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00:00Kila ay pahangain, utak ay paganahin, our Deer Rado starting off with Showtime's Wow Saba winner and Showbiz Royalty, Kirill.
00:10BBB Colab, Kapamilia, Big Winner, Brand Manalo.
00:16And Tina Malaya, Best Actress and Miss Human Day Celebrity Edition Women's Division, First Runner-Up, Bo Kuang.
00:24Congratulations, Mama.
00:26Congratulations.
00:27Congratulations, Miss Marietta Subong. We're very proud of you. You're very good. We love you.
00:33Gusto ko siya panuunin talaga yung pelikula.
00:36May patissue na, may patissue naman sa pelikula.
00:38Oh, valid idea.
00:40Dito pwede, hindi ka kasi ha-hagul-gul.
00:42May yak ka daw talaga.
00:44Watch ka, memang.
00:46Pero eto na, level up talaga ng ating papakinggan dito sa...
00:50We Love!
00:54Simulan na natin kay Canada No. 3, Gigi.
00:57Gigi Esguerra.
00:58Ginta na ng Gigi Esguerra. Parang pangalan din ang model, no?
01:01Gigi Esguerra.
01:04Gigi Esguerra.
01:05Sangat pasapog.
01:06True.
01:07Okay.
01:08Ryan, pasok!
01:09Laki na ni Argus.
01:10Ay, hindi ako Argus.
01:11Si Ryan Banquam.
01:12Ano ka ba? Ayaw niyang Argus.
01:13Ano?
01:13Gusto niya Kelsey.
01:16Kelsey Merritt?
01:19Kelsey pala.
01:20Kelsey Merritt.
01:22Kimba, don't Kelsey.
01:23Let's go, girl.
01:24Yes.
01:26Anong tawak sa taong hindi nagsusuot ng necklace?
01:35Eh di, necklace?
01:36Hindi.
01:38Ano?
01:39Eh di, walang kwentas.
01:43Grabe yung Madlang People, oh.
01:44Ang daing mo.
01:46Maganda rin talaga yung kinakausap mo yung Madlang People sa commercial gap, eh.
01:49Nagiging jester siya, eh.
01:51Patagawa ko commercial yung pinapakiusapan.
01:53Madlang People, mamaya magjo-joke.
01:54Ay, hindi.
01:55Sino kayo?
01:56Sino kayo, Madlang People?
01:57Hindi yun, the first time ko sila.
01:58Grabe yung pagkubahal mo kay Ryan.
02:00Oh, wow!
02:01Support na.
02:02Ano pa yan?
02:03Yung mga joke mo dun sa L.U. kahapon?
02:04Ah, yung L.U.
02:06Ano pa?
02:06L.U.
02:07Okay, yung nakuha ko sa pamanggit ni Mami.
02:10Oo.
02:11Oo.
02:14Ah, bakit malungkot ang dagat?
02:21Sasagot sila, sagot sila.
02:23One more.
02:23Madlang People.
02:25Galing po kasi ako sa L.U.
02:29Bakit malungkot ang dagat?
02:31Bakit?
02:33Kasi, olon siya.
02:35Eh, peste yun.
02:36Kasi, olon siya ko.
02:39Meron pa yan, meron pa yan.
02:40Mga joke mo sa L.U.
02:41Ay, yung gusto ba?
02:42Oo.
02:43Madlang People.
02:44Oo.
02:45Galing po kasi ako sa L.U.
02:48Ano sabi ng olon?
02:52Wala pa, wala pa.
02:54Nanay, wala pa.
02:55Hindi pa tapos yung tanong.
02:57Ano sabi ng olon?
02:59Sa likot niyang olon?
03:04Ha?
03:04Ano.
03:07Wave.
03:10Proud na proud siya doon ka po.
03:12Hindi na-rehears niya ba yan.
03:13Galing naman.
03:15O, dyan.
03:16Anong, anong paboritong kanta ng dagat?
03:20Anong paboritong kanta ng dagat?
03:22Ano?
03:22Pasok?
03:23Alone.
03:24Alone.
03:25How do I get you alone?
03:30Alone.
03:34Maganda yung kung sinimulan niya doon saan.
03:36Halo.
03:36Jimmy, how do I get you alone?
03:38Para mas mahabang airtime.
03:40Mahabang airtime.
03:41Stretch ko, stretch.
03:44Okay.
03:44Gigi, bunot ka na.
03:47Good luck, Gigi.
03:50Thank you very much.
03:51Bakit ginaganda mo yung mukha mo?
03:53It's the...
03:54It's my sign of good luck for me.
03:58Ganun pala.
03:58Ganun pala.
04:00Kayo din.
04:01Pang-transition video niya yun.
04:03Ah.
04:04Diba yung hindi ka nakaayos.
04:05O, para mag-a-tiktok hit.
04:06Tapos pag ganun mo...
04:07Nakaayos.
04:07Fuck.
04:12Oh.
04:12Ayoko nga yung trend na yun.
04:15Oh, yan oh.
04:15Ganda.
04:16Oh.
04:16Diba?
04:18Oh.
04:19Diba?
04:19Diba?
04:21Graf.
04:23Okay.
04:24Gigi, kung ang sinungaling ay kapatid ng magnanakaw,
04:31sino ang black sheep ng pamilya?
04:35Kung ang sinungaling ay kapatid ng magnanakaw,
04:39sino ang black sheep ng pamilya?
04:42Gigi, sagot.
04:43Kung ang sinungaling ay ang kapatid ng magnanakaw,
04:50magnanakaw, yes.
04:51Sa pamilyang ito, sino po ba yung black sheep?
04:55E di ba lamang kung sino gumagawa ng mabuti?
04:58Kasi siya lang ang naiba sa pamilyang ito.
05:01Kung ang pamilya ito ay puro magnanakaw
05:04at puro kasinungalingan,
05:06siyempre ang natatangit at naiba
05:10ay ang mabuti.
05:13Ang gumagawa ng tama
05:15para sa kanilang pamilya sa lipunan.
05:18Di ba madlang people sa mundo natin ngayon,
05:21sa lipunan natin ngayon,
05:22bihila na lang makahanap ng black sheep
05:24na mabuting tao?
05:26Kasi ang daming ngayon ang abusado
05:29at pinaggagagamit ang ating kabutihan.
05:32Kaya karamihan ngayon,
05:33puro kasinungaling.
05:35Puro na lang magnanakaw.
05:37Kaya konti na lang ang mabuti.
05:39Kaya sana po madlang people,
05:41ilayon po natin na hindi lamang black sheep
05:44ang magiging mabuti sa pamilya,
05:46kundi ito ang magiging karamihan
05:48dahil ito ang magpapahataw
05:51ng ating bansa.
05:54Hello!
05:56Thank you!
05:59Maganda na ba yung point?
06:01Di ba?
06:01Kunti na lang natinita ng mabuti.
06:03Maganda yung point yung simula.
06:04Pero mahirap din talaga
06:05pag inabot ka ng lasing
06:08sa kalagitnaan ng...
06:09Pumutok yung tama mo eh.
06:10Pumutok eh.
06:11Maganda yung ano yung simula.
06:13Eh, pumutok.
06:14Pumutok eh.
06:14Ay, eto na siya.
06:16Pero ang ganyan nga nung point niya,
06:18kung puro masasamay na sa pamilya,
06:20ang ending,
06:20yung mabuti pa ang black sheep.
06:21Black sheep.
06:21Correct.
06:22Kasi siya yung kakaiba eh.
06:23Correct.
06:24Kaya sundu-sundu yung mga masasama to.
06:26Malas sa kanila yung mabait.
06:28Correct.
06:29Di ba?
06:29Parang malas to eh.
06:31Kahit siya yung mabait
06:31kasi nag-iisa lang siya.
06:33Black sheep.
06:33Kaya paraming salamat
06:34kay candidate number three.
06:36At kayo naman to,
06:36aking na natin si candidate number one,
06:38Lavinia Winter.
06:40Oh.
06:41Pero bakang bagong bato yung gown yan.
06:43Oh.
06:43Ay!
06:44Speaking of bagong bato,
06:46may bumato na ito.
06:48Ayan!
06:49Akin na yan!
06:50Bakit?
06:50Oo.
06:51May 50 million ng kapalito
06:52pag nakita mo.
06:54Ibang bato yung.
06:58Ay!
06:59Ay!
07:01Tara yun!
07:01Bola-bola!
07:02Asoka challenge na talaga to.
07:04Ah!
07:07Di ba?
07:08Ganda!
07:10Bagay sa'yo.
07:11Lagyan mo na langgan.
07:12Okay.
07:12Ay, tapos na pala to.
07:14Oh.
07:14Tawagin na natin si Ryan.
07:15Ryan, lika na.
07:16Anong bansa?
07:17Bansa.
07:18Walang ubaga
07:19at gabi.
07:21Japanese.
07:23Japan.
07:24Bakit?
07:25Japon.
07:29Anong tawag sa kulay na
07:31stop?
07:33Ano?
07:34Anong kulay ang stop?
07:45Anong tawag sa sakit
07:49ng masaya?
07:52Anong sakit?
07:54Hindi.
07:55Anong sakit?
07:56Anong sagot niya?
07:57Anong sakit na masaya?
07:58Sabi niya?
07:59Anong sagot mo?
08:00Hapititis.
08:03A o b?
08:06Ano?
08:06Anong sayo?
08:07Eddie.
08:09Ang sayate!
08:10Mas masaya yung mga.
08:11Mas masaya.
08:12So labi niya.
08:13Nagsapatos ka na naman ba, anak?
08:15Yes!
08:15Mahaba kasi yung gaunin.
08:17Kasi mahaba po yung gondali,
08:18ako madada pa.
08:19Magaling ito si Malupiton eh.
08:21Thank you Kuya Jong.
08:22Pasensya na kanina.
08:23Okay.
08:24Abante ka kung TV.
08:26Labi niya.
08:27Yes!
08:29Dapat bang maglagay ng checkpoint sa langit
08:32para di makapasok ang masamang panahon?
08:36Dapat bang maglagay ng checkpoint sa langit
08:39para di makapasok ang masamang panahon?
08:42Sagot!
08:43Well, I believe dapat talaga maglagay ng checkpoint sa langit
08:46para hindi makapasok ang ano?
08:49Ang masamang panahon.
08:51Bakit?
08:51Dahil marami siyang violation.
08:53Dapat, pag checkpoint ka,
08:55dapat kumpleto ang papel mo.
08:57Walang hahanapin sa'yo yung di maganda.
08:59Hindi ka gagawa ng kasamaan
09:00at dilubyo sa isang lugar.
09:03Kaya dapat may checkpoint ang...
09:05Ano uli?
09:08Ang masamang panahon.
09:09Kasi alam naman,
09:10salita pa lamang eh,
09:12masamang panahon.
09:13Kaya dapat pag may checkpoint,
09:15huwag kayong iiwas.
09:16Dahil ang checkpoint,
09:17ginagawa yan
09:18para mas mapabuti
09:20ang ating kapayapaan
09:21sa ating lugar.
09:22And I,
09:23thank you!
09:24Thank you,
09:25carnet number one!
09:26Alam niya natin
09:27ang komento
09:27sa ating mga hurado.
09:30Congratulations!
09:31Congrats!
09:32Congrats, GG!
09:34Advanced.
09:35Blacksheep eh.
09:35Pag-blacksheep talaga eh, no?
09:36Congrats, GG!
09:37Advanced, advanced, advanced.
09:39sigunan natin.
09:40Hurado,
09:41Pocco,
09:41anong bang sabi mo?
09:44What's up,
09:45all the people?
09:49Ayun, oh!
09:51Hi, GG!
09:53Oo, oh!
09:54Nako,
09:54maraming salamat, GG, ah!
09:56Kasi kahapon,
09:57nagpa-x-ray ako.
09:58Nakita kita na,
09:58napaalala ko,
09:59nakalang akong kunin yung resulta.
10:02Pero,
10:03in all...
10:04Tawan-tawa.
10:05Tawan-ta-aray ko.
10:08Pero,
10:08I like your energy,
10:10I like your ano ha,
10:11yung umpisa pa lang,
10:13talagang sabi ko,
10:14ano na agad siya eh.
10:15Tsaka,
10:16maganda,
10:16maganda yung mga sinabi mo,
10:17yung pagkakadugtong-dugtong
10:19ng mga words.
10:19Ano nga sabi niya?
10:21Yung ano,
10:22sa blacksheep.
10:23O-ko.
10:24Rinidefine niya.
10:24Oo, oo, oo.
10:25Pero,
10:26yung sa umpisa,
10:27medyo maganda eh.
10:27Kaya lang medyo
10:28naligaw ka na dun sa pahuli.
10:30Pero,
10:30nabawi mo naman din.
10:32Oo, ayan.
10:33At dahil dyan,
10:34GG,
10:34okay,
10:35good luck sa'yo.
10:36Ah, nakakatuwa ka talaga.
10:39And,
10:40I like it.
10:41I like it.
10:41I like it, ha?
10:42So,
10:43good luck sa'yo.
10:43I love it.
10:44I love it.
10:45Good luck.
10:45Good luck.
10:46Thank you,
10:46Pocuang.
10:47At ngayon,
10:47pakinggan natin
10:48kung anong masasabi ni
10:49Brent Manalo.
10:51What's up,
10:52Madlang people?
10:55Dito tayo
10:56kay candidate number one,
10:57Labinia.
10:58I love you too, guys.
11:00Labinia Winter.
11:01Ako,
11:02kanina pa lang,
11:02I can tell na
11:03you're really quick with it.
11:04Nang hinahe lang ako
11:05sa tingin ko na
11:06lost ka sa tanong,
11:08yung tanong kasi is,
11:09dapat bang may checkpoint,
11:11which is,
11:12I don't think na
11:13sagot mo nang
11:14derecho.
11:15Hopefully,
11:16kung makapasok ka,
11:17pakinggan mo lang
11:18na mabuti yung tanong.
11:19And, yun,
11:20good luck sa'yo.
11:21Thank you,
11:22Brent.
11:23Ano rin kaya
11:24ang talak ni Horado,
11:25Karil?
11:25What's up,
11:26Madlang people?
11:27Hi to my doctor,
11:28Dr. Maite Feliciano.
11:29Punta tayo dito
11:30kay Gigi
11:31from the very beginning,
11:33Sergeant Esguerras,
11:33Gigi,
11:34great energy.
11:35May sinabi ka kanina,
11:36talagang,
11:37sumarap yung feeling
11:38ng puso ko,
11:39no to cheating,
11:40which gave me,
11:40like,
11:41an idea na
11:41you will have
11:42a morality answer
11:43somewhere in there.
11:44Maganda yung ginawa mo
11:45kasi yung black sheep,
11:46iniba mo na yung meaning
11:48at nawala ka nga
11:49ng kaunti
11:50pero nabalik mo
11:51dahil mukha namang
11:52ang moto mo in life,
11:53yung hataw Pilipinas.
11:54Hataw sa sarili,
11:55hataw ang buong bansa
11:57kaya na-save mo siya.
11:58Okay, dito naman tayo
11:59kay Labinia.
12:00Maganda yung umpisa
12:01sa checkpoint,
12:02sa violation,
12:04complete.
12:04Pero dun sa dulo,
12:06parang nawala ka
12:07dahil hindi mo lang
12:07na-memorize yung question.
12:09But that's okay.
12:09You had a great performance today.
12:11Congrats sa inyong dalawa.
12:12Thank you very much,
12:13Murados.
12:14Sa araw nito,
12:15kaninong talak
12:16ang tubata?
12:19Our Miss Q&A,
12:21Reina Talaquera
12:22of the day
12:23is candidate number
12:263!
12:28GGS Guera!
12:44TALAquera!
12:45TALAquera!
12:46TALAquera!
12:47TALAquera!
12:47You

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