00:00Ah, ah!
00:01Training starts now.
00:07All right, listen up.
00:08Let's do what we came here to do.
00:10Uncle Jake's coming to town.
00:11I thought he was on deployment.
00:14We're it! We're going down!
00:16He got a little banged up, so...
00:17I thought maybe it'd be fun if he stayed with us for the summer.
00:20Yeah.
00:20Well, you don't want him to come?
00:22I just want him to see that I'm...
00:23that I'm weird.
00:27Hey, put it there, buddy.
00:28Help Uncle Jake with his bag.
00:30Oh.
00:31No.
00:32He's heavy.
00:34Uncle Jake?
00:35I'm going to ask you something.
00:37There's these kids at school,
00:38always teasing me and picking on me.
00:40Please, teach me how to fight.
00:42Well, fighting people isn't the answer.
00:44Mark, I really don't have time for this.
00:46Doc, what's it going to take to get back to my team?
00:48Time.
00:50Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:51It ain't little Marky boy.
00:53Just leave me alone.
00:56Your problem here?
00:56So your bag's backed up against the wall.
01:00Training starts now.
01:02Middle of the night.
01:03First lesson, no one's going to respect you until you respect yourself.
01:10What's constipation warrior kilt?
01:11I wrote it with my left hand.
01:13Alright, focus.
01:16Seriously?
01:17Let's go, new guy.
01:18Get out there.
01:24Hoo-yah!
01:25Let me hear you say it.
01:26Hoo-yah.
01:26Well, you can live with that all day long.
01:30I know you mean well, just not a warrior.
01:33Why are you helping me?
01:34You're more alike than you know.
01:36People can change.
01:39Warriors aren't born.
01:40They're made.
01:41I'll be right here with you.
01:51Warrior Kid works to achieve his goals.
01:53He develops mental toughness as well as physical toughness.
01:56Getting back up.
01:58That's the only backup plan you need.
02:04Hoo-yah!
02:09Uncle Jake?
02:10I don't mean to ask you something.
02:12Just about the changes going on in your body.
02:13Cause, I don't know if...
02:15I don't know if maybe your mom would...
02:17Feel gross and...
02:18No.
02:18I don't know.
02:18I don't know if bad guys are going on track of time.
02:18Go, go, go, go!
02:20I'm
