00:10Honey, listen, I've got great news.
00:12Uh, Mom, this is a fat camp.
00:15No, no, no, it's a spa. I spoke to the camp director.
00:18Mom, there's no bread, there's no talking during meals,
00:20everybody looks like they're about to fucking die of starvation.
00:24Honey, this is totally a fat camp.
00:26Would you listen to me?
00:26Is that why you brought me here? Because you think I'm fat?
00:28No, no, no, it's a spa.
00:30Like, seriously, Mom.
00:31Honey, it's a spa.
00:33I spoke to the camp director,
00:34and it turns out the class for teaching your dog how to meditate,
00:37it's been canceled, so I put in a good word for you,
00:40and now it's going to be an evening with Jessie Kay.
00:45Mom, I don't want to perform for a bunch of menopausal anorexic yogis, okay?
00:50I thought you said this was supposed to be relaxing.
00:53That's all, that's all.
00:53Looks like I'm happy with your dog.
00:53You don't want to make her even healthy.
00:54You don't want to be a good girl,
00:56but you're not laughing.
00:56You just want to be a good girl on that woman?
00:56I need a bad girl on that…
00:57Yeah?
00:57You don't want to be a great girl,
00:57and she's a good girl on that one.
00:58We still have the love of getting her together.
00:58You don't want to be a good girl already.
00:58And I know she's looking at all that.
