00:00This weekend, I almost went naked.
00:02I almost went naked, and then I was like, I've got to put underwear on.
00:06I'm just in my underwear.
00:08Swing open the curtain too fast, enough that it caught someone's eye.
00:12There was literally a lady in a patio from the hotel right when I swung it open, just going.
00:20Staring straight up.
00:21I was literally like, there was just a woman at a cocktail party.
00:26Were you presenting?
00:29Slightly, yes.
00:30That's awesome.
00:30At the morning, there was a bulge in the underwear, which was pretty nice.
00:33That's all I asked for, dude.
00:34I've been waking up in the hotel.
00:36I was like, swing.
00:37Me and a lady made eye contact, and I was like, scampered.
00:40Another scurry, my second scurry.
00:43That was my second big old skidaddle.
00:46That's a big skidaddle.
00:47I must have looked huge from down there.
00:49That must have been nuts.
00:50It must have been jarring.
00:51See, like a giant, pale figure.
00:54Apparition.
00:58You might have given her a start.
01:00I probably startled her.
01:01And then I looked again after I got dressed, and she was still at the cocktail party, kind
01:06of like, oh yeah, bro.
01:07She was like, what the f*** was that guy?
01:09She probably loved that s***.
01:11She's got a nice glimpse.
01:12She was presenting, you just woke up.
01:13She's like, holy f***.
01:14Yeah, who was that?
01:15That was the man of my dreams.
