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00:00In today's video we gonna play against all the ratings on chess.com from 800 to 2000.
00:07How to play the opening business? By pushing this pawn here, taking control of the center
00:12and not mugging up some insane opening theory, learning some tiktok traps where you win in five
00:19moves. Pro pushes out the pawn, take it and now all you got to do is develop. Faddy is out,
00:25so hop the pony this way, poking the faddy, ready to hop this pony here, bring out the juicer.
00:31A lot of kiddies would like to put the faddy here trying to check us out but no shame,
00:36you can simply block with the juicer and go about our day. Queen here is a choice but you
00:40would never want to be a trading man so let's put the juicer there, ready to hop in. This kind
00:46of early
00:46queen attack is what you see in the youtube videos and you punish it by hopping in the pony,
00:52gaining free tempis. One free tempi to poke here, one free tempi to poke here, can even push here to
00:58get more tempis. Where you going Mr. Queen? Could have gone for this business, we are kind of spoiled
01:05for choice. If you forgets like push, Queen goes there, now we push the pawn, gain the free tempi,
01:11poke the fatty. We haven't done any fancy shancy business and we're just kind of chilling. Push,
01:17both the ponies are out, juicer is out, pawn is out and now, whenever the faddy and the chicken are
01:25lined up like this, you can put the juicer here, pin it and win it. Queen can't take because Mr.
01:32Pony
01:32defences. That is why the early queen attack is bad and we are starting off with this game known as
01:39chess. You should focus on keeping it as simple as possible. Push, take center, develop the piece,
01:47when you get the chance, do the one move tactic. Pin, win and it is over. Mr. Pony is also
01:54looking to go
01:55there. Check out the pawn, poke the king, win the rookie. Not only we got the fatty, we also got
02:01the
02:01cookie. How to be chessing? By taking the center, keeping the life simple, push on the pawn, ready to
02:08hop in the pony, bring out the juicer. Is this a time to play Danish Gambit, King's Gambit, mug up
02:14some
02:14insane theory that you will never remember because you got potato brain? No. Hop the pony to poke it,
02:20he hops in to save it. We develop one more piece. Both the ponies and juicers are out.
02:24Now we can hop in trying to do the fried liver attack because you watch that tic tac video in
02:30which you can hop in winning six moves. I say no. Push the spawn, develop one more piece.
02:35Put the pony there, three pieces are developed and finally the juicer will be left. If you get the
02:40chance, you can put the juicer there and pin it. If you don't get the chance, you can go juicer
02:44here.
02:44So these are the squares for the ponies and the juicer. He's trying to play with the pawn. He might
02:50have a pawn problem. It is okay. Everybody has a problem. Now we pin it. And the way to exploit
02:56this
02:56pin is to hop the pony here. Let's say he does a dumb move like pawn here trying to develop
03:01this.
03:01He's in trouble. He hopped into poke us. We don't care. Do the thing which we say,
03:06PP on the PP. Put pressure on the pin piece. If he hops, the fatty dies. If he takes here,
03:12will not take with the pawn, but will take with the queen. Then not only we'll have one, two,
03:17but triple attack. The way to defend this is to go back. But then once the juicer goes back,
03:22I can take it. You might say, wait, wait, wait. Once the pony hopped in here, could you have not
03:29taken the pawn? We could have, but we got a bit tunnel vision on the PP action. Doesn't matter.
03:35Paddy is out. Triple attack. If he brings back the juicer, will not take here because he's happy to
03:41take. What we'll do, we'll take the juicer down. That way, after queen takes, the pin will be pinning.
03:47We're not winning any material, but this pin is annoying. Not that simple to deal with.
03:52If I take, queen will be happy to take back and all this trading is not giving us advantage. So
03:57we
03:57want to castle. We can go short and go about our day, or we can go long with the idea
04:02that we'll start
04:03pushing them pawns if you castle short, and we're going to toast you. It's a good idea to castle on
04:08the opposite sides to make your attacking chances look easy. Provokes the juicer. Can go there,
04:13but let's just go back. Look at the chicken from long distance. Pin is applying some pressure,
04:18so he can't hop here and go crazy. He can push and ask us to kick us. Not to be.
04:23He pushed it,
04:24so we can't go anywhere. But this juicer is stuck behind the pawn, so he's just a big pawn.
04:29When the king is stuck in the center, you would like to break the center and just say,
04:34attack is the way. So move like, you know, pawn here, ask him to take, put the rookie here,
04:38and double up the rookies makes a lot of sense. But we got to be a bit careful, you know.
04:43Let's say
04:43after takes, takes, he pushes the pawn here, pokes the rookie looking to trap. None of that. Sadly,
04:49he pokes the juicer. If I go back, I'm a bit of a concern that he might push it and
04:54kick it.
04:55But the problem still remains the same, that if we take the pony, he's happy to take back.
05:01I take, he takes, and we did not get anything good out of it. We just damaged the structure,
05:06and it ain't the way. So we'll just maintain the pins, saying if you push these pawns,
05:10you can never castle short, because you should never push the pawns in front of the king.
05:14And since you push the pawn on the queen side, so you can't castle long, can't castle short,
05:18you can't castle anywhere, and you're just sad. And now there's some dumb, dumb,
05:23double attack on the pawn. After he takes it, he does not. Let's say if he had taken the pawn,
05:28we could have captured it back or could have pushed it with idea to kick the pony. Anyways,
05:32he defended. If I take, he's happy to take back this single attack, not enough to win it.
05:38Would want to go some queen here to double attack, but sadly not to be. I take, he's take, he's
05:42fine.
05:43With the pawn being pushed, the juicer is actually looking to go there, poke the fatty,
05:47and get some cookies. So let me push this pawn to say no. You don't just look at your plan.
05:54Got
05:54to keep an eye on what the kitty is doing, you know. By pushing this pawn, the juicer got active.
05:59Now again, are you going to take it? No, because the juicer will go there, poke us and cause us
06:03trouble.
06:04So simply slide the queen to the side. He takes, we can take back and go about our day. I
06:10want to take,
06:11take and put the fatty here with the idea of double attack. We could have gone back, but never go
06:15backward in life. That's what they teach you. So takes ease, takes ease and the queen goes there
06:20trying to poke it. It is defendable, but his real concern is not that he's losing material on the
06:26spot. His real concern is our king is safe, but his king has nowhere to go. If he goes there,
06:31that's questionable. Okay. He took it. Can take with the rookie or the fatty. Oopsies. We like to take
06:37with the fatty because then we have triple attack on this pawn. And if he ever munches this pawn,
06:42we can go rook here to pin the pony. So losing this pawn is not a concern. So let us
06:47be the
06:48triple attacking champion. Also, pony takes is not there because there's a free rookie.
06:52Queen takes is not there because it's a free pony. So it's technically up in there. He munches on the
06:57pawn. I can simply take back. I want to take here, but he just saves the queen somewhere. So we
07:03ain't
07:03cooking that much. So we just take back, avoid the kitty from taking in. And now the pawn is dying.
07:09If he pushes, I can ignore the pawn. Go there for some sweet pin win angle.
07:14He said something. Deucer goes in, grabs the pawn. Once the queen goes somewhere here to kind of
07:23maintain the defense, we have ideas. Okay. He did not. Queen here was needed to maintain protection.
07:29Now we can just munch on the pony. Look for mate. It's defended. So no mating,
07:33but we are looking for the rookie. Rookie needs to go away. We want to take,
07:37but it's defended. But there are troubles, real troubles for the kitty. I mean, if he goes rook
07:44here, we can do a simple thing. That is to fight for the open file. Put the rookie there with
07:48the
07:48ID to go in. And the real trouble was he never castled. They say castled before move 10. King's
07:55safety is the top priority. But he said no top for us. He just cares about the bottom. We're going
08:01to put
08:01the rook there and get the glory. No way to save it. King can't go there. We cornered. It's time
08:06to
08:06sacrifice the fatty. I can take the fatty. But they like to say focus on the lollipop. So the better
08:12ways to check it, ask him to go there and get the ladder mate. Focus should be on the lollipop.
08:17Don't
08:18auto-pile it. You see the queen and you grab it. No, no, no. No grabby. Keep your hands where
08:24they should be.
08:24As the popo likes to see it, say it. Keep your hands where everybody can see it. That's what they
08:29say.
08:30Uh, can't munch. We got the defense. King goes there. We swing the rookie here for the ladder.
08:36The only way is to block it. Not only we get the fatty, we get the chicken. So two for
08:41the price of
08:42zero. That is a summer sale. We'll take it and go. Please play better, man. You're 1200.
08:47100. Be better than the last two kiddies. Okay. Italiano is the way. Pone here, pony here. Mr.
08:55Juicer is out. Okay. If he hops the pony, we will not go for the fried liver. Ah, he is
09:01going for the
09:02anti-fried liver defense. That is to prevent us from hopping. But by doing that, he gives us the
09:06center. We can take, hop, and the fatty is out in the center. They say early queen attack is not
09:13the
09:13way, but it is the way. And juicer, he has a common mistake. I think in that variation,
09:18we can sacrifice a juicer. He takes it. And after queen check, we win it back.
09:23Man, them tactics. We are the tactical champion. We know all the tricks, all the baby tricks.
09:29We take here. We maintain the defense. You can't castle. You can hide behind your favorite teddy bear,
09:34but keep on hiding, man. I could have taken the pony as well as you could have not. Oh,
09:40oh, oh, man. What? Okay. It's not a mate, so kudos to him. He can go there. I can do
09:49some insane
09:50juicer check. If he takes, we win the rookie, but too many pieces down the drain. I would like to
09:55check
09:55this way so that if he goes back, I can take with the check, but I don't know. We know
10:01what's going on
10:02in these days. Let's just take the piece and chill, right? Yeah, let's just take the piece and chill.
10:08Let him walk, man. He got tired at home doing nothing. My brain could not handle it. Okay,
10:13so with the pawn here, we can't check it. So kudos to him. He has survived. He spawned down
10:19and the king is thinking he's a pony. So a bit of a problem. Let us just go back setting
10:24up some
10:25dumb discos like this will give us the paddy because we check out the kitty. He can hop and say
10:30no, but we can F it. He can go back, which he should have done somewhere, you know, go back
10:35inside the
10:36house, hide behind your teddy bears and whatnot. But I guess the teddy season is gone. Takes makes
10:43sense. We are just pawn up. King is fine. I mean, fine is a tricky word, but he's fine.
10:50He would like to trade the queen. I would like to develop quickly. So let me hop the pony trying
10:55to
10:55go in. I mean, we are technically pawn up so we can afford a queen trade, but the king being
11:01so bad,
11:01I don't want to. So let me bring out the juicer. Let me bring out the juicer with the idea
11:07to push
11:08and open up the house. But before that, we'll castle. If he goes rook here, he can actually
11:13manually castle. So kudos for him to castle. Let me castle. You also castle. Everybody castles.
11:20I want to push it. He can't take here because we pin and win. So some nice pin-win tactics
11:25for us.
11:25You know, we got... Bro, what is going on? How are 1200s falling for the most vanilla tomato?
11:32I don't even know. They're just dumb. They're just dumb. We pin here. Let us grab the pawn.
11:40Again, we are rook up in like 15 moves. Bro, this is like we paid the kitty some McDonald's happy
11:46meal
11:46to lose to us or something business. And I want to take it down. But let me just bring in
11:52the rookie,
11:52right? Yeah, we are giving in the pawn. But what I really want is this rookie to join the seventh
11:57heaven and pressure it out. If he does not take, I'll probably just go back. Okay, he has used a
12:03bit of a brain. That is to go there and get it out. Kick it. Yeah, let's kick it with
12:09the pony.
12:10I don't want to go back. I kind of want to be a trading man. Bro, the juicer goes in
12:14this way.
12:15In this way. This way. What is this? Okay, let's treat the rookie. We can grab the pawn but resign.
12:25Let's get one more white game because that white game we won in like nine moves. So maybe the wolf
12:31will actually put up a wolf fight or something. I don't know. Bro is not a king of the jungle
12:37but we
12:37might have some fun by blazing wolf. So he pushed the pawn hoping he pushes it so that we can
12:43enjoy our
12:43Italian life. If he goes for silly, not to be. Caro is the way. So for Caro, everybody knows it.
12:50Alien
12:51gambit is literally the best thing to do. So we hop the pony. Bro takes the pawn. We hop in.
12:57We go in
12:58and we sacrifice. If you don't know what alien gambit is, then Caro might give you some trouble.
13:04So let's see. He does not take it. He's saying avoid the alien gambit at all costs possible. I can
13:10take
13:11it. Ask him to take and go for development. Or I can take here. It doesn't really matter. Or I
13:15can
13:15simply hop in. Say if you take here, I take here too much trading. Yeah, let us focus on the
13:20goody
13:21goody development angle. He's pinning us saying after the taxi, the pawn shall die and whatnot.
13:27But we can bring out the user. Check him out. If it goes Barack, we can be a trading man.
13:32Not to be.
13:33Again, happy to take. Even if this pawn dies, we don't care too much about it. As long as we're
13:38developing, we are believing that we are cooking him. So for a second, I thought the camera froze
13:44again, man. Camera, do better. Okay, want to take. Ask him to take to check him out, but probably takes
13:51to the fatty. Also want to hop in with some pinwin angles, but not to be. So maybe I should
13:55ask him to
13:56take this down so this pony can actually looking for some hopping shenanigans. Even though it's not
14:01crazy as he can just hop or go rook here to save it. But we got to apply some pressure.
14:07If we ain't applying pressure, then what are we doing? Even Barack don't want to come in the G
14:11business. Feels a bit too much. Let's just chop. If he ever takes here, rook is in. If the fatty
14:17takes here, we could have poked it. Let us bring the cavalry. Queen here, rook here. Both are tempting
14:22choices. Rookie looks nice. Bro blocks this way or the other way. He's two steps away from castling.
14:29Takesy is not there. I want to go queen here to apply pressure so that if he ever hops,
14:35maybe he's going to kick it and win it. But the protection is way too clutch. I can technically
14:41win this pawn as he can't take back because we have a pin, but not sure how good that is.
14:45I'm a bit more interested in hopping this pony as well. Bro is thinking what to do.
14:52Let us bring out the fatty. Maintain the pinwin shenanigans as much as possible. Takesy is what we're
14:58dreaming about. Takes is never happening. I mean, you can take it, but we're not hopping because the pin
15:03is problematic. Queen here has an idea to go long, but I don't think he'll go for it. Yeah. What's
15:11the
15:11plan? Juicer want to go there, but he can't. Yeah, that's why I want to hop here so that we
15:18can get
15:18it. Okay. He's about to castle, but he can't castle. Let's say he castles right now. We'll take the pony,
15:24take the juicer and absolutely cook him. So can I just not hop here with the idea that we shall
15:30go
15:31in and get the glory? Ah, he has technically takes these to deflect the fatty and then castle. I mean,
15:36even if he does that, not like we're losing, we're still ready to hop in and do some attack. He
15:41ignored
15:41it. Wanna take, but not to be. Wanna pin, but not to be. Let me pin it so that we
15:49can win it. After takes,
15:51I might even consider taking this way to just maintain the most annoying pin shenanigan in town.
15:57He can hop here to close the office, but not to be. Take Mr. Pony down. The defense is too
16:04loose.
16:05We can take this down as well. And he got to take here because the pin is getting way out
16:10of hand.
16:10It's crazy. He has a so-called juicer pair advantage, but the king is stuck in the center.
16:15If this pony ever reaches here, it's going to be a nightmare. Faddy or pawn? That is the question.
16:23The problem with the fatty business is he might run away. I mean, even if I take with the pawn,
16:28he does technically run away, even though we get this. So it does not make a big difference.
16:32Let's say I go queen here. We're kind of starting to win the pawn. Also, we're kind of looking to
16:36go in.
16:37So let us see. If he goes queen here, we shall go in and get the glory. So the only
16:42way to not get
16:42toasted right now is to run with your legs between your hands. No, hands between your legs.
16:49And then if I hop into pocket, the juicer can run away. And if this queen somehow goes in,
16:55we punch him. That is the end. That is the end. Because we can simply hop, double attack,
17:03and we fry some chicken. Bro thinks watching Gotham chess and playing karaoke and life is the way? No.
17:10Watch blunder panda. Become the thunder man. No, become the dragon warrior. I become whoever you
17:17want. It's a free world. Be a panda. Be not a panda. I can take here. But what I want
17:23to do is push,
17:24deflect the fatty to get a check. I guess it doesn't really matter. It was not like he's going to
17:28sacrifice it. So just take it and keep the life simple. Bro can sacrifice the queen. But are we really
17:35contemplating that we don't want to win a fatty? We want to go in, but not to be. Let's go
17:41queen
17:41here with some dumb, dumb ideas to threaten a mate. I don't think he'll fall for it, but can't go
17:46wrong
17:46with trying to go in. Let's say he goes rook here to save the mate. Then we can do some
17:50dumb pawn here,
17:51deflecting the fatty to go in this way. Because these two squares are the one that will take us to
17:56glory.
17:57This will delay the inevitable. But we are mini Thanos. So we are inevitable. Oh, no. Queen grabs the pawn.
18:06We punch him. Pawn grabs the pawn. We pin and win. So that is pretty sweet as well. A sacrifice
18:13delays it.
18:14But as they say in the movie show, you can run, but you can't hide. Okay, he got that. But
18:21same troubles. Queen goes there and we push it and we get to do the exact same business in
18:26not the same way, but some way or the other. So do your thing. Remove the defender and fry the
18:33wolf.
18:34No, you don't fry the wolf. I don't think they're that tasty. But you fry Mr. Chicken,
18:39make some nice chicken nuggets, order McDonald's Happy Meal and stay happy. That is why it's called a
18:46Happy Meal, not a sad, depressing meal. Broke goes there. We won. Oh, he just sacrifices. So the game
18:51goes on. After it takes these, we will try to bring the rookie in so that we can win this
18:56pawn. And no
18:57King's safety for him at all. He can try all day, but he's gonna cry all day. I can check
19:04this way,
19:05but after here, there's no back rank. So let's just munch on the pawn. Try to get some seventh
19:09haven to mate it. He has rook here. So he's kind of surviving. Yeah, we have a check here,
19:14but he's out again. We have a rook here, but he's out again. I like queen check to ask him
19:18to go there.
19:19So this rookie can somehow shuffle and do the business. I like the idea. So Mr. Rookie shall
19:27join the party to punch him. Check. He goes in the corner and we roll him. Rook here. We can
19:32sacrifice
19:33the queen for two rooks. The position is that good, but we would like to focus on the lollipop, man.
19:39Focus. Give us the good, good lollipop because that is the way he's trying to defend. Let's
19:44munch on one more pawn. Wanna put the rookie there to go for it. He might go rook here to
19:49say no,
19:49not to be. And it's great. The game is still going on. Let's just save the queen. Wanna go there
19:55to
19:55mate it, but he still has the defense, man. Why are we playing with them Ds, man? Stop the D
20:04business.
20:05Stop the D business. So rook here, he says no mating. He's trying to do some back rank,
20:11which is not even there. After rook here, we can take the rookie and try to check and win this.
20:17So a lot of trouble for him. Insane amount of trouble. Like this is the only way to save the
20:22mate.
20:22This is not the way. This is not the way. Another wide game to prove to you that this is
20:27the way to
20:28the glory land. Are we going to get the E5 game? I was concerned some French caro might happen, but
20:33let us bring out the juicer. Show Italiano is the way. Game one, kitty went for edge. We took the
20:40center.
20:41This one, not to be. So let us hop the pony, put the pawn there and go for some nice
20:47pin win angle.
20:48He saw the pin danger, so he said no. It's okay. We can still bring out the juicer this way.
20:53Ask the
20:54kitty to take it. Open F5 for some slaughter. If he doesn't take, we put the queen there and the
20:59game
20:59goes on. Broken go back. Broken push. He takes it. Let us go. Now once we castle, the rookie will
21:08have
21:08open F5 for the attack. He can copy our homework or go queen here and not copy. Let us kick
21:13it.
21:13Because if he takes, we don't mind taking. If he doesn't take, the queen will slide in anyways. This
21:19pin was as fake as it can be because the rookie saves it and he cannot take and double the
21:24pawns.
21:25Can hop to be a bit of a trading man, but kind of want to hop this way to sit
21:29here. So let me hop.
21:32Bro can't take here and win this because this is the queen is there for prediction.
21:36Wanna sit here, poke the pawn, set up some tactics here. Juicer is a bit trippy. Let's see. You know,
21:43queen here, we hop and chop and the pony is loose. He never castled. Walking into the frying pan.
21:49Our pieces are so active. What is he doing? Getting crumbled by the Italian life. Yes,
21:57Italian is the way. Pawn here to prevent the pin was there. If he goes B, we can just go
22:02back.
22:03Maybe we can hop here to get rid of the juicer. But at this point, we don't even care that
22:08much about it.
22:09Yes, he's happy to get rid of one of the annoying pieces. Let him find the happiness he's looking for.
22:16So once we go there, oh, he's not afraid of the pony sitting here. Crazy. Let me bring in the
22:23queen
22:23first. Kind of look this. If the queen moves away, there's a pin win into a free piece. If the
22:28juicer
22:28goes back, I can snap and win the pawn. Some baby tactics. Can simply go rook here with the idea
22:34to
22:34double up the rookies and say pressure on F, pressure on G, and your pieces are stuck. Like the queen
22:41is
22:41stuck. Juicer is stuck. Pony is stuck. We are in a sticky, sticky land. Okay, he pushed the pawn to
22:46prevent us from hopping. We could hop with the idea to threaten the maid and then he can go back
22:53and
22:53save it. But I'm really, really into the doubling angle. Now, Mr. Pony is dying with the power of the
22:59pin. So either got to unpin or got to hop the pony. Both looks problematic because then I might
23:05actually hop in with the idea to attack this, this, that, and one of the pawns shall crumble.
23:13Every single piece is in. So he hopped in the pony. We hop in the pony as well. There's a
23:18maiden
23:19one. He can go queen here and trade it, but this pawn shall die. He can go queen here. No,
23:24he went that
23:24way. That way I don't get the pawn. Makes sense. I can sacrifice, but after takes, there is no real
23:31pin win angle. I can push with the idea to get the push, but he might just take it. We
23:38take back.
23:38We have all the space in the world and this pony will hop and join the party and we will
23:44slowly cook
23:44it. It's possible that we might have missed out a better move order. That is why we'll analyze. He
23:50hops in and it's questionable. I feel like rookie takes pony should be there somewhere in the air.
23:55Let's say I take this pawn. King takes. We take down the pony and he can sacrifice the queen for
24:01two
24:01rooks, but we are happy. This one looks nice as well. Oh, that one is better.
24:07Miss after takes, if you take he, we just take the pony. Keep the life simple.
24:10No time to hop in because just check. We win the pony. We maintain the pin win angle. H is
24:17incoming.
24:18The rookie might even want to sacrifice. Oh, it's rough. Uh, he didn't take it because he didn't
24:26want the pony to die. Makes some kind of sense. I can sacrifice, but it does not achieve anything
24:32as he's more than happy to take it. And the rookie, wait, it's not too shabby. I can sacrifice,
24:37ask the kid to take and then hop the pony here with some idea to win this pawn. Let's be
24:42mini
24:43Gotham. Let's be mini Gotham. So we are going to be two pawns up, but exchange down. And this
24:50pony is going to take back and be an absolute nightmare. If the king goes there, we can go for
24:57pin win angle. So the king would need to find a square, which is so trippy as the queen will
25:03also
25:03join the party. Yeah, that rook sacrifice is crazy. Good. It is just that good. He can push it
25:12technically asking us to take that with the pawn does not die, but then this juicer is doomed.
25:17Yes, you can push, take here, maybe sit here to get some kind of defense going. That's a claim.
25:26Okay. Mr. Pawn is dead. Rokan take here via protection. If king goes there, we can go for
25:31a pin win angle. If the king goes back, we can go queen. Oh, where is the king going? He's
25:38trying to
25:38say hello to us. After this, we even have a check to just win the queen and keep the life
25:43simple.
25:45Yeah. If he goes back, I can check into the mate. So bye-bye to Mr. Fatty. Bye-bye queen.
25:52You try,
25:53you try, but you cry. I'm sad to see my pony die. He did a lot of hard work. He
26:00deserved a noble prize
26:01for it, but not to be. So once the pony dies, we can bring the queen back in. The juicer
26:07goes back.
26:08We trap him again. Sad juicer life, man. He always gets stuck. Always at the wrong place at the wrong
26:16time. Goes back and we trap you. What did he do wrong? I guess he played for the wrong side.
26:23I would like to go here and do the mate, but that ain't happening. So let's just keep the life
26:27simple.
26:27Trap it. Win it. Oh, rookie goes in and we win the pawn. Pawn takes in. We still win the
26:34pawn.
26:36Bro goes back. It's a free rookie. Bro goes there. There is a mate, so we don't even need to
26:41take it,
26:41but we can take it. GG's. What to do with white? Push on the E4 business. Become a 2000
26:48euro dummy and find the happiness you never found. What can they do? They can go silly. They can go
26:54caro. They can go French. They can go modern. Doesn't matter what you do. All you need to do
27:00is learn one setup. There is pony here. Feature to this juicer. Pawn there. Juicer here. Fatty here.
27:06Pony here. One golden setup against all the openings. Doesn't really matter what he's doing. He's modern,
27:14silly, French. Just French fry the French fries, you know. So we'll push on the pawn. We don't even
27:20care. He's playing some kind of closely life. Our juicer will go there poking the pawn. And then
27:26he got to do some kind of protection angle. We'll line up the fatty battery. The plan is to go
27:31there
27:31and counter his juicer who's kind of a dragon. And then just push, push, take, take and fold him.
27:38He's poking it. I don't even care. We could have taken back, but no worries. We can take back with
27:44the juicer and poke the rookie in the corner. And he would need to invest some time and money to
27:49save
27:49the rookie. And our teeny pawn is in. He's trying to crack up the defense. What I'm interested in is,
27:55is pushing. Bro takes. And we say, knock, knock, knock. Santa is here. Even though this is,
28:01I don't know, June. But Santa is here with presents. He got stuck in traffic. So he's six months late.
28:08Or you can say it as six months in advance. You can pick your poison. So we want to take,
28:14take,
28:14put the fatty and the rookie on the open-edge file. And an 1800 elo kiddie is going to fumble
28:19in like 10 moves, 12 moves, which is crazy. That's how good this setup is. You might say,
28:24oh, you paid him. Well, you will never find out. A bro takes. Queen can go in. Rook can go
28:31in.
28:32Juicer can go in. We are all in his business. That is the thing. Push. We can even ignore it.
28:41Bro can't take here. There is a pin from downtown. So we say, oh, check. Focus on the lollipop.
28:47We could have hopped in the tactics. But we are saying, our fatty is in. And you shall run.
28:54Run, chicken. Run for me. Okay, the king ran for his life. Can't grab the pawn. This protection.
29:00Can't take this pawn. Asking him to take. And then take here and say, we are trading. Our pony is
29:06in.
29:06Kind of want to hop in with some baby tactics. But too babyish, right? Yeah,
29:10kind of keep the life simple and just grab on the pawn. Hop in this way. This pawn is chilling.
29:16We have a bit of a nightmare, but all the squares are covered. He's hopping in, trying to go for
29:21some counterattack. We don't have the rookie going in, so not to be. I can castle, sacrifice some pawns
29:28and say, we are chilling. We will hop this pony in if you wanna. You got nothing going on. You
29:33can
29:33try to run, but your king is never happy. Technically, we are pawn up. Also, this pawn ain't
29:38dying. What are we, dum-dum? Yes, we are dum-dum. So how do we poke some pawns?
29:42This is the way, right? Mr. Pony, join the party. Poke this. Poke that. Become a Pokemon.
29:48Not sure what he is doing, because we can just simply ignore it. Maybe the plan is to push. Push,
29:53put the fatty in. But you can hop in, double attack. Or take here, double attack again,
29:58and we are in before you get to shake our hand. And we're not even gonna shake your hand,
30:02because we know when you went to washroom, we did not wash it. So no shaky allowed. This looks nice
30:08because it's threatening more pieces, but even that is pretty annoying. Hmm. Spoiled for choices,
30:14man. Spoiled for choices. As long as we are not bad and we don't fumble, this is unlosable. Okay,
30:21Braven Barak. So this pawn ain't dying. We can grab this pawn. He might be just happy to be a
30:26trading man,
30:26but, uh, trading is good for us because, uh, I mean, we are pawn up and soon we are pawn
30:32two up.
30:33So plus two is pretty good. Uh, can't smash here because the pony is under fire. So let's say
30:38takes each, takes each and the game goes on. Uh, seventh heaven incoming. Maybe the pony hops in
30:43on a good day. Let's say he goes rook here. We just hop in and win the business. So not
30:48to be,
30:48uh, wanna go seventh heaven for some poking action. Mr. Pawn is dying. The check isn't coming.
30:54Also, the good thing about the seventh heaven is if I ever check, he can't run away. So we
30:58corner the kitty out. Uh, Bro can go for some funny business, but there's nothing funny about it.
31:04He's trying to poke us. I can take and win this game in another 67 moves, but I kind of
31:10like the
31:10idea to go queen hit, threatening some mate in one, but it is saveable. I like that you check it,
31:15but the kid is running. Oh, Bro ain't running anywhere. If I check, he goes there. We hop in
31:21and smash the fatty. So after some kind of check, the only way is to hop in this way,
31:25trying to hide. And yes, our pony can go in to poke the queen, but the queen is running and
31:30the
31:30pony and dying. We've got the double attack, but that ain't enough. So maybe this is the way
31:34threatening some dumb, dumb businesses looking to hop in and save your cooking. But again,
31:39can he not just hop back and say life is the best? He might say, but we say this way,
31:45we poke this and this at the same time. So if the pony hops in, you can't save all at
31:49the same time.
31:50So the plan is to, when we go rook here and just crumble. Yeah. This is how the cookie crumbles.
31:56This is why we say don't buy chocolate chip cookies, buy cookies that are made of, I don't know,
32:01some kind of diamond business because diamonds are pretty rough and whatnot,
32:06but they're not edible. That's the only problem. So there's a median coming. Uh, trouble is troubling
32:13and no way to block it. Uh, queen here is technically a way to block it and say,
32:18let's trade and we can trade and win. Oh, bro, with the poking angle, he says,
32:23I got the defense and you don't get the business. I completely missed it. So sad life for me,
32:29I can sacrifice, but a bit too fancy. Sadly, we got to do some dumb, dumb check and maybe we
32:34are trading man. Uh, no, he can't go there because the check is checking. So probably got to hop back.
32:40So we did play a bit of a bad move because we are bad. A bro is self-pinning it.
32:45Oh,
32:46pony here. Wait, traps the queen. How is that queen bad? Like can't go there. Can't go there.
32:54Can't go anywhere. Could we have done that one move before? No. The problem was after pony here,
32:58you could have run, but technically not. Let's just do the business. Our brain in braining,
33:02but the chess is chessing. So let us chess. We got the sacrifice. We got the pin. We can be
33:07the
33:07trading man. There's another free bean coming for us. If I wanted, is the queen doomed? The
33:13queen will always get out. Let's just be the trading man. Take this way. We take here. Take with the
33:17pony. Uh, we poke them all. It is the end. It is the end. The fatty dies and the kitty
33:22cries. So
33:23just push them pawns, put the rookie somewhere, win it. Take a chill pill. Yeah. Take a good chill pill.
33:30Let's get one more game to show you the power of keeping the life simple. The last silly defense
33:37game was not as silly as we wanted because he just fumbled for the pawn here tactic.
33:43So let us do a redo of that golden silly defense setup where we fingered a juicer, pawn there,
33:50juicer here, fatty here business. You know the business. He can go for the D business. Preventing
33:55this. Not to be. We poke on the pawn, asking him to push it. He doesn't need to as it's
34:01defended.
34:02And don't go queen here as he can hop in. So push it. Now queen there and remember no go
34:08B. Don't be
34:10the B man. Okay. He did not fumble. And now, uh, we cannot go juicer here as he did not
34:16feature to it,
34:17but we can, uh, what's the word? Improvise. That is to castle. Put the king there and then go for
34:24the
34:24F business. Sometimes you got to improvise. Our king is chilling. He was looking for a push into
34:31some kind of disco angle, but our pawns are not in any kind of trouble. We will F it and
34:38say,
34:38you go to castle one day. And one day when you castle, we shall sacrifice and say, uh,
34:45Kabu. I don't know what you're supposed to say. And let's F it. So he's deciding he will never
34:50ever castle because he's going for some kind of attacking possibilities. I am considering the
34:56possibility to take on the pawn, take here, take here and say, uh, there's a free pawn for me.
35:02Yes. You can throw in the check, but I will just run away and offer you some kind of dumb,
35:08dumb trading businesses. I mean, in my dumb, dumb drawing book, which I draw bananas and tomatoes and
35:17what not. It is a free pawn. Yes, it does give him open G file, open S file, lot of
35:24possibilities.
35:26Okay. He's trying to poke it. We are more than happy to be a trading man because when you're up
35:32in
35:32material, you should be trading. So we do the thing. Makes a lot of sense. Would like to push it,
35:38kick the pony. Uh, can't go here, but there's a bit of a sneaky, sneaky idea. So let's not do
35:43that.
35:44So maybe just to go queen here, poking this, poking this. If you ever castle, it's a free B or
35:52we
35:52slipping butter. He might just do nothing. I really want to sacrifice the rook, ask him to take and
35:59bring in one more rookie. Yeah. We're cooking like crazy. Also just want to hop in, uh, to be a
36:04bit
36:04of a trading man, but I'm a bit concerned. He might just, uh, I don't know, hop back, go about
36:10his day,
36:11not do anything too fancy. It just feels right. If he pushes, we will take it. Like you cannot go
36:19wrong with trading. And after takes, we can even take with the queen or say pin this that way and
36:24poke this that way. And we do our thing. You can't castle. We take the pony down. We win another
36:31pawn.
36:32And there's too many pawns down the drain. You cannot afford that many pawn sacrifices,
36:37bro. You ain't Maggie. You ain't even Hikaru. You barely got them.
36:43Okay. So we traded two minor pieces. We're poking Mr. Pawn. He said, let the pawn die. We say,
36:50thank you very much. Uh, he can't go rook here. Mr. Pawn is under fire and we can do some
36:56technical
36:56pawn sacrifice opening up this juicy diagonal. Okay. He wants to kind of sit here, which is, uh,
37:04actually a reasonable idea. Trying to check here, which is runnable. So not that problematic.
37:10I kind of want to push, but he won't take, he'll probably hop the pony. So we go back home
37:15and say,
37:17how do we do this? Because we want some counter-attack, which is not that simple to happen.
37:21If I go queen here, he puts the rookie here. So our queen is in a bit of a pickle
37:24train.
37:25Uh, this square is a very annoying for the pony to sit. Hmm.
37:32Yeah. He's going to hop and hop. We need, uh, some brain. We don't have it. We don't have it.
37:39Like I can just go back, let him hop and then just, I don't know, go back again and say,
37:45it's not too shabby, but it'll take forever and ever to do the thing. Maybe I can hop the pony
37:52back and
37:53get the push business going. It'll take some time. He will be annoying as possible. Do I have a queen
37:59here to cover this? I feel like it's a bit unnecessary. Yeah. Let's just go queen here.
38:05So this check does not lose me my dum-dum fatty. Would like to push, open up some houses. He's
38:12trying
38:12to poke. He is a bit of a Pokemon. Uh, check does nothing. Sacrifice looks scary. Can hop the pony
38:20back,
38:20not only to save the spawn, but also to bring this pony into some kind of defensive business.
38:27I like the possibility. He checked it. Uh, no need to panic. There is no check from this side. So
38:34we just
38:34slide and the pony is dying. That check looked good, but it did absolutely nothing. Now he has to go
38:41back
38:41home. I mean, that way, it doesn't make a difference. I was looking for some seventh hand,
38:45but he said, no, uh, does not make that bad of a scene. Let me just, uh, double up the
38:51rookies.
38:52Them pawns are chilling. Let me bring in every single piece next to the king so that he does not
39:00feel
39:00too afraid. Uh, I can't hop in the pawn dice. Uh, we would like to break the center. So let's
39:07break
39:08apart the center because the queen want to go in, poke you out. He can push and say, no.
39:14Why are you saying no? Yeah. Yeah. He said no. I can push, push in. It's a close the office
39:20for
39:21everybody. I like the idea to go queen here, poke every single pawn and ask him what in the tomato
39:30season is cooking. Uh, he can go there and save every single pawn, but that's a bit too much.
39:37One of the pawns will shall die. You shall not. Oh, he said both of them kind of dumb bias.
39:44I forgot
39:44the queen is there as a piece to save it. I can push it. He can push it and he's
39:48chilling. I can push
39:49it and he can push it in. He's chilling again. Hmm. I like that you do hop, but then the
39:56pawn dies.
39:57I need some entry. Oh, I like that you to push. Ask the kitty to be a pushing man and
40:03then put in the
40:04rook check and trade every single piece in the town. We are saying after takes, takes, takes, we lose the
40:11pawn. But if we trade all the rookies, all the fatties, then it is worth it. That is the claim.
40:18Also,
40:18after takes, takes, takes after the check, there's a pony dying. So technically cannot take it.
40:24Technical, uh, problems. So happy, happy trading season is the way we get rid of one rookie. We
40:31can throw in another check and get rid of another rookie. And just like that, we traded all our pieces.
40:38Yes, we have potentially damaged our, uh, pawn structure, but we have two extra pawns.
40:46So it is worth the price. Uh, queen here, we take it. Pawn here is a freebie. If he takes,
40:53he just takes back. And, uh, without that, he has no attack attacking. Sad coconuts, sad coconuts.
40:59Let's go in and poke Mr. Pony. We can go for a hopping action. Uh, in some magical world,
41:07we can even sacrifice, but that's a bit too much. Let's just, you know, oh, I was about to push
41:12and
41:12fumble the pawn. Whoopsies. Uh, let's push and save my favorite pawn because I don't want him to die.
41:19The pony hopping is fine. He can take here if you wanna, or we can connect four. I'm kind of
41:25interested in grabbing some pawns. I just realized here, I could have taken this pawn with the power
41:31of pin. A bit of an oversight if I can call it so myself. Uh, let's just hop in. If
41:38he takes,
41:38we don't mind it. If he takes, we don't mind it. Maybe we should mind it a little bit because
41:44we are being a bit dodgy. Fine. Some bit dodginess is fine. We will win this pawn and he can't
41:52take it
41:53as is the PP action. And then we will win one more pawn, even if he takes here. So we
41:58will do what
41:59we wanted to do for the longest time ever. That is to trade, trade and trade.
42:08Some fumble, some low key, not the cleanest way to do the business. Could have taken that way to
42:13poke it. Doesn't really matter. He can take here or here, whichever he wants. The check is not that
42:20scary. We do the takes his angle. He can't check this anymore. If he takes takes, we have not one,
42:27not two, but three pawns running for the glory. Let's use Mr. King so that he can save this pawn
42:34and
42:34this pawn can start running. Uh, bro will try to push into, push into, takes into, takes into,
42:40getting some passers. Don't you fear. You can put the rookie behind it and cover it. Even this pawn
42:47can die, but these two are the real ones. Take it, take it. Let's just stop this pawn from running.
42:54If he takes here, we get that one. Worst comes to worst. He'll go king here, king here, push here,
43:00push here. We shall sacrifice and these three pawns will dominate the rookie. We don't even care.
43:06Just push. Use Mr. King. Push even more. After king here, we can even push this pawn.
43:14There are too many pawn troubles for the kiddie to figure it out. He got to go somewhere. He can't
43:21stop them all. He can try. He can cry. Uh, we can even sacrifice the rookie right now, but no
43:28rush.
43:30After the push angle, we sacrifice the rookie. He takes here. Then we push on the pawn and now the
43:35rookie is stuck here. He can never touch either of them because whichever he takes, the other one
43:40queens. He'll try to go king here into here into here. But by that time, this pawn will also start
43:46to
43:46run. Way too much trouble. Way too much trouble for the kiddie. Hmm. Bro gets the fatty in the life,
43:54but we smash it. No real fatty businesses. Two pawns. Way too good. If he takes here, we get the
44:02queen.
44:03If he doesn't take there, then I don't know, man. Them pawns are there. If we take here,
44:09we get the check and we win it. So he doesn't even get to win this pawn. Bye-bye.