:03No mom because then I don't know where to throw the stone
00:37:05In the wet or in the dry
00:37:07You are already doing
00:37:08Old fashioned, as my father taught me
00:37:13Yes, proud of myself
00:37:14Dad
00:37:16I understand
00:37:17But you in Milan
00:37:18The napkins stained with sauce
00:37:19Where do you throw them?
00:37:22Honey, cane sauce or fish sauce?
00:37:25It's fishy
00:37:25Fishy
00:37:39The child likes prickly pears
00:37:56A world where rules reign
00:37:58It is not necessarily suitable to be the house of God.
00:38:04We have always criticized the people
00:38:06Why at that time I chose Barabbas
00:38:09A lasso
00:38:10Delenguente
00:38:12But are we sure that that choice was wrong?
00:38:17We ask our Lord for forgiveness
00:38:20My God, I repent and grieve with all my heart for my sins.
00:38:25Because sinning
00:38:27I deserved your punishment
00:38:32And above all
00:38:33Why I offended you
00:38:35Infinitely good
00:38:37And worthy of being loved above all things
00:38:41I propose with your lifesaver
00:38:44To never offend you again
00:38:45I don't understand why it has to come to this point.
00:38:49Colleagues, why is this factory years old?
00:38:51It pollutes our air and the sea where we bathe
00:38:55But by continuing like this you are causing a factory to close down
00:38:58Which gives work to thousands of people
00:38:59Does he understand it or not?
00:39:01In my town alone there are more than 50 families
00:39:03My sister also works in this factory
00:39:06Some of the relatives of these boys also work there
00:39:09But if they don't do the reclamation work
00:39:10That's a life they promise
00:39:12I can't do anything about it
00:39:13Yes but Pierpaolo
00:39:14Let's think carefully before making a decision
00:39:17But guys we all know that
00:39:18That the mortality rate in our territory is the highest in the entire region
00:39:22Colleague
00:39:22Do as all your predecessors have done before you.
00:39:25I turn a blind eye
00:39:26Oh no, that's enough now
00:39:28We've kept this eye closed for too long
00:39:31Let's proceed
00:39:32But excuse me colleague, eh?
00:39:34You will lose consensus and they will never read it again
00:39:37It means I'll go back to being a teacher.
00:39:40Good day
00:39:44Give me 3.80 euros in change
00:39:46But why are you doing this step?
00:39:48You didn't know they wouldn't approve it for you
00:39:50And why do you make her happy?
00:39:52Are you sure you wanted this gazebo or not?
00:39:54Of course I wanted it
00:39:55But if you had presented a more measured project
00:39:57Pierpaolo would probably have approved it
00:39:59He didn't even see the project
00:40:01Just because he saw it he didn't approve it.
00:40:03Did you understand?
00:40:04Excuse me, where can we download?
00:40:07But did you order the gazebo material without telling me?
00:40:11But what did I expect, that he would reject our project?
00:40:13But then what do you have to do?
00:40:15Do you have to go to the Greek embassy?
00:40:16And now who pays for these things?
00:40:18Don't worry
00:40:19And I didn't pay you?
00:40:21Did you pay with bar money?
00:40:23And what did I have to pay with Monopoly money?
00:40:25But that's my money too, except
00:40:27Oh well
00:40:27You didn't have to order a gazebo
00:40:29You had to order a brain
00:40:34Download!
00:40:35When we order your brain you unload your brain
00:40:37In the meantime, download this
00:40:40And it is for these reasons that the mayor of Pietrammare
00:40:44he signed an emergency ordinance
00:40:46with which it orders the closure of the petrochemical plant
00:40:49it is our duty to protect the health of citizens
00:40:52Declared as the mayor
00:40:53I thank your brother
00:41:00Good morning
00:41:01Please
00:41:02That one had three slices of fish and swordfish
00:41:03There is none
00:41:04Oh no?
00:41:06And what is that over there?
00:41:08Mullet
00:41:10Oh well
00:41:10And give me three slices of red mullet
00:41:12It's booked
00:41:13All the fish is reserved
00:41:22Go to the latest announcement
00:41:24Go
00:41:42But what are you guys doing?
00:41:44What we should have done before
00:41:46Let's go
00:41:48Good morning, Doctor.
00:41:49The usual coffee
00:41:50But go go go
00:41:51But do you see how people disgust us?
00:41:53Compa because of Pierpaolo
00:41:54And all that he's up to
00:41:55But those are the rules
00:41:56I respect the rules
00:41:57And at night I sleep peacefully
00:41:59Rochia dad
00:42:00Hold on, we're coming home.
00:42:03Where are you going?
00:42:04To work compa
00:42:05Thanks to your brother-in-law
00:42:07I'm on duty
00:42:09Enough
00:42:09They don't cry
00:42:12I too was left without friends
00:42:13Since I've been giving out fines
00:42:15But we are men
00:42:18Natoli will pass sooner or later
00:42:20Yes but it's the family's fault
00:42:22Because they knew it
00:42:23They had to tell us.
00:42:24That this was really honest
00:42:26And anyway Nicolino
00:42:30In the end he didn't take it personally.
00:42:31She was used to sitting in the back row
00:42:34In fact, maybe he'll find it even better.
00:42:36My sister's husband
00:42:37That the gazebo rejects me
00:42:39Save but listen to me when I speak
00:42:41What if my sister was alive
00:42:42But do you know how many he would tell her?
00:42:44Love but those are the rules
00:42:45But go on
00:42:46Saporotoco
00:42:47There are no rules
00:42:48Love
00:42:49But Salvo, where are you going?
00:42:51Save
00:42:53But it's the rule
00:42:55But it's the rule
00:42:57The disagreement would have arisen
00:42:59From failure to comply
00:43:00Condominium rules
00:43:02Rules that the attacked
00:43:03He would not have respected
00:43:05Out of the game
00:43:06A written rule
00:43:07To adjust
00:43:08The game of football
00:43:09For a regular beard
00:43:10Use the razor
00:43:11Rule of love
00:43:12But not regular
00:43:13The rules of the heart
00:43:14The rules of love
00:43:16They regulate regular loves
00:43:17But we have always had
00:43:18A regulated relationship
00:43:20What are you doing, love?
00:43:21Didn't you like it?
00:43:22It's not that they're tired
00:43:23I would like to go to sleep
00:43:24That's all
00:43:25Are you worried?
00:43:26Why did they fire me?
00:43:28But don't worry
00:43:29We will find a way
00:43:30And then there's you who works
00:43:32Work?
00:43:33Honey, what job?
00:43:34Now this fact
00:43:35Of your brother
00:43:36From the kiosk
00:43:36The mosquitoes don't even pass by anymore
00:43:37People are angry
00:43:39They all disgust us
00:43:40But for Paul
00:43:40He's doing the right thing
00:43:42I know
00:43:42But maybe your brother
00:43:43With this fact of the rules
00:43:44He's exaggerating
00:43:45But are you exaggerating, Vale?
00:43:47But what do you think?
00:43:47What should we do?
00:43:48Go back to how we were before?
00:43:49Darling, why are you getting angry?
00:43:51But who wants to go back?
00:43:51How were we before?
00:43:52Love, I am now without rules
00:43:53I wouldn't know how to live
00:43:54I would miss the air
00:43:55I swear to you
00:44:22I would miss spring
00:44:26I would miss spring
00:44:52And it's 120 euros
00:44:56For not having recycled waste
00:44:58Here she is
00:44:59But what do you love about her?
00:45:01Michele, we've known each other all our lives.
00:45:02Michael
00:45:3585 euros
00:45:36Parking on pedestrian crossings
00:45:38I swear to you guys
00:45:39The car was parked there last night
00:45:40You can see that she's sleepwalking
00:46:09Did you have fun last night?
00:46:12Michele, there is a mistake.
00:46:14A
00:46:15It's full of errors
00:46:18But you couldn't write it on your horns
00:46:22I say you Michele, you're making a mistake
00:46:24I'm the only mistake I made
00:46:25When I gave the vote to your brother-in-law
00:46:27But she does her job
00:46:28That my brother is doing his
00:46:30And I'm doing my job
00:46:31Soul
00:46:32Or he wants special attention
00:46:36But look how rude this one is!
00:46:38Okay, but your brother too
00:46:40You're exasperating people though.
00:46:41Valentino
00:46:42These are the rules
00:46:44No, it's another 300 euros to pay
00:46:48Everyone in this country gave a damn about us.
00:46:50I'm my dog's poop that's annoying
00:47:23You're exasperating people though.
00:47:33See? I've gotten good, almost as good as you and your brother-in-law.
00:47:50My friend, you're finally healed. I missed you. You too, Salvo. Too much change, Salvo.
00:48:01Too much. What made you change, my friend? People hate me, you don't know what they are.
00:48:07they're making my night.
00:48:08I can only imagine it. They're moving my car, they're sabotaging my garbage.
00:48:15I'm here now, nothing will happen to you again, my friend, I promise.
00:48:27Is it yours?
00:48:33Okay, but I put it down for a moment, then I'll pick it up again.
00:48:41Enough, there is no peace.
00:48:45Valentino, I have to apologize for all the fines I gave you.
00:48:49Finish it, I'm over it, Michele, I'm over it.
00:48:52No, I have to apologize to all countries.
00:48:56But in thirty years I've never received any fines.
00:48:59I just took them off.
00:49:01No, it's true, it's true.
00:49:03In our family we have been vigilant for three generations.
00:49:06I know.
00:49:07Today my son said, Dad, I want to be a police officer too.
00:49:12He told me, no, Gemmi, run away.
00:49:15This country doesn't deserve you.
00:49:21But what is a demonstration?
00:49:24Where?
00:49:24But it wasn't planned.
00:49:28Oh, Vale.
00:49:30Okay, but where are you going?
00:49:32But where are you going?
00:49:33Stay here and cry with us for another five minutes.
00:49:36But why only five minutes?
00:49:38Because then the shift ends, we go home.
00:49:39It happened on Monday morning.
00:49:42A beautiful sunny day.
00:49:44I double-parked the car to buy cigarettes.
00:49:48How much have I been missed?
00:49:49An hour, an hour and a half.
00:49:51Time to say goodbye to friends.
00:49:53And when I came back I found a fine.
00:49:57Because I had left the gazelles in the second row.
00:49:59And I'm thankful that the gazelle doesn't poop.
00:50:02Gentlemen, you are ruining a country.
00:50:05He planted flowers everywhere.
00:50:08Everyone is getting allergies.
00:50:10At least.
00:50:13And this is so spectacular that it has spread throughout the country.
00:50:16But what are they for?
00:50:18But does he have to tell us?
00:50:19Where should we go in the room?
00:50:23Gentlemen, he has blocked all the tenders.
00:50:26Because he says they won with fixed races.
00:50:30But that's absurd.
00:50:32But that's absurd.
00:50:32But where can I hear something like that?
00:50:44Sorry to butt in.
00:50:47But in my opinion with this new mayor
00:50:49the country is more beautiful.
00:50:52But that's absurd.
00:51:00Mr. Mayor, can you help us?
00:51:05Oh yeah?
00:51:07Mr. Mayor?
00:51:10And are you mayor?
00:51:13Yet, I let you into the town hall, right?
00:51:17I gave you the building permit.
00:51:19I gave you the license.
00:51:21I couldn't sleep at night trying to convey a feeling to all of you, to all of you.
00:51:27The whole country wanted to help everyone.
00:51:31But then in the end you wanted me to become a simple citizen.
00:51:35Well.
00:51:36And I, as a simple citizen, am here today because he made me pay for the garbage.
00:51:41And that's it.
00:51:46Patanea is right.
00:51:48Absurd.
00:51:49You are ruining a country.
00:51:51You have to kick him out.
00:52:00Let's not lose our clarity.
00:52:04Let's kill him.
00:52:10Gentlemen, excuse me, I've been here a while and I still haven't said anything.
00:52:15But if all of us don't find a solution now, I'll call the police.
00:52:24Get moving.
00:52:24Who is it tonight?
00:52:26Get moving.
00:52:26Moment.
00:52:28Oh.
00:52:31Before deciding what we all know,
00:52:33I invite you to listen to a gentleman who comes from Rome, especially from Rome, to meet us.
00:52:49I came to tell you that there is no more time to waste.
00:52:53Stovinus of honesty must end.
00:52:57Everyone at the ministry is worried.
00:53:00They're nervous.
00:53:02And my bosses are freaking out.
00:53:05And then, gentlemen,
00:53:08let's talk if it's clear.
00:53:17If what happened here spreads throughout Italy,
00:53:20we are ruined.
00:53:22With this crisis that there is, Italy,
00:53:25honesty cannot be afforded.
00:53:29And then you from the south,
00:53:30that you have always been in crisis.
00:53:34But how the fuck did that even occur to you,
00:53:36I have to from an honest one.
00:53:42What a lovely surprise!
00:53:44Oh, easy, easy!
00:53:46Look who came to visit us!
00:53:47But it's not like we were passing by chance,
00:53:50but we are disturbing...
00:53:50No, no, no, come on!
00:53:51Come on, have a seat!
00:53:53Come in!
00:53:54Come on, come on, forward!
00:53:59There's no point in telling each other what we all know.
00:54:02There's a problem here.
00:54:03And we have to solve this problem.
00:54:06why did your brother-in-law do so much harm,
00:54:09but really a lot!
00:54:10The problem is not the damage he did,
00:54:13but what he will still do.
00:54:15Excuse me, but how do you know what you'll do?
00:54:20This is his electoral program.
00:54:24Sorry, but you've never seen a politician
00:54:26that he does everything he promised during the election campaign?
00:54:32So, creation of the pedestrian area in the square,
00:54:38differentiated introduction,
00:54:41factory closure
00:54:46and demolition of illegal houses on the seashore.
00:54:52No!
00:54:53No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
00:54:57no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
00:54:59No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
00:55:05no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
00:55:08The thing that has kept our community united all these years is respect.
00:55:15You two have lost respect.
00:55:18There is only one way, one, to conquer him.
00:55:24If you have to get it out of your way!
00:55:27Yes, but in fact...
00:55:27I doubt it!
00:55:32Ready?
00:55:33It's going to end badly for you, you understand?
00:55:35We'll slaughter you and put your guts in the garbage
00:55:38and the bones in the undifferentiated waste
00:55:40Do you understand?
00:55:44But what did you do with the eco-sustainable threat?
00:55:47But I'm not used to it, Salvo
00:55:49Criminals!
00:55:50But does he have to tell us?
00:55:53Where should we build our houses?
00:55:55Criminals!
00:55:56The sea belongs to everyone!
00:55:57And now I, the holiday must have the stain
00:56:00I'm returning to you and all your Palestinians
00:56:04Except us, Pierpaolo, we have to stop him
00:56:06You are right
00:56:06But right away!
00:56:07No, first!
00:56:30But why did you write the penultimate warning?
00:56:33Because we still have to make the last threat
00:56:35Against the most terrible of all
00:56:36The one you see in mafia movies
00:56:38And what is it?
00:56:39We'll have him find a nice horse tile at home
00:56:50I don't feel like it, Salvo
00:56:51The hat is too noble an animal
00:57:12I don't feel like it, Salvo
00:57:13What if I give him anesthesia?
00:57:31My, but it's hot here
00:57:33Oh mama
00:57:35Very hot
00:57:35Why don't you make a nice shed here, Pierpaolo?
00:57:38It would take
00:57:38It would be good too
00:57:40Yes, you are right.
00:57:41But I don't have time
00:57:42And there are more important things to think about
00:57:46Actually, sorry if I made you come all the way here.
00:57:48But things happened at home
00:57:52What happened, Pierpaolo?
00:57:54I see you shaken
00:57:56I have to tell you something important
00:57:58I know you still have it in for me
00:58:01Because of the gazebo
00:58:02Which gazebo?
00:58:04Do you remember that we wanted to build a gazebo?
00:58:06And that he didn't give us permission?
00:58:08And who thinks about it anymore?
00:58:10These are old things for Paolo
00:58:12I didn't think about it anymore
00:58:14Overcome
00:58:16Tell us
00:58:18We must put aside all our misunderstandings
00:58:21All
00:58:22Certain
00:58:23Are we a united family or not?
00:58:26Certain
00:58:26And then we have to prove it
00:58:29Certain
00:58:31You must know that last night I found in my bed
00:58:34The head of a swordfish
00:58:38Do you know what this means?
00:58:41No, Pierpaolo
00:58:41How do we know?
00:58:43It's not like we watch mafia movies
00:58:46We don't know, Pierpaolo
00:58:48You tell us what it means
00:58:52It means they want to make me resign.
00:58:54Bigiacchi
00:58:56Bigiacchi
00:58:56Bigiacchi
00:58:58But Pierpaolo doesn't leave with his head held high.
00:59:01You did what you had to do, you understand?
00:59:04In the end you are left with the plaque that says you were mayor, I remember
00:59:08Only if they think my father can be so intimidated
00:59:10They are very wrong
00:59:11Bette, go to your kitchen and play the guitar
00:59:14Please
00:59:15Your father is already nervous and he resigned.
00:59:18But he is right to resign.
00:59:20Sure, clear, eh
00:59:22But I have no intention of resigning.
00:59:26No?
00:59:27No
00:59:28Sorry Pierpaolo, but then why did you call us?
00:59:31To tell you that these are bad people
00:59:35And as soon as they understand that it doesn't work with me, they will start threatening you.
00:59:39But we must stay united, you must not be afraid
00:59:42I'm going on like this
00:59:44And we the swordfish
00:59:45We even eat it
00:59:47In their face
00:59:48Well done Bette
00:59:52As?
00:59:53Very good
00:59:5550 euros per kilo
01:00:00Leave me, leave me
01:00:02Leave me alone, I'll call the police
01:00:04Sara, I'm sorry but everything here appears to be illegal.
01:00:07And then your husband by doing this is complicating things
01:00:10Sara, don't leave me
01:00:12I called the police
01:00:14But love, they are
01:00:16I called the police
01:00:19Boys
01:00:21But what's happening?
01:00:22And it happens that tonight we don't play
01:00:24They put seals on the pub
01:00:25Bette, your father is exaggerating.
01:00:30I am sorry
01:00:32But here the public land is not paid for
01:00:35If only it were just this
01:00:38Here it appears that not even the concession fee has been paid
01:00:43So what?
01:00:45I know where you live anyway
01:00:46Stop, I don't have the law, save please
01:00:48They'll give me back my hair, but not yours.
01:00:50Come on, pure
01:00:52Ninth
01:00:53Vale, where are you going?
01:00:54And leave me
01:00:58A sheriff
01:01:00Boys
01:01:01Pierpaolo
01:01:01But how could you possibly think of doing something like this against your own family?
01:01:04Being a family, Valentino, doesn't mean being treated differently from others.
01:01:10Pierpaolo, do you understand that you've thrown us out on the street or not?
01:01:13Guys, tell me something
01:01:15But what is honesty for you?
01:01:17What is it?
01:01:17That when Patane was Mayor, others were in charge
01:01:20And now that we have our brother-in-law as Mayor, we honestly are in charge.
01:01:23Ah, good idea, you have some honesty.
01:01:25Listen, but in your opinion, Pierpaolo, how much does this honesty cost us both?
01:01:29It must cost you as much as it costs everyone else.
01:01:32And then, if you are not in order, it's not my fault, it's yours.
01:01:36Oh, right!
01:01:38So, Pierpaolo
01:01:39But go and make a fool of yourself
01:01:40But go slowly, eh, because at the concrete you'll have to get the fine yourself
01:01:44But
01:01:47This man is amazing, he has no skeletons in his closet
01:01:49He doesn't commit a traffic violation, he doesn't get a fine, he pays all the taxes
01:01:53Look here
01:01:54Look at the condition he has reduced the country to
01:01:57It's a mess, buddy.
01:01:58It doesn't even stink
01:02:00But what do people eat?
01:02:02Well, these days air eats people.
01:02:04Bra, bra
01:02:04Let me go home
01:02:06Are you climbing like this?
01:02:07Vale
01:02:08But how long does this nativity scene have to stay down here?
01:02:11Honey, I promise I have a couple of days and I'll take them off
01:02:13But why do they bother you?
01:02:15I would say, it's worth it
01:02:18But what did she say?
01:02:19That a friend of mine went on holiday and not knowing who to leave them with, he left them with me
01:02:22Oh
01:02:23But only this week, next week you keep them
01:02:25I?
01:02:26Yes, sir.
01:02:27Buddy, can I put them in the freezer?
01:02:29Go, I'll find a solution
01:02:30Are you going up?
01:02:31Yes, sir.
01:02:32You see, let's think about what we have to do, buddy.
01:02:34This man has no skeletons in his closet.
01:02:37There is no evidence to frame him
01:02:39How do we get him to resign?
01:02:41Salvo, you're a genius
01:02:42Pichi
01:02:43You said there is no evidence to frame him.
01:02:45I've been telling you for two hours
01:02:47Yes, but when one doesn't have the evidence, what do one do?
01:02:50Well, he builds them.
01:02:54Well, it seems like a great idea to me.
01:02:57Yes
01:02:59Oh, of course, anyone who doesn't agree should say so right away.
01:03:01Or keep silent forever
01:03:02It's not like we're pissed off and you'll see later
01:03:05Ninth
01:03:07Sorry to butt in
01:03:11But in my opinion we are not doing the right thing
01:03:14Because for me Natoli is a good person
01:03:27Let's proceed
01:03:31We invoke the blessing of our Lord Jesus Christ for Salvo and Valentino
01:03:41Love
01:03:43Honey, I'm going fishing
01:03:45Well, can you explain to me when you developed this passion for fishing?
01:03:49And Salvo?
01:03:50Do you want company?
01:03:51What do I do?
01:03:52Should I leave him alone?
01:03:53Hey, hello love
01:03:54What the hell, aren't you going to give me a kiss?
01:03:56Certain
01:04:01So, love, I'm going fishing
01:04:03I know
01:04:05Whatever you need to fish
01:04:07Make that idiot pay for it.
01:04:10Hi love
01:04:13Hey
01:04:13Hey
01:04:14But are you still angry with Pierpaolo?
01:04:16Oh no, love, what does that have to do with it?
01:04:18If the kiosk wasn't up to code, it's not his fault.
01:04:21Eh
01:04:22Hi love
01:04:25Sweet dreams
01:04:29And thank goodness I didn't throw away the old tools of the master.
01:04:33Go, go
01:04:38Go
01:04:38Go
01:04:41Go
01:04:41Go
01:04:41Go
01:04:41Go
01:04:41Go
01:04:42Go
01:04:51Why our brothers Salvo and Valentino
01:04:54May they succeed this night in the intent we have so longed for.
01:05:00Absolutely, madam.
01:05:02So, we have our unmarked car in front of Natoli's house
01:05:06If he moves, we'll let you know.
01:05:08Tomorrow morning, when you finish, at nine o'clock sharp, you make an anonymous phone call to the local police station.
01:05:14Give us ten minutes, let's make the scandal happen
01:05:16Eh, but the scandal must be scandal, scandal, ah
01:05:19The news director's sister had a little villa by the sea nearby
01:05:23And then they shot it down two days ago
01:05:25In short, the press is with us
01:05:26Gentlemen, I haven't said anything up to this point.
01:05:29But if tomorrow morning at nine everything is not assembled
01:05:34So that our brother Pierpaolo's mandate may end as soon as possible
01:05:41Listen to us, sir.
01:05:55So that our brother Pierpaolo can return to his old job as soon as possible.
01:06:03Listen to us, sir.
01:06:25Dad, did they ring the bell?
01:06:28It seemed like the alarm clock to me
01:06:37Who is?
01:06:44But who played?
01:06:48I don't know, they made a mistake or someone wanted to intimidate us.
01:06:51You go back to bed
01:07:05For the church
01:07:07May it return to being the house of God
01:07:10And you see a break fast of the lost sheep
01:07:13Let us pray
01:07:15Listen to us, sir.
01:07:29Listen to us, sir.
01:07:31And that our brothers save my
01:07:34Listen to us, sir.
01:07:35And may serenity return as soon as possible.
01:07:39Listen to us, sir.
01:07:40And may the life of one of us regain serenity
01:07:45And may the sun shine upon us again
01:07:47Listen to us, sir.
01:07:49Let us pray
01:07:49Listen to us, sir.
01:07:58Listen to us, sir.
01:08:01Record, it could be them
01:08:03Ready?
01:08:04Pietrammare municipal police
01:08:07Yes?
01:08:08I wanted to tell you that we built an illegal veranda in the villa
01:08:10But can't you say you built it?
01:08:13It's an anonymous phone call
01:08:15Certain
01:08:17Right
01:08:19Delete
01:08:25Ready?
01:08:25Ready
01:08:26Pietrammare municipal police
01:08:27Yes?
01:08:28I wanted to tell you that my brother-in-law built an illegal veranda in his villa.
01:08:32But that doesn't mean he's your brother-in-law
01:08:33If not, it's clear that it's you.
01:08:35Certain
01:08:39Delete
01:08:43Ready?
01:08:44Pietrammare traffic police?
01:08:45Yes
01:08:46I wanted to tell you that the mayor has built an illegal veranda in his seaside villa
01:08:50And instead, the kiosk we have in front of the town hall has closed.
01:08:56What do I do, delete?
01:08:58Of course
01:08:59Why did you want to keep it?
01:09:01Ready?
01:09:02Pietrammare traffic police?
01:09:03This is an anonymous phone call
01:09:05We don't even know who we are
01:09:16It really feels like being in ancient Greece
01:09:18Look, the mayor spared no expense for his illegal veranda
01:09:22There are columns, even Doric ones
01:09:24On this side then the aquarium
01:09:26It's the same old story
01:09:28Unscrupulous men who keep animals in prison
01:09:31For your own enjoyment
01:09:32Did she end up here in the house of horrors?
01:09:35No
01:09:35There is also a fireplace that I would dare to call monumental.
01:09:38In short, we just have to wait for the outcome of the investigation.
01:09:41Which the judiciary has already started
01:09:47It's a joke
01:09:49A joke
01:09:52But how can anyone believe that he did something like that?
01:09:55I have nothing else to say to you, Marti
01:10:00Go Marti, get your coffee and go
01:10:01But I can't go out much, it's not like I can't go out much.
01:10:05Love
01:10:07Hello Francesco
01:10:09It's a pleasure
01:10:11I was waiting
01:10:12But is it here?
01:10:13Look, the coffee is ready, you just need to know
01:10:15Well, maybe we'll have a coffee, then, what do you say?
01:10:18Certain
01:10:18Then are we going home?
01:10:19Yes, yes, but where have you been?
01:10:21Where have we been? Fishing, I told you, love.
01:10:23Oh yeah?
01:10:24Eh, and where is the fish you caught?
01:10:26We ate it all night on the boat
01:10:29We made it sushi
01:10:30Sure, sushi
01:10:32And why are you like this?
01:10:34I caught a brushfish that was darting everywhere
01:10:37A brushfish?
01:10:40There's no point in beating around the bush.
01:10:42Everyone knows what you've done.
01:10:44Oh, listen Francesco
01:10:45But honestly your brother threw us out on the street.
01:10:49Eh
01:10:50Exactly Salvo, you're talking about my brother, your brother-in-law
01:10:53Well, but he forgot that he's our brother-in-law when he closed the kiosk for us.
01:10:56But shut up
01:10:57I know you're not capable of doing certain things.
01:10:59This idiot puts these ideas in your head.
01:11:01Oh no, Francesco, now you're exaggerating.
01:11:03I've been listening to you all morning and so far I've been silent.
01:11:06But if I really have to tell you the whole truth, it's your brother who ruined all of us.
01:11:10Maria, are you kidding?
01:11:11Oh no, sorry, when it's needed it's needed
01:11:12Eh, I know, but come on
01:11:13But he's just doing his job and he's doing it the best he can.
01:11:16It's you who don't deserve it
01:11:17He who then read Palladino about legality
01:11:20As if he had no skeletons in the closet
01:11:23Skeletons in the closet?
01:11:25Even skeletons
01:11:26Forget it, Francesco
01:11:27No, no, no, no, now you're talking
01:11:29Let's hear yet another false accusation
01:11:31Come on, let's have a laugh
01:11:32I told you it's better, Dino
01:11:33Oh sure, Maria you have nothing to say
01:11:35So what do you do?
01:11:36Did you forget that when you recommended Betty to get into the conservatory?
01:11:47Betty!
01:11:48Betty!
01:11:52She must answer these false accusations
01:11:54In fact, if she resigns, she will give him the victory.
01:11:58The people love her
01:11:59Precisely!
01:12:00Here, hold a nice press conference and explain everything
01:12:05All right
01:12:06Let's have this press conference and I'll explain all the things
01:12:09Francesca, hello
01:12:11You don't believe this nonsense either, I hope, do you?
01:12:14I'm not here for that
01:12:15I have to tell you something
01:12:16But not here
01:12:19Leave us just the moment, and then
01:12:20And let's proceed then, thanks
01:12:22What's up?
01:12:43Betty!
01:12:45Betty!
01:12:50Betty!
01:13:16Pierpaolo, we've been waiting for you for a while, but what happened to you?
01:13:19Betty is missing
01:13:21She didn't come back home to sleep
01:13:22I called her on the phone, she doesn't answer
01:13:24None of his friends know where he is.
01:13:25What should I do?
01:13:26We'll help you find it too
01:13:28Let's go, France and me
01:13:35And now what do we do?
01:13:39I know you know where he is, talk, but I can't tell you, I made a
01:13:42promise
01:13:42But what do I care about your promises, you have to tell me, Rapunzel speaks
01:13:47I lent you the keys to my parents' house in the countryside.
01:13:50Bravo
01:13:51Bravo
01:13:51It's a mess, let's go
01:14:02Benuscio, what did you do?
01:14:04yours was sorry I didn't know but you too but you had to put it here don't you see that
01:14:09it's a disabled parking space and I couldn't find a parking space and now what do we do?
01:14:22she makes this music but it's to encourage him but that she encourages that she encourages but the right path
01:14:28right the moss grows in the south the sun is already where we are going good let me do it I am
01:14:39forestry except that there is we got lost I'm telling you we didn't get lost but let's do it
01:14:44me who has them
01:14:45ideas what are you doing I'll make him smell a betti t-shirt so he
01:14:48he smells the scent and goes in search, that is, in your opinion, the horse smells the scent and goes in search
01:14:53ah the dog with a small nose does it like this one who has a nose so much he doesn't do it you do
01:14:59do it to me go
01:15:00sniff sniff refuses he made me travel around the world and thank goodness you're a forest ranger but I
01:15:08I am
01:15:09forester as a hobby because of you that became a job but with what courage did you come here after
01:15:20what you did, betti, we didn't want it, ah so you built a veranda without wanting it
01:15:27yes ah yes I mean yes in the sense that he laid a brick I laid a brick
01:15:34you know how they are
01:15:35bricks are like cherries one leads to another especially in Sicily well anyway I'm at home
01:15:40I'm not going back there, betti, look, your father is very worried but you didn't tell him that I'm here
01:15:45no but your father has a thousand thoughts in his head but he told me a lie all my
01:15:50life is based
01:15:51on a lie yes betti but he did it for you don't come telling me these things uncle no
01:15:56he meant to say
01:15:57that whatever your father is, he remains a good person in the end, a recommendation that means
01:16:03so why do we all have to get recommended, the uncle meant to say that in any case he is one in the
01:16:10life can make mistakes it's not that thinking instead it had to think and it slows down it's not that I find it too
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01:16:40Dad how could you play with my future how could you play with my dreams look at me dad everything
01:16:52what you see that I am is not real because I didn't deserve it, you understand it
01:16:58I know that
01:16:58I made a mistake, Betti, I know I have no excuses and it's not the only mistake I've made in life
01:17:05I have facts
01:17:05many but by learning from the mistakes I made I became what I am now nothing will ever change
01:17:16you real dad
01:17:34Ninth.
01:18:12Ninth.
01:18:17Divisions, divisions, divisions.
01:18:21Here it is.
01:18:23Of course, we are very sorry that you are resigning.
01:18:27But the veranda scandal has blown too much.
01:18:38Divisions, divisions, divisions, divisions.
01:18:42Silence, please, be silent for a moment.
01:18:48Thank you, thank you for your attention.
01:18:51It's nice to see you so passionate.
01:18:56Until a few months ago you were all here cheering my father.
01:19:01And today with the same force you shout at him to resign.
01:19:06Even though he didn't build that porch.
01:19:09And you know it very well.
01:19:14My father is not just a good father.
01:19:18He's also a good mayor.
01:19:20And he taught me that honesty is a journey.
01:19:24And it's never too late to start.
01:19:28If he resigned today, he would be making a mistake.
01:19:31And it would be the first since he became mayor.
01:19:42Dad, stop doing things for me.
01:19:44You would be wrong again.
01:19:57You read me because you wanted change.
01:20:00And I tried.
01:20:03This has meant sacrifices, I know.
01:20:06Sometimes big.
01:20:09We've all given up something.
01:20:12I, for example, have given up on your affection.
01:20:17Honesty is not just a nice word.
01:20:21We shouldn't just expect honesty from our neighbors.
01:20:25We must demand honesty above all from ourselves.
01:20:29Look at how beautiful Pietra Amare has become.
01:20:33I didn't make it beautiful.
01:20:35I simply cleaned it of all the crap we had put in it.
01:20:39And it's not about enforcing the law.
01:20:42It's about being reasonable.
01:20:48But I can't do it alone.
01:20:52With citizens of Pietra Amare.
01:20:54You who demand change?
01:20:56Are you willing to change?
01:21:01He wants to go home!
01:21:03You!
01:21:12You!
01:21:16You!
01:21:18You!
01:21:35Thank you all
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01:22:30And now let's go and take what's ours.
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01:24:06We're not bad
01:24:08We are needed
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