00:01What happened?
00:01I don't know.
00:02Don't worry, don't worry.
00:03Look, I'm here to help you.
00:04Please don't get upset.
00:05Hey, don't worry.
00:06Listen, listen, listen, listen.
00:08Fuck off, fuck off, fuck off, fuck off.
00:10Get out!
00:11I have three daughters, Holly, Megan, Matilda.
00:13And they always cry in the kitchen,
00:14but they cry with laughter,
00:15so I'm not leaving until you laugh.
00:18You, you, you, you, fuck off out of here!
00:20Fuck me!
00:21Get out!
00:22Hey, excuse me, madam.
00:23Yes, chef.
00:23Fuck me!
00:24How about fuck you?
00:25You amaze me every time.
00:28You're a great fucking talker,
00:30but you're a shit cook.
00:31Come here.
00:32How do we get upset?
00:32Come on.
00:33Hey, that's all.
00:35Do me a favor.
00:36Get out!
00:37Yes, chef.
00:37Fuck off, will you?
00:38Dear God of souffle,
00:39please make that rise
00:40and taste sumptuous and delicious.
00:42Medium to world!
00:44And that's well done.
00:45Well done to you!
00:47And well done to you!
00:48I can't believe just how inconsistent you are!
00:53Do you know who my favorite chef is?
00:54No.
00:56You.
00:57Good luck.
00:58Good luck.
