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Planned Parenthood gives us a musical recap of how "lovely" it is to be a woman in 2016, including date rape, wage inequality, and limitations on choice.
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00:00Yes, Richard, that was a lovely first date.
00:02Thank you so much for enlightening me about the female reproductive system.
00:06You were right.
00:07The pull-out method is the best form of birth control.
00:11Until next time, Mon Amour.
00:13Bye.
00:22When you're a skinny girl of 13
00:26Wide with braces from ear to ear
00:29You doubt that you will ever be appealing
00:37Then, hallelujah, you're 14
00:39And the braces disappear
00:41And a stranger grabs her pussy for the first time in a long list of times
00:45And you have that funny grown-up female feeling
00:56Ha
00:59How lovely to be a woman
01:02The wait was well worthwhile
01:05Your pressure to wear mascara
01:08And told that you should smile
01:11How lovely to earn a paycheck
01:15That's lower than earned by men
01:18Whenever you hear boys whistle
01:21Ignore them and pretend
01:24It's wonderful to feel
01:26The fears that women feel
01:30It gives you such a glow
01:33Just to know
01:34Your rights are getting repealed
01:38How lovely to be a woman
01:41And have one job to do
01:44To give birth to lots of babies
01:48Cause rich men want you to
01:51Control of our wombs
01:53Mandated by law
01:57Yes, childbirth is what a woman
02:01Is for
02:02How wonderful to know
02:07The things a woman knows
02:09How thrilling to be raped
02:12On a date
02:14On a date
02:14Then blamed for wearing tight clothes
02:17How lovely to be raped
02:20How lovely to be a woman
02:21Objectified by boys
02:24Expected to cook and clean up
02:27And treated just like toys
02:30How lovely to be so grown up
02:34And free
02:38Life's lovely when you're a woman
02:44Like me

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