00:03What swimsuit am I? Teal? My only options are Hadid's? Well, I want to be Gigi, but let's be
00:15honest, I'm probably Bella. Pear? That's the good option? Excuse me? This is bringing me
00:29back to middle school. People think I'm a boy. Come on! One time! Someone thought I was
00:45pregnant. I'm not clicking this. Alright, I'm taking this again. Okay, that's just
00:52rude. Hey. Ew! Ugh! Ew! We are enemies! You want to go again? You go again. Third time's the charm.
01:08No! No! Finally! What? No! Fuck this! Are you kidding me? You're lucky. I got old lady
01:20moomoo. How? I got stand behind a plant. I got ghost costume. I got tarp. I got bikini
01:31that gives you a UTI. I got kill yourself. That's it. Enough! I don't need some body
01:39shaming quiz to tell me I don't have a beach body. You know what it takes to have
01:43a beach body? Going to the fucking beach. We deserve to feel good in a swimsuit. Am I
01:49right? I said, am I right?
02:00Yeah! I want to go to the beach and eat chips and read cheesy romance novels.
02:06Yeah! And I want to go to the beach and sneak a bottle of rosé and, I don't know, go
02:10skinny
02:10dipping? Yeah! And I want to go to the beach and take cash out of people's wallets while
02:15they swim! Ew, Carly, you are a bikini UTI. You don't even work here anymore. Weren't you
02:21fired? Got me! That's what I've been forgetting and my tooth. So I am taking off. Thank you
02:31for the reminder! Everyone check your wallets.
