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What happens to the people you desperately wish would just disappear? For the men Zoey targets with her magic Ghosting Spray, they wake up in a bizarre support group called "Ghosters Anonymous." Forced to confront their absolute worst toxic traits, these ghosts are in for a brutal reality check. But as Zoey continues to banish the bad guys, is she ignoring her own deep-seated issues?
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00:00:04You
00:00:04Can't wait to see your hot stuff. Oh, where's something hot? Good morning
00:00:10We still on for tonight
00:00:13Hey got off work
00:00:21I've had my fair share of heartbreaks in the 20-something years of my life, but this isn't one of
00:00:27those times
00:00:30Oh
00:00:43Miss are you ready to order yes a few more minutes, please
00:00:48An hour I've been sitting here for an hour
00:00:55Hey, it's Josh's voicemail. Sorry. I'm not addicted to my phone and can't always pick up
00:01:00Go touch some grass
00:01:06In modern dating getting ghosted can make you feel
00:01:13No worse it can make you feel like you simply
00:01:17Don't exist
00:01:18Forget about Josh, babe. Yeah, ghosts or she go to hell. I have an idea to cheer you up
00:01:23You're coming to the party with us tonight. I don't know
00:01:26I think I'm gonna stay in read a book and never go on another date
00:01:31What?
00:01:33Why is it doing that? I have no idea
00:02:03Diva
00:02:05Period.
00:02:06Let's go to the party.
00:02:09This is coming with us.
00:02:18Hey!
00:02:20You can't, bro.
00:02:21It's gonna be weird.
00:02:22Yeah, all right.
00:02:23I'll catch y'all.
00:02:24I'll catch y'all.
00:02:24Hey, what's up?
00:02:31Oh!
00:02:35Oh, my bad, bro.
00:02:45Oh, yo, Zoe.
00:02:48My bad about your face.
00:02:50You thought you could ruin my makeup
00:02:51like you ruined my freshman year.
00:02:53You're still on that, bro.
00:02:55Chill.
00:02:55All I did was ghost you.
00:02:57Don't touch me.
00:02:58How about this?
00:03:00We run it back.
00:03:01Run it back?
00:03:02Yeah.
00:03:02And I'll give you backstage passes
00:03:04to my next set.
00:03:06Please stop talking.
00:03:07Ooh, I like it when you're bossy with me.
00:03:09How about you bring your hottest friends?
00:03:11We get you VIP.
00:03:12We get you all backstage.
00:03:13My set!
00:03:14Stop talking!
00:03:18What the fuck?
00:03:24Did you just?
00:03:26Did he just?
00:03:33Bro, where am I?
00:03:38Welcome.
00:03:47Let's get started.
00:03:54I can't believe you killed him.
00:03:55He's dead.
00:03:56And that's a bad thing because...
00:03:58He's not dead, okay?
00:03:59I didn't kill him.
00:04:00Come on.
00:04:00Okay, then, well, what happened?
00:04:01Because you sprayed him as a joke
00:04:03and then, poof, he just disappeared
00:04:04into thin air.
00:04:05So I don't even know...
00:04:06I'm gonna try it.
00:04:08Wait!
00:04:08Wait!
00:04:23I'm still here.
00:04:26And your face looks freaking perfect.
00:04:29Drop-dead gorgeous.
00:04:31Maybe this can save everyone
00:04:34from all the ghosters.
00:04:36Holy ghosting shit.
00:04:39To all the baddies,
00:04:41hit us up if you need
00:04:42to ghost your ghoster.
00:04:43One night only.
00:04:57As I was saying,
00:04:58it may seem like any other
00:04:59forgettable rom-com,
00:05:00but the way I'll be playing
00:05:01the male lead,
00:05:02I'll be giving it layers
00:05:03that no one's ever seen before.
00:05:06Are one of those layers
00:05:08ghosting your hometown girlfriend
00:05:09right after you knocked her up?
00:05:10What are you talking about?
00:05:11Delilah says hi.
00:05:14And bye.
00:05:40My baby, my sweet,
00:05:42she meant nothing to me.
00:05:43My fangs only thirst for you.
00:05:46You're my one in...
00:05:53Hey, sexy.
00:05:54Who'd you come here with?
00:05:56I bet your blood tastes delicious.
00:06:00Oh, honey, watch your step.
00:06:02I don't want you falling for me
00:06:04and getting wet.
00:06:05Oh, really?
00:06:07Oh, really?
00:06:09Oh, my God.
00:06:18You stupid, pathetic girls!
00:06:20Do not spend time my posthumest!
00:06:22It's made in a town,
00:06:24in a city,
00:06:24in Italy,
00:06:25you can't even pronounce!
00:06:26No!
00:06:26No more excuses.
00:06:36Let's welcome our new member,
00:06:40Conrad from Finance.
00:06:45Hello, Conrad from Finance.
00:06:48Oh, God.
00:06:50Yo, hey, lady.
00:06:52I need to get back to my shareholders,
00:06:54all right?
00:06:54You're here because you use work
00:06:56as an excuse to be selfish
00:06:58and negligent
00:06:59of your partner's needs.
00:07:00Oh, God.
00:07:02You sound just like her.
00:07:03Do you even understand
00:07:04how hard it is
00:07:05to maximize shareholder value?
00:07:07The problem is,
00:07:09the world
00:07:09hates to see young guys,
00:07:12young men,
00:07:13like me,
00:07:14be successful and secure.
00:07:15Quiet!
00:07:17Repeat after me.
00:07:20Other people's feelings
00:07:22are valid.
00:07:27Other people's feelings
00:07:29are valid.
00:07:35This Halloween,
00:07:36serial ghosters have disappeared
00:07:37all over the city
00:07:38and women are celebrating?
00:07:41And it's all thanks
00:07:42to the mysterious ghost hunters
00:07:43that went viral
00:07:44on social media.
00:07:46Word on the street is,
00:07:47they can ghost your ex
00:07:48with a special spray.
00:07:50The whereabouts of the ghosted
00:07:52are not yet known.
00:07:57That's not love bombing,
00:07:58that's like being romantic.
00:08:00Speaking of,
00:08:01you are gorgeous.
00:08:03I never believed in love
00:08:04at first sight,
00:08:05but looking at you now,
00:08:07I don't know how...
00:08:13Zoe!
00:08:18Did you ghost me?
00:08:19Josh?
00:08:21Did you ghost me?
00:08:24Wow!
00:08:25Really?
00:08:25You got nothing?
00:08:26After you just ghosted me?
00:08:27I mean,
00:08:28so, come on,
00:08:28you're better than this.
00:08:29Josh,
00:08:30I was sitting in the bar
00:08:31alone for over an hour.
00:08:32Look,
00:08:33I was gonna show up,
00:08:34okay?
00:08:34I...
00:08:35My phone died.
00:08:36For the whole day?
00:08:38Why are you making this
00:08:40such a big deal?
00:08:41Did you even think
00:08:42about the possibility
00:08:42that maybe I was
00:08:43going through something?
00:08:44Oh,
00:08:45what were you going through?
00:08:47I...
00:08:48You know what?
00:08:49That's actually
00:08:50not the point.
00:08:51The point is,
00:08:52you're being selfish.
00:08:53A second chance,
00:08:54it's the least I deserve,
00:08:55Zoe.
00:08:56Come on,
00:08:56I didn't even do anything wrong.
00:08:58I can change.
00:09:07Maybe you will,
00:09:09Josh.
00:09:11I just really
00:09:13don't give up.
00:09:14Whoa!
00:09:15What the...
00:09:17Oh,
00:09:20oh,
00:09:20oh,
00:09:21oh,
00:09:28emotional
00:09:28immaturity.
00:09:30I will not
00:09:32hurt others
00:09:33with my
00:09:34emotional
00:09:35immaturity.
00:09:36Good!
00:09:38Now,
00:09:39let's all
00:09:40welcome
00:09:41our newest
00:09:42member,
00:09:44Josh.
00:09:50Hi,
00:09:51Josh.
00:09:54Ah!
00:09:56Ah!
00:09:56Ah!
00:09:58Ah!
00:10:03Ah!
00:10:06Ah!
00:10:37We'll see you next time.
00:10:41Can't wait to see your hot stuff.
00:10:43Ooh, wear something hot.
00:10:44Good morning.
00:10:47We still on for tonight?
00:10:51Hey, got off work.
00:10:58I've had my fair share of heartbreaks in the 20-something years of my life.
00:11:04But this isn't one of those times.
00:11:20Miss, are you ready to order yet?
00:11:22Just a few more minutes, please.
00:11:25An hour.
00:11:27I've been sitting here for an hour.
00:11:32Hey, it's Josh's voicemail.
00:11:34I'm sorry I'm not addicted to my phone and can't always pick up.
00:11:37Go touch some grass.
00:11:44In modern dating, getting ghosted can make you feel...
00:11:49No.
00:11:50No.
00:11:51Worse.
00:11:52It can make you feel like you simply don't exist.
00:11:55Oh, me.
00:11:56Forget about Josh, babe.
00:11:58Yeah, ghosters should go to hell.
00:11:59I have an idea to cheer you up.
00:12:01You're coming to the party with us tonight.
00:12:03I don't know.
00:12:04I think I'm going to stay in, read a book, and never go on another date.
00:12:09What?
00:12:11Why is it doing that?
00:12:13I have no idea.
00:12:40D.Va.
00:12:42Period.
00:12:44Period.
00:12:44Let's go to the party.
00:12:46This is coming with us.
00:12:57You can't, bro.
00:12:58You're coming.
00:12:59Woo!
00:13:00Yeah, all right.
00:13:01I'll catch y'all.
00:13:01I'll catch y'all.
00:13:02Hey, what's up?
00:13:08Whoa!
00:13:11Oh, my bad, bro.
00:13:22Oh, ho, ho.
00:13:24Yo, Zoe.
00:13:26My bad about your face.
00:13:27You thought you could ruin my makeup like you ruined my freshman year.
00:13:30You're still on that, bro.
00:13:32Chill.
00:13:33All I did was ghost you.
00:13:35Don't touch me.
00:13:36How about this?
00:13:37We run it back.
00:13:38Run it back?
00:13:39Yeah, and I'll give you backstage passes to my next set.
00:13:43Please stop talking.
00:13:44Oh, I like it when you're bossy with me.
00:13:46How about you bring your hottest friends?
00:13:48We get you VIP.
00:13:50We get you all backstage.
00:13:51I said, stop talking.
00:13:55What the fuck?
00:14:02Did you just?
00:14:03Did he just?
00:14:11Bro, where am I?
00:14:15Welcome.
00:14:25Let's get started.
00:14:31I can't believe you killed him.
00:14:33He's dead.
00:14:34And that's a bad thing because...
00:14:36He's not dead, okay?
00:14:37I didn't kill him.
00:14:37Come on.
00:14:38Okay, then, well, what happened?
00:14:39Because you sprayed him as a joke and then, poof, he just disappeared into thin air.
00:14:42So I don't even know...
00:14:43I'm going to try it.
00:14:45Wait!
00:14:46Wait!
00:14:51We look good, good, good, good, yeah, we look good, good, good, good, yeah, we look good.
00:15:01I'm still here.
00:15:03And your face looks freaking perfect.
00:15:06Drop-dead gorgeous.
00:15:09Maybe this can save everyone from all the ghosters.
00:15:13Holy ghosting shit.
00:15:17To all the baddies, hit us up if you need to ghost your ghoster.
00:15:21One night only.
00:15:34As I was saying, it may seem like any other forgettable rom-com, but the way I'll be playing
00:15:39the male lead, I'll be giving it layers that no one's ever seen before.
00:15:44Are one of those layers ghosting your hometown girlfriend right after you knocked her up?
00:15:48What are you talking about?
00:15:49Delilah says hi.
00:15:51And bye.
00:15:53Oh!
00:16:01Oh, good.
00:16:03Oh, good.
00:16:10Oh, good.
00:16:17My baby, my sweet, she meant nothing to me.
00:16:21My fangs, only thirst for you.
00:16:23You're my one in...
00:16:30Hey, sexy.
00:16:32Who'd you come here with?
00:16:33I bet your blood tastes delicious.
00:16:37Oh, honey, watch your step.
00:16:39I don't want you falling for me and getting wet.
00:16:43Oh, really?
00:16:55You stupid pathetic girls!
00:16:58Do not spend time my costume is!
00:17:00It's made in a town, in a city, in Italy, you can't even pronounce!
00:17:03No, no more excuses.
00:17:14Let's welcome our new member, Conrad from Finance.
00:17:21Hello, Conrad from Finance.
00:17:26Oh, God.
00:17:28Yo, hey, lady.
00:17:29I need to get back to my shareholders, all right?
00:17:32You're here because you use work as an excuse to be selfish and negligent of your partner's needs.
00:17:38Oh, God.
00:17:39You sound just like her.
00:17:40Do you even understand how hard it is to maximize shareholder value?
00:17:44The problem is, the world hates to see young guys, young men, like me, be successful and secure.
00:17:53Quiet!
00:17:54Repeat after me.
00:17:58Other people's feelings are valid.
00:18:04Other people's feelings are valid.
00:18:12This Halloween, serial ghosters have disappeared all over the city and women are... celebrating?
00:18:18And it's all thanks to the mysterious ghost hunters that went viral on social media.
00:18:23Word on the street is, they can ghost your ex with a special spray.
00:18:28The whereabouts of the ghosted are not yet known.
00:18:34That's not love-bombing, that's like being romantic.
00:18:37Speaking of, you are gorgeous.
00:18:41I never believed in love at first sight, but looking at you now, I don't know how...
00:18:51Zoe!
00:18:55Did you ghost me?
00:18:57Josh?
00:18:58Did you ghost me?
00:19:01Wow, really?
00:19:03You got nothing.
00:19:03After you just ghosted me.
00:19:05I mean, Zoe, come on, you're better than this.
00:19:07Josh, I was sitting in the bar alone for over an hour.
00:19:10I was gonna show up, okay?
00:19:12I...
00:19:12My phone died.
00:19:14For the whole day?
00:19:16Why are you making this such a big deal?
00:19:18Did you even think about the possibility that maybe I was going through something?
00:19:22Oh, what were you going through?
00:19:24I...
00:19:26You know what?
00:19:26That's actually not the point.
00:19:28The point is, you're being selfish.
00:19:30A second chance.
00:19:32It's the least I deserve, Zoe.
00:19:34Come on, I didn't even do anything wrong.
00:19:36I can change.
00:19:45Maybe you will, Josh.
00:19:49I just really don't give up.
00:19:51Whoa!
00:19:52What the...
00:19:55What the...
00:19:56Oh, my God.
00:19:58Oh, my God.
00:19:59Oh, my God.
00:19:59Oh, my God.
00:20:00Repeat after me.
00:20:02I will not hurt others with my emotional immaturity.
00:20:09I will not hurt others with my emotional immaturity.
00:20:13Good.
00:20:16Now, let's all welcome our newest member.
00:20:22Josh.
00:20:27Hi, Josh.
00:20:29Oh, my God.
00:20:30Oh, my God.
00:20:32Oh, my God.
00:20:35Oh, my God.
00:20:35Oh, my God.
00:20:35Oh, my God.
00:20:35Oh, my God.
00:20:36Oh, my God.
00:20:38Oh, my God.
00:20:39Oh, my God.
00:20:40Oh, my God.
00:20:42Oh, my God.
00:20:43Oh, my God.
00:20:44Oh, my God.
00:20:45Oh, my God.
00:20:46Oh, my God.
00:20:48Oh, my God.
00:20:49Oh, my God.
00:21:20Ooh, wear something hot.
00:21:22Good morning.
00:21:25We still on for tonight?
00:21:28Hey, got off work.
00:21:36I've had my fair share of heartbreaks in the 20-something years of my life.
00:21:41But this isn't one of those times.
00:21:58Miss, are you ready to order yet?
00:22:00Just a few more minutes, please.
00:22:03An hour.
00:22:04I've been sitting here for an hour.
00:22:10Hey, it's Josh's voicemail.
00:22:12I'm sorry I'm not addicted to my phone and can't always pick up.
00:22:15Go touch some grass.
00:22:21In modern dating, getting ghosted can make you feel...
00:22:26No.
00:22:28No.
00:22:29Worse.
00:22:29It can make you feel like you simply don't exist.
00:22:33Don't leave.
00:22:34Forget about Josh, babe.
00:22:35Yeah, ghost or she go to hell.
00:22:37I have an idea to cheer you up.
00:22:39You're coming to the party with us tonight.
00:22:40I don't know.
00:22:41I think I'm gonna stay in, read a book, and never go on another date.
00:22:47What?
00:22:48Why is it doing that?
00:22:50I have no idea.
00:23:19D.Va.
00:23:20Period.
00:23:21Let's go to the party.
00:23:24This is coming with us.
00:23:33Hey!
00:23:35It's the weekend, bro.
00:23:36We're coming.
00:23:37Woo!
00:23:37Yeah, all right.
00:23:38I'll catch y'all.
00:23:39I'll catch y'all.
00:23:39Hey, what's up?
00:23:46Woo!
00:23:47Woo!
00:23:47Woo!
00:23:47Woo!
00:23:50Oh my bad, bro.
00:24:00Oo, hoo.
00:24:02Yo.
00:24:02Zo.
00:24:03My bad about yo' face.
00:24:05You thought you could ruin my makeup like you ruined my freshman year.
00:24:08You're still on that bro.
00:24:10Chill.
00:24:10All I did was ghost you.
00:24:12Don't touch me.
00:24:13How about this?
00:24:15We run it back.
00:24:16Run it back?
00:24:16Yeah, I give you backstage passes to my next day. Please stop talking. Oh, I like it when you're bossy
00:24:23with me
00:24:24How about you bring your hottest friends? We get you VIP. We get you all back
00:24:28He just
00:24:49Bro, where am I welcome
00:25:02Let's get started
00:25:08I can't believe you killed him. He's dead and that's a bad thing because he's not dead. Okay. I didn't
00:25:14kill him. Come on
00:25:15Okay, then what happened because you sprayed him as a joke and then poof. He just disappeared into thin air.
00:25:21I'm gonna try it
00:25:38I'm still here and your face looks freaking perfect drop-dead gorgeous
00:25:47Maybe this can save everyone from all the ghosters
00:25:51Holy ghosting shit
00:25:54To all the baddies hit us up if you need to ghost your ghoster one night only
00:26:12As I was saying it may seem like any other forgettable rom-com, but the way I'll be playing the
00:26:17male lead be giving it layers that no one's ever seen before
00:26:21Are one of those layers ghosting your hometown girlfriend right after you knocked her up. What are you talking about?
00:26:26Delilah says hi
00:26:29and bye
00:26:55My baby my sweet she meant nothing to me my fangs only
00:26:59thirst for you
00:27:01You're my one in
00:27:07Hey sexy who'd you come here with I bet your blood tastes delicious. Oh
00:27:15Honey watch your step. I don't want you falling for me and getting wet. Oh really?
00:27:32You stupid pathetic girls. Do you know how expensive my costume is?
00:27:37It's made in a town in a city in Illinois you can't even pronounce. No more excuses
00:27:51Let's welcome our new member Conrad from finance
00:27:59Hello Conrad from finance
00:28:03Oh God
00:28:05Yo hey lady I need to get back to my shareholders all right
00:28:09You're here because you use work as an excuse to be selfish and negligent of your partner's needs
00:28:15Oh God you sound just like her. Do you even understand how hard it is to maximize shareholder value?
00:28:22The problem is the world hates to see young guys young men like me be successful and secure
00:28:30Repeat after me
00:28:35Other people's feelings are valid
00:28:42Other people's feelings are valid
00:28:50This Halloween zero ghosts just have disappeared all over the city and women are celebrating
00:28:55And it's all thanks to the mysterious ghost hunters that went viral on social media
00:29:00Word on the street is they can ghost your ex with a special spray
00:29:05The whereabouts of the ghosted are not yet known
00:29:12That's not love bombing that's like being romantic
00:29:14Speaking of you are gorgeous
00:29:18I never believed in love at first sight but looking at you now I don't know how
00:29:28So
00:29:32Did you ghost me?
00:29:34Josh?
00:29:36Did you ghost me?
00:29:39Wow really you got nothing
00:29:41After you just ghosted me I mean
00:29:42So come on you're better than this
00:29:44Josh I was sitting in the bar alone for over an hour
00:29:47I was gonna show up okay I
00:29:49My phone died
00:29:51For the whole day?
00:29:53Why are you making this such a big deal?
00:29:56Did you even think about the possibility that maybe I was going through something?
00:29:59Oh what were you going through?
00:30:01I
00:30:03You know what?
00:30:04That's actually not the point
00:30:05The point is you're being selfish
00:30:07A second chance it's it's the least I deserve Zoe
00:30:11Come on I didn't even do anything wrong
00:30:13I can change
00:30:22Maybe you will Josh
00:30:26I just really don't give up
00:30:29Whoa
00:30:29What the
00:30:37Repeat after me
00:30:40I will not hurt others with my emotional immaturity
00:30:46I will not hurt others with my emotional immaturity
00:30:51Good
00:30:53Now
00:30:54Let's all welcome our newest member
00:30:58Josh
00:31:04Hi Josh
00:31:06Josh
00:31:09AHHHHH
00:31:11AHHHHH
00:31:11AHHHHH
00:31:12AHHHHH
00:31:24który
00:31:29Who
00:31:43Did the
00:31:43How they
00:31:43did the
00:31:43двиг
00:31:43Is
00:31:43when
00:31:56Can't wait to see your hot stuff.
00:31:58Ooh, wear something hot.
00:31:59Good morning.
00:32:02We still on for tonight?
00:32:06Hey, got off work.
00:32:14I've had my fair share of heartbreaks in the 20-something years of my life.
00:32:19But this isn't one of those times.
00:32:35Miss, are you ready to order yet?
00:32:37Just a few more minutes, please.
00:32:41An hour.
00:32:41I've been sitting here for an hour.
00:32:47Hey, it's Josh's voicemail.
00:32:49I'm sorry I'm not addicted to my phone and can't always pick up.
00:32:52Go touch some grass.
00:32:59In modern dating, getting ghosted can make you feel...
00:33:04No.
00:33:05No, worse.
00:33:07It can make you feel like you simply don't exist.
00:33:10Toby, forget about Josh, babe.
00:33:13Yeah, ghost or she go to hell.
00:33:15I have an idea to cheer you up.
00:33:16You're coming to the party with us tonight.
00:33:18I don't know.
00:33:19I think I'm going to stay in, read a book, and never go on another date.
00:33:24What?
00:33:26Why is it doing that?
00:33:28I have no idea.
00:33:55Diva.
00:33:57Period.
00:33:59Let's go to the party.
00:34:01This is coming with us.
00:34:04This is coming with us.
00:34:11Hey!
00:34:12You can't, bro.
00:34:13You're coming.
00:34:14Woo!
00:34:15Yeah, all right.
00:34:15I'll catch y'all.
00:34:16I'll catch y'all.
00:34:17Hey, what's up?
00:34:27Oh, my bad, bro.
00:34:37Oh, yo, Zoe.
00:34:41My bad about your face.
00:34:43You thought you could ruin my makeup like you ruined my freshman year.
00:34:45You're still on that, bro.
00:34:47Chill.
00:34:48All I did was ghost you.
00:34:50Don't touch me.
00:34:51How about this?
00:34:52We run it back.
00:34:53Run it back?
00:34:54Yeah.
00:34:55And I give you backstage passes to my next set.
00:34:58Please stop talking.
00:34:59Ooh, I like it when you're bossy with me.
00:35:01How about you bring your hottest friends?
00:35:03We get you VIP.
00:35:05We get you all backstage.
00:35:06I said, stop talking.
00:35:10What the fuck?
00:35:13Ah!
00:35:16Did you just?
00:35:18Did he just?
00:35:26Bro, where am I?
00:35:30Welcome.
00:35:39Let's get started.
00:35:46I can't believe you killed him.
00:35:48He's dead.
00:35:49And that's a bad thing because...
00:35:51He's not dead, okay?
00:35:52I didn't kill him.
00:35:52Come on.
00:35:53Okay, then, well, what happened?
00:35:54Because you sprayed him as a joke and then, poof, he just disappeared into thin air.
00:35:57So I don't even know...
00:35:58I'm going to try it.
00:36:00Wait!
00:36:01Wait!
00:36:16I'm still here.
00:36:18And your face looks freaking perfect.
00:36:21Drop dead gorgeous.
00:36:24Maybe this can save everyone from all the ghosters.
00:36:28Holy ghosting shit.
00:36:31To all the baddies, hit us up if you need to ghost your ghoster.
00:36:35One night only.
00:36:49As I was saying, it may seem like any other forgettable romcom, but the way I'll be playing
00:36:54the male lead, they're giving it layers that no one's ever seen before.
00:36:59Are one of those layers ghosting your hometown girlfriend right after you knocked her up?
00:37:03What are you talking about?
00:37:04Delilah says hi.
00:37:06And bye.
00:37:08Oh!
00:37:16Oh, good.
00:37:32My baby, my sweet, she meant nothing to me.
00:37:36My fangs, only thirst for you.
00:37:38You're my one in...
00:37:45Hey, sexy.
00:37:47Who'd you come here with?
00:37:48I bet your blood tastes delicious.
00:37:52Oh, honey, watch your step.
00:37:54I don't want you falling for me and getting wet.
00:37:58Oh, really?
00:38:10You stupid pathetic girls!
00:38:13Do not spend time my costume is!
00:38:15It's made in a town, in a city, in Italy, you can't even pronounce!
00:38:19No more excuses.
00:38:29Let's welcome our new member, Conrad from Finance.
00:38:38Hello, Conrad from Finance.
00:38:41Oh, God.
00:38:43Yo, hey, lady.
00:38:44I need to get back to my shareholders, all right?
00:38:46You're here because you use work as an excuse to be selfish and negligent of your partner's needs.
00:38:53Oh, God.
00:38:54You sound just like her.
00:38:55Do you even understand how hard it is to maximize shareholder value?
00:39:00The problem is, the world hates to see young guys, young men like me, be successful and secure.
00:39:08Quiet!
00:39:08Repeat after me.
00:39:12Other people's feelings are valid.
00:39:18Other people's feelings are valid.
00:39:27This Halloween, zero ghosters have disappeared all over the city and women are celebrating.
00:39:33And it's all thanks to the mysterious ghost hunters that went viral on social media.
00:39:38Word on the street is, they can ghost your ex with a special spray.
00:39:43The whereabouts of the ghosted are not yet known.
00:39:49That's not love bombing, that's like being romantic.
00:39:52Speaking of, you are gorgeous.
00:39:56I never believed in love at first sight, but looking at you now, I don't know how.
00:40:06Zoe!
00:40:10Did you ghost me?
00:40:12Josh?
00:40:13Did you ghost me?
00:40:16Wow, really, you got nothing.
00:40:18After you just ghosted me.
00:40:20I mean, so, come on, you're better than this.
00:40:22Josh, I was sitting in the bar alone for over an hour.
00:40:25I was gonna show up, okay?
00:40:27I, my phone died.
00:40:28For the whole day?
00:40:31Why are you making this such a big deal?
00:40:33Did you even think about the possibility that maybe I was going through something?
00:40:37Oh, what were you going through?
00:40:39I, you know what?
00:40:42That's actually not the point.
00:40:43The point is, you're being selfish.
00:40:45A second chance, it's, it's the least I deserve, Zoe.
00:40:49Come on, I didn't even do anything wrong.
00:40:51I can change.
00:41:00Maybe you will, Josh.
00:41:04I just really don't give up.
00:41:07Whoa!
00:41:07What the...
00:41:15Repeat after me.
00:41:17I will not hurt others with my emotional immaturity.
00:41:23I will not hurt others with my emotional immaturity.
00:41:28Good.
00:41:31Now, let's all welcome our newest member.
00:41:37Josh.
00:41:42Hi, Josh.
00:41:44Oh, my gosh.
00:41:48Oh, my gosh.
00:41:48Oh, my gosh.
00:41:49Oh, my gosh.
00:41:50Oh, my gosh.
00:41:50Oh, my gosh.
00:41:50Oh, my gosh.
00:41:50Oh, my gosh.
00:41:50Oh, my gosh.
00:41:50Oh, my gosh.
00:41:53Oh, my gosh.
00:41:56Oh, my gosh.
00:41:57Oh, my gosh.
00:41:59Oh, my gosh.
00:42:00Oh, my gosh.
00:42:01Oh, my gosh.
00:42:37Good morning.
00:42:40We still on for tonight?
00:42:43Hey, got off work.
00:42:51I've had my fair share of heartbreaks in the 20-something years of my life.
00:42:56But this isn't one of those times.
00:43:13Miss, are you ready to order yet?
00:43:15Just a few more minutes, please.
00:43:18An hour.
00:43:19I've been sitting here for an hour.
00:43:25Hey, it's Josh's voicemail.
00:43:27I'm sorry I'm not addicted to my phone and can't always pick up.
00:43:30Go touch some grass.
00:43:36In modern dating, getting ghosted can make you feel...
00:43:41No.
00:43:43No.
00:43:44No.
00:43:44Worse.
00:43:44It can make you feel like you simply don't exist.
00:43:48Sorry.
00:43:49Forget about Josh, babe.
00:43:50Yeah, ghost or she go to hell.
00:43:52I have an idea to cheer you up.
00:43:54You're coming to the party with us tonight.
00:43:55I don't know.
00:43:56I think I'm gonna stay in, read a book, and never go on another date.
00:44:01What?
00:44:03Why is it doing that?
00:44:05I have no idea.
00:44:34G-D-Va.
00:44:35Period.
00:44:36Let's go to the party.
00:44:39This is coming with us.
00:44:48Hey, B-Can, bro.
00:44:51We come.
00:44:51Whoo!
00:44:52Yeah, alright.
00:44:53I'll catch y'all.
00:44:54I'll catch y'all.
00:44:54Hey, what's up?
00:44:58G-D-Va.
00:44:59G-D-Va.
00:44:59G-D-Va.
00:44:59D-Va.
00:45:05Oh, my bad, bro.
00:45:15Oh, yo, Zoe.
00:45:18My bad about your face.
00:45:20You thought you could ruin my makeup like you ruined my freshman year.
00:45:23You're still on that, bro. Chill.
00:45:25All I did was ghost you. Don't touch me.
00:45:28How about this? We run it back.
00:45:31Run it back?
00:45:32Yeah, and I give you backstage passes to my next set.
00:45:36Please stop talking.
00:45:37Ooh, I like it when you're bossy with me.
00:45:39How about you bring your hottest friends?
00:45:40We get you VIP. We get you all backstage.
00:45:43My set! Stop talking!
00:45:48What the fuck?!
00:45:53Did you just...?
00:45:56Did he just...?
00:46:03Bro, where am I?
00:46:07Welcome!
00:46:17Let's get started.
00:46:24I can't believe you killed him.
00:46:25He's dead.
00:46:26And that's a bad thing because...
00:46:28He's not dead, okay?
00:46:29I didn't kill him. Come on.
00:46:30Okay, then, well, what happened?
00:46:31Because you sprayed him as a joke and then, poof, he just disappeared into thin air, so I don't even
00:46:35know...
00:46:35I'ma try it.
00:46:38Wait!
00:46:53I'm still here.
00:46:56And your face looks frickin' perfect.
00:46:58Drop-dead gorgeous.
00:47:02Maybe this can save everyone from all the ghosters.
00:47:06Holy ghosting shit.
00:47:09To all the baddies, hit us up if you need to ghost your ghoster.
00:47:13One night only.
00:47:27As I was sayin', it may seem like any other forgettable rom-com, but the way I'll be playing the
00:47:32male lead, I'll be giving it layers that no one's ever seen before.
00:47:36Are one of those layers ghosting your hometown girlfriend right after you knocked her up?
00:47:40What are you talking about?
00:47:41Delilah says hi.
00:47:44And bye.
00:47:46Oh!
00:47:54Oh!
00:47:55Oh!
00:47:55Oh!
00:47:58Oh!
00:48:00Oh!
00:48:00Oh!
00:48:00Oh!
00:48:00Oh!
00:48:00Oh!
00:48:01Oh!
00:48:01Oh!
00:48:02Oh!
00:48:04Oh!
00:48:10Dude!
00:48:10My baby.
00:48:11My sweet.
00:48:12My baby.
00:48:12She meant nothing to me.
00:48:14My things.
00:48:14Only there's for you.
00:48:16You're my morning.
00:48:23Hey sexy.
00:48:24Who'd you come here with?
00:48:26I bet your blood tastes delicious.
00:48:30Oh, honey, watch your step.
00:48:32I don't want you falling for me and getting wet.
00:48:36Oh, really?
00:48:48You stupid, pathetic girls!
00:48:50Do not expect that my costume is!
00:48:52It's made in a town, in a city, and Italy you can't even pronounce!
00:48:56No more excuses.
00:49:04No more excuses.
00:49:06No more excuses.
00:49:07Let's welcome our new member, Conrad, from Finance.
00:49:15Hello, Conrad from Finance.
00:49:18Oh, God.
00:49:20Yo, hey, lady.
00:49:22I need to get back to my shareholders, all right?
00:49:24You're here because you use work
00:49:26as an excuse to be selfish and negligent of your partner's needs.
00:49:30Oh, God.
00:49:32You sound just like her.
00:49:33Do you even understand how hard it is to maximize shareholder value?
00:49:37The problem is the world hates to see young guys, young men, like me, be successful and secure.
00:49:45Quiet!
00:49:47Repeat after me.
00:49:50Other people's feelings are valid.
00:49:57Other people's feelings are valid.
00:50:05This Halloween, serial ghosters have disappeared all over the city and women are celebrating?
00:50:10And it's all thanks to the mysterious ghost hunters that went viral on social media.
00:50:16Where on the street is, they can ghost your ex with a special spray.
00:50:20The whereabouts of the ghosted are not yet known.
00:50:27That's not love bombing, that's like being romantic.
00:50:30Speaking of, you are gorgeous.
00:50:33I never believed in love at first sight, but looking at you now, I don't know how...
00:50:43Zoe!
00:50:44Zoe!
00:50:48Did you ghost me?
00:50:49Josh?
00:50:51Did you ghost me?
00:50:53What?
00:50:54Wow!
00:50:55Really? You got nothing?
00:50:56After you just ghosted me?
00:50:57I mean...
00:50:58Zoe, come on, you're better than this.
00:50:59Josh, I was sitting in the bar alone for over an hour.
00:51:02I was gonna show up, okay?
00:51:04I...
00:51:05My phone died.
00:51:06For the whole day?
00:51:08Why are you making this such a big deal?
00:51:10Did you even think about the possibility that maybe I was going through something?
00:51:15Oh, what were you going through?
00:51:16I...
00:51:18You know what?
00:51:19That's actually not the point.
00:51:21The point is, you're being selfish.
00:51:23A second chance, it's the least I deserve, Zoe.
00:51:26Come on, I didn't even do anything wrong.
00:51:28I can change.
00:51:38Maybe you will, Josh.
00:51:41I just really don't give up.
00:51:44Whoa!
00:51:45What the...
00:51:47Ow!
00:51:49I'm ready.
00:51:50I'm ready.
00:51:53Repeat after me.
00:51:55I will not hurt others with my emotional immaturity.
00:52:00I will not hurt others with my emotional immaturity.
00:52:06Good.
00:52:08Now, let's all welcome our newest member.
00:52:14Josh.
00:52:19Hi, Josh.
00:52:24AHHHHH!
00:52:25AHHHHH!
00:52:26Ah!
00:53:11Can't wait to see your hot stuff.
00:53:13Ooh, wear something hot.
00:53:14Good morning.
00:53:17We still on for tonight?
00:53:21Hey, got off work.
00:53:29I've had my fair share of heartbreaks in the 20-something years of my life.
00:53:34But this isn't one of those times.
00:53:50Miss, are you ready to order yet?
00:53:52Just a few more minutes, please.
00:53:56An hour.
00:53:57I've been sitting here for an hour.
00:54:02Hey, it's Josh's voicemail.
00:54:04I'm sorry I'm not addicted to my phone and can't always pick up.
00:54:07Go touch some grass.
00:54:14In modern dating, getting ghosted can make you feel...
00:54:19No.
00:54:20No.
00:54:21Worse.
00:54:22It can make you feel like you simply don't exist.
00:54:25Oh, Eve.
00:54:26Forget about Josh, babe.
00:54:28Yeah, ghosters should go to hell.
00:54:30I have an idea to cheer you up.
00:54:31You're coming to the party with us tonight.
00:54:33I don't know.
00:54:34I think I'm going to stay in, read a book, and never go on another date.
00:54:39What?
00:54:41Why is it doing that?
00:54:43I have no idea.
00:55:11D.Va.
00:55:12Period.
00:55:13Let's go to the party.
00:55:16This is coming with us.
00:55:26Hey!
00:55:27It's a vegan, bro.
00:55:28It's going to be...
00:55:29Woo!
00:55:30Yeah, all right.
00:55:30I'll catch y'all.
00:55:31I'll catch y'all.
00:55:32Hey, what's up?
00:55:38Oh!
00:55:42Oh, my bad, bro.
00:55:52Oh, ho.
00:55:54Yo, Zoe.
00:55:56My bad about your face.
00:55:58You thought you could ruin my makeup like you ruined my freshman year.
00:56:00You're still on that, bro.
00:56:02Chill.
00:56:03All I did was ghost you.
00:56:04Don't touch me.
00:56:06How about this?
00:56:07We run it back.
00:56:08Run it back?
00:56:09Yeah.
00:56:10I'll give you backstage passes to my next set.
00:56:13Please stop talking.
00:56:14Oh, I like it when you're bossy with me.
00:56:16How about you bring your hottest friends?
00:56:18We get you VIP.
00:56:20We get you all backstage.
00:56:21My set!
00:56:22Stop talking!
00:56:25What the fuck?
00:56:32Did you just?
00:56:33Did he just?
00:56:40Bro, where am I?
00:56:45Welcome!
00:56:54Let's get started.
00:57:01I can't believe you killed him.
00:57:03He's dead.
00:57:04And that's a bad thing because...
00:57:06He's not dead, okay?
00:57:07I didn't kill him.
00:57:07Come on.
00:57:08Okay, then, well, what happened?
00:57:09Because you sprayed him as a joke and then, poof, he just disappeared into thin air.
00:57:12So I don't even know...
00:57:13I'm going to try it.
00:57:15Wait!
00:57:31I'm still here.
00:57:33And your face looks freaking perfect.
00:57:36Drop dead gorgeous.
00:57:39Maybe this can save everyone from all the ghosters.
00:57:44Holy ghosting shit.
00:57:47To all the baddies, hit us up if you need to ghost your ghoster.
00:57:50One night only.
00:58:04As I was saying, it may seem like any other forgettable rom-com, but the way I'll be playing
00:58:09the male lead, they're giving it layers that no one's ever seen before.
00:58:14Are one of those layers ghosting your hometown girlfriend right after you knocked her up?
00:58:18What are you talking about?
00:58:18Delilah says hi.
00:58:21And bye.
00:58:23Oh!
00:58:46My baby.
00:58:48My sweet?
00:58:49She meant nothing to me.
00:58:51My fangs?
00:58:52Only thirst for you.
00:58:53You're my one in...
00:59:00Hey, sexy.
00:59:02Who'd you come here with?
00:59:03I bet your blood tastes delicious.
00:59:07Oh, honey.
00:59:08Watch your step.
00:59:10I don't want you falling for me and getting wet.
00:59:13Oh, really?
00:59:25You stupid pathetic girls!
00:59:28Do not spend time my costumers!
00:59:30It's made in a town!
00:59:31It is city in Italy who can't even pronounce!
00:59:34No more excuses.
00:59:44Let's welcome our new member, Conrad from Finance.
00:59:52Hello, Conrad from Finance.
00:59:56Oh, God.
00:59:57Yo, hey, lady.
00:59:59I need to get back to my shareholders, all right?
01:00:01You're here because you use work as an excuse to be selfish and negligent of your partner's needs.
01:00:08Oh, God. You sound just like her.
01:00:10Do you even understand how hard it is to maximize shareholder value?
01:00:15The problem is the world hates to see young guys, young men like me be successful and secure.
01:00:23Quiet!
01:00:25Repeat after me.
01:00:28Other people's feelings are valid.
01:00:34Other people's feelings are valid.
01:00:42This Halloween, serial ghosters have disappeared all over the city and women are celebrating.
01:00:48And it's all thanks to the mysterious ghost hunters that went viral on social media.
01:00:53Word on the street is they can ghost your ex with a special spray.
01:00:58The whereabouts of the ghosted are not yet known.
01:01:04That's not love bombing. That's like being romantic.
01:01:07Speaking of, you are gorgeous.
01:01:10I mean, I never believed in love at first sight, but looking at you now, I don't know how...
01:01:21Zoe!
01:01:25Did you ghost me?
01:01:27Josh?
01:01:28Did you ghost me?
01:01:31Wow!
01:01:32Really? You got nothing.
01:01:33After you just ghosted me.
01:01:35I mean, Zoe, come on. You're better than this.
01:01:37Josh, I was sitting in the bar alone for over an hour.
01:01:40Look, I was gonna show up, okay? I...
01:01:42My phone died.
01:01:43For the whole day?
01:01:46Why are you making this such a big deal?
01:01:48Did you even think about the possibility that maybe I was going through something?
01:01:52Oh, what were you going through?
01:01:54I...
01:01:55You know what? That's actually not the point.
01:01:58The point is, you're being selfish.
01:02:00A second chance, it's the least I deserve, Zoe.
01:02:04Come on, I didn't even do anything wrong.
01:02:05Come on, I can change.
01:02:15Maybe you will, Josh.
01:02:19I just really don't give up.
01:02:22Whoa!
01:02:23What the...
01:02:30Repeat after me.
01:02:32I will not hurt others with my emotional immaturity.
01:02:38I will not hurt others with my emotional immaturity.
01:02:43Good!
01:02:46Now, let's all welcome our newest member...
01:02:51Josh.
01:02:57Hi, Josh.
01:02:59Ahhhh!
01:03:03Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
01:04:06I've had my fair share of heartbreaks in the 20-something years of my life.
01:04:11But this isn't one of those times.
01:04:28Miss, are you ready to order yet?
01:04:29Just a few more minutes, please.
01:04:33An hour.
01:04:34I've been sitting here for an hour.
01:04:40Hey, it's Josh's voicemail.
01:04:42I'm sorry I'm not addicted to my phone and can't always pick up.
01:04:45Go touch some grass.
01:04:51In modern dating, getting ghosted can make you feel...
01:04:56No.
01:04:58No.
01:04:59Worse.
01:04:59It can make you feel like you simply don't exist.
01:05:03Tell me.
01:05:04Forget about Josh, babe.
01:05:05Yeah, ghost or she go to hell.
01:05:07I have an idea to cheer you up.
01:05:09You're coming to the party with us tonight.
01:05:10I don't know.
01:05:11I think I'm going to stay in, read a book, and never go on another date.
01:05:17What?
01:05:18Why is it doing that?
01:05:20I have no idea.
01:05:48D.Va, period.
01:05:51Let's go to the party.
01:05:53This is coming with us.
01:06:05You can, bro.
01:06:06You gotta be blue.
01:06:07Yeah, all right.
01:06:08I'll catch y'all.
01:06:09I'll catch y'all.
01:06:09Hey, what's up?
01:06:16Whoa!
01:06:20Oh, my bad, bro.
01:06:30Oh, ho.
01:06:32Yo, Zoe.
01:06:33My bad about your face.
01:06:35You thought you could ruin my makeup like you ruined my freshman year.
01:06:38You're still on that, bro.
01:06:40Chill.
01:06:40All I did was ghost you.
01:06:42Don't touch me.
01:06:43How about this?
01:06:45We run it back.
01:06:46Run it back?
01:06:46Yeah.
01:06:48And I give you backstage passes to my next set.
01:06:51Please stop talking.
01:06:52Oh, I like it when you're bossy with me.
01:06:54How about you bring your hottest friends?
01:06:56We get you VIP.
01:06:57We get you all backstage.
01:06:58I said stop talking.
01:07:02What the fuck?
01:07:04What the fuck?
01:07:09Did you just?
01:07:11Did he just?
01:07:18Bro, where am I?
01:07:22Welcome.
01:07:32Let's get started.
01:07:39I can't believe you killed him.
01:07:40He's dead.
01:07:41And that's a bad thing because...
01:07:43He's not dead.
01:07:44Okay?
01:07:44I didn't kill him.
01:07:45Come on.
01:07:45Okay, then, well, what happened?
01:07:46Because you sprayed him as a joke and then, poof, he just disappeared into thin air.
01:07:50So I don't even know...
01:07:51I'm going to try it.
01:07:53Wait!
01:07:53Wait!
01:08:08I'm still here.
01:08:11And your face looks freaking perfect.
01:08:14Drop dead gorgeous.
01:08:17Maybe this can save everyone from all the ghosters.
01:08:21Holy ghosting shit.
01:08:24To all the baddies, hit us up if you need to ghost your ghoster.
01:08:28One night only.
01:08:42As I was saying, it may seem like any other forgettable rom-com, but the way I'll be playing
01:08:46the male lead, I'll be giving it layers that no one's ever seen before.
01:08:51Are one of those layers ghosting your hometown girlfriend right after you knocked her up?
01:08:55What are you talking about?
01:08:56Delilah says hi.
01:08:59And bye.
01:09:25My baby.
01:09:26My sweet.
01:09:27She meant nothing to me.
01:09:28My fangs only thirst for you.
01:09:31You're my one in...
01:09:38Hey, sexy.
01:09:39Who'd you come here with?
01:09:41I bet your blood tastes delicious.
01:09:45Oh, honey.
01:09:46Watch your step.
01:09:47I don't want you falling for me and getting wet.
01:09:51Oh, really?
01:10:03You stupid pathetic girls!
01:10:05Do you know how expensive my costume is?
01:10:07It's made in a town, in a city, in Italy, you can't even pronounce!
01:10:11No, no more excuses.
01:10:21Let's welcome our new member, Conrad from Finance.
01:10:29Hello, Conrad from Finance.
01:10:33Oh, God.
01:10:35Yo, hey, lady.
01:10:37I need to get back to my shareholders, all right?
01:10:39You're here because you use work as an excuse to be selfish and negligent of your partner's needs.
01:10:45Oh, God.
01:10:47You sound just like her.
01:10:48Do you even understand how hard it is to maximize shareholder value?
01:10:52The problem is, the world hates to see young guys, young men like me, be successful and secure.
01:11:00Quiet!
01:11:02Repeat after me.
01:11:05Other people's feelings are valid.
01:11:12Other people's feelings are valid.
01:11:20This Halloween, zero ghosters have disappeared all over the city and women are celebrating.
01:11:26And it's all thanks to the mysterious ghost hunters that went viral on social media.
01:11:31Word on the street is, they can ghost your ex with a special spray.
01:11:35The whereabouts of the ghosted are not yet known.
01:11:42That's not love bombing.
01:11:43That's like being romantic.
01:11:45Speaking of, you are gorgeous.
01:11:48I never believed in love at first sight, but looking at you now, I don't know how...
01:11:58Zoey.
01:12:03Did you ghost me?
01:12:04Josh?
01:12:06Did you ghost me?
01:12:09Wow.
01:12:10Really?
01:12:10You got nothing.
01:12:11After you just ghosted me.
01:12:12I mean, so, come on, you're better than this.
01:12:14Josh, I was sitting in the bar alone for over an hour.
01:12:17I was gonna show up, okay?
01:12:19I...
01:12:20My phone died.
01:12:21For the whole day?
01:12:23Why are you making this such a big deal?
01:12:26Did you even think about the possibility that maybe I was going through something?
01:12:29Oh, what were you going through?
01:12:32I...
01:12:33You know what?
01:12:34That's actually not the point.
01:12:36The point is, you're being selfish.
01:12:38A second chance.
01:12:39It's the least I deserve, Zo.
01:12:41Come on, I didn't even do anything wrong.
01:12:43I can change.
01:12:53Maybe you will, Josh.
01:12:56I just really don't get...
01:12:59Whoa!
01:13:00What the...
01:13:08Repeat after me.
01:13:10I will not hurt others with my emotional immaturity.
01:13:15I will not hurt others with my emotional immaturity.
01:13:22Good!
01:13:23Now, let's all welcome our newest member.
01:13:29Josh.
01:13:35Hi, Josh.
01:13:58Hi, Josh.
01:14:26Can't wait to see you hot stuff.
01:14:28Ooh, where's something hot?
01:14:29Good morning.
01:14:32We still on for tonight?
01:14:36Hey, got off work.
01:14:44I've had my fair share of heartbreaks in the 20-something years of my life.
01:14:49But this isn't one of those times.
01:14:51Party girl.
01:14:52I'll be wild on a loop.
01:15:05Miss, are you ready to order yet?
01:15:07Just a few more minutes.
01:15:08Just a few more minutes, please.
01:15:11An hour.
01:15:12I've been sitting here for an hour.
01:15:17Hey, it's Josh's voicemail.
01:15:19Hey, it's Josh's voicemail.
01:15:43Yeah, Josh's voicemail.
01:15:44Ghost or she go to hell?
01:15:45I have an idea to cheer you up.
01:15:46You're coming to the party with us tonight.
01:15:48I don't know.
01:15:48I think I'm going to stay in, read a book, and never go on another date.
01:15:54What?
01:15:56Why is it doing that?
01:15:58I have no idea.
01:15:59I have no idea.
01:16:25Diva.
01:16:27Period.
01:16:29Let's go to the party.
01:16:31This is coming with us.
01:16:34This is coming with us.
01:16:41Yes!
01:16:42You can, bro.
01:16:43It's coming.
01:16:44Woo!
01:16:45Yeah, all right.
01:16:45I'll catch y'all.
01:16:46Hey, what's up?
01:16:56Oh, my bad, bro.
01:16:59Oh, my bad, bro.
01:17:07Oh, yo, Zoe.
01:17:10My bad about your face.
01:17:13My bad about your face.
01:17:13You thought you could ruin my makeup like you ruined my freshman year.
01:17:15You're still on that, bro.
01:17:17Chill.
01:17:18All I did was ghost you.
01:17:20Don't touch me.
01:17:21How about this?
01:17:22We run it back.
01:17:23Run it back?
01:17:24Yeah.
01:17:25And I give you backstage passes to my next set.
01:17:28Please stop talking.
01:17:29Ooh, I like it when you're bossy with me.
01:17:31How about you bring your hottest friends?
01:17:33We get you VIP.
01:17:35We get you all backstage.
01:17:36I said stop talking.
01:17:40What the fuck?
01:17:47Did you just?
01:17:48Did he just?
01:17:56Bro, where am I?
01:18:00Welcome.
01:18:09Let's get started.
01:18:16I can't believe you killed him.
01:18:18He's dead.
01:18:19And that's a bad thing because...
01:18:21He's not dead, okay?
01:18:22I didn't kill him.
01:18:22Come on.
01:18:23Okay, then, well, what happened?
01:18:24Because you sprayed him as a joke and then, poof, he just disappeared into thin air.
01:18:27So I don't even know...
01:18:28I'm gonna try it.
01:18:30Wait!
01:18:31Wait!
01:18:39I'm... still here.
01:18:40Drop dead gorgeous.
01:18:41Yeah we look good.
01:18:43Good.
01:18:44Good.
01:18:44Yeah we look good.
01:18:46I'm still here.
01:18:48And your face looks freakin' perfect.
01:18:51Drop dead gorgeous.
01:18:54Maybe this can save everyone from all the ghosters.
01:18:59Holy ghosting shit.
01:19:01To all the baddies.
01:19:03Hit us up if you need to ghost your ghoster.
01:19:05One night only.
01:19:19As I was saying, it may seem like any other forgettable rom-com, but the way I'll be playing
01:19:24the male lead, I'll be giving it layers that no one's ever seen before.
01:19:29Are one of those layers ghosting your hometown girlfriend right after you knocked her up?
01:19:33What are you talking about?
01:19:33Delilah says hi.
01:19:36And bye.
01:19:38Oh!
01:20:02My baby, my sweet, she meant nothing to me.
01:20:06My fangs, only thirst for you.
01:20:09You're my one in...
01:20:15Hey, sexy.
01:20:17Who'd you come here with?
01:20:18I bet your blood tastes delicious.
01:20:22Oh, honey, watch your step.
01:20:24I don't want you falling for me and getting wet.
01:20:28Oh, really?
01:20:40You stupid pathetic girls!
01:20:43Do you know how expensive my costume is?
01:20:45It's made in a town in a city in Italy you can't even pronounce!
01:20:48No!
01:20:48No more excuses.
01:20:59Let's welcome our new member, Conrad from Finance.
01:21:06Hello, Conrad from Finance.
01:21:10Oh, God.
01:21:13Yo, hey lady, I need to get back to my shareholders, alright?
01:21:17You're here because you use work as an excuse to be selfish and negligent of your partner's needs.
01:21:23Oh, God.
01:21:24You sound just like her.
01:21:25Do you even understand how hard it is to maximize shareholder value?
01:21:30The problem is the world hates to see young guys, young men like me be successful and secure.
01:21:38Quiet!
01:21:39Repeat after me.
01:21:43Other people's feelings are valid.
01:21:49Other people's feelings are valid.
01:21:57This Halloween, zero ghosters have disappeared all over the city and women are... celebrating?
01:22:03And it's all thanks to the mysterious ghost hunters that went viral on social media.
01:22:08Word on the street is, they can ghost your ex with a special spray.
01:22:13The whereabouts of the ghosted are not yet known.
01:22:19That's not love bombing, that's like being romantic.
01:22:22Speaking of, you are gorgeous!
01:22:26I never believed in love at first sight, but looking at you now, I don't know how...
01:22:36Zoe!
01:22:40Did you ghost me?
01:22:42Josh?
01:22:43Did you ghost me?
01:22:46Wow!
01:22:47Really, you got nothing.
01:22:48After you just ghosted me.
01:22:50I mean, Zoe, come on, you're better than this.
01:22:52Josh, I was sitting in the bar alone for over an hour.
01:22:55I was gonna show up, okay?
01:22:57I...
01:22:57My phone died.
01:22:58For the whole day?
01:23:01Why are you making this such a big deal?
01:23:03Did you even think about the possibility that maybe I was going through something?
01:23:07Oh, what were you going through?
01:23:09I...
01:23:10You know what?
01:23:11That's actually not the point.
01:23:13The point is, you're being selfish.
01:23:15A second chance, it's the least I deserve, Zoe.
01:23:19Come on, I didn't even do anything wrong.
01:23:21I can change.
01:23:30Maybe you will, Josh.
01:23:33I just really don't get...
01:23:36Whoa!
01:23:37What the...
01:23:39What the...
01:23:42What the...
01:23:43What the...
01:23:43What the...
01:23:43What the...
01:23:45Repeat after me.
01:23:47I will not hurt others with my emotional immaturity.
01:23:53I will not hurt others with my emotional immaturity.
01:23:58Good!
01:24:01Now, let's all welcome our newest member.
01:24:06Josh.
01:24:12Hi, Josh.
01:24:14What?
01:24:16Ah!
01:24:18Ah!
01:24:20Ah!
01:24:21Ah!�ah

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