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00:00:10Oh, come on.
00:00:43That should be on.
00:00:46And now I've got to turn on the little verticals of view because it shows all because I don't
00:00:53know how to get it to work better with the game view.
00:00:58So I just do display capture on that one rather than fiddle and fiddle and fiddle.
00:01:25I always love how loud that shing is.
00:01:30I don't.
00:01:36I can't believe I have Mr. Fister level 71, 27 hours, and we're like, let's start over.
00:01:44Well, why not?
00:01:46I know.
00:01:46We should start over because it's like when you loaded in that one time, you're like, where
00:01:53am I?
00:01:53Where are you?
00:01:54Yeah, fucking boy town.
00:01:56Yeah.
00:01:57How did I get down here?
00:02:01All right.
00:02:02Are you human?
00:02:04No.
00:02:04Underneath the bridge?
00:02:06Okay.
00:02:08I've got to do a little pressure hollowing at the fire.
00:02:13I know.
00:02:14I'm working on it.
00:02:27There's no sprint up a ladder, right?
00:02:30Nope.
00:02:30I didn't think so.
00:02:31Not this one.
00:02:33And once you start sliding down a ladder, you can't stop either.
00:02:39All right.
00:02:39I'm human under the bridge.
00:02:41Same room where I was?
00:02:43Yep.
00:02:46Mike Hawk.
00:02:54The dragon's throwing a fit for some reason.
00:02:58Yeah.
00:03:08Oh, there it is.
00:03:16There it goes.
00:03:30I want you to get to see...
00:03:35The glory.
00:03:42You don't like my face?
00:03:44You look wicked.
00:03:45I tried to do like a puckered butthole mouth.
00:03:49You did.
00:03:50Yeah.
00:03:51I thought I did pretty well.
00:03:55Dude, the vein in my arm.
00:03:57I know.
00:03:58I was looking at that.
00:04:01It's because of the broadswords.
00:04:04Yeah.
00:04:04I'm not going to be able to use it for a while.
00:04:07Right?
00:04:08It's heavy.
00:04:10Uh, not too much.
00:04:12My sword is three.
00:04:14That's six.
00:04:15I don't have enough strength.
00:04:19Okay, it's not yet.
00:04:20Oh, but you can already roll with it.
00:04:22Because I have havils.
00:04:24Yeah, I know.
00:04:26Ugh.
00:04:27Oh, you can two-hand it though, like I can.
00:04:29Yeah.
00:04:31Can I block like this normally?
00:04:35Yeah.
00:04:36Okay, so I guess I could just quick switch.
00:04:39Yeah.
00:04:39Your weapon will just bounce.
00:04:41Yeah, good bye.
00:04:43It only gave me two flasks?
00:04:46Yeah.
00:04:46I had ten.
00:04:48Yeah.
00:04:51Isn't that insane?
00:04:54Okay.
00:05:08I still can't one-shot him.
00:05:16It is a sick-looking sword.
00:05:19Even though it's a plain sword, dude.
00:05:21It's just good.
00:05:25It feels kind of good to be back in the Souls realm.
00:05:30It does.
00:05:33Alright.
00:05:35Ready to go up to the right?
00:05:37Yep.
00:05:45Oh my god.
00:05:53They're not.
00:05:55Apparently they're coming up the stairs.
00:05:58Not this time, apparently.
00:06:01Well.
00:06:04Oh, how did I dodge that?
00:06:08Frame-perfect dodge.
00:06:11Dude, I wish I had that video saved.
00:06:14Hmm.
00:06:18Ooh!
00:06:20I thought it was on the wall.
00:06:22Yeah.
00:06:45There's still a knife.
00:06:46There's still a knife.
00:06:47There's still a knife.
00:06:48Flush attack.
00:06:59Alright.
00:07:00What button throws?
00:07:04Axe the use button.
00:07:13uh he didn't care he did not care i'll try another one
00:07:27can i hit him from here no yes it's not dead yet though
00:07:42we did it smooth as silk all right um swap
00:08:06where are you going me yeah this is the black knight oh right yeah
00:08:19i'm a black knight killer
00:08:22it's back here right yep should be an entrance to the left it's a ladder and the staircase oh i
00:08:29can't go in
00:08:31there's there i'm just kidding uh no i can i don't really care
00:08:40all right nope i want the shield
00:08:51hi buddy
00:08:57don't forget there's always that other uh black knight too you can always get his greatsword still
00:09:07yeah you got him
00:09:12oh that was cheese
00:09:25oh
00:09:27he backstab him yeah
00:09:34nope
00:09:38we gotta abuse him we gotta bully him
00:09:45good job
00:09:47just a chunk hey that's still good yeah and souls
00:09:53um i'm gonna go uh
00:10:00i have no estus
00:10:04is there a fire behind or do i backtrack
00:10:08you gotta backtrack
00:10:09all right
00:10:15how is the claymore so far it's actually really nice
00:10:31should i rest at the fire or just no balls it no i haven't used any estus
00:10:36but my side's back down in the exact spot
00:10:40i always hate walking under this bridge
00:10:43i know what you mean it's so easy to die in this game
00:11:07oh there it is
00:11:08oh there it is
00:11:35you know for its age it looks pretty decent
00:11:39it does
00:11:49it
00:11:50you
00:11:50it
00:11:50it
00:11:50it
00:11:50it
00:11:50it
00:11:50it
00:11:50it
00:11:51it
00:12:17Oh, he almost got me.
00:12:26Oh, that motherfucker.
00:13:01Oh, wait.
00:13:01God damn it.
00:13:07This is practice.
00:13:09For long, though.
00:13:12Oh, God.
00:13:13Remember how long it took us to figure out how to even get inside?
00:13:17Yeah, we had to look it up.
00:13:18Yeah.
00:13:19They were evil for that shit.
00:13:23But it was awesome.
00:13:25Yep.
00:13:28Nothing else, right?
00:13:29Yep, I don't see anything.
00:13:40Oh, shit.
00:13:49Oh, careful.
00:13:50You'll carry.
00:13:52Carry that.
00:13:53You filthy cashmere.
00:13:58What?
00:13:59Is he alive?
00:14:01What?
00:14:01I can't see his health.
00:14:04Oh.
00:14:04Do you hear that?
00:14:06We have been invaded.
00:14:08Just swapping up.
00:14:27Probably ain't going to be good for us, brother.
00:14:29I know.
00:14:30We haven't PVP'd in forever.
00:14:33Should we try to make a run back to the fire?
00:14:37To the fire?
00:14:38Why?
00:14:39In case he dies, it's closer.
00:14:44I guess we could.
00:14:46Or we just progress.
00:14:47It don't matter to me.
00:14:59Oh, there he is.
00:15:01Uh, bye.
00:15:04Let's continue on if he's not going to do nothing.
00:15:08Oh.
00:15:10I don't like the sound of that.
00:15:19I forgot I have to two-hand this.
00:15:25He's going to kill me because of you, brother.
00:15:35Oh, fuck.
00:15:39I'm dead.
00:15:43Oh, my God.
00:15:51That range.
00:15:53What was that?
00:15:58That did nothing?
00:16:01I'm dead.
00:16:02In one hit.
00:16:06I'm dead.
00:16:08I'm dead.
00:16:09I'm dead.
00:16:10I'm dead.
00:16:11I'm dead.
00:16:12I'm dead.
00:16:12I'm dead.
00:16:13Oh, he missed.
00:16:16I got a broadsword.
00:16:19What?
00:16:29What's up, Vaxo?
00:16:33Vax or Vaxo?
00:16:35How you doing?
00:16:37Did he go up this way?
00:16:38Yeah.
00:16:39And go down.
00:16:42Spear dude and the other dude's going to be here?
00:16:47Yeah.
00:16:49He ran to the left.
00:16:51Ow.
00:16:53Oh.
00:17:03That spear dude fucked me up.
00:17:05I had no Estus.
00:17:06Yeah.
00:17:09I see him.
00:17:10Is that him?
00:17:11Waiting?
00:17:12Yup.
00:17:16Dude, we can out-weight him.
00:17:18Out-weight him if we have to.
00:17:20Very true.
00:17:22Instrumental.
00:17:38Shoutout.
00:17:42We can be with you.
00:17:56I guess, do you want to go see our friend?
00:18:01Sure, let me go first.
00:18:02Nah, it's fine.
00:18:03I got two asses.
00:18:12We could open up the...
00:18:14I don't see him anymore, by the way.
00:18:17Neither do I.
00:18:20Yeah, but this is a better fighting spot.
00:18:23Alright, I'm on my way back.
00:18:24I'm on my way back.
00:18:29Oh, God.
00:18:31Where were you?
00:18:32I went the other way.
00:18:34Why?
00:18:35When I said I could open up for the fire.
00:18:37No.
00:18:38If I open the shortcut, if I dive to...
00:18:41Monk a monk.
00:18:43At least I can get back.
00:18:46Oh, there he just buffed his weapon.
00:18:51He's low on Estus.
00:18:53Bet he is.
00:19:00He's trying to stunt on me.
00:19:01You see that?
00:19:10Oh, why did I catch him?
00:19:13I don't know.
00:19:14But he's still alive.
00:19:17Oh.
00:19:21His connection's wrong.
00:19:29I got him.
00:19:33I got him.
00:19:34I got him.
00:19:34Point down.
00:19:37How many Estus do you got left?
00:19:39Oh, I had to drink one, and now I'm at two, and I'm half health.
00:19:43All right, so do you want to go back, then?
00:19:46Well, I opened up the shortcut, so it'll be easy now.
00:19:50Okay.
00:19:51Why is there red mist?
00:19:52Do I...
00:19:52What?
00:19:53Where he died?
00:19:55Pick it up?
00:19:56Yeah, I had to run back for it.
00:19:58What?
00:19:59Humanity acquired.
00:20:01Heck yeah.
00:20:03Also, Vex.
00:20:04Or Vaxo.
00:20:06Left could never say a word.
00:20:09I think.
00:20:10I said hello back, nothing.
00:20:12Nothing.
00:20:16Okay, well, it's good to know the game is still alive.
00:20:19Yup.
00:20:21That guy, though, it seems like he's a dedicated invader.
00:20:27Oh, yeah.
00:20:28I'm going to wait until I can get strength up a little bit to use that sword.
00:20:34Okay.
00:20:34For moments like that, it's annoying having to switch.
00:20:43I love the sword, but if I can...
00:20:49Give me one moment, I see your sign, but I gotta go sit, because I forgot where the fire was
00:20:53for a second.
00:21:11He was a very mighty opponent, though, dude.
00:21:17Agreed.
00:21:18I'm surprised we actually got him.
00:21:19I had the smallest smidge.
00:21:23When I went to low screen, I heard the death noise and honestly thought you died.
00:21:28Nope, I got lucky.
00:21:31The broadsword man.
00:21:41Oh, there it is.
00:21:42Oh, there it is.
00:22:02Nice.
00:22:09Don't forget the one we have.
00:22:15This guy just...
00:22:17There.
00:22:21Bitch.
00:22:22Got what he deserved.
00:22:31I don't know how that rat hit me.
00:22:33That's horse crap.
00:22:39I don't know how that rat hit me.
00:22:45I don't know.
00:22:46Did you kick me?
00:22:47No.
00:22:49Oh, I must have morphed into you too closely.
00:22:58We got Catan, right, man?
00:23:00We're weapons.
00:23:01Yeah.
00:23:14Now that guy has a cool down right isn't that how it works yeah
00:23:24I didn't want to backstab you anyways
00:23:56Yeah, what a little menace he was
00:24:03Not dead
00:24:08That smidge was a lot more than it looked like
00:24:12Blue left
00:24:30Oh he did a stab and got me
00:24:41Wait what that was so weird looking
00:24:46Alright
00:24:47I'm gonna run around to the left here
00:24:55He's so big
00:24:58He's big and beautiful
00:25:02He is actually really cool looking
00:25:04About MK Knight
00:25:09He's so cool
00:25:11The way he thrashes you with that
00:25:15Yep just like that
00:25:16Thanks for stabbing me
00:25:20I bodyblocked I'm pretty sure
00:25:23No I hit him still
00:25:24Nice
00:25:27That's why I like this spear
00:25:28It's actually a little bit longer than the regular one
00:25:31Jard
00:25:32In my pants
00:25:32And then up here
00:25:34Get the firekeeper soul
00:25:40Kill these dudes outside
00:25:52Oh
00:25:53It was really weird
00:25:55I'm gonna rock out to the guy on the ground
00:25:57Nice
00:26:00Oh he
00:26:01Wait
00:26:03He is dead right?
00:26:04Yeah
00:26:06There he goes
00:26:10That was
00:26:11Freaking weird
00:26:12There's nothing
00:26:13Up that way right
00:26:14No that's the
00:26:15Okay
00:26:15Nope
00:26:15That's the way we were
00:26:18Could you just bow that guy from down here or no?
00:26:22Yeah
00:26:23The big guy?
00:26:24Yeah the mage
00:26:26Oh the mage
00:26:27Yeah
00:26:31Get down the stairs
00:26:37At that point just melee him
00:26:39Yo
00:26:43I hate this area so much
00:26:46Shall we hold the corridor?
00:26:48Yeah
00:26:48It's like you underestimate them
00:26:50And they just
00:26:50Wreck you
00:26:55Oh
00:26:56I probably should be in front
00:27:02Cause you can reach through me
00:27:08Hup
00:27:12There's still a bunch
00:27:16I was not trying to style on him
00:27:24Just a lot of damage
00:27:31I'm out of stamina
00:27:34Oh
00:27:37Alright
00:27:38And there's still the one murder dude over here
00:27:43That's all enemies
00:27:51I'm getting lucky back steps
00:27:57Alright
00:27:59And there's an item to the left
00:28:01And a barrel
00:28:02But let me get this door
00:28:04What a gentleman
00:28:10There wasn't an item in the barrel
00:28:12Just up there it was
00:28:13It took a minute to let me get it
00:28:15Yeah
00:28:27Yeah
00:28:27Our friend
00:28:30Still human are you?
00:28:32You mean our ring bearer?
00:28:33Then I am in love
00:28:34Yep
00:28:35Could you help me?
00:28:36As you can see
00:28:38I am stuck
00:28:39Without recourse
00:28:42There we go
00:28:44I own you now
00:28:45Thank you
00:28:46Yes
00:28:47Sincerely
00:28:48I am Knight Lautrec
00:28:51Of Karim
00:28:52I truly appreciate this
00:28:53And I guarantee a reward
00:28:57Only
00:28:58Later
00:29:00I do actually like the way his armor looks
00:29:03You gonna wear it when you get it?
00:29:06No
00:29:06Cause isn't the knight actually decent armor for a while?
00:29:10Yours? It's considered one of the best
00:29:12Yeah
00:29:13I also like the way it looks
00:29:15I do wish I could close the visor though
00:29:19Where did you go?
00:29:20I just talked to him
00:29:21I haven't gone anywhere
00:29:22Okay
00:29:23Alright
00:29:24Making sure you're still over there
00:29:25You chameleon ass somewhere
00:29:28I don't have that yet
00:29:29Does my animation for my spear thrust look weird to you?
00:29:33Like the end of the spear?
00:29:36Do it again?
00:29:37You wicking out?
00:29:38You see that right?
00:29:42Is it cause you spin it?
00:29:43You like twirl it at the end?
00:29:44Is that what's going on?
00:29:46No
00:29:51Old game
00:29:52Gonna have bugs
00:29:55There's an item in here too
00:30:02You know I'm happy that guy wasted his
00:30:05Pine resin
00:30:08Agreed
00:30:11Oh no
00:30:12I chipped a nail brother
00:30:13I can't go anywhere
00:30:16What?
00:30:18Determination
00:30:21Is um
00:30:23Solaire here?
00:30:25Do you see his sign?
00:30:26It's right here
00:30:49It's right here
00:30:50Back up
00:30:51That was
00:31:00Yeah, don't want to spawn until you get about halfway
00:31:04Oh my god
00:31:07Isn't that freaking that tower?
00:31:10At the bottom
00:31:11The Sin Forgiver
00:31:13Is he doing it?
00:31:13Yup
00:31:15The Priest of Valkyr
00:31:16The Priest of Valkyr
00:31:41Holy shit
00:31:43Holy shit
00:31:44I am missing Chunky boy
00:31:47Oh my god
00:31:56Ohhhh
00:31:58He went through my
00:31:59He dead angled me
00:32:03Nice
00:32:03Nice
00:32:03I thought I was dead
00:32:04Because I should have gotten hit and died
00:32:07Nice
00:32:12I thought I was dead
00:32:13I have a gargoyle here
00:32:14Oh no
00:32:19I am distraction
00:32:21Solaire
00:32:22Solaire
00:32:23Come on
00:32:23Solaire is such a beast
00:32:27And he missed
00:32:28Or did he?
00:32:37Alright, total total players
00:32:40Ohhhh
00:32:42He punches?
00:32:43What?
00:32:44Get rekt
00:32:49Solaire
00:32:49Solaire
00:32:50Don't roll off
00:32:51Oh my god
00:32:53Solaire
00:32:59Hell yeah
00:33:01Oh
00:33:04There's something
00:33:05Let's go
00:33:13Let's go
00:33:15Let's go
00:33:39Bite the track
00:33:42Yes
00:33:45Let's go
00:33:56Evening
00:33:56Let's see if I can make it to that
00:33:59Fuckin'
00:34:01Bell baby before I die
00:34:09We have rang the bell
00:34:14oh my god you subscribed thank you what you rang the bell you're a piece of crap
00:34:33you didn't like that no i refuse
00:34:43i just love how he's waiting with his arms out i know greetings i am oswald of kareem the pardon
00:34:53allow out a friend for thee a warm welcome cometh now to confess
00:35:02or to a king for indeed all sin is my man
00:35:21the gesture is all i should really do right yeah that's the only thing you need
00:35:29did you want to go to andre upgrade some stuff level up
00:35:35yeah make sure you hit the elevator on your way down so you get the shortcut the fire link
00:35:47something just died i heard it in the distance go ching
00:35:52isn't it awesome how to do that sometimes yeah but i don't recall seeing souls so that sucks
00:36:08a lot of blood stains
00:36:16the game felt brainy even though it sits 60.
00:36:29the elevator's over by andre right nope opposite him
00:36:35so if you look at andre's way in the in the church right yeah it's in the church
00:36:42yeah you just got to write down and you unlock it
00:36:48yeah and then there's the fire by andre
00:37:07oh don't forget to talk to your onion bro too oh is he over there all depressed and
00:37:14shit yep by the gate
00:37:20all right i'm riding the elevator back up give me one hour
00:37:25yep
00:37:42i wonder if they chose the time for the elevator because it is a realistic representation of the
00:37:48distance or if it just was random i would not be surprised if they did make it realistic all right
00:38:02i don't talk to the onion bro
00:38:19that sucked i i muted the mic but my finger rubbed on it muting or unmuting
00:38:31okay did you do anything andre yet the only thing i did was kindle the fire and talk to sigmire
00:38:40i have not even talked to him yet
00:38:45talking to him now
00:38:50get that gesture
00:39:03i have nothing for upgrade stuff
00:39:07you might cut out i said ah
00:39:11that's all i said was ah all right i'm gonna talk to onion bro and then level up my strength
00:39:19i'm like pissing him basically
00:39:21i'm like pissing him basically
00:39:25hmm
00:39:26hmm
00:39:27oh forgive me i was absorbed in thoughts i am ziegmeyer of katarina quite honestly i've run flat up against
00:39:37a wall or a gate i should say the thing just won't budge no matter how long i wait and
00:39:44oh have i waited so here i sit
00:39:47i'm quite a little bit and quite a pickle weighing my options so to speak
00:40:06that's all he says at the end right still closed still closed
00:40:09yep
00:40:21lord alcatraz no it's not my first time it's been a long time though
00:40:34holy level ups dude
00:40:40i need 16 strength i am at 11
00:40:52okay i can i can do 16 strength
00:40:58but all right let me make sure make sure i'm not too you know dumb
00:41:03all right yep i can wield it now what i'd actually like to do is also be able to carry
00:41:09the bastard sword
00:41:10okay i can i can still roll i can still roll i don't gotta upgrade it
00:41:15not yet not well i should because i'm using the ring though
00:41:20but you leveled up five times yeah but favor and protection the ring we're gonna get maybe will be enough
00:41:31it might lord alcatraz i don't know if you're still there if you've heard me if not
00:41:38i did say no we've played this before
00:41:42all right so five levels
00:41:51yep there no level 17
00:41:57nice
00:42:01are you gonna upgrade anything uh maybe
00:42:09let me
00:42:18does it just scale
00:42:23with strength
00:42:25the claymore no it's dex and strength it's a quality
00:42:34uh cnc
00:42:36yep
00:42:38that's just like the black knight so though too
00:42:41yeah
00:42:47all right how many levels can you do because you're a beast
00:42:57i can go to level 24. same so i can get seven more levels
00:43:04i guess we might as well right yeah i'm my health hasn't been bad so i think i'm just gonna
00:43:13do strength
00:43:13for right now
00:43:15right now and then once we switch rings then i'll work on that if i have to yeah
00:43:24because it sucks when you hit a critter and they don't quite die
00:43:28it's like
00:43:31or that guy that invaded that scum
00:43:35i know but yeah i like to be able to pull out the quicksword it's so nice
00:43:43i'm gonna talk 24. i gotta talk to this big guy
00:43:47well you must be a new arrival i'm andre of astora if you require smithing then speak to me
00:44:05hurrah
00:44:08most weapons and armor are mighty sturdy indeed but every hunk of metal has its breaking point
00:44:15if you notice durability running low it's time to repair you can ask a blacksmith like meself
00:44:23or do it on your own with a grindstone the nice thing about weapons they never betray you
00:44:31so pay them a little respect hey
00:44:37there are two types of weapon forging there's reinforcement and there's ascension
00:44:43reinforcement is simple it strengthens the weapon and nothing more
00:44:47a simple task for any blacksmith hell you could even do it yourself with a smith box but ascension's
00:44:54a finer art it alters the weapon's properties ascension is the territory of we blacksmiths a smith
00:45:02box just won't do the trick start out with reinforcement when that loses its charm you can consider
00:45:09your ascension as you've noticed this land is flush with the mad and wicked you won't make it through
00:45:17the night without employing my services
00:45:26you can forge up forging armor is even whether you forge weapons or art i'm just going to
00:45:31dialogue so whatever you do i think that should be it yeah but nobody wants to see you go hollow
00:45:40all right so whatever you let me make sure my stream is picking up my voice so give me a
00:45:45second okay yeah
00:46:02yeah yeah it is i just checked
00:46:06which means every time i've responded it just goes to the nether
00:46:14yeah well at least i know my responses are being you know heard yeah all right i'm ready
00:46:20did you want to upgrade anything or no i thought we didn't have the stuff
00:46:25oh i have one piece i can upgrade it once is this sword worth upgrading
00:46:32your claymore is if you like it enough your broadsword is if you like it enough uh let's
00:46:39you like it enough but we can always grind for more material right yeah especially this tight
00:46:44night shirt he sells infinite for 800 a piece all right so claymore just one time right
00:46:55i just have one that's that's all i can afford
00:47:00blitz what's up dude i knew it don't get yourself
00:47:04all right all right do we want to kill the demon is that what we have to do or i
00:47:11don't remember
00:47:12we can either do that or go back onto the bridge and hit undead bird remember that
00:47:19let's see what the demon is like all right i don't think we can summon in this area so we
00:47:23gotta
00:47:29see if i die i'm not fight oh my god he just went through my bird yeah half hell
00:47:40holy
00:47:41fuck dude did you kill him no all right i'm back now i do little to no damage yeah i
00:47:55don't do a lot
00:47:55either oh buddy i'm sorry keeps dead angling me how are you today blitz yeah i were already up the
00:48:06stairs dude f that yeah yes a very strong boy all right so we're gonna go back up to sunbro
00:48:19the bridge
00:48:21try not to get dragged around we gotta hook it don't we yep i knew it so you
00:48:29you gotta run the opposite way of the hell kite dragon
00:48:39are you already back there nope i'm about to hit the church okay yeah i'm fighting these three
00:48:45guys i'm just running through oh it just takes a minute and it's sold true i'll do it to the
00:48:53end
00:48:53i can one hand this now yeah
00:49:00anything boulder swag sword that's a bonus
00:49:05all right these guys though i'm i'm running i'm running past this no i guess i will i'm dead
00:49:13i hate these guys dude i'm dead in the church
00:49:18they stabbed me to death back stab i one shot the one uh front stab they three shot at me
00:49:27oh
00:49:33yeah shut up that was the fastest nope that i've seen in a while yeah that's gonna happen a lot
00:49:39oh it wouldn't lock on and he he stabbed me dude
00:49:46they're dead upping strength was the right move
00:49:55mainly i did that because that invader he was so strong
00:50:10hashtag, LOL
00:50:11no
00:50:17arrows man the arrow guys
00:50:31hey you have tiny sharp
00:50:51I'll never forget our second playthrough when we're like oh it's gonna be nothing it's fine
00:50:57um we weren't expecting the damage boost it would get yeah that was that was wild I want to backstab
00:51:06you buddy or not
00:51:18I'm finally to where the black knight is well the ones we killed
00:51:30are you going to rest at this fire or no oh of course I've already kindled it too
00:51:38that just takes a humanity right yeah if you got one in the top level I have to
00:51:46honestly worth it I agree I agree remember when we were like fully beating it I just got the humanity
00:51:54and we like reekin or kindled every everything we could these guys are gonna be the death of me
00:52:04the bridge dweller yeah he ran he hit me so fast
00:52:17and he got what his scum ass deserved
00:52:27that was the longest wind up dude
00:52:38don't do your breath again don't do your breath again don't do your breath again
00:52:46all right I'm finally to the fire
00:53:01hey I've made it to the longest ladder in the game oh the glitch ladder is that the one
00:53:08so yeah I don't know if it still does it I hope not
00:53:18nope it didn't I'm good
00:53:21all right
00:53:23let me know when you're out the gate you can put your sign
00:53:27I go up and I run away from the closed gate right
00:53:32or or the statue I run away from the statue right
00:53:35yeah you run away from the statue towards the opening where Sun Burrow was
00:53:38oh god don't reach me
00:53:42ow
00:53:46it does so much damage dude
00:53:48there should be a door to your left that you should be able to come off with a key you
00:53:52got
00:53:52yep opening it
00:54:01is it hold B
00:54:03tap it or no yeah hold B hold B hold B hold B
00:54:06yeah I thought so
00:54:07tap it
00:54:10sorry I'm a bit tired
00:54:11that's okay I just did not want to die
00:54:15full of Randy
00:54:20yeah okay I can go down or I can go up
00:54:24uh up is a shortcut
00:54:27so I'm putting my sign down
00:54:28okay
00:54:31it'll be like at the bottom of the steps
00:54:33all right
00:54:35never mind it disappeared because I want to open the shortcut
00:54:48all right my sign's back down
00:54:54should I open that shortcut
00:54:56yeah
00:54:57it just does that lead up to the the nasty people that throw the bombs right
00:55:02yep but it also leads back up to the black knight too so you have a
00:55:08easy access right now if you want to fight him
00:55:11yeah
00:55:14push it to get the sword that'd be fucking cool
00:55:17I just love that sword
00:55:19I like the fire damage in the second one though
00:55:22I just
00:55:24demon damage isn't really
00:55:26it's awesome in theory but
00:55:28most things are not demons
00:55:30there you are
00:55:36did you touch
00:55:37my cock
00:55:38I did I rubbed it
00:55:49I wonder if that guy is going to invade again
00:55:52all right
00:55:53don't move
00:55:55whoops
00:56:01look at you
00:56:03not healing me
00:56:06all right so the basic one doesn't work
00:56:10maybe it's just delayed
00:56:13the dogs
00:56:15the dogs
00:56:18I won't attack fast enough
00:56:22do I
00:56:25damn dude
00:56:39get the wrong loser
00:56:49I do not remember where to go.
00:56:52This is the dead end way.
00:56:55Oi!
00:56:55Open this door!
00:56:59Somebody!
00:57:00Anybody!
00:57:00Help me!
00:57:02Unlock the door!
00:57:03Damn.
00:57:04I'm finished.
00:57:05How did this ever happen?
00:57:08This has to be one of the most depressing universes to be in.
00:57:14Oh yeah.
00:57:16I love his dad.
00:57:17You opened the door for me.
00:57:19I'm saved.
00:57:21I thought I might never escape.
00:57:23This is when we burke him.
00:57:24I am Rinkz of Vinheim, a sorcerer of the school.
00:57:26I am much obliged for your assistance.
00:57:29Thanks to you, I may now resume my travels.
00:57:33Oh, he gave me his whole outfit.
00:57:34Oh, hello.
00:57:36I'm fine.
00:57:38I will rest a while, then return to Firelink Shrine.
00:57:41I have my sorcery.
00:57:43And I will be more cautious next time.
00:57:45Besides, I have an important task at hand.
00:57:50Oh, hello.
00:57:51I'm fine.
00:57:52I have my besi-
00:57:53Oh.
00:57:53That's it.
00:58:04Did you want out?
00:58:06Did I want what?
00:58:07Did you want out?
00:58:09You must pay the toll.
00:58:11No, I kinda like it.
00:58:12In here.
00:58:18But I can go through you on a ladder.
00:58:21I know, right?
00:58:22Uh oh.
00:58:22Uh oh.
00:58:32Oh my god!
00:58:34Uh oh.
00:58:45Oh my god.
00:58:49Two.
00:58:50Oh my god.
00:58:52Oh my god.
00:58:58you know
00:58:59when we get to the
00:59:02is it the third game
00:59:03with grey rat
00:59:04yeah
00:59:05if he messes up on our
00:59:08playthrough i'll be mad
00:59:10i can't open this
00:59:13no they swing open at a moment
00:59:14oh
00:59:18yeah
00:59:19we have to go a little further
00:59:21oh no what
00:59:23he's still alive
00:59:24what
00:59:29that was horse crap
00:59:31tell me it wasn't
00:59:40okay
00:59:59oh i didn't even see him
01:00:09all right i think that's
01:00:12it for these things
01:00:15i remember the first time
01:00:16fighting this is the capra right
01:00:18yeah and he just bombards you
01:00:21you're not even ready you're like
01:00:23all right did you want to clear it out
01:00:25down here first
01:00:29i looked away
01:00:30where'd you go
01:00:31oh
01:00:32yeah it's the right of the fog
01:00:35there's two enemies i think
01:00:47oh brother
01:00:48oh he just styled on you
01:00:56i got his bandit
01:00:58i think that's it for down here
01:01:02okay
01:01:03but this is the next way to go
01:01:06yeah
01:01:06yeah
01:01:07the depth
01:01:19put my gloves back
01:01:21since i have to spear
01:01:22just in case
01:01:22because i hate this son of a
01:01:24bitch
01:01:24so much
01:01:25all right
01:01:26you got him near your way
01:01:28his sword is cool though
01:01:30yeah you hit him
01:01:32ult great sword
01:01:34oh
01:01:45okay wait did you kill that dog from behind me
01:01:47no i think you did
01:01:49i don't know
01:02:05right in the
01:02:06yes
01:02:24and then i progress on or go back
01:02:27you can progress on
01:02:29and unlock the shortcut to firelink shrine if you wanted to
01:02:34wait
01:02:35where the hell do i progress on
01:02:36the way we went
01:02:39downward
01:02:40yep
01:02:40there should be a door we can't
01:02:43unlock yet
01:02:45or no
01:02:45a door we can't unlock
01:02:46and then
01:02:47a way that goes to the firelink shrine
01:02:52seeing as we got invaded
01:02:53even though this is such a dead game
01:02:57i imagine
01:02:58the dlc area
01:03:00will be
01:03:01it's gonna be hell
01:03:01yeah
01:03:06okay i opened the way
01:03:07going down
01:03:08that's not the way right
01:03:10no
01:03:11there should be a way where you go
01:03:12off
01:03:13these dudes shooting at you
01:03:15yeah
01:03:16you'll come out into the tunnel
01:03:17yeah
01:03:18there's that merchant
01:03:19and then he can go
01:03:19open the gate
01:03:37oh i forgot how beautiful this merchant is
01:03:41yeah just like the other one
01:03:43have your senses about you
01:03:45then why won't you buy some of my moss
01:03:49i want her moss down under
01:03:51i need your souls
01:03:56just remember if you sit back down on the fire you're gonna have to deal with everything
01:03:59again
01:04:01yeah
01:04:02this is a wonderful place
01:04:04don't you think
01:04:04we have water
01:04:06moss moisture
01:04:07these nice iron bars
01:04:08i like it here
01:04:09i really do
01:04:11nothing good ever happened to me in life
01:04:13but now that i'm undead
01:04:15i've never been happier
01:04:18give her this dick
01:04:19and she'll be real happy
01:04:20you've come to this land at a bad time
01:04:22there are nothing but hollows in these parts
01:04:25save for me of course
01:04:27you're undead too aren't you
01:04:30you be careful then
01:04:32yeah
01:04:38go down along the side to reach the depths of the undead burg
01:04:41only unkempt crooks and liars to be found there
01:04:47hardly a place for a lady like myself
01:04:49but who knows
01:04:50let me know when you're back
01:04:51maybe you'd fit right in
01:04:54staircase if you want to keep playing
01:04:55or we could be done and leave off here
01:05:00i'm seeing what she has
01:05:05useful stuff
01:05:07yeah but not for now
01:05:10yeah
01:05:13definitely was her
01:05:16you heard the tunnel echo right
01:05:18yep
01:05:25all right i opened up the gate so now i just run back and put my sign down
01:05:29yeah
01:05:31yeah
01:05:32yeah
01:05:35yeah
01:05:43yeah
01:05:47yeah
01:06:01All right.
01:06:28I just think of the song making my way down town as I'm trying to get back to you.
01:06:37As there's this pile of burning corpses.
01:06:48The sign is down.
01:06:52There's a message by the steps and then it's my sign.
01:06:55All right.
01:07:21You know, I remember when I got my PS3 play back in the day and I had Demon Souls and
01:07:28Randy's
01:07:29like, you've got to get to level 100 or whatever to play with me instead of willing to make
01:07:34a new character to play with me.
01:07:39I thought that...
01:07:40I've always thought that was ass.
01:07:43Agreed.
01:07:57Where were you hiding?
01:07:59I was up the stubs, barely.
01:08:02Dead end?
01:08:04Yeah.
01:08:06Thought I heard another dog.
01:08:23Ugly fucks.
01:08:34Oh, that's bullshit.
01:08:45It's horse duty when you're like, they should have hit me.
01:08:52That always scares the shit out of me when they flail.
01:08:56Agreed.
01:09:09You've seen the game Mecha Chameleon, right?
01:09:14Yeah.
01:09:17If they ever do another Dark Souls, that's what they should do when you do the Chameleon spell.
01:09:22Allow you to do all of that, paint yourself and stuff.
01:09:36He just wanted to stand in the doorway.
01:09:47Got his knife.
01:09:48Oh, nice.
01:09:52Gonna be a parry expert.
01:09:55I might.
01:10:12Hey, there was still a dog left.
01:10:15I heard the cooking clack of his feet.
01:10:17Yep.
01:10:23Why do you sound like that walking?
01:10:28I was in the bushes.
01:10:30Don't you know I'm your hero?
01:10:35Wait.
01:10:38That was weird.
01:10:39I like went to almost backstab and it gave me like a weird like almost damage indicator,
01:10:47but no damage was done to me.
01:10:49Hmm.
01:10:50Very strange.
01:10:58I thought you were going to point down.
01:11:00I wanted to, but it wasn't on that one.
01:11:07Well, what is it?
01:11:12Oh man.
01:11:29I'm gonna win.
01:11:31Okay.
01:11:32I'll kill you.
01:11:32You'll win.
01:11:32Oh, Sia did it again.
01:11:34Yeah.
01:11:35Oh, that was forced, dude.
01:11:52I'm dead.
01:11:53Wait, he missed?
01:11:54Yes.
01:12:00I love that animation so much.
01:12:11Yay.
01:12:13Yeah.
01:12:15Bye.
01:12:21It's not letting me out.
01:12:23Eh.
01:12:32Alright.
01:12:34Then we should probably stop here.
01:12:37It's up to you.
01:12:38I fell asleep for a while.
01:12:40I don't really care.
01:12:43Well, I should probably get to bed.
01:12:48Yeah, just a morning show.
01:12:49This bitch.
01:12:50No, I'm just kidding.
01:12:51We at least did a nice little loop.
01:12:54Yup.
01:12:55One for each.
01:12:57I am going to go to Firelink Shrine though.
01:13:03Yeah.
01:13:05You going to go and kill that Black Knight?
01:13:10Ooh.
01:13:11Yeah, I should try.
01:13:20Behehehehe.
01:13:22I already hear footsteps, man.
01:13:24I don't like it.
01:13:50I already hear footsteps, man.
01:13:54Someone put his foot in the rain.
01:13:56Yeah.
01:13:57No, I didn't even know what he wasay fucking.
01:13:58They gotta hate those guys.
01:14:17Fucking,ingleg //
01:14:29Wait, he's not here.
01:14:31Who is it?
01:14:32Lawtrick.
01:14:34Did you talk to him enough times?
01:14:36Yeah, I spammed the shit out of it.
01:14:39Interesting.
01:14:39Maybe he's just got to load.
01:14:42I'll go back and talk to him.
01:14:45I got a little bit of time since you're doing that.
01:14:48Yeah.
01:14:49By doing that, I mean dying.
01:14:52Pretty much.
01:14:55That was horse shit.
01:14:57He dead-angled me.
01:14:59Can I not backstab him?
01:15:01Yeah.
01:15:02You can backstab him.
01:15:03Oh, God.
01:15:05Ow.
01:15:19All right.
01:15:19I'm not faring too well because it's not letting me backstab when I think it should.
01:15:29All right.
01:15:30Big guy.
01:15:31Come on up.
01:15:37There we go.
01:15:41I need that damage.
01:15:47Oh, come on, buddy.
01:15:50Okay.
01:16:05It did three damage when I hit him after he got up.
01:16:12Normally it does 32, but it was just...
01:16:14I got him.
01:16:15It was just like, nope, not there.
01:16:20He disappeared without leaving anything.
01:16:24Just a chunk.
01:16:29Well, you know, this sword's good.
01:16:50This bitch ass better still be up here.
01:16:55Your game messed up and he's dead somewhere.
01:16:58Oh, he ain't in here.
01:17:03Maybe it just needs a load screen.
01:17:06Maybe.
01:17:08Wait a second.
01:17:10Whoops.
01:17:12My brain stopped working and I forgot which way was which.
01:17:15Yep.
01:17:16All right.
01:17:17My homeward bones is here.
01:17:19I'm going to go push him off.
01:17:21All right.
01:17:24Oh, God damn it.
01:17:25I keep going the wrong way.
01:17:32My dude didn't kick.
01:17:33He just hit him.
01:17:34Oh, that's unfortunate.
01:17:37It's fine.
01:17:39He's gone now.
01:17:42But to make this stuff appear, you gotta save quit.
01:17:46Load back in.
01:17:56There's his item.
01:17:58There's his item.
01:17:58Heck yeah.
01:17:59Oh, look.
01:18:01Out of here, out of here.
01:18:06No, it's never coming off.
01:18:17Now I gotta do my long trek.
01:18:35It is cool that it's got that effect, but it's so good that you don't want to take it off.
01:18:43Yeah.
01:18:44Yeah.
01:18:45Yeah.
01:18:45Yeah.
01:18:53Finally, I'm back here.
01:18:56So much backtracking and running in this one.
01:19:00Agreed, yeah.
01:19:02All right.
01:19:03I'm going to use my firekeeper, so I'm going to firekeeper to upgrade us this.
01:19:10All right.
01:19:11I'm almost...
01:19:12I'm in the tunnel.
01:19:17Yes.
01:19:18Better flask.
01:19:19I'm going to have my rip more.
01:19:39Oh, hi, guy.
01:19:44I am the firebomb guy now.
01:19:47Yeah?
01:19:47I should be, but I don't want to waste them.
01:19:52They are very nice.
01:19:54Hell yeah.
01:20:15Back with firelink.
01:20:21I see the spirit of someone who had the bug helmet.
01:20:29How do we use the bug, oh, you got to talk to the bug, oh, you got to go down
01:20:34and talk to her, and then go down on it.
01:20:37Oh, yeah.
01:20:38Hell yeah.
01:20:39I'm eating butt hole tonight.
01:20:41I'm eating butt hole tonight.
01:21:07Yep.
01:21:08I just kicked him off through that, like, broken doorway.
01:21:12Took two kicks.
01:21:18I did that.
01:21:19I did that.
01:21:24The doorway behind him, he can go out that?
01:21:27Yeah, that.
01:21:28Oh, no.
01:21:39I have.
01:21:41I am grief.
01:21:42He gave me a summary.
01:21:44I don't know.
01:21:46I have.
01:21:57I am grief.
01:21:59He gave me a summary metal.
01:21:59I just want your gear, goodbye.
01:22:021,000 souls.
01:22:04And I'll get it next time I play.
01:22:19Alright.
01:22:21Everything's good.
01:22:22Did you want to level up or...
01:22:24Wait until next time?
01:22:26We can level up.
01:22:27We can do it at any fire, thankfully.
01:22:29You know, you level up.
01:22:31I'll level up next time so I know after getting the ring if I need to level that up.
01:22:36Alright, then I'll just wait because I don't really care.
01:22:38Yep.
01:22:39That was good.
01:22:40Good run.
01:22:43Twas.
01:22:43Twas.
01:22:54I know you gotta try to get your schedule in the mornings, but if you wanted to play, like, a
01:22:59run like that tomorrow, we can.
01:23:03Oh, yeah.
01:23:04I gotta be up at work at 7.45.
01:23:09Ouch.
01:23:10But yeah, that was a quick run, so, you know, we could do a quick run like that tomorrow if
01:23:15you wanted.
01:23:16Okay.
01:23:17If not, not a big deal.
01:23:18We could even do half a run, like one person's run.
01:23:22Mm-hmm.
01:23:24Whatever, as long as we boiddle it away, because it is good no matter what.
01:23:29Oh, heck yeah.
01:23:31Blitz, I don't think you're still here.
01:23:34If you are, though, thank you, man.
01:23:36Enjoy your day.
01:23:37Well, morning, because I know what time it is for you.
01:23:42And anyone else...
01:23:43Oh, you'll hear what?
01:23:44Anyone else?
01:23:47I don't know.
01:23:49Butt cheese.
01:23:51Goodbye.
01:23:51Bye.
01:23:52Bye.
01:24:13Bye.
01:24:31Bye.