00:00Do you remember me?
00:02I'll take that as a yes.
00:03You snuck off and left me on your dirty little futon.
00:07Yeah, I remember you. What do you want?
00:09I mean, so what do I even say to her?
00:10It's been eight years.
00:12What, just walk up to her door and be like,
00:14Hi, I'm your baby's daddy. I'm a secret agent.
00:16And also, you're in danger because of me.
00:17You know, it doesn't really roll off the tongue there.
00:19No, no bust. Repeat after me.
00:21I just found out we have a daughter,
00:23and I want to be part of her life.
00:26Hi.
00:27Do I go in with hi or hello?
00:29It doesn't matter. Just save the rest.
00:31Hi. I just found out we have a daughter,
00:34and I want to be a part of her life.
00:37So you're crazy.
00:39Got it. You really think I would have a child with a one-night stand that bailed on me?
00:42I mean, I didn't really bail. I just had to go.
00:46Dad? Is that you?
00:49Millie, honey, what did I say about claiming someone's your dad?
00:54It's manipulative.
00:56But he would make a good dad. He looks like a prince.
01:00I have a daughter.
01:02I will do anything to keep her safe.
01:05Actually, Millie, I'm not a prince, but I am.
01:08Hi, Phones.
01:09Okay.
01:13Millie's my world.
01:14You don't get to just show up and be her dad.
01:15Again, I had no idea she even existed.
01:18Right.
01:19But I'm here now.
01:22And I want to be a part of her life.
01:24You want to be in Millie's life?
01:25Yes, very much.
01:27You can be her nanny.
01:29Excuse me?
01:30Her last nanny moved away.
01:31You want to prove that you can handle being a father?
01:33Then you can start by being a babysitter.
01:36Babysitter.
01:38Yeah, that's what I thought.
01:39Well, it was nice seeing you.
01:41Adam, let's catch up again in another eight years, okay?
01:44Come on, baby.
01:46Wait, Millie.
01:48Yeah?
01:49I love the lizard on your shirt.
01:51It's an iguanas.
01:52They're my favorite animal.
01:54Is it because they do this?
01:57Who are you?
01:58Well, Millie.
02:02I'm your new nanny.
02:12So...
02:12You.
02:13You, the world's most deadly and effective secret agent.
02:16You're going to protect your daughter by becoming her nanny.
02:20Yep.
02:20I can't wait to tell the head of the CIA about this.
02:23He's going to laugh his arse off.
02:29You must be Millie's nanny.
02:31I'm Adam.
02:33And you are?
02:34I'm your nanny.
02:35And from what I've heard, your last job was slinging drinks at a dive bar.
02:39Is that right?
02:41My last job is rescuing the president.
02:43You'll be supervised at all times.
02:45And if you ever try to tell Millie that you're her real father, you will never speak to her again.
02:50Got it?
02:52Vivian.
02:53Hey, Vivian.
02:56We need to talk.
02:57I trust Margo whenever the rule's with you.
02:59Yeah?
02:59But if that sounds like too much, then feel free to disappear for another eight years.
03:07Great.
03:08Now that that's settled, Millie's in the dining room having lunch.
03:16Mr. Adam!
03:17Yay!
03:19Millie, we do not throw forks.
03:21But it's fun to throw forks.
03:24I'm her nanny.
03:26I'll take care of it.
03:29Millie.
03:30You see, we're going to throw forks.
03:32Do you need the proper technique?
03:37Cool!
03:38How do you know how to do that?
03:41My other job?
03:42Mommy said your other job was being a bum.
03:47Can you keep a secret?
03:49Mm-hmm.
03:50My other job is saving the world.
03:53Don't tell anybody.
03:54I won't.
03:55Promise?
03:55Yeah.
03:59What are you doing?
04:03Millie, can you go with Margo, baby?
04:04I've got to talk to Adam.
04:06Okay.
04:08Bye, Mr. Adam!
04:09Bye, Millie.
04:12This was a mistake.
04:14This was a huge mistake.
04:15Vivian, look.
04:16I know you think I'm just a person.
04:17I can't deal with an irresponsible man-child right now, Adam.
04:19I really can't.
04:21I have way bigger concerns.
04:23Like what?
04:25Like me!
04:36How many times do I have to tell you, Vivian?
04:41If you want to run your charity operation in my neighborhood, you got to pay.
04:46Otherwise, bad things happen.
04:50People get hurt.
04:55Is that so?
05:01What do we got here?
05:03A little delicate flower.
05:05Who's this, your new boyfriend?
05:09Actually.
05:10He's my daughter's nanny.
05:16The daughter's nanny!
05:17That is so cute!
05:19Mr. Mary Poppins!
05:22Tell you what, why don't you go bake me a few cookies while me and your boss, we have a
05:28little one-on-one time.
05:30Um, actually, I got a better idea.
05:33Adam!
05:34Whatever you're trying to do, it's not helping.
05:36Look, I know you think I'm just a bartender, but the-
05:38Get out!
05:40Now!
05:47Run along, Mr. Mom!
05:49Why don't you go dust your knob?
05:51Why us, uh, grown folks, have a little talk.
06:00Arr, boys, that's how you have a good day.
06:03Right?
06:04You make money, you have fun, and you-
06:08Oh, look who it is!
06:10Hello, boys.
06:11It's the nanny.
06:25What are you doing?
06:27You know who the hell I am?
06:28You know what I could do to you with one call?
06:30Do it.
06:31Call him.
06:33I will.
06:35I'm guessing you're gonna call the mayor's office, and I'll call the mayor.
06:38I'll call a senator, and round and round, we go.
06:42You're a small fish, I have bigger things to worry about than you.
06:45So instead, I just had my people delete your entire digital presence.
06:50Bye-bye, bitch.
06:52So congrats, you no longer exist.
06:54No.
06:55No, that's impossible.
06:57No!
06:58No!
07:00No!
07:02By the way, there's money for a cab.
07:08If you ever come near Millie or Vivian again, your bank accounts won't be the only thing that disappeared tonight.
07:14Now run away, little man.
07:18Get the fuck out of here, all of you.
07:24Who are you?
07:27I'm the nanny.
07:41What did you say to him?
07:43Nothing.
07:43I was just getting this.
07:45This is not a joke.
07:46Adam, these are dangerous people.
07:53Hey.
07:54Listen.
07:55I'm sorry.
07:57I am so sorry.
07:58We will never ever rob you again.
08:07Adam, what did you...
08:09Who are you?
08:11Really.
08:13I'm nobody.
08:14I'm just Millie's nanny.
08:16Speaking of which, I should get back to work.
08:17We're baking cookies.
08:23Don't throw that again.
08:25We'll be in the kitchen.
08:26I want to help.
08:34See if you can do it with me on your back.
08:36Okay.
08:37Let's go.
08:38You ready?
08:39Yeah.
08:39Okay.
08:42Dad, hear it.
08:44Where are you going?
08:50Mighty Millie.
08:51She's going to dive off the top rope.
08:53Boom!
08:54And the crowd goes wild!
08:55Mighty Millie!
08:59Good job, girl.
09:05Yes!
09:12You sure about this?
09:15It's perfect.
09:17I'm not remotely qualified to comment on this type of equipment.
09:24It's a birthday present.
09:26I think she'll love it.
09:28She loves iguanas.
09:31I don't know. I'm out of my depth.
09:33Yep.
09:37Adam!
09:38What are you doing here?
09:39Adam! Adam! You came! You came to my birthday!
09:41Hey!
09:43How's it going?
09:44Good!
09:44Do you have any cake yet?
09:46No.
09:47Really?
09:48Well, we gotta change that.
09:50Leo, Dina, this is, um, Adam.
09:52Oh!
09:53The new nanny!
09:55My Jeremy had a little bit too much cake and he made a huge mess over there.
10:00You don't like getting up some vomit, do you?
10:03Oh my God! You won't believe who I ran into!
10:06Trevor Maltese, your ex!
10:09Oh, he looks great!
10:11And apparently, he just ran into a ton of money.
10:14Sounds a little suspicious.
10:17Uh, pourquoi le personnel ne pantil?
10:19Et il n'a pas du vomir nettoyé?
10:21En fait, non.
10:23Je n'ai travaillé pas en ce moment et suis tout sans dans la cuisine.
10:29You speak French?
10:31French, Arabic, Russian, Japanese, a little bit of Latvian.
10:34Are you sure?
10:39Vivian, he's mocking us!
10:40Oh really? What did I say?
10:41Adam, clean up the bomb, please.
10:45Millie, I brought you a birthday present.
10:49It's an iguana!
10:50It sure is.
10:51Now when you get scared, squeeze it and I'll come running.
11:02It's a real iguana!
11:03Sure is, young lady.
11:06Trevor, what are you doing here?
11:09Nice to meet you, little one.
11:10I'm your Uncle Trevor.
11:12You can take this iguana to the room.
11:14Oh my god.
11:15What a hunk.
11:18I think my ovary just exploded.
11:22Vivian, I left you nine years ago because I truly didn't believe I was worthy of someone so stunning, magnificent
11:29and perfect.
11:31And now I'm back.
11:33And I'm here to tell you I haven't stopped thinking about you a single day.
11:38What are you waiting for?
11:39Go to him!
11:41Millie's father is right there.
11:42Oh, come on.
11:43He's a party boy who knocked you up.
11:45Besides, look at Trevor.
11:47Now that is a man that could take care of you both.
11:50Vivian, I'm back to save you.
11:52I don't need saving.
11:53That's not what I heard.
11:54You had some issues with the Abruzos?
11:58It's been handled.
11:59And who do you think handled that?
12:01That was you?
12:11Is he my daddy?
12:22Is he my daddy?
12:27I don't know.
12:28Let's go.
12:29Give me everything you can on Trevor Maltese.
12:35Boss, you ain't gonna like this one bit.
12:39All my bank accounts disappeared!
12:42What am I gonna do?!
12:44You can start by acting like a real man.
12:54You know who I am?
12:56yeah then why are your men still pointing their guns at me put away now
13:08good no I want the little girl the daughter why do you play chess Gary
13:19everyone watches the King smart players they watch the Queen but the dangerous ones well they
13:29dismantle the board first moves already been made so you were the one that got them all off my back
13:37of course if I want something I get it oh you're so full of it Trevor
13:44Millie come here baby okay you're a piece of shit Adam no no you need to know the truth Vivian
13:52this
13:52guy's a liar I think your nanny's got a bit of a crush on you Vivian Vivian he's just here
13:56for
13:56your money money please I've been making a fortune in Mediterranean real estate the last nine years
14:03you've been in prison for selling drugs to college kids for the last nine years buddy
14:09you're you're crazy he's crazy you're crazy how would you even know something like that
14:14I think it's time you know the truth about who I really am
14:18okay who are you Adam really look I can't tell you here can we go somewhere private
14:24okay no anything you have to say you can say in front of my friends so who are you go
14:28ahead Vivian
14:30you need to trust me
14:34I trust you Adam that's my girl oh fantastic getting your daughter to turn on me great
14:42how do we need to go are you serious okay not for this Vivian I've got this why don't me
14:47and
14:47you have a nice private chat over here let's do it
14:53look Adam I don't really know how you know what you know but I'm gonna be honest I can't really
15:01have you coming around here messing everything up for me oh you really don't want to stab me
15:07with that Trevor oh you're right I don't Raymond Strauss sends his regards
15:14what are you doing oh my god Adam what did you do oh my god Adam what did you do
15:26oh okay look
15:27I didn't do anything Trevor did this to himself well I need to sit Trevor who is this psychopath
15:34you need to get him out of your house I just called the cops he'll be here any minute okay
15:39Vivian
15:39please listen to me he's lying oh I clearly came at the right time you're really gonna let
15:46this man near your daughter huh are you talking about excuse me miss we got a call about an attack
15:50yeah it's him right here for me Vivian don't listen to him he's lying and he's dangerous
15:56Vivian think about Millie who do you want her around the dangerous nanny or the man that saved
16:01you from the mob get him out of here Vivian please go quietly you really want Millie to see you
16:11coughed Millie baby oh no no you don't get to speak to her coffin come on Vivian please can you
16:20just do
16:20this away from my daughter come on I'm making a mistake let's go come on you have no idea who
16:24I am
16:29officers no no no Vivian it's fine you saw what this man did to me I'm here to protect you
16:34now
16:38well boys there you go just like Mr. Strauss said now let's go get the daughter
16:50I don't know what you were thinking with that guy I don't know I screwed up that's my Vivian
16:55always so trusting it's fine he's gone now I didn't see it I almost let him into Millie's life
17:06hey it's okay he's gone now I'm here to take care of you protect you from those freaks trying to
17:13take
17:13advantage of you hey what we got here looks like a party but I don't think we've got an invitation
17:31what was that no no no don't worry about it be here with me now
17:44Trevor do you do something who are these guys Bruzo you said you got them off my back oh these
17:50guys
17:50yeah no I did let me handle this hey thought I talked to you boys leave them alone don't make
17:56me have to step in who are you trying to be get the daughter no no you never get scared
18:07squeeze it
18:08and I'll come running
18:16Millie you guys need to take me back right now listen protein bar we're in charge yeah okay
18:21you're the criminal here we're the ones in charge so zip it no you're not the second you put my
18:25name
18:25in that system 10 agencies were alerted right now your boss's boss's boss is having a heart attack
18:30and any second now your captain's gonna come on that radio and tell you to do exactly what I say
18:34will just take me back to that house right now
18:39you
