00:00How about India and Pakistan?
00:02I stopped them from fighting.
00:04They shot down 11 planes.
00:06They're both nuclear countries.
00:10The Prime Minister of Pakistan said President Trump has saved at least 30 million lives.
00:16So I said, First Lady, First Lady, it'll be a great honor to get the Nobel Peace Prize next week
00:24when they announce it.
00:25And then I sort of forgot about it because I am busy.
00:28And it was announced and it was gotten by a woman that nobody ever heard of.
00:33I said, What about me? Do they do two of them?
00:37Think of it. I settled. So I'm not in love with Norway.
00:41Frankly, Norway sucks.
00:51Norway has become a shithouse country, actually.
00:58Thank you.
00:59Thank you.
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