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00:50Let's go to the rules so we don't have a hassle.
00:54Rules?
00:56First,
00:57stop the cell phone and social media.
01:01You can't do that with me!
01:03It's not possible.
01:05It's the security protocol.
01:06We'll see you later.
01:18What do you think about social media?
01:21Not stupid!
01:23Not stupid,
01:24but it's a big head.
01:26Ma'am,
01:27you know you're a workaholic.
01:29Maybe later you'll contact your own.
01:32What do you want to say?
01:33You'll call it your cell phone.
01:36And remember,
01:39I'm the boss here.
01:42Wait a minute,
01:44I've never been able to become the boss here.
01:48Ma'am,
01:50just think about the retreat.
01:51You'll be able to get a little bit.
01:53Calm down!
01:54Okay.
01:56Second,
01:56they don't have to know that you're a child.
02:00They don't have to do anything.
02:01They don't have to do anything.
02:02They don't have to do anything.
02:06This is how you're a child guiding them.
02:08I really don't have to do anything.
02:11I really don't want to steal anything.
02:12Blend in.
02:15Ano kala mo sa'kin di marunong mag-chores?
02:20Oh, ba't mo ng ulam?
02:22Eh di, magluto ka na ngayon.
02:25Ako na ka nagsahing eh.
02:31Nagwabala ka din mga bulati sa tiyan mo, no?
02:33Wala kong bulati sa tiyan.
02:35Kaya kong magluto mag-isa, okay?
02:38Eh di okay si Maang.
02:40Can you please stop calling me si Maang?
02:43Wala namang ibang tao dito.
02:45Ah, basta.
02:46Ikaw si Si Maang kasi lagi kang nakasimangot.
02:49Ano?
02:50Sure ka na ba?
02:52Ayaw mong kumain?
02:53Final answer.
03:11Oh, ano?
03:14Ano?
03:15Masarap?
03:16Tingnan mo nga.
03:23Ano?
03:24Masarap?
03:25Masarap!
03:26Talaga?
03:28Masarap kaya!
03:31Sabang sarap.
03:36Masarap kaya.
03:36Bahala ka nga ka dyan.
03:38Tikas ng ulo mo.
03:49Masarap kaya nga ka dyan.
03:50Masarap kaya nga nasa?
03:51O eto.
03:52Pangatlo.
03:53At pinaka-importanting rule.
03:56Bawal ang pag-i-inarte.
03:59I am so not ma-arte eh.
04:10Grabe talaga!
04:12Kapaktamad na bodyguard.
04:14Puro body.
04:14Wala namang guard!
04:29Pero ang ganda ng body ah.
04:32Ang guard.
04:42Pag-wait.
04:44What if tanungin nila kung sino ako?
04:49Edi...
04:50Girlfriend kita.
04:55Girlfriend?
04:57Kung ayaw mo, edi...
04:58Mag-asawa na lang tayo.
05:00Makak, that's worse.
05:02Edi Lola.
05:03Ano na?
05:03Ay!
05:04Bakit kailangan girlfriend?
05:06Edi ba nga,
05:07baka ito ng Lola ko?
05:09Eh, malawang.
05:10Kailala ko ng mga tao dito.
05:12At yung mga kamag-anak ko.
05:14Di naman pwedeng bigla akong nagkaroon ng instant kapatid o pinsan, di ba?
05:20Okay.
05:21But no physical contact.
05:23O naman man!
05:24Huwag kang mag-alala.
05:25Sa kwarto ka.
05:27Ako, sa sala matutulog.
05:29Good.
05:30Thank you, universe!
05:32Safe at malayo ka sa akin.
05:34Kasi for sure, malakas ka humilik.
05:38That's not me.
05:39Ma naman.
05:39Ma-a-a-a-a-ya.
05:57So, betul.
06:26Transcription by CastingWords
