00:00Do you have a boyfriend?
00:02I'm a single.
00:03Oh, you're a single?
00:04Do you have a single?
00:06Yes.
00:06Do you have a boyfriend?
00:08Like you?
00:10Oh!
00:11Oh!
00:13Why?
00:13What did you see for him that he was really looking for?
00:18Because it was the first time I saw the belly button of Mr. Jokia.
00:22Isn't it?
00:23You really want to see him.
00:25You see him.
00:26You see him.
00:27You see him.
00:30Poggy.
00:31Poggy.
00:31What did you say?
00:32Oh!
00:33What?
00:34I fell asleep at that.
00:36Oh!
00:38I think I'm blind.
00:40I think I'm really excited.
00:41I feel like I have a wheelchair.
00:44It's not a long time.
00:45We're good because I feel like I'm in the gym.
00:48In the gym?
00:49In the gym?
00:50In the gym?
00:50In the gym?
00:51In the gym?
00:52In the gym?
00:53If you drink gin, what's the chaser?
00:57Chaser?
00:58No chaser.
00:59Ah?
01:00Puro?
01:01Gumuguhit?
01:02On the rocks.
01:03On the rocks?
01:04On the rocks?
01:05Oo.
01:05Tumak ko yung lasa ng darak, no?
01:08Pagkain ng baboy?
01:09Yung ginak pato sa darak?
01:10Oo.
01:11Pulutan mo yun?
01:12Baboy-baboyan lang kayo.
01:14Yes.
01:14Yes.
01:15So, ano na sa palagay mo kung liligawan ka naman ni Jong?
01:20Gano'n katagal mo siyang pag-aantayin bago mo ibigay ang iyong matamis na oo?
01:25First date?
01:27Wife?
01:27Ah!
01:28Parapol kang babay.
01:30Wala ba lang paghihirap?
01:31Yung ambagal niya magsalita, maglakad pero mabilis siya.
01:34Oo.
01:34Mapusok.
01:35Oo.
01:36Mainit.
01:36Oo.
01:37Yung ganon.
01:37Excited ka na ba sa first date nyo?
01:39Very excited.
01:40Can you describe to us kung ano yung first date fantasy mo?
01:45Kahit saan eh, basta kasama lang kita.
01:48Alam mo, mga abe?
01:49Pag nag-date tayo, dadaling kita sa ilog.
01:51Since River ang pangalan mo.
01:52Dadaling ka.
01:53Maraming pwedeng gawin sa ilog.
01:55Yes.
01:55Mag-swimming.
01:56Ayan.
01:57Ah.
01:58Maglaba.
01:59Ayan.
02:00Okay lang ba sa iyan?
02:01Okay na okay.
02:02Sige nga, lapitan mo nga siya.
02:04Tingnan natin.
02:04Tingnan nga natin pag nag-eye to eye kayo.
02:08Ayan dito.
02:09Ayan dito.
02:10Ayan dito.
02:11Ayan dito.
02:11Ayan dito.
02:12Sobrang ganda mo.
02:13Gusto ko lang sabihin sa bilyong-bilyong taong na nandito sa buong mundo,
02:20isa ka sa pumukaw sa puso ko.
02:26Ay!
02:27Ang ganda mong babae, pumapatulog ka sa sindikato nyo.
02:31Eto naman si number 2 di...
02:36Ayan dito.
02:37Ang-a-zio.
02:50Eto naman.
02:50Do do do.
02:50Ayan dito.
02:51Imadito, tubo.
02:51I-o-i-o.
02:52Eto naman sike.
02:52Ayan dito.
02:52You
