00:00I don't believe her, I won't get a goody chooshoes, it makes me want to barf.
00:07Look at me, I'm Sandra Dee, lousy with virginity, won't go to bed till I'm legally wed, I can't, I'm
00:20Sandra Dee, watch it, hey, I'm Doris Day,
00:26I was not brought up that way, won't come across, even rock cuts at last, it's hard to Doris Day.
00:39I don't drink, I swear, I don't wrap my hair, I get ill off of one cigarette,
00:47your filthy paws off my silky drawers, would you pull that crap with a net?
00:57As for you, Troy Donahue, I know what you won't do, you've got your crust and the wild dick to
01:08bless, I'm just playing Sandra Dee.
01:13Elvis, Elvis, oh let me be, keep that pelvis far from me, don't be a fool, now you're starting to
01:24drool.
01:26Be cool, I'm Sandra Dee.
01:33You making fun of me, Riz?
01:35Some people are so touchy.
