00:00I wanted my first Diwali to be explosive.
00:02You ruined my life!
00:05But this is not what I had in mind.
00:10Diwali is literally our version of Christmas.
00:13My family, we don't celebrate Christmas.
00:16We survive it.
00:17I finally get to meet your parents.
00:20Where is that lovely Dr. Goffin?
00:22Oh, I'm sorry, sweetie.
00:24I'll call you when we're ready to order.
00:26My future mother-in-law doesn't like me.
00:29You know what would help?
00:30Don't you say it.
00:32Your family.
00:33And you said it.
00:35Your parents promised me that they were going to be on their best behaviors.
00:39Do you maybe want to put your shoe back on?
00:41Oh, no, no, no, no, no!
00:44I am laying ground rules.
00:47You're perfect.
00:52This is my family.
00:55Cows are sacred in our culture.
00:59Oh.
01:00So, no slaughter.
01:01No slaughter.
01:03No slaughter.
01:03Yo!
01:03Mmm.
01:05Our parents hate each other, dude.
01:07We need to fix the situation.
01:08Keep our parents a phone.
01:10She's not going to come cheap.
01:12These things never end well.
01:13The last family gathering hours end.
01:15Maybe let me...
01:16Yeah, cha-poo.
01:19Money well spent, huh?
01:22Diwali is cancelled.
01:23I thought...
01:24I thought we were supposed to be a team.
01:26We are a team.
01:27What's the next move?
01:28To save Diwali.
01:30Wonderful.
01:31Diwali is puppy.
01:33I was not prepared.
01:38Diwali is supposed to be about peace.
01:42Light.
01:46And love.
01:48Diwali is a go.
01:56Hey.
01:57Put that away.
01:59Not till Diwali.
02:00Not till Diwali.
02:00T twin, it's not him.
02:00What's the loyans?
02:02We'll be ready.
02:03We'll be ready.
02:03...and get up.
02:05Look how.
02:06We'll be ready.
02:06We'll be ready.
