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His Wild Idea for How Couples Should Handle Arguments

The comedian shares a humorous and extreme take on how people should act during difficult times in relationships.

Source: https://www.youtube.com/@PunishedLP

These are Clips of the Lemon Party Podcast I think their channel is PunishedLP check them out, them YN also on Patreon. Ben Avery and Jace the fat one and devan costa, its not Devin is Devan. Good luck with your life kill tony.

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Transcript
00:00it just keeps dripping throughout the week.
00:01You put a bucket under there like a milk bucket for a cow
00:04and you sit there and you pull on the pussy.
00:06It's been fine. It's actually been kind of
00:08interesting watching her
00:09attitude change a little bit. She's
00:11much more cuddly and less aggressive
00:13for her. Yeah, she got gentler.
00:16She's more gentle.
00:18It just reminded me of
00:19the old days of dealing with
00:22an actual animal.
00:24I'm talking about a woman.
00:27Who I do not
00:28respect. I'm talking about women
00:29when they're on their f***ing period and they use it as a
00:31big excuse to be the worst person
00:34alive. You're right.
00:36He's right. You don't just get to say I'm on
00:37my period. Now I'm a demon.
00:40Yeah, now all
00:42thoughts about my actions and
00:43consequences go out the window. Luckily
00:45when I was with Ida,
00:47somehow I timed every time
00:49for whatever reason, anytime she was
00:51leaving town, it was always right as her period
00:54started, which was great. You were like
00:55Don Draper in Mad Men.
00:58When a woman's on their period,
00:59you should genuinely like legally be able to
01:01just throw them on like public transit
01:03for like a week and they should have to just
01:05sleep on the subway like a homeless guy
01:08like in the winter.
01:09Yeah.
01:10I'm not kidding.
01:11Yeah, put them in a tent.
01:12It's not okay.
01:13They have, there's actually a point where
01:15they use it as an excuse
01:17to just be a piece of s***.
01:19You're right.
01:20And you have to, I think there's always ultimately a big argument where
01:24you have to go like, you can't just keep using this as an excuse.
01:27You have to like, you have to start fighting through your hormones and realize that you're
01:31on your period and you don't get to treat me this way.
01:34And they just,
01:35because it will, it will end things.
01:37But they just go, you have to be nice to me
01:39because I'm on my period.
01:40Yeah.
01:41And you don't, you don't go like, but you don't go like,
01:43I'm feeling really horny today.
01:44So I don't, I don't respect consent at all.
01:46If you don't have sex with me.
01:48You don't have to rise above your animalistic urges.
01:50I don't bust into the bathroom going like,
01:52my balls are f***ing to the brim.
01:55Let's go.
01:56You have to be nice to me as you grab the back of her head.
01:58Yeah.
01:58Yeah, that doesn't happen.
01:59They get it though.
02:01I mean, what are you guys' ladies' periods like?
02:03Yeah.

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