00:00Trust me, at a certain point, you stop being embarrassed
00:03and start being you.
00:04And I have been me for 49 years.
00:06Because the only person who can act me is me.
00:10In my head, in my heart, I'm in my 30s.
00:13I'll be like, yeah, I'm in 30s.
00:16My body be like, you better sit your ass down.
00:21You are 50, bitch.
00:23If you fall one more time, you are done.
00:26The day that I saw Whoopi Goldberg on television,
00:29I cried so hard because I kept looking at my daddy going,
00:34oh my god, there's somebody on TV that looks like me.
00:38And I just want to thank you from the bottom of my heart.
00:42Because now I know what I'm doing.
00:44That when I put on that Ghostbusters suit
00:46and little girls see me on TV now,
00:49now they're going to go, I can do it.
00:50And you gave that to me.
00:52And I love you.
00:53I love you from my heart and my soul.
00:55And I love you for what you've done for black women.
00:58I love you for what you've done for black comedians.
01:01And I love you.
01:05Okay. Yep.
01:07Room full of nightmares. I'm not going in there.
01:09I said, have you seen some big little lies?
01:11And do you remember what you said to me?
01:12Yeah, I was like, oh, yeah.
01:14Three white women having problems on the beach.
01:17Yeah.
01:19I tune in every week for that.
01:22I mean, like, what real problems you have?
01:25I got a homegirl that got, like, four babies, daddies, and seven children.
01:30That's a big little lie right there.
01:32People have been panning saying that women can't do it like men.
01:36How long they been saying that one?
01:37Since forever.
01:38And how long have we been proving them wrong?
01:40Since forever.
01:42Okay.
01:43Why are we stumped?
01:44You know, sometimes on these short trains, you know, it doesn't touch that third rail,
01:49you know, where the electricity is.
01:50So the red signal comes on and the power just shuts off.
01:53Really?
01:54No, not really.
01:55I don't fucking know.
01:55Do I look like I work for MTA?
01:57BET was the first time I ever was on television.
01:59Actually, it was the only time I thought I would ever be on television because they were
02:04the only one who were putting black comics on television.
02:10What's up?
02:11Danny in the house.
02:13But you were a telemarketer for Scientology?
02:15Yeah.
02:16Uh, they kind of still don't know I'm not a Scientologist.
02:21Thanks for blowing my cover.
02:25It was a very easy interview.
02:28I just act crazy.
02:29You are in movies now and you're on Saturday Night Live.
02:32Oh.
02:33The white people in living color.
02:36Well, I mean, you could call it that, but it's a good job.
02:40Okay?
