00:09We are common law of comedy wives at this point.
00:12I feel like I own half of what Tina has.
00:16The two of you together are my favorite super couple.
00:19Oh, thanks.
00:19It is really like a comedy marriage at this point.
00:21Yeah, it is.
00:22We've been together so long.
00:23I miss those goddamn glory days.
00:25Yeah, well, clearly we have different experiences.
00:28Oh, here's a play-by-play of the Jerry Lewis telephone.
00:31Here's a chart of all the penises I ever saw.
00:34Oh, good.
00:34Here's a quote from Helen Keller.
00:35Here's really incorrect information about how to put an IUD in.
00:38Here's a list of my houseplants.
00:40What have I got?
00:51Bitches get stuff done.
00:57Take your pants off.
00:59And twerk it.
01:00Yeah.
01:07I just want to say congratulations again to my friend Amy Poehler.
01:11I love you.
01:12It's a special place in hell for you.
01:14I'm sorry I called you stupid.
01:16I'm sorry I farted into your purse.
01:19What?
01:21I love you, sister.
01:23You're my nemesis.
01:24My friend and I are both very tough ladies.
01:29It goes like this.
01:31It goes like this.
01:32Ha, ha, ha, ha!
