00:02I'm a super emotional person.
00:07I love crying though. It makes me feel kind of good.
00:12I one time cried because A$AP Rocky doesn't like me.
00:16He's never met me, so I don't know that he doesn't like me.
00:19I really, I was just drunk, so I was crying into a toilet,
00:23being like, A$AP Rocky is in my boyfriend.
00:25One time I cried after I spilled a nice latte that I made
00:28that tasted really good and I only had two sips of.
00:31I'll cry if someone does a really good vocal run.
00:40It's just like, better than crying because, um,
00:44I just feel like I got it all out.
00:47That was great.
00:49I had this one boss who hated emotions.
00:52Crying is the stupidest, most embarrassing thing
00:55you could ever be caught doing.
00:56She'd talk about it all the time.
00:58There's nothing more uncomfortable
00:59than watching somebody leak from their face.
01:02So one time she was giving me a lot of crap
01:04for doing nothing but being awesome at my job.
01:06So I cried on her.
01:08Coffee and work, those are my emotions.
01:13I want to talk more about crying.
01:14I mean, if you're going to talk about crying,
01:16you might as well not do it alone.
01:17So who better than a friend and a therapist?
01:21Hey, I'm here with Dr. Jane, a doctor, and Matteo, a man full of rage.
01:28And?
01:28A comedian.
01:29And?
01:30Super gay.
01:31Single.
01:32Oh, and single.
01:33When was the last time you guys cried?
01:34My cousin and I were on the train making fun of Kate Winslet and Titanic.
01:39So specific.
01:40And I was laughing so hard I was sobbing.
01:42And then the other time I cried was like a year and a half ago.
01:45My dad left my mom.
01:47My sister called and she was like,
01:48Dad left mom.
01:49And then I just started crying.
01:50Do you think it's immature to cry?
01:52No.
01:53I mean, I'm Italian so I'm used to people crying all the time.
01:55You have to pick and choose your moments.
01:57Because sometimes if you cry in the wrong time and the wrong place,
02:00you'll do yourself in.
02:02We both worked together on another show and we cried on set.
02:06Because?
02:06I was just like overwhelmed.
02:08So that was crying to release the stress and the pressure.
02:11Yeah.
02:11Well, that makes sense.
02:12And I wasn't like,
02:13Look at my tears, everybody.
02:14Feel bad for me.
02:15I was more like,
02:16I just need to cry and do my thing.
02:18Yeah.
02:18And did you feel better after?
02:20Yeah, I definitely felt better afterwards.
02:22So do you think it's more damaging for a woman to be seen crying in public or a man?
02:28I think if a woman's crying in public, it's more like,
02:30I'm not saying that this is right,
02:32but I'm just saying that more people are likely to be like,
02:34Ah, she's crying.
02:35But if a man's crying, it's like,
02:36Fuck, something happened.
02:38Right.
02:39Absolutely.
02:39How do you guys feel about politicians crying?
02:42Like, Obama recently cried at the press conference for gun control.
02:45Yeah.
02:46And some people thought that that was calculated,
02:48and other people just thought it was kind of like,
02:50not chill to cry, like he should hold it together.
02:52I think a politician, like when Obama was crying there, that that was his pain, and that's the reality of
02:58what we're living with, and it's appropriate that he can be open and honest, as you were saying, and real
03:04about what a sad state of affairs the situation is and the country's in, to be able to deliver that
03:10and not window dress it to make it anything other than what it actually is.
03:14But it's also funny that we're talking about like those rules of crying.
03:18I mean, that's so weird that we're implementing any sort of imaginary rules on the human condition.
03:23Don't you think that's a little dumb?
03:25I mean, but that's all society is.
03:27I know.
03:27It's a bunch of made up rules of like...
03:28Including like, the color blue is for boys, the color pink is for girls.
03:31I mean, it's like all these dumb rules.
03:32It's all dumb.
03:33Absolutely.
03:33How would you react if I just started weeping right now uncontrollably?
03:37And I'd be like, weird.
03:39So here on Report Card we like to grade our topics, so today we want to grade public crying.
03:44The act of crying in public, where everyone can see you.
03:48But we're not going to go through those regular ABCs.
03:51We're going to have our own grading system.
03:53So A is for all day.
03:56B is for a bit of boo-hoo.
03:58C is keep it to yourself.
04:01D is don't plan on it.
04:03And F is stay dry.
04:05Okay.
04:06And we'll have this amount of time for you to answer.
04:11Oh, okay.
04:15Can I...
04:16Yeah, I know what I can do.
04:18It's just one grade, right?
04:20Yeah.
04:20Just one of those grades.
04:22One of these.
04:22Whichever one you think.
04:27I love crying.
04:30Crying.
04:31Crying is what I love.
04:33Crying is fun.
04:34Crying is good.
04:36Crying all day long.
04:38Ooh, crying.
04:39I cry all the time.
04:42Cause I'm single.
04:44I can make anyone cry.
04:47Yeah.
04:48Can you teach us how to do a three-part harmony?
04:50So we'll all say one line that's like...
04:53Something like...
04:53I love crying.
04:54I love crying.
04:56I love crying.
04:58I love crying.
04:58I was supposed to do the same time.
05:00And...
05:00Social hour is done, guys.
05:02Oh boy.
05:02Now we gotta show our grades.
05:05Okay.
05:05So...
05:06I give it a B for boo-hoo.
05:10When you want to.
05:11I give it a B.
05:12Be yourself.
05:13That's good.
05:14And your B is beautiful.
05:16I didn't block them.
05:17It was a little sloppy.
05:19It's a little...
05:19You're a doctor, so I don't feel bad giving you criticism.
05:21Okay.
05:21It's a little small, huh?
05:22I chose all day just to be extreme.
05:25Yeah.
05:25Yeah.
05:26I don't even think I could cry all day.
05:28And I cry constantly.
05:29Right.
05:29When do we want to move to tears?
05:31Yeah.
05:31This has been so great.
05:32I could cry.
05:33It was such a good time.
05:34Yay!
05:35Thank you for being here.
05:36Thank you for having us.
05:37Cheers.
