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00:00:00When I want my feet lit, I'll ask for it!
00:00:02I want my feet lit!
00:00:06It's a ba-bam!
00:00:07And I was hoping for a nice salami sandwich!
00:00:13I'd pay 200 bucks for a nice pepperoni cheesecake right now.
00:00:18Who called me cheap?
00:00:20I'd pay 300 bucks!
00:00:23It's all over, scum scrubbers!
00:00:27Who threw that vegetable?
00:00:29I've never been so insulted in my whole life!
00:00:33C-C-Cramas here in Coopalot?
00:00:36Uh, I mean, uh, Coopas here in Coopalot?
00:00:39I mean, she...
00:00:41Let's split this place!
00:00:43How dare he!
00:00:45There's only one king of Coopalot!
00:00:48And who is that?
00:00:49Ah, can you give me a hint?
00:00:51He's sitting right here on this throne!
00:00:55Hmm...
00:00:55Well, gee, maybe you better get off him.
00:01:00Now, we'll never get back to Brooklyn!
00:01:03Take it easy, Luigi!
00:01:05Things could be worse!
00:01:07We're trapped in a dungeon about to be executed!
00:01:10How could things be any worse?
00:01:13Well, for one thing, the ceiling could lower until it flattens us like a pizza!
00:01:23Very uncool, dudes!
00:01:26The ceiling is lowering!
00:01:29Or the room could fill with water until we all drown like rats!
00:01:34Huh?
00:01:35We've got to get out of here!
00:01:37Hey!
00:01:38I've got to think of another way things could be worse!
00:01:40Mario, please!
00:01:42Don't say another one!
00:01:48Hmm...
00:01:49Ah!
00:01:50Whoa!
00:01:56You'll have to swim across the moat and let down the drubridge!
00:01:59Me?
00:02:01But...
00:02:01But...
00:02:01But I can't!
00:02:03I'm...
00:02:03I'm gonna have a baby!
00:02:04Ooh!
00:02:08When I get my hands on that King Koopa, I'll fix his wagon!
00:02:13Hey!
00:02:14What's the matter with King Koopa's wagon?
00:02:16Is it broken?
00:02:17No, it's just fine!
00:02:19And it's waiting for you, criminal vermin!
00:02:22You despicable felons!
00:02:25Felons?
00:02:26Yo!
00:02:26I never fell on nobody!
00:02:28Oh, no!
00:02:30Indend!
00:02:31I mean...
00:02:32Dended!
00:02:33I mean...
00:02:34She...
00:02:34We're trapped!
00:02:36Wait!
00:02:36Who doesn't get us out of here soon?
00:02:38I'm gonna eat this mattress!
00:02:42Yo!
00:02:43I need a factor!
00:02:45I need a pizza!
00:02:47Ah!
00:02:48A nice cool shower!
00:02:53Diamonds, gold, rubies!
00:02:55It must be worth over a hundred bucks!
00:02:58There's a fungus among us!
00:03:01It's pretty thick glass!
00:03:03But this baby has cut through some pretty tough pieces!
00:03:09Hey!
00:03:09I just remembered!
00:03:11I speak pigeon!
00:03:12Cooper!
00:03:13Where's the princess?
00:03:14She's playing in the sand!
00:03:20Captain Koopa sends you every plastic egg for princess!
00:03:26Voila!
00:03:27Pink!
00:03:29What kind of birthday cake?
00:03:31She's happy!
00:03:33Happy?
00:03:34Imposter?
00:03:35I never use the H word!
00:03:38So...
00:03:38What do we do now, Mr. Big Time Gambler?
00:03:41Run for it!
00:03:46It ain't over till it's over, lizard lips!
00:03:50Stop, wisecrackin' mushroom or I'll turn you into soap!
00:03:54Oh no!
00:03:55Toad, it's you!
00:03:57Who did you expect?
00:03:59Pee-wee Herman?
00:04:01Uh, excuse my brother!
00:04:03He gets nervous around guys six times bigger than him!
00:04:06Hey, this is some place!
00:04:07Huh, Luigi?
00:04:08It's some place, but I don't know what place!
00:04:11This is the place where we capture you!
00:04:14Oh!
00:04:15See, Luigi?
00:04:16This is the place where they capture us!
00:04:19That was some trick, Mario!
00:04:21How about doing another trick and getting me some more oats?
00:04:24Sorry, but I'm out of oats!
00:04:32No oats, no work!
00:04:34Sorry, fat boy!
00:04:41Now, Luigi!
00:04:42Get him!
00:04:43Get him?
00:04:44Get him!
00:04:55Wait a macaroni minute!
00:04:57I got an idea!
00:04:58Dance, Luigi!
00:04:59You lost your noodle!
00:05:00Dance!
00:05:01Dance!
00:05:10I can't believe this!
00:05:12You traded the royal cow for a handful of bean seeds?
00:05:18Water!
00:05:19Water!
00:05:22Water!
00:05:22Water!
00:05:26Quick, drink this!
00:05:30Ewww!
00:05:32So, you like Mario's hot pepper pistachio ice cream, eh?
00:05:36Who cares about ice cream?
00:05:39It's you!
00:05:40I love dreamboat!
00:05:44Watch it, lady!
00:05:45You're wrinkled my moustache!
00:05:47Let's have a little of your hot pepper pistachio ice cream
00:05:50while we plan our future together!
00:05:51Now you're talking?
00:05:54Not you, my little dumpling.
00:05:59You're still on a diet.
00:06:03Please, just a little.
00:06:05Well, just a bit because I love you so much.
00:06:09Groundness! The prisoners have escaped!
00:06:13What? How could you be so stupid?
00:06:20No! Here, a zucchini for you!
00:06:27Yeah, the bill collector after my mushroom hide was just a phony.
00:06:32You mean I washed my neck for nothing?
00:06:35You mean I wasted my tomato sauce?
00:06:39The poor Quirks. I could just cry for them.
00:06:43You're breaking my heart, Princess.
00:06:45Now get the word!
00:06:49We've thrown out everything but our emergency pasta ration!
00:07:00I can't do it! I can't use the last of my pasta!
00:07:04I can't do it!
00:07:07I can't do it! I can't do it!
00:07:21Yeah!
00:07:24You call that music?
00:07:26That bad wreck!
00:07:32Let's take a lunch break
00:07:34Oh Mario, you just ate three guavas, four breadfruit and two bananas
00:07:39If food isn't pasta, it doesn't count
00:07:42Your badness, your badness
00:07:46Never interrupt me when I'm gloating
00:07:49Crash landing, egg in the face, fasten your seatbelt
00:07:53Is everybody alright?
00:07:55No, Koopa's etching powder is thriving meat buggy
00:08:00Yeah, I feel like I was sped by a million mosquitoes
00:08:04This time Koopa really did something rash
00:08:07Don't just stand there scratching
00:08:11Koopa's gonna beat us to the witch doctor's village
00:08:14Spaghetti!
00:08:16I got an idea, let's use that rock thing for a bridge
00:08:20That was my idea, you stuck-faced simp
00:08:23Your plumber pals ran out on you, remember?
00:08:27Wrong again, lizard breath!
00:08:33I thought we were gonna sneak up on him, Mario
00:08:35I forgot
00:08:37You shouldn't have broken the speed limit, Owen
00:08:39You'll have to pull over
00:08:44I never should have let you drive
00:08:48You wanted a nap, remember?
00:08:50I'm not in jail
00:08:51Paper bomb, did anyone ever tell you you were ugly?
00:08:56Me?
00:08:57I've seen better looking bombs after they exploded
00:09:00I bet you have to sneak up on a match just to get a light
00:09:06Wow!
00:09:09Geez, what's that boss? How did that happen?
00:09:12That mouse brain
00:09:14To think of all the gold coins I wasted on his drivers and glasses
00:09:19Kick your rearview mirror, Mario!
00:09:24Handsome devil, ain't I?
00:09:29Next time, Cooper
00:09:31Use the crosswalk
00:09:32I'll get you for this, Mario
00:09:34Cooper back
00:09:36Re-attack
00:09:39And get that loser Luigi too
00:09:43And get him
00:09:45Get them
00:09:46Get all of them
00:09:47Why am I cursed with such mush-headed minions?
00:09:51Ah, Mauser
00:09:52I was just talking about you
00:09:55You're most grand, majestic, and not at all overweight, Cooper
00:10:00Princess Toadstool and the Mario's on you
00:10:03Perfect
00:10:03Once I have the great balls of fire
00:10:06I'll really heat things up for that princess fungus and the sewer simps
00:10:11These fireballs are fantastic
00:10:14Think of the destruction
00:10:16Think of the wreckage
00:10:17Think of how much this will lower my heating bill
00:10:20Think of how much this will lower my heating bill
00:10:28Marinara Chateau Cupola, 1989
00:10:31Hey, it's tomato sauce
00:10:34We're surrounded by vampires and all he thinks about is food
00:10:39They're zombies
00:10:41Maybe we can sneak past them
00:10:51Oh
00:10:52He needs garlic
00:10:57Huh?
00:10:58I always wanted to be taller, but this is ridiculous.
00:11:12It is tickle torture. It is not funny.
00:11:17Now, my dear, it's time to initiate you into the loyal brotherhood of tomato sauce vampires.
00:11:25Brotherhood? But I'm a girl.
00:11:28Remember, Luigi, you gotta act tough.
00:11:35I'll take a milk.
00:11:39And a dirty glass.
00:11:42Do I hear a million gold coins for this fair maiden of the sea?
00:11:48I'd bet a billion.
00:11:55A billion?
00:11:56Ha! Sold to the puny pirate with the hideous hair for a billion gold coins.
00:12:06That's no good, diaper dictator.
00:12:09How terrible.
00:12:10We gotta free these kids, somehow.
00:12:14Oops!
00:12:19Going my way, Maffino!
00:12:21I don't know.
00:12:26I don't know.
00:12:29Cut it out, princess.
00:12:30I'm a...
00:12:32I'm a...
00:12:33I'm a pig.
00:12:34I'm a pig!
00:12:35No!
00:12:40Little princess, don't you cry.
00:12:43I'm gonna buy you a pizza pie.
00:12:45And if that pizza pie gets ate, Luigi'll buy you a New York steak.
00:12:50We gotta find the dude first! This fog is thicker than mushroom soup!
00:12:57Did someone say soup? I'll have mine with a double order of spaghetti!
00:13:02Gee, that Mario. He could pulverize a pasta factory and still have room for dessert.
00:13:07You don't scare me, you linguine-looking losers!
00:13:11What are we gonna do?
00:13:14If only I could get the meatball sandwich out of my pocket!
00:13:17Suffer in spaghetti! How could you think of food at a time like this?
00:13:22Soon I'll be the vilest villain to ever victimize Victoria!
00:13:27What do you think of me now, Mr. Detective Defective?
00:13:31Elementary, my dear Cooperity. You're a cross between a lizard and an inferior species of toad.
00:13:37Your brain is smaller than a peanut. You got the lowest grades in your school
00:13:41and hold the world record for flanking kindergarten the most times.
00:13:44When you were little, the other Coopers nicknamed you lizard lips and never let you play with them.
00:13:49You were a naughty, lily-livered bully boy and wet the bed until you were twelve.
00:13:53Take that, you Cooper quackpot!
00:13:56There must be some food around here somewhere.
00:13:58Hmm, looks like a lunchbox.
00:14:04Mario, don't put your hand in there!
00:14:11That's the killer kitty of the Cascavilles!
00:14:15Pull! Pull! Pull! Pull!
00:14:22This is the first time my lunch ever took a bite out of me!
00:14:28I'm gonna turn those two fat little plumbers into two flat little plumbers!
00:14:35And you, make up a guest list! Invite all my friends to the wedding!
00:14:42Uh, friends? What friends?
00:14:45Well, there's a...
00:14:48Nan, how about the...
00:14:52Uh...
00:14:52Alright, invite my mother! She'll show up for the cake!
00:14:58Coupoms! Coupoms!
00:15:01Sweet little baby!
00:15:04You're making Mama so happy!
00:15:09Ow!
00:15:12I'm glad, Mama!
00:15:14What took you so long to find a nice girl and settle down anyway?
00:15:20So this is the lucky bride!
00:15:25I want you and my little Coupoms to spend your honeymoon with me!
00:15:30A... A honeymoon?
00:15:33Oh, yes!
00:15:35I live in the foulest, smelliest swamp in seven worlds!
00:15:40You'll love it!
00:15:45Poor dear!
00:15:47She's overcome with joy!
00:15:50The Pied Koopa has just stolen all our children!
00:15:53Oh, no! How terrible!
00:15:56Stupid Koopa's stooping lower and lower these days!
00:15:59The princess is right, Luigi! Come on!
00:16:01Careful, Mario!
00:16:03There could be real danger behind that door!
00:16:06It can't be any worse on your dungeon full of water!
00:16:09Wanna bet? My soggy little sink slob!
00:16:12Take these plumbers prisoner!
00:16:14I'll throw the princess and that fat-haired mushroom!
00:16:17Hey, Moose Nostrils!
00:16:19You call me fathead once more and I'll give you a fat lip!
00:16:24Well, Koopa's got a dry dungeon again!
00:16:27Maybe he'll let bygones be bygones!
00:16:30Sure, Mario! And maybe you'll stop scoffing spaghetti!
00:16:35Huh?
00:16:36Ouch!
00:16:38What was I scared of?
00:16:40That was a real soft landing!
00:16:42I hope you guys can play those things!
00:16:47Are you kidding?
00:16:48We played in the Brooklyn Plumbing School band for three years!
00:16:53Yeah! Before they threw us out for eating during a concert!
00:16:56You were eating!
00:16:58I was holding your salami sandwich while you turned the page!
00:17:01It's almost to the battlements! Hurry up, Toad! I'm starving!
00:17:05Don't you ever think about anything but food?
00:17:08What else is there?
00:17:10Leave them alone or I'll... I'll... I'll... I'll do something!
00:17:15Mario? Are you okay?
00:17:17This calls for a celebration feast!
00:17:20A feast? And we're invited?
00:17:23Of course! The more, the merrier!
00:17:26Better make that! The more for Mario!
00:17:34Hey!
00:17:35Don't worry, Captain! They've got what it takes!
00:17:39I hope!
00:17:39This is awful!
00:17:41I don't know which is worse! Peeling onions or knowing Happy Harbor is being wrecked!
00:17:48We got a one toad and Captain Everdead!
00:17:51But how? We'll send them a message!
00:18:05I hope the food's better than the furniture!
00:18:10Now that's what I call real fast food!
00:18:13No flakey feast is gonna get the best of me!
00:18:18Mamma mia!
00:18:22Stop! Stop! It's me that's causing all the bad to happen! I'm a jinx!
00:18:31Looking for this, you lame-brained linguine lover!
00:18:37Don't just... Just wait till I get my mitts on you midgets!
00:18:40Watch out for you!
00:18:43Yikes!
00:18:44Whoops!
00:18:45By stickin' Cooper!
00:18:50What?
00:18:51What?
00:18:52Ow!
00:19:00This is the second biggest hypodermic needle I've ever seen!
00:19:04What was the biggest?
00:19:06This can't be happening!
00:19:09We'll never have Christmas again!
00:19:11I'll never get another present!
00:19:14Santa!
00:19:15Santa!
00:19:21I'm supposed to toss this to you?
00:19:24Then bring it to me!
00:19:30Set it on a tina-tina!
00:19:38I'll be mad, see?
00:19:40One false move and he goes over the cliff!
00:19:43And I got a feeling it won't be such a happy landing, see?
00:19:51Wait a minute!
00:19:52What about me?
00:19:58Oh no, not me!
00:19:59I'm not jumpin' into that ice band!
00:20:05Save the spaghetti!
00:20:06Save the spaghetti!
00:20:08How much are the carpets?
00:20:10How much you got?
00:20:12One stick of gum and three faucet washers!
00:20:16Sorry!
00:20:17Now, if we just knew somebody crazy enough to fly it...
00:20:22You're gonna fly it!
00:20:24Me?
00:20:25Would you rather be the tail gunner and get shot at by Cooper?
00:20:28What?
00:20:28Hey, I may be crazy, but I'm not dumb!
00:20:32What's the password?
00:20:34Password?
00:20:37Password?
00:20:38Password?
00:20:38You?
00:20:38Hmm?
00:20:39Aaaaaaah!
00:20:41Aaaaaah!
00:20:44It's cheese balls, you dopes!
00:20:47Oh, yeah!
00:20:48Cheese balls!
00:20:50That's better!
00:20:58Boy, some people are really stupid.
00:21:02Yes, oh violent, nasty, whoops.
00:21:07These Luigi's are frozen.
00:21:09He's going on a diet.
00:21:13Diet?
00:21:14I heard that.
00:21:15I'm not the one who needs the diet.
00:21:26My achin' pasta noodle.
00:21:30What the hell is the father of?
00:21:39It looks like a bathtub with six legs.
00:21:45You Hammer Brothers make lousy lookouts.
00:21:47Give me that.
00:21:52What's that about mashed potatoes?
00:21:59Yeah, I know.
00:22:00He's hard to look at.
00:22:02But can you help him anyway?
00:22:06Eating?
00:22:08Sounds good to me.
00:22:14What?
00:22:16Only one pizza?
00:22:17They're getting closer.
00:22:19And they don't look friendly.
00:22:23They're right.
00:22:24We're not friendly, you mealy mushroom.
00:22:28Make way for the big daddy-o.
00:22:30Thing I need to go along with my groovy new crown
00:22:33is a groovy new steady girlfriend.
00:22:36Like you, Princess Toadstool.
00:22:40Be your steady?
00:22:42Never.
00:22:43No way.
00:22:44Forget it, you fool.
00:22:47Run now.
00:22:48Get up later.
00:22:49Hey, you.
00:22:50Where's the princess?
00:22:54I've got her.
00:22:55And now, I've got you too.
00:23:04Now, you've got it.
00:23:07Now, you've got it.
00:23:20Hey, think I can play a few sets with King Alvin?
00:23:23No.
00:23:27I'm Frank Sgt. Cooperman, and you are the grummiest, most lovingly, shortest, would-be plumbers I have ever seen.
00:23:37How do you and this punch expect to fit under a sink?
00:23:41I can't quit now, Luigi.
00:23:43I was born with a plunger in my hand.
00:23:46I know.
00:23:47Boy was awfully hard on Mom.
00:23:50Surprise!
00:23:53Chill!
00:23:57Chill!
00:23:58Chill!
00:24:00Get off of me, you faucet freak!
00:24:03No way, plunger nose.
00:24:05I will want glory!
00:24:06One, two, three!
00:24:14Hey, aren't you gonna hurt?
00:24:20Don't you feel good now that you have it back?
00:24:25No, hungry!
00:24:27And when the plumber gets hungry, the plumber gets pasta!
00:24:30Ha ha ha ha ha!
00:24:33Ha ha ha ha!
00:24:35Ha ha ha ha!
00:24:36Ruffling rigatoni!
00:24:38What are those?
00:24:39Hey!
00:24:40Stay put when I'm punching you!
00:24:42Well!
00:24:43Round those pests up so I can sell them all into slavery!
00:24:47When's lunch?
00:24:48I'm starved!
00:24:53I bet this place is crawling with lions and tigers!
00:24:58And Koopas!
00:24:59Oh my!
00:25:00Get down!
00:25:02What are you doing?
00:25:04I'm getting down!
00:25:06Don't get down!
00:25:08Get down!
00:25:10Wow!
00:25:12Mondo, muskifying!
00:25:14How could Mario hoist his fettuccine physique all the way up there?
00:25:19Come in, baby!
00:25:21Poor Grandma doesn't sound too good!
00:25:28You like ice cream top toes?
00:25:31Well, how about Rocky Road?
00:25:35We got laws in this court against sassing the judge!
00:25:39Why do I get the feeling he's gonna throw the book at us?
00:25:47Hey!
00:25:47Don't I get to take off my shoes?
00:25:50That's not fair!
00:25:53Five hundred pounds, your honor!
00:25:57Congratulations!
00:25:58You've won a five hundred year all-expense-paid trip to club, Cooper Trash!
00:26:02Ha ha ha!
00:26:04Five hundred years and Cooper Trash stayed present?
00:26:07Hey, it could have been life!
00:26:09Relax!
00:26:10You'll be up for parole in a century or two!
00:26:12Ho ho!
00:26:15Hey, what's going on?
00:26:18Cooper needs his beauty sleep!
00:26:23What?
00:26:24This better be a bad dream, Plumber!
00:26:27Because if it's not, you're in deep, better genie!
00:26:30Help!
00:26:32There's a big, ugly spider in here!
00:26:34Help!
00:26:36My yelling's gonna keep you up all night unless you get the spider out of here!
00:26:41Relax, Max, and swim with the current.
00:26:44Take a dip in the ocean of happiness.
00:26:47Life's too short to be a crab.
00:26:50What the coop are you talking about?
00:26:54Luigi, are you a man or a mouser?
00:26:57Neither.
00:26:58I'm a chicken in the sea.
00:26:59Oh, I'm so scared!
00:27:03Ha ha ha!
00:27:04Please don't hurt me, Mr. Build's Brain!
00:27:07No!
00:27:09No!
00:27:12Toad!
00:27:13Look out!
00:27:14Oh, dear!
00:27:15I think he wants Toad for an appetizer!
00:27:18If I don't get to eat, neither does that crocodile!
00:27:24You call that a Plumber's Helper?
00:27:28Now this is the Plumber's Helper!
00:27:31Hooray!
00:27:33I just heard the strangest dream.
00:27:36I was a TV dinner.
00:27:38I've got supervision!
00:27:40Super hearing!
00:27:42Super strength!
00:27:43And yes, even...
00:27:48Super toes!
00:27:49Watch it, gang!
00:27:51His toes are loaded!
00:27:53Whip-flop!
00:27:53Safety-vafty!
00:27:55What did you say?
00:27:56He said that we don't have to worry,
00:27:58because your suit is about to run out of fuel
00:28:00unless you push the big red button on your chest!
00:28:03Well, thank you again, nerdy baby!
00:28:06Push this button,
00:28:09and...
00:28:13Oof!
00:28:14Now what?
00:28:16Let go!
00:28:17I'll catch ya!
00:28:20Oof!
00:28:22Nice catch, Mario!
00:28:24Couldn't see ya!
00:28:25The sun was in my eyes!
00:28:27I was not!
00:28:29Hey, flying raccoons,
00:28:30you didn't happen to see where those two pesky pluggins went,
00:28:33did ya?
00:28:33Uh, behind that cloud!
00:28:35Thanks!
00:28:37That sun is not too bright!
00:28:38You can evict me!
00:28:41Rock!
00:28:41I'm the royal parrot!
00:28:43You're a royal pig!
00:28:45Quiet, coopalings!
00:28:47I'm the king here!
00:28:48I'll decide what land we're gonna take over!
00:28:51You're not taking over any land, you Bowser Koopa!
00:28:54Whaaat?
00:28:55Do my friends and turn Prince Hugo to Poodle
00:28:58back into Prince Hugo to Huge,
00:29:00or else!
00:29:01Or else what, plumber?
00:29:04Uh, just let him go,
00:29:06and I'll come back Tuesday and tell ya!
00:29:08I'd like to save ya, coopalings,
00:29:10but I, uh, I, uh,
00:29:11I just remembered something!
00:29:13I have an important tail-styling appointment
00:29:15in another warp zone!
00:29:17Bye!
00:29:22Hey, that guy in the funny helmet told me
00:29:25his boomerang was more powerful than your fireball!
00:29:29He said what?
00:29:30So go ahead, let him call you a wimp!
00:29:36Yikes!
00:29:37Are you gonna let him do that to you?
00:29:41Ow!
00:29:42You're not gonna let him get away with that, are you?
00:29:48Attention, Koopa Clan!
00:29:50Your sweet sister, Cootie Pie,
00:29:53has finally found a birthday present
00:29:55that makes her happy!
00:29:56Get the brrrrrrrr out of country
00:29:58and she finally starts nagging!
00:30:01Hmm?
00:30:02Huh?
00:30:03Are you from the Secret Service?
00:30:05Even better!
00:30:06The Super Mario Brothers Super Plumbing Service!
00:30:09Are you sure these disguises
00:30:11will let us sneak aboard Koopa's tombstone?
00:30:14Positively.
00:30:14Huh!
00:30:14You're my own brother,
00:30:16and even I don't recognize ya!
00:30:20Putting on a little weight, aren't ya, Mario?
00:30:23Oh-ho!
00:30:29Whoops!
00:30:30Mario!
00:30:32Oh, Mario!
00:30:34I hate to complain, Mario,
00:30:37well, but my husband can't run the country
00:30:39under these conditions!
00:30:41Don't worry, Mrs. President!
00:30:42Next time, I'll put the White House
00:30:44right where it belongs!
00:30:46Huh!
00:30:46Maybe I should've read the instructions!
00:30:48I'll tell my daddy on you!
00:30:51Don't forget to tell him about this!
00:31:07...
00:31:08Nice fresh landing, Mario!
00:31:11If you don't stop that whining right now...
00:31:14But daddy can...
00:31:17Go clean your room!
00:31:20Are you telling moi what to do?
00:31:23And you better do it!
00:31:26And stop pinching your little brothers!
00:31:28Don't be afraid!
00:31:30Turn down your stereo!
00:31:32We're only going for a couple of days.
00:31:35Maybe we shouldn't go at all.
00:31:37Oh, Patooey's, you're going and that's fine.
00:31:40Promise me you'll call for me if you have any trouble.
00:31:44What if I built a robot princess to take over the kingdom while the real princess is gone?
00:31:49A perfect idea, Kooky, my boy. I'm so glad I thought of it.
00:31:56Daddy, why does that little boy have an umbrella on his head?
00:32:00Eat, pineapple kid.
00:32:02And why is that other guy sneaking through those bushes?
00:32:05He's probably some rock star hiding from his fans.
00:32:14Robot princess, it was all your double idea.
00:32:17If I were such a nice father, I would never let you try it.
00:32:23We can't all fit in there.
00:32:25Sure we can.
00:32:34Mario's always getting up in the tight spots.
00:32:39I must be getting tired.
00:32:41This crane is ten times as heavy as it was before.
00:32:50Did you hear something?
00:32:51Nope, just your imagination.
00:32:56It's working!
00:32:58Hey, Mario!
00:33:02I love cute babies!
00:33:05Coochie Coochie!
00:33:07Coochie Coochie!
00:33:10Coochie Coochie!
00:33:12Coochie!
00:33:13Now B!
00:33:13A claw is unclogging!
00:33:16Coochie!
00:33:18Coochie!
00:33:19Coochie!
00:33:19What are they doing to my house?
00:33:23I bet I can't help!
00:33:26Coochie Coochie!
00:33:27Coochie!
00:33:28Well, what do we have here?
00:33:30Coochie!
00:33:31Coochie!
00:33:31Bambinos!
00:33:32Quick!
00:33:33Crawl after me!
00:33:35Hey!
00:33:36Oh!
00:33:36What do you think you're doing?
00:33:38Sealing your fate!
00:33:42Sure is nice to relax after a rough adventure.
00:33:46Yeah, I'm so tired nothing could drag me out of this bed.
00:33:50There's a mad mummy loose in desert land!
00:33:54We better get that mummy back where it belongs before it scares the pasta out of everybody!
00:33:59Come, my little prince Mushroom Carmen!
00:34:02Give mummy a hug!
00:34:05Yuck!
00:34:05A hug from Hug could be bad for my health!
00:34:08I better scram!
00:34:09Now for my giant getaway leap!
00:34:13Great leap!
00:34:15Lousy landing!
00:34:17I can't sleep for 10,000 years, I'll get too hungry!
00:34:23You look exactly like my husband!
00:34:26Come to me, my darling!
00:34:30Uh, excuse me, but I gotta find that map salesman!
00:34:35And buy a map to someplace else!
00:34:40Hey, I don't wanna be rude, but wasn't that a tale I just saw?
00:34:46A tale?
00:34:48A tale?
00:34:48Me?
00:34:49Why, I have never been so insulted in all my life!
00:34:51Here I am, lost in these dungeons for days, without a thing to eat, and now you are accusing me
00:34:58of having a tail?
00:34:59A tale!
00:35:03No!
00:35:05No!
00:35:06No!
00:35:08No!
00:35:10No!
00:35:11No!
00:35:12No!
00:35:13Luigi!
00:35:14Ah!
00:35:15I've been kicked by a plumber!
00:35:18Those cruddy coopers are gonna capture my magic wand if you don't stop them!
00:35:25What's going on? What's he saying?
00:35:27They plan to spring their ambush near this waterfall.
00:35:35Oh, no. The message went down the drain, Toad.
00:35:39Five, six, seven, eight.
00:35:41Come on, faster.
00:35:43I want more dancing.
00:35:45Faster, faster.
00:35:49Oh, I don't like that tone of voice.
00:35:51I am the Wizard Toad, and I order you to...
00:36:00Luigi, do you like pancakes?
00:36:02Yeah, I love them. Why?
00:36:04Because if we don't think of something fast, that's what we're all going to be squashed into.
00:36:12Look out, Koopas! Here I come!
00:36:19Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. I'm trembling in my boots.
00:36:26Be my guest!
00:36:32Hey, you! Toad! Go away! Shoo! Take those blocks with you!
00:36:39All I care about is getting my special wand back.
00:36:44It's just what I need to waste, weenies.
00:36:48You waited 50 years for that?
00:36:50Ha! Maybe I'm not the only guy who doesn't know what he's doing.
00:36:55You must be the babysitters.
00:36:57I guess Junior let you in the side door, and I am so glad there are two of you, because
00:37:03Junior is quite a handful.
00:37:04Here's the phone number of our doctor. This one's for the theater.
00:37:07But, uh, we're not...
00:37:09Snacks, you're on your feet. Help yourself to lasagna.
00:37:12Lasagna?
00:37:13But we're not the...
00:37:15Shh! That lasagna looks good!
00:37:18Quick, let's get out of here fast before they change their minds.
00:37:23Mario, turn that racket back down. Can't you see I'm trying to read?
00:37:26Well, I want to listen to music. This record's hot!
00:37:36Huh?
00:37:39There! Now it's even harder!
00:37:48Oh, I hate it when you do that!
00:37:50There you are, you former brother! I've been looking all over for you!
00:37:55Oh, yeah? Who asked, you faucet face?
00:38:03Oh, how many times do I have to tell you not to do that?
00:38:07I've got the Mario brothers on the Koopascope, King Dad!
00:38:10How should we decide which one to koop now?
00:38:13Uh, flip a gold coin?
00:38:14Don't be ridiculous, Kooky!
00:38:16We'll choose the scientific way!
00:38:21Eenie, meenie, mighty moe!
00:38:23I, Koop!
00:38:25You, Mario!
00:38:26Kooky, you're so bad!
00:38:27I'm proud to be your dad!
00:38:30Fix your own leaky-humming, you Koopa crackpot!
00:38:32I'll never help you!
00:38:34What a bad fight, Squeak!
00:38:36Woop, woop, woop, woop, woop, woop, woop!
00:38:40Oh, I hate it when my tootsie-wootsies get wet!
00:38:44Mario and I have agreed to never fight again!
00:38:47That's right!
00:38:48And besides, that argument was all my fault!
00:38:51Well, I beg your pardon, brother, but I think the argument was all my fault!
00:38:55No, brother, it was all mine!
00:38:59I insist it was all my fault, brother!
00:39:02Well, I insist it was all mine, brother!
00:39:06Oh, brother!
00:39:12Brothers, you can't live with them, you can't live without them!
00:39:18In case you haven't noticed, I'm not as well-liked as Princess Toadstool!
00:39:23Yeah, Dad, I noticed!
00:39:25She'll go out there and be her goody-goody self, and all the people will vote for her!
00:39:29Eh, maybe you could try being, uh, nice!
00:39:33Me? Nice?
00:39:34I've never been nice in my life!
00:39:37I'm allergic to nice!
00:39:39Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! You numbskull!
00:39:43You're an inco-curb-you!
00:39:45Ah! Ah! Charming, considerate, handsome little angel!
00:39:50Oh!
00:39:53It's a miracle!
00:39:54Get those goombas back in that cage!
00:39:57This cage is for you, Drain-Brain!
00:40:00Leave Luigi!
00:40:02Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
00:40:09Princess!
00:40:11She's done for!
00:40:12Oh, the poor princess, crushed by a mutt-slinging campaign!
00:40:17Hurry! Being nice is killing me!
00:40:20Sheesh, Dockland gives me the creeps!
00:40:23That's because it's filled with them!
00:40:27Thanks for reminding me!
00:40:28No time for jokes, Luigi! Make drags!
00:40:34I think we just jumped from the frying pan into the fire!
00:40:37Come on! We got it made once we get past that fire pit!
00:40:40If we get past the fire pit!
00:40:47Whoops! Silly me!
00:40:51Well! The potion is gone! We've been out sneak!
00:40:56I can't wait to see old Bowser Koopa's face when he gets wind of this!
00:41:00They what?!
00:41:02I'm not going out there! This election was a stupid idea anyway!
00:41:05And if I want something, I'll just take it!
00:41:07Come on, King Dad! You can fake your way through this!
00:41:11Sure! You're the biggest fake around!
00:41:14That's right! Nobody's a bigger fake than me!
00:41:17How can I be the only guy who voted for me?!
00:41:20We couldn't help it, King Dad! We had to vote for her!
00:41:24She's so nice! And you're so...so...so...
00:41:30Exactly, Dad!
00:41:33Oops! He's got more urr than ever!
00:41:44Impossible! King Koopa's thrown in the towel!
00:41:48Princess Toadstool!
00:41:50Princess Toadstool! You're far too clever for a reptile such as me!
00:41:53A lowly, humble...
00:41:55Stupid, ugly, two-faced!
00:41:59Yeah, Koopa! Tell us something we don't already know!
00:42:04Hello, King Dad! I've made my...
00:42:09Dad's not my real dad!
00:42:12I must be adopted!
00:42:16I'm King Dad! Speaking of easy money!
00:42:19If you ever want to be as crummy and low-down a villain as me,
00:42:23You gotta shut up and pay attention!
00:42:33Toad, I know this means a lot to you, but why the water works?
00:42:39Whoa! Nice catch, Koopa!
00:42:42Out of my lap, plumber! Or I'll charge the ring!
00:42:50He stopped the music! We can't jump that far!
00:42:55Whoa! Try blasting those blocks, Mario!
00:43:02That's the music!
00:43:07Gotcha!
00:43:11I don't gotcha!
00:43:13The nerve of these guys sneaking into Dark Glant reminds me of...
00:43:17Pull in the pasta, Mario!
00:43:20Gee, I don't see why we have to wear these dumb penguin suits!
00:43:26Don't try to get on my good side!
00:43:29What good side?
00:43:33Never saw so many tonsils in all my life!
00:43:39Hey, how come we don't get this kind of applause when we do good plumbing?
00:43:44And if we don't?
00:43:46I'll turn you into...
00:43:50Accountants!
00:43:51Accountants?
00:43:52That is a good one!
00:44:01No!
00:44:02We're nerds!
00:44:03We're dweeves!
00:44:04This is terrible!
00:44:05You turn us back to normal people right now!
00:44:08If you don't do a concert just for me, I will turn you into Beatles!
00:44:14Great!
00:44:14Who wants to be a band from the 60s?
00:44:17Get curtains for you creeps!
00:44:18You're history!
00:44:19You've had it!
00:44:20You're done for!
00:44:20It's all over!
00:44:21We win!
00:44:22Time's up!
00:44:23Your clock is clean!
00:44:24The sun has set!
00:44:25The fat lady has sung!
00:44:26The cheese has molded!
00:44:28The Super Mario Brothers are no more!
00:44:31Enough already!
00:44:31Get out of here!
00:44:34Get out of here!
00:44:34Fui-gee-gee-ee-gee!
00:44:43Mario!
00:44:51He's getting angry!
00:44:52How do we know which way to go?
00:44:54Simple as pizza pie!
00:44:57Eenie, meanie, minie, Mario!
00:44:59Come on! I dare you, you Venus Firetrap!
00:45:07And you promised this was a safe idea?
00:45:10Whoa!
00:45:14Whoops!
00:45:15Oh!
00:45:17Sorry to drop in like this!
00:45:19You gotta run!
00:45:21You may have to plunge it, but I got the map!
00:45:28You don't have it anymore!
00:45:31Gimme that map!
00:45:32This is an outrage!
00:45:33When my people find out you've captured me, they'll revolt!
00:45:36They're extremely revolting people!
00:45:38Everything is going up!
00:45:40Even the ice cream man!
00:45:42Hey, tell him I wanna root beer float!
00:45:45There's important stuff going on here, Luigi!
00:45:48Sorry!
00:45:50I can't bounce me around like this!
00:45:52No, no, I won't stand for it!
00:45:54I won't sit down for it!
00:45:56Well, whatever it was, it's over!
00:46:03Toad!
00:46:04Are you alright?
00:46:06Don't worry!
00:46:07I'll get him in the next round!
00:46:09Emperor Ren!
00:46:11How nice of you to drop in!
00:46:17This is easier than pulling teeth!
00:46:20Just as much fun!
00:46:22Hey, Rocky Rich!
00:46:24All you gotta do is open our cage, and this yummy chocolate bar is yours!
00:46:29It's hopeless!
00:46:31All this junk!
00:46:32Frankly, Princess, I had no idea you were such a secret slob!
00:46:37Hey, it's really hard to control these raccoon-powered ways!
00:46:42Your arm must look ridiculous!
00:46:44Don't be so self-conscious!
00:46:46It's not like you're on television with millions of people watching you!
00:46:50Hip!
00:46:51Rediscover North America!
00:46:53Be rotten!
00:46:54We'll see the shining sea!
00:46:56I've taken over all the TV stations!
00:46:59And I'm holding a Kuba Thun!
00:47:01I'm not going off the air until everybody sends me all their money!
00:47:09That baboon looks like he has a short fuse!
00:47:15I'll bet you're a dud!
00:47:16Bet you won't even explode!
00:47:19Oh yeah?
00:47:20Watch!
00:47:20Touch!
00:47:22Shhh!
00:47:23Shhh...
00:47:23Whoa!
00:47:24Whoa!
00:47:24Whoa!
00:47:29Oh no!
00:47:32I'm on hermitate!
00:47:37That can't stop me!
00:47:39I can't go in force!
00:47:41I'm on hermitate!
00:47:42Are we there yet?
00:47:44How many times are you going to ask that, Missy?
00:47:47Are we there? Are we at Wild Waldo's one-of-a-kind amusement park?
00:47:54Yes, Missy, we're there. This is the amusement park. You want to get out?
00:47:58Sit back and enjoy the scenery.
00:48:02What scenery, Mom?
00:48:06That scenery. Oh, my word. Where are we?
00:48:10We're sure not in Kansas anymore. Maybe we're in Iowa.
00:48:14This is freaky.
00:48:16We're doomed, and I don't have a single thing to wear.
00:48:21Help! The aliens are after us.
00:48:25The aliens are coming.
00:48:29But I saw them. They had a bizarre vehicle, and they wore strange outfits, and they had four eyes.
00:48:37They even had hair on their heads.
00:48:41Yuck!
00:48:42Oh. Uh, sorry, Mario.
00:48:48Wait! You can't do this! I belong to the auto club.
00:48:51Don't worry, sis. We'll trick them.
00:48:55Right, Cootie Pie. We'll trick them.
00:48:58How are we going to trick them, Kooky?
00:49:00When we know all their plans, we'll use them ourselves.
00:49:03A brilliantly treacherous, son.
00:49:07What more could a villain ask for?
00:49:10Are you Uncle Waldo?
00:49:12My frog suit's been covered by a block of cement.
00:49:15Hey, who wants a cement suit to a guy who swims better than most fish?
00:49:19I can't breathe.
00:49:22I can't swim. I can't breathe.
00:49:25I'm kidding.
00:49:26Save me.
00:49:28Holy Mackerel.
00:49:29The name's Holly Mackerel, not Holy Mackerel.
00:49:34Yuck! Water!
00:49:37Come on, Mario.
00:49:39Time to get your sea legs back.
00:49:41We'll be right here with you.
00:49:43You can do it!
00:49:44All right. I'm coming in.
00:49:48One for the money, two for the show, three to get ready, and...
00:49:52No way I can go. I'm just too chicken to be a frog.
00:49:55Brave men die a single death.
00:49:58Cowards marry fish-hit mermaids.
00:50:01Mario, my love.
00:50:02Time to put on your wedding day fishbowl.
00:50:13I can't marry him, Daddy.
00:50:15He's...
00:50:16He's the ugliest looking frog I've ever seen.
00:50:19Come on, fellas.
00:50:21Fighting won't solve anything.
00:50:22The color you are doesn't matter.
00:50:25Oh, yeah?
00:50:26Then how come you pushed back the red guy and not the blue?
00:50:29Yeah.
00:50:30How come, Mario?
00:50:31Luigi?
00:50:33We have been king-sized, colossal jerks!
00:50:36Hey, how could we be so stupid?
00:50:38Everyone's learned that it's not a person's color that counts.
00:50:41It's the kind of person they are inside.
00:50:44Think they'll ever learn that lesson in the real world?
00:50:48Yeah, when humans get as smart as mushrooms.
00:50:53Oh, no!
00:50:54I broke a nail.
00:50:57This is no job for someone as magnificently beautiful as I.
00:51:01You?
00:51:02Beautiful?
00:51:03I thought you were part of the garbage, Cootie Pie.
00:51:09Whoa!
00:51:11You go high, I'll go low.
00:51:15Heave-haw!
00:51:16Heave-haw!
00:51:17Oh, boy, it's hard work making you guys work hard.
00:51:22Hey, what a mess.
00:51:23Am I glad I don't live here?
00:51:25Luigi, this is our home.
00:51:27It's the real world.
00:51:29Coop-less garbage is polluting Brooklyn.
00:51:34Maybe the mayor can help us.
00:51:39But who's going to help the mayor?
00:51:41Uh-oh.
00:51:42Yo!
00:51:43Nobody will be like me looking like this.
00:51:45Not even in New York.
00:51:49Coop-less!
00:51:50Coop-less!
00:51:52See, King Dad?
00:51:53Those humans are getting better looking by the minute.
00:51:56Yeah, and they're calling for you to be their leader.
00:51:58Isn't that always the way?
00:51:59Treat people lousy, duck garbage on their heads,
00:52:01and they'll follow you when you're back.
00:52:02I heard it.
00:52:03You kids go keep that garbage coming.
00:52:05Looks like another fine mess Coop has gotten us into.
00:52:08Uh-oh, Mario.
00:52:10What's big and green and follows you everywhere you go?
00:52:13Um, a stray Christmas tree?
00:52:16It's a dirty job.
00:52:17But somebody gets to do it.
00:52:21Hey, good tossing, Mario.
00:52:23Remind me never to challenge you to a game of underwater horseshoes.
00:52:26Into the warp pipe, Luigi.
00:52:28Venice needs us.
00:52:29Hey, Luigi never challenge me to a game of underwater horseshoes.
00:52:48Hey, hello, little fish.
00:52:52Fish!
00:52:53Oh, boy!
00:52:55We're sunk!
00:52:57I'll get it.
00:52:59No, don't!
00:53:00Oh, you'll be washed up long before Benny is Coop-a.
00:53:06Oh, you again.
00:53:07I'll Coop-a-tize you.
00:53:09I'll pulverize you.
00:53:11Oh, I get the message.
00:53:14This is safe.
00:53:16Blue Albano.
00:53:18And if you do drugs, you go to hell before you die.
00:53:22This looks like a job, boy.
00:53:25Super Coopa!
00:53:27Super Coopa?
00:53:28You gotta be kidding.
00:53:31Not good eye.
00:53:32I don't have a sense of humor.
00:53:33We are big dive bombs.
00:53:37We have dying reptile raccoon.
00:53:39Oui, oui.
00:53:40This is too much for me.
00:53:43It won't be long before all of Paris is at my job.
00:53:46Hey, what are you staring at?
00:53:48Haven't you ever seen a reptile getting ready to conquer the world?
00:53:56Hey, it's not my birthday.
00:53:58Hey, I know it's not your birthday, Mario.
00:54:00Is it your birthday?
00:54:05Tom!
00:54:06Look!
00:54:06Up in the sky!
00:54:08Is it a bird?
00:54:09Is it a queen?
00:54:11No way, fuckers mate.
00:54:13It's Super Coopa!
00:54:19Those Mario Brothers are Super.
00:54:25Help!
00:54:28We're Snackers!
00:54:30Mummify a plant in trouble.
00:54:33I gotta help.
00:54:37Help!
00:54:43Do you think you're hot?
00:54:47Mama!
00:54:48You've been putting on weight!
00:54:50Whoa!
00:54:53Yo!
00:55:00Don't worry, little brother.
00:55:01I'll give you a hand up.
00:55:02You've been hitting the linguine, Luigi.
00:55:05Oh no!
00:55:06Para-goombas!
00:55:12That was close, little brother.
00:55:15Little brother?
00:55:16Mario!
00:55:21Well, that's that.
00:55:24The only problem is...
00:55:25Huh?
00:55:26What now?
00:55:27Ah!
00:55:29Get me out of here!
00:55:31It's freezing!
00:55:33I've never been this cold in my life!
00:55:38Are you listening to me?
00:55:40I'm turning blue again!
00:55:43I hate blue!
00:55:44I hate cold!
00:55:46It's not me!
00:55:50What?
00:55:51Give it here, you ravenous reptile!
00:55:54Hey!
00:55:55I'm still hungry!
00:55:57Wow!
00:55:58And I thought I was hungry all the time!
00:56:00Booga, booga, booga, booga, booga!
00:56:02I think they blame us!
00:56:03Eh, it's all part of being civilized.
00:56:05Don't worry, Luigi.
00:56:07What are they gonna do?
00:56:08Banish us to the lava pits?
00:56:11Huh?
00:56:13Woah!
00:56:14Woah!
00:56:18Okay, so they banished us.
00:56:20Today, the dumb city...
00:56:23Tomorrow, the world!
00:56:25Fantastic!
00:56:27What is it?
00:56:35Got any other bright ideas, Cookie?
00:56:39Fasten your seatbelt.
00:56:44Yoshi!
00:56:46Why get ball like you say?
00:56:50After the ball is out of play.
00:56:53Ball boys don't eat the balls, they pick them up.
00:56:56What?
00:56:57Me no eat ball?
00:56:58What?
00:56:59You call this fun?
00:57:01Not here, Cootie Pie!
00:57:03Use your head for something besides makeup!
00:57:05Those faucet fixers might see it!
00:57:07They got eyes everywhere!
00:57:08They got ears too!
00:57:09So keep it quiet!
00:57:11We don't want them at our circus!
00:57:13We just want cave people like Papa Koopa said!
00:57:16Then the more the better!
00:57:17And furthermore...
00:57:19All to the Koopling Brothers' circus!
00:57:27What?
00:57:32What?
00:57:34What is Doom?
00:57:37Oh, this Doom thing definitely more fun than tennis!
00:57:42Big mouth with his mouth shut!
00:57:45That's something to cheer about!
00:57:46Uh...
00:57:47Uh...
00:57:48Flod brain kluxes!
00:57:50I am not part of the stupid act!
00:57:52I am the ringmaster!
00:57:54The greatest ringmaster of them all!
00:57:56And the greatest circus of them all!
00:57:57I am your fearless leader!
00:57:59Your master of pomp and ceremony!
00:58:01I am to be treated with...
00:58:04Respect!
00:58:17I never knew Big mouth had a sense of humor!
00:58:21I don't!
00:58:22Come back here, you pusillaneous perambulator!
00:58:25You negligent nutneck!
00:58:27Are my dinosaurs in for a treat?
00:58:30Kinda high in cholesterol!
00:58:32But I am sure they can handle it!
00:58:34Have a good time!
00:58:35Have a nice day!
00:58:36Sayonara!
00:58:37So long!
00:58:37Ciao!
00:58:38See you later!
00:58:38Alligator Ciao!
00:58:39Bon voyage!
00:58:40Hasta la vista!
00:58:41Be sure to ride!
00:58:42A circus isn't a circus without a dinosaur taming act!
00:58:46Uh...
00:58:46How about a chipmunk taming act instead?
00:58:49Take that, you big luck!
00:58:50You don't...
00:58:51You don't scare me!
00:58:56How about St. Grace?
00:58:58A nice long one maybe!
00:59:00I know!
00:59:01We'll get big mouth to say it!
00:59:03Poor Mario!
00:59:04Poor dinosaur!
00:59:05He doesn't know the indigestion he's in for!
00:59:08Ah!
00:59:08Uka!
00:59:09Yoshi boogie!
00:59:11Yoshi's run...
00:59:12Uka!
00:59:12Sorry!
00:59:13Uka!
00:59:14Be plant food!
00:59:15Uka!
00:59:16Garner!
00:59:16Help Uka!
00:59:18Quick!
00:59:19You'll never get away with this, Wiseacre!
00:59:21That's Wizenheimer!
00:59:25Wiiiizzenheimer!
00:59:26Wise and whatever!
00:59:27We never did anything to you!
00:59:29Why are you holding us prisoner?
00:59:31Because I'm an evil Koopa Wizard!
00:59:33I don't need a reason to be mean and nasty!
00:59:36Well, I'm afraid he's got a point there, Princess!
00:59:42Cave, Caterpillar!
00:59:46Ooptar no hungry smile when see one!
00:59:50Run for a Dino Dude!
00:59:57Magic wheels make Yoshi fly like Dino Birdie!
01:00:03What do you want, you prehistoric punk?
01:00:06Ooptar come to rescue princess and plumbers!
01:00:09Take Ooptar to dungeon!
01:00:12Whatever you say, Cave Rat!
01:00:15Not rabbit food again!
01:00:17It's good for you, Mario!
01:00:19Yeah, but how come everything I don't like is good for me
01:00:22and everything I do isn't?
01:00:26You sound just like Yoshi!
01:00:28Oh, Guck!
01:00:30Okay, I'm ready to order!
01:00:32Four coconut shakes,
01:00:33Six orders papaya fries,
01:00:36Eight egg scuba koopas!
01:00:41Um, I forgot money!
01:00:45You little dino dweeb!
01:00:48What do you think this is, a charity operation?
01:00:51I'll make special scuba sauce out of you!
01:00:54Step off, you nasty green bully!
01:00:56What's he owe?
01:00:58Eighteen smackaroos, flange face!
01:01:01Absolutely no credit to actors, writers, or plumbers!
01:01:05Eighteen coins?
01:01:06I call that highway robbery!
01:01:08Well, I call it inflation!
01:01:11In more ways than one!
01:01:12Wait till the calories start piling up in his waistline!
01:01:16You're going on a diet!
01:01:18All of you!
01:01:19Diet?
01:01:20Oh, princess!
01:01:21Anything but that!
01:01:24Help me up, would you?
01:01:27This Santa Claus only brings presents to good children?
01:01:31What kind of wimp is he?
01:01:33Don't worry, bully!
01:01:34I have a plan!
01:01:37Whoa!
01:01:38Whoa!
01:01:40So, what do you think?
01:01:42Don't try wearing it in Brooklyn!
01:01:45Yeah?
01:01:46What this scale brain?
01:01:49Give it back!
01:01:50That's for bully!
01:01:51Mine now!
01:01:56Ooga-bomba!
01:01:57Give-ba-bomb to own kids?
01:02:00Ugh!
01:02:01Glad you're not my dad!
01:02:03Stop!
01:02:04You're not supposed to go off till Christmas!
01:02:07Morning!
01:02:09Have a merry-cake Christmas, bone brain!
01:02:12Remember, oop-ta spelled backwards is rat goo!
01:02:16Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
01:02:21Give Santa a push!
01:02:25Santa need go on diet!
01:02:28Santa is not going on a diet!
01:02:30Santa was a bambino!
01:02:31Err, boy, once himself, Ugtar!
01:02:34Yoshi the name, closing my game!
01:02:39Hey, what's with the funny costume?
01:02:41Hey, no costume!
01:02:44Yoshi, dino rider!
01:02:45Dino riders?
01:02:47You joined a gang?
01:02:49A gang?
01:02:50A gang?
01:02:51Not gang!
01:02:51Social group!
01:02:53You never know when an idea could hit ya!
01:02:55Yoshi to rescue!
01:02:57I'm here to be!
01:02:59Time to get wild!
01:03:05Ow!
01:03:06Oh-ho-ho-ho!
01:03:07Coco boo-boo!
01:03:08Ha ha ha!
01:03:10That guy got hit in the head with a coconut!
01:03:12Hello?
01:03:13Luigi?
01:03:13Can you hear me?
01:03:15Sorry!
01:03:16I have a coconut in my ear!
01:03:17Try talking to me, Einstein!
01:03:19Okay!
01:03:20Hello!
01:03:21Mario, are you there?
01:03:22Yes, yes, yes!
01:03:23I'm here!
01:03:24Ha ha ha!
01:03:24I've done it!
01:03:25Yeesh!
01:03:26Congratulations, Alexander Graham Mario!
01:03:28Speak to me!
01:03:30Mario, are you there?
01:03:35Darn!
01:03:35Somebody put me on hold!
01:03:36Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho!
01:03:40Yikes!
01:03:41Call the emergency number!
01:03:45I don't have any coins!
01:03:47Do what the cave people do!
01:03:48Dash the block!
01:03:51Why do I feel guilty about this?
01:03:53You're gonna feel a lot guiltier if I end up as Caterpillar Joe!
01:03:57Time to kick some caterpillar!
01:03:59Help!
01:04:00Pest control!
01:04:01You cold?
01:04:03Yeah!
01:04:03Make these craters bug off!
01:04:11These'll be the first caterpillars in orbit!
01:04:16Liftoff!
01:04:24It's that big pile of scales again!
01:04:26And he looks even hungrier than before!
01:04:28The cave people are too busy talking on the phone to notice a thing!
01:04:31They'll be sitting ducks!
01:04:32Now you can say that again!
01:04:33All they do is quack, quack, quack!
01:04:35Hey!
01:04:36You know what it's all about!
01:04:39Yeah!
01:04:39Just listen to the quake-fine!
01:04:42Everybody!
01:04:43Listen to the quake-fine!
01:04:45Yeah!
01:04:46Everybody's feeling fine!
01:04:48Honey, honey!
01:04:49Everybody's on the line!
01:04:52Just listen to the quake-fine!
01:04:54Listen!
01:04:56Oh!
01:04:58Oh!
01:05:00Oh!
01:05:01Oh!
01:05:01Oh!
01:05:03Oh!
01:05:04Oh!
01:05:05Oh!
01:05:06Oh!
01:05:06Oh!
01:05:07Oh!
01:05:07Oh!
01:05:10Oh!
01:05:12Oh!
01:05:14Oh!
01:05:16Oh!
01:05:20Oh!
01:05:20Oh!
01:05:20Oh!
01:05:20Oh!
01:05:22Oh!
01:05:23Oh!
01:05:24Oh!
01:05:25Oh!
01:05:26Oh!
01:05:35Oh!
01:05:36Oh!
01:05:36Oh!
01:05:37Oh!
01:05:41Oh!
01:05:48I haven't done anything really rotten in a long time.
01:05:51Not since yesterday.
01:05:53Next.
01:05:54Hey, Mario.
01:05:55How come his lips aren't moving when he talks?
01:05:58Maybe he's been watching too many cartoons.
01:06:01Ten clams.
01:06:02I mean coins.
01:06:03And now it's time for everybody's famous Cooparobics show, Coopazad.
01:06:10Right, everybody.
01:06:12Coopazad, up on your feet.
01:06:14It's time to trim all that ugly fat.
01:06:17Welcome to All-Star Prehistoric Wrestling.
01:06:20A splendid, gladiatorial spectacle.
01:06:22A fabulous fight to the finish.
01:06:24In this corner, in the pink and purple trucks with the orange ruffles weighing in at 90,000 pounds each.
01:06:31The totally terrible, twosome, titanic, thunderous, thumping, throttling, towering, thrusting, threatening, top-heavy, top-notch, top-flight, tip-toe, tip
01:06:40-top, top-tip.
01:06:41Top this, turkey-mouth.
01:06:43Wait.
01:06:44I'm just about to finish.
01:06:46Finish big.
01:06:46Big finish.
01:06:48In this corner, the Tyrannosaurus twins.
01:06:51A totally terrific, twosome, a terrifying, tenacious...
01:07:03And in this corner, from the bucolic borough of Brooklyn, in that rollicking real world,
01:07:07these two fat, fumbling, farcet fixing freaks, those forever foolish fur-brained fish-head.
01:07:13Fish-head.
01:07:14A foolish, gladi-fugging-heading.
01:07:17Yeah!
01:07:19Whoa!
01:07:21Yeah!
01:07:23Hey, Mario!
01:07:25Look what I made!
01:07:26It's a stone, Luigi.
01:07:28You didn't make it.
01:07:31It's a football!
01:07:32I chiseled it!
01:07:33Well, what are you waiting for?
01:07:35Throw me a pass!
01:07:36It's even official size!
01:07:39But not official weight!
01:07:42I got it!
01:07:44I got it!
01:07:46Hey, watch where you're going, you egg-head!
01:07:48Who you call a good-head?
01:07:50You are!
01:07:53So, what do you have to say now, egg-head?
01:07:57Take these prisoners to the dungeon!
01:08:01While we decide what to do with Luigi the Egg!
01:08:05Hey, that's not egg!
01:08:06That's football!
01:08:08Welcome to today's game!
01:08:10Featuring those bad boys of the Neon Castle,
01:08:12the Koopa Carcass Crunchers,
01:08:14versus the Domeheads, Mario and Yoshi!
01:08:17Who, by the way, don't seem to have any fans in attendance!
01:08:26And before I forget,
01:08:27we would like to extend a special welcome
01:08:29to Mario's brother, Luigi!
01:08:31Without his presence as a football,
01:08:33none of this would be possible!
01:08:35Today's game will be refereed by honest Cheatsy Koopa!
01:08:38It's not easy being a referee!
01:08:39Sure, Cheatsy might let a lot of penalties go unnoticed,
01:08:42but you have to let them play the game!
01:08:44Cheatsy is so unbiased that in a gesture of goodwill,
01:08:47Mario and Yoshi will start to play!
01:08:50So it'll be first and ten,
01:08:51but it might as well be fourth and long,
01:08:53because it's now or never,
01:08:54it's do or die,
01:08:55and it's sudden death if that egg breaks open!
01:08:58Boy, that missed extra point!
01:09:00Sure looms big now!
01:09:02Oh, the excitement's building now, folks!
01:09:04Oh, shut up!
01:09:07We'll never get started!
01:09:11Hey, what are you playing, Australian rules?
01:09:14Yeah, I'm trying to put you down under!
01:09:17Six feet down under!
01:09:21Touchdown!
01:09:23Fight, fight, fight, fight to the finish!
01:09:26We're all for you!
01:09:28So fight, fight, fight, fight to the finish!
01:09:32We're all for you!
01:09:35Get back here!
01:09:37That's a five-yard penalty for excessive demonstration!
01:09:40I'm sorry, Reptile Ref.
01:09:42This game's over.
01:09:43Dome Head 7,
01:09:45the Koopa Carcass Crunchers,
01:09:46a big, fat, egg-shaped zero!
01:09:51I want you and Yoshi to show Hip and Hop around today!
01:09:54What?
01:09:55No way, Cave Babe!
01:09:57Hip!
01:09:58Hop!
01:09:58Where are you?
01:10:01Whoa!
01:10:02Duddling dinosaurs!
01:10:04When will those awful offspring of mine
01:10:06learn to pick up their...
01:10:07pipes?
01:10:08Pipes?
01:10:13I fell for hours!
01:10:16Mama?
01:10:18Huh?
01:10:19Oh, Yoshi think Luigi, Mama!
01:10:22Ha, ha, ha, ha!
01:10:24Yeah, well, I didn't think it was so funny!
01:10:26Look!
01:10:27Caterpillar, Mama Luigi!
01:10:29I'm not sure!
01:10:32Was it something I said?
01:10:34Mario, wherever you are!
01:10:36Help!
01:10:39This kid makes Mario look like he's on a diet!
01:10:42Mama Luigi!
01:10:45Cool it, Caterpillar Breath!
01:10:46I'm not sure!
01:10:47Mama?
01:10:48Mama Luigi?
01:10:50Ha, ha, ha, ha!
01:10:51On the ceiling!
01:10:53You see that block up there?
01:10:54You bash it, Luigi!
01:10:55You're taller!
01:10:56Okay, but you hold Yoshi!
01:10:59Hey, give me a boost, Mario!
01:11:02Stay, Yoshi!
01:11:08Hey, watch the landing, Luigi!
01:11:11No, it's the liftoff that got me!
01:11:14I'm looking, looking, looking for...
01:11:20My throne!
01:11:21My throne room!
01:11:24You'll pay for this, plumbers!
01:11:25You didn't tell me you were bringing a secret weapon, Luigi!
01:11:29That's Mama Luigi to you, Mario!
01:11:31All right, Koopa!
01:11:33Free the princess, or Yoshi here!
01:11:35We'll eat your castle piece by piece until we find her!
01:11:38I can build another castle, but you can't build another princess!
01:11:42Without this key, you'll never find her!
01:11:45Ha, ha, ha!
01:11:46Whoa!
01:11:48Ah!
01:11:49I'll be back!
01:11:51And when I do, that little monster of yours is going on a crash diet!
01:11:55I'll be back!
01:11:55Yeah!
01:11:55Yeah!
01:11:56Yeah!
01:11:56Yeah!
01:11:56Yeah!