00:01I know what you're thinking, when will the whore put down the microphone and have a kid, right?
00:10I might still have a kid, as a joke, guess where we're going, you know when, sorry but it is
00:20stand-up
00:20so you know when, you know when, world's ending.
00:30The world's always been ending, right? It's actually ending. Now, you think I'm going to be a stand-up comedian
00:36and character actress in ten years?
00:39In ten years I'm going to be a robot shoeshine. Don't be sad, I'm fine. Can I do this if
00:47I wasn't fine?
00:50What, you want one-liners? What do you need? What do you need, folks?
00:54Straight guys only. Here's one for the ladies. Girls, desire is a mystery, the self is a fiction.
00:59Wake up!
01:00By the way, if at any point you feel like I'm losing you or you're like, that's intentional.
01:04I just want to be clear.
01:06Yeah, every dip. I know.
