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00:00This country is founded by people who were into aliens, man.
00:04George Washington, man.
00:05He was in a cult, and the cult was into aliens, man.
00:08You didn't know that?
00:09No.
00:10Oh, man, they were way into that type of stuff, man.
00:18Benny!
00:21You're getting air from there, man.
00:23It's no good.
00:24It was the last day of school.
00:26Uh, Miss Crawford.
00:27I was thinking that maybe you and I can get together over the summer.
00:29I mean, it'll be legal.
00:30I mean, it could be.
00:31It was the first day of summer vacation.
00:34Do you guys know anything about a party here tonight?
00:37No, sir.
00:42It was a time they will never forget.
00:44There's a new fiesta in the making as we speak.
00:47I thought he was cute.
00:49We thought he was cute.
00:50Do you realize when he graduated, we were like three years old?
00:54If only they could remember it.
00:57Okay.
00:58Okay.
00:59So, you're not going to go to law school?
01:01What do you want to do, then?
01:04I want to dance.
01:07You going to be quarterback next year?
01:09No, no, I might not even play.
01:15You're in need of a serious attitude adjustment, young man.
01:18Super dominant male in a 50s greaser uniform.
01:24That's what I love about these high school girls, man.
01:27I get older, they stay the same age.
01:31The 50s were boring, the 60s rock, the 70s, oh my God, they obviously suck.
01:37Dazed and confused, see it with a bud.
01:40Behind every good man, there's a woman.
01:43And that woman was Martha Washington, man.
01:45And every day George would come home, she'd have a big, fat bull waiting for him, man, when he'd come
01:50to the door, man.
01:51She was a hip, hip, hip lady, man.

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