00:00Well, I see your music choice, and I raise you...
00:02Fire!
00:05And that, ladies and gentlemen, is what makes America great.
00:09The ability to wholeheartedly embrace excitement
00:12while letting disappointment and failure slip away as quickly as you can.
00:16One viewer even wrote,
00:17John Oliver has magnificent eyebrows.
00:20Sorry, Cara Delevingne, I'm the new queen of eyebrow thickness.
00:24Step off! Step off, Cara!
00:26Excuse me, but any seat Dr. Ross is sitting on is the hot seat.
00:33Presidential election, or as it's more commonly known,
00:35the electoral equivalent of seeing someone puking,
00:37so you start puking and then someone else is puking,
00:39and pretty soon everyone is puking 2016.
00:43How much do you miss America?
00:45My country, it's not just a geography...
00:48Well, that's already a way too complicated answer.
00:50The answer is, I miss it a lot, it's the greatest country in the world.
00:53Brexit doesn't sound scary,
00:55it just sounds like a shitty granola bar you buy at the airport.
00:58Hey, this tastes like a preserved owl pellet!
01:01F*** it, I'm going to Cinnabon!
01:03You push me into it!
01:04Income inequality.
01:06A good way to figure out which side of it you're on
01:08is whether you're currently paying for HBO or stealing.
01:11Look, Donald Trump views the truth
01:12like this lemur views the Supreme Court vacancy.
01:15I don't care about that in any way.
01:17Please f*** off, I have a banana.
01:19You've been objectively nicer to Vladimir Putin
01:22than you have to Meryl Streep,
01:24who I'm pretty sure is not an infamous autocrat,
01:28although you know what, now I say it,
01:29if she tried it, she'd nail it.
01:30The woman is a tour de force.
