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Vatandaş Hayri, eşiyle yaşadığı şiddetli geçimsizlikler ve ekonomik zorluklar nedeniyle evliliği çıkmaza giren sıradan bir adam olan Hayri’nin (Aydemir Akbaş), boşanma sürecinde mahkemede haklı çıkabilmek adına evde kasıtlı olarak çıkardığı kavgaları ve sonrasında gelişen absürt olayları konu alır.
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00:10:25My mustache, what's it to you?
00:10:26Oh, and that husband is my husband.
00:10:28I won't let you shave your mustache.
00:10:30My image will become something else.
00:10:32Well, I mean, he has a clean face.
00:10:34You already are like that, Mom.
00:10:36You already are.
00:10:43Did you give him his food?
00:10:44He doesn't eat.
00:10:47He lost his appetite because he was so upset about me.
00:10:51Oh dear, oh dear.
00:10:53Oh, I'm going to bed early.
00:10:57Okay, good night.
00:11:00Good night, zurna.
00:11:03Come on, my little zurna player, come on, my dear.
00:11:13Eat, Uğur, eat.
00:11:15Come on, get up and make some tea.
00:11:17Oh my God, oh Lord.
00:11:18What time is it?
00:11:20Six.
00:11:23Six?
00:11:24Hey, are you in such a hurry?
00:11:25Okay, but come on.
00:11:27Oh dear, the court hearing is at ten o'clock.
00:11:30In a place that's ten steps away.
00:11:32Ten steps.
00:11:33Go ahead and make some tea.
00:11:36Don't be lazy.
00:11:38Oh my God, oh Lord.
00:11:41Save me from this house.
00:11:43Oh Lord, save us from these too.
00:11:46I'm fed up, I'm fed up, God.
00:12:14I'm fed up, I'm fed up, God.
00:12:16Where do you sleep?
00:12:17So, how do I look?
00:12:20What do you mean, how?
00:12:22How?
00:12:23Is it good or bad?
00:12:24Good heavens, how would I know?
00:12:26Look carefully.
00:12:28I look at him, he's just a normal face.
00:12:31The judge isn't going to make a decision just by looking at your face, is he?
00:12:33Is it possible?
00:12:35A person's character is reflected in their face.
00:12:39Why are you laughing now?
00:12:41Don't look at me, you're so angry.
00:12:44Okay, I'm leaving now, bye.
00:12:46Come on.
00:12:46Come on, go a little later.
00:12:48What are you doing? It's only a ten-minute walk.
00:12:51Good heavens, as if you go there every day.
00:12:53It was ten minutes.
00:12:55Did you time it?
00:12:56No, but...
00:12:57But what?
00:12:59Let it hold, let it hold as much as it can.
00:13:02It has some deficiencies, nothing more.
00:13:03You're amazing.
00:13:04You say you didn't keep him alive, and yet you say ten minutes.
00:13:08You're making things up.
00:13:09You are right.
00:13:11Don't treat me like I'm crazy, of course I'm right.
00:13:13People don't claim things they don't know.
00:13:16Hayri, I didn't make a claim, I was just guessing.
00:13:20Pour water after me.
00:13:22You're not going on a trip, you're going to court.
00:13:26Maybe I won't come back.
00:13:28Don't be ridiculous, Hayri.
00:13:30Go get some water.
00:13:32I'll spill it, I'll spill it, come on.
00:13:33Go and get it.
00:13:34Oh my God, you've inflicted this crazy Pedro on me...
00:13:37A glass of meats, wobble.
00:13:44Did you use good quality water?
00:13:45Hamidiye water.
00:13:47Prodigal.
00:13:48Look who's calling me wasteful.
00:13:50I'll pour some regular water on it to shake the whole thing up.
00:13:54Come on.
00:13:57Have a safe trip, and a safe return.
00:13:59Come on, come on.
00:14:01Oh Lord, I repent, I repent.
00:14:03Pat, pat, pat.
00:14:04You told me to pour water, and I poured water.
00:14:06Damn, you soaked my pastries!
00:14:08Dop.
00:14:09Oh, you talk too much, Hayri.
00:14:11Oh no, I'll be late.
00:14:15Pat, pat, pat.
00:14:17Ok.
00:14:18Go and get it again.
00:14:20Oh, oh Hayri, oh.
00:14:24You do it.
00:14:27Take it.
00:14:27Oh come on, bring it.
00:14:29Okay, okay.
00:14:29You've dragged this conversation on for too long.
00:14:31To me.
00:14:32Stand still like a man.
00:14:33Come on, come on, come on.
00:14:34Navy blue.
00:14:35Incompetent.
00:14:36Have a safe journey!
00:14:41He couldn't go, he couldn't go.
00:14:43My foot was raised in the early morning.
00:14:46Month.
00:14:47Month.
00:14:53Calm down, Hayri abi, forgive me.
00:15:00The defendant Hayri is honest.
00:15:02The defendant Hayri is honest.
00:15:04The moon will faint again.
00:15:05Brother Hayri.
00:15:06Brother Hayri.
00:15:07Brother, my dear brother.
00:15:11Thirty million.
00:15:13How am I going to pay?
00:15:14Where can I find it?
00:15:16Ugh, ugh.
00:15:17If I put myself up for sale, they wouldn't let me.
00:15:20How much am I worth?
00:15:30Oh God.
00:15:32Oh God.
00:15:32There's nothing there.
00:15:38Hayri, what are you staring at?
00:15:43Sir.
00:15:55What's going on?
00:15:56Tell me about it.
00:15:59We're looking at the items.
00:16:01From where?
00:16:02I will draw a picture of it.
00:16:03Then I'll open an exhibition.
00:16:05I will earn money and pay off my debt.
00:16:07Look at the question.
00:16:08Why are you looking?
00:16:10To sell.
00:16:11What do we do next?
00:16:13We'll eat on the floor.
00:16:15We'll sit on the floor.
00:16:16We'll sleep on the ground.
00:16:18What if guests arrive?
00:16:19Still, look at the situation, look at the situation.
00:16:21The game is about survival, the butcher is about the meat.
00:16:25I'm going to jail, and he's thinking about that guest.
00:16:27It's clock time again.
00:16:30Gee.
00:16:31Hey, where's the clock?
00:16:33Is there any time left?
00:16:36And take it again.
00:16:38Is there any cure?
00:16:39You pay when you sell it.
00:16:41You be quiet.
00:16:43Keep your thoughts to yourself.
00:16:51Look at me, you idiot.
00:16:52Tighten your seatbelt, okay?
00:16:55From now on, whatever we eat, you will eat the same.
00:16:59Of course, if we can find something to eat.
00:17:10What the hell?
00:17:11None.
00:17:12Did you get the hiccups?
00:17:15Be careful.
00:17:16A pope died of sobbing.
00:17:19Honestly, the deceased will be left lying around.
00:17:24Cry, cry.
00:17:26You're just making things worse for my already low morale.
00:17:34Open the door.
00:17:36Hungry.
00:17:42Hungry.
00:17:43It was just the right time.
00:17:45I'm bothering you.
00:17:46I'm sorry.
00:17:48Is this Mr. Hayri's house?
00:17:50Yes.
00:17:51What was it?
00:17:52I wanted to meet with him.
00:17:55He wrote me a note.
00:17:56Here you go.
00:17:59Here you go.
00:18:05In short...
00:18:08The watches I sold ended up in court because they were sold without invoices.
00:18:12They imposed fines of around thirty million.
00:18:16What happened with your singing career?
00:18:19It was beautiful.
00:18:20Oh, don't be ridiculous.
00:18:22I would be pretty too if I wore that much makeup.
00:18:24Are you jealous?
00:18:25What would I be jealous of?
00:18:32Mom, watch out, she's going to fall.
00:18:34Oh.
00:18:36Month.
00:18:37I found a job.
00:18:38You weren't much of a soloist, huh?
00:18:40No way.
00:18:41Overture.
00:18:42Let it be.
00:18:42Everyone started with the overture.
00:18:45Wait a minute.
00:18:47I have secured my trust in God.
00:18:51I should leave now.
00:18:59Are you finished with your work?
00:19:00Yes, it's over.
00:19:02With your permission, sir.
00:19:03Have a nice day.
00:19:03Here you go.
00:19:07Mom, is it all hers?
00:19:09He stole half of it as a reward from his mother.
00:19:12Month.
00:19:17Month.
00:19:18Month.
00:19:18Month.
00:19:19Month.
00:19:25Let's go.
00:19:27Come on, have some soup.
00:19:28I think he didn't hear.
00:19:30Does he even have the capacity to hear anymore?
00:19:31Lodos turned into a fish.
00:19:33How dare you speak to your father like that?
00:19:34Month.
00:19:35Hayri.
00:19:37Come on, Mom.
00:19:39Come on, let's cool down your soup.
00:19:54Come on, let's cool down your soup.
00:19:57Hayri, come on, let's get your soup cold.
00:20:00Gee.
00:20:02Is this the time for soup?
00:20:04The world's money will be paid.
00:20:06I still have tons of gaps.
00:20:08Oh my, what a strange man you are, Hayri.
00:20:12What does soup have to do with your debt?
00:20:14Come on, have some soup.
00:20:15Come on, is that the style?
00:20:16Mom, come on.
00:20:18My mother is right.
00:20:20Look at me, woman.
00:20:21This debt belongs to Hasan, not Hüseyin.
00:20:23To the state.
00:20:24And it was ordered by the court.
00:20:26Oh, that's even better!
00:20:27Everyone says the state should be responsible for the debt.
00:20:30Who's paying for it anyway?
00:20:32Come on, drink your soup, Mom.
00:20:34My mother is right.
00:20:35Oh God, give me patience.
00:20:37Never mind, dad.
00:20:39Debt is the whip of the brave.
00:20:40Of all the people they could find, they had to find you?
00:20:41Hmph, my son is right.
00:20:43Hmph.
00:20:44My father also said they would find someone while they're lucky.
00:20:47My daughter is right too.
00:20:48We're all right.
00:20:49We are all right as a family.
00:20:51Come here.
00:20:52Come here, my darling.
00:20:53Come.
00:20:54Gee.
00:20:55I swear to God, I'm a eunuch.
00:20:57You ask why I don't have children?
00:20:59I don't even have a tenth of that money.
00:21:01Will the crows bring it?
00:21:02Stop talking nonsense and driving me crazy.
00:21:05Dad, what happens if you can't pay?
00:21:07Straight to jail.
00:21:08He got a bad omen.
00:21:09May God reverse what He has written.
00:21:11Haha.
00:21:12God has nothing better to do.
00:21:14He'll deal with my debt.
00:21:18Can't you borrow money from somewhere?
00:21:21Who lends money to whom these days?
00:21:23I'll give it.
00:21:24My mother is right.
00:21:25My mother is right.
00:21:28My father would give money even if he didn't have it.
00:21:30My father is right too.
00:21:32What if we mortgaged something?
00:21:34My mother is right.
00:21:36That's not a bad idea.
00:21:37What are you going to mortgage?
00:21:39The pressure cooker.
00:21:41Pressure cooker.
00:21:43Pressure cooker.
00:21:45The invoice.
00:21:46Where's the invoice for the pressure cooker?
00:21:48We didn't buy the pressure cooker.
00:21:49Who bought the pressure cooker?
00:21:51The homeowner, Naciye, took the pressure cooker.
00:21:54Haha.
00:21:54Haha.
00:21:55Hey, where are you going?
00:21:57To ask for the receipt for the pressure cooker.
00:22:00Why don't you just call instead of going?
00:22:02There's a phone.
00:22:03How many tons does the phone bill cost?
00:22:06In other words, the pressure cooker trick.
00:22:08Who?
00:22:09The asylum.
00:22:10What do we have to do with a madhouse, for goodness sake?
00:22:13If you keep talking such nonsense, I'll soon end up in a mental asylum.
00:22:17What is the tone number of Necmiye's car?
00:22:19No.
00:22:19Naci's Necmi...
00:22:21Naci's.
00:22:24Two hundred sixty seventy zero seven.
00:22:29How many did he run away?
00:22:30We said two hundred sixty seventy zero seven, didn't we?
00:22:38Necmiye, Necmiye.
00:22:40Come on.
00:22:40Come on.
00:22:42Come on.
00:22:44Gee.
00:22:49My father won't be able to get this written properly.
00:22:51It plays.
00:22:52May God reverse what He has written.
00:22:54May God protect us from such things.
00:22:56You'll say, "No, I told you so."
00:22:58Love took over the performance.
00:22:59Where is my doctor?
00:23:00My brother is right.
00:23:02My sister is right too.
00:23:03But your father is right too.
00:23:05Probably in the toilet.
00:23:07Hello.
00:23:09Mrs. Necmiye.
00:23:10Hello, I'm Naciye.
00:23:12Excuse me, Ms. Naciye.
00:23:15I'm so, so sorry for bothering you.
00:23:18You hadn't gone to bed, had you?
00:23:19No.
00:23:20Who are you?
00:23:22I'm Hayri.
00:23:23Thing.
00:23:23You gave us a pressure cooker as a gift.
00:23:27A pressure cooker?
00:23:28What kind of pressure cooker?
00:23:29Pressure cooker.
00:23:31Thing.
00:23:32Do you have his bill?
00:23:34The invoice?
00:23:35I don't know.
00:23:36Could you give me a call?
00:23:38It's really necessary.
00:23:39Yes.
00:23:40Window pressure cooker.
00:23:42In other words, a pressure cooker.
00:23:45Thank you very much.
00:23:48Mrs. Necmiye.
00:23:50No.
00:23:50Mrs. Naciye.
00:23:52Sleep.
00:23:53Sleep.
00:23:54Gee.
00:23:55I didn't understand anything.
00:24:02Hide the pressure cooker so they can't find it.
00:24:04To where?
00:24:05Look, look.
00:24:06Where does he say "why"?
00:24:08Why?
00:24:09Because if they find me, I'll go to jail for smuggling a pressure cooker.
00:24:14If your intention is to lock me up, that's another matter.
00:24:18My father can't guarantee this will be published.
00:24:21But don't be ridiculous.
00:24:24267.
00:24:25307.
00:24:26267.
00:24:34Gee.
00:24:36Come on, Naciye Hanım.
00:24:38Damn you, woman!
00:24:40Are you deaf?
00:24:41Are you in the toilet?
00:24:44Now in an hour.
00:24:46Hello.
00:24:48Hello.
00:24:49Mrs. Necmiye.
00:24:50Thing.
00:24:51Mrs. Naciye.
00:24:52I'm Hayri.
00:24:54Did you find the receipt for the pressure cooker?
00:24:56The invoice?
00:24:59Unfortunately.
00:25:00Gosh.
00:25:01Thing.
00:25:02You'll take another look, won't you?
00:25:04Otherwise, if they catch me with the pressure cooker, I'm ruined.
00:25:07Thank you, Ms. Necmiye.
00:25:09Thing.
00:25:10Naciye.
00:25:11Naciye.
00:25:12Mrs. Naciye.
00:25:13Bye.
00:25:18What happened?
00:25:21I couldn't find it.
00:25:21What?
00:25:22The cow.
00:25:23Why?
00:25:24Because the mountain ran away.
00:25:26Where is the mountain?
00:25:26It burned down, it's all gone, it's reduced to ashes.
00:25:28Look at what you're asking, why?
00:25:29Oh Lord, forgive me.
00:25:31Oh Lord, forgive me.
00:25:32Mom.
00:25:33Ah.
00:25:34What's wrong with it?
00:25:38What doesn't it have?
00:25:40It's really starting to eat away at his brain.
00:25:42Month.
00:25:43No, no.
00:25:44This won't happen.
00:25:45I know.
00:25:47This is a very good amulet.
00:25:48Just turn the man into a tomb and be done with it.
00:25:51Hayri Baba's tomb.
00:25:53Look at me, repent or you'll be struck down, I swear.
00:25:55Come here and take that whistle off my head.
00:25:59Come on.
00:26:00Come on.
00:26:00What are you waiting for?
00:26:01Come, you sit here.
00:26:02Come on, take that whistle off me.
00:26:03I just can't find it.
00:26:04Come on.
00:26:04Come on.
00:26:05Remove it.
00:26:05May God provide for you if He can.
00:26:07You've driven me crazy.
00:26:08You've annoyed me.
00:26:08Ah.
00:26:10You sit here too.
00:26:11Do your hair.
00:26:11Her hair.
00:26:12Remove it.
00:26:12Ah.
00:26:13What's wrong with me?
00:26:14You too, you wretched soul.
00:26:15What is pektim?
00:26:44Subtitle M.
00:27:14Subtitle M.
00:27:18What is it?
00:27:19What do you think, Hayri abi?
00:27:20Halil, give the money!
00:27:23If I had a gold tooth, I would sell it.
00:27:25Couldn't find it?
00:27:25Not at all.
00:27:27Isn't there anyone wealthy in your family?
00:27:30Yes.
00:27:30Who?
00:27:31I.
00:27:32I'm the richest, understand the rest.
00:27:35What about the lady's family?
00:27:37He has an uncle.
00:27:39Is he here?
00:27:40Here.
00:27:41Where?
00:27:42In the poorhouse.
00:27:43You're kidding.
00:27:45Do I look like I'm joking?
00:27:47Eventually, we'll be heading there too, that's for sure.
00:28:04Why are you laughing, girl?
00:28:05Why are you laughing?
00:28:08That's unbelievable.
00:28:10What is it?
00:28:13If I weren't married, I would be earning 8 million [Turkish Lira].
00:28:178 million?
00:28:19Did you forget?
00:28:20My sister is inheriting what my father left behind.
00:28:23They stopped it when I got married.
00:28:25That's not a small amount of money, Mom.
00:28:2696 million in 12 months.
00:28:29Wow, look at that money!
00:28:338 million.
00:28:35Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear, oh dear, oh dear.
00:28:38The moon is unbelievable.
00:28:408 million hectares.
00:28:40Shakamlik.
00:28:42Oh, our lives would have been saved.
00:28:458 million.
00:28:47It's easier said than done, really.
00:28:49Oh, we would have neither debts nor expenses left.
00:28:528 million.
00:28:56Oh, beautiful God.
00:29:01My sister is inheriting what my father left behind.
00:29:03They cut it off when I married you.
00:29:05Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
00:29:0696 million.
00:29:08Oh my god.
00:29:08Whenever you encounter a police checkpoint
00:29:11If you have the receipt for your blank-firing gun in your pocket
00:29:13and in the eyes of the police
00:29:15If you are well-dressed
00:29:16There are no problems.
00:29:17But the police don't like your type.
00:29:20or if he suspects
00:29:21You could get into trouble.
00:29:24Honestly.
00:29:25If only.
00:29:26If only.
00:29:278 million.
00:29:28Easier said than done!
00:29:30No worries, no sorrows will remain.
00:29:32What a sorrow.
00:29:33Honestly.
00:29:368 million.
00:29:418 million, darling.
00:29:44Oh oh oh.
00:29:46Our lives were saved.
00:29:488 million.
00:29:518 million.
00:29:56That's 8 million.
00:29:58It's easier said than done.
00:30:09What are you thinking?
00:30:13Mischief.
00:30:15Is it devilishness?
00:30:16Don't make me laugh, for God's sake.
00:30:17Who are you?
00:30:18Who is the devil?
00:30:19Laugh.
00:30:21You never know what anyone will do or when they will do it.
00:30:23A docile horse's kick can be powerful.
00:30:25Look at the moon, look at the horse!
00:30:28I would die for you.
00:30:29You'll become a foal, my dear mother.
00:30:31My little foal.
00:30:33Oh my goodness.
00:30:34Kuvriye.
00:30:35What?
00:30:37Would you like us to have 8 million every month?
00:30:40Who wouldn't want that?
00:30:42Is it something we're inheriting from somewhere?
00:30:47We're going to get divorced.
00:30:48You said it yourself.
00:30:50Laugh.
00:30:52What will happen if we get divorced?
00:30:54Use your brain.
00:30:55What?
00:30:56You will receive your father's pension.
00:31:018 million.
00:31:05What do you say?
00:31:07We'll get divorced and live together for a while without remarrying.
00:31:118 million will continue.
00:31:14What's my plan?
00:31:17Oh my Hayri.
00:31:19That's great!
00:31:20Did you search for this for a long time?
00:31:27Tell me your secret.
00:31:30Where do I begin?
00:31:31From the beginning.
00:31:33That was 15 years ago.
00:31:35It's like a fairy tale.
00:31:36I wish we had brought the bed and blankets.
00:31:38So we're going to sleep here?
00:31:41At this rate, that's exactly what's going to happen.
00:31:43Okay, you go on then.
00:31:45It was February.
00:31:48It was February.
00:31:49Huh?
00:31:55Where is my father?
00:31:57He'll be late.
00:31:58Gee.
00:31:59Really?
00:32:01Do you know you can manage without grandmothers?
00:32:04You had a husband, didn't you?
00:32:05Where did he go?
00:32:07To the tavern.
00:32:07I can't be.
00:32:08Alone?
00:32:08Let's just imagine what happened to me here.
00:32:11Is there no way to let him know?
00:32:13I'm going to bed, Mommy. Good night.
00:32:15Anyway.
00:32:16The young lady who came here said she would withdraw her complaint if I had had enough.
00:32:19If he does that, you're saved.
00:32:22Okay, we're not like that at all, honestly.
00:32:24He's such a liar.
00:32:29So, where were we?
00:32:32At the meeting.
00:32:33With whom?
00:32:34With Huriye.
00:32:35Oh, where did we meet?
00:32:38That's up to you.
00:32:39You're the one who met Huriye.
00:32:40Oh, we met there.
00:32:42Where was that place, you know, the one where they were doing that thing?
00:32:46Brother, forget about meeting them.
00:32:48You get married.
00:32:50There's still the engagement ceremony to come.
00:32:52If I were to describe the engagement, oh my god...
00:32:55No, come on, tell me your secret.
00:32:57The pub is closing.
00:32:59I'll be there shortly.
00:33:03I went out to collect peat.
00:33:05I love peat.
00:33:07Faint on the turnip.
00:33:08You know, the red one that's black on the outside.
00:33:10I don't like red.
00:33:12Finished.
00:33:12Oh God.
00:33:17Mother.
00:33:20Where is my father?
00:33:21In the tavern.
00:33:23In the tavern.
00:33:24What a pity.
00:33:25I would like to see this movie.
00:33:27Doesn't that count as missing something?
00:33:28I really need you like this.
00:33:29I'll tell you tomorrow.
00:33:30I'm sure he wrote that he'll be arriving very soon.
00:33:34Move aside, I'm watching.
00:33:38That's the point.
00:33:39The courier's salary was cut off when he married me.
00:33:43What do you say about this situation?
00:33:45Is that even possible?
00:33:46In spades?
00:33:48Begin the process tomorrow.
00:33:50What kind of treatment?
00:33:52Divorce proceedings.
00:33:54This one is just like a cake that doesn't rise, it's all lumpy.
00:34:08Brother Hayri.
00:34:10Brother Hayri.
00:34:12Brother Hayri.
00:34:16Brother Hayri.
00:34:17Let's go.
00:34:31Brother Hayri.
00:34:45Brother Hayri.
00:34:46Welcome to our company.
00:34:49Mr. Hayri, this is my house.
00:34:51Is it yours?
00:34:52Yes, your apartment was downstairs.
00:34:55No, it means it's underneath.
00:34:58Our house is downstairs.
00:35:00Sorry.
00:35:03So I...
00:35:05This way, Mr. Hayri.
00:35:10Sorry.
00:35:12Sorry.
00:35:14Alperosim, my boy.
00:35:17Come with a very good injection.
00:35:25Take it...
00:35:30Take it...
00:35:32Take it...
00:35:33Take it...
00:35:35Take it...
00:35:36Take it...
00:35:36Take it...
00:35:38Take it...
00:35:38No.
00:35:45Thank you for watching.
00:36:36Thank you for watching.
00:36:39We can't sleep at all here. We just wanted to sleep for two minutes.
00:36:41Oh my God, they're fighting again.
00:36:43Go have your fight in your room, brother.
00:36:46Oh my God.
00:36:48Hayri.
00:36:49Hayri.
00:36:50Get up from the ground, oh my God, get up!
00:36:52Okay, I'm fed up with you guys.
00:36:55We just wanted to take a two-minute nap, and you ruined it for us.
00:37:00Hayri.
00:37:11So, good bibs are great.
00:37:15Get up, my child, and go check on your father.
00:37:18Why aren't you looking?
00:37:19My daughter has been picking on me lately, you know.
00:37:22I don't want to be seen by him.
00:37:24Come on, my dear, don't be lazy.
00:37:25Are you asking for rent for your feet, my son?
00:37:28Oh my mother.
00:37:30Don't be lazy.
00:37:36Father.
00:37:38Father.
00:37:39Oh my dear.
00:37:48How?
00:37:50It's difficult to get up.
00:37:51I told her I was doing her a favor.
00:37:53I was poisoned by alcohol.
00:37:55Then she won't notice me, let me take a look.
00:37:58You're so unnoticed!
00:38:06Oh dear.
00:38:08Who are you?
00:38:09Who's drinking?
00:38:11You got drunk after one shot.
00:38:13Oh my dear.
00:38:15He doesn't know how to drink with his mouth.
00:38:17You got drunk after one shot.
00:38:19It'll explode if you strike a match.
00:38:22Who do you think you are, drinking?
00:38:24O Lord of the worlds.
00:38:25Ah.
00:38:26Oh dear.
00:38:28Oh dear.
00:38:29Ah.
00:38:29Ah.
00:38:31Ah.
00:38:32Ah.
00:38:33Ah.
00:38:33Ah.
00:38:39It's evening already.
00:38:40It still hasn't gotten up.
00:38:41Should we call a doctor?
00:38:43Oh dear, what can a doctor possibly do for a drunk man?
00:38:47He gets up when the effects of the alcohol wear off.
00:38:50Will it take this long?
00:38:52It depends on what you've been drinking.
00:38:53He's not used to it.
00:38:54It was hit.
00:39:00How are you, Dad?
00:39:02Hayri, how are you? Are you well?
00:39:05Oh my god, she's like a model, really a model.
00:39:08Oh, a spastic mannequin.
00:39:11Sit down, sit down.
00:39:12Sit down.
00:39:19The moon is about to throw up, seriously.
00:39:21The moon is about to throw up, seriously.
00:39:24Hayri.
00:39:25Oh my dear Hayri.
00:39:27Hayri.
00:39:28Don't bother with it.
00:39:29What will you like?
00:39:30What will you like?
00:39:31What will you like?
00:39:31Okay, fine.
00:39:34Hayri.
00:39:35How are you?
00:39:37Have you made a decision?
00:39:39Whereat?
00:39:40Regarding the divorce issue.
00:39:42May God help us.
00:39:45You're going to divorce me.
00:39:47Why is that?
00:39:48It seems it's easier for a woman to get a divorce.
00:39:51Oh, I couldn't bear to hurt you, Hayri.
00:39:53Gee.
00:39:54Prearranged.
00:39:56Then we'll fight.
00:39:58Oh, I'll hurt you so much.
00:40:00We've never fought before.
00:40:02You're going to fire me.
00:40:05Okay, don't say "I can't bear to see you like that."
00:40:07Is it ok?
00:40:08Oh my God, look at the state we're in for the sake of eight million.
00:40:13They live separately for a month or two.
00:40:14Then we'll live together before we get married.
00:40:17Oh, what am I going to do without you for a month or two?
00:40:20No Kazakhs.
00:40:24Our first order of business tomorrow will be to fight.
00:40:28Since I have the chance, I'll give you a good beating.
00:40:32Like this.
00:40:34Like this.
00:40:36Like this.
00:40:44Courier.
00:40:46Courier.
00:40:48What's happening?
00:40:50Come on, get up.
00:40:53Why is it nothing?
00:40:54We're going to fight.
00:40:57Are we going to fight?
00:40:59From where?
00:40:59Gee.
00:41:00Are you going senile, woman?
00:41:02We talked last night, remember?
00:41:03We're going to fight and get divorced.
00:41:05Even after the divorce, you will still receive the pension you are entitled to.
00:41:10At this hour, Hayri?
00:41:12Gee.
00:41:13You've become completely idiotic.
00:41:15Seriously, is there a set time for a husband and wife to argue?
00:41:19Oh, I don't know, Hayri, we've never fought before.
00:41:23Come on, get up, get ready.
00:41:25Come on.
00:41:26Gee.
00:41:28I'm still half-asleep.
00:41:31I'll punch you and you'll come to your senses.
00:41:35I'll sink into the ground with a slap from the moon.
00:41:37We won't be sniffing each other.
00:41:38We're going to fight.
00:41:39Is a slap really necessary?
00:41:40That would be convincing.
00:41:43Don't hit it too hard, though.
00:41:46The children will be very upset.
00:41:48Leave the children alone for now.
00:41:49Why would we fight?
00:41:51What will become of us?
00:41:53Can it be the reason for a husband and wife to argue?
00:41:55It comes out of everything you fight over.
00:41:57But a reason is needed.
00:41:59It's not necessary, though.
00:42:02For example, let's say you were jealous of me.
00:42:05From whom?
00:42:06From a woman.
00:42:07Is there such a person?
00:42:08No.
00:42:10How else would I be jealous?
00:42:12Gee.
00:42:13But you dragged it out too long.
00:42:15We're going to have a fight down there.
00:42:16You just don't tell anyone about me, and that's that.
00:42:20That's enough.
00:42:21Go ahead and shout.
00:42:22Shout.
00:42:23You shout first.
00:42:26Shame on you.
00:42:28Come on girl, come on.
00:42:30Go ahead and shout.
00:42:31Oh no.
00:42:32At least the children should get up.
00:42:33They will be scared in their sleep.
00:42:37Come on, Mom.
00:42:39Let them get up first.
00:42:42Come on.
00:42:45Come on.
00:43:15Thank you for watching.
00:43:20Mom, what's wrong?
00:43:21What's wrong with you?
00:43:24You're trembling.
00:43:25What?
00:43:26You're trembling.
00:43:27From coffee too.
00:43:28In this weather, Mom?
00:43:30Is something wrong?
00:43:33Hey, what's going on?
00:43:36I was trembling.
00:43:37I just need good health and well-being.
00:43:39Wow, you're amazing!
00:43:41Go ahead and have your breakfast.
00:43:54Is your mother inside?
00:43:56Inside.
00:44:01There's something going on with these.
00:44:04You are right.
00:44:05I'm always right.
00:44:07But my mother and father are right too.
00:44:10He he.
00:44:14Is it ok?
00:44:17What happened?
00:44:18What happened, woman?
00:44:19Tell me.
00:44:21Her lineage became suspicious.
00:44:23"You're trembling," he said.
00:44:24Oh Lord, forgive me.
00:44:25That's even better.
00:44:26I saw you looking angry.
00:44:28Let's begin.
00:44:30Hayri, what if we did it after the children leave?
00:44:33Or read it.
00:44:35I wouldn't be able to bring myself to hurt them.
00:44:37It's as if I'm the one doing the harm.
00:44:39What should we do?
00:44:39They need that money too.
00:44:41They will benefit from that money too.
00:44:43Don't you understand?
00:44:45Hayri, please let's wait for them to leave.
00:44:47Please.
00:44:51Alright.
00:44:53Alright.
00:44:55For the first time, you're right.
00:45:02Are you leaving?
00:45:04We're leaving.
00:45:05Come on.
00:45:07Okay, see you later, Mom.
00:45:08Take care of yourselves.
00:45:09You describe the second half of the film.
00:45:22Is it ok?
00:45:24Okay, okay.
00:45:25Let's go, Bitmilla.
00:45:28Look what we endure for a sum of money.
00:45:31Start.
00:45:32You start.
00:45:33Shall we flip a coin?
00:45:36Why are you shouting?
00:45:38Here you go.
00:45:39You're shouting too!
00:45:41Look at me, look at me.
00:45:43What do I see?
00:45:45I'll rip your tongue out.
00:45:47None.
00:45:48If you're a man, break it yourself.
00:45:50Are you a woman?
00:45:53Are you a man?
00:45:55You should focus on yourself first.
00:45:56What do you think?
00:46:00I'm the one who's fed up with you, you bastard.
00:46:03I'm going to divorce you!
00:46:13Is it my blood that's real?
00:46:15What are you even?
00:46:17What are you?
00:46:17What happened?
00:46:19What happened?
00:46:20Get lost!
00:46:21Month!
00:46:21Stomp around, scream, scream!
00:46:24Month!
00:46:25Month!
00:46:27Month!
00:46:27Month!
00:46:27Month!
00:46:29Month!
00:46:29Month!
00:46:29Month!
00:46:30Month!
00:46:31Month!
00:46:31Month!
00:46:32Month!
00:46:33Were you the kind of man who would get married?
00:46:35Month!
00:46:36Were you the kind of woman who would be taken, huh?
00:46:38Month!
00:46:39How much did you chase after me?
00:46:42You stayed home, you stayed at home.
00:46:45I bought it because I felt sorry for you.
00:46:47Huh!
00:46:48People were coming and going as they pleased.
00:46:51What's up?
00:46:52Just tell me one.
00:46:54Did you forget the engineer?
00:46:56Huh!
00:46:57He was an engineer.
00:46:59Huh!
00:46:59He was a journeyman, a foreman.
00:47:01He was a laborer, a real worker.
00:47:02Give me my shoes and eat them.
00:47:05Huh!
00:47:14Huh!
00:47:15Huh!
00:47:17Huh!
00:47:18Huh!
00:47:19Huh!
00:47:19Get out of here, you stupid woman, she's stupid, stupid!
00:47:22What will happen?
00:47:22For aught I know?
00:47:22That's unbelievable.
00:47:24Ill mannered!
00:47:26Speak truthfully!
00:47:27Speak truthfully!
00:47:29What are you going to do if I don't talk?
00:47:32If you hit something, you'll hit a wall too.
00:47:41Where's your manliness?
00:47:44Huh?
00:47:45Well done, well done.
00:47:47Try to divorce me if you dare!
00:47:50Huh!
00:47:51Huh!
00:47:53Huh!
00:47:54Huh!
00:47:55Huh!
00:47:55Huh!
00:47:55Huh!
00:47:56Huh!
00:47:57Huh!
00:48:00Huh!
00:48:00Is that even possible, darling?
00:48:02Huh!
00:48:03Huh!
00:48:05Huh!
00:48:05Huh!
00:48:06Huh!
00:48:07Huh!
00:48:07Huh!
00:48:09Huh!
00:48:11Huh!
00:48:18Huh!
00:48:27Huh!
00:48:28I'm still wearing the same clothes I wore when I left home, what are you wearing, huh?
00:48:33Huh!
00:48:33What did you bring, man?
00:48:35Shame on you!
00:48:46Huh!
00:48:48Huh!
00:48:49Huh!
00:48:50Huh!
00:48:57Huh!
00:49:03Huh!
00:49:05Huh!
00:49:05Huh!
00:49:06Huh!
00:49:07Huh!
00:49:08Huh!
00:49:08Huh!
00:49:09Huh!
00:49:10Huh!
00:49:33Huh!
00:49:39Hmmm
00:49:40God's punishment, brother.
00:49:42What happened, Mr. Hayri?
00:49:43Aren't you a snow nation? May your roots be destroyed!
00:49:46Cow wife
00:49:50If you don't divorce me, then let them not call me a houri either.
00:49:54Even if it's just one trip
00:49:56I couldn't care less about that cow woman.
00:49:59I cared so much.
00:50:01Get out of here!
00:50:02Shoo
00:50:03Even if it's just one trip, even if it's just one trip
00:50:06I'll see what he does.
00:50:10Where are those days?
00:50:12I couldn't care less, I was all excited and excited.
00:50:14Shikidim shikidim
00:50:15Dance with a shıkıdım shıkıdım
00:50:17You'll see how stylish I am.
00:50:32Istahtci
00:50:33He will go blind
00:50:35I was doing ten somersaults even when choosing a toilet seat.
00:50:38May God damn you.
00:50:39Is this electrician coming soon?
00:50:42Get out of here!
00:50:43Get out of here! Do whatever you want!
00:50:46Come here, I'll break your legs!
00:50:48Shoo!
00:50:49You ran away, you bastard!
00:50:51That's enough, that's enough!
00:50:52That's enough! This idiocy has gone too far!
00:50:55What happened, Mr. Hayri?
00:50:57Damn, aren't they all women?
00:50:59Water from Cyprus to the roots, to the roots!
00:51:03Gee!
00:51:04What happened after all these years?
00:51:06That's enough!
00:51:07I've been doing it for twenty-five years!
00:51:08That's the end of the manual labor!
00:51:10That's enough!
00:51:12Great, great! Goodbye!
00:51:14Bye!
00:51:19My space, pull yourself together inside!
00:51:22Month!
00:51:27Month!
00:51:29You wouldn't know that, brother!
00:51:32You wouldn't know it!
00:51:33Okay, okay, stop crying, just stop it!
00:51:36I dedicated a full twenty-five years to it!
00:51:38What are you going to do, mom?
00:51:39That's how my male counterparts are!
00:51:41I gave him exactly twenty-five years!
00:51:44I dedicated a full twenty-five years to it!
00:51:46May God punish you!
00:51:48May that ill-mannered fellow get what he deserves from God!
00:51:51Twenty-five years of my life!
00:51:52Is this fair to me?
00:51:53Is this fair to me in the eyes of God?
00:51:55Oh my God!
00:52:04Oh, the fight!
00:52:05Fighting is really tough!
00:52:07It feels like I've been carrying stones!
00:52:09May God help those who are fighting!
00:52:13Ugh!
00:52:13Anyway!
00:52:14Let's finish this job properly!
00:52:17Ugh!
00:52:20Stop crying, just let it go!
00:52:22Don't cry, my dear!
00:52:24How can I not cry, neighbors!
00:52:27Oh dear!
00:52:28Aaaa!
00:52:29I dedicated a full twenty-five years to it!
00:52:31Heartless bastard!
00:52:32Does it seem like he's gotten up for me?
00:52:34They say I stayed home all day!
00:52:36Shoo!
00:52:39Stop crying!
00:52:40Was I really stuck with someone like you?
00:52:44She was calculating the cost of a roll of toilet paper!
00:52:47What will become of that stingy fellow?
00:52:48Aaaa!
00:52:49Aaaa!
00:52:50Aaaa!
00:52:51Aaaa!
00:52:52Aaaa!
00:52:56Aaaa!
00:52:56What happened?
00:52:57Let me make a phone call!
00:53:02Hehehe!
00:53:02May God reverse what He has written!
00:53:05Here I write it down!
00:53:07No way!
00:53:07I deleted it!
00:53:08So I'm a spendthrift, am I?
00:53:09Wow!
00:53:10Ungrateful!
00:53:11Did you get it?
00:53:12I would flirt for days just to go to a barber and get my hair dyed!
00:53:16Mhm!
00:53:16Ungrateful wretch!
00:53:20What a waste of all my effort!
00:53:23Don't get angry, mom!
00:53:26May God damn you!
00:53:29Oh, welcome Hayri abi!
00:53:33Here you go, sir!
00:53:34Be my guest!
00:53:34Azmi, can I make a phone call from here?
00:53:37What do you mean, sir? The office is yours, please come in!
00:53:39Here you go, sir!
00:53:39Thank!
00:53:51You proposed!
00:53:53Meat, meat!
00:53:54Look!
00:53:54Look what happened to you!
00:54:00Hello!
00:54:01Hello!
00:54:04What's up?
00:54:06We don't know what to do without our grandmothers!
00:54:08I'm a spendthrift, you see!
00:54:09Because you had a husband!
00:54:10Yes, but it was too far!
00:54:12May your neck be broken, I'm sure!
00:54:13How could they do this to me?!
00:54:15How could they do this to me!
00:54:17I hope your name doesn't get associated with Hayri's name!
00:54:19Anyway!
00:54:21What's wrong?
00:54:22Can't you speak?
00:54:23Have the children returned?
00:54:25No!
00:54:37Why did it close?
00:54:38Why would an employee hang up the phone? I hung up!
00:54:41I don't believe what you're saying!
00:54:44The truth is an ideal...
00:54:45Because I've decided to leave you, Mr. Hayri!
00:54:48Aren't we going to break up anyway?
00:54:51The old pine trees have become glasses, Mr. Hayri!
00:54:54This time I'm leaving seriously!
00:54:56Kısa's trusted man!
00:54:57How serious?
00:54:59What are you talking about, girl?
00:55:01Hayri, I've seriously decided to divorce you!
00:55:04What are you talking about?
00:55:05Have you lost your mind?
00:55:08Why?
00:55:09We just had a fight as a joke!
00:55:11This was anything but a joke!
00:55:14You poured your heart out!
00:55:16I'm a spendthrift, aren't I?
00:55:18I was an old maid before I married you, huh!
00:55:22Girl, don't be silly!
00:55:23Those words were said out of necessity during the fight!
00:55:26Isn't that the kind of thing people say during a fight?
00:55:28We were just acting!
00:55:30You weren't faking it!
00:55:32You were speaking sincerely!
00:55:34I'm divorcing you, that's all!
00:55:39Hello!
00:55:41Huriye!
00:55:42Hello!
00:55:44Is this guy crazy?
00:55:46Gee!
00:55:48Get yourself into trouble!
00:55:51Oh no, I can't take it anymore!
00:55:53I'll get it here now!
00:55:58Put your troubles on the zurna (a type of Turkish wind instrument)!
00:56:00To the zurna!
00:56:01Adam Choy!
00:56:03Choy!
00:56:05Huriye!
00:56:06Huriye!
00:56:08What happened to this woman?
00:56:10It turned into a joke!
00:56:13Huriye!
00:56:13Huriye!
00:56:14Huriye!
00:56:15Huriye girl!
00:56:17Huriye!
00:56:21Huriye!
00:56:22Gee!
00:56:24Has he gone crazy?
00:56:25Is he kidding?
00:56:29Long story short, your father won't be coming to this house anymore!
00:56:34Because we're getting divorced!
00:56:35Stop joking, Mom!
00:56:37No joke!
00:56:38I'm divorcing him!
00:56:39From where?
00:56:41It's none of your business!
00:56:46It was obvious from the morning!
00:56:47My mother is right!
00:56:48But my father is right!
00:56:50You and I are both right!
00:57:08What's wrong?
00:57:09Look at me!
00:57:10You're being annoying!
00:57:11Come on mom, you sing!
00:57:13To the singer!
00:57:14I'll go, really!
00:57:16Ayola, what have I done to you?!
00:57:18He doesn't have a single healthy tooth in his mouth!
00:57:21You've lost all hope and only your lament remains!
00:57:24Be!
00:57:25I could have fifty of them if I just waved my hand!
00:57:28He he he!
00:57:30Kodri meydan, my mother!
00:57:32Let's see where you'll land!
00:57:35Random liver!
00:57:37Random!
00:57:40Random!
00:57:44She could have fifty men if she just waved her hand!
00:57:46I'll at least put on a smile!
00:57:51He's gone crazy!
00:57:52Gene has gone crazy!
00:58:02He stopped again!
00:58:07Hello!
00:58:10Hello!
00:58:11Huriye!
00:58:12Girl Huriye!
00:58:14Huriye!
00:58:20Hello!
00:58:22Hello!
00:58:23Who are you?
00:58:29Did you hear Zorba's voice?
00:58:35He caught a cold!
00:58:37He's completely lost his mind!
00:58:39It's a good thing we got a job!
00:58:46Come!
00:58:52Huriye!
00:58:54Girl Huriye!
00:58:56Huriye!
00:58:59Now I've got you, you filthy pervert!
00:59:01Walk!
00:59:02What a pervert!
00:59:03Come on, walk away, you disgusting pervert!
00:59:04Wait a minute!
00:59:04I told you to walk!
00:59:05Walk!
00:59:05Walk!
00:59:07Enter!
00:59:12Officer, I caught a pervert!
00:59:14Is he a pervert?
00:59:15Yes, officer!
00:59:17He was looking in through the window of the house, officer!
00:59:19Bring it in!
00:59:21Yes sir!
00:59:24Come here!
00:59:26Come here!
00:59:26Come in!
00:59:30Gee!
00:59:32Wasn't this our watchmaker?
00:59:35I think it's him!
00:59:37What was its name?
00:59:40Hoppala!
00:59:43Now we understand!
00:59:51Is it you again?
00:59:55What was your name?
00:59:58My name is Hayri Dürüst!
01:00:01Honest!
01:00:02I guess you don't quite live up to your last name!
01:00:06Honestly, I'm not a pervert, officer!
01:00:09That's my home!
01:00:11Your house?
01:00:16Why were you looking out the window while hiding?
01:00:20Without making a sound!
01:00:24It would take a long time to explain!
01:00:26My wife and I are fighting!
01:00:29If you don't believe me, ask around!
01:00:32Why did you fight?
01:00:35I can't tell you!
01:00:37You won't believe it!
01:00:39Tell me, tell me!
01:00:40Go ahead and tell me!
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01:01:04Lovely, lovely!
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