00:00Ben Miller for president, you know how I am about recycling, you know I'm absolutely demented.
00:04Should gay people be allowed to marry? That's a really good question.
00:07Doesn't seem to be hurting anybody.
00:09People get slowed down by things.
00:12Roadblocks are put in their way and instead of going around them, they stop the car.
00:16And I never let that happen to me.
00:18What were the roadblocks along the way?
00:20Oh, roadblocks. Oh, you don't look right, you're too short, you're too fat,
00:23too tall, too tall, too fat, too tall, too lean, too small.
00:26I'm beautiful, damn it.
00:28The Broadway stage supports 86,000 jobs.
00:31So the arts are a source of revenue for the city and a great source of revenue for the United
00:37States
00:37if only they weren't so narrow-minded and perverse about helping with the NEA
00:46and helping people, you know, helping the arts out in our world.
00:51They are dead set on making barbarians out of all of us and all of our children.
00:55I don't want to be a barbarian.
00:57I want to have color and beauty and light in my life, and I think everybody in their heart of
01:01hearts does.
01:02I love public skirtings.
01:04I love community activism.
01:06I love all that stuff.
01:07You just performed for the Queen.
01:09I did.
01:10For the first time.
01:10Oh my God, please, I've been performing for Queen for my whole life.
01:13You've won every award there is to win.
01:16The Oscar.
01:17No, no, no, I never won the Oscar.
01:18Dammit.
01:18That's true.
01:20Oh.
01:21Oh.
01:21Oh.
01:22Oh.
01:22Don't bring it up.
01:23Don't mention it.
01:24Shut that crap off.
01:26Never look back.
01:27Because if you're looking back, you can't go look forward.
01:29You can't go forward.
01:31I want the whole town to be green.
01:32I can't remember the last time I had so much smoke blown up my ass, but there is no more
01:37room.
01:38So thank you.
01:39This is the cat.
01:40This is the cherry on the cake.
