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A Youtube livestream by Shoe0nHead on (2022-09-18)
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🔴 STREAM: Playing "The Political Machine", against Trump & Hillary
Original Title:
🔴 STREAM: Playing "The Political Machine", against Trump & Hillary
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00:08:15Yeah, we'll be right back.
00:08:17It was supposed to start at 2.
00:08:20And then I was like, you know, I'm gonna give myself some time because I might be late.
00:08:23So I made it 2.30 and then I was like, nah, fuck it.
00:08:27Like, I'm ready.
00:08:28Let's go.
00:08:29Hello?
00:08:29Can you know, can you guys can hear me and I'm like, you know, like, you know, I'm gonna make
00:08:59it.
00:08:59you could see um today i am running for president um we are going to be playing a game called
00:09:07the
00:09:08election machine is the political machine i think it's called it is a very like goofy app
00:09:16sort of thing it is not like a real game like it's not like a strategy game or anything like
00:09:22that like it's just like a really like stupid phone app kind of thing right but it is so funny
00:09:29because because it's just so goofy like you you wind up getting invited to like the daily show
00:09:36and stuff not the daily you might have like like a late night jimmies and stuff like that and you
00:09:41have to get interviewed um so i thought it would be really cool to do it with you guys just
00:09:47chill
00:09:47and um in the game you can actually like pick your policies that you run on and stuff like that
00:09:53and this time we're gonna be running against trump but i think on tuesday i'm gonna do one where we
00:10:02run against biden so i think that would be very fun but how is everybody does chat get to vote
00:10:13you
00:10:13don't get to vote like the people like the ai sort of country gets to vote so it's like you
00:10:20basically
00:10:21have to win the country over so like you have to win different states like in florida i have to
00:10:27like
00:10:28campaign on stuff florida people like you know what i mean and you have to win over each state and
00:10:33you like see them turn colors right so we're on blue we're on blue team today we're on blue team
00:10:41um
00:10:42and we're gonna run against trump and you can like make your own character and stuff so
00:10:47let's uh let's try to get started here
00:10:53all right let's first of all say hello to chat i have tts on i think i have tts on
00:11:00today
00:11:02um so like whatever you donate will be red on screen or something while i'm gaming i don't know
00:11:07i think it should be working um not unlike last time last time like it wasn't working and then we
00:11:13finally got it to um soon next week tts is going to be like different voices like we have like
00:11:21i think
00:11:21we have like ben shapiro right now it's karma has donated five dollars after biden you should
00:11:29run against hillary since the only thing she has is being a woman okay so that is what the guy
00:11:35sounds
00:11:35like today he's australian but soon we're gonna have like obama and like ben shapiro and like other
00:11:41random people so that should be really fun but thank you karma um i don't know if we should we
00:11:47can run
00:11:48against ben shapiro but we'll try i think it would be very funny okay okay okay are you guys ready
00:11:59yeah i'm dressed very like presidential today i have the little lapel we're running i got like i
00:12:07got like a red i got a red blazer for next time so all right
00:12:16okay so here it is here is the political machine where is it
00:12:26okay
00:12:30let's get it running hello
00:12:39okay some revel one has donated five dollars thank you let's go brenda brenda is that me
00:12:47let's go brenda all right here we go do we want some music
00:12:53yes we do absolutely oh
00:13:03how's that guys
00:13:12very nice
00:13:15okay so this is the political machine very goofy
00:13:22all right can you guys see it they look like me characters yeah they absolutely do all right
00:13:33okay okay let's play all right how's the music music i think the music's fine
00:13:42all right so today we are running as a democrat so the democrat party according to the political
00:13:48machine the progressive party of social securities and social justice
00:13:56okay republican the conservative party of personal freedoms and a free market
00:14:03beautiful welcome to america we can only look at this
00:14:06you got this and you got that that's about it no forward party
00:14:14no forward party what this is an outrage
00:14:22the duopoly we can only choose with the duopoly no bussy party
00:14:29all right so difficulty we got cakewalk i'm not gonna do cakewalk
00:14:35beginner i don't think i think we're gonna do normal what are the other ones tough
00:14:42painful
00:14:44max against
00:14:47well
00:14:49no let's do normal
00:14:52advanced options
00:14:54so do we want to do like a normal game 21 weeks i don't know that's like
00:14:59pretty short
00:15:0128 weeks
00:15:03thank you
00:15:05all right i'm an independent i am a registered independent
00:15:12um do you want to do 28 weeks or 52 weeks what do we want to do chat
00:15:19you to shut the fuck up
00:15:23we need to play the long con 52
00:15:2621
00:15:2952 it's not actually that's not like actually the time it's like
00:15:33fast forward yeah let's do 52
00:15:37long election very long election um i guess the starting funds will be the same
00:15:45double the events
00:15:48very random
00:15:50all right we're good
00:15:52okay now i gotta pick who i'm gonna run as i'm gonna run as myself
00:15:56so we're gonna create my myself ready chat
00:16:00that is not what i look like all right my first name is june
00:16:09what the fuck is keyboard hold on
00:16:13what is happening wait
00:16:18wait there we go
00:16:19june candidate
00:16:23june
00:16:24la penis
00:16:35there we go
00:16:36all right i'm a democrat
00:16:39and my home state is new york so let's go to new york
00:16:49okay my ideology oh guys what's my ideology
00:16:54communism
00:16:56compassionate conservative conservatism conspiracy
00:17:03democratic socialism
00:17:04establishment democrat absolutely not
00:17:07establishment
00:17:07absolutely fascism
00:17:09giant
00:17:10meteoritism
00:17:12hope and change
00:17:13all right that's very 2008
00:17:16libertarian lunacy the lunacy
00:17:22neo bull moose hey the bull moose party that's pretty cool
00:17:26progressive
00:17:28straight talk express i don't know what that is
00:17:33trumpian populism
00:17:34trumpian populism
00:17:35tulsi's better world what is that that sounds
00:17:39dystopian and then yang singularity
00:17:45i i think i want to go with the lunacy party i don't know
00:17:49what is my what is my ideology lunacy sounds
00:17:51some people are saying bull moose some people are saying lunacy
00:17:54some people are saying
00:17:56conspiracy i'll go with bull moose i'll go with bull moose
00:17:59neil
00:18:01where is that neil bull moose there we go
00:18:05please do communism should i do like what should i do
00:18:09neil neil bull moose is almost like too realistic i think we want to do lunacy
00:18:14right
00:18:16communism should i be a commie against biden uh trump
00:18:19i'll be a commie against biden when we run against biden i'll be a commie
00:18:22yeah let's do lunacy let's do lunacy
00:18:27beautiful
00:18:28my ideology is lunacy
00:18:32all right that already looks like me all right we're off to a good start
00:18:35election history
00:18:37do i have any
00:18:39no
00:18:42description
00:18:46description very okay candidate
00:18:49okay
00:18:52all right guys see on the left side of the screen
00:18:57all right i'm pretty sleep no i'm pretty hyper i think i'm pretty hyper
00:19:01i'm active intelligence
00:19:05chat
00:19:07how are we looking for intelligence
00:19:09slow
00:19:11average
00:19:11sharp
00:19:12smart
00:19:13genius
00:19:18dim
00:19:19i'm gonna keep it
00:19:22i'm gonna keep it on on dim
00:19:27that's true i am very sleepy all the time
00:19:30charisma
00:19:31what is my charisma
00:19:37cold fish
00:19:38typical
00:19:39what does this even like does this even do anything typical
00:19:44warm magnetic warm let's do warm we want to be warm
00:19:47media bias uh what does the media think of me chat
00:19:51loathed
00:19:52disliked
00:19:54indifferent
00:19:55liked
00:19:56open support
00:19:57so we don't want the media to like us right we're
00:20:00that's the enemy of the people
00:20:02we gotta be loathed we gotta be loathed by the media
00:20:06we cannot the mainstream meteor
00:20:10minority appeal oh no chat
00:20:14oh no do the minorities like me
00:20:18i don't want to do that
00:20:21none
00:20:23absolutely none
00:20:28typical
00:20:29some
00:20:31look at my african-american friend over there
00:20:36i'll do typical
00:20:37all right typical
00:20:40experience
00:20:41i'm an outsider
00:20:43starting money
00:20:45i guess average oh we have some points left over
00:20:51i'm gonna be rich
00:20:54i'm gonna be a tycoon
00:20:56i'm a billionaire
00:21:00okay
00:21:03all right time to see what i what i look like all right
00:21:08whoa
00:21:11let's go
00:21:12let's go
00:21:13come on trump
00:21:15one-on-one let's fucking go
00:21:23indubitably
00:21:27whoa this one's got oh those are on titties that's like a big chest
00:21:34i kind of like that one
00:21:37should we just go with this i'm a barbarian
00:21:42the dress all right
00:21:47all right we're going with this let's go
00:21:49head oval i'm guessing that's gonna be like
00:21:52oh chat
00:21:56sigma
00:22:02let's go
00:22:04oh my god me with a chin
00:22:08amazing that's like
00:22:10that's incredible that's so that's what it would look like
00:22:15what the
00:22:16fuck
00:22:21i think i'll just stay with oval
00:22:23karma has donated thank you karma
00:22:25we're the spiked armor to a uv trump wrestling match
00:22:28all right hat do we want a hat no i don't want to oh cowboy no no hat
00:22:35facial hair none mouth
00:22:41pick a mouth
00:22:45that's accurate pretty accurate here chat
00:22:54why am i i'm sad i'm upset i hate it
00:22:59buttery emails this is pretty accurate too
00:23:02hmm
00:23:04i think we're gonna go with this one
00:23:07nose rounded
00:23:10is there any whoville knows i guess this one is fine
00:23:14eyes
00:23:23the little bottom eyes
00:23:27this is horrifying
00:23:29would you vote for this
00:23:31that is not cute why is it labeled cute absolutely not that is a lie
00:23:36those are fine i guess
00:23:39glasses should i be wearing my glasses i'm wearing them now
00:23:43this is just a mess
00:23:46this is a mess
00:23:50trump trump's gonna win
00:23:54yeah i'll wear them
00:23:56all right i don't care about any of this shit
00:23:59um
00:24:02this seems fine
00:24:08that's good i think we're good
00:24:13oh oh oh
00:24:16oh wait wait a minute messiah complex has donated five dollars
00:24:21thank you messiah
00:24:23there we go there we go
00:24:27now it's accurate now we're a villain
00:24:31yeah let's fucking go that's good all right all right
00:24:36girth
00:24:41wait wait wait there you go all right we're good
00:24:49let's go
00:24:51all right
00:24:54i think we're good i think we're good chat i think we're over here
00:24:57i think we're good
00:25:00okay now the important part now this is the important part chat has to pay attention
00:25:04so we only have 30 points and there's like 5 million issues here
00:25:11and everything is sort of in the middle already so what we have to do is we have to give
00:25:16points
00:25:17to the things like we most care about and i think we could take away points to the things
00:25:22that we don't really care about so black lives matter i'm just kidding i'll leave it i'll leave it
00:25:3115 minimum wage
00:25:34remember we're trying to we're trying to we're trying to win over the trump supporter people so
00:25:38we're gonna pretend not we're like meh we're you know we love the police don't we folks
00:25:45oh we love a strong military so we'll keep that abortion
00:25:50we'll uh we'll stay silent about that one climate change that's not real that's not a real thing
00:25:56addressing the opioid crisis pretty important
00:26:01ai what is that no absolutely not allies paying their fair share america first we're very america
00:26:08first year america for americans
00:26:12martha's vineyard
00:26:15for immigrants right assault weapons ban absolutely not
00:26:21yeah you lose points if you take away things so we'll just keep that
00:26:25no auto industry sure we're pro that banning soft drinks
00:26:32bloomberg moment better private insurance blue collar jobs we're for that right we're for the jobs
00:26:43you do not want to ban soft drinks you're literally you
00:26:47diet coke maniac over here
00:26:49all right border protection bringing the troops home building the wall california what
00:26:58colorblind society corporate tax cuts no we hot we strongly oppose
00:27:09defunding defunding defunding the police diversity absolutely not no woke little mermaids
00:27:18under my reign five dollars thank you karma freedom but banned cigarettes okay no drones
00:27:26no election election integrity absolutely not we're pro we're anti-ending human trafficking
00:27:35there's like so much shit like there's so much shit you can't like i that's why you just keep it
00:27:40in
00:27:41the middle where did that one corporate tax thing go here we'll keep that in the middle too drone warfare
00:27:53okay so i'm just gonna keep because this is just so much all right ready it doesn't even matter all
00:27:59right
00:28:02here i am
00:28:05all right guys my ideology is lunacy i'm from new york i am an act i have active stamina
00:28:14my charisma is warm my intelligence is dim my media bias i'm loathed by the media i'm an outsider
00:28:20i have typical minority appeal and i'm an absolute billionaire i'm a tycoon all right
00:28:30and my opponent
00:28:34is donald trump today it is donald trump but look there's other guys there's ronald reagan i can have
00:28:39ted cruz john mccain dan crenshaw adolf hitler wait a minute
00:28:45oh my god
00:28:51no no no we can't we can't run against hitler today today is donald trump
00:28:56i lost already god damn imagine who lose to adolf hitler that'd be so embarrassing all right
00:29:04we're playing donald trump today we're playing donald trump but maybe we'll go against hitler one day
00:29:11okay
00:29:17all right republicans and democrats brace for the presidential race 52 weeks that's how long
00:29:22june lapine and donald trump will have to convince voters to give their support
00:29:26at the end of the campaign the election will lead one candidate into history while the other just
00:29:31gets led home during the political season advertisements will be aired campaign speeches
00:29:36will be given and funds will be raised as each candidate reverses the united states of america the
00:29:41two have a long road ahead of them each trying their best blah blah blah blah which one will
00:29:45emerge victorious only time will tell i will spoiler okay so this is just telling how to play
00:29:52i already kind of know how to play it's just like a point and click sort of thing you'll see
00:29:56it's
00:29:56really goofy and dumb um okay so here i am at the bottom left over there so what we're gonna
00:30:04do we're
00:30:04gonna click on a state and we're gonna campaign in the state so we should have like a goal which
00:30:10state
00:30:10do we want to turn blue do you want to try to turn texas blue folks you want to blexus
00:30:16you want to blexus i think we're gonna go try to try to do a blexus i think that would
00:30:24be fun
00:30:26let's go for blexus has donated thank you hey yo did you just say that your name is june
00:30:31la peen yeah that start out said peen probably okay so
00:30:40let's go let's go let's go i lost the game there it is all right we're gonna go for a
00:30:43blexus so i'm
00:30:45gonna click on texas and oh shit this game changed
00:30:54what is this no no no okay i want to go for blexus how do i get
00:31:05okay okay do we go
00:31:10oh karma has donated five dollars just take over ohio that what the english went for yeah okay what is
00:31:21this
00:31:24should they update the game has donated five dollars i said june lu
00:31:31okay oh fuck i forgot how to play wait wait
00:31:36wait he's flying all over the place how do i get
00:31:42hold on hold on hold on chat oh here we go okay
00:31:48all right i'm gonna run on we need to kill the fish we need to kill the fish why is
00:31:53that so hard to
00:31:54understand mayonnaise some people really like the condiment peace treaty for dogs and cats it's
00:32:02time for dogs and cats to leave in peace together which one killed let's run on kill the fish we
00:32:07need
00:32:07to kill the fish all right i forgot i ran on a joke one i've only done i've only done
00:32:16this seriously
00:32:17fuck all right here we go all right an intimidator i'm hiring an intimidator and the intimidator
00:32:28is going to go where is he
00:32:34holy
00:32:35holy fuck chat
00:32:41okay town halls a town hall has a pier okay okay okay i ran i want to run on killing
00:32:48the fish
00:32:50oh i have zero ideology points that's why hold on chat
00:33:00i got this i got this
00:33:09all right hold on chat all right this they changed the game last time i made it okay hold on
00:33:14soup brain win the states win the election got it got it got it okay
00:33:21got that select your candidate then right click on a state to move there got it give a speech okay
00:33:31okay got it okay
00:33:37i'm going i'm going to texas based all right
00:33:46fuck
00:33:52how do i do this
00:33:53shit hold on chat
00:33:57california's red california's red
00:34:04oh god i haven't been invited to appear on good day oh
00:34:08fuck this is a morning show build the wall will you build the dam
00:34:14donald trump throws his full support behind draining the swamp
00:34:18america's gonna turn red you've been right oh my god
00:34:23don't you have to click the little
00:34:25lip things are in the states yes it's not it's like different
00:34:29it's different now okay today on good day a presidential candidate swings by to hang with
00:34:34us dell's got the latest news about rain and the celebrity chef blah blah blah okay okay
00:34:40a lot of these modern video games are like gambling these days with lottery tickets and
00:34:45these loot boxes do we need to put a lid on this all right what do we think about lid
00:34:50loot boxes chat i think we should be capitalizing on it too if it's corrupting young people we should
00:34:57fix it no let the free market manage itself i think it's certainly worth studying or we should
00:35:03regulate video games more
00:35:07destroy them
00:35:11regulate the games chat chat's gonna make me lose
00:35:20it's worth studying should i say it's worth studying
00:35:24i'll just say it's worth studying that's like a that's like um yeah yeah all right
00:35:30but not actually doing it to fucking poll to andrew yang
00:35:35we need to hear from parents first we shouldn't do anything unless it's necessary oh you got me
00:35:43no
00:35:45we shouldn't do anything unless it's necessary is that a good one
00:35:50parents we need to hear from the parents is that a good one i think that will
00:35:56oh it was good they liked it they liked it one of our viewers wrote into us and asked if
00:36:02you'd
00:36:02be in favor of raising the minimum wage yes if anything people should be play paying employers
00:36:10just like 88 has been thank you five dollars yo june on head what do you think about a potential
00:36:16president graham you know the bulimsy graham absolutely not no way minimum wage jobs are meant for
00:36:24teenagers raising them what are the boomer answers raising the minimum wage would cost us jobs i don't
00:36:30like telling businesses what to do absolutely i would absolutely absolutely but why aren't
00:36:36most minimum wage jobs meant for teenagers no that's teens are still working they need more
00:36:41many people have minimum wage jobs they need help i do hate teenagers okay i changed my mind
00:36:48just schizo candidate no many people have minimum wage jobs they loved it folks they loved it we passed
00:36:58the media tests lapine makes case to voters let's go all right all right all right let's endorse killing the
00:37:11fish
00:37:14it did nothing the car california is bright red folks
00:37:26what the
00:37:27fuck
00:37:30we need to go to california
00:37:38how we do we might have to start over chat
00:37:42okay give a speech in texas i think i think we got it i think we got it
00:37:46donald trump throws his support behind cutting red tape
00:37:50all right we're giving a speech in texas folks we're giving a speech in texas
00:37:54i support
00:37:57court packing fracking addressing climate change assault weapons no no i oppose
00:38:04stop trump i don't care i oppose salt weapons ban i will give the speech now
00:38:10texas is still bright fucking right all right we're gonna do this over because i have to
00:38:17oh my god
00:38:26okay okay
00:38:30all right based
00:38:33town hall
00:38:35okay what is this
00:38:40okay i support kill i oppose killing all humans
00:38:47texas you don't love me now all right we're going to california we're getting california blue
00:38:51this is fucking ridiculous
00:38:57we're giving a speech in california
00:39:00creating an ad we're creating an ad in california i support
00:39:04no my opponent supports assault weapons ban trump how could you
00:39:11replacing it wait cal wait that would make him give him points wait
00:39:17but right now we don't want to do that in california no they're all lips there my opponent
00:39:24my opponent opposes an assault weapons ban how do you like that california that's pretty
00:39:30fucked up
00:39:34okay okay all right we're giving a speech in california
00:39:42i
00:39:45support addressing climate change
00:39:51it's over
00:39:54bro this is hard this is different than the last time i played it they updated it i might have
00:39:58to
00:39:58learn to get on trump takes an early lead in race great
00:40:05bro the country is red the country is red the only place that's blue is my hometown
00:40:13hold on guys
00:40:16this is a disaster
00:40:22okay okay i got it no we're gonna we're gonna try to do this we're we're taking back texas
00:40:36okay
00:40:39we are going to create an ad in texas that i
00:40:49i oppose court packing
00:40:55you've run out of money but a donor has stepped forward to bail out your campaign the good news is
00:41:00that you have a hundred thousand dollars in your war chest
00:41:03code goth has donated five dollars remind me not to vote for you for president lol
00:41:09wait no donald trump throws his support behind ridiculing opponents on social media no i do too
00:41:16america
00:41:18oh my god wait california's pink wait california's pink wait
00:41:23we can we can we can take back california
00:41:30i
00:41:33i
00:41:35i support the frog overlords california
00:41:42oh my god
00:41:47how do i what do i do chat i like need to like learn how to play this game
00:41:51all over again this is so different okay
00:41:57okay how many we have zero ideology points
00:42:02okay i fundraised in texas
00:42:12don't worry chat we got this chat we got this
00:42:18this is way harder than it used to be this was like a phone app the last time i played
00:42:24it
00:42:25thank you karma has donated five dollars just spend the whole campaign raising money never use
00:42:31it then rule from prison
00:42:35all right
00:42:37okay
00:42:42oh my god
00:42:48a democrat town hall okay a town hall has appeared visit it to turn okay okay
00:43:00california's blue california's blue california's blue california's blue california's blue
00:43:04what donald trump throws his full support behind the dangers of socialism
00:43:12california's blue california's blue california's blue california's blue california's blue california's blue california's blue california's blue california's blue california's blue
00:43:16california's blue california's blue california's blue california's blue california's blue california's blue california's blue california's blue california's blue california's blue
00:43:16california's blue california's blue california's blue california's blue california's blue california's blue california's blue california's blue california's blue california's blue
00:43:16california's blue california's blue california's blue california's blue california's blue california's blue california's blue california's blue california's blue california's blue
00:43:22california's blue california's blue california's blue california's blue cal
00:43:37Absolutely not.
00:43:43Okay, create a campaign in Illinois.
00:43:47My opponent supports killing humans.
00:43:52It's pretty fucked up, Trump.
00:43:58Thank you, Billy Hart.
00:44:01California's blue. Alright, at least we saved California.
00:44:04You've run out of money, but a donor has stepped forward to bail out your campaign.
00:44:08What did I even spend money on?
00:44:09Good news is that you have-
00:44:10Alright.
00:44:11Donald Trump throws his support behind investigating political opponents.
00:44:16Okay.
00:44:19Okay.
00:44:20You've been invite-
00:44:26Chat.
00:44:35Chat's happening.
00:44:39Chat.
00:44:42Chat.
00:44:48Do I go?
00:44:50Oh, god.
00:44:52Welcome to Tucker Carlson tonight, where I've agreed not to shoot my guest-
00:45:00Okay, okay.
00:45:01Take a look of-
00:45:02A look of just confused disgust, provided they agree not to say anything disgusting and or confusing.
00:45:06Alright.
00:45:12These Wall Street weasels managed to steer this country into recession, get bailed out, and then escape any kind of
00:45:18meaningful regulation to stop them from doing good.
00:45:20Nice scam.
00:45:21Would you do something about it?
00:45:24Whatever you think.
00:45:28Why is there no-
00:45:29Why is there no other option?
00:45:32Does this-
00:45:33What the fuck?
00:45:37Why is there no other option?
00:45:40Yes, Tucker, Daddy, whatever you think.
00:45:43Alright.
00:45:43Okay.
00:45:47The deficit is getting ridiculous.
00:45:50Our grandkids are going to end up having to pay for all this spending.
00:45:54What are you going to do if you're president?
00:45:57Oh my god.
00:45:58Towards dinner's prison.
00:46:02Slash spending.
00:46:06Nothing to worry about.
00:46:08We need to raise taxes.
00:46:09They'll hate that.
00:46:10If I say we need to raise taxes, they'll hate it.
00:46:13I'll get booed.
00:46:15Debtor's-
00:46:17Debtor's prison?
00:46:18Slash spending.
00:46:19I should say slash spending, right?
00:46:21They'll like that.
00:46:21They'll like that.
00:46:23They didn't like it?
00:46:28That about wraps it up for tonight.
00:46:30Stay free, MacArthur of Texas Cross and goodnight.
00:46:33Lapine alienates base!
00:46:35We are fucking losing, folks!
00:46:37Alright, this is-
00:46:38This is the practice round, okay?
00:46:40This is the practice round.
00:46:42Oh my god, the country is so red.
00:46:45We have donated five dollars.
00:46:46Can you invite Freedom Tunes to voice all the journalists?
00:46:49Yes!
00:46:51Th-
00:46:51Alright, we need a campaign.
00:46:53We're gonna-
00:46:54Texas is red, Texas is pink?
00:46:56We need a campaign in Texas.
00:46:58Alright?
00:47:00An ad in Texas.
00:47:01I support fracking.
00:47:04Texas likes fracking, right?
00:47:06Big-
00:47:06Big fracking guys there.
00:47:13Um.
00:47:14This is the practice round, chat.
00:47:20Okay, okay.
00:47:22Give a speech in New Mexico.
00:47:26I am
00:47:27Mexico.
00:47:29I am
00:47:33I am
00:47:34for
00:47:36addressing
00:47:37climate change.
00:47:40It's pink!
00:47:42Okay.
00:47:44Illinois.
00:47:45Hi, Illinois.
00:47:48My running mate!
00:47:50Folks!
00:47:51My VIP-
00:47:52Who is gonna be my VP?
00:47:54Al Gore.
00:47:57AOC.
00:47:59Amy Klobuchar.
00:48:01Amy Klobuchar.
00:48:02Andrew Yang.
00:48:04Barack Obama.
00:48:07Bernie.
00:48:09Bill Clinton.
00:48:12Whoever this-
00:48:13Who is that?
00:48:14It sounds familiar, but I don't know.
00:48:15Elizabeth Warren.
00:48:16Hillary Clinton.
00:48:17Hillary Clinton.
00:48:20Joe Biden.
00:48:22Kamala Harris.
00:48:25Or Karl Marx.
00:48:29We'll do Karl Marx.
00:48:31We'll do Karl Marx.
00:48:32Let's go.
00:48:35This was the-
00:48:36This is the practice round.
00:48:37Okay, chat.
00:48:38We'll-
00:48:38We'll get it.
00:48:40Okay.
00:48:42Create an ad in Illinois.
00:48:43Okay, okay.
00:48:43Illinois.
00:48:45I
00:48:47support
00:48:53I oppose
00:48:57killing the humans.
00:49:04Okay.
00:49:05Nothing.
00:49:05Nothing.
00:49:06Absolutely nothing.
00:49:06Nobody cares.
00:49:07Everyone's like,
00:49:07what the fuck are you talking about?
00:49:08Of course you don't support that.
00:49:09Alright.
00:49:15Pink Texas.
00:49:16Plink-
00:49:16Guys, we got pink Texas.
00:49:19Uh, no.
00:49:20No.
00:49:21I want to make a speech.
00:49:23I want to make a speech.
00:49:25Alright, in Texas,
00:49:25I support
00:49:29addressing climate change.
00:49:35I have $75,000.
00:49:37How do I get money?
00:49:43We're learning, chat.
00:49:44We're learning.
00:49:46Okay.
00:49:47We're gonna-
00:49:51My opponent
00:49:53supports
00:49:54killing humans.
00:49:57Oh my fucking god.
00:49:58We're learning, chat.
00:49:59We're learning.
00:50:00California's a safe blue right now.
00:50:03Nothing has donated $10.
00:50:07How do I do-
00:50:08Sell yourself?
00:50:10Oh my god,
00:50:10why do I need that?
00:50:11I don't need your money, chat.
00:50:14Look at that.
00:50:16Trump.
00:50:17Karma has donated $5.
00:50:19Opposing killing the humans
00:50:20is a weak source position.
00:50:22Persatism forever.
00:50:24Look at-
00:50:25Look at this country!
00:50:27This is a night-
00:50:29Alas-
00:50:29Look at everything!
00:50:30Everything is red.
00:50:32The sa-
00:50:33Look how red!
00:50:36There's no fucking way.
00:50:40I support-
00:50:46All right.
00:50:52Chat, we're learning.
00:50:53We're learning.
00:50:58Oh my god.
00:50:59Energy dependence?
00:51:01We'll get it, chat.
00:51:02We'll get it.
00:51:03And then we'll kick Donald Trump's ass for real.
00:51:07Oh my god.
00:51:12Bro, this is bad!
00:51:14Karl Marx, what are you doing up there?
00:51:20Don-
00:51:20Trump is like flying everywhere-
00:51:22Hold on, hold on.
00:51:25All right.
00:51:27Texas is red again.
00:51:29Blexus isn't happening.
00:51:34We'll get this.
00:51:42All right.
00:51:45The Ben Shapiro show.
00:51:47Okay, don't worry.
00:51:47Guys, we got this.
00:51:49We got this.
00:51:50We're invited to Ben Shapiro show.
00:51:51We got this.
00:51:52Democrats only accuse of Russian interference
00:51:55in elections they lose.
00:51:57Trump considers annexing Narnia
00:51:59and 50% of Americans have a below average reading level today
00:52:02on the Ben Shapiro show.
00:52:04Healthcare is a scarce resource.
00:52:08People like Jimmy Kimmel seem to believe
00:52:10that having a sick child makes them an authority on health insurance.
00:52:15The free market is the best way to ration a resource like healthcare.
00:52:21Otherwise, it'll be government bureaucrats
00:52:23who decide how, when, and if you should get healthcare.
00:52:26What's your position on single-payer health insurance?
00:52:28Oh, we're gonna bomb on the Ben Shapiro show.
00:52:32There are millions of Americans without health insurance.
00:52:35Healthcare is a basic human right.
00:52:37Are you ready to bomb?
00:52:38Are you ready to bomb?
00:52:40Chad, are you ready to bomb?
00:52:42We're gonna bomb.
00:52:43We're gonna get booed on the Ben Shapiro show.
00:52:46Ready?
00:52:47Three, two,
00:52:53We didn't!
00:52:54They liked it!
00:52:57Tariffs are genuinely a bad idea.
00:52:59They put the government between the buyer and the seller,
00:53:02resulting in higher costs for everyone to know
00:53:04what your position on tariffs.
00:53:06Tariffs are the best way to keep out imports.
00:53:08Tariffs are important for trade negotiation.
00:53:10Tariffs are a tax on the American consumer.
00:53:14What do we think, Chad?
00:53:16Tariffs are important for trade negotiation.
00:53:20Tariffs are a tax on the American consumer.
00:53:23Second one, right?
00:53:24Tariffs are important.
00:53:27They liked it!
00:53:35They liked it!
00:53:37We didn't bomb the Ben Shapiro show.
00:53:41Oh my goodness.
00:53:43Okay.
00:53:47Okay, okay.
00:53:49Shikes 88 has donated $5.
00:53:52Do you remember when Yang said something about giving people money,
00:53:55and two other candidates laughed at him?
00:53:57I think it was two of the women.
00:53:59He should have said keep laughing, you wussies.
00:54:02I will hit a woman.
00:54:04Okay, okay.
00:54:09All right.
00:54:11I think this was the practice round, Chad.
00:54:19All right, we're going to this state.
00:54:22I think I got it now.
00:54:23I think I know how to play now.
00:54:24Hi, sweetheart.
00:54:25Thanks for taking the time out of your busy schedule for little old me.
00:54:28I was wondering if there was anything I could do to help you out.
00:54:31Some cookies, perhaps, or maybe some ideology points.
00:54:34What do we get from Grandma?
00:54:36Do we get ideology points?
00:54:38So we can buy more, like, we can, like, endorse different, um, things?
00:54:44Some money?
00:54:44I think we need some money or cookies.
00:54:48Our chat is saying cookies.
00:54:52Ideology points, right?
00:54:53I think we should go for that.
00:54:55Or cookie-
00:54:55Chat-
00:54:56Chat wants cookies.
00:55:00Chat's gonna make me lose.
00:55:01It's just a chat full of-
00:55:05Full of Trump supporters right now.
00:55:11Thank you, Grandma.
00:55:12She gave me operatives based.
00:55:14All right.
00:55:18Okay, okay.
00:55:22I see now, chat!
00:55:24I see now I was playing wrong the whole time!
00:55:26All right, let me explain to chat why I'm retarded for-
00:55:29For two seconds.
00:55:30For two seconds.
00:55:32I played this game a few months ago.
00:55:34And you usually just have to click when the things pop up.
00:55:38But now they change it so you have to go to the state when the things pop up.
00:55:42Right?
00:55:42So I played this all wrong.
00:55:46Question for chat.
00:55:47Do we start over now that your girl knows how to play?
00:55:52Or do we just-
00:55:55Or do we just-
00:55:57Keep going and then Trump wins.
00:56:00Kinsug has donated $10.
00:56:02It just occurred to me that every one of us is an edgelord just barely containing ourselves.
00:56:08Start over?
00:56:09Start over.
00:56:09We should start over, right?
00:56:11We got this now.
00:56:12We know what we're doing.
00:56:13We should start over.
00:56:14All right.
00:56:16I agree.
00:56:17I agree.
00:56:21Got it.
00:56:26We're ready, chat.
00:56:28Now we are ready to defeat Donald Trump.
00:56:31But blue light is bad for your eyes.
00:56:34We got this, chat.
00:56:37All right.
00:56:38Let's do it.
00:56:39Let's do beginner because I'm a beginner.
00:56:41All right.
00:56:42We got me saved.
00:56:44I'm saved.
00:56:45I'm ready to go.
00:56:46Ideology, I'm gonna change it.
00:56:48Lunacy doesn't seem to be...
00:56:51Oops.
00:56:54How do I edit this?
00:56:57Boop, boop, boop.
00:57:00Ideology.
00:57:00We're gonna go for something actual so we can, like, actually have some things.
00:57:04Conspiracy.
00:57:06Democratic Socialism.
00:57:08Want to go with that?
00:57:09Or do you want to go with Bull Moose like we had before?
00:57:15Sockdem.
00:57:20Neo Bull Moose-ism?
00:57:21I think we should go with Bull Moose.
00:57:23Or Dem Sock.
00:57:24Want to do Dem Sock?
00:57:25We should do a poll.
00:57:27Some mod in chat.
00:57:29Do a poll if you can.
00:57:30I don't know how to do polls yet.
00:57:32Or we don't need to.
00:57:33I think you should see.
00:57:34Bull Moose, Kami.
00:57:37I want to try to, like, realistically run.
00:57:40And then we can fuck around.
00:57:45Let's see.
00:57:46Alright, alright.
00:57:49Neo Bull Moose.
00:57:50Let's do it.
00:57:51Let's do it.
00:57:53Okay.
00:57:56Okay.
00:58:00Running against Donald Trump.
00:58:02Are we ready, chat?
00:58:05Starting over.
00:58:07Pretending that never happened.
00:58:09Hello.
00:58:10We are running for president.
00:58:12Against Donald Trump.
00:58:14Pretend that never happened, chat.
00:58:15Right?
00:58:16Hello.
00:58:16Welcome.
00:58:17Yes.
00:58:17Hello.
00:58:19Alright.
00:58:23Let's go to Texas.
00:58:25We're going to turn Texas blue.
00:58:29Alright.
00:58:30I support border protection, Texas.
00:58:35So true.
00:58:37And then in Florida, I support...
00:58:44I support...
00:58:47Protecting social security.
00:58:49They all love that.
00:58:50The people love that.
00:58:54Let's see.
00:58:55Where else should we go?
00:58:57Let's secure Illinois here.
00:59:03Oop.
00:59:04Karma has donated $5.
00:59:06Okay.
00:59:06June pulled up her sleeves.
00:59:07Here comes the Ip Man fight.
00:59:09Yes.
00:59:11Okay.
00:59:14Hello, future president Lapine.
00:59:16I've been digging into some data, also known as hacking,
00:59:20and I'm finding some information that you'll find most informative.
00:59:23For a cool 25k, you can take down some of Trump's hired help.
00:59:29Keep your hacked data.
00:59:31My ethics aren't for sale.
00:59:34Give me the dirt.
00:59:35My ethics are absolutely for sale.
00:59:43Chat.
00:59:45What do I do?
00:59:46Do I...
00:59:46Do I keep it?
00:59:47Do I be good?
00:59:48Do I be ethical?
00:59:50Or do I get the dirt?
00:59:53Get the dirt?
00:59:55We're gonna be playing...
00:59:55We're like...
00:59:56Alright.
00:59:57We're getting the dirt.
01:00:00Excellent.
01:00:01I'm sending over some dubious looking guys
01:00:03with the incriminating packets of data.
01:00:06Use them to knock out Trump's operatives.
01:00:11Yes.
01:00:12Yes.
01:00:14Alright, not yet.
01:00:15Alright, alright.
01:00:17Fuck.
01:00:18We're playing dirty now, folks.
01:00:19We're gonna get Texas Blue.
01:00:23Give a speech in Minnesota.
01:00:25Did I click Minnesota by accident?
01:00:34Whatever.
01:00:35We're giving...
01:00:35Or farm subsidies.
01:00:36I'm for them.
01:00:37So true.
01:00:39Okay.
01:00:44Alright.
01:00:48Ohio.
01:00:49Let's go to Ohio.
01:00:51We're gonna...
01:00:52Creighton Ed in Ohio.
01:00:53Okay.
01:00:54I am support...
01:00:55I support...
01:00:57Investigating Hunter Biden?
01:00:59Second stimulus package.
01:01:01Hello, Ohio.
01:01:04Trump, get the fuck out of California.
01:01:06What are you doing?
01:01:10Get the fuck out of there.
01:01:11We need to make a speech to California
01:01:13so he doesn't take it.
01:01:14Restarting.
01:01:14That was hard to watch.
01:01:16Yeah!
01:01:16I completely forgot how to play the game.
01:01:18Alright.
01:01:19I am for the environment.
01:01:21Oh!
01:01:21I'm for the gays!
01:01:22Haha!
01:01:23Yes!
01:01:24California!
01:01:26Absolutely!
01:01:27We love the gays!
01:01:30Okay.
01:01:32There's a town hall here.
01:01:34Base.
01:01:36Got that.
01:01:37Okay.
01:01:38We're gonna work on Texas.
01:01:39We're gonna work on Texas.
01:01:40We're gonna work on Texas.
01:01:42I am...
01:01:44Tom Trump throws his support behind America First.
01:01:47You know what?
01:01:48We gotta throw a support behind something.
01:01:50I have three points.
01:01:52I need more points.
01:01:55Okay.
01:01:56Florida.
01:01:57Hello.
01:01:57Hi, Florida.
01:01:58Did you know...
01:02:00That I love Israel.
01:02:08Look at the bottom.
01:02:10Raises your Democrat appeal.
01:02:13Raises your Independent reveal.
01:02:14Raises your Republican appeal.
01:02:16I'm glad we can all come together on one thing.
01:02:20Israel.
01:02:22That's right.
01:02:24That's right.
01:02:25So true.
01:02:30All right.
01:02:33Florida just went bright red now.
01:02:35I guess they didn't like that Israel thing.
01:02:38Okay, okay.
01:02:40We gotta go here.
01:02:43Greetings and salutations.
01:02:44I've been following your campaign closely,
01:02:47and I would like to help make President Lapine a reality.
01:02:51You can tell by my bag of gold coins
01:02:53that I can easily assist financially,
01:02:55or I can provide some other assistance if needed.
01:02:59Just let me know how I can help.
01:03:02Bags of gold would be perfect.
01:03:04I'd like some operatives.
01:03:06Some ideology points.
01:03:06That's what I need.
01:03:07Karma has donated $5.
01:03:09You should try pulling a Kanye next
01:03:11and just support everything your opponent supports.
01:03:14Okay, chat.
01:03:15So we got ideology points.
01:03:16Now we can endorse something.
01:03:17So, we can endorse ending corporate influence in politics.
01:03:21That one's very important.
01:03:23We can endorse banning the public display of the Confederate flag.
01:03:28That's whatever.
01:03:31We can endorse talk softly and carry a big stick.
01:03:34Very Roosevelt.
01:03:36We can endorse protecting the environment.
01:03:39I think we're gonna endorse ending corporate influence on politics.
01:03:42That's a good one.
01:03:43Let's go for that.
01:03:45And we got five more,
01:03:46so we can endorse another thing,
01:03:47but not right now.
01:03:48Let's save that.
01:03:50Oh, some states are blue.
01:03:52Some states are blue.
01:03:53Alright.
01:03:54Alright.
01:03:55We can do this.
01:03:56I think we got this.
01:03:58Florida bright red.
01:04:00Alright.
01:04:02Where do we want to go?
01:04:04Where are we right now?
01:04:06Let's go here.
01:04:15Let's try to get New Mexico, chat.
01:04:20I-
01:04:21Oh, Arizona.
01:04:22Okay.
01:04:23That's Arizona, not New Mexico.
01:04:25Stopping the coronavirus.
01:04:28I support-
01:04:29Yeah.
01:04:30Sure.
01:04:33Wow, okay.
01:04:34Bryce, the anarchist, got a tier two subscription.
01:04:37Bryce, the anarchist, got a tier two subscription.
01:04:41Thank you, Bryce.
01:04:42Early race-
01:04:44Donald Trump supports bringing the troops home.
01:04:46So do I, bitch.
01:04:47The fuck?
01:04:47You didn't bring-
01:04:48Alright, anyway.
01:04:49Early race shows a lapine zig for every one of Trump's zags.
01:04:53What the fuck does that mean?
01:04:54With a fourth of the election process behind us,
01:04:57one has to shrug their shoulders when predicting the future winner.
01:05:00Blah, blah, blah.
01:05:01Okay.
01:05:02Okay, okay.
01:05:04We got this.
01:05:05We got this.
01:05:08Alright, we got some ideology points.
01:05:10Alright, alright, guys.
01:05:10Let's endorse something.
01:05:12We can endorse draining the swamp.
01:05:15We can endorse draining the swamp.
01:05:17Let's do it.
01:05:21Let's do it.
01:05:26Okay, okay.
01:05:30Okay.
01:05:30The country's turning blue.
01:05:34Let's go!
01:05:38We're doing it.
01:05:39We're doing it.
01:05:40Running to-
01:05:41Alright, Trump.
01:05:42Get the fuck out of Illinois.
01:05:46Okay, okay.
01:05:49What other thing can we support?
01:05:51No, we don't have enough ideology points.
01:05:53Okay.
01:05:55Anything we could do?
01:05:57Let's try to get Texas.
01:05:58I'm gonna set up another thing in Texas.
01:06:00Create an ad in Texas.
01:06:03I support border protection.
01:06:05We're running to the right of Trump.
01:06:10What the fuck?
01:06:12He turned Michigan red.
01:06:14No, we can't-
01:06:15We can't have that.
01:06:16We can't have that.
01:06:18We can't have that, chat.
01:06:23Oh, I have so much money.
01:06:24Okay, we're gonna hire an intimidator.
01:06:29Okay.
01:06:31Hire this guy to go-
01:06:34Here.
01:06:49I don't know.
01:06:50I don't know.
01:06:51Thank you for the donation.
01:06:52Alright, guys!
01:06:54We can't fuck this up.
01:06:56We cannot fuck this up.
01:06:58We have been invited
01:06:59Tucker Carlson tonight
01:07:00and we cannot fuck this up.
01:07:02We are invited to Tuckums
01:07:06Are you ready?
01:07:10Alright.
01:07:17Do I look okay?
01:07:19Alright.
01:07:20Okay.
01:07:22Ready?
01:07:28Welcome to Tucker Carlson tonight
01:07:29where we take a hard look
01:07:30at the ever-growing political divide
01:07:33and how, by comparison,
01:07:34it makes hermit life
01:07:35look pretty great.
01:07:38Alright.
01:07:39I swear to God,
01:07:40if it gives me the one answer again,
01:07:42I'm-
01:07:42It's-
01:07:45Yes, whatever you think, sir!
01:07:48So true, king!
01:07:50These Wall Street weasels
01:07:51managed to steer this country
01:07:52into a recession,
01:07:52blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
01:07:53What do you do?
01:07:53Do you do something about it?
01:07:54Whatever you think.
01:07:57Is this what I get
01:07:58for choosing DIM
01:08:00on the intelligence?
01:08:07They loved it!
01:08:08They loved it, folks!
01:08:10Traditionalists in this country
01:08:11are under siege
01:08:12by secularists.
01:08:14We've got the ACLU
01:08:15and other left-wing radicals
01:08:17running around
01:08:17and suing local communities
01:08:19that defy them.
01:08:20As president,
01:08:20what would you do
01:08:21about this kind of thing?
01:08:22I tend to side with the secularists.
01:08:24I tend to side with the se-
01:08:26I'm sorry, Yuda.
01:08:32I'm gonna have to go with the se-
01:08:38Oh, God!
01:08:40This is gonna-
01:08:41It's over!
01:08:43Come on, now!
01:08:44Christmas isn't just
01:08:45a religious holiday,
01:08:46it's a federal holiday
01:08:47and the kids love it.
01:08:48How can you object
01:08:49to public buildings
01:08:50having some decorations up?
01:08:51When did I say that?
01:08:53Hold on.
01:08:54If I'm president,
01:08:54Christmas won't be a holiday?
01:08:56It's a federal holiday,
01:08:57nothing more.
01:09:01What is this?
01:09:04If I'm president,
01:09:05Christmas won't-
01:09:06Not a fucking Grinch!
01:09:10Outlaw Christmas.
01:09:16There's no good option here!
01:09:19This is what I pick-
01:09:20This is what happens,
01:09:21I pick the secularists,
01:09:22see?
01:09:23What do I-
01:09:24What do I pick, chat?
01:09:25Ban Christmas?
01:09:26Or it's a federal holiday?
01:09:28We only have 20 seconds-
01:09:2919,
01:09:3018,
01:09:3117,
01:09:3216,
01:09:3316,
01:09:34ban Christmas,
01:09:34ban Christmas!
01:09:35The anarchist has donated $5.
01:09:38If only June would abandon
01:09:40democratic socialism
01:09:41and just become
01:09:42a left anarchist,
01:09:43then her views
01:09:43would be less cringe.
01:09:45Still not right anarchy,
01:09:46but it would be tolerable.
01:09:48If you watched the entirety
01:09:49of tonight's episode,
01:09:49you're a true patriot.
01:09:50I'm Tucker Carlson,
01:09:51and I'm proud of you.
01:09:52Wow, thanks.
01:09:55Lapine makes a case to voters,
01:09:56eh?
01:09:57They want to ban Christmas!
01:09:59All right.
01:10:01Grinch platform,
01:10:02I guess.
01:10:04Texas is pink, folks.
01:10:06Karma has donated $5.
01:10:07We need to make
01:10:08Quenzo a federal holiday.
01:10:11Okay.
01:10:12I support-
01:10:15I oppose.
01:10:19I support border protection,
01:10:22Texas.
01:10:28Okay.
01:10:30Okay.
01:10:34And the fixer will go-
01:10:36Okay.
01:10:40Okay, we can support something, chat.
01:10:43We can support a wealth tax.
01:10:45We can endorse-
01:10:46Sorry, we can endorse a wealth tax.
01:10:48We can endorse
01:10:48ending government gridlock.
01:10:54Interesting.
01:10:55We can support soft-
01:10:57Talk softly and carry a big stick.
01:11:01That was stupid.
01:11:02Or protecting the environment.
01:11:09Wealth tax.
01:11:10Wealth tax!
01:11:11Let's go!
01:11:16I don't know what that did.
01:11:20Let's go here.
01:11:23Did nothing.
01:11:24Nobody cared.
01:11:33Okay, we got some ideology points.
01:11:34All right, chat.
01:11:35All right, chat.
01:11:35We're-
01:11:35We're getting there.
01:11:36We're getting there.
01:11:38Um.
01:11:39I want to secure Texas.
01:11:41I want to see Blexus.
01:11:42That's the goal.
01:11:42Even if I lose,
01:11:43I want to see a Blexus.
01:11:51I support-
01:11:52Stopping the coronavirus.
01:12:01Uh.
01:12:04Oh, fuck.
01:12:09Yo, June.
01:12:11The Lepine bros!
01:12:14message from the lapine bros yo june your loyal league of lapine bros is this is you guys
01:12:22this is fucking you guys yo june your loyal league of lapine bros is ready to help the cause
01:12:29what do you want from us need us to canvas for cash looking for some intimidators to drop trump's
01:12:34approval like a stone holler back what should we get cash intimidators ideology points so we could
01:12:38support more things what should we get what should we get money some money cash
01:12:49ideology points so we can support more shit i don't know i don't know the points
01:12:59let's do audio points all right
01:13:05okay we can support ending government gridlock
01:13:11protecting the environment softly carry a big stick banning public display of confederate flag
01:13:23softly and carry a big stick seems to be like people really like that one
01:13:30environment
01:13:32big stick all right we're gonna do big stick
01:13:37okay oh chat the country's turning blue okay all right we got this
01:13:45and now my running mate chat pick your running mate aoc should we go bernie or should we go marks
01:14:01we got carl marks bernie i think we should do bernie for this one let's do bernie no i'm not
01:14:07doing yang and his fucking forward party shit
01:14:10i don't want yang to embarrass me on cnn all right
01:14:16or tulsi chat see
01:14:23tulsi but she's based and not cringe
01:14:27why is she so brown
01:14:31tulsi is not that brown
01:14:33game
01:14:37why is that like blackface tulsi
01:14:41all right bernie
01:14:47mommy
01:14:49elizabeth warren no she'd bring us down
01:14:54i think we're gonna go with bernie we're gonna go bernie
01:14:57sykes 88 has been 85 dollars pick ted cruz as your running mate he's one of the guda republicans
01:15:04he's not and also you can't choose republicans for running mates
01:15:08lupin continues to lead in polls
01:15:10chat
01:15:14we might win
01:15:17oh my god
01:15:18okay
01:15:19and we have no money
01:15:21we might win and we have absolutely no money
01:15:23whatsoever
01:15:27okay
01:15:34all right all right
01:15:39texas hey how are you doing texas guess what i love the fossil fuel industry
01:15:49hey ho hey ohio guess what i
01:15:55my mouth
01:15:56sykes 88 has donated five dollars
01:15:58i meant to say psych at the end of my last message
01:16:01about teddy cruz
01:16:03okay good i was like you like ted cruz that's weird for you
01:16:06but yeah
01:16:08thank you
01:16:09okay guess what ohio i love
01:16:15uh what do ohio like
01:16:18everyone likes to stop the coronavirus apparently so i guess
01:16:23i will stop that
01:16:26yay
01:16:29okay
01:16:36okay
01:16:37a town hall has peered blah blah blah
01:16:39all right
01:16:42trump has supported saving the middle class
01:16:45oh shit
01:16:46breaking news
01:16:47what the fuck
01:16:48breaking news
01:16:49nationwide drought
01:16:50months of dry weather across the nation has led to water restrictions
01:16:54brown laws and filthy filthy cars
01:16:56even more troubling is the impact on the nation's agriculture sector
01:16:59and farmers are now demanding the government provide assistance to protect their livelihoods
01:17:04others point to this drought as a sign of the nation can no longer ignore the threat of global warming
01:17:09hmm
01:17:10okay
01:17:13what do i do about it
01:17:17okay
01:17:18message from johnny star aka the campaign cowboy
01:17:21well howdy june you're doing a good job
01:17:23defining your platform
01:17:25but with old johnny's help your ideology can take over the map
01:17:28so what do you say how can i help with the campaign
01:17:30what do we need folks
01:17:31ideology points
01:17:33i think we do
01:17:37ideology points
01:17:38money
01:17:40operatives
01:17:40ideology
01:17:41thank you karma
01:17:43karma has donated five dollars
01:17:45keep track of your funds or we can't trust you with the economy
01:17:50oh no
01:17:51obvious
01:17:52okay okay
01:17:54all right
01:17:55let's see what we can
01:17:56we can
01:17:56okay
01:17:57oh
01:17:57oh
01:17:57all right
01:17:59end government gridlock
01:18:01better trade deals
01:18:04resettlement of refugees
01:18:06yeah throw them a martha's vineyard
01:18:09um
01:18:10protect the environment
01:18:14better trade deals sounds like something people will like right
01:18:19let's go with that
01:18:21all right
01:18:22oh california bright blue
01:18:24california liked that
01:18:25okay
01:18:28all right
01:18:29all right
01:18:30where should we go chat
01:18:32what state should we go to
01:18:33what state should we go
01:18:35and
01:18:35make a speech in
01:18:40missouri
01:18:47illinois
01:18:48illinois is not blue enough
01:18:50i feel like
01:18:51michigan
01:18:52you think we should win back michigan
01:18:59maybe we'll try to win back michigan
01:19:01hi michigan
01:19:03uh
01:19:05i support
01:19:06fixing the roads
01:19:08oh i support fixing the water crisis
01:19:11that's a good one
01:19:15okay
01:19:19all right all right
01:19:22what the fuck are they doing
01:19:23why is trump flying everywhere
01:19:26okay
01:19:27hi texas
01:19:29i
01:19:29am america first
01:19:32hello
01:19:33uh
01:19:34florida
01:19:36hi florida
01:19:38i um
01:19:41i
01:19:41want to stop the coronavirus
01:19:45okay
01:19:49all right
01:19:53the ben shapiro show
01:19:54folks
01:19:56once again
01:19:57the ben shapiro show
01:19:58are we gonna flop
01:19:59hop