00:00Maybe this will help.
00:01What are you doing?
00:02I'm giving you a gift.
00:04Whoa.
00:06We are going to change the news cycle.
00:10Trust me on this.
00:14I thought it would be heavier.
00:16Don't be weird.
00:17And take this off.
00:18I'll never fucking wear it again.
00:19What are you, crazy?
00:20Who can tell me why Jem cries when the hole in the tree is filled with cement?
00:23Because she's a crybaby?
00:26Get out.
00:31We're here to learn.
00:34Anybody else have a problem with that?
00:36Good.
00:37Now who has the answer to my question?
00:41Nobody's read this book?
00:43It's on the syllabus.
00:44Well, you never assigned it to us.
00:47Well, now I am.
00:48And we have a quiz tomorrow.
00:50What?
00:51On the first hundred pages.
00:52What?
00:56You can't do that.
00:57I have band and jazz band tonight.
01:00We haven't had homework all year.
01:01Yeah!
01:01We're not doing it!
01:02Come on.
01:04Things are about to change around here.
01:07Recess is over.
01:10Because birds symbolize freedom?
01:12Good.
01:13Good, okay.
01:14Does anyone have anything to add to what that girl just said?
01:20So, what are the limitations of having Scout as the narrator?
01:25You, Chubbs.
01:26Because he...
01:27Because he...
01:31Focus.
01:32You know this shit.
01:33Come on.
01:34Okay, go.
01:39Don't flinch.
01:40Seriously.
01:41You and you.
01:41Hold his arms down.
01:44Next question.
01:45Come on.
01:45Because Atticus is always the voice of reason and justice?
01:52Correct.
01:53Here.
01:55Nothing in the face.
01:58Whoa!
01:59Wait!
02:00Miss Halsey.
02:03Really?
02:04Wow.
02:05I never...
02:06We're in the middle of a lesson.
02:07Wow.
02:08Twilight, look at me.
02:11What do we talk about in class?
02:14Your weight should be evenly distributed.
02:16You gotta throw off the back foot.
02:17Don't throw at her.
02:19Throw through her.
02:20Hit her!
02:21Hit her!
02:21Hit her!
02:22Hit her!
02:22Mail her!
02:24Somebody's got a case of the sleepies.
02:26What?
02:27Did you see the coleslaw application?
02:28Yeah.
02:29Got one kid hit the other kid with some coleslaw.
02:32You weren't at the orientation the other day.
02:34Okay.
02:35Boy, Elizabeth, you missed a boatload of stuff.
02:39Anyways, at the orientation, I suggested a new system for supervising lunch.
02:44It's a quadrant system.
02:46I tell you what, why don't you just send me a memo and if I have any questions, I'll find
02:50you.
02:51Oh.
02:52Oh.
02:52Yeah, meant to ask.
02:54Did I hear you were showing a movie this morning on the first day of school?
02:59How do I know what you heard?
03:00Listen, I don't want to tell you how to run your class, but maybe it might be fun to try
03:05some icebreakers.
03:07Like telephone charades or the string game.
03:11Are we going to have a problem, me and you?
03:14God.
03:15No.
03:17If I gave you that impression, well, I'm so sorry because actually I was really hoping we could be more
03:24than just across the hallmates.
03:26I don't know what you heard, but I don't eat muff pie.
03:29No, of course not.
03:31I don't even know what that is.
03:34I just meant friends.
03:36Tell you what friend.
03:37I've got to get going.
03:39Cover me.
03:39There are even teachers in this very school who use drugs.
03:44They do.
03:45They do use drugs.
03:46They do.
03:47They do.
03:48They do.
03:49Wally, do you remember how I told you there are teachers here who use and abuse drugs?
03:55God damn it!
03:56And I'm hearing about this now?
04:03Where is it, Axel?
04:04Where is it, boy?
04:05No, no, no.
04:05That's my class.
04:06Axel's barking up the wrong tree there.
04:09Now!
04:09Please, don't touch the dog.
04:11Your dog has been taken!
04:14What do you got, Axel?
04:15He's not going to find anything in here.
04:17Huh?
04:23It's clean.
04:24Ha!
04:25I told you.
04:26Maybe there's a false bottom.
04:39That is not mine.
04:41This isn't even my desk.
04:44It's hers.
04:45Don't worry, Amy.
04:46We'll get you the help you need.
04:48You have no idea how difficult it is to compete against these Barbie doll types.
04:54Yeah, that's true.
04:56We're not getting any younger.
04:58Yeah.
04:59We should finish up.
05:01Wally's got that big orientation in the auditorium.
05:05Yeah, I'm not going to go to that.
05:06But it's mandatory.
05:08Ooh.
05:10Yeah.
05:11Yeah.
05:12I probably won't go either.
05:14I don't know, I might.
05:16I'll probably go and just sit in the back.
05:18Maybe leave early.
05:20Maybe stay to the end.
05:22I'll play it by ear.
05:23Or just stay to the end.
05:25Oh, I don't know.
05:29Okay, well, this was fun.
05:31I...
