00:03Oh, you want a hot breakfast? You want to get up earlier?
00:05I won't be taking on your back chat, neither.
00:07You only got away with it by the skin of your teeth yesterday.
00:10And you better be going into that college and all,
00:11cos I can't phone and check, you know.
00:12And don't be making that talking hand behind my back, neither, thank you.
00:16I wasn't.
00:18I'm sorry I lost it with Andy, all right?
00:22You can take it for some gentle exercise later, if you want.
00:26Right, I'm off for a run.
00:27Um, there's no appointments till the afternoon surgery, is there?
00:32Clyde's had his medication, so nothing too strenuous,
00:36just down to the telephone box and back.
00:38Them trainers still fit you.
00:50We should be encouraging him, really.
00:52I swear that tracksuit had dust on it.
00:56You're going to put your jobbers on, then, and join him, running?
00:59Only till they put them back every night while you do the dishes.
01:02Come here, I need to work.
01:07Um, have you had any ideas about what to get him for his birthday?
01:11Not really thought about it.
01:13Yeah, but...
01:15It's special, though, isn't it?
01:17Don't think he's that bothered.
01:18He has a birthday every year, you see.
01:20Yeah.
01:23He's 40.
01:24Is he?
01:25He never said.
01:27Oh!
01:28I'd best not make too much of a fuss, then, if he's sensitive about it.
01:30Cheers for that.
01:31No!
01:31What?
01:32No!
01:32No!
01:33He'll get a thing about it, he'll go all moody,
01:35and he has to get over it, celebrate it, feel the burn.
01:38No, he doesn't.
01:39You see, when I hit 40, he won't see me for dust.
01:41I'll be holed up in some private clinic somewhere,
01:43having my bingo wings clipped.
01:47Well, I think...
01:48I think we should organise something for him.
01:50You know what I say?
01:51No!
01:52No!
01:53A surprise!
01:54No, no way!
01:55No, I don't think that's a good idea,
01:56cos paddy and parties don't really mix at the best of times.
01:59But you, jumping out of a cake...
02:01Why hasn't he let on to you that he's gone up to 40, eh?
02:04Cos he doesn't want me to know.
02:07Obviously got a thing about it.
02:09You're not bothered by it, are you?
02:11But he'll spend the rest of his life being 39.
02:14And is that a bad thing?
02:15Yes.
02:16Why?
02:16Because when it does come out, and it will,
02:18he'll feel vain and stupid,
02:20and he'll have missed the chance of a great party with his mates.
02:22I mean, the world's a 47th party, eh?
02:23All right, I'm listening.
02:30I'm talking about my little run.
02:33Well, I might have mentioned it in passing.
02:35There's a sheep there.
02:44I could take him away for a luxury break, I suppose.
02:47It's what people do, innit?
02:49Yeah, spa, maybe.
02:50Oh, you see?
02:51You see, women always do that.
02:54Oh, yeah, love a spa.
02:55But we don't.
02:56We don't.
02:56We loathe them.
02:57So we veg out on the four-poster bed,
03:00watching the footy,
03:01eating the complimentary biscuits,
03:02and you lot get the ump
03:03in your scary, scary face packs.
03:05All right, then.
03:06I'll take him to a rugby match or summer.
03:08Yeah.
03:09Beer, pies, many shots.
03:12It's the wrong season.
03:13Anyway, I can't have Aaron
03:14staying at mine while you lot swan off.
03:16Why?
03:17Why?
03:18Because I've got enough of my place
03:19stopping Eli and Lizzie from bickering.
03:21I don't need him hanging around
03:22with his blue touch pair
03:23where his match is winding him up.
03:24Oh.
03:25Hey.
03:26Hey, maybe they're in love.
03:28Yeah, you know,
03:28like in one of them
03:29soppy romantic comedy thingies.
03:31Because they pretend they hate each other
03:32and then one day they're going to fall
03:33into each other's arms
03:34and live happily ever after.
03:36Yes.
03:37Sometimes, Chas,
03:38when two people of the opposite sex
03:40don't get on,
03:41it's as simple as
03:42they hate each other.
03:44All right.
03:45Well, you don't think
03:45I'm turning into a girl, do you?
03:47Stranger things.
03:48Okay.
03:49What's the plan then?
03:51Oi!
03:55Well, he is still in with that parrot.
03:58I could help with the party,
04:00I suppose.
04:01Look, I do know.
04:03You want to prove yourself?
04:05And you'll do whatever we say
04:07in all freelancing.
04:08Mm-hmm.
04:11You're in.
04:13Go on,
04:14go back to your lookout post.
04:18That was a nice thing to do.
04:20Risky,
04:21but nice.
04:22So,
04:24Eli and Lizzie,
04:25total non-starter,
04:26you reckon?
04:27We could always bring her
04:28to Paddy's party
04:29as your plus one.
04:31What?
04:32No.
04:33No!
04:33No, I like her.
04:34She's a mate,
04:35yeah, but not like that.
04:36Stop it.
04:42I told you they were hot.
04:45I've done us a nice,
04:46healthy Greek salad.
04:48Marlon did the dressing.
04:51Mike waved it,
04:52but it should taste alright
04:53with a bit of low-fat spread.
04:55Sigh.
04:58So,
04:59your birthday's coming up soon,
05:01yeah?
05:03Well,
05:04Marlon suggested
05:05that we go away somewhere.
05:06Where'd you fancy?
05:09I don't know.
05:12Right, well,
05:12give us your credit card tomorrow
05:13and I'll book us somewhere.
05:15Yeah?
05:17Look,
05:18you idiot!
05:19I'll pay for it.
05:21I'll get it somewhere dead good.
05:23With a spa, maybe?
05:24Hmm.
05:25A bit of a nice surprise for you.
