It's Showtime: Full Episode (October 21, 2026)

GMA Network

Aired (October 21, 2026): Day 3 na ng anniversary celebration ng ‘It’s Showtime’, pero hindi pa rin nauubos ang pasabog at good vibes para sa madlang pipol! Mas pinabongga ang saya, mas nakakakilig ang moments, at mas riot ang tawanan sa selebrasyong punong-puno ng entertainment!  At mas exciting din ang ganap sa ‘It’s Disisyete’ dahil Batch 2 na ng ‘Miss Q&A: Celebrity Edition’! Sinu-sino kaya sa comedy queens ang winner sa pagpapakawala ng bonggang banat, fierce na pagrampa, at nakakaaliw na moments? 'Wag palampasin ang SPECIAL EDITION ng iconic segment na ito ngayong araw! #GMANetwork  Madlang Kapuso, join the FUNanghalian with #ItsShowtime family. Watch the latest episode of 'It's Showtime' hosted by Vice Ganda, Anne Curtis, Vhong Navarro, Karylle, Jhong Hilario, Amy Perez, Kim Chui, Jugs & Teddy, MC & Lassy, Ogie Alcasid, Darren, Jackie, Cianne, Ryan Bang, and Ion Perez. Monday to Saturday, 12NN on GMA Network. #ItsShowtime #MadlangKapuso   For more It's Showtime Full Episodes, click the link below:  https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLGRhcC_vtOrZ9gCKGhm0ry4vZzXuf6_Q0   ENDSCREEN LINKS: https://youtu.be/35DdpP-EFU0 https://youtu.be/qq4FuTMhfZU https://youtu.be/ZXEe2CXh_8M https://youtu.be/UVQIEx3Kdvg https://youtu.be/AI4ZD3o1sQA https://youtu.be/N9f-KDrx4ZE https://youtu.be/bSjI5Ch5VMI

Transcript

00:00:09Bumago ng maysaya at maging tulay ng pag-asa. It's showtime!

00:00:19One of the people!

00:00:21One of the people!

00:00:23Let's go!

00:00:26One of the people!

00:00:30Let's go!

00:00:32Color!

00:00:35Cool!

00:00:37Ha!

00:00:40Ha!

00:00:42Ha!

00:00:44Ha!

00:00:53Let's go!

00:00:55Let's go!

00:00:56Let's go!

00:00:58Let's go!

00:00:59Let's go!

00:01:02Let's go!

00:01:03Showtime!

00:01:04This is your show!

00:01:06This is your time!

00:01:09It's showtime!

00:01:11Happy anniversary!

00:01:12Showtime!

00:01:14Showtime family!

00:01:17Showtime!

00:01:17Happy anniversary!

00:01:21Showtime family!

00:01:23Showtime family!

00:01:25Showtime family!

00:01:37Showtime family!

00:01:42Oh, I love you.

00:01:49Let's go!

00:01:50Let's go!

00:01:51Let's go!

00:01:53I want you to go home.

00:01:55It's your time.

00:01:57Showtime.

00:01:58This is your show.

00:01:59This is your time.

00:02:01I must, see God let it.

00:02:03It's your time.

00:02:04Hey!

00:02:06Hey!

00:02:07Hey!

00:02:08Hey!

00:02:10Showtime!

00:02:11This is your show.

00:02:12This is your day.

00:02:14By the sea, God, now, it's showtime!

00:02:18For a family, you're so anxious.

00:02:21Go, sir.

00:02:22Just for that.

00:02:24Showtime!

00:02:26Showtime!

00:02:27Let's go!

00:02:28Let's go!

00:02:28I'm gonna be on my day and I'm long.

00:02:30Let's go!

00:02:32Yeah!

00:02:32Any world is up, any world is quick

00:02:35Hey!

00:02:36Any world is up, any world is quick

00:02:39Any world is up, any world is quick

00:02:43Hey!

00:02:45It's not a dream of fate

00:02:46Party party

00:02:47Party party

00:02:54It's yeah

00:02:55What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up?

00:03:00Let's go

00:03:19It is a Gensified Chill Jamming.

00:03:23Yes, Wednesday celebration natin today

00:03:25with some of the best new-gen artists of OPM.

00:03:28We've got Earl Agustin.

00:03:32Mariah Tiborra.

00:03:36Maynaka Wilbert Royce.

00:03:41Kameel Saul.

00:03:44We've got Rob Daniel in the house.

00:03:48Peter Karma.

00:03:51Carl of the Ones.

00:03:54And Angela Kaye.

00:03:58And Angela, congratulations sa iyong very successful first solo goal!

00:04:34Yes!

00:04:34Thank you!

00:04:34So awesome!

00:04:34Purong-puro!

00:04:34Thank you for the best days of my life.

00:04:35Maraming maraming salamat po!

00:04:37And thank you po again for having us here.

00:04:44And of course, let's always support OPM.

00:04:48Mabuhay pong OPM.

00:04:50Yeah!

00:04:52And please support my new single, Tayo Lang.

00:04:56And abangan niyo rin po ang aking upcoming album called Gundiman this 2027.

00:05:05Yes!

00:05:07Thank you sa lahat ng mga angels na sumama kay Angelo na concert niya.

00:05:11Nung concert ko naman, salamat sa mga devils na sumama.

00:05:14Wag gina sumama!

00:05:15Wag gina sumama!

00:05:16Wag gina sumama!

00:05:17Wag gina sumama!

00:05:29Kasi yung angels na sa concert niya.

00:05:35Wag gina sumama!

00:05:36Wag gina sumama!

00:05:37Wag gina sumama!

00:05:38Wag gina sumama!

00:05:38Hello po!

00:05:39Ako po si Erlo Gustin.

00:05:40Maraming maraming salamat po Showtime for having us.

00:05:42And happy 17th anniversary.

00:05:44And uh, maraming salamat din sa mga Orleans na mga pumunta ngayon.

00:05:47At sa mga fans na nanonood ngayon.

00:05:50Thank you so much for your support.

00:05:52Um, please keep supporting OPM.

00:05:54At salamat, maraming salamat sa patuloy na pakikinig.

00:05:57And uh, meron akong bagong song ngayon.

00:05:59Uh, it's called, Baka Tayo.

00:06:00So, pwede niyo siyang stream sa lahat ng mga, um, streaming platforms.

00:06:03At ayun lang.

00:06:05Please watch out for my new music soon

00:06:07kasi may lalabas kaming bago

00:06:08but it's gonna be a surprise.

00:06:10So, abangan niyo po yun.

00:06:11Maraming maraming salamat po.

00:06:13You guys can follow me on social media

00:06:14at musika ni Orl.

00:06:16That is spelled as M-U-S-I-K-A-N-I-O-R-L.

00:06:20Maraming salamat po.

00:06:20Thank you, Orl.

00:06:22Ang taray yun ang mga fans niya, Orl.

00:06:24Ay, bakit?

00:06:24Ang taray yun ang mga fans niya, Orl.

00:06:26Orl.

00:06:27Orl, yes.

00:06:27Ako kalaban ng mga fans ni Karyl.

00:06:30Ano?

00:06:30Alien.

00:06:31Ay, iba yun.

00:06:32Ay, ba'y na tayo mag-golab.

00:06:34Out of this world.

00:06:35Oh, aliens x aliens.

00:06:37Yes.

00:06:38Pero may hinahanap ako, ah.

00:06:39Saan na ba yung payapang hinahanap?

00:06:41Hanap ko.

00:06:41What up, people?

00:06:42Ami ang soul!

00:06:45What's up, bad love people?

00:06:47Woohoo!

00:06:49Yun, oh.

00:06:50Hello, hello.

00:06:50Maraming salamat po.

00:06:51Showtime for having me.

00:06:53Happy 17th anniversary.

00:06:54And shout out, syempre,

00:06:55sa aking mga soulmates.

00:06:58Ayan.

00:06:58Sana patuloy niyo lang po

00:07:00ang pakinggan

00:07:00ng aking mga kanta.

00:07:02Sa lahat ng digital streaming platforms,

00:07:04especially my newest song

00:07:05entitled,

00:07:06Uwi Na Tayo.

00:07:07And syempre,

00:07:08para updated kayo

00:07:09sa lahat ng mga happening

00:07:10sa aking career,

00:07:11sa music natin,

00:07:12pwede nyo kayo follow

00:07:13sa lahat ng

00:07:14social media platforms

00:07:16at amielsol2.

00:07:17Ayan.

00:07:19Congratulations,

00:07:20amielsol.

00:07:22Amielsol.

00:07:24Amielsol.

00:07:25Sabi ko,

00:07:26yung email mali tayo pa rin.

00:07:27Amiel.

00:07:28Hindi, alam ko naman yun

00:07:29kasi kaya gusto ko

00:07:30i-correct mo ko eh.

00:07:30I can't work on tour.

00:07:33Yeah.

00:07:34Kaya ako may gano'n tayong banter.

00:07:36Oo, pero alam mo,

00:07:37pag naririg ko yung mga kabataan

00:07:39na sinasabi,

00:07:39please support OPM,

00:07:40ako, nakpakasarap sa puso talaga.

00:07:44Thank you sa inyo.

00:07:46Eto naman ngayon,

00:07:47narito na ang lagi nyo

00:07:48nami-mista si Rob Dania.

00:07:50Ayan o.

00:07:51What's up,

00:07:52mga people!

00:07:57Ayan,

00:07:57maraming salamat,

00:07:58showtime,

00:07:58for having me.

00:08:01Ang tala yung mga fans mo,

00:08:02ang lalaki ng letra

00:08:03nung pangalan mo

00:08:03kasi laki ni Ogie Alkasi

00:08:04yung mga pangalan mo.

00:08:06Ay,

00:08:06ha,

00:08:07unga lo.

00:08:08Nung tumaba si Ogie Alkasi,

00:08:09nag-standy niya eh.

00:08:10Dapat yung mga kakin yan.

00:08:11Dali.

00:08:12Happy 17th anniversary,

00:08:14showtime.

00:08:14Maraming salamat.

00:08:15Mangilang balik ko na rin po dito,

00:08:17kaya maraming salamat

00:08:18sa pagtanggap.

00:08:19At syempre,

00:08:19sa Robbers,

00:08:20sa mga lahat ng Robbers

00:08:21na sumusuport ko sa akin,

00:08:23maraming salamat.

00:08:24Thank you rin

00:08:24sa pag-stream ng mga kanta ko

00:08:26at sa first album po

00:08:28na Wonder Boy.

00:08:29At samahan nyo po ako

00:08:31sa mga upcoming kong gigs.

00:08:33Itong Halloween gig ko

00:08:35na paparating sa October 31

00:08:36sa Viva Cafe.

00:08:38Tickets are still available,

00:08:40so see you

00:08:40for upcoming gigs.

00:08:42Follow nyo lang ako

00:08:43sa socials ko

00:08:44at Rob Daniel.

00:08:46Maraming salamat, Rob.

00:08:47And eto naman,

00:08:48vocalist of pop rock band,

00:08:50we have the Onzes,

00:08:52Carl Guevara.

00:08:54What's up,

00:08:55bad love, people?

00:08:59Suki dito yan.

00:09:00Yes.

00:09:02Happy 17th anniversary,

00:09:04showtime.

00:09:04Thank you, Carl.

00:09:05Karina,

00:09:05pinipigilan ko yung luha ko,

00:09:07meme.

00:09:07Kasi naalala ko,

00:09:08unang-unang sampo ko po

00:09:09dito sa showtime,

00:09:10contestant ako ng kapareho.

00:09:12At yun yung unang-unang beses

00:09:14na pinakanta mo sa akin

00:09:15yung hindi tayo pwede,

00:09:16yun yung unang beses

00:09:17na narinig siya

00:09:18sa buong Pilipinas.

00:09:20And,

00:09:21isa sa mga bagay

00:09:22na gusto kong ipagmalaki

00:09:23ngayong celebration nyo,

00:09:24na yung showtime

00:09:25ay nagbibigay

00:09:27ng pagkakataon

00:09:27sa aming mga OPM artists

00:09:29na mas marami pang madlang people

00:09:31ang makarinig ng music namin.

00:09:32At dahil siya,

00:09:33ang kamayang nagpapasalamat.

00:09:34Thank you for giving us

00:09:35a space

00:09:36so we can share our music.

00:09:38So maraming-maraming salamat.

00:09:39Siyempre matapipa palapakan natin

00:09:40alternative rock band

00:09:41and FMA's

00:09:43breakthrough artist

00:09:43of the year,

00:09:45Peter Carmo!

00:09:48What's up,

00:09:50other people?

00:09:51Yun yun!

00:09:53Congratulations!

00:09:57We just wanna share...

00:09:59Ay!

00:10:00So, yun,

00:10:00habi 17 years pala

00:10:02sa showtime,

00:10:03maraming review pa rin.

00:10:0517 years nyo yung support

00:10:06sa musikang Pilipino

00:10:08at likhang Pilipino rin.

00:10:10So, ayun,

00:10:10we just wanna share pala

00:10:12our debut album.

00:10:14Kung tayo'y nasa isang

00:10:15horror na pelikula,

00:10:17tiyak ako,

00:10:17una mong papatayin.

00:10:18It's out now

00:10:19on all digital streaming platforms

00:10:21and soon to be available

00:10:22on vinyl.

00:10:25Yun yun ang title.

00:10:26Yun yun ang title.

00:10:27Yun yun ang ulit yun?

00:10:28Kung ikawa ako,

00:10:29kung ano?

00:10:29Kung tayo'y nasa isang

00:10:31horror na pelikula,

00:10:32tiyak ako,

00:10:32una mong papatayin.

00:10:33Hala!

00:10:36Arif, arif.

00:10:37And follow nyo kami

00:10:38everywhere sa social media

00:10:40at

00:10:40fitterkarma music.

00:10:42Sabi nyo yung rocket?

00:10:44Tumatag na ba ba

00:10:44ng front-up pa?

00:10:45Pwede akong mag-front-up

00:10:472-5 lang.

00:10:48Gusto ko lang talaga

00:10:49makarating ng Abra.

00:10:51Hindi ka pala

00:10:51nakapag-show sa abra.

00:10:52I'm sure,

00:10:54ihintayin nila yung

00:10:54tanda nila.

00:10:55Ano yung title ulit?

00:10:56Kung tayo'y nasa isang horror,

00:10:58hindi ko lang

00:10:58ang mong papatayin.

00:11:01Progress, progress.

00:11:02Transmitter Karma

00:11:03at eto naman

00:11:04ang multimedia

00:11:06wonder

00:11:06and publisher author

00:11:09Wilbert Rohn!

00:11:11What's up,

00:11:12man love people!

00:11:14What's up, man love?

00:11:16Gusto ko lang mag-take you

00:11:17sa showtime

00:11:17at nabigyan ulit ako

00:11:18ng pagkakataon

00:11:19na i-celebrate

00:11:20ang anniversary video.

00:11:21Grabe,

00:11:22sabar na kamis talaga dito.

00:11:23Wala mo ka-out na tawag

00:11:24sa mga fans mo,

00:11:25sa mga followers mo?

00:11:26Wala kang sinakalagay.

00:11:30Masuno rin siya sa prompter.

00:11:32Sorry, sorry.

00:11:32Thank you so much

00:11:33sa mga pamunta dito

00:11:34ng Wilbest

00:11:35and atis ng Wilbea.

00:11:36And all Wilbea's fans,

00:11:38marami salamat.

00:11:39Ayun,

00:11:39marami salamat

00:11:40sa pagpunta nyo.

00:11:41Thank you so much, guys.

00:11:42I love you all.

00:11:43Uy, salamat sa book, ha.

00:11:45I see.

00:11:46Yes.

00:11:47Congrats, buddy.

00:11:47Congrats, Wilbert.

00:11:48We love you.

00:11:49And ito na,

00:11:49the voice behind

00:11:50the viral hit song

00:11:51na

00:11:52na parabang

00:11:53na number one

00:11:54on this week's

00:11:55Billboard Philippines

00:11:56Top 100 Songs,

00:11:58Mariah Deborah.

00:12:01What's up,

00:12:03Madlog, people?

00:12:14Ayun,

00:12:15happy anniversary

00:12:16of Art Showtime

00:12:18and thank you so much po

00:12:19sa mga debates ko dyan.

00:12:21Shoutout sa inyo

00:12:21sa pagsistream

00:12:22na ako,

00:12:23Salta!

00:12:24Shoutout din po

00:12:25sa mga,

00:12:26ano,

00:12:26kababayan ko dyan

00:12:27sa Kalashow,

00:12:28sa Villases

00:12:29at sa UP Baguio people.

00:12:30Hello!

00:12:31UP!

00:12:32May tanong lang si Ryan Bang.

00:12:34Para pa daw sa kanya

00:12:35yung parabang,

00:12:36parabang?

00:12:38Naparabang?

00:12:39Naparabang timang?

00:12:40Nakatilaw ka,

00:12:40forks it dilaw yung

00:12:41completely at saka ano?

00:12:43Mami,

00:12:44title pala ng kanta.

00:12:45Akala ko kailangan

00:12:46magsuta yung dilaw.

00:12:46Nakalagay kasi dun sa

00:12:47sa group chat.

00:12:48Ano?

00:12:49Dilaw prod.

00:12:50Dilaw prod.

00:12:51So yun ang pakala

00:12:51nung prod,

00:12:52dilaw prod.

00:12:53Kala niya wardrobe.

00:12:54Ah, dilaw.

00:12:55Ay grabe,

00:12:56alam nyo.

00:12:57Pasko na.

00:12:58Pasko na.

00:12:59Bakit?

00:12:59May putong bong.

00:13:00Iyon putong bong.

00:13:02Akala ko kailangan

00:13:03magsuta yung dilaw.

00:13:04Ryan,

00:13:04sana sumama ka dito

00:13:05pagbagsak ng kumpi.

00:13:06Kung pediyo,

00:13:07paano ako sumama.

00:13:08Ang ganda.

00:13:09Pero ang ganda

00:13:09nung ano,

00:13:11yung parabang.

00:13:12Parabang.

00:13:13It's beautiful.

00:13:13Pag nag-e-emote ka,

00:13:15di ba?

00:13:15Di ba?

00:13:16Oh.

00:13:16Na parabang.

00:13:17Bisa sa liniwala.

00:13:18Correct.

00:13:19Ganda-ganda ng song mo.

00:13:20Nakakabigla,

00:13:20di ba,

00:13:21siyempre,

00:13:21nag-heat na yung parabang

00:13:22after nung first hit

00:13:23niya na

00:13:23bawal lumabas.

00:13:24Di ba?

00:13:25Di ba?

00:13:26Di ba?

00:13:27Di ba?

00:13:28Di ba?

00:13:30Di ba?

00:13:31Di ba?

00:13:32Di ba?

00:13:33Di ba?

00:13:34Nag-rebrand ka lang.

00:13:36Di ba yan?

00:13:37Di ba?

00:13:37Ano ako?

00:13:38Ang star ko.

00:13:39Buti siya nag-rebrand.

00:13:40Ako nag-rebrand lang ako today.

00:13:42Yes.

00:13:43Again, maraming maraming salamat.

00:13:44Sanya,

00:13:44siyempre,

00:13:45gusto rin rin po salamatan

00:13:46ng aming graphic artist,

00:13:48illustrator sa mga sketch

00:13:49na may nalabas kanina.

00:13:51Thank you,

00:13:51Avera Sambayon.

00:13:54Yes.

00:13:55Dahil may shout-out,

00:13:56may discount.

00:13:56Oh, yes.

00:13:58May discount.

00:13:58Agan lang.

00:13:59Hindi rin AI.

00:14:00Papalo ka ni Darren.

00:14:01Oh, ganso.

00:14:02Pero ito rin po salamat

00:14:03at a coach Dan

00:14:04and a dance royalty.

00:14:07Dileko, classmate.

00:14:08Ayano.

00:14:09And of course,

00:14:10Ray Cantong

00:14:11and Six-Far Investions.

00:14:14Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:14:14Bago na naman yung gitara.

00:14:16At siyempre,

00:14:17maraming salamat din

00:14:18sa mga fans

00:14:19sa lakikanta.

00:14:20With us,

00:14:20the Orleans,

00:14:21Wildest,

00:14:22Soulmates,

00:14:23Robbers,

00:14:24Carlitos,

00:14:24Official,

00:14:25and Angels.

00:14:26At mula sa aming mga puso,

00:14:27maraming salamat po

00:14:28for joining us

00:14:29sa aming 17th anniversary celebration.

00:14:32Yay!

00:14:32At extended,

00:14:33demand man lang people

00:14:34on jamming sessions

00:14:35sa online world

00:14:36with the So You Squad

00:14:37and Jana

00:14:39at ang balikbayang

00:14:40nag-birthday sa Japan,

00:14:42AC!

00:14:43Wala ka siyempre.

00:14:45Nasa box pa.

00:14:46Di pa nagbalikbayang

00:14:47nasa box.

00:14:48Balikbayang pa.

00:14:49And happy birthday

00:14:50pa sa masipag.

00:14:52Advert single,

00:14:53ready to mingle

00:14:53ang Rider Grady.

00:14:54For the era,

00:14:57Christian Espinosa.

00:14:58Happy birthday!

00:15:01Happy birthday!

00:15:02Happy birthday!

00:15:03Happy birthday, Chrissy!

00:15:05Ang wish daw,

00:15:05kantahan siya ni Rob Daniel.

00:15:07Ay!

00:15:08maka pwede mong kantahan,

00:15:10Christian.

00:15:11Happy birthday lang.

00:15:12Happy birthday.

00:15:14Siya kasi gumawa talaga

00:15:16nung line-up ngayon,

00:15:17Rob,

00:15:17si Christian.

00:15:19Birthday niya.

00:15:19Kahit yung chorus lang daw.

00:15:22Ano, ano, ano?

00:15:24Happy birthday.

00:15:26Favorite song niya

00:15:27kasi yung Lagabog,

00:15:27kaya mo daw.

00:15:29Ano ba?

00:15:29Ay, yung song ni Rob?

00:15:30Yung song ni Rob.

00:15:32Anong song?

00:15:32Anong song ba?

00:15:33Along song daw, Christian.

00:15:34Along song mo, Christian?

00:15:35Ba't nang mula ka, Christian?

00:15:37Ikinatama mo daw kanina.

00:15:38Christian.

00:15:39Okay, okay.

00:15:40Baby,

00:15:41kung walang tayo ka

00:15:45Ang naminiss ko sa to

00:15:47with Twitter.

00:15:51Tweet, tweet, tweet,

00:15:53ow!

00:15:56Wow!

00:15:57Laki-laki na ni Argo.

00:15:59Is it Argo siya?

00:16:00Si Christian.

00:16:02Beg your own.

00:16:04Sumayin niyo ang kagandahan!

00:16:05Ha?

00:16:06Sumayin niyo rin!

00:16:08Upatikabong kagandahan

00:16:09at katalinuhan

00:16:10ng mga pambihirang kababaihan

00:16:12ang ating masasaksihan

00:16:13Chook, chook, chook, chook, chook, chude.

00:16:16Ano niyo?

00:16:18Welcome to

00:16:19Miss Q&A Celebrity Edition!

00:16:22Impitado sa sala-sala,

00:16:24mga tinitigalang Lodi

00:16:25sa kanya-kanyang larangan.

00:16:27Starting off with

00:16:27Binibining on point

00:16:28at tawag ng tangalian queen

00:16:30Nicole Cordobes.

00:16:34Award-winning actress

00:16:36ang prima

00:16:37contra Vida

00:16:38ang nananampal

00:16:40ng mga newscasters

00:16:41Gladys Reyes!

00:16:43Siya na kinala ko na na

00:16:45nampal sabay sayaw.

00:16:48Sampal sabay sayaw.

00:16:50At eto naman,

00:16:51one of the Philippines'

00:16:52most celebrated

00:16:53fashion designers,

00:16:54a true icon,

00:16:57Raho Laurel!

00:17:00Hi Raho!

00:17:01Welcome to Showtime!

00:17:04All set na ang mga

00:17:05A-Abob

00:17:06in their glamorous gowns.

00:17:07Na rin ito na

00:17:07ang mga celebrity

00:17:08na lakera

00:17:09starting off

00:17:10at candidate number one.

00:17:21Ito na yata

00:17:22yung music video

00:17:22nung album

00:17:23ng Peter Karma.

00:17:24Ayan pa!

00:17:25Kung horror movie tayo,

00:17:27ikaw nang papatayin.

00:17:28Si candidate number one

00:17:31ay may negosyo

00:17:32yung beauty products.

00:17:34Oh!

00:17:35At dahil siya na rin

00:17:35ang model sa packaging,

00:17:37walang masyado

00:17:38boi.

00:17:40Siya ay half-half.

00:17:42Half-brainy

00:17:43at half-blank.

00:17:46Blanko talaga siya.

00:17:47Kaya lang bahala

00:17:47mag-isip ng kasunod.

00:17:49Mahilig siyang maglinis

00:17:50dahil sensitive siya

00:17:51sa kalat.

00:17:52Kaya naman

00:17:53ang mga kalaban niya,

00:17:54paano niya,

00:17:55plano niya rin

00:17:56iligpit mamaya.

00:17:57Ladies and gentlemen,

00:17:58eto na si candidate

00:17:58number one.

00:18:04Avisala!

00:18:08Mula sa kaharian

00:18:10ng inkantadya

00:18:11na pagpad sa mundo

00:18:13ng mga tao,

00:18:15ang Diyosang

00:18:16ang kapangyarihan

00:18:17ay kagandahan.

00:18:20Ganda ng tinig

00:18:21at ganda ng

00:18:23kalooban!

00:18:27O-oh!

00:18:31O-oh!

00:18:35Paano, paano, paano?

00:18:36Alam mo mga

00:18:37nganak lang yun.

00:18:38O-oh!

00:18:40Para ikaw di yung bata.

00:18:42Pinractice ko ba yun?

00:18:45Kung inaakalan yung

00:18:47wala tayong winner today,

00:18:49nagkakamali kayo.

00:18:51Please,

00:18:52listen to my told.

00:18:55Ako ang magsisimula

00:18:57ng laban.

00:18:57Kaya naman,

00:18:59tatapusin ko ito

00:19:00na may

00:19:01napatunayan!

00:19:05What's up,

00:19:06madlang people!

00:19:08Ang ngayon ka pala

00:19:09magpapakilala?

00:19:10Ang ngayon ka pala

00:19:10sa dame na lang

00:19:11ginawa mo.

00:19:13Diyos ko,

00:19:14ngayon ka pala

00:19:15pala magpapakilala?

00:19:16Simula mo ulit sa UWA.

00:19:19UWA!

00:19:24Para may kabag.

00:19:26UWA!

00:19:27Para nangunguha ng bata.

00:19:30Madlang people!

00:19:31Ako nga pala

00:19:32si Batalumang,

00:19:34Italia!

00:19:37Ang celebrity

00:19:38talakera ng Laguna!

00:19:42Diyos ang fresh

00:19:44at hinding-hindi maluluma.

00:19:46Hindi gaya

00:19:47ng mga susunod

00:19:49na kandidata!

00:19:51Simulaan agad.

00:19:52And I believe,

00:19:54kung malaki

00:19:55ang hinaharap

00:19:58mong problema,

00:20:00wag kang mag-dlamo.

00:20:02Ako nga,

00:20:02tahimit lang.

00:20:05And I,

00:20:07thank you!

00:20:07Center stage

00:20:08ay iyon na nga

00:20:09ang giniin.

00:20:10Candidate number 2!

00:20:29Who is the candidate?

00:20:41Optimus Prime.

00:20:45Siya ay nag-aral ng Bachelor of Science in Nursing.

00:20:48Pero kasi lukuyang nagahanap ng mag-nurse ng kanyang puso.

00:20:53Her hobbies include reading books,

00:20:56mag-travel from sala to kitchen,

00:20:58at makinig ng talak ng madir niya.

00:21:00May dalawa siyang fur babies,

00:21:01pero Bikinaman, may gusto raw diyang tumawag sa kanya ng baby.

00:21:05Ladies and gentlemen, candidate number two.

00:21:13Bip! Bip! Bip! Madlone people!

00:21:18Vroom! Vroom! Vroom! May rena ng babyahe.

00:21:23God bless our trip at bariya lang po sa umaga.

00:21:27Dahil ang biyaheng ito ay walang siksikan.

00:21:30At kahit lubakang daan, makakarating sa paroroonan.

00:21:36Hey!

00:21:37Ako po, si Alora Boulevard Kubow!

00:21:42Ang rey na talakera ng Linamon, Lano Dal Norte!

00:21:48Na nagsasabing,

00:21:50ang ganda ko ay parang sukli ng jeep.

00:21:54Minsan meron,

00:21:56madalas walang ganun.

00:21:59Pero kapag inibig kita,

00:22:02para akong traffic sa EDSA,

00:22:04hindi mawawala,

00:22:06pero mas lalong lumalala!

00:22:11Kaya, sit back, relax,

00:22:12at magbayad ng pamasahe.

00:22:14Dahil ang corona,

00:22:16kaya Alora Boulevard Kubow,

00:22:18mapubuta!

00:22:20And I thank you!

00:22:21Feeling ko ano?

00:22:23Ano?

00:22:23Ano, ano?

00:22:24Nabangda yung jeep.

00:22:25Bakit?

00:22:26Wasak yung harapan.

00:22:29Thank you!

00:22:30Thank you, candidate number two!

00:22:32Show off mo na ang natatake mong beauty candidate number three!

00:22:36What's up, my love people!

00:22:38Bye!

00:22:41Ngayon, tumatayo ako para sa buong universo

00:22:44na mga kababaihan na naiiwan na pag-iwanan

00:22:47at hindi pa nakakasakay

00:22:49at para sa mga babae na kahit kailanman

00:22:52hindi nakasama sa Santa Cruzan!

00:22:56O bakit?

00:22:57Ako nga pala po ay si Candiva Lacrofacia.

00:23:00La!

00:23:01Lagi na lang tayong hindi kinukuha sa Santa Cruzan.

00:23:03Cro! Cro!

00:23:04Yung cross na yan,

00:23:05hindi ko pa lahawakan.

00:23:06Fa! Fa!

00:23:07May pag-asa pa rin tayo

00:23:08dahil pati di matinu tayong tao.

00:23:10Siya!

00:23:10Siya ang dahilan.

00:23:11Bakit hindi ako nasasali sa Santa Cruzan?

00:23:13Pero okay lang na lang.

00:23:15Ako ay may pag-asa.

00:23:16Dala ko yung mabuting tao.

00:23:17Yung Reyna Elena ng iyan.

00:23:19Maniwala kayo.

00:23:19Hindi makikita kayang kagandahan

00:23:21kung hindi ko siya iilawan.

00:23:23Ako po'y naniniwalang sa kasabihan

00:23:25Habang may buhay,

00:23:27may bayarin.

00:23:40Yes!

00:23:43Dalawa kay Escort.

00:23:44Oo.

00:23:46Yung pangalawa,

00:23:47isa lang ang budget eh.

00:23:48First and last jawa niya.

00:23:49Yan yung mga bibit niya.

00:23:50Ayun ba yun?

00:23:50Oo.

00:23:51Mga naging jawa niya

00:23:51nung nag-college pa siya.

00:23:53Buti nahanap pa niya.

00:23:54Thank you,

00:23:55candidate number three.

00:23:56Viva love!

00:23:57Magbibida ka na.

00:23:58Candidate number four.

00:24:13Si candidate number four

00:24:15ay currently nag-home study.

00:24:18Inaaral niya ang mga bahay

00:24:19ng kapit-bahay

00:24:20kasi kapag di siya nanalo,

00:24:22balak niya munang mag-akyat bahay.

00:24:25Pumasyok siya sa college

00:24:26pero agad din siyang pinalabas

00:24:27dahil hindi siya enrolled.

00:24:29Ay!

00:24:30Pressured daw siya sa pagsali

00:24:31dahil siya ang Breaking News

00:24:33grant winner.

00:24:34Oo naman.

00:24:35Mag-alala,

00:24:35baka sa MQA,

00:24:37ikaw na ang maging grant loser.

00:24:39Yun lang.

00:24:39Ladies and gentlemen,

00:24:40candidate number four.

00:24:43Warning!

00:24:44Fragile item.

00:24:46Handle with care.

00:24:48What's up, Madam Pima?

00:24:53Nasa inyo pong harapan

00:24:56ang nag-iisang babaeng

00:24:58nagpatibok

00:24:59sa pihikang puso

00:25:00ni Mr. Dominic Croque.

00:25:03Ako si Sue

00:25:04Shih Tzu Ramirez.

00:25:08From the movie,

00:25:10isang tahol ka lang.

00:25:11Poof!

00:25:13A 32-year-old stunner

00:25:15and a certified head turner

00:25:19ng Las Piñas City!

00:25:24Ako po ay naniniwala

00:25:26sa kasabihan na

00:25:27okay lang maging energetic,

00:25:30basta hygienic.

00:25:32Kaya tandaan,

00:25:33madlang people,

00:25:35wag kayong maglaro

00:25:36ng pickleball.

00:25:37Kung meron kang

00:25:38bakto!

00:25:40And I thank you!

00:25:43Brabe, no?

00:25:44Nagtatangalot pala

00:25:45si Mickey Mouse.

00:25:46Hindi!

00:25:47Si ano yan?

00:25:48Shih Tzu?

00:25:50Aso ba ito?

00:25:51Hindi.

00:25:51Aso ba si Mickey Mouse?

00:25:53Hindi!

00:25:53Daga si Mickey Mouse?

00:25:54Oo, daga,

00:25:55pero to si Shih Tzu yan.

00:25:56Grabe.

00:25:57Tsaka kaya nilang mag-gaon

00:25:58kahit may buntot sila, no?

00:26:00In fairness.

00:26:01Thank you, bro.

00:26:02Thank you, Carlos.

00:26:02Number four.

00:26:03Bora-Belska narito.

00:26:06Kandidatang maladiwata

00:26:07akalret.

00:26:08Number five.

00:26:09Malik mo to sa karinderia.

00:26:12Piniram ko.

00:26:13Kaldero.

00:26:14Aray ko.

00:26:15What's up,

00:26:15Wagamima?

00:26:19I am Pokwang the woman.

00:26:24Bula sa bayan ang mga auntie.

00:26:27Anti-corrupt,

00:26:27anti-scam,

00:26:28anti-detano,

00:26:29anti-polo.

00:26:31Oh,

00:26:32provision di risal,

00:26:34pero hindi ko siya nakita ron.

00:26:35Madala siya sa luneta.

00:26:37Can I say my saying in English?

00:26:41Yes, please.

00:26:42Oh, sure.

00:26:42Because my daughter,

00:26:43the half American,

00:26:44is watching right now.

00:26:45Okay.

00:26:46Because in our house,

00:26:48you know,

00:26:48our English is mannerism.

00:26:50Oh.

00:26:51Okay.

00:26:52I believe in the saying

00:26:53that whatever obstacles

00:26:55or challenges

00:26:56you might face

00:26:57in life,

00:26:58the most important is

00:27:00at the end of the day,

00:27:03day.

00:27:04D-A?

00:27:05One.

00:27:07Ito lang.

00:27:08Ito lang yung patch

00:27:09na inulit natin yung ano.

00:27:10Ano na?

00:27:11Inulit natin yung tak-tak-tak.

00:27:13Sila lang hindi.

00:27:14Nahuli kasi ng pas.

00:27:15Eh kasi ka,

00:27:16mag-amats yung mga utak-tak-tak-tak

00:27:17na hindi niya lahat.

00:27:18Okay.

00:27:19Sige, maaari na kayo pumunta

00:27:20muna sa likod.

00:27:21Pero Brett,

00:27:22maganda laban to.

00:27:22Magagaling na komedyante

00:27:23itong mga ito.

00:27:24Sino?

00:27:25At alakera.

00:27:25Ito, ito sila.

00:27:26Ah, nagpapatawa ba sila?

00:27:28Kasi minsan,

00:27:29siniseryoso ko sila eh.

00:27:30Oh.

00:27:31At talo lang si number one,

00:27:32hindi nagpapatawa yan?

00:27:33Ay, hindi ba yan?

00:27:34Seryoso sa buhay yan?

00:27:35Oo.

00:27:36Oo.

00:27:37Grabe.

00:27:38Grabe naman ako.

00:27:38Hello, candidate number one.

00:27:41Ba't halumang,

00:27:42Italia mula sa Laguna?

00:27:43Halumang.

00:27:44Ayan.

00:27:45Kamusta naman ang kaharian ninyo?

00:27:47Ba't parang nagmumumug?

00:27:49Sabi,

00:27:49kilang ka,

00:27:49isa po siya sabi niya,

00:27:52malumag ba yung binirs mo, Mare?

00:27:55Malumag yung binirs mo?

00:27:56Paano lang?

00:27:57Okay.

00:27:58Hindi pa sumasakot yun.

00:27:59Dili-dikit?

00:28:01Oo.

00:28:02Kaya i-inject lang nyo,

00:28:02hindi pa pinapalabas.

00:28:04Nawala niyong botox,

00:28:05gumagalaw na ulit.

00:28:08Kamusta sa kaharian nyo?

00:28:09Baha.

00:28:10Baha?

00:28:11Pakitot baha?

00:28:12Surot-surot ng bagyo eh.

00:28:14Oo.

00:28:15Gusto naman lang,

00:28:15anong insura ng mga tao

00:28:16sa kaharian na bumumug?

00:28:19Malumug ka kasi,

00:28:20maluwag.

00:28:21Anong insura ng mga tao

00:28:23sa kaharian nyo?

00:28:23Mga ganito.

00:28:24Ito,

00:28:25tsaka yung number four.

00:28:27Yung two at tsaka four.

00:28:28Oo,

00:28:28ako lang pinakamaganda.

00:28:29Sa mga kaharian nyo,

00:28:30sa chendisitas?

00:28:31May mga papeles ba yan?

00:28:33Sa tapitan.

00:28:34Anong free?

00:28:35Sa tapitan.

00:28:37Chendisitas.

00:28:38Oo,

00:28:38may kasamang bulaklak ng tigok

00:28:40pag inanumum.

00:28:41Okay,

00:28:41so,

00:28:42kamusta ang kaharian nyo ngayon

00:28:43bukod sa baha?

00:28:44Kamusta ang mga tao doon?

00:28:45Minsan,

00:28:45tuyot.

00:28:47Baha?

00:28:48Meron tuyot?

00:28:48Oo.

00:28:49Bakit natutuyot yung mga tao

00:28:50sa kaharian nyo?

00:28:51Tignan mo naman yung mga kaano,

00:28:52ganito yung itsura,

00:28:53tsaka ganyan,

00:28:54sumisip-sip ng baha.

00:28:55Pero,

00:28:56ikaw ang reina nila doon?

00:28:58Yes,

00:28:58ako pinakamaganda.

00:28:59Bakit ikaw ang pinili nila

00:29:00maging reina?

00:29:02Hindi ko alam,

00:29:02wala silang choice.

00:29:04Paano mo sila binabati?

00:29:05Paano yung bati mo kanina?

00:29:06Parang ano,

00:29:07naglilin?

00:29:07Oo.

00:29:08Isang pakabatiin mo si number two?

00:29:10Oo.

00:29:12Sasagot si number two?

00:29:13Eh.

00:29:15Kakausapin mo siya?

00:29:17Ha.

00:29:22Pakikausap si number four?

00:29:23Oo.

00:29:25Oo.

00:29:28Kakausapin mo siya?

00:29:29Kwak, kwak, kwak, kwak, kwak, kwak.

00:29:34Tara yung number four?

00:29:35Aso na unggoy pa,

00:29:36crossbreed talaga.

00:29:38Dagapa ha?

00:29:39Ang daming nang ayop na katawan nyo doon.

00:29:41Ang daming nangyayari sa katawan niya.

00:29:42May daga,

00:29:43may aso,

00:29:44may unggoy.

00:29:44Panila superladyo.

00:29:46Anong mga proyekto mo sa kaharian niyo,

00:29:47number one?

00:29:48Natitinda ako ng

00:29:50Kabibe.

00:29:51Oo.

00:29:52Bakit?

00:29:52Hindi ko alam kung si Rena ba ako?

00:29:55Bakit sa dinamilang,

00:29:56ba't Kabibe ang binenta mo?

00:29:57Wala lang,

00:29:58trip ko lang.

00:29:59Ah, isang malaking trip lang ito.

00:30:00Sa kanilang apat

00:30:02ng mga kasama niya rito,

00:30:03sino sa palagay mo

00:30:03ang dapat gumamit

00:30:04ng sabon mo?

00:30:06Dalawa.

00:30:07Sino?

00:30:08Sino, sino?

00:30:09Sino yung dalawa?

00:30:10Ito, two,

00:30:11tsaka four.

00:30:11Sila ta rin?

00:30:12Talaga yung mga baguhan

00:30:13lang tinitingnan mo.

00:30:14Oo!

00:30:15Hindi ko pinakasitwit na mga sinyora.

00:30:18Mga seniors na yan?

00:30:19Upsuwente yung mga sinyora.

00:30:21Wala kayong maririnig

00:30:23yung ba't sa sakit na salita?

00:30:25Mabait sa'yo eh.

00:30:25Siyempre, no?

00:30:26Oo, syempre.

00:30:27Dinanas natin lahat yan

00:30:28nung bago tayo.

00:30:29Correct.

00:30:30Payback time.

00:30:30Payback na paranasan yun.

00:30:32Tradisyon.

00:30:33Tradisyon to.

00:30:35Pinaranas din sa amin

00:30:35yun nung nagsisimula kayo.

00:30:38Ganun talaga?

00:30:39So, bawi-bawi din, no?

00:30:40Oo, umiikot lang ang cycle.

00:30:41Ganun talaga.

00:30:42But, no, ikaw ba?

00:30:42Ano bang mga nasabi sa'yo

00:30:43nung nagsisimula ka?

00:30:45Nung di ba ako gawa?

00:30:46Oo.

00:30:46Oo?

00:30:50Sobrang sexy ko kasi talaga.

00:30:51Mas manipis pa talaga ako dati.

00:30:53Kumakanta ako.

00:30:53Sabi ko,

00:30:54ang ganda ng katawan,

00:30:54naputol ulo.

00:30:56Sabi sa akin.

00:30:58Putol rin tayong ulo.

00:30:59Grabe, di ba?

00:30:59Nakaka-heart talaga yun.

00:31:00Ano bang pinagawa mo?

00:31:03Ay, mali.

00:31:03Maka mahirapan ka sumagot.

00:31:04Ano nalang hindi mo napagawa?

00:31:07Kasi mas monty yun eh.

00:31:09Lahat na yun.

00:31:09Oo, kasi pag pinagawa yung pinagawa,

00:31:11baka matapos yung episode.

00:31:12So, anong hindi mo napagawa?

00:31:13Utak na lang talaga.

00:31:16We have a lot of TFC subscribers

00:31:18watching right now.

00:31:20Would you like to greet them

00:31:21and give them

00:31:22a very special message, please?

00:31:23To all the TFC subscribers.

00:31:27Subscribers pa lang,

00:31:28nabulunan.

00:31:29Talk to the TFC subscribers.

00:31:33Bakit kasi yung pagkakagawa

00:31:34ng veneers?

00:31:38Paganda.

00:31:40Oo, yung gumawa kasi

00:31:41ng veneer niya.

00:31:41Alam mo ka na pangalan din?

00:31:43Alam pangalan?

00:31:43Vener.

00:31:45Si Dr. Vener.

00:31:46Ginoon siya ng veneers.

00:31:48Okay, talk to the TFC subscribers, please.

00:31:50TFC subscribers.

00:31:53May sumasabit, eh.

00:31:54May sumasabit lang.

00:31:56Ayan sabihin.

00:31:57Huwag mo kasi yung pagsabayan.

00:31:58Salita muna.

00:31:58Tapos pagkintot,

00:31:59tsaka kamumog.

00:32:00Kailangan mabilis, di ba?

00:32:01May timer to.

00:32:02Oo, sige.

00:32:03Thank you so much,

00:32:04TFC subscribers,

00:32:06for the...

00:32:06for the patronaging.

00:32:10Patro ano?

00:32:11For the patronaging.

00:32:12For the...

00:32:13Thank you so much.

00:32:16Tinuloy.

00:32:19Tinapos.

00:32:19So, see, this is a pageant, right?

00:32:21You know that this is a pageant.

00:32:23I think so.

00:32:23This is not a singing contest.

00:32:24Yes.

00:32:24Because you are used to

00:32:25joining singing contests,

00:32:27and you have won

00:32:28a couple of

00:32:29competitions before,

00:32:30but today is a beauty pageant.

00:32:32Yes.

00:32:33And I really

00:32:35didn't...

00:32:37I really didn't think that...

00:32:41Ay!

00:32:41Anahirapan ako.

00:32:43What can you offer?

00:32:45I will offer...

00:32:46Soap.

00:32:47Soap.

00:32:50Is it a special offer?

00:32:53A special offer with

00:32:55free tabo.

00:32:57Okay.

00:32:58So can you describe

00:32:58the beauty of your

00:33:00competitors today?

00:33:01I can describe the

00:33:03beauty of

00:33:04number three

00:33:05and number five.

00:33:06Yes.

00:33:07It has a lot of beauty.

00:33:09And a lot of offer.

00:33:10It can...

00:33:11It...

00:33:12Yes.

00:33:12Thank you so much.

00:33:14How about two and four?

00:33:15Two and four?

00:33:18Um...

00:33:19Congratulations and

00:33:20see you again on the...

00:33:23Next week

00:33:23for the second round.

00:33:25Ah, may second round?

00:33:26May second round pa pala?

00:33:48Ako pala, ako.

00:33:50Ako.

00:33:50Ako na lang.

00:33:51Yung tingin mo may kasamang takot.

00:33:52Oo.

00:33:53Yung tingin, tingin, hindi.

00:33:54Ang talim eh.

00:33:54Kaya nga, ginilun ako eh.

00:33:56Kung meron kang mensahe sa mga veteranang kasama mo ngayon,

00:33:58anong mensahe mo?

00:34:01Um...

00:34:02Alam ko na mananalo kayo.

00:34:04Ay, nakutseet.

00:34:05Tumuko ka agad.

00:34:06Ah, hindi ba?

00:34:07Hindi, respeto sa inyo naman.

00:34:08Kay, ganyan man yun.

00:34:10Ulan, respeto, respeto, may premyo.

00:34:12Ay, okay.

00:34:13So, I'm so sorry dahil pinapuntan kayo dito.

00:34:17Pero ako talagang mananalo today.

00:34:19So, thank you.

00:34:20Nag-makeup kayo.

00:34:20Maraming salamat.

00:34:21Oh.

00:34:22Pero number two,

00:34:23ano ba ang labang mo dyan sa apat?

00:34:25Oh, that's a good question, ha?

00:34:26Diba?

00:34:26That's a very good question.

00:34:28Oo.

00:34:28Ang lamang ko ay...

00:34:30Nalalaglag ang girdle.

00:34:32Nalalaglag ang girdle ko ngayon.

00:34:34Bakit?

00:34:34Ano man size yung girdle mo?

00:34:36Extra small ata.

00:34:38Maling-mali eh.

00:34:39Um, ang lamang ko sa inyo ay yaman.

00:34:43Uy!

00:34:43Wow!

00:34:44Anong klaseng yaman yan?

00:34:46Nang ligo.

00:34:47Ay!

00:34:48Yaman ng ligo.

00:34:49Naliligo kasi ako four times.

00:34:50So, sino yung hindi naliligo sa apat?

00:34:51Sino yung kulang dyan?

00:34:52Yung mukhang salak sa ligo.

00:34:54Si Verna.

00:34:55Number four.

00:34:56Di talaga pumapan.

00:34:58Di talaga tumapan.

00:34:59Meme, wala na akong maturo.

00:35:01Alam ka lang.

00:35:02Huwag mong pinagbibintang ang si number four.

00:35:04Tandaan mo.

00:35:05Abogada yan.

00:35:06Napapanood ko sa impeachment.

00:35:07Oh, yes.

00:35:09Kamukha mo yung abogada dun sa impeachment.

00:35:11Isa lang masasabi ko, meme.

00:35:12Ano?

00:35:13They are allowed.

00:35:15They are allowed.

00:35:17Oo.

00:35:17Wala ka daw ligo, sabi ni number two.

00:35:20Sige na.

00:35:20Ilang beses ka naliligo?

00:35:22Four.

00:35:23Four times din naman ako, ha?

00:35:24One.

00:35:25Nagpabanlaw ka ba?

00:35:27Ah.

00:35:28Pero nagsabon ako.

00:35:29Ah.

00:35:29Okay, it's torture na.

00:35:30Hung panap ng kakampi.

00:35:32Oo.

00:35:32Kaya binabanlawan kasi yun.

00:35:35Dito lang kasi ako nagsasabon.

00:35:37Hindi ko ginagamit sa mukha.

00:35:39Oh.

00:35:41Ay.

00:35:41Ang puti ng kilikili.

00:35:44Pero feeling mo mas lamang ka sa kanya sa ligo at saka sa bango.

00:35:47Yes.

00:35:48Pero sa talino, sino sa palagay mo ang pinakamadali mong mapupuksa dito sa Q&A?

00:35:54Wag ka tumingi sa akin, ha?

00:35:56Si Verna ulit.

00:35:57Lagi na lang si Verna.

00:35:59Kasi iba yung tingin ni Miss Kendi eh.

00:36:01Medyo umiinit yun dito ko eh.

00:36:03At saka UP girl yan, si Miss Kendi.

00:36:05Tsaka si Mamang, o nakapamaywang na.

00:36:08Madam Kendi, anong sa tingin mo, anong masasabi mo dito sa mga maguhan sa number 2 tsaka number 4?

00:36:14Proud ka ba na ito ang mga sumunod sa yapak ninyo?

00:36:17Oo.

00:36:17Sila ang susunod na henerasyon.

00:36:19At kinakatakot ko at pinagdarasal ko kung ano man ang mangyayari sa mga susunod na henerasyon.

00:36:23Kung ito lang na idehan na magiging susunod na henerasyon,

00:36:26ngayon pala yung magsimula na tayo mag-adorasyon.

00:36:33Baka huling henerasyon na ito.

00:36:35Di ba?

00:36:36Oo.

00:36:37So, pero si number 1 kasi, pang pinagmamalaki niya, yung kaharian nila.

00:36:42Mukha naman.

00:36:43Oo.

00:36:43Mukhang siya na lang ang natitira doon.

00:36:45Sa kaharian na yun, kaya siya ang naging reyna.

00:36:48Kung iimbitahan ka ni number 1 sa kanilang kaharian,

00:36:51pauunlakan mo ba siya?

00:36:52Siyempre, pauunlakan ko na maraming siyang sabon.

00:36:55Baka meron siya maraming padulas.

00:36:57Ah.

00:36:57Kaya pupunta ako doon.

00:36:59Iimbitahan mo siya sa inyong kaharian?

00:37:01Sa mama ka.

00:37:02Gamit ang lingwahin niyo, yung lingwahin niyo.

00:37:04Oo.

00:37:07Parang isang lang ang linya niyo.

00:37:10Ba't puro ganun lang ang sinasabi niyo.

00:37:13Ka-usapin mo siya.

00:37:15Ku-ku-quack-cu.

00:37:18Oh, excited siya.

00:37:21Excited daw siya.

00:37:26What did he say?

00:37:28They're good.

00:37:29They're good.

00:37:30They're good.

00:37:30I didn't say that.

00:37:33I didn't say that.

00:37:37Did you say that?

00:37:38Did you understand the language?

00:37:41It's different.

00:37:42It's different.

00:37:43What's it?

00:37:44Miss Kenti, what's it?

00:37:47What's it?

00:37:48You're not good.

00:37:50Mga lahing mandurugas.

00:37:54Lahing mandurugas.

00:37:55It's pure the number three.

00:37:59Kaputi pa siya ngayon.

00:38:00May kaharian ba kayo, number three?

00:38:02Oo.

00:38:05Para umuulap.

00:38:07Para tapos na.

00:38:08Para tapos na.

00:38:09Anong pangalan na kaharian niyo, Kenti?

00:38:11Kaputi-putian.

00:38:13Bawal pong ibang kulay doon.

00:38:15Pag mayroon pong ibang kulay doon,

00:38:17ay talaga akong pinupuksa.

00:38:18Agad itong pinapaalis at in-inspeksyon.

00:38:22Malamang alam na alam na namin,

00:38:24pag iba ang kulay mo,

00:38:25ikaw ay hindi kasama sa aming kaharian.

00:38:27Oo.

00:38:28Nako, naiiyak pa siya.

00:38:29Dahil marami na ho,

00:38:30nagsubok na pumasok doon sa aming kaharian.

00:38:34Iba-ibang kulay.

00:38:36May verde.

00:38:38May violet.

00:38:40Parang halaya.

00:38:43May pumasok na parang bangus.

00:38:47May pula.

00:38:49May pula.

00:38:49Na parang may period.

00:38:53At merong mga alahera.

00:38:57Na gusto kaming kam-kaming.

00:39:01Anong mensahe mo sa lahat

00:39:02nang pumasok sa kaharian ninyo?

00:39:04Na parang gusto mo,

00:39:05kailangan mong bigin ang babala?

00:39:06Kailangan pong ipaghiwalay

00:39:09ang dekolor.

00:39:11Sa puti.

00:39:13Sa puti.

00:39:15Importante.

00:39:17Kaya siya nakaputi.

00:39:19Nakahiwalay talaga siya.

00:39:20Oo.

00:39:21At saka sa damit niya pa lang,

00:39:23mukhang siya ang nagbayad talaga ng resepsyon.

00:39:25Oo.

00:39:25Ako talaga nagbayad ng resepsyon.

00:39:27Kahit sa totoong buhay.

00:39:31Galing sa totoo mong karanasan.

00:39:33Kung meron isa lamang sa apaten

00:39:35ang hindi mo papapasukin sa iyong kaharian,

00:39:37sino yun?

00:39:44Si Ethel.

00:39:45Ay!

00:39:46Bakit?

00:39:47Hindi kami nagkakaintindihan.

00:39:49Nag-usap kami kanina.

00:39:50Iba ang kanyang lengwahe.

00:39:51Saka nakita ko,

00:39:52meron siyang sariling kaharian.

00:39:54Kailangan niya munang asikasuhin ang kaharian niya.

00:39:56Oo.

00:39:56Ano bang problema nung kaharian niya?

00:39:59Siya lang ang tao.

00:40:03Malaking problema yun.

00:40:04Ikaw lang ang tao sa kaharian mo.

00:40:05Siya lang ang tao.

00:40:06Hindi pa sino magkasun doon.

00:40:08Kaya mga gulong mo,

00:40:09eto na tayo kay number four.

00:40:11Kamusta ang lagay ng kaso nyo?

00:40:14Hindi siya yun.

00:40:15Nakakalito yung cross-examination talaga.

00:40:18Pero linalaban ko naman,

00:40:20kahit ang sarili ko,

00:40:21hindi ko maintindihan.

00:40:22Oo.

00:40:24Pero kung ipaglalaban mo ang sarili mo sa mga sinasabi nila sa'yo ngayon,

00:40:27anong isasagot?

00:40:29Lahat ng sinabi niyo sa'kin,

00:40:31mali.

00:40:32Dahil?

00:40:33Alin doon ang mali?

00:40:35Yung sabi niya,

00:40:36na nasa kaharian mo ko.

00:40:39Tapos,

00:40:40pareho kaming pangit niya, no?

00:40:42Ay, di niya sinabi yung pangit.

00:40:43Ay, di ba sinabi?

00:40:43Walang sinasabi.

00:40:46Alora,

00:40:47in a way,

00:40:48acceptance is the key.

00:40:51Intrusive thoughts ang tawag dyan, Verna.

00:40:53Pero actually,

00:40:54isa lang naman ang lamang ko sa kanilang apat.

00:40:56Ano yun?

00:40:57Kung ganda,

00:40:58meron naman kami lahat nun.

00:41:00Oo.

00:41:01Talino,

00:41:01feeling ko naman,

00:41:02meron din naman kami lahat nun.

00:41:04Aha.

00:41:05Feeling ko lamang lang ako sa

00:41:07ngipin.

00:41:09Bakit?

00:41:10Ito,

00:41:11ilan ba ang usual na

00:41:13ngipin?

00:41:14Normal na bilang ng ngipin?

00:41:1532.

00:41:16Oo.

00:41:17Yung sa'kin, 102.

00:41:18Sa harap pa lang yun, ah.

00:41:20Oo.

00:41:21Kaya nga ako nagpa-braces men eh.

00:41:24Kasi may 300 pa sa likod.

00:41:25Pinapa-forward ko.

00:41:27Pati-smile ka nga.

00:41:29Oo.

00:41:30Wow.

00:41:31Maganda ang ngipin.

00:41:31Mukha lang mabaho ang hininga,

00:41:32pero mabaho ang hininga.

00:41:34Ay, di daw.

00:41:35Hindi.

00:41:36Hindi.

00:41:37Naggargel ako mende.

00:41:38Ah, naggargel.

00:41:39Pero,

00:41:40I would like to take this opportunity

00:41:42na sobrang sabihin kong kinikilig talaga ako ngayon.

00:41:44Bah?

00:41:45Dahil?

00:41:45Dahil nakasama ko yung mga iniidolo ko.

00:41:48Si Ma'am Ethel,

00:41:49si Ma'am Kendi,

00:41:50si Ma'am Pokwang.

00:41:52Si Alora talaga,

00:41:52hindi ba pinanggi?

00:41:53Sabo?

00:41:54Hindi.

00:41:54Siyempre,

00:41:55isa na rin yan.

00:41:56Kasi bata pa lang ako,

00:41:57pinapanood ko na siya sa ASAP.

00:41:59Ba?

00:42:00ASAP?

00:42:00Si Ann Curtis yun, meh.

00:42:02Iba yun.

00:42:03Hindi.

00:42:03Sa ASAP?

00:42:05Nagsasayaw?

00:42:05Ah,

00:42:06kasi hindi si Jeruzel yan.

00:42:12Anong ginawa niya sa ASAP?

00:42:13Nag-host.

00:42:14Di ba nag-host kito natin?

00:42:15Ah, ASAP Jill.

00:42:16Ah.

00:42:17Sabi ko,

00:42:18pangarap ko rin makita sa TV

00:42:20and this time,

00:42:20di pa na ako makapiniwala

00:42:21na nakakasama ko na silang apat.

00:42:23Eh, di huwag ka maniwala.

00:42:24Hindi ka naman namin pipilitin.

00:42:25Baka ma-stress ka pa.

00:42:26Kamusta naman ang love life mo?

00:42:28Ako, love life ko,

00:42:30um,

00:42:30this time,

00:42:31it's complicated.

00:42:32Ay, bakit? Ano nangyari?

00:42:35We expect that.

00:42:35Okay lang ba?

00:42:35Okay lang ba i-share?

00:42:37Okay lang naman i-share

00:42:38kasi po,

00:42:39di ba,

00:42:40given naman na marami nagkakagusto sakin.

00:42:42Oh.

00:42:43So yung asawa ko,

00:42:44masyadong seloso.

00:42:45Oh.

00:42:46May asawa ko, ma'am.

00:42:48May asawa siya.

00:42:49Masyado siyang seloso.

00:42:51So yun yung pinag-aawayin namin.

00:42:52Lagi siya,

00:42:53hindi niya ako pinapalabas ng bahay.

00:42:55Bakit?

00:42:55Madinig lang niya yung gate na,

00:42:56eh,

00:42:57pasok-pasok,

00:42:58ginagawa kong pusa.

00:42:59Bakit ayaw ka niyang palabasin?

00:43:01Baka makita ako ng tao,

00:43:02ng mga kapitbahay nila.

00:43:03Kasi me,

00:43:04yung asawa ko,

00:43:05siya ang crush ng bayan sa kanila.

00:43:08Oh.

00:43:08Wala siyang niligawan dun.

00:43:10Tapos mag-expect ka.

00:43:11Ang iuwi niya, ganito.

00:43:12So yung mga tao dun,

00:43:13talaga na bad trip sa kanya.

00:43:15Buti nakalabas ka ngayon.

00:43:17Takas nga lang ako, kuya.

00:43:19Anong term of endearment niyo?

00:43:21Um,

00:43:22actually, lahat.

00:43:24Lahat?

00:43:25Um,

00:43:25words of affirmation.

00:43:27Sinasabihan niya akong maganda.

00:43:29Term of endearment lang tinatanong ko.

00:43:32Bebe,

00:43:32love.

00:43:34Love.

00:43:34Oo.

00:43:35Love ang term of endearment namin.

00:43:37Love ang tawag ko sa kanya.

00:43:39Sa kayo nagkakilala?

00:43:41Ay,

00:43:41ang pangit mo kiligina, no?

00:43:43I'm sorry, sorry.

00:43:44Actually, mene,

00:43:45yung asawa ko,

00:43:46na love at first sight sakin.

00:43:49Ah,

00:43:50barang ang tawag dun.

00:43:52Yung unang tingin pa lang,

00:43:53nagustuhan ka agad,

00:43:54na barang,

00:43:56nahi pa ng hangin.

00:43:57Oo, oo.

00:43:58Nagkakilala kami sa ano,

00:43:59sa angkas.

00:44:00Angkas.

00:44:01Angkas, angkas.

00:44:01Nalabad first sight siya,

00:44:02kasi naka-helmet ako nun.

00:44:04Oo.

00:44:05Nag-love kayo sa angkas,

00:44:06ikaw ay nagdadrive?

00:44:07Hindi, siya.

00:44:08Ay, siya.

00:44:08Kasa yung buhok mo dun?

00:44:10Kasa yung buhok mo dun.

00:44:10Hindi naman ako nakaganito.

00:44:12First time,

00:44:13siyempre nagpay ako.

00:44:14And then the next time,

00:44:15through to life,

00:44:16sinasabi na niya na,

00:44:17ako na lagi mag-ahatid sa'yo,

00:44:19wala nang bayad.

00:44:20Doon na niya ako niligawan.

00:44:21Yung usapan nila.

00:44:23Oo.

00:44:23Tuwing sasakay ka sa'kin,

00:44:24i-hatid kita,

00:44:25pero wala nang bayad.

00:44:26Oo.

00:44:26Basta,

00:44:27hahablutin mo lang,

00:44:28itutubo ko sa'yo.

00:44:29Riding in tandem pala sila.

00:44:31Oo.

00:44:31Tapos wala nang bayad,

00:44:32kasi mag-ahati tayo pagkatapos.

00:44:34Ipe-prenda natin yung mga hahablut natin.

00:44:35Magandang negosyo yun ah.

00:44:36Oo.

00:44:36Doon sila sa motor talaga,

00:44:37sinagkakilala nung Joe,

00:44:39nung asawa niya.

00:44:39Nainlove sa kanya nung suot niya pa yung helmet,

00:44:41nung hindi pa binigit niya nakanggal ah.

00:44:43Ah.

00:44:43Anong tinanggal na?

00:44:44LQ sila.

00:44:45LQ agad?

00:44:46Hanggang nga hindi pa sila nagbabate.

00:44:47Takal na nun ah.

00:44:49Pero,

00:44:49kaya kahit pag nagsiswimming sila,

00:44:50may suot siyang gano'n eh,

00:44:51yung sa ilalong.

00:44:52Pag-scuba.

00:44:53Hindi,

00:44:54yung bilog,

00:44:55kung nagsiswimming ka,

00:44:56di ba yung may bilog,

00:44:57tas sa ilalong kayo.

00:44:58Pag-alakad ka sa ilalong ng tubig.

00:44:59Yung gano'n.

00:45:00Parang hindi pa makasang tubig.

00:45:01Pang-oxygen.

00:45:02Anong gusto mo naman sabihin

00:45:03sa mga babaeng

00:45:04hindi masyadong pinalad sa pag-ibig?

00:45:07Uhm.

00:45:07Ingat ka ah.

00:45:09Amin dalawa.

00:45:10Ay, hindi po ba kayo pinalad?

00:45:12Baka palarin ka dun sa 3 at saka 5.

00:45:15It's a tie.

00:45:17Isa lang masasabi ko sa lahat ng single,

00:45:19Girls Jan,

00:45:20please,

00:45:21mag-ayos naman kayo.

00:45:23Oh, grabe.

00:45:24Mag-ayos kayo paglalabas,

00:45:26mag-make-up.

00:45:27Para naman talagang,

00:45:28katulad ko,

00:45:29magiging head-turner kayo.

00:45:31Di ba?

00:45:31Lalo ka na Miss Nicole.

00:45:33Uy.

00:45:35Head-turner talaga to eh.

00:45:36Lalo na pag dumadaan sa maraming polis.

00:45:39Nililingon talaga ng mga polis yan eh.

00:45:41Kahit sa mall head-turner yan eh.

00:45:43Pero alam ko,

00:45:44si 1, 2, 3, 5,

00:45:45talo na kayo.

00:45:46Bakit?

00:45:47Tatlo utak niya, no?

00:45:48Tatlo ulo.

00:45:50Tatlo ng ulo,

00:45:51pero walang utak lahat yan.

00:45:52Wala ba lahat?

00:45:53Isa pa rin naman.

00:45:54Si number 1,

00:45:55isa lang ang ulo,

00:45:56pero ang laki ng utak.

00:45:57Talaga?

00:45:58Namamaga eh,

00:45:59kaya hindi makakapag-isip yan.

00:46:01Dito tayo kay number 5.

00:46:03Ayan.

00:46:03Sa'ng ayon ka ba sa mga sinasabi ni number 4

00:46:05tungkol sa mga babae hindi pinalad sa pag-ibig?

00:46:07Kailangan daw kasi nag-aayos?

00:46:08Uy, Diyos ko oo naman.

00:46:10Kita naman ayos na ayos.

00:46:11Diba? Nakita mo.

00:46:12Totoo yung sinabi niya,

00:46:13pero iwasan yung gantong ayos.

00:46:17Anong aabutin sa'yo pa ganyan ayos?

00:46:18Oo.

00:46:19Tsaka yung helmet na suot niya,

00:46:20may ganon ding extra.

00:46:22Di ba may anak ka?

00:46:24Yes.

00:46:25Pag laki niya, ganito.

00:46:27Anong balak mo?

00:46:28Oo.

00:46:29Oo, yung sweet sweet ng anak mo.

00:46:31Oo.

00:46:33Ang buti na lang talaga mahina, dugo ko.

00:46:37Lahat ng mga anak ko kamuka ng tatay.

00:46:39Salamat.

00:46:40Ang ganda rin ang kasuotan ni Ano eh.

00:46:42Yeah.

00:46:44Pocwanderwomam.

00:46:45Pocwanderwomam.

00:46:46Malayo ba yung kaharihan niyo

00:46:47sa kaharihan ni number 1 at saka ni number 3?

00:46:49Ay, sobrang layo.

00:46:50Lumayo talaga ayaw lumapit sa kanila.

00:46:52Dahil?

00:46:53Dahil hindi masyadong ano.

00:46:55Hindi, hindi, hindi.

00:46:56Kanina ko lumayo?

00:46:56Kay 3 or kay 1?

00:46:58Ah, ano ba?

00:46:59Kay 2 at saka kay 3, lumayo kami.

00:47:02Kay 2 at saka kay 3, lumayo kayo?

00:47:04Ay, kay 4.

00:47:05Dahil?

00:47:052 and 4, lumayo kami.

00:47:062 and 4, lumayo kayo?

00:47:07Kasi siyempre, iba naman ng mga tamagotchi sa ano.

00:47:12Huwag kang tamagotchi yun.

00:47:133 at saka 4?

00:47:14Kambal yan eh, tamagotchi talaga.

00:47:16Pero bilibo ko sa kanila,

00:47:17umabot sila sa panahon ng AI,

00:47:18ang mga tamagotchi.

00:47:20O siyempre,

00:47:20malaki naman ng respeto ko kay 1

00:47:23kasi negosyante.

00:47:24Bagay na bagay yung napili niyang negosyo.

00:47:28Soap, opera.

00:47:29Soap, opera.

00:47:30Ay, opera.

00:47:32Dahil pa-opera siya.

00:47:33Tignan mo, o si Poco.

00:47:35Ang taas ng respeto niya sa'yo.

00:47:38Sa industriya natin,

00:47:39si Poco lang ang respeto sa'yo.

00:47:41Si Poco lang na naiwan.

00:47:43El presente rin naman.

00:47:45Soap, opera.

00:47:46Kung may special powers ka na isishare kay number 1,

00:47:49anong mga power yung...

00:47:50Siguro, ang may bibigay ko sa kanyang power na may bibigay ko sa kanya,

00:47:55yung talagang ipapakita ang pagiging matalino ng mga Pilipina.

00:48:00Oo.

00:48:01Pero alam mo, pili ko hindi nila kaya yung ano, yung ano mo kanina.

00:48:04Yung stand-up.

00:48:05Yung Dube-bent.

00:48:06Yung Matrix.

00:48:07Tignan natin kung sino sa kanila.

00:48:09O pagbonggahan na ng talento.

00:48:10Tignan natin, Wonder Woman,

00:48:12Ma'am, pwede ka magpunta sa gitna.

00:48:13Pakiulit lang.

00:48:14Titingnan natin kung magagawa nila yung ginawa mo.

00:48:18Oo.

00:48:24Grabe yun.

00:48:25Ang galik.

00:48:26Grabe.

00:48:26Paano kasi number 1?

00:48:28Sinalakay ang kahariyan nyo.

00:48:30Paano mo haharapin yun?

00:48:31Number 1.

00:48:32Oh, ikaw nalang tao dun ha. Tandaan mo.

00:48:33Oo, tingnan mo.

00:48:34Kailangan mabuhay ka.

00:48:36Meron gustong umagaw ng kahariyan nyo.

00:48:39Okay.

00:48:40Ganun, sasalakayan nyo rin ha.

00:48:41Action.

00:48:44Hey!

00:48:45Takil ba?

00:48:47Takil ba?

00:48:48Takil ba?

00:48:50Oh!

00:48:51May isa ba sa likod?

00:48:51May isa ba?

00:48:52Oh!

00:48:54Oo!

00:48:55Siyempre dapat lumabang ka, Ethel.

00:48:57Oh!

00:49:00Patay putol pa.

00:49:01Ha!

00:49:02Ganun lang?

00:49:03Wala nung mababang ganun?

00:49:04Oh.

00:49:05Huh?

00:49:06Oh!

00:49:08Oh!

00:49:09Oh!

00:49:09Ganun!

00:49:10Tayo ka na, Ethel.

00:49:11Nakita ko yung mga gagamba, tatlo.

00:49:16May tatlong gagamba nagre-wrestling.

00:49:18Si Gagamba yun.

00:49:19Ang hirap naman sumari sa contest nito.

00:49:21Spider-woman pala yun.

00:49:23Oo.

00:49:24Si number 2.

00:49:25Ting-ting-ting natin si number 2.

00:49:26Paano kung kayo naman ang sasalakayan?

00:49:28Ay!

00:49:28Patay ka!

00:49:29Wala kang ihilag!

00:49:30Wala kang ihilag doon directly.

00:49:31Grabe!

00:49:32Hinati mo sa gitna!

00:49:33Dinaing mo eh!

00:49:35Inotopsi mo naman na.

00:49:35Sa gitna talaga?

00:49:37Pero kaip ako pa.

00:49:38Ganun sa kanya pa.

00:49:39Ay-tay-tay-tay.

00:49:39Oo, ikaw naman.

00:49:41Pananggagan.

00:49:42Ay!

00:49:43Ay, ang tara!

00:49:44Cinderella!

00:49:45Oo!

00:49:46Grabe!

00:49:47Cinderella!

00:49:48Kaya lang kulubot yung brief mo kuye.

00:49:49Kaya hindi masyado nakakasexy.

00:49:51Prinsesa pa din.

00:49:52Kamukha ko yung pa-ako.

00:49:55Oo, ang sweet niya na ha.

00:49:57Ako, wala pa mang tingsyowa ngayon si Fiona.

00:49:59Oo, larga ko!

00:50:01Oo!

00:50:02Oo!

00:50:03Grabe!

00:50:04Grabe yun ang pinakamababa.

00:50:06Ay!

00:50:07Patay ka!

00:50:08Ay, ay, ay kinuha yung...

00:50:09Ay, parang nag-aaya.

00:50:11Ay!

00:50:13Tayo nyo raw, tayo.

00:50:15Tayo nyo raw siya.

00:50:16Masakit sa tuhod yun.

00:50:19Ang hinap kumita.

00:50:22Ang hinap kumita.

00:50:22Yung pag-aati klop ng legs niya, parang papilag talaga.

00:50:26Ang hinap kumita ng pera.

00:50:28Pero ang paka-flexible mo.

00:50:30Di ba?

00:50:31Parang nag-ano talaga siya?

00:50:33Ano?

00:50:33Nag-volley class.

00:50:35Nag-jazz dance.

00:50:37Iba yung lambot eh.

00:50:39O pilates.

00:50:40O nag-pilates.

00:50:41Ay!

00:50:42Nagbabadya yung isang rey na nakahariya.

00:50:43Nagtanggal lang sapatos.

00:50:45Ay!

00:50:45May antipara.

00:50:46Ano meron?

00:50:47Ang daming lamang doon sa loon.

00:50:48Ang daming loon.

00:50:49May pang-retouch.

00:50:51May...

00:50:52May...

00:50:52May antipara.

00:50:54Taray ng brahma mo.

00:50:55Kapangyarihan, no?

00:50:57May rex.

00:50:58Meron pa.

00:50:59Ah, wala na.

00:50:59Ayan na, ayan na.

00:51:01Wala.

00:51:01Taligpit.

00:51:02Taligpit.

00:51:03Eh, pumasok si number four!

00:51:07Oo, iba pa rin si number five.

00:51:10Iba yung mga kapangyarihan nila eh.

00:51:12Okay.

00:51:15Ayan, maganda na tayong magtanongan kasi pagod na pagod.

00:51:18Yes!

00:51:19Ayun, titignan natin kung sino talaga ang pinaka-aktibo ang utak, kung kailan pagod na pagod na.

00:51:24Correct!

00:51:24Okay, so magtatanongan na tayo.

00:51:25Palakpakan natin si numbers one, two, three, four, at five.

00:51:29Magsisimula tayong tatanungin si Bat Halumang Etelia Laguna. Okay?

00:51:34Ayan.

00:51:34Abantingan muna rito.

00:51:44Ayan.

00:51:45Nasa first round na tayo.

00:51:46Ito ang Witlang.

00:51:49Handa ka na ba?

00:51:51Okay lang kahit hindi.

00:51:53Wala ka na mag-gago. Ano ba to?

00:51:56Ah!

00:51:57Mamayana yan.

00:51:58Oo, mamayana.

00:51:59Nasa Witlang na ako.

00:52:01Okay.

00:52:01So, eto na.

00:52:02Opa Escort.

00:52:03Ryan Paso.

00:52:04Anong tawak?

00:52:06Tawas?

00:52:07Anong tawak?

00:52:08Tawak.

00:52:10Anong tawak?

00:52:12Sa pangalan ng babae na lagi nasa kulungan?

00:52:19Anong tawag sa pangalan ng babae na laging nasa kulungan?

00:52:23Kulungan.

00:52:24Ano?

00:52:25Edi.

00:52:26In jail.

00:52:27Pagka-level o.

00:52:30Bumunod ka na?

00:52:32Ba't halubang etelia?

00:52:35In jail.

00:52:37In jail.

00:52:39Thank you very much.

00:52:43And I thank you.

00:52:44Eka wala ka pa.

00:52:47Kaya ang kaya.

00:52:50Ba't halubang etelia?

00:52:52Ang tanong.

00:52:53Sa iyong palagay,

00:52:55marami bang pasa ang mga hampas lupa?

00:52:58Marami bang pasa ang mga hampas lupa?

00:53:02Sagot.

00:53:04Can you repeat the question?

00:53:06Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

00:53:12ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

00:53:13ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

00:53:16ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

00:53:21ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

00:53:23ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

00:53:24ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

00:53:25ha

00:53:34I believe, ladies and gentlemen, thank you so much for the, for the dangerous question.

00:53:41Ang hirap kasi, so dangerous for my, for my brain.

00:53:44I believe, ano nga ulit? Ano nga ulit?

00:53:49Punin muna to, eh, then, meron bang pasa ang mga hampas lupa?

00:53:54I believe, depende. Diba?

00:54:01Ikaw sasaguti.

00:54:03Depende. And I thank you, charten.

00:54:07Depende ito. Seryoso, ha? Depende po ito.

00:54:12Ano kuntuhan lang?

00:54:15Depende po ito sa ugali at pananaw ng isang hampas lupa.

00:54:20Kung ang isang hampas lupa ay masama ugali at basagulero, hindi lang pasa ang matatamon ito, kundi bukon at kurikong.

00:54:32Pero, that of what?

00:54:36Investigation.

00:54:39Pagbabait ang hampas lupa, iba ang karma nito.

00:54:43Mapapabuti, mapapa, hindi ito mapapahampas lupa.

00:54:49Ito ay mapapahampas langit.

00:54:52Ganun ang karma na gagawin.

00:54:56Diba?

00:54:57Tama, diba?

00:54:58So, ito ay It Depends.

00:55:02And I thank you!

00:55:05Thank you, Canada number one.

00:55:07Kaya naman, ikaw lang nag-bit-bit ang tanong dito.

00:55:11O, wala gumagawa niyan.

00:55:12Makapalang chika, baka sagot mo lang naman pala ay It Depends.

00:55:17Gusto ko yung hampas langit.

00:55:19So, ito ay It Depends.

00:55:21Oo, pag mabuti ka daw, hindi ka hampas, hampas langit ka.

00:55:24Okay, doon ka pupunta.

00:55:26Okay.

00:55:26Tawagin na lang si Canada number two, Alora Bolivar Kupau.

00:55:30Ano komento mo sa sagot, no, ano, ni Bat Halumang Itelia?

00:55:34Um, ang dami kong natutunan, pero wala akong maalala.

00:55:37Buti na lang, nakalimutan mo.

00:55:39Eto na, Ryan Bang, pasok!

00:55:41Kaya ni Kendy yun, no?

00:55:43Yung ganung sayaws.

00:55:44Ganung kong magsayaw dati.

00:55:46O, iba yun sa kanya, hello.

00:55:48Yan ang number one sa Pegasus yung 19...

00:55:50Nung 1989, no?

00:55:53Number one sa Pegasus yung 1989.

00:55:55Jackie, joke!

00:55:57Anong tawag sa conditioner pag paubos na?

00:56:04De-conditioner.

00:56:06Anong bibo?

00:56:08O, isa pa.

00:56:10Anong tawag sa artista kapag jumakpat?

00:56:14Lucky?

00:56:17Hindi.

00:56:18Ano?

00:56:18Eh di, Eugene Pamingo!

00:56:22Buti na lang, ang ganda mo talaga ngayon.

00:56:25Bulot ka na, Lady Alora Boulevard Cubao.

00:56:30Di ka siya yung kamay.

00:56:34Maraming salamat.

00:56:36Dilaw din nakuha niya, no?

00:56:40Ay!

00:56:41Ganda, oh.

00:56:46Maulan kasi ngayon.

00:56:48Medyo maulan yung panahon, hindi ba?

00:56:50Ito ang tanong.

00:56:52Mababadrip ba ang tuyo kapag nabasa siya?

00:56:57Mababadrip ba ang tuyo kapag nabasa siya?

00:57:01Sagot!

00:57:02Anong sagot, Memento?

00:57:04Anong sagot?

00:57:05Bakit ako sumagot?

00:57:06Bakit ako doon natalungin?

00:57:07Ako ba, ako ba?

00:57:10I believe, oo, mababadrip ang tuyo kapag nabasa siya.

00:57:16Kasi, kasi hindi niya branding yun.

00:57:20Minahal siya ng Pinoy dahil tuyo siya, hindi siya basa.

00:57:23Pagbasa siya, sinabaw ang isda.

00:57:25Pero alam niyo kung ano ang dapat hindi natin maging branding bilang Pilipino.

00:57:32Ang makontento sa serbisyong tuyo.

00:57:36At pangakong napako.

00:57:40Ano?

00:57:41Solusyong balde-balde lang.

00:57:43E, leo yun, di ba?

00:57:45Kaya dapat ka lang pagin natin ang government.

00:57:49Yeah, kasi dapat hindi tayo makontento sa kulang na serbisyo.

00:57:56Kasi, ang, ano yun?

00:57:59Tuyo, no?

00:58:00Tuyo.

00:58:00Ang tuyo, kapag nabasa, mawawalan siya ng identity.

00:58:05Pero, ang mga Pilipino, kahit ilang beses tayong binabaha at nababasa,

00:58:13dapat hindi tayo mawalan ng boses.

00:58:17And I, thank you.

00:58:18Yes!

00:58:20A Laura Bolivar at Kubaw!

00:58:22Thank you, kind of.

00:58:23Maraming maraming salamat.

00:58:24Ang layo sasagot ng number one.

00:58:26May chance ka.

00:58:28Kaya nahirapan ako eh.

00:58:29Kasi from five down to four.

00:58:31Alam mo na, di ba?

00:58:32Talo na ako sa beauty nun eh.

00:58:34Sana naman ito, no?

00:58:35Ay, hindi.

00:58:35May chance.

00:58:36May chance.

00:58:36Oo.

00:58:37Huwag kang miniminos ang beauty mo.

00:58:39Ang mahalaga, hindi kang umunguya.

00:58:42Thank you, Laura Bolivar.

00:58:44Kung pao, ngayon naman susunod si candidate number three, Candiva Lacrofacia.

00:58:50Miss Candiva Lacrofacia.

00:58:54Okay.

00:58:55May joke ka ba?

00:58:55Ah, makikin siya yung escort.

00:58:59Ay, serious.

00:59:00Di ba?

00:59:01May nervyos ka ba sa sagot ni Juan at saka ni two?

00:59:03Opo.

00:59:04Dahil?

00:59:05Gusto ko lang.

00:59:06Gusto mo lang nervyosin.

00:59:07Choice mo mo nervyosin.

00:59:08Pwede pala yun ano, choice ko.

00:59:10Choice ko na hindi nervyosin.

00:59:11Pagbet ko.

00:59:11Kasi maganda, maganda ang mga sagot nila.

00:59:13Di ba?

00:59:14May katuturan.

00:59:15May pupuntahan.

00:59:16Yung isa, hindi muknya na ang gobyerno sa kanyang abut kasiya.

00:59:20Yung isa, maganda rin.

00:59:23Pero sa tingin mo, kaya na mong lagpasan yung mga sagot nila?

00:59:28Susubukan po natin.

00:59:29Sabi niya, hindi ko alam.

00:59:32Ryan, mga paso!

00:59:33Anong dawak sa sapatos na laging may problema?

00:59:40Ano?

00:59:42Edy, issues!

00:59:46Ayan.

00:59:47Okay.

00:59:56Ito ang tanong namin para sa iyo, candidate number three.

01:00:03Candiba, lacrofathia.

01:00:06Kaya ni Candy, kaya ni Candy ba?

01:00:10Sa iyong panagod.

01:00:15Okay.

01:00:17Ito ang iyong katanungan.

01:00:18Candidate number three.

01:00:20Makinig ka lamang.

01:00:21Huminga ka lang ng malalim.

01:00:22Yes.

01:00:23Manalig ka.

01:00:24Oo.

01:00:25Kaya, kaya.

01:00:26Ayan.

01:00:27Oo.

01:00:28Ito lang.

01:00:30Ang katanungan para sa iyo.

01:00:32Kung ikaw ang nanay ni Poo.

01:00:36Winnie the Pooh to.

01:00:37Hindi yung komedyante.

01:00:39Kung ikaw ang nanay ni Winnie the Pooh.

01:00:43Pupurgahin mo ba siya?

01:00:45Kung ikaw ang nanay ni Winnie the Pooh.

01:00:48Pupurgahin mo ba siya?

01:00:51Sagot!

01:00:59I believe, kung ako po ang nanay ni Winnie the Pooh, hindi ko siya pupurgahin.

01:01:06Dahil malamang, yung Poo po, ay ang aming apelido.

01:01:11Dahil ako ang nanay, ako si Mami the Pooh.

01:01:15Alam ko, ang Pooh, sa English ay Pooh, sa Tagalog ay Dumi.

01:01:20Kaya nung iisip na po, purgahin ko siya.

01:01:22Dahil, well, Pooh.

01:01:23Pero ang totoo, kaya malaki ang chan ni Winnie the Pooh.

01:01:27Dahil kami po'y kapampangan po.

01:01:32Madalas ho kaming kumain.

01:01:34Nasa lahi ho namin ang aming pagkain at ang magluto, masasarap na pagkain na maraming mantika.

01:01:40Diba?

01:01:41Madalas ang mga kapampangan ay mahilig sa masasarap na pagkain?

01:01:44Hindi po ba?

01:01:45At kahit anong hugis, kasarihan, ano man ang itsura ng aking anak,

01:01:50siya po'y pupurgahin ko at pupunoyin ko po ng pagmamahal.

01:01:55Pupunoyin ko po ng lambing at pag-aaruga.

01:01:59Dahil naniniwala ko kung sino man siya, ano man ang kanyang diferensya, kapansanan,

01:02:05o itsura, anak ko siya.

01:02:08Thank you po.

01:02:12Thank you po.

01:02:13Ano yun? Nangyengay mo dyan ni Ethel? Yes.

01:02:16Hello, hello, hello.

01:02:17Bakit?

01:02:17Parang mas maganda yung sagot ko.

01:02:20Ang haba pero parang, parang wala na.

01:02:26Mas maganda yung sagot mo na,

01:02:27It Depends.

01:02:28Oo, yung It Depends. Yung konti lang pero ang lalim.

01:02:33Thank you, candidate number three.

01:02:36It Depends daw, It Depends.

01:02:37It Depends.

01:02:38It Depends.

01:02:39Ito na si candidate number four.

01:02:42Verna, si Shih Tzu Ramirez.

01:02:44Diba? Pakano siya yung The Crown?

01:02:48Napanood niyo ba yung serious na The Crown?

01:02:49Ah yes, si Charlotte, diba?

01:02:56Dilo yun?

01:02:58Pero wala si Charlotte sa The Crown.

01:03:01Okay.

01:03:02Jackie, pasok!

01:03:03Oh, diba?

01:03:04Pag ganun mo, joke agad.

01:03:06Yes.

01:03:06Parang nagpahid lang.

01:03:08Parang weird na po rin.

01:03:10Joke.

01:03:11Anong tawag sa trabaho na pwede mong tayaan?

01:03:17Ano?

01:03:18Eh di, Piloto.

01:03:21Shih Tzu Ramirez, it's your turn.

01:03:23Parang hindi pang anniversary yung banat niyo.

01:03:25Oh, the people.

01:03:29Shih Tzu Ramirez.

01:03:33Ay!

01:03:35Ay!

01:03:36Nagulat si Shih Tzu Ramirez.

01:03:40Okay, ito katanungan para sa'yo.

01:03:42Pwede bang gamutin ng bumbero ang inaapoy na lagnat?

01:03:48Pwede bang gamutin ng bumbero ang inaapoy ng lagnat?

01:03:51Sagot.

01:03:53I believe madlang people na oo.

01:03:56Pwede gamutin ng bumbero ang inaapoy na lagnat.

01:04:00Dahil una sa lahat, ang mga bumbero po, talaga merong sapat na training sa first aid, di ba?

01:04:06Meron akong kilalang bumbero.

01:04:08Siya na mismo yung inaapoy ng lagnat.

01:04:09Pero naapulan niya pa rin yung inaapoy na bahay.

01:04:12Ganyang kagaling ang mga bumbero.

01:04:14Kaya tama madlang people?

01:04:17Mabuhay ang mga bumbero!

01:04:20Pero tandaan niyo madlang people, na hindi po lahat ng inaapoy, bubuhusan natin ng tubig ha?

01:04:27Halimbawa, ikaw, Judge Nicole, nag-aapoy ka na sa galit, buhusan kita ng tubig, di ba lalo kang magagalit?

01:04:34Tama ba madlang people?

01:04:35Mabuhay si Judge Nicole!

01:04:39At kung ako man po, ang inaapoy ng lagnat, gusto ko po na gamutin ako ng isang guwapong bumbero.

01:04:47Para bumabaman ang lagnat ko, bibilis naman ang tibok ng puso ko.

01:04:52Tama ba madlang people?

01:04:53Mabuhay ang puso ko!

01:04:57And I, thank you!

01:04:59Maraming salamat, Shih Tzu Ramirez ng Las Piñas!

01:05:02Yes, at ito na ang uling sasalang, si Poc Wonder Woman.

01:05:06Ah, eto na. May kapangirin. Ito, super hero to eh.

01:05:09Oo, malakas to eh.

01:05:10Ang hirap pala lang matagal na ka tayo. Ang mga tuhod, ang sakit na.

01:05:14Sete, tali ko, sumisipol na eh. Kanina pa.

01:05:18Kumaganoon siya. Tapos ang takong niya eh.

01:05:19Ryan, binisan mo na ang mama. Pagod na.

01:05:21Anong tawak sa pizza na lasa?

01:05:25Anong tawak sa pizza?

01:05:28Pizza o pizza?

01:05:29Pizza?

01:05:30Pizza.

01:05:31Anong tawak sa pizza?

01:05:32Yung may keso, yung may ano? Pizza?

01:05:35Setting spray ba yun?

01:05:36Oo, parang nakaset eh.

01:05:38Pizza na lasang papel.

01:05:42Ano?

01:05:43Edi?

01:05:43Paperoni?

01:05:45Tama ka ma.

01:05:46Oo. Maraming salamat.

01:05:48Ryan.

01:05:52Pocuang Derwomam.

01:05:54Yes.

01:05:55Ang tanong.

01:05:56Same padagay.

01:05:57Pinapawisan ba ang taong mahangin?

01:06:02Pinapawisan ba ang taong mahangin?

01:06:06Sagot!

01:06:08Teka!

01:06:09Teka lang!

01:06:10Okay.

01:06:12Yes.

01:06:12I believe.

01:06:14According to research.

01:06:15Wow!

01:06:17Yes, but like people, I believe na pinapawisan ang taong mahangin.

01:06:22Tao.

01:06:23Tao nga, di ba?

01:06:24Nakakita ba kayo ng isda na pinawisan?

01:06:26Di ba?

01:06:27Wala kasi nga, dried sila.

01:06:30Pero ang pagkakaiba lang kasi na mga taong mahangin pag pinapawisan, hindi umaamin na may amoy ang kanilang mga pawis.

01:06:38Pero ang masasabi ko lang, bilang tao, tayo, importante tayong pinapawisan, nage-eeresisyo tayo, pinapawisan.

01:06:46Unang-una, dapat pinapawisan tayo sa paghahanap buhay, lumalaban ng patas, dahil ang pawis na nakuha sa patas na laban,

01:06:53yan ay pinagpapala.

01:06:55Hindi ba? At, ang importante, ang importante talaga, tayo mga tao ay napapawis araw-araw, ika nga, mag-exercise tayo

01:07:05tuwing umaga, tuwing umaga, tuwing umaga, upang ang kataban mo ay?

01:07:10Sumigla!

01:07:11Thank you!

01:07:12Oh!

01:07:13Parang may sinasabi na naman si Ethel.

01:07:15Sabi, papangit na mga sagot.

01:07:18Wala talaga, kaya ako number one, kailangan talaga makabog yung answer.

01:07:22Thank you po!

01:07:23Sa ikaw ang standard.

01:07:24Oh, thank you po, Kuwanderwool, ma'am.

01:07:27Ngayon naman, alam niyo natin ang komento natin, mga jurado.

01:07:29Sibulan natin kay jurado, Gladys Reyes.

01:07:32What's up, Madlang people?

01:07:36Congratulations, Showtime, and happy anniversary.

01:07:41Miss Q&A 1 and 2.

01:07:44Both of you are both Q&A.

01:07:47Yes.

01:07:48Ano yung ibig sabihin?

01:07:50Quintessential and amusing.

01:07:52Alam mo yun, Ethel?

01:07:54Quintessential.

01:07:54Maganda pakinggan.

01:07:56I like it.

01:07:58Spell po, spell.

01:07:59Pero te, sa totoo lang, classic ang inyong mga binitawan at very entertaining.

01:08:04So para sa akin, nagustuhan ko ang inyong ipinakita.

01:08:07Congratulations in advance.

01:08:08Thank you, Gladys.

01:08:10Thank you, Gladys.

01:08:10Kaya naman ang masasabi mo, Raho Laurel.

01:08:13Hello, Madlang people!

01:08:17Masasabi ko lang, ang hirap-hirap pala talaga dito sa Q&A.

01:08:22Candy, bigyan kita ng gamot para sa poo problem mo.

01:08:27And Shih Tzu, can I adopt you?

01:08:30You're so cute.

01:08:32Aw, ia-adopt.

01:08:33Pagkailangan nyo po ng model.

01:08:35Yes.

01:08:36Pwede.

01:08:37Meron akong bagong line.

01:08:39Specifically for you.

01:08:41Yung, pero ano ha, for pets only.

01:08:46For fur babies.

01:08:49Thank you, Brother Raho.

01:08:51And of course, ang nice natin ay si Nicole Coole Thomas.

01:08:55Hello, Madlang people!

01:08:57And hello, ladies!

01:08:59Aking gorgeous na Poc Wonder Woman.

01:09:02Palaban na palaban ka today.

01:09:04At salamat sa mga reminders mo bilang isang mama-mama namin.

01:09:07Pero one thing's for sure, best in talent ka talaga for me today.

01:09:12Congratulations, Aireesa.

01:09:13And good luck to the both of you.

01:09:15Thank you, Horado Nicole.

01:09:16At good luck sa ating mga kandidata.

01:09:18Tatlong kandidata ang papaslak sa final round.

01:09:21At ang una ay si candidate number...

01:09:32Five!

01:09:35Ang papaslak din sa beclamation is si candidate number...

01:09:41Three!

01:09:44Parang seniors edition talaga ang nangyari.

01:09:46Oo.

01:09:47Ay! Kabuga na to.

01:09:48Ay, bakit?

01:09:49Sino kaya kina-one, two, at four?

01:09:52Paslak ka rin!

01:09:53Congratulations, candidate number!

01:09:58One!

01:09:58Sino ang tatanghal yung ko inspirational diva?

01:10:01Oras na para sa...

01:10:02Beclamation!

01:10:04Siyempre, ang unang sa sabak ay si candidate number five,

01:10:08Pocwander Womam.

01:10:10Tagtanggal na na sa sabak.

01:10:11Yes, tagtanggal na.

01:10:11Lahat na sila.

01:10:13Ayan.

01:10:13Takpan na ang tenga ng dalawang kandidata.

01:10:18Kasya ba sa pisgini ni Ethel?

01:10:21Baka sumabog mo kanya.

01:10:23Okay.

01:10:26Thirty seconds to answer, Mamang.

01:10:28Okay.

01:10:29Twice ko pong babanggitin ang buong katanungan.

01:10:31Simple lamang.

01:10:32Ang tanong,

01:10:35Ano ang kukumpleto sa iyong pagkababae?

01:10:41Ano ang kukumpleto sa iyong pagkababae?

01:10:46Sagot.

01:10:47I do believe, ako bilang babae ang kukumpleto sa akin, ay isang pamilya na buo at may takot sa Diyos.

01:10:56Kung wala man akong partner ngayon, naniniwala ako na ang kukumpleto sa akin ngayon ay mga anak ko na napalaki

01:11:02kumag-isa ng maayos.

01:11:03At bilang isang isang ina, kukumpleto sa akin ang magandang gobyerno para sa future ng mga anak ko.

01:11:09Kaya naman, ito ang kukumpleto sa akin at doon ako naniniwala.

01:11:13Kung hindi kayo maniwala, wala akong pake.

01:11:15And ahay, thank you!

01:11:22Salamat po!

01:11:25Pocuang Derwomam ng Rizal.

01:11:28Ito na si candidate number one.

01:11:30Number three, si Candiva Lacrofapia.

01:11:32Candiva Lacrofapia.

01:11:33Number three, si Candiva Lacrofapia.

01:11:36Ay, uso tanggalan ang sapatos, ah.

01:11:41Kailangan unawain na natin ang mga pangangailangan nilang pisikal.

01:11:45Okay, tatlong pong segundo para sagutin mo ang katanungan.

01:11:48Dalawang beses kong babasahin ang buong katanungan.

01:11:51Good luck, candidate number three.

01:11:54Ano ang kukumpleto sa iyong pagkababae?

01:11:59Ano ang kukumpleto sa iyong pagkababae?

01:12:04Sagot.

01:12:05Ang kukumpleto sa akin pagkababae, ang pag-aaruga ng isang tao na tunay na meron, tunay na pagmamahal.

01:12:11Ang kukumpleto sa akin pagkababae, ang pag-aaruga ng aking mahal na anak na kahit anuman ang kanyang pinagdadaanan,

01:12:18kahit anuman ang sabihin ng ibang tao tungkol sa aking anak, ay aking siyang paglalaban.

01:12:23Kung ano nang sabihin nila, kahit ito ay masama,

01:12:28nasabihin ko lang, mahal na mahal ko ang aking anak, mahal na mahal ko ang aking bayan.

01:12:33Ano ang kukumpleto sa akin pagkababae?

01:12:36Nag-walk out siya.

01:12:38Nag-walk out.

01:12:39Nag-walk out.

01:12:41Ayan, si number one, sasagot siya nang may takip yung tenga.

01:12:43Paano? Paano yung pariniteng?

01:12:46Oo.

01:12:47Especially kasi yung treatment sa kanya.

01:12:50Sige, papabayin mo na siya.

01:12:51Yeah.

01:12:53Ano? Anong tog-tog?

01:12:57Candidate number one, 30 seconds to answer.

01:13:00Dalawang beses kong sasabihin ang buwang katadungan.

01:13:03Gets?

01:13:04Gets. Guess niya yan. Siya pa ba?

01:13:06Ang bilis kong katunog niya.

01:13:08Sabi niya, ang takal din na ba magtanong?

01:13:11Diba?

01:13:11Okay.

01:13:12Okay, okay.

01:13:1230 seconds to answer.

01:13:15Twice kong babanggitin iyong tanong.

01:13:18Okay?

01:13:19Okay.

01:13:20Okay.

01:13:2130 seconds.

01:13:21Okay, okay, okay.

01:13:23Madali ka usap, sabi sa'yo.

01:13:25Ang tanong.

01:13:26But halumang etelia, ano ang kukumpleto sa iyong pagkababae?

01:13:31Ano ang kukumpleto sa iyong pagkababae?

01:13:35Sagot.

01:13:40Okay.

01:13:47Ano?

01:13:49Sa iyong palagay,

01:13:56Ano ang kukumpleto sa iyong pagkababae?

01:14:04Ano ang kukumpleto sa iyong pagkababae?

01:14:17Last chance, ha?

01:14:18Last chance, ha?

01:14:19Okay.

01:14:21Ano ang kukumpleto sa iyong pagkababae?

01:14:24Bibigyan ka namin ng pagkakataon para mag-isip.

01:14:27Okay.

01:14:28Ano ang kukumpleto sa iyong pagkababae?

01:14:33Sagot.

01:14:42Game na ba?

01:14:44Oo, kanina pa.

01:14:45Game na.

01:14:46Sagot.

01:14:46Game na pa.

01:14:48I believe.

01:14:50Bakit ako may headset?

01:14:53Kakayin ba?

01:14:54Ang daya niyo, ha?

01:14:56Waka-waka.

01:14:59I believe, ladies and gentlemen, this is really...

01:15:03Ayan na yung question.

01:15:06Oo.

01:15:07Ano ang kukumpleto sa iyong pagkababae?

01:15:13Go.

01:15:14Go.

01:15:14Ano, sagot mo?

01:15:15I believe.

01:15:18I believe, ladies and gentlemen, ito ay talagang sobrang seryoso.

01:15:22Nangyari na po talaga ito sa akin.

01:15:25Yun, dati kasi nagkaroon ako ng jowa.

01:15:27Akala niya, akala niya Becky ako.

01:15:29Sa totoo lang.

01:15:31Pero, ang kukumpleto talaga sa pagkababae ko ay yung nagkaanak ako.

01:15:35Si Michaela.

01:15:36Ito ay a kaloob ng Diyos na may kapal.

01:15:39Seryosong answer to, mga kaibigan.

01:15:42And I believe, ladies and gentlemen, and I thank you.

01:15:46Hahaha.

01:15:48Marami ah.

01:15:49Okay, maraming salamat.

01:15:52Hanggang announcement, kung siya man ang mananalo, tignan natin kung maririnig niya.

01:15:56Dapat, dapat.

01:15:57O, pag di siya nag-react, hindi siya mananalo.

01:15:59O, correct, correct.

01:16:00Oo.

01:16:00Muli, madlang people, palapakan natin ang ating top 3 celebrity talakeras.

01:16:07Ngayon niya, anusin na namin ang B-Q&A celebrity talakera.

01:16:112026 second runner-up na mabuwi ng 10,000 pesos sa siya at koron.

01:16:16Army is kunday sa celebrity talakera.

01:16:18Second runner-up.

01:16:22May sumasayong pa doon.

01:16:24Is candidate number...

01:16:273, Candibal Acropathia.

01:16:32Congratulations.

01:16:33Congratulations.

01:16:35To be awarded by Sir Ogyel Gasset and Sean Dumbid.

01:16:43Ano ba talaga?

01:16:44Ano ba yung sa o't yan?

01:16:47May Ogy.

01:16:49Ayan.

01:16:50Again.

01:16:51Please step forward.

01:16:52Number 5 and number 1.

01:16:54Congratulations again.

01:16:55Candibal Acropathia.

01:16:56Ang hihirangin, Miss Q&A.

01:16:58Deliberate talakera 2026.

01:16:59First runner-up ay mag-uwi ng 25,000 pesos sa siya at korona.

01:17:04At ako ko rin na ang Miss Q&A.

01:17:07Celebrity Rayla talakera 2026 ay mag-uwi ng 50,000 pesos sa siya at korona.

01:17:13Ngayong araw, kaninong talakang pinaka-tumata.

01:17:17Our Miss Q&A is our Miss Q&A is our Miss Q&A.

01:17:38Is our Miss Q&A is an F&A edition.

01:17:40Women's division winner.

01:17:43Congratulations.

01:17:45Yeah.

01:17:49Hindi niya alam.

01:17:51Hindi niya alam.

01:17:53Hindi niya alam.

01:17:54Ano nangyayari?

01:18:00Hindi niya alam.

01:18:03Hindi niya alam.

01:18:08Congratulations, Patanumang Etelia.

01:18:10Ikaw ang ating Miss Q&A celebrity playtime edition winner.

01:18:17At dahil ikaw ang nanalo, ikaw rin na magbibigay ng 50,000 pesos sa amin.

01:18:51Any message, Etelia?

01:18:51Kay Verna at saka kay Alora kanina.

01:18:54Tutukan ang kwelang laban ng mga queenpetitive pagdating sa talakang dito sa Miss Q&A.

01:18:59Weyland at talakira 2026.

01:19:01One love people sa laro-laro big bukas.

01:19:03Ang maaaring mapanalunan ng ating players ay 1 million pesos.

01:19:12Happy, happy birthday kina Richelle Pabon, Vin Maxton Velasquez, at Lorraine Kate Gonzalez.

01:19:19Happy birthday.

01:19:20Cons, Remo, Sagisak, and Cons, Armand, Padilla.

01:19:22Happy, happy birthday sa inyo.

01:19:24At abangan din bukas ang production number.

01:19:26Bigati lang ating mga guests.

01:19:27Kaya naman, pakadutukan kami.

01:19:29Kaya maraming salamat lang people, TFC subscribers.

01:19:32Mga madlang show.

01:19:32Kaya naman, kapamilya, KTC Call TV at mga kapuso, magkita kita yung bukas 12 minutes sa our show.

01:19:37Bye, bye, bitch!

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